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  1. No comments!

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  2. This is a solid Cops segment.

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  3. Sadily I missed it.

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  4. Just waiting for monday and see if in college.

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  5. I can't believe Dixieland is on her tron.

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  6. Dixie looking good.

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  7. Hey, his old I am theme is back.

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  8. God, I HATE that damn theme mashup.

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  9. I thought you muted it?

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  10. I caught the AJ Tron, figured Dixie wasn't speaking at that moment. It's back on mute now.

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  11. Aj week after week looks more like a homeless.

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  12. I bet Dixie eats a lot of pasta and drinks wine.

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  13. He's been this way since February.

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  14. AJ, why haven't you given her a Styles Clash yet?

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  15. missed a whole of wrestling.

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  16. We're coping off of WWE's insulting male employees without consequences.

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  17. Mini-me redneck kids. lol.

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  18. Quick fantasy book: Styles wins tonight, and we do this tournament again next week and forward. Rinse and repeat for the next six months, or until TNA dies. If TNA can survive two more rounds of "new champs", then they deserve to live.

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  19. I kind of want to see a mini AJ Styles now.

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  20. Sadly, TNA's days of having a midget division are long past.

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  21. You can tell AJ has the replica.

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  22. Correct me if I'm wrong,they are basically copying the Summer of angle.

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  23. Okay Magnus, you're turning face to me by doing that.

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  24. http://www.moonsisters.org/moonsisters/ChairShotZ/September2012/TNABabyDoll.jpg

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  25. It's the Summer of Punk that they are copying.

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  26. Angle? Or do you mean Punk?


    Yeah, Styles went from proto-Crow Sting to Punk in about three months.

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  27. Typo mistake,it won't happen again.

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  28. typo mistake.

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  29. Good evening Hal jordan.

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  30. NXT tapings have been pretty good so far tonight. Announced that NXT will air live from Full Sail on Feb 27 on the WWE Network so that will be awesome.

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  31. helllloooooooooo,..........

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  32. Thanks, from my side and yours, the testing was a success.

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  33. Will it still be on Hulu?

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  34. The special shows wouldn't be so bad, if they were commercial free.

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  35. Someone bring back world elite Eric Young.

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  36. I heavily support this.

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  37. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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  38. No idea but wouldn't be surprised if WWE pulls all their shoes from Hulu when the network starts.

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  39. The one part that can get annoying.

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  40. What made him so cool is that he wasn't booked as cartony xenophobic heel.

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  41. Brrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. "What kind of iMpact would it have..."


    HEY O!

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  43. Best part was in their first match with Ion as their DJ and Robbie E slapped Gunner after being beat up for 3-4 minutes and Ion hit the horn. I haven't laughed that hard at a wrestling match in awhile.

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  44. Tool me a second to put the pieces together.

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  45. It really helps embarassing watching TNA these days :/

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  46. Natural born killers>this techno crap that ion plays in the match.

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  47. Watching wrestling is already embarassing.

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  48. He's gone Farva on us

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  49. Ah, drunk on something.

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  50. Joe USED to choke bitches out for a living. Sadly, those says seem to be done.

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  51. Can we get one more Joe, Styles, Daniels three way match?

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  52. Ain't gonna happen in TNA.

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  53. Godzilla now beats Joe.

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  54. Um, anyone who followed Joe for more than just the last couple years.

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  55. Bull and Shit. This'll make the old NWO run-ins look fresh and new.

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  56. Not counting Fernum and Barnes?

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  57. Guess I'll have to put in my Samoa Joe DVD and watch their Unbreakable match again.

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  58. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Smack the Botox outta her Joe!!!

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  59. My bad. I think I misread your typo and got a bit confused

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  60. Either Joe gets jumped backstage, or there's a TON of fuckery involved in the match from the bell.


    Or is Joe on the way out the door? I haven't heard anything, so maybe I missed something.

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  61. Joes gonna kill them.

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  62. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Oh...I have to make this official:


    *AHEM*


    ALL RIGHT YOU AMOEBA, REJOICE!! TOP 5'ER IS IN THE BUILDING!!!


    *waits for applause to die down*

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  63. Okay so Ja'mie private school girl is so funny. I was worried the joke had been beaten dead in summer heights high but no this show is gold

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  64. fuckery isn't a word you see all that often

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  65. It's almost the perfect self-description of TNA.

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  66. Way to make this feel live guys.

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  67. Wow cult status went on a post spree or something. I lost some major ground today somehow

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  68. Id like to have a threeway with the BroMans

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  69. It was the WWE Networks fault.

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  70. Chris lilly might be funnier than eddy murphy

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  71. So what happened to awesome Kong?

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  72. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/mAzB4yd.gif

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  73. Btw Gail looks like shes really into it

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  74. One year ago, 18 months ago, that Cowboy chant would have been LOUD. Now... it's just sad.

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  75. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Which one is which?

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  76. Just disappeared.

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  77. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    Like she's playing an instrument.

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  78. Boring segment Gunner sux

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  79. Is it a trend now to every wrestler look like a homeless?

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  80. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Cultstatus USES THE KNEE~!

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  81. Gunner is the one not wear a hat first, he also looks like Sean Williams Scott.

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  82. You plebeians are lucky to have 3/5 of the main event here in the Impact thread

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  83. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Damn. Everyone is getting jumped. It's like high school all over again.

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  84. Joe: STOP BEING A BITCH.

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  85. BroMans are soooo sexy...

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  86. Bill Walton back in the booth for this UCLA vs az game. Always loved him on the mic

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  87. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/2541d8abc41f3c996b4c4d6e45f99f22/tumblr_mltpedMPYF1r1eqygo1_500.png

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  88. Yum? Yeah, I'll go with that.

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  89. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    ...keep playing and I'll make sure I post Mae Young's autopsy photos when she meets her maker.

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  90. Perfection.

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  91. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Steamboat vs. Flair from Chi-Town Rumble or Austin vs. HHH from No Way Out 2001?

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  92. I would like to have a really good conversation with them

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  93. Flair and steamboat,

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  94. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    Steamboat/Flair.

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  95. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/127acaeaa9cf6d4f770ff51c6b7cc1e1/tumblr_mgwstsJVSq1r43mg8o1_400.gif

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  96. With anchor text reading "Brooke and AJ release 8 hour sex tape"

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  97. Now post a Samoa Joe in a g string picture

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  98. Didn't you predict the jump?

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  99. I wonder how big EC3 is

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  100. Is that Derrick Bateman?

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  101. Looking at these audiences in the Impact Zone tells me I should never go to Disney.

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  102. Flair and Steamboat.

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  103. Steamboat/flair. Chi town rumble was arguably the best of the 3 in 89

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  104. But this is at Universal.

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  105. Same thing to me.

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  106. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    He doesn't have to be on his feet to choke people out, Taz.

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  107. James caan bike on pawn stars is pretty nasty

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  108. Tells me i should never go to Seaworld either

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  109. Joe is seriously jobbing to this turd?

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  110. Look at the BIG bulge in EC3s trunks ; )

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  111. No contest... that's extra fucking cheap.

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  112. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Just putting out feelers for the Feb column. I've already started watching matches. I should have a poll coming out soon.

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  113. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/taryn1.jpg

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  114. Making your pole come out is Mrs. Strangers job isn't it?

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  115. Dear Lord: Let one of the jobbers take the open challenge.

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  116. Playboy trading cards... fucking lame

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  117. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    You would think.

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  118. Norv taking a nasty cage beating from Kurt would be great

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  119. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    Kurt can find new and exciting ways to drop dude on his head.

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  120. I cant wait to see Bobby Roode and Angle get all oiled up and wrestle each other and rub their bodies against eachother as they sweat and grunt... i love pro wrestling and i cant wait for Orlando Jordan to make a comeback in TNA

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  121. Somethings you should keep to yourself.

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  122. TNA can't afford Orlando.

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  123. At least SNHU commercials aren't playing anymore.
    The original ones at least.

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  124. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    They can't afford to be IN Orlando.

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  125. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    ..uh, yeah. Here's that Samoa Joe pic:

    http://s3.argim.net/files/s/taryn.gif

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  126. Lol 500 gtfo loser

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  127. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    BWAHAHAHAAAaaaaaaaaaaa...

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  128. Announced two matches for the live NXT show. Not going to spoil it though but to say I'm hyped for the announced matches an understatement.

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  129. I'm on board with Orlando Jordan coming back, as long as The Pope does, too.

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  130. Awwwwwwww you got me all excited

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  131. I thought Orlando would let you in him for a crack rock

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  132. Jef pulled a prank on you, and it's not even April.

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  133. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    Dixie Carter: Mob boss.

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  134. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    You should be used to seeing James Storm knocked out with broken whiskey bottles, Sting.

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  135. Fuck... she called it a sport.


    Sting... she's right there. DEATHDROP ON THE CONCRETE.

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  136. She has to protect Cosa Nostra at all costs.

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  137. Ever since you got your champion, you changed Dixie Carter.

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  138. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    BAWSE!!!

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  139. Seeing this makes me think about what having sex with her would be like

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  140. I didn't know wide back tires on bikes were out of style

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  141. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    http://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM

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  142. There wasn't any matches during that segment were they.

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  143. TNA can't afford that either.

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  144. So we just had 15 minutes of no wrestling? Fantastic.

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  145. I think the ImpactZone is at Universal Studios, not Disney.

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  146. oh we had EC3 match,sorry.

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  147. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    TUNE INTO THE TNA APP TO FIND OUT!!!

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  148. No Bryan with the Wyatts at the NXT taking. They appeared during the 4th episode taped. Which would air after Rumble could mean the turn is already planned for a reversal . . .

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  149. I prefer the best of 3 falls from the Clash. But hell, you can't go wrong with any of them.

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  150. We can only hope.

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  151. Where is the pope? I remember when he was the TNA savior

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  152. Officer Favra is FUCKED UP. Cena vs Taker of gtfo

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  153. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oBspqUlz5p0/UQbI2DNbIYI/AAAAAAAAAxo/5lcROS-Ts7c/s400/Gail+Kim+New+Pic+2013+04.jpg

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  154. Is there anything TNA can afford?

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  155. SIXTEEN ELBOW DROPS TO THE KNEE. To say that will limit Flair's mobility is a DRASTIC understatement.

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  156. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    I just like hearing him say, "Samoa Joe".

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  157. I support your match choice.

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  158. Wasn't he released months ago, while injured?

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  159. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Bankruptcy.

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