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  1. Wolves won the tag belts at a TNA House Show.

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  2. Why not do this on Impact lol

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  3. My guess is so Wolves defend the titles at the Wrestle-1 vs TNA PPV coming up.

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  4. Prediction for the Title match? Meaning how does Orton win?

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  5. I feel bad for the WWE; they're really in a no-win situation with the booking decisions tonight... actually, I don't feel bad at all; some people just like to watch the (wrestling) world burn.

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  6. Yo, Ding Dings. Ding Dongs, man. Ding Dongs man, yo!

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  7. Kane comes from under the ring, chokeslams Bryan, Orton pins him to retain.

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  8. Lame but I can see that.

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  9. Is anyone else disappointed we can't put a quick downvote for some joke that fails, a trolling remark, or someone who is just flat out wrong?

    Do I reply to a Dougie comment with a one word response of "Downvote" and move on? Even that is putting too much effort into responding to his drivel.

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  10. Prediction: Orton and Bryan are left, Brock comes out, rips off cage door, destroys them, neither man can continue, match is no contest. Batista/Orton/Bryan at 30.

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  11. If a title change happens, and nobody sees it, and it didn't happen in Rio De Janeiro, did it really happen?

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  12. I'd be fine with this.

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  13. "Downvotes are still counted but will no longer display the total number of votes. This action will still be denoted by the voting arrow turning red."

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  14. That was the real value of DVs... a REALLY bad post (like a now-banned troll) would get enough DVs to (hopefully) discourage the other trolls and nitwits.


    Now? Shitpost away. Unless others waste time engaging you, you'll never know how "bad" you're being received.

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  15. Would be good, but I can't see another non-finish. Someone will win the chamber match tonight.

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  16. I think people who raged about non finishes late last year would be fine with a non finish that gets Bryan in the main event.

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  17. https://twitter.com/TNADixie/status/437729629911392257/photo/1

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  18. But would the title be vacant again going in Mania? ABEYANCE!!

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  19. That seems to be an issue nowadays... "It's not broke, so let's fix it anyway for some arbitrary reason."


    Why? Why does seeing the number of downvotes suddenly become "useless" or "dangerous", or whatever reason Disqus is trotting out today?

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  20. Be A Star took over Disqus. Downvotes will only appear when WWE does it.

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  21. No, Orton retains in a draw.

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  22. I wish but just keeps sounding like we'll get Brock/Taker

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  23. What's ABEYANCE got to do to be The Face of WWE?

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  24. More time for scrappy underdogs Bad Influence to work their way to glory.

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  25. And I already want Mark to swat Miz off the panel.

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  26. Big massive steel of cage? You tell 'em, Rey Rey

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  27. Gotta love that you can't use the YouTube preshow on ChromeCast.

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  28. Sorry, sexual chocolate chanters, MUSIC GETS LOUD.

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  29. YOU AIN'T FAT!! YOU AIN'T NUTHIN!!! YOU AIN'T NUTHIN!!!!!!!

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  30. Let's hope people all have hard fart matches tonight. -Kane

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  31. To be fair a doggie door is a big massive steel item to Rey Rey.

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  32. Carlos Cabrera and Rey Misterio, Jr. live with the call en espanol!

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  33. Natalya's not wrestling tonight is she?

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  34. Here's Renee YAY! Reading tweets from marks BOO!!

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  35. I don't know who introduced Vince to dubstep, but they're off my Christmas card list.

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  36. What if it's Daniel Bryan?

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  37. I know this out of question,but anyone here has dog? Mine is throwing up for a couple of days and is barely eating,I'm taking it her to the vet tomorrow,I don't what's happening.

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  38. It could be any number of things. Best to just let the vet look at the dog.

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  39. I gave her a worm medicine and I'm giving her some vitamins.

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  40. Now that Miz has thrown out a kayfabe reason for Mark Henry to be upset, let's see about 15 World's Strongest Slams.

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  41. So what do we have tonight?


    Elimination Chamber - Orton, Cena, Bryan, Cesaro, Christian, Sheamus
    The Shield vs The Wyatts
    Jack Swagger vs Big E
    The Uso's vs New Age Outlaws
    Titus O'Neil vs Darren Young
    and rumors of an added Diva's match
    (Hoping it ends up being Emma vs Summer Rae)

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  42. This is also how you get to Brock/Taker.

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  43. Draw
    Wyatts
    Swagger
    Usos
    O'Neil
    Batista

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  44. How hard is this crowd going to turn on Batista tonight? A Del Rio match isn't going to win him over to anyone.

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  45. Can't believe I forgot about the Batista squashes ADR in a minute or two match as well.

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  46. Orton
    Wyatts
    Big E
    Outlaws
    Titus
    Big Dave

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  47. Enter...The Animal.

    Ensue...the boos.

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  48. You know, I gotta say: JBL's looking really slim these days. I guess him and Michael Cole are trying to lose weight together. Looks like it's working. Good for him.

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  49. Yea losing weight for their further mountain climbing adventures.

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  50. The great thing about winning a gold medal in the morning is it gets replayed ALL DAY!!

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  51. Buying the network or not, tomorrow's almost a must skip Raw, Taker/Hogan/Hardsell/etc or not with all the ads they'll have planned

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  52. 'To get the WWE Network, download the app on your compatible device. If you do not understand these words, ask your kids, grandkids or that young guy at work'.

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  53. If Bryan somehow ends up with the title its a must watch though

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  54. No way, man! It'll be a great drinking game! Take a drink every time someone says "Network!"

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  55. "First, you'll need a connection to the internet..."


    HAHAHAHA

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  56. Just watched the Doomsday Cage Match from WCW Uncensored '96 on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEWQSh3YAFk) to kill sometime and holy crap is that awful even in a clipped version. My mind must have erased that from existence since I know I saw that PPV when it was first on.

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  57. Forget 1 million break even point, they'll have 1 million destroyed livers

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  58. "Zack, we're sorry, but your match with Dolph Ziggler is getting bumped. We need to squeeze in a five-minute 'How to download an app on your phone' segment."

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  59. "You get every pay per view the WWE has ever produced!" It's this new thing called Youtube!

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  60. Jerry had the advantage of his girlfriend setting up his iPad after her chocolate milk and nap.

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  61. Yeah, but it's a shot in the dark whether you'll get a GOOD quality video.

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  62. They should keep saying "In full HD" because Youtube vids of old PPVs are crap for the most part.

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  63. link for pre-show?

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  64. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgEeIPuf1Es

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  65. Oh forgot Rhodes vs RyBaxel

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  66. WHAAAAAAAAAAT? Random Larry "The Ax" Hennig appearance.

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  67. These are both good points. And I'm ALWAYS saying I will pay for a product I want, whether it be games, music, movies, tv... if they make it easy enough. So far, it seems like the Network will do so.

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  68. Larry Hennig, geez.

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  69. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    BACK OFF ME, MAN, BACK OFF!

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  70. At least someone on the heel side can work.

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  71. Rhodes Bros. need Dusty in their corner then Dusty and Larry can roll around and swing on each other on the floor.

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  72. And DID YOU KNOW!?


    ...it's not Ryback or Axel.

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  73. Do love to see old legends who haven't made appearances in ages pop up, and it does make sense, although Dusty should be out there as well in this case.

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  74. I watch it for comedic value. I still have a "Worst of WCW" dvd I created that I throw on from time to time for laughs

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  75. Awesome Awesome to see Larry The Ax out there

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  76. Did JBL say Hennig was in the Minnesota Wrecking Crew?

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  77. Maybe Maddox can change it to a backstage brawl so the crowd is never given the chance to boo him.


    That'll be the future of Batista: Hollywood backlot brawls, parking lot matches, monster truck pulls, empty arena matches and a King of the Road match!

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  78. What town are they in tonight, by the way? And does said town have a history of smart crowds?

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  79. Lol what else you got on there?


    Dustin Rhodes/Blacktop Bully King of the Road match?

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  80. I feel, when Ryback yells at the crowd and shiz, that he could possibly have the potential to be a good, old-school heel.

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  81. Best pre-show match ever so far.

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  82. .....commercial break on a pre-show......

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  83. "Will the WWE Network have MY show, Gorilla?"
    "I hope not."
    "Did you know Jameson is working on the network's tech support? Man, did he have a rough job before they picked him up. He was a level indicator in a Connecticut septic truck. They knew it was full when they couldn't hear him screaming."
    "WILL YOU BE SERIOUS?!"
    "Didn't pay much, but it was all he could eat!"
    "You're disgusting."

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  84. My feed flake out or do they do commercials even during the preshow?

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  85. ...as Elimination Chamber rolls on!

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  86. I just want to say, I will NEVER get tired of your posts. They're both nostalgia and comedy gold.

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  87. They dropped the ball on him,with a little investment he can improve.

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  88. I'd watch every week, just to see how many different ways they can think of to keep Batista away from live crowds.

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  89. Quick, someone post the video of Jameson ejaculating in to the pillow on TNT

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  90. DISQUS down vote change is so f'n lame. Are people really THAT sensitive?

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  91. How will we know how many people hate Caliber now?!

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  92. "caaaatfight! caaaatfight!"

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  93. TAKE THAT BACK!

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  94. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    All he needs to do is his twitter gimmick, but he probably came up with that on his own, so

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  95. Curtis is stunned by actually getting a reaction.

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  96. It's for the sake of keeping communities Positively Kanyon.

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  97. They should've at least made it an option to turn on and off for each blog, not mandatory.

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  98. The Rhodes' have lost all momentum they had from the fall.

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  99. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Probably people got upset that their wingnut political posts got 1,500 downvotes

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  100. Fucking Goldencarana?

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  101. What are the odds we see the Shield split tonight?

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  102. I wonder if Larry the Ax sat down with Ryback - he'd have more advice for Ryback than his grandson as he was a brawler.

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  103. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Someone said they didn't like The Princess Bride; how are we supposed to downvote that 100 times for folly?

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  104. You mean they got Daniel Bryan to use his time machine to go back to 1985 and film Wrestlemania with HD cameras?

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  105. 25% chance. Major seeds will be planted though.

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  106. All they have to do is let Goldust play Ricky Morton. Tonight is harder as they're in Minnesota.

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  107. Ugh, missed your cue, Ryback.

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  108. It's wrestling, not a National Geographic nature documentary. Do you really care if you're not able to pick out each individual wart on Andre's crotch?

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  109. Already reading there will be a rematch tomorrow on Raw, Id say 0% tonight but probably 75% on Raw....

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  110. Never thought there'd be a day I'd hear "Shades of Bob Holly!"

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  111. This match seems really disjointed.

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  112. Who won the preshow?

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  113. That wasn't the least bit contrived (Disaster off stairs)

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  114. I was just thinking the same thing. It was good and entertaining, but timing was off on several occasions.

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  115. "No problem, bro! My pay is the same either way!"

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  116. We'll never know, thanks to the new Dougie Rule.

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  117. Good. That puts me at 1-1

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  118. Damn Ax couldn't get a punch in?

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  119. Not surprising, given who was involved.

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  120. How much money have you got riding on tonight?

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  121. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Even great spots need a fair bit of set-up; I thought it was cool

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  122. Joining a rich hometown jobbing tradition there.

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  123. WHO THE HELL IS THIS DWEEB WITH THE MIC!??

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  124. Smash doing all the work?

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  125. "Will this show start already? I have things to do tonight, Monsoon."
    "What are you going to do tonight, Brain?"
    "The same thing I do every night, Gorilla: Try to take over the world!"
    "WILL YOU STOP?!"

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  126. 50%. It either happens tonight or tomorrow.

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  127. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Usos with promo time? What?

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  128. I'm curious to see who's taking the pin for the Shield.

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  129. I don't gamble. Just my personal predictions.

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  130. You think Token never grew up?

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  131. It's not like if you pissed off Ryback and ran away, that he wouldn't run after you... and that if you started to run up some stairs nearby, he wouldn't just stand there and wait to be kicked in the face.


    Totally in character.

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  132. Jimmy Uso is an E! Network TV star, you know.

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  133. Id guess Rollins....

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  134. Three words: it is over.

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  135. They can talk well enough, so LET THEM!

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  136. Eh, Ryback's fault, getting there was clunky. He basically pushed Cody off his shoulder

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  137. So are the Kardashians....

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  138. Nice South Park reference.

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  139. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    They should mention Rikishi was tag champ exactly 10 years ago this month, if memory serves me right.

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  140. When I think of him as Coach 2.0, I find it easier to accept his presence.

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  141. I get the feeling they didn't go over the "it's over" ending beforehand.

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  142. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET A SIX-MAN TAG IN THE CHAMBER

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  143. Batista vs. Bruce Jenner in a Botox on a Pole match!

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  144. In the spirit of Disqus' new "no downvote count" positivity policy I wanted to take this opportunity to threadjack immediately by telling you all that you *totally* need to watch the "HHH: Thy Kingdom Come" documentary, whether you like the guy or hate the guy. Now, I'm not a HHH fanboy by any...oh who's kidding who here, I *LOVE* the guy. He is great. But that isn't going to stop me from giving you a totally *unbiased* review of this awesome doc!!


    First thing: it's pretty telling that of the four people who debatably had the most significant onscreen rivalries with HHH during Attitude, three of them are almost or totally absent:
    * the Rock only makes two or three cursory comments (although his comments that his later matches with HHH are his "best matches" will probably made Jericho cry his eyes out in the bathtub eating a pint of Haagen Daaz)
    * Austin shows up only once or twice
    * Jericho doesn't show up *at all*


    However, with the obvious animosities aside I think that the story of HHH is still fascinating. Some highlights without spoilers:
    * the story of how "Terra Ryzin" came about is hilarious
    * it's apparent he was a student of the game just from watching his early matches - he was *massively* influenced by Harley Race to the point they show clips of his early matches interspersed with clips of Harley Race matches to make the point
    * he definitely got a ton of lucky opportunities but although unstated in the doc, he was super-prepared (probably over-prepared) for almost every lucky break he received and made the most of it
    * loved Shawn's story about how they convinced Vince to sign Chyna
    * I think the funniest thing was the story about Vince and HHH on the phone discussing pre-Chyna directions "And then out comes..." (I won't spoil it, but I laughed super hard)


    There's a promo that was done on Sunday Night Heat that is fantastic, amazed I hadn't seen it before.


    The Steph thing:
    * it's apparent why Vince initially gave his blessing (!) to them dating
    * Linda's exasperation with Vince during the HHH/Steph dating period is funny
    * the stories about their moms were great, but Big Show's story of "we need to get out of here" is even better
    * the Vince-HHH talk about dating is great ("so if this goes south, it'll make the curtain call problem look like...")


    The rehab thing:
    He *moved to freaking Alabama* to make sure he could rehab to get back into wrestling. That blew my mind.


    As you can expect from docs like these, they really blow over the difficulties he had with people (with the exception of Mick Foley saying "getting added to that three match and then losing to Triple-H the next night was weird, but... (smile)"). It's clear that there definitely are a lot of guys who *really* look up to him though (Big Show, Flair, Orton, Batista among them). Given that he impressed enough people in WCW for Page to phone Nash just to tell him about him it's clear he would have always gone places.


    Everyone involved in the doc acknowledges that as a result of him dating Steph a lot of his own stuff is overshadowed or overlooked but seems like he's cool with that.


    It definitely paints him as one of the hardest working guys around but that's really not something that should come as a surprise to anyone. I think the best parts are the windows into other areas that we don't really see as often (the dating thing, discussions with his parents, etc. etc.). It's honestly pretty inspiring. I wouldn't say he's the greatest wrestler of all time by any stretch but it gave me a new appreciation for the guy (and I already liked him). Just as a disclaimer here though, Daniel Bryan doesn't appear anywhere in this documentary (unless it's very near the end) so it's possible many of you will be angered at this obvious and intentional exclusion. ;)

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  145. Hold on, Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil? When did they break up and start fueding?

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  146. Of course, you'd know that.

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  147. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Like a month ago

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  148. So who won the preshow match? I was too busy watching golf.

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  149. WWE 2k14 for PS3 or 360

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  150. Oh, man! Nobody on the panel picked Randy Orton to win! LOOK AT HOW MUCH THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST HIM!!!

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  151. I am most likley wrong but I'm hoping the 9 AM start time isn't a hard start time and we find out you can sign up, pay and get the network at 12. Again, I doubt it but you never know.

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  152. I brought this up like a month ago and EVERYONE on the blog shit all over the idea

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  153. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    SUPER RHODES BROS.

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  154. Cody with the Cross-Rhodes on (hometown) Axel.

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  155. Always bet against whoever's wrestling in their hometown.

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  156. Bruce Jenner is what nightmares are made of.

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  157. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    We should know by now that when you need to break up a perfectly good tag team to do nothing with either, YOU DO IT.

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  158. Which bugs me, honestly. You'd think they'd give the hometown favourite the win for the crowd pop.

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  159. Ok, miss anything?

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  160. Guess we're all pumped tonight to see Satan's prison!

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  161. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS AND IT MAKES THE PAYING CUSTOMER HAPPY, WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT

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  162. I don't think Brock is gonna be on the card.

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  163. RybAxel jobbed.

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  164. Rhodes beat Rybaxel. And the Usos actually got to cut a promo!

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  165. We saw how well that went with Crime Tyme. Didnt they have some shitty strap match on like Smackdown against each other?

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  166. Maybe that's why I watched Event Horizon earlier.

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  167. Eh, if the Clique doesn't need a designated driver, I think his personal ceiling was mid-card, maybe a Foley like "sorta top guy".

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  168. Well, they are the Imperfects.

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  169. There are no words to describe his current look...

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  170. Building momentum!

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  171. :P Well at least in as good quality as it originally appeared.

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  172. What the hell is up with this music?

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  173. Right? They play entrance music during run-ins to pop the crowd, even though doing that makes NO sense.

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  174. Dont they call this ppv something different in Germany, since "Elimination Chamber" is too holocaust-like

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  175. You never miss anything. And what have I told you, you're young, you should be out in the world doing fucked up things. We're all old here and are pretty much dead but you have youth. Go do something stupid and come back here on a Tuesday at 3 PM to tell us about it.

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  176. God that film truly screwed me up when i was younger.

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  177. People like dubstep apparently.

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  178. Reminds me of when they had to change the name of the "Final Solution" to the "Ultimate Solution" for Uncensored 1996.

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  179. While I'm not surprised that people don't know they split up... I AM surprised that WWE remembered.

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  180. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryFebruary 23, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    FUCK YEAH CESARO

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  181. The Final Solution To The WrestleMania Plans?

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  182. How dare they not open with Bryan so he can wrestle all three hours! STOP BURYING DANIEL BRYAN!

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  183. TJ: Anybody watch the Chris Carter Amazon pilot, "The After"? I can't reconcile that is by the guy that made the X-Files.

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  184. Um, we get the other guy first.

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  185. Outhouse Cage

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  186. I firmly believe that Dolph was switched at birth,Axel doesn't look like Curt Hennig.

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