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> This is more a question to the community, but as much as we complain, what do you think they could do that could make us pine for the days of December 2013?
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> I personally would root for the reinstatement of the Western States Heritage Championship.
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> -RC
With Larry Zbyszko as champion.
> This is more a question to the community, but as much as we complain, what do you think they could do that could make us pine for the days of December 2013?
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> I personally would root for the reinstatement of the Western States Heritage Championship.
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> -RC
With Larry Zbyszko as champion.
New Age Outlaws as tag team champions.
ReplyDeletewall-to-wall jobber matches.
ReplyDeleteKatie Vick /thread
ReplyDeleteThe Gobbledygooker as RAW GM.
ReplyDeleteThe old Western States Heritage Championship is no worse than the current version of the IC and US titles.
ReplyDeleteHHH: Unified WWE Champion for Eternity.
ReplyDeleteStephanie McMahon: Divas Champion for Eternity.
Daniel Bryan: Newest Inductee into the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.
HEADLINE "WWE buys TNA, ROH, CZW; Vince McMahon heard cackling with unbridled glee. Dixie Carter brought in to run the new conglomeration, now being named Wrestling For The Stupid."
HEADLINE: "Wrestlers Fleeing To Japan In Wake Of WFTS Announcement."
US Champion El Torito
ReplyDeleteBig Show main eventing.
ReplyDeleteYou're newest WWE Announcer: CALIBER WINFIELD
ReplyDeleteBring Back to the Anonymous GM, have Michael Cole as a douche heel, and Guest Hosts every week.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan can do an extended program with 3MB. They'll be convinced he's really Stevie Nicks and desperately try to recruit him into the band. Maybe do a 3-on-1 Blowoff at the WM Kick-Off.
ReplyDeleteI posted this in another thread, but do you remember that Raw right before TLC where they had the show closing angle with more layers than a 7-layer taco dip: Punk hits HHH, Michaels superkicks Punk, Bryans KNEES Michales, Orton hits Stephanie and Cena helps Stephanie up.
ReplyDeleteTHERE WAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL THAT NIGHT? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?
Batista needed a monster payday after his movie and MNA career dried up.
ReplyDelete(which I posted in reply to this last time)
You did... I want to see other people lament it though, too.
ReplyDeleteChristmas and the loss of momentum.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened was that came up with a great idea that night without planning for it and had no plans for it to mean anything. Just a random great segment.
ReplyDelete1,000,000 upvotes for this.
ReplyDeleteAJ Lee v. Stephanie would rock. You know it would.
ReplyDeleteI know, I just wanted to reiterate my point in hopes others would reply to it as well.
ReplyDeleteThat's really it isn't it? They basically had one great idea, but no guts to follow up with any of the potential great storylines that could have come from it.
ReplyDeleteThat is all Raw is these days. Random great segments and matches mixed in with terrible segments and matches with no rhyme or reason for any of it.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say they didn't have any guts. Just that it never entered their minds that it could have kicked off a huge angle.
You'd think WWE would realize that the people writing for their websites are better than the people that used to write for Two and Half Men and the Walking Dead.
ReplyDeleteThat makes me sad. Especially when I think back to about a year ago when the ex-WWE writer exposed how they have a google doc (I'm going to ignore a publicy-traded billion dollar company is using GOOGLE DOCS... maybe I'm not, seriously what the fuck) has all these long-term storylines book out for about a year, puts that segment out there but it's somehow NOT part of that plan.
ReplyDeleteTo work for the website, you have to be a wrestling nerd.
ReplyDeleteTo work for the writing staff, if you're a wrestling nerd they absolutely will not hire you.
Sounds about right.
You can be a wrestling nerd and still be on the writing staff. Just need minimum 3 hours experience writing for soap operas.
ReplyDeleteBeing a Jobber in WWE isn't the same as it used to be. WWE considers everyone actually on tv as getting a push.
ReplyDeleteBeing off tv means you're a jobber, which means programs featuring jobbers are impossible.
Unless we get into quantum wrestling theory.
I mean, Batista was the #2 guy even when it was at his peak, outside of the HHH feud. So the #2 guy come back to be the #1 guy with no build?
ReplyDeleteAnd I know he signed a contract for two years or whatever and he's not like Brock or the Rock, he's a "full-time" part of the show and I have seen him wrestle zero matches on Raw and heard about zero matches on the house show circuit.
And I did see Raw Monday, the crowed booed his segment and went nuts for Daniel Bryan.
That would actually be awesome.
ReplyDeleteThey could have put a belt, er, championship on Betty White. Tried to think of a clever name for her finisher but the creative juices aren't not flowing through the veins right now, brother.
ReplyDeleteMiz headlines WM. Again.
ReplyDeleteYou know what would be awesome? When they do Cody v. Goldust at WrestleMania, make Goldust the heel and have him go all uber-creepy, I want to fuck my half-brother Goldust. Turn the volume on that wierd factor up to 12.
ReplyDeleteApparently if you want to get in Jesse Baker's mind, you just need to get drunk... cause that's how I got this idea. ell, drinking + the WM12 hollywood backlot brawl.
Miz v. Daniel Bryan in the pre-show.
ReplyDeleteIf they really wanted to be creepy then Goldust would say he already had him when he was a child.
ReplyDeleteThis is true. I know one of the website guys. Huge wrestling nerd. Creative is a bunch of Hollywood rejects.
ReplyDeleteBOOM. Book that shit.
ReplyDeleteJobber matches is not a problem. How over did Ryback get killing a bunch of jobbers?
ReplyDeleteThey don't need wall-to-wall jobber matches, but more of them would help, not hurt.
Artist Formerly Known as Goldust or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteThat would not have been a problem to me if there was a plan to push some new team as legit, but I don't see that team anywhere. The Usos? Like, remember how the Dudleys beat them for the belts and all of a sudder were the legit new team? Something like that.
ReplyDeleteGet the hardcore championship back and give it to Ambrose.
ReplyDeleteMiz vs Big show in a submssion match.
ReplyDeleteShit, bring back Freddie Prinze Jr. He was at least a fan of the product.
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with the outlaws wrestling,but as champions there are red reels.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, greatest ideas they haven't done yet: At 30, HBK is a special guest ref for the HHH match. Bryan wrestles for the title in the main event. Ref bump. HBK does the Charles Robinson run in for the 3 count.
ReplyDeleteThen stupid ideas they haven't done yet: Next night on Raw, they pull a Dusty finish by claiming HBK wasn't the legally assigned ref so the decision is reversed. Arena burns down to the ground. Vince's lifeless corpse body surfs the crowd.
They could use more of them, I agree. It was a great way to talk up the character, show off his moves, and put over how great/dangerous he is.
ReplyDeleteFreddie Prinze Jr was a booker?
ReplyDeleteSomeone posted their series of the espn show "Playmakers" and I've been binging on them. Why not steal ideas from that show? Spousal abuse, closeted gay man trying desperately to hide his sexuality, star with a drug addiction that's shooting up at halftime, people cycling on and off steriods. In other words, if we are booking a terrible promotion on purpose then do it right.
ReplyDelete2000 WCW version of Dustin Rhodes wrestling Terry Funk at 30 or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteAt one point he was on the writing team.
ReplyDeleteLife takes interesting turns.
ReplyDeleteHave HHH unify all titles
ReplyDeleteThey haven't done the Nazi Popsicle Baron Von whatever yet.
ReplyDeleteWell, Batista as pointed out, and secondly, I guess HBK wouldn't work a match, which makes you wonder why they would have him do anything in that segment in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he could handle the demands or travel.
ReplyDeleteOh man that show was awesome. The NFL freaked out because holy shit football players do drugs and curse and shit, female reporters freaked out because the reporter on the show wanted to bang the RB, and parents freaked out because Little Jimmy could turn on ESPN at 8 and see a guy ram a chick from behind. God bless Playmakers.
ReplyDeleteI'm up to episode 8 and I don't know why I didn't watch this during the original run. HBO or Showtime should have picked this up quick. My favorite is the guy stealing drugs from the cancer kid. Then the kid calls him on it. Awesome
ReplyDeleteThat would be great, I raise you this for great idea: have Reigns go on a monsterous 15 month undefeated streak after this WM. Have Taker announce after 30 that he'll only wrestle 1 more match and he wants the very best as his farewell. Everyone tries to get that match as they know it'll "make their career". Reigns eventually gets that match. Taker puts him over at 31 and the show closes with Taker raising Reigns hand and passing the torch.
ReplyDeleteHow about a really rich white dude essentially owning a black guy...oh wait. Everybody's got a price
ReplyDeleteI don't care what anyone says, I would have LOVED if they had done "Heidenreich is a Nazi we thawed out from the Austrian Alps, and somehow PAUL HEYMAN (who is Jewish) would be managing him.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a Jesse Baker special without the rape of Stephanie McMahon involved. Maybe she could be on a pole for that match.
ReplyDeleteI liked the guests hosts, at least it was something different. I even enjoyed most of the bad ones to be honest.
ReplyDeletePut a black guy in a world title program for Wrestlemania, have the white champion be racist as fuck, then instead of the good guy winning at WM, have the racist go over.
ReplyDeleteThat would be the stupidest fucking thing ever.
Double flying hair pull spot FTW
ReplyDeleteI just read the obituary on the Japanese soldier that hid out for 20 years cause he had orders to not give up his post. Why not use that?
ReplyDeleteAnd CM Punk took his ball and went home, so the teased Punk/HHH match ain't happening.
ReplyDeleteNobody rapes Stephanie McMahon. She rapes you.
ReplyDeleteWho would be the racist, because I can't see Triple H doing it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can get Randy Orton to say that "Big E's people are so uppity" or something like that.
Playmakers was scientifically great. Everyone who disagrees is a terrorist
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to be raped by Stephanie
ReplyDeleteWhats cool about the show is that it starts out as over the top ripped from the headlines stuff, but as the season went on abd they developed the characters, it turned into legitimately great FX-quality stuff. It just gets better and better, but the NFL put the kibosh on that. Enjoy the rest of the show and Ill just say at the very least, the show wraps up very well even if it didnt get a second season.
ReplyDeleteThe CheeseQuake.
ReplyDeleteHLA rules or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteRoman Reigns is hit on the head, only speaks in Dothraki afterwards
ReplyDeleteSeriously, there seems that many stupid ideas that could plausibly make it onto tv that the wwe hasn't done or done a slight derivative of...
ReplyDelete- 3 Asian guys cutting off a dick...check
- old lady giving birth to a hand...check
- necrophilia...check
- billy and chuck...check
- wrestling god...check
What are we missing? Nazi and transvestites I guess. They've covered pretty much everything else.
Her dick is bigger than your clit.
ReplyDeleteThey can make the real americans go Nazi mode.
ReplyDeleteThey've done trannies, that was pre-Mae Young gives birth to a hand.
ReplyDeleteHarvey wippleman as women's champion was a trans case
ReplyDeleteChyna was the first trans in wrestling,old joke but gold.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. On their own jobber matches can serve a great purpose in putting over up-and-comers (like Ryback) or in establishing long-time stars in a new way (see Kurt Angle in latter WWE run). But wall-to-wall like the old WWF 80s programming would be horrible.
ReplyDeleteIf done correctly, "more" jobber matches could be beneficial but more for the sake of more would be disastrous.
Can't forget Cloudy, The Bodydonnas other manager.
ReplyDeleteThey've actually had some wrestling nerds on their writing staff.
ReplyDeleteThey still haven't covered Bronies or Furries yet!
ReplyDeleteI actually like the concept of the Anonymous GM in a trolling kind of way, plus it doesn't have to be talking head that shows up ALL the time. I'd actually rather have the Anonymous GM than the Authority.
ReplyDeleteAJ could be WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
ReplyDeletePaul Heyman involved in any angle makes it instantly better.
ReplyDeleteJBL already did the Nazi thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat would be really stupid would be to have his lackey unify two world titles. Thank god we haven't seen that yet.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know how big my clit is.......wait......I see what you did there.
ReplyDeleteWith Miz going over in under 10 seconds.
ReplyDeleteBig Show admits he wants to be a woman. Gets surgery, and then becomes Divas Champion.
ReplyDeleteHappy go lucky Tensai gets rebranded as THE JOLT MASTER, complete with a Darth Vader helmet wrapped in tinfoil. Two or three oversized sparklers explode, but as Tensai dances through the wall, he falls on his face and loses the helmet.
ReplyDeleteBy the time Punk left, they had progressed so far from the awesomeness of that night in Seattle it didn't matter.
ReplyDeleteIf they had logically continued to book toward Punk v. HHH from that night (instead of having HHH change from face to heel week to week), I don't know if Punk would have left.
El Torito ?
ReplyDelete* Giant egg hatches, reveals bald, eyebrow less "Egg Man"
ReplyDelete* Ric Flair as gladiator
* Tensai as S&M enthusiast
* Kane joins DX
Right. They put this thing together that accidentally could have been the start of something big. And didn't even realize it.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer AJ to be "raped" by Stephanie.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer myself to be the cameraman.
Jesus Christ as an actual serious character.
ReplyDeleteThis... has promise.
ReplyDeleteNobody would buy AJ Styles as... Oh, wait. I see where you're going... and Steph has that role reserved for either herself or Aurora.
ReplyDeleteand winning the Tag Team Title by beating his two oponnent in a handicap match
ReplyDeletelegit laugh out loud here. Couldn't do the abbreviation cause that's not manly here.
ReplyDeleteRe-introducing Muhammand Hussan. Have somebody beat him and burn an actual Qu'ran on Raw.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the Divas title.
ReplyDeleteHe'll win that one under "DX Rules", or at least use the Edge Pin.
ReplyDeleteRelated to this, I'm genuinely surprised that they didn't go there with Chyna.
ReplyDeleteI'd argue the IC Champion run was bad enough to qualify.
ReplyDeleteYeah they were still pretending IC champion had real value so it's pretty close I guess.
ReplyDeleteHe's on the border, along with Mantaur and whoever played Dragon Dragon.
ReplyDeleteOr more JTTS types. I caught heat for this in another thread, but Christan never needs to win another match. He should strictly be putting people over. I remember Tito Santana winning ONE match between 1988-1991 (by count-out, against Akeem to do the JOB to Mr. Perfect in the IC title tourney final). Did more happen? I don't think so. That's what Christian should be doing. It's not just Tito, they also had guys like Red Rooster, Koko B. Ware, Jimmy Snuka, Virgil (late 91-93), Haku, Boris Zukoff, actually Akeem for that matter -- who NEVER WON MATCHES. EVER.
ReplyDeleteBut they had a name, and that was enough to kind of make you take them seriously. Christian, Santino, Zach Ryder, 3MB (I know cultstatus), Great Khali, should ever win matches, just be JTTS types.
And the Outlaws and Goldust to that list.
ReplyDeleteI died a little inside when Dean Ambrose should to the time keeper "GIVE ME MY CHAMPIONSHIP!" on Raw Monday.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to be raped by AJ AND Stephanie;
ReplyDeleteyou can record that if you want.
Let me get some more booze in me and I'll see what I can come up with.
ReplyDeleteTeam Challenge Series
ReplyDeleteIn Germany.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe we've never had a Nazi.... Baron Von Rashe never did a run for Vince or Vince Sr?
Fun fact, I still have a Baron Von Rasche AWA wrestling figure.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who would find this as a somewhat interesting character?
ReplyDeleteI hope they keep the US and IC titles seperate. 3 singles titles is just right.
ReplyDeleteGood old JC vs an Allah character for control.of the afterlife.
ReplyDeleteDidn't three of those four things happen?
ReplyDeleteBOOK THAT SHIT.
ReplyDeleteWorld, IC, TV would be perfect. The TV time limit gimmick is gold for heels.
ReplyDeleteMaybe. A Hogan's Heroes Nazi type would be fun.
ReplyDeleteAwesomeness. You could take a complete jobber and do it. Have him struggle rising up through the divas division. Give him his HBK "lifetime dream" moment once he wins the divas title. I'm picturing Heath Slater for this.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, when I dreamed of being a wrestler, I wanted to be TV Champion.
ReplyDeleteThey could assign that 15-minute time limit to either the US or IC belts. But that would be like thinking ouside the box and WWE doesn't handle that well.
They booked God in a tag match and he no-showed. I don't think they'd trust his kid.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S EVEN BETTER.
ReplyDeleteObviously the Gooker replaced Undertaker's debut as Egg Man, but as far as I can remember:
ReplyDelete1. Flair balked at the gimmick change and never became a gladiator
2. Prince Albert made mention of being into pain one week on Raw, following a match with Kane (I think). The idea was to have a debuting Trish Stratus as the dom in a relationship with Albert (the sub), but that idea was nixed in favor of T & A
3. There was a ton of talk about Kane joining DX-with even a green/black variant on his outfit being made-but the idea was eventually nixed and Kane never formally joined DX (kinda like how K-Kwik wasn't really in DX, although he associated with them via Road Dogg and teamed with them at Survivor Series). Other guys rumored to be joining DX included Test and Val Venis.
Gimmicks like this are easy heel heat. Look at Hussan...Easy stereotype that people will boo the shit outta. IF wwe can do it with tact It could be pretty good.
ReplyDeleteRight. Hussan would have been find if he didn't have four masked guys attacking Undertaker with piano wire.
ReplyDeleteHow come they can't bring back the cruiserweight division? Who didn't love that? (When it was done well that)
ReplyDeleteGod I miss that show.
ReplyDeleteThe fake mike vick dude that pops up towards the end of the season is great.
ReplyDeleteConstantly bringing back part-timers to pop buyrates instead of actually trying to turn the guys they already have into marketable draws.
ReplyDeleteWait, this is a stupid idea they ARE doing. Never mind...
Venis would have been perfect, I mean, that shit writes itself.
ReplyDeleteWell yeah, if my home life consisted of banging Sarah Michelle Gellar, I wouldnt want to be on the road much either.
ReplyDeleteThey definitely should. They have a handful of guys in developmental who could contribute. It's an easy time filling segment for these 3 hour raws.
ReplyDeleteYea, meltzer reported God didn't like the fact he had to job in the tag match so he no showed. So unprofessional
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe b that never got edited out. Wasn't smackdown taped at the time. I wasnt really watching at the time and have actually never seen that segment. The heel heat must have been INCREDIBLE tho.
ReplyDeleteI think their ring and rope heights are too large for a proper cruiserwieght division. ECW and wcw used smaller rings, cables, and lower ropes and it helped tremendously. Booking helps too lol
ReplyDeleteBring back the football match from AWA
ReplyDeleteWCW/ECW also had much tighter ropes too, which helps the cruisers.
ReplyDeleteI'd bet that any sexual encounter with Stephanie is a package deal with HHH tho. Is her vagina worthy enough of playing with his sledgehammer??
ReplyDeleteThe Raw Bowl? Man, that sucked...
ReplyDeleteVince didn't.
ReplyDeleteAnd his is the only vote that matters....
Didn't this happen at Mania XIX with Booker/HHH?
ReplyDeleteThe Rumble finish were everyone is eliminated only for heel #30 to come out and win.
ReplyDeleteWatching WrestleMania XIV on DVD.... the music they dubbed over the original opening is depressing as shit.
ReplyDeleteI loved the TV Championship. It was so easy to keyfabe - wrestlers really want the belt because you appear on TV each week and so make loads of money and get a high profile. Three singles belts is fine so long as each one has a purpose and a different match format. World Champion - obvious; make the Interncontinental Champion the prestiege belt for technical wrestlers (like the RoH Pure Champion) and then have a TV Belt.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a brilliant idea.
ReplyDeleteThen a babyface GM could say he didn't earn it and force him to put the title shot on the line in the Elimination Chamber. Sure you screw over whoever paid for the Rumble, but they do that shit all the time.
I'm stealing this idea from someone, think Marv Cresto, but the idea of Bad News Barrett being at ringside during the rumble telling people "sorry, you got eliminated. You will NOT be going to WM" is the greatest idea ever pitched here. Fuck, just let him be at ringside every match and let him announce bad news to all the losers.
ReplyDeleteThey could also bring in the WWE CP Munk as a rib to Cm Punk
ReplyDeleteAn entire PPV of Yappapi indian strap matches.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of God, these few comments made me re-watch his ''entrance'' and it dawned on me that they saved that music for 6 years, plugged in some ''somebody call my momma(s)'' and gave it to brodus clay.
ReplyDelete'Daniel Bryan , you may have just won the title at Wrestlemania, but I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS! Brie's test results came back and that itch you thought was just razor burn is MUCH more serious!'
ReplyDeleteAny sort of gay angle involving Darren Young.
ReplyDeleteApparently the original plan for Heidenreich was that he was going to be an SS Stormtrooper that had been cryongenically frozen and thawed out in 2004 to dominte Smackdown. With Paul Heyman managing him. I think the guy who pitched it to Vince lost his job pretty quickly.
ReplyDeleteNot only is it made for 50/50 booking, but it's something that can be used to give guys a trial run to see how the crowd takes to them. There's already a pseudo-JTTS class in the company - Ryder, 3MB, Los Matadors, etc. - so why not use them more? Have whoever they want to test out - let's say Big E, for argument's sake - win the belt, and then he can defend it, week in and week out, maybe even to open the show (this marriage to the show-opening 20-minute promo ought to end), and when the Powers That Be determine that he has enough juice to make it on top, a heel from the next level up interferes in a match, causes him to lose the belt, and starts the feud to push him up the card. Meanwhile, the TV belt stays at its level, and we start all over again.
ReplyDeletePart of the problem, I think, is that they want to get a newer guy involved, so they think they have to put him near the top of the card almost right out of the gate. To bolster is credibility, they put a belt on him, but he never defends the belt, loses non-title matches to the established top guys, and just winds up devaluing the belt. Why not let Curtis Axel defend a belt in 10-15 minute matches with Kofi, Sin Cara, Ryder, or whoever else, instead of giving him the title but then jobbing him to Cena et al? Ya know?
Wait...what? Like I said I wasn't really watching at this time but have seen most of it now on you tube. Never noticed entrances tho
ReplyDeleteI seriously can't tell if this is facetious or not. That's like an idea you come up with when you're on mushrooms
ReplyDeleteWonder how well a heel turn would go over..
ReplyDelete"IT WAS ME, JUDAS... IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG, JUDAS!"
ReplyDeleteFritz Von Erich was originally a Nazi before his face turn.
ReplyDeleteRerunning Raws from 2008.
ReplyDeleteThere were a few Nazi's in the olden days... Von Brauners, Baron von Raschke are the first two I think of. And Fritz + Waldo...
ReplyDeleteEsp as it was in London right after that Tube bombing.
ReplyDeleteMy opinion: If not for the bombing, that angle doesn't get aborted like it did.
ReplyDelete2003 also sounds sketchy. Somewhat.
ReplyDeleteDon't be dumb. They would never do that.
ReplyDeleteI always see Kane, Big Show and Mark Henry as the ultimate jobber to the stars. They re-heat them up to jump up the card for the inevitable payoff of a loss down the road.
ReplyDeleteFor Christian doing that, it's a matter of WWE and him working out a deal where he's okay with that. Christian left WWE the first time for greener pastures elsewhere. I know he's learned since, but Christian might think, perhaps rightly so, that leaving and doing returns here and there would increase his stock in the company, ala RVD, New Age Outlaws, Goldust, Regal, etc. Better that than to turn into a Bob Holly type character at the
end..
And regarding Tito's win-loss in the 1988-191 era, he
wasn't cutting any Goldberg streaks but had a number of wins. Won the tag belts in 1990, beat the Red Rooster at Dec. '88 SNME, won a 6man at Summerslam '89, and won King of the Ring in 1989.
Well wasn't that why Vince killed the character, bc the London bombings made USA pressure Vince into taking him off tv?
ReplyDeleteOf course he's all serious and shit! That's where he was during the missing years. Learning how to seriously act serious from the the likes of Sean Penn and the dude from Team America: World Police. Otherwise he'd be Robin fuckin Williams and shit, yo! Jesus ain't got no time for play acting bro...
ReplyDeleteHis kid is a bit like David Sammartino.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cena is already on the roster.
ReplyDeleteThere was an idea for an all cruiser weight show on the network.
ReplyDeleteI would like for there to be a RAW where the entire WWE Lockerroom, Announcers, writers and everyone else are all completely high on either cocaine or LSD.
ReplyDeleteI could definitely get on board with that they. They should just throw it on Raw tho also. I'd much rather see a 4 star cruiserweight match instead of a stupid Miz segment. With 3 hours, just they got the time. 2 matches per Raw with each going 12-15 minutes. Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteFrozen Nazi stormtrooper thaws out and runs roughshod over promotion.
ReplyDelete"BUT...I DIED FOR YOUR SINS! YOUR SINS!"
ReplyDeleteA WWE Network champion, kind of an update of the old TV champion idea, but designed around the app. All matches involving the WWEN belt, even from house shows, end up on the app.
ReplyDeleteWhat if it's just HBK/Jericho segments?
ReplyDeleteSammy the Transvestite < already done.
ReplyDeleteCue Zack Ryder having a stroke
ReplyDeleteMy question asked for stupid ideas. This idea is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteHaving a money in the bank winner win the Rumble, cash in to win the WWE title the next night, and then challenge himself at WM.
ReplyDeleteHow about eliminating ALL notions of "wrestling", including in-ring contact, and just have their superstars participate in storylines. For example: Kofi Kingston is at the grocery store and encounters racism, and comes back to his "crib" (which is a like all WWE on-screen offices, just a locker room dressed up with furniture), and he is all bummed out about it, and talks it through with AJ and Fandango, and whoever hell his "roommates" are. Or Santino Marella is in danger of being deported, so he has to marry Summer Rae, but there was a wacky mishap at the DHS office and he doesn't need to be deported after all, and the wedding is stopped just in time. Then they all go "whew", but they really wanted to get married secretly. Smell.....the fucking ratings.
ReplyDeleteThat's a reenactment of a Evil dead 2 scene.
ReplyDeleteWWE the soap opera version.
ReplyDeleteThey should have one of the titles always be on the line whenever the wrestler has a match on TV.
ReplyDeleteNot as extreme as the Hardcore Title thing they did, but simply every match the champion is in, he's defending the title. If he loses by DQ, he loses the title. If he's in a tag match and he's the one that gets pinned, the guy that pinned him wins the title.
I just watched that episode. You are referring to the guy they play streetball with at the club, right?
ReplyDeleteThe rule, as always, is no touching sledgehammers
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice ideia,but to build a wrestler,if the guy is a heel it would be crazy to see him trying to win against some main player.
ReplyDeleteBilly and chuck had wheels as well as Lenny lane and Lodi in WCW.
ReplyDeleteBring back Hall and Nash and have them face the New Age Outlaws in an Iron Man Tag Match at WrestleMania.
ReplyDeleteHire a big black wrestler from the 80's, Tony Atlas perhaps, put a suit on him, and have him stand ringside and just laugh as loud and obnoxiously as he possibly can, about every single thing that happens on the show.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's tricky because most of the entrance god comes out to is a generic heavenly theme, but then Vince interrupts and asks the sound guys to play something more "funky".
ReplyDelete...what a bizarre world we wrestling fans live in.
Vince Russo and Kevin Dunn just got chubbies. Oh, and Parallax still wants to leave you in a bloody heap.
ReplyDeleteThen have Farrooq show up to say "Damn!"
ReplyDeleteAnd JTG dancing.
ReplyDeleteAfter every tag-team match Bad News Barrett comes out and tells the guy who was pinned or tapped out, "You are the weakest link...good-bye."
ReplyDeleteActually given Vince's culture curve, I wouldn't be surprised if this happened sometime in the next few weeks.