Tonight, TNA is live from Huntsville, AL to give us the first of two weeks of "Genesis."
Matches announced for the next two weeks include:
Sting vs. EC3
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a Steel Cage Match
Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson
Gail Kim vs. Madison Rayne for the Knockouts Title
James Storm vs. Gunner in a Briefcase Match
Plus, new talents will be debuting over the next few weeks.
Matches announced for the next two weeks include:
Sting vs. EC3
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a Steel Cage Match
Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson
Gail Kim vs. Madison Rayne for the Knockouts Title
James Storm vs. Gunner in a Briefcase Match
Plus, new talents will be debuting over the next few weeks.
That was classy of TNA to show respect to Mae Young.
ReplyDeleteHi Jeff.
ReplyDeleteGood evening.
ReplyDeleteI missed it, what did they do?
ReplyDeleteQuick little tribute by Mike and Tazz before they went on-air.
ReplyDeleteNothing.
ReplyDeleteNever mind.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you are going to reach the 10,000 mark tonight
ReplyDeleteProbably won't be since its TNA.
ReplyDeleteMagnus wears panties..wtf lol
ReplyDeleteAt least the crowd's alive.
ReplyDeleteDid this dude get caught in a wind tunnel?
ReplyDeleteHi.
ReplyDeleteTNA quoting Wade
ReplyDeleteHey, how's it going?
ReplyDeleteTazz and Tenay dedicated this ep of TNA to Mae and they put up the RIP clip.
ReplyDeleteMute function: ENGAGED.
ReplyDeleteTonight, on the death of TNA theater...
ReplyDeleteBest theme in the business.
ReplyDeletePlease be trolling.
ReplyDeleteOf course, lol. It's awful.
ReplyDeleteAny "Flash Us, Dixie" signs in the crowd?
ReplyDeleteSounds like "3rd Mrs. Coach song of the episode on 'Nashville.'"
ReplyDeleteGood,I'm' just got spot in College,3RD place in history class at UFRRJ(one of the best of Brazil).
ReplyDeleteSeriously, whose hair is worse, Spuds or Dixie's?
ReplyDeleteThat's great.
ReplyDeleteSpud's.
ReplyDeleteBoth are nice
ReplyDeleteIt's tied.
ReplyDeleteTook them approximately 8 seconds to cut to a crowd shot showing empty seats. Great start!
ReplyDeleteBrooke's ass. Now that we got that outta the way, let's watch Impact.
ReplyDeleteGo go Power Rangers!
ReplyDeleteMagnum?
ReplyDeleteYeah,I'm saying this to everyone.My family is really proud of me,2013 was probably the best year I had so far.
ReplyDeleteGO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy the power rangers joke?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to vote for the shoot interview that I will recap next week
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rspwfaq.net/2014/01/which-shoot-interview-should-be_16.html
Much like the state of TNA, I will run the PR joke into the ground.
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ReplyDeleteI voted Magnum
ReplyDeleteWhy does Magnum have two titles? Can TNA afford two belts?
ReplyDeleteHis theme sounds like a Power Rangers theme rip off.
ReplyDeleteMagnus is the wrestling equivalent of fetch. Stop trying to make Magnus happen, Dixie, it's not gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteidk, I dig it
ReplyDeleteThey are coping Orton.
ReplyDeleteI love you too Brooke's Ass.
ReplyDeleteFor now.
ReplyDelete"All this is because of you.."
ReplyDeleteYes, the bankruptcy is her fault.
The second one is due back at the pawn shop tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteGood move giving the second belt to Dixie, they can get $50 for it if she hocks it.
ReplyDeleteTime for another ask Dixie session.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/r/2hmn955/5
ReplyDeleteDoes Dixie have any kids?
ReplyDeleteMan is this opening segment a snooze fest.
ReplyDeleteHere comes the ROH Invasion!
ReplyDeleteAnd now Corporation 2.0 comes out. (They're a bit heavy on manpower to be Authority 2.0)
ReplyDeleteSo,they are copying the NWO again *facepalm*
ReplyDelete"..YES!!! WE FINALLY get a paycheck!!!"
ReplyDeleteIt's Thursday night, you know where Farva is
ReplyDeleteBad influence is to cool for being part of this boring faction.
ReplyDeleteA new TNA? Can you afford new things Dixie?
ReplyDeleteNo, the Authority.
ReplyDeleteNah, closer to Vince McMahon's Corporation, circa 1998-99.
ReplyDeletesorry.
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ReplyDeleteOLD school corporation was badass.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Stephanie's selling shares to shadow fund TNA. Dixie makes her look like an all time great in comparison
ReplyDeleteYou 2 have a real feud going on here.
ReplyDeleteI think BA is too cool to be part of this company.
ReplyDelete....these trolling statements are so stupid when you think of the context.
ReplyDeleteIn my world, the disgruntled workers leave under Stings guidance and wrestle on Xplosion.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Shield.
ReplyDeleteSTING! STING! STING!
ReplyDeleteJack Ryan=Pass.
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit, I want to do a Darkwing Duck intro for him, but creative's on break here.
ReplyDeleteThis opening segment wouldn't happen if this was a real PPV.
ReplyDeleteThe Costnaissance continues!
ReplyDeleteHHH disagrees.
ReplyDeleteSting better get out of TNA. If Sting stays in TNA much longer he'll stop believing in God.
ReplyDeleteI know.
ReplyDeleteThreadjack,here's a fantasy booking I've made.
ReplyDeletePunk/Bryan wins the rumble,HHH doesn't like that so,he demands the winner to defend on Raw every week,if they lose the challenger takes the rumble spot and the bounty.Moving forward,the Authority starts to become desperate,in the final weeks they put crazy stipulations(no dq,can't use "X" move,ladder) to make Punk/Bryan lose.
Someone is downvoting this awesome comment.
ReplyDeleteJeez, sorry for trying to make some jokes. I'll be sure to keep things super, super serial from now on'
ReplyDeleteYES! YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteNo, but hand me downs are fine.
ReplyDeleteFor my 10,000th post I have prepared the following speech:
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I think Mick's decided to slum in tonight.
ReplyDeleteThe TNA jokes from the IWC have worn out their welcome just like the Cena ones. This isn't 2005. If you don't enjoy the product, don't watch it. It's like back in the day when the "cool" kids made fun of Pokemon. I mean wtf who cares?
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteDude, chill.
ReplyDeleteHe has to ruin a show that's already terrible?
ReplyDeleteCongrats.
ReplyDeleteI actually posted on other thread today,I miss the old school bounty for "X" wrestler.
ReplyDeleteBest Genesis Double Album?
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Seconds Out.
I am not being sports entertained right now.
ReplyDeleteOh, ok.
ReplyDeleteOf course he's a paper champ..you don't think she could afford REAL gold, do you?
ReplyDeleteStill on mute, so I'll translate Sting here:
ReplyDelete"I am one man with a bat. You are a lot of people with stuff. I will win, because I have creative control.
Congrats.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly the volume at which Lincoln said that, Sting. Exactly that loud.
ReplyDeleteSting's doing that "shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments" thing again..
ReplyDeleteHow much would you be willing to pay for The TNA Network?
ReplyDeleteDon't really want to quote Lincoln while you're in a balcony
ReplyDelete10 cents?
ReplyDeleteCongrats,you're the best top 5 member.
ReplyDeleteI'd go $2.99 a month
ReplyDelete"Take a look are out this building..."
ReplyDeleteSo we can see empty seats?
Tree Fiddy!
ReplyDeleteThis seems more like an end of show thing.
ReplyDeleteThat's so Russo.
ReplyDeleteThey only filled 25% of Vance Middle School!
ReplyDeleteAt this point, I like to think Samoa Joe tearfully applies the Umaga makeup every night before he goes to sleep.
ReplyDeleteSting hits the death drop,Roll credits and save us from this torture.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/K9XSh.gif
ReplyDeleteLeave it to TNA to make a wild brawl seem dull. And what's with cutting to a commercial break as Sting starts hitting the guy.
ReplyDeleteKeeps you hooked in for the match so that you don't change the channel?
ReplyDeleteIts dedication like that which allows you to enter the 2014 BoD Royal Rumble
ReplyDeleteWe'll stop making jokes about TNA when they stop booking their promotion like a joke.
ReplyDeleteDumb question:
ReplyDeleteSay a game that you consider underrated.
To me is God Hand from Ps2,great gameplay,hilarious story and badass boss fights.
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ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteSo, there are 2 BOD Rumbles?
ReplyDeleteKeep on supporting WWE who just added the New Age Outlaws to their main roster today. lol
ReplyDeleteIt's so frustrating...because TNA at times has shown flashes of goodness. And they always manage to flush it all away.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I just hope I don't get the "Jerry Lawler" spot.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy parts of TNA but I really enjoy watching Impact and going on the Live thread and ripping on the bad stuff. As well as talking about the good matches. I'm not doing it to be "cool", I do nothing on a wrestling blog to be cool of course. But I have enjoyed making TNA jokes with the others here.
ReplyDeleteThis has been another one long opening segment.
ReplyDeleteDid Joe just say, "GWHAARAHRAAAAAA!!!"
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable. Sorry for getting mad.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the joke Tazz just told.
ReplyDeleteCITY, STAAAAAAAAAATE!
ReplyDeleteSo it's this argument again? I know this is a hard concept to grasp - but making fun of TNA doesn't mean you love every single thing the WWE does, and vice versa.
ReplyDeleteWhen either promotion does something good, I'll praise them. When either one does something bad, I'll mock them.
And TNA has done very little to praise recently.
Joe casually walking away from the crossbody still cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if TNA were a publicly traded, I'd actually buy a few shares.
ReplyDeleteThe longer the WWE Network goes on, the more desperate they will get for new content.
Given all the ex-WWE talent that TNA has signed over the years, you have to believe that selling the archives has always been the end game they had in mind.
Stars from today and the past will be participating in the most pathetic excuse of an.....I mean most exciting event I have ever created on the BoD
ReplyDeleteNow you tell me.
ReplyDelete~R Truth
I so wish Joe would go to WWE and get motivated again. I know he's getting old but I think he still has some great matches left in him.
ReplyDeleteHe's 34, not that old. He still has the potential for a few good years.
ReplyDeleteBut not E main event
ReplyDeleteSeems to me like he's back in the main event picture now that Hogan is gone.
ReplyDeleteHe's friends with Cena, so he'd get a secondary championship and an occasional run against a main eventer.
ReplyDeleteGee, I wonder why?
ReplyDeleteI wonder, if WWE offered Dixie a lowball offer would she take it or try and hold out thinking her company was worth more. Also does Dixie want to sell or does she want to keep TNA and try and turn it around.
ReplyDeleteUm... ODB did NOT land right there. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteNo other viable faces on the roster?
ReplyDeleteProbably not. Doesn't mean he still couldn't have some good matches.
ReplyDeleteThere is just one that I created, brother, and it happens on January 26th too.
ReplyDeleteThe other is a contest
ROH/earlly TNA Joe was a beast.
ReplyDeleteSeven Cities of Gold, C64, Atari et al.
ReplyDeletehe can get a midcard run.
ReplyDelete*Gasp*. How dare you say anything bad about TNA?
ReplyDeleteI know he's not super old but 34 is a bit old to start out fresh in the WWE. Also he's wrestled some hard hitting, stiff matches that had to take time off his career.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fine ass.
ReplyDeleteTell me I'm not the only one watching the tony harding 30 for 30 right now
ReplyDeleteOr, you could have the show on one week, commercial free.
ReplyDeleteI'm objective, but besides Storm, TNA has no main face with Angle being injured to challenge Magnus.
ReplyDeleteI'm consistently amazed there hasn't been a Droz'ing with any of the women for either company. For every one you have semi-competent they're in with sticks, model wannabes, or just big broads who have no skill for wrestling.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Spike agree to that?
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking incredible
ReplyDeleteIf I say yes, will you yell out "Why me?"
ReplyDeleteWhy yes. Yes it is.
ReplyDeleteTony harding was a real piece of ass in the early 90's I'm gonna have to go look up that sex tape
ReplyDeleteShe can compete with the finest Brazilian chicks in ass category.
ReplyDeleteThis was a perfectly acceptable match.
ReplyDeleteIn a perfect world, Xplosion has a main event of Daniels defending the TNA TV title against Samoa Joe in a 30 minute classic.
ReplyDeleteAries is channeling is inner CM Punk.
ReplyDeleteNothing would please me more.
ReplyDeleteI'm flipping between this and the Dark Knight on AMC.
ReplyDeleteIt's 'comic book movie' week or something on AMC. And they decided tonight to show The Dark Knight (arguably greatest comic book movie ever) with Catwoman (arguably worst movie of any genre ever).
Now that Joseph parks no longer is weak guy,his character lost his charm.
ReplyDeleteYES!! MORE commercials and interviews!!!
ReplyDeleteHe needs to just be Abyss now.
ReplyDeleteWell, they both faced each other in ROH....
ReplyDeleteYeah, they should have pulled the plug on this angle and put him back as Abyss a while ago.
ReplyDeleteEven the janitors feel embarrased about helping that horrendous piece of shit.
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ReplyDeletelol it's been like over a year now since they started teasing it
ReplyDeleteHe should play both characters.
ReplyDeleteDude they are playing that footage now BTW. The dude ran through a glass door to escape and frank deford chased after him lol
ReplyDeleteSpike: we're so poor, we need 6 minutes of commercials for revenue.
ReplyDeleteRide along=Failure.
ReplyDelete*Sees Ice Cube on this commercial, throws out old NWA cd.*
ReplyDeleteScreeching = Funny!
ReplyDeleteI wish TNA were owned by FOX or at least were on FOX Sports 1 or 2 or FXX.
ReplyDeleteThe crow is the greatest comic book movie.
ReplyDeleteTHREADJACK!~
ReplyDeleteMLB approves the use of instant replay.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story?storyId=10305223&src=desktop