CM Punk Still At Home
Likely banging hot chicks and possibly playing Battlefield with Kofi Kingston.
Source: Your Mom
Daniel Bryan Likely Involved In A Match At Wrestlemania.
Or maybe not. Whatever.
Source: Common Sense
There, that should be good for a few thousand hits off Google.
Likely banging hot chicks and possibly playing Battlefield with Kofi Kingston.
Source: Your Mom
Daniel Bryan Likely Involved In A Match At Wrestlemania.
Or maybe not. Whatever.
Source: Common Sense
There, that should be good for a few thousand hits off Google.
My mom has the inside scoop!
ReplyDeleteETA: SK still getting paid either way...
ReplyDeleteOnly when she goes in for her yearly exam.
ReplyDeleteAJ Lee. Now looking into transportation options.
ReplyDeleteVirgil update:
ReplyDeleteStill available for photos and autographs at $20 a pop.
Source: Sad cameras across the United States.
I knew I forgot something in there...
ReplyDeleteThe State of North American Professional Wrestling Address:
ReplyDeleteStill run by idiots.
Source: The Dirtsheets.
She can ride my di-
ReplyDelete***PLEASE STAND BY***
Farva: "FACTS! PETULANT LITTLE CHILD! DISAGREEING MAKES ME A TROLL? EDUCATE YOU! I'M RIGHT!"
ReplyDeleteNow copy and paste that 200 times and you will have this thread an hour from now.
Thank you for saying my mom is hot.
ReplyDeleteShould've put MMA or UFC in that headline to really get those hits. Because somehow Punk to UFC has became a rumor, thanks to the brilliance of Dana White as he reminds everyone about their Super Bowl show.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Beadle vs. AJ Lee at WrestleMania. Book it!
ReplyDeleteBut what about Brock?!
ReplyDeleteI am legit surprised they didn't make an angle out of that
ReplyDeleteDixie Train?
ReplyDeleteBrock and heel Cena will invade Montreal at Wrestlemania
ReplyDeleteBrilliant post. But which diva is getting the Anaconda Vice? And are u sure he didn't go old school & plug in Super Tecmo Bowl?
ReplyDeleteThe Tecmo Bears rule....Walter Payton & the Cap Boso slant! Can't be stopped!
ReplyDeleteBUT WHAT ABOUT DA STREAK, MAGGLE?
ReplyDeleteBatista Update: was spotted at Banana Republic
ReplyDeleteUndertaker Update: Skoal, cherry long-cut
WWE Fans: will solidly support their favorite wrestler and stand by him. For two weeks, until they WANTSOMETHING DIFFERENT.
ReplyDeleteAs he always does.
ReplyDeleteZach Ryder update: Actually still apparently employed by WWE.
ReplyDeleteOr until they go into a super mark city that didn't see the PPV or the previous show.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea that we identify Undertaker's day to day status based on what brand and flavor of dip he's currently using.
ReplyDeleteJTG update: Also still employed to WWE.
ReplyDeleteDo Ryder and JTG travel together in the luggage compartment or something to avoid being seen?
ReplyDeleteEvan Bourne update: Creative has nothing for you.
ReplyDeleteIn my speculation news, for some reason I think that that fat angry wrestling fan from YouTube is Caliber.
ReplyDeleteYoshi Tatsu update: Still being bullied by Ryback at the catering table
ReplyDeleteI think I've said my peice, I'm just gonna leave any of his future posts alone amd let him get it out of his system
ReplyDelete"Open the bag!"
ReplyDeleteWas there a flame war or something I missed over the past few days with you 2?
ReplyDeleteDixie Carter update: Still annoying on the mic.
ReplyDeleteIf WWE does a backstage segment where Bryan has a casual encounter with Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder, I will... do nothing, but it would be pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteBeen sitting on that for 8 hours, eh? Just for you...
ReplyDeleteFact: he has a track record of being temperamental
Fact: he left the company in January
Fact: he was signed through July
TNA Update: It's the least of their concerns
ReplyDeleteI don't think there was a flame war, but Favra has apparently felt contractually obligated to post in every thread that mentions Punk. And to respond to every single comment anyone says about Punk. And then respond to every single response to his comment. And then repeat himself in a new post in case someone missed one of his other 300 posts on the subject.
ReplyDeleteBoth months start with a "J" and end with a "y". Maybe he got confused.
ReplyDeleteNot quite a flame war but building to be in that family
ReplyDeleteMy head started to hurt when you started to say he was responding to the responses of his response.
ReplyDeleteI think there wasn't much of an angle. Whenever Punk was asked about it he's always surprised that anyone knows it.
ReplyDeleteIt feels like Beadle wanted some attention and "leaked" the story, but I could be wrong.
Yeah, and we all got to live it! :)
ReplyDeleteThe cat burglar has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him?
ReplyDeleteI would have looked through the threads to read post, but I didn't feel like going thorough 700+ comments on those days.
ReplyDeleteNothing "flamey" about it. Just me arguing and unpopular sentiment. Or me educating the ignorant (I kid)
ReplyDeleteResponding just because I'm contractually obligated...
ReplyDeleteNow is this an iron clad contract?
ReplyDeleteThis Farva heel turn has been pretty interesting, even if it's not what the people wanted. Sort of like Christian's in Summer 2011.
ReplyDeleteThat's the last time I sign a contract at Grace Slick's birthday.
ReplyDeleteJust turning heel until I'm proven right on this. It'll be a short heel run, hbk 05 ish.
ReplyDeleteI'm going off the rails of the Dixie Train!
ReplyDeleteWhich city are you going to ask who's your daddy in?
ReplyDeleteChicago, I assume.
ReplyDeleteSo you're gonna do three flips and oversell my "he didn't breach his contract" finisher???
ReplyDeleteFor some reason that got a laugh out of me.
ReplyDeleteThat'll be my very first post after some details emerge and it shows I'm right.
ReplyDeleteABeyAnce1 news update: I'm in the 5000 club.
ReplyDeleteYup. Then I'll pseudo shoot on you before getting back to "regularly scheduled programming"
ReplyDeleteDennis Stamp update: Still on trampoline.
ReplyDeleteWhich talks show will you pretend to go on?
ReplyDeleteSpringer
ReplyDeleteStop down voting me rob!
ReplyDeleteI would actually watch that, but Jerry would take all your heat.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly do you expect to be "proven right" about? Punk being a "petulant child"? Him having breached his contract? Vince trying to meet some of his concerns and Punk instead pissing in his face? Vince wanting Punk to stay on as a commentator and Punk refusing?
ReplyDeleteSo far we know that Punk and Vince had a meeting on Monday, Punk has a lot of complaints about his job (pay, job status, health) and the end result was Punk is currently not working there. THAT is what we know.
For you to make the leap to Punk is a petulant child and is UNDENIABLY IN THE WRONG is the stance that requires lots of assumptions. Also, it's not like you're taking this stance in opposition to an argument that Vince wronged him and that WWE is the bad guy here. You're creating this supremely anti-Punk stance in reaction to nothing.
Lastly, as I've said elsewhere: none of the other credible sources on this matter have even mentioned "breach of contract" as being an issue here. Keller, Powell, Meltzer have all weighed in with extensive reports looking at every possible angle on this so far, and Punk being in breach has not gotten a single word. They're obviously reaching for any angle to prod on the Punk issue, and breach hasn't been mentioned by anyone. Same with JR.
If Punk breaching his contract was actually in play, don't you think any of those writers would have brought it up? I mean, if a NEWZ site was to write an article about Punk breaching his contract, they'd literally have to quote Officer Farva as the source because you're the only person bringing it up.