NXT
Date:
January 29, 2014
Location:
Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators:
Tom Phillips, Alex Riley, William Regal
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We're
coming up on the big live show in about a month with Neville earning
a title shot against champion Bo Dallas by surviving last week's Beat
the Clock match. Other than that we've got Sami Zayn trying to get
another 2/3 falls match against Antonio Cesaro but Antonio doesn't
seem all that interested. Let's get to it.
Mike
Cuellari/John Ikerino vs. Ascension
I'm
sure I spelled those names wrong but does it really matter?
Apparently Cuellari is Q.T. Marshall from ROH and various other
indies. Viktor easily slams him around and gets two off a suplex
before it's off to John who gets his head taken off by a clothesline.
Konor comes off the middle rope with an even hard clothesline,
setting up the Fall of Man for the pin by Viktor at 2:20.
Sylvester
LeFort is still holding tryouts for a new client. Cal Bishop, an
NCAA champion, comes in but Sylvester doesn't like his cauliflower
ears.
Corey
Graves vs. Camacho
This
is Graves' return match after being gone two months due to a
concussion. Corey says he'll never forgive Adrian Neville for
injuring him and tells both NXT and WWE to stay tuned. A long
headlock on Camacho gets things going but Camacho shoves him out to
the floor. Graves comes back in and kicks at the knee before putting
on Lucky 13 for the submission at 1:21.
Cesaro
says another match with Sami Zayn would be a waste of his time.
Next
up for LeFort is a big man named Sawyer Ford who won't say where he's
from, doesn't know about an audition and won't stop shaking LeFort's
hand.
Bayley
vs. Sasha Banks
Bayley's
music is, in a word, bubbly. Renee Young joins in on commentary.
Bayley lunges at Charlotte but the referee keeps her in the ring,
allowing Sasha to take over with a slam. Sasha ties up Bayley's arms
as Natalya cheers the bubbly one on. Bayley comes back with some
running clotheslines in the corner as Natalya gets in a fight with
the BFFs. Sasha grabs a rollup for two on a distracted Bayley, only
to walk into the Belly to Bayley for the pin at 2:50 in another show
match.
Colin
Cassady vs. Tyler Breeze
The
fans aren't sure who to cheer for here as they think Breeze is
gorgeous but also like spelling out S-A-W-F-T for SAWWWWFT! Breeze
stalls a lot on the floor and in the corner for some picture taking
but Cass gets a phone from a fan at ringside to take his own
pictures. The fans completely dig it and Regal calls this more fun
than a barrel of monkeys. Big Cass goes inside and we get the
opening bell.
Tyler
goes after Cass in the corner but the big man fires off right hands
to the jaw while asking if Breeze is ok. A big SAWFT forearm to the
back sets up an elbow drop for two on Tyler. There's a nice big boot
for the same but Aiden English pops up on screen to sing about Colin.
He goes into the injured Enzo's locker room and threats of violence
are heard. The distraction lets Breeze hit the Beauty Shot for the
pin on Cass at 2:24. The more I see of both of these guys, the more
entertained I am.
After
a break Colin finds a fine Enzo but there's no English in sight.
Enzo says English just threatened him and left. Cassady: “He ain't
the only one that can play games and I ain't talking chess.” Enzo:
“I don't know how to play chess.” Cassady: “I'm talking
Balderdash. Connect Four. Ring Around the Rosey. Hopscotch.
Connect Four.” Enzo declares English to be sawft as Cassady goes
to find English. I smell a swerve in the future.
CJ
Parker vs. The Miz
Regal:
“Miz reminds me of Kermit without the talent.” Miz avoids a
right hand and slaps Parker in the face to start. Parker scores with
some chops but Miz clotheslines him down. Regal explains what chops
do to you as Parker comes back with chops of his own. Phillips: “You
know what you do when someone chops you. You chop them back!”
Regal: “Really? I used to scream.” Miz hits a very nice
dropkick to send Parker to the floor and a baseball slid puts Parker
down again.
Miz
throws him back inside and slides between Parker's legs into a sunset
flip for two, only to walk into a kick to the face. A double running
knee in the corner gets two more on Miz and we hit the chinlock. Miz
fights up and hits the Reality Check before hooking a dragon screw
leg whip and dropping some elbows on the leg. Parker kicks him into
the corner and hits a high cross body, only to have Miz roll through
and put on the Figure Four for the win at 4:40.
Rating:
C-. I was impressed by Miz's in
ring work here as his offense made sense and that dropkick actually
looked good. That being said, I still don't like the Figure Four as
his finishing move. The Skull Crushing Finale took him to the WWE
Title and a win over John Cena in the main event of Wrestlemania.
It's the same thing that bothered me about AJ Styles becoming a Flair
clone: he was already the best in the world. What was he going to
become? The best wrestler on Venus?
Sami
Zayn wants Cesaro to say no to his face next week.
Mason
Ryan says he'll work for Sylvester LeFort if LeFort can beat him next
week.
Renee
Young is in the ring to moderate the contract signing for Neville vs.
Dallas. This is a bit less formal though as she's just holding the
contracts and invites both guys to the ring. Dallas doesn't show up
so Neville signs his contract, only to have Bo come out in wrestling
gear. He insists he isn't scared and is far meaner than he's been in
months. Dallas tells Neville to take a seat and watch the champion
work.
Danny
Birch vs. Bo Dallas
Birch
takes a knee into the ribs to start and an elbow to the head for good
measure. Dallas keeps staring at Neville as he drives in even more
elbows to the side of the head. Birch comes back with some right
hands but Bo blasts him in the face to put him right back down. A
double arm DDT is enough to pin Danny at 2:22.
Bo
signs the contract and decks Neville, triggering a brawl to end the
show. The fan were very oddly quiet during the brawl.
Overall
Rating: C+. Good but not great
show this week, though it's clear that they're building up to the big
night in about a month. I hope they don't turn this into a WWE show
and take away all of the good stuff that NXT has had going on in the
last year plus, but maybe it's just a quick change of pace before we
get back to normal.
Results
Ascension
b. Mike Cuellari/John Ikerino – Fall of Man to Ikerino
Corey
Graves b. Camacho – Lucky 13
Tyler
Breeze b. Colin Cassady – Beauty Shot
The
Miz b. CJ Parker – Figure Four
Bo
Dallas b. Danny Birch – Double arm DDT
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Well here I am at the last trading before the live show. . .
ReplyDeleteI dunno, man, the more wacky skits and distraction finishes they do, the more I'm worried that "creative" is trying to get a piece of this before it goes on the network.
ReplyDeleteThat's scared me for months now. I'm sure they'll have to show people like Dusty Rhodes or whoever runs it now how wrestling works though.
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