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TNA Impact Thread

Tonight, TNA is live from Huntsville, AL to give us the first of two weeks of "Genesis."

Matches announced for the next two weeks include:

Sting vs. EC3
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a Steel Cage Match
Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson
Gail Kim vs. Madison Rayne for the Knockouts Title
James Storm vs. Gunner in a Briefcase Match

Plus, new talents will be debuting over the next few weeks.

Comments

  1. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    That was classy of TNA to show respect to Mae Young.

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  2. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Good evening.

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  3. I missed it, what did they do?

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  4. Quick little tribute by Mike and Tazz before they went on-air.

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  5. Looks like you are going to reach the 10,000 mark tonight

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  6. Probably won't be since its TNA.

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  7. Magnus wears panties..wtf lol

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  8. At least the crowd's alive.

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  9. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    Did this dude get caught in a wind tunnel?

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  10. Hey, how's it going?

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  11. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    Tazz and Tenay dedicated this ep of TNA to Mae and they put up the RIP clip.

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  12. Mute function: ENGAGED.

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  13. Tonight, on the death of TNA theater...

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  14. Best theme in the business.

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  15. Please be trolling.

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  16. Of course, lol. It's awful.

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  17. Any "Flash Us, Dixie" signs in the crowd?

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  18. Sounds like "3rd Mrs. Coach song of the episode on 'Nashville.'"

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  19. Good,I'm' just got spot in College,3RD place in history class at UFRRJ(one of the best of Brazil).

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  20. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    Seriously, whose hair is worse, Spuds or Dixie's?

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  21. Took them approximately 8 seconds to cut to a crowd shot showing empty seats. Great start!

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  22. Brooke's ass. Now that we got that outta the way, let's watch Impact.

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  23. Go go Power Rangers!

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  24. Yeah,I'm saying this to everyone.My family is really proud of me,2013 was probably the best year I had so far.

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  25. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!

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  26. Why the power rangers joke?

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  27. Don't forget to vote for the shoot interview that I will recap next week

    http://www.rspwfaq.net/2014/01/which-shoot-interview-should-be_16.html

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  28. Much like the state of TNA, I will run the PR joke into the ground.

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  29. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    http://i56.tinypic.com/28me4y8.jpg

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  30. Why does Magnum have two titles? Can TNA afford two belts?

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  31. His theme sounds like a Power Rangers theme rip off.

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  32. Magnus is the wrestling equivalent of fetch. Stop trying to make Magnus happen, Dixie, it's not gonna happen.

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  33. They are coping Orton.

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  34. I love you too Brooke's Ass.

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  35. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    "All this is because of you.."


    Yes, the bankruptcy is her fault.

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  36. The second one is due back at the pawn shop tomorrow morning.

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  37. Good move giving the second belt to Dixie, they can get $50 for it if she hocks it.

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  38. Time for another ask Dixie session.

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  39. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    http://tinypic.com/r/2hmn955/5

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  40. Does Dixie have any kids?

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  41. Man is this opening segment a snooze fest.

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  42. Here comes the ROH Invasion!

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  43. And now Corporation 2.0 comes out. (They're a bit heavy on manpower to be Authority 2.0)

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  44. So,they are copying the NWO again *facepalm*

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  45. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    "..YES!!! WE FINALLY get a paycheck!!!"

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  46. It's Thursday night, you know where Farva is

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  47. Bad influence is to cool for being part of this boring faction.

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  48. A new TNA? Can you afford new things Dixie?

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  49. No, the Authority.

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  50. Nah, closer to Vince McMahon's Corporation, circa 1998-99.

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  51. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/brooke-adams-5.jpg

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  52. OLD school corporation was badass.

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  53. I wonder if Stephanie's selling shares to shadow fund TNA. Dixie makes her look like an all time great in comparison

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  54. You 2 have a real feud going on here.

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  55. I think BA is too cool to be part of this company.

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  56. ....these trolling statements are so stupid when you think of the context.

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  57. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    In my world, the disgruntled workers leave under Stings guidance and wrestle on Xplosion.

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  58. STING! STING! STING!

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  59. Jack Ryan=Pass.

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  60. Goddamnit, I want to do a Darkwing Duck intro for him, but creative's on break here.

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  61. This opening segment wouldn't happen if this was a real PPV.

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  62. The Costnaissance continues!

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  63. Sting better get out of TNA. If Sting stays in TNA much longer he'll stop believing in God.

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  64. Threadjack,here's a fantasy booking I've made.


    Punk/Bryan wins the rumble,HHH doesn't like that so,he demands the winner to defend on Raw every week,if they lose the challenger takes the rumble spot and the bounty.Moving forward,the Authority starts to become desperate,in the final weeks they put crazy stipulations(no dq,can't use "X" move,ladder) to make Punk/Bryan lose.

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  65. Someone is downvoting this awesome comment.

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  66. Jeez, sorry for trying to make some jokes. I'll be sure to keep things super, super serial from now on'

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  67. No, but hand me downs are fine.

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  68. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    For my 10,000th post I have prepared the following speech:


    http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKPoU4hCMAAlREB.jpg

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  69. I think Mick's decided to slum in tonight.

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  70. The TNA jokes from the IWC have worn out their welcome just like the Cena ones. This isn't 2005. If you don't enjoy the product, don't watch it. It's like back in the day when the "cool" kids made fun of Pokemon. I mean wtf who cares?

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  71. Not a bad idea.

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  72. He has to ruin a show that's already terrible?

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  73. I actually posted on other thread today,I miss the old school bounty for "X" wrestler.

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  74. Best Genesis Double Album?

    I'll go with Seconds Out.

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  75. I am not being sports entertained right now.

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  76. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Of course he's a paper champ..you don't think she could afford REAL gold, do you?

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  77. Still on mute, so I'll translate Sting here:


    "I am one man with a bat. You are a lot of people with stuff. I will win, because I have creative control.

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  78. That's exactly the volume at which Lincoln said that, Sting. Exactly that loud.

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  79. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Sting's doing that "shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments" thing again..

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  80. How much would you be willing to pay for The TNA Network?

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  81. Don't really want to quote Lincoln while you're in a balcony

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  82. Congrats,you're the best top 5 member.

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  83. I'd go $2.99 a month

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  84. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    "Take a look are out this building..."




    So we can see empty seats?

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  85. This seems more like an end of show thing.

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  86. That's so Russo.

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  87. They only filled 25% of Vance Middle School!

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  88. At this point, I like to think Samoa Joe tearfully applies the Umaga makeup every night before he goes to sleep.

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  89. Sting hits the death drop,Roll credits and save us from this torture.

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  90. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/K9XSh.gif

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  91. Leave it to TNA to make a wild brawl seem dull. And what's with cutting to a commercial break as Sting starts hitting the guy.

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  92. Keeps you hooked in for the match so that you don't change the channel?

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  93. Its dedication like that which allows you to enter the 2014 BoD Royal Rumble

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  94. We'll stop making jokes about TNA when they stop booking their promotion like a joke.

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  95. Dumb question:


    Say a game that you consider underrated.


    To me is God Hand from Ps2,great gameplay,hilarious story and badass boss fights.

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  96. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll202/KinkyKitty630/brooke_adams_brooke_adams020_9VSovg.jpg

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  97. So, there are 2 BOD Rumbles?

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  98. Keep on supporting WWE who just added the New Age Outlaws to their main roster today. lol

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  99. It's so frustrating...because TNA at times has shown flashes of goodness. And they always manage to flush it all away.

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  100. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Thanks. I just hope I don't get the "Jerry Lawler" spot.

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  101. I enjoy parts of TNA but I really enjoy watching Impact and going on the Live thread and ripping on the bad stuff. As well as talking about the good matches. I'm not doing it to be "cool", I do nothing on a wrestling blog to be cool of course. But I have enjoyed making TNA jokes with the others here.

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  102. This has been another one long opening segment.

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  103. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Did Joe just say, "GWHAARAHRAAAAAA!!!"

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  104. Understandable. Sorry for getting mad.

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  105. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    LOL @ the joke Tazz just told.

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  106. CITY, STAAAAAAAAAATE!

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  107. So it's this argument again? I know this is a hard concept to grasp - but making fun of TNA doesn't mean you love every single thing the WWE does, and vice versa.

    When either promotion does something good, I'll praise them. When either one does something bad, I'll mock them.

    And TNA has done very little to praise recently.

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  108. Joe casually walking away from the crossbody still cracks me up.

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  109. You know, if TNA were a publicly traded, I'd actually buy a few shares.

    The longer the WWE Network goes on, the more desperate they will get for new content.

    Given all the ex-WWE talent that TNA has signed over the years, you have to believe that selling the archives has always been the end game they had in mind.

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  110. Stars from today and the past will be participating in the most pathetic excuse of an.....I mean most exciting event I have ever created on the BoD

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  111. Now you tell me.
    ~R Truth

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  112. I so wish Joe would go to WWE and get motivated again. I know he's getting old but I think he still has some great matches left in him.

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  113. He's 34, not that old. He still has the potential for a few good years.

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  114. But not E main event

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  115. Seems to me like he's back in the main event picture now that Hogan is gone.

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  116. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    He's friends with Cena, so he'd get a secondary championship and an occasional run against a main eventer.

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  117. Gee, I wonder why?

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  118. I wonder, if WWE offered Dixie a lowball offer would she take it or try and hold out thinking her company was worth more. Also does Dixie want to sell or does she want to keep TNA and try and turn it around.

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  119. Um... ODB did NOT land right there. Ouch.

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  120. No other viable faces on the roster?

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  121. Probably not. Doesn't mean he still couldn't have some good matches.

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  122. There is just one that I created, brother, and it happens on January 26th too.

    The other is a contest

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  123. ROH/earlly TNA Joe was a beast.

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  124. Seven Cities of Gold, C64, Atari et al.

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  125. he can get a midcard run.

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  126. *Gasp*. How dare you say anything bad about TNA?

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  127. I know he's not super old but 34 is a bit old to start out fresh in the WWE. Also he's wrestled some hard hitting, stiff matches that had to take time off his career.

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  128. What a fine ass.

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  129. Tell me I'm not the only one watching the tony harding 30 for 30 right now

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  130. Or, you could have the show on one week, commercial free.

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  131. I'm objective, but besides Storm, TNA has no main face with Angle being injured to challenge Magnus.

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  132. I'm consistently amazed there hasn't been a Droz'ing with any of the women for either company. For every one you have semi-competent they're in with sticks, model wannabes, or just big broads who have no skill for wrestling.

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  133. Why would Spike agree to that?

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  134. This is fucking incredible

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  135. If I say yes, will you yell out "Why me?"

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  136. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Why yes. Yes it is.

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  137. Tony harding was a real piece of ass in the early 90's I'm gonna have to go look up that sex tape

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  138. She can compete with the finest Brazilian chicks in ass category.

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  139. This was a perfectly acceptable match.

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  140. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    In a perfect world, Xplosion has a main event of Daniels defending the TNA TV title against Samoa Joe in a 30 minute classic.

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  141. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Aries is channeling is inner CM Punk.

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  142. Nothing would please me more.

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  143. I'm flipping between this and the Dark Knight on AMC.

    It's 'comic book movie' week or something on AMC. And they decided tonight to show The Dark Knight (arguably greatest comic book movie ever) with Catwoman (arguably worst movie of any genre ever).

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  144. Now that Joseph parks no longer is weak guy,his character lost his charm.

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  145. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    YES!! MORE commercials and interviews!!!

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  146. He needs to just be Abyss now.

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  147. Well, they both faced each other in ROH....

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  148. Yeah, they should have pulled the plug on this angle and put him back as Abyss a while ago.

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  149. Even the janitors feel embarrased about helping that horrendous piece of shit.

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  150. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/OHmoUwx.gif

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  151. lol it's been like over a year now since they started teasing it

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  152. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    He should play both characters.

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  153. Dude they are playing that footage now BTW. The dude ran through a glass door to escape and frank deford chased after him lol

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  154. Spike: we're so poor, we need 6 minutes of commercials for revenue.

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  155. Ride along=Failure.

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  156. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 16, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    *Sees Ice Cube on this commercial, throws out old NWA cd.*

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  157. Screeching = Funny!

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  158. I wish TNA were owned by FOX or at least were on FOX Sports 1 or 2 or FXX.

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  159. The crow is the greatest comic book movie.

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  160. THREADJACK!~

    MLB approves the use of instant replay.

    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story?storyId=10305223&src=desktop

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