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okay scott, please continue predicting everything DB-related:

1) how many IWCers are gonna threat to never watch WWE again if Bryan doesnt win/enter the rumble?

2) how many are gonna cry about Vince not listening to the fans?

3) how many are gonna jump off a bridge if Bryan doesnt win/enter the rumble?

1.  Lex Luger.

2.  No, I didn't see the latest NJPW PPV yet, sadly.  Heard it was awesome.

3.  Frank Stallone, although the original plan was Horace Hogan.

With that out of the way, I will in fact be trying the new hotness by ordering the Rumble via the WWE App on iPad, so we'll see how that goes in preparation for the network.  I was a little annoyed in that I tried to order on WWE.com directly, but they don't take Paypal for online PPV, only credit card.  Since I have Apple monies at the moment, I figured I'd try that.  

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  1. Liking the new gimmick of no selling Bryan questions.

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  2. What I find funny is that if Daniel Bryan didn't come from Ring of Honor if he wasn't this decades Chris Benoit no one would give a shit. If Fandango got this over with his dancing gimmick people wouldn't give a fuck because its not an Indy Star! Or even better if Fandango did the whole Yes! gimmick people would say "whats the big fucking deal all he does is say Yes" hell even CM Punk in that MMA Insider interview said "I think he gets the biggest reactions because people like to throw their hands in the air and shout yes". Everyone else would say this as well if Fandango or Khali was the one generating these reactions but because its Daniel Bryan he's Steve Austin V 2.0 and there is money to be made from him. Daniel Bryan did do the world one great justice though. The internet community was in search of a savior after their last messiah....you know murdered his family. They have their new, less murderous (so far) messiah! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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  3. ::standing ovation. Funny read Bayless::

    Gawd, Cult going the iron man route. I gotta work creative control into my next Bod contract.

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  4. Also, who the fuck is Chad bryant?

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  5. Creative control works for me, brother.

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  6. I demand Vinson come here and post a Pamela Anderson gif.

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  7. 1. 65% percent


    2. 66% percent


    3. 67% percent

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  8. I like the spoofing of WWE production issues by having the entrance shown twice.

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  9. I think my victory entitles me to pick the next shoot.

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  10. Only major snub I see is no BeardMoney.

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  11. He will come back strong next year

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  12. Are we in Oz? Lots of strawmen hanging around.

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  13. Shitty indy wrestler who thought he was better than everyone else. Me, fuj, and Ryan Murphy destroyed him a thread one time and chased him off.

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  14. He is showing off the benefits of his e-book money through his wardrobe, which consists of Champion sweatpants and a Vince Young jersey.

    Favorite line

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  15. Mentally deranged poster from RSPW newsgroup, forgot/blacked out his posting time here

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  16. Was he a legit indy guy or was it a gimmick? There's so much comedy potential in that

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  17. Legit. We found matches on him on youtube wrestling in front of like 5 people. It was so sad.

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  18. That's why Bayless has the snap mare joke in there. He botched a snap mare. It was hilarious.

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  19. email bbayless781@gmail.com. I will send you the list some point tomorrow

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  20. After Shawn did the Iron Man thing in 95, he came back and won the next year too. Just throwing that out there...

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  21. How is the Luger 93 timeline? I'm thinking that might be my choice.

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  22. Lulz. Wow, that's phenomenal

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  23. Starts off slow but gets better as it goes along. Not bad overall.

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  24. Have you done the first Outsiders shoot or the first Scott Hall shoot yet?

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  25. WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY NAME IN BOLD?!?!?!??!?!?

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  26. Bryan is over and Fandago isn't over. It's like comparing Dlo Brown would be over with Mankinds catchphrase

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  27. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 26, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    I was on the undercard, where I struggled in a bout against Condensing Reviews.

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  28. Yes, please keep it going

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  29. How many people did I eliminate? Don't feel like going back and reading through it.

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  30. No. I have the Outsiders shoot, Scott Hall Volume #1, Nash YouShoot, faceoff with Nash & Waltman, Waltman YouShoot, and Waltman breaking kayfabe for the Kilq guys.

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  31. I would have thrown you out for sure

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  32. Wait, I was in this? I thought you had to sign up, which I never did. Not that I'm complaining, since I never had a chance to win anyway.



    Also, am I now in a program with Fuj? I don't see that ending well for me.

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  33. Maybe he won a tournament on BoD NXT to earn a spot in the Rumble and become this year's Bo Dallas analogue?

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  34. This was my creation of 30 people worthy of entrance, there were more but no 40 man Rumble this year

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  35. It was a vintage Bayless editing error

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  36. You are going to accept me as your savior at BoD 'Mania!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMybxAoSvS8

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  37. Nice shout out.

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  38. You were worthy of entrance into the BoD Rumble. No preshow match.

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  39. "YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! I TOLD YOU, MONSOON! YES..... YES YES YES! I TOLD YOU!"

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  40. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQl_dBya5lo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Never!

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  41. Not to Bake this, but I'd rather see Steve and his ilk (the trolling "anti-smarks") in the other Oz, being properly "initiated"... if you get my drift.

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  42. Put your hand on the screen... feel the CM Walker flowing through you and... SAVED!

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  43. I appreciate it.

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  44. WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVaPb24VJWo

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  45. I Know I don't post often, but I've been here for years. I could have gotten a Roddy Piper/Jimmy Snuka spot, eh? #sourgrapes

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  46. How was BeardMoney not in this? The best quality over quantity poster on here.

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  47. If you hadn't done this I can't explain how disappointed I would have been

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  48. Scott Hall 1 is a top 5 shoot, it is great. I'll leave it up to the BoD, Luger 93 timeline, Scott Hall, or Outsiders?

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  49. We're not ones to say "we told you so," but...


    We told you so!

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  50. He was bumped for a surprise entrant. He will make his force known soon...........

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  51. I enjoy the concept, obviously, though :)

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  52. That is our poll for next week

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  53. I need my version of Bobby Heenan on the BoD. Just someone to be my hype man in the live threads. Also, my version of Mr. Perfect to interfere whenever jobber tries to post.

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  54. What I find funny is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Have you seen that show? You should check it out. There's this guy Charlie, oh man, he's hilarious. Gets me laughing every time. Every. Time. I also think comedian John Mulaney is funny. I laughed multiple times during his special New in Town. He does this bit about Ice-T on SVU, you gotta see it.

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  55. I retain creative control over the pick though. I might just fuck it, Scott Hall if Luger wins or something.

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  56. If I wasn't so in love with my current avatar, I'd change to Flair in that promo.

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  57. The Hall one is excellent

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  58. The second is terrible though.

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  59. Legit lol. Love the no sell.

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  60. Much like Rob Van Dam, this is a one-shot deal.

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  61. Jobber123, we coming for you nigga!

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  62. They were better off stopping the tape and calling it a day.

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  63. Listened to Mulaney today -- can't get enough of that guy.

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  64. Hello? I won the Intercontinental Title on this show. Hello? Anyone?

    Oh, phooey.

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  65. You were the backstage reporter. The MC of the festivities.

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  66. Alright, what was the best/worst moment of the BoD Rumble?

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  67. Me winning it. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  68. Parallax1978 getting eliminated = wort moment

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  69. Okay, now that I got the bile out of my system, a point-by-point breakdown:


    1: Fuck you.
    2: Fandango, for about a week, HAD a chance to get over. He was NAILING the gimmick, a bit like the original heel Rock turn. Then the WWE pulled out the Sledgehammer of Plot and beat that chance about 60 feet under, and by the next RAW, or even two weeks later, he was back in the generic mass of midcarder jobbers to the stars.
    3: Aww, you don't like that one of your favorites couldn't get such an easy "gimmick". One that required (not in order) tagging with Kane, "anger management", chanting a simple word over and over (YES! AND NO! BOTH got over, IMO.), losing at Wrestlemania in S.D. Jones territory (Anyone with a stopwatch or brains knows Jones made it past 18 seconds), being neutered by the AUTHORITAH!, and so on?
    4: You know where Khali might get over? India. You know where he'll never get over again? WWE. Even when he was in the main event, NOBODY gave two shits about him. His current role is just right for his credibility level.
    5: And to conclude: Fuck you, good sir.

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  70. I'm tired of being held back. I'm not a B+ poster...I will NOT be Ryder'd. No! No! No!

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  71. Hey what about me,just kidding.Nice post by the way,Catalyst was definitely the best part.

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  72. Go change my tire while I talk to your girl

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  73. You should have had Chin keep doing run ins like Kaientai.

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  74. Best answers ever.

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  75. You still have a big part in BoD Mania

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  76. PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT!

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  77. "Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries."

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  78. Yes. It is time for the BoD to admit their weakness and be... SAVED

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  79. This isn't fair to Cultstatus.

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  80. Now I just need Bryan to enter in a 8 and win it so I can win zanadude's poll and cultamania will be running wild!

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  81. Bayless was able to catch up to me before the Rumble to get my thoughts:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OwM37PNQDs

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  82. Sadly, I suffered a concussion on the plane ride over to this show. Then 3 more waiting for my luggage.

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  83. Since you're ordering it through the App, you should be able to log onto wwe.com to watch it if that's how you truly want to watch it.

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  84. I REALLY want to know if this was an old mailbag he pulled out, or if not, what the questions to his answers could have been...


    1: Who should have won the main event at GAB 88?
    2: Opinions on World Tag League 2013?
    3: The night Arquette won the title, who did he allegedly "replace", once the "original" guy tabbed for the role backed out?

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  85. Stealing Hardee's coupons from a passed out Murphy. Couldn't stop laughing about certain lines...the only person who went unscathed from snarknyness were kbjone

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  86. Unless I missed it, I don't think I got any snark thrown my way.

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  87. Yea. I didn't see any either towards you. This definitely was your HBK rumble, we'll protected all the way around.

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  88. I marked out for Caliber.

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  89. Todd Lorenz: a big fan folks, he flexes on the ring to no reaction. Lulz

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  90. the buzzer sounds off for our #3 entrant, ABeYance1. He has made a lot of posts in his young BoD career but I cannot remember any single one of them.
    That was good, and how dare you insult capspaintedyellow?

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  91. Frank Stallone... so bad even his own brother doesn't want his movies to be released:

    http://whatculture.com/film/6-examples-of-movie-marketing-that-shamelessly-embellished-what-starring-means.php/7

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