Caliber has requested removal of the header because I won't let him write for the blog any more, so if there's any aspiring designers out there who want to take a crack at it in exchange for Kindle books or a rant request, have at it!
I just don't see how the two are connected. Did Caliber say "if you're not going to let me write here, then get rid of that stupid banner"? If so, that would be surprising because of how dumb it is.
Yeah, it's true. I simply said since we aren't doing business together anymore, if he'd be kind enough to take it down, I'd appreciate it. I also said there's probably a lot of people who'd like to take a stab at designing a new one. So, while I appreciate the tone he tried to convey with my email, I really wasn't being petty.
I talk to Caliber regularly, he's quite polarizing but always stirs interesting debate.
Though I'm wondering, you won't let him write for the blog... so why an earth would you let him dictate getting rid of the most awesome header in the history of blogs?
"doing business together" - what the fuck are you talking about? I am pretty sure you were never doing business together - you were apparently writing on his blog.
Chill, I like you. Always have. Here's the 100%, no bullshit, exactly what happened story.
It all started a few years ago. I join the site here because I dug Scott's books. Well, one day this Chad Bryan guy gets into it with me. Eventually he creates a fake google account and poses as me somewhere else, saying I'm trolling Chad on Scott's site. Well, Scott emails me, and tells me I'm banned. I say it's not me, but Scott says he doesn't believe me, and never liked me anyways. Well, Chad eventually did it again, so Scott apologized, I accepted, and came back. It was at that time I started writing for the site. I freely admit, I sucked. Charlie Reneke also started writing for the site. He sucked too. Well, Scott booted me, saying I was getting too many complaints. He said Reneke was getting them too, but he drew people, so he could stay. Then Reneke went and did what he did. Scott then apologized to me again, I accepted, and came back. Things were cool for quite a while. I made two attempts to create a forum, one of which got over, but then Scott wanted to try and make money off of it, so he created that super shitty one, and they both ended up dying. I created the header because Scott had that laughable one that didn't fit the site and said "created with the mad science graphic generator!". I also told Scott I'd handle any extra emails he couldn't get to. I liked the BoD. I liked Scott. I want a career as a writer/entertainer, and working with the BoD was a lot of fun. I had a ton ideas to help the place out. Then about 6 months ago, Dougie was being Dougie, and trying to stir up shit. At one point he went to my website, posed as someone else from the blog, and talked a whole gang of shit. Well, I'd had enough, so I asked Scott if he'd ban Dougie for 24 hours. No one liked Dougie, he was always trolling, and now he'd gone and posed as someone else, and I knew Scott wasn't a fan of that. Well, Scott never sent me an email back, and instead just sent my email to Dougie and told him to stop "antagonizing" me, like I was some sort of child who was making a huge deal out of it or something. Well, Dougie simply used the email to mock me further, and that's how I found the NPP forum. Where a ton of people were mocking Scott's fans. Scott of course knew about this, and still let those people post here. The same people that made jokes about Ryan Murphy molesting his mentally challenged daughter.
So, I quit. Scott has still never said a word to me about it. I'm sure my detractors will say I'm lying, or say they wouldn't have cared, but it's not true. There's two sides to every story, except this one. What I said happened is exactly how it went down.
Why does it matter if it remained or not after you stopped writing then? genuine question because if it isn't being petty, why does it matter what the header is?
I have no idea, but I'm surprised Scott won't let him write. Every discussion turns into 200+ comments about how much some people hate him, so it has to be good for business.
If I had my druthers, I'd force Scott to make Caliber, Charlie Reneke to become regular contributors. The flame wars it would generate would be spectacular reading.
Caliber did full broadways will hardway juice! He's not going to work us anymore, he'll straight kayfabe us next time. And this time its a SHOOT!......BROTHER
You know the real nice Star Wars banners/posters that show artistic renderings of the various characters? I'd love that type of thing for wrestlers, but only total jobbers. Barry Horrowitz, George South, etc.
OMG! That's genius! I was pretty involved with the discussion during the Charlie Reneke and MRobert days. Those were awful, awful days. (Although Charlie was probably a good guy, but he could really get people upset. I still have nightmares about Kirby Gameboy pinball...)
The new people would lose their minds in half a day, but wow, there would be traffic...
I think Charlie was legitimately mentally ill. MRobert is the worst. I'm sad his stuff got deleted. Apparently he was doing the same thing on youtube. Sting is now Stink. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think the forum mentioned was pretty good. I was a frequent poster on it until I went on "the honeymoon from the eighth circle of hell" and was stuck in Panama for 7 months. I always enjoyed your writing Cal, so I wish you luck with your next projects.
Every single thing. Between the "witty attempts of trendy humor" and the bullshit like...
girl - "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" guy from show - "No, its not me. Earth is currently going thru a heating period brought on by the reverse polar effects thanks to the shifting of the glacial structures that inhabit the North and South Pole" girl - "oh..." *cue laugh track*
or the
guy from show "Oh No! Someone broke into the apartment" other guy from show "GOD tell me he didnt steal my comic book collection!" *cue laugh track*
You should just start posting over at NPP and give them shit. It's not like their forum is worth anything, the only threads that get any mileage is the one about this site.
No joke, Onita, I once wrote like a 2 page script for the Big Bang Theory, clearly mocking the show. I even put in "notes" from Chuck Lorre that said things like "OK, that's good. But let's have the Indian one say something more rap like! Because rappers are black, and black guys are thugs! And the Indian guy isn't and that's SO FUNNY! OK, I gotta go watch more Saved By The Bell to learn how nerds act". I then posted it on a Big Bang Theory msg board at the request of someone, and the fans LEGIT thought it was real. I was getting emails from people saying I shouldn't leak unfinished scripts.
Wow, dude. That's a lot of backstory. I've always enjoyed your contributions to the blog and I'm sorry you and Scott had a falling out. I didn't realize you went so far back, though. Wasn't Reneke on the old Livejournal site? I have no idea....
Anyway, I hope you and Scott can patch things up. Dougie...don't let him get under your skin too much. He's just bored. It's a dick thing when people pose as others and to talk shit, but I'm sure he thought it was funny.
You can't stop people from making fun of you. If you're trying to get your opinions out there, or art, or writing, or whatever, someone somewhere will take the piss. But look what happened to Hyatte..he kept it up until he became the joke.
I barely watch TV anymore. Outside of live sports the only shows I really watch are Highly Questionable and the weekly ROH show. Rest of the time I'm either on the 360 or watching videos online.
Short story, my now ex wife drank way too much, relieved herself behind a building while we were sightseeing, she got caught, we had our passports taken till some b.s. hearing, 7 months later I paid a fine almost the amount of one year's salary, we came back, now we are divorced. There's a longer story about how Americans with no passports and no Panamanian citizenships are treated by locals, but that's for a whole different discussion.
I gave the back story to fully explain why I left, and why I felt Scott owed me an apology. Some people feel he doesn't, and that's fine. Hell, he's one of'em.
I tried to patch things up. I even apologized, and said let's get back to work, I've got a lot of ideas. But he wouldn't even return an email.
But he knows I'm a draw. That's why he put my name up there, and that's why there's so many comments. That sounds egotistical, sure, but hey, if I can't have an ego about being over on a wrestling website, what can I have an ego about?
As for Dougie, I never gave a shit. I just wanted him banned for 24 hours, so Scott would actually have to punish someone for once. To show that there were limits here. Yet he wouldn't even do that.
As much as I despise that fucking wanker, I feel Scott made the right call there. Though I don't agree with Scott making that email public. It's his website though.
Scott, can you please make sure to prepare a document for the contest transferring ownership of the new banner? Something in the "All submissions become the property of me" kind of language? Caliber's douchebaggery aside, that was an awesome banner, and I'm a bit sad to see it go.
I have no doubt we'll have 300-plus comments on this thread, going back and forth on the stupidest of topics. I didn't even see this one until it had close to 100 comments already, and it keeps growing.
I will just one more time question the need for the negativity and the callousness. I don't think it's necessary.
This is such a work like everything else in professional grappling. Now excuse me while I go drool at Denver's Defense for 2014 and question the booking of WCW from July to December 1998.
Random shit: I used to work with a guy that was best friends with Tim McVeigh (he was from Pembleton NY, about 30 minutes from here), though I didn't know it at the time. 5 or 6 years later he gives an interview with the Buffalo News talking about how he knew that McVeigh was up to some shit, but didn't say anything, basically because friends don't snitch on friends. No wonder the guy looked so depressed all the time.
The funniest part is where they explain to you after the hearing that you can't come back to Panama with a straight face, like you've already started penciling it in for your next vacation.
Note to self: Don't go to Panama. But fuck man, where am I supposed to do my offshore banking? The Cayman Islands are too hot right now, and no way is my shady passport getting through customs in Zurich. This actually presents a serious problem.
According to IMDB, she's trying to launch a country music career. I was looking at her filmography. I am not surprised to learn that I have never seen anything she has done other than Blossom (and that cameo she had in an episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years).
So, I just stole a shit load of Money from a Mexican Drug Cartel and killed about 20 of their members. Do you think I should use some of this money to help fund artists for a new banner? I think this stolen drug money should go to a good cause. Also Caliber my man, I got you some good "juice" to improve them pythons of yours.
The new banner should incorporate the following: Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, the butt of AJ Lee or Brooke Tessmacher, and a screen shot of a Jesse Baker email. And Blog of Doom needs to be in Wingdings 3 format.
Though you might be right. Yesterday I was chilling in the backyard with just a t-shirt watching the rabbits dick around, and right now it's damn near a blizzard outside.
Nah, they could use your money. We were in David, which is a pretty upscale city for a Central American country. But apparently that whole area is not the friendliest for Americans. They took their sweet time, cost my family a truckload of money to support us, since we couldn't get any kind of employment since she spoke no Spanish, and I had trouble adjusting to the dialect, and everyone there was aware we were more or less captive there till the hearing.
My attorney has advised not to answer that question...
Of course I'm joking. Even I was dumb enough to talk about shit like that online I sure as fuck wouldn't do it on an account that has my real name in it.
Why not go back to the rotating images like you had it before? The Macho Man shades from that portrait of him, the WM logo, and an impassive Johnny Ace about to take an FU (my personal favourite.)
I wasn't sure, because I've seen people talk about shit far more incriminating before, as if they didn't have an open IP address or anything. I also didn't know you were using your real name.
However, if you ever want to smuggle money, might I suggest a Swedish stripper and her family.
Wait, is that true?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Caliber is but he sounds like a huge douche.
ReplyDeleteIt is about as much surprise as Rey getting booed as if he were from Philly/Baltimore at the Rumble this year.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Caliber spent the last two days crying watching re-runs of General Hospital.
ReplyDeletehaha....
ReplyDeleteI just don't see how the two are connected. Did Caliber say "if you're not going to let me write here, then get rid of that stupid banner"? If so, that would be surprising because of how dumb it is.
ReplyDeleteThink of whom you are referring to... (No, not Scott.)
ReplyDeleteLol. Caliber spent an entire thread yesterday telling us he wasn't gonna act like a baby anymore
ReplyDeleteGood. Old one was too purple.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's true. I simply said since we aren't doing business together anymore, if he'd be kind enough to take it down, I'd appreciate it. I also said there's probably a lot of people who'd like to take a stab at designing a new one. So, while I appreciate the tone he tried to convey with my email, I really wasn't being petty.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened between Caliber and the blog? I've never known the story there....
ReplyDeleteCaliber created the banner apparently. He's butthurt scott won't let him write again so he took his banner and went home
ReplyDeleteFair enough. Didn't you give him the banner tho?
ReplyDeleteWell, that's petty. I adblocked it anyway.
ReplyDeleteI talk to Caliber regularly, he's quite polarizing but always stirs interesting debate.
ReplyDeleteThough I'm wondering, you won't let him write for the blog... so why an earth would you let him dictate getting rid of the most awesome header in the history of blogs?
The new banner needs to somehow incorporate montreal, the invasion, hhh, being an A+ player, and is Daniel bryan getting buried.
ReplyDeleteAlso my name in giant letters.
ReplyDelete"doing business together" - what the fuck are you talking about? I am pretty sure you were never doing business together - you were apparently writing on his blog.
ReplyDeleteI didnt like that old one anyway. Too loud.....it stands out when you're at work trying to keep your screen small lol
ReplyDeleteThe old banner was funny for a few minutes. Time for a change anyway.
ReplyDeleteI say invite Scotsman to design whatever he wants, and Scott has to keep it for at least a week.
Caliber is a delusional douche bag.
ReplyDeleteThat's the whole story.
OK, that's fair.
ReplyDeleteChill, I like you. Always have. Here's the 100%, no bullshit, exactly what happened story.
ReplyDeleteIt all started a few years ago. I join the site here because I dug Scott's books. Well, one day this Chad Bryan guy gets into it with me. Eventually he creates a fake google account and poses as me somewhere else, saying I'm trolling Chad on Scott's site. Well, Scott emails me, and tells me I'm banned. I say it's not me, but Scott says he doesn't believe me, and never liked me anyways. Well, Chad eventually did it again, so Scott apologized, I accepted, and came back. It was at that time I started writing for the site.
I freely admit, I sucked. Charlie Reneke also started writing for the site. He sucked too. Well, Scott booted me, saying I was getting too many complaints. He said Reneke was getting them too, but he drew people, so he could stay. Then Reneke went and did what he did. Scott then apologized to me again, I accepted, and came back.
Things were cool for quite a while. I made two attempts to create a forum, one of which got over, but then Scott wanted to try and make money off of it, so he created that super shitty one, and they both ended up dying. I created the header because Scott had that laughable one that didn't fit the site and said "created with the mad science graphic generator!". I also told Scott I'd handle any extra emails he couldn't get to. I liked the BoD. I liked Scott. I want a career as a writer/entertainer, and working with the BoD was a lot of fun. I had a ton ideas to help the place out. Then about 6 months ago, Dougie was being Dougie, and trying to stir up shit. At one point he went to my website, posed as someone else from the blog, and talked a whole gang of shit. Well, I'd had enough, so I asked Scott if he'd ban Dougie for 24 hours. No one liked Dougie, he was always trolling, and now he'd gone and posed as someone else, and I knew Scott wasn't a fan of that. Well, Scott never sent me an email back, and instead just sent my email to Dougie and told him to stop "antagonizing" me, like I was some sort of child who was making a huge deal out of it or something. Well, Dougie simply used the email to mock me further, and that's how I found the NPP forum. Where a ton of people were mocking Scott's fans. Scott of course knew about this, and still let those people post here. The same people that made jokes about Ryan Murphy molesting his mentally challenged daughter.
So, I quit. Scott has still never said a word to me about it. I'm sure my detractors will say I'm lying, or say they wouldn't have cared, but it's not true. There's two sides to every story, except this one. What I said happened is exactly how it went down.
All I'd request is the tagline "The Blog for the B+ Fan"
ReplyDeleteWhy does it matter if it remained or not after you stopped writing then? genuine question because if it isn't being petty, why does it matter what the header is?
ReplyDeleteI was the 2nd most popular writer here. I made him money. I did things to improve this place and draw more people to it. That's business.
ReplyDeleteScott, you owe caliber an apology for letting him write here.
ReplyDeleteCaliber is setting the bar so low that a dyslexic racist gorilla mutant would be a welcomed addition to the community.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea, but I'm surprised Scott won't let him write. Every discussion turns into 200+ comments about how much some people hate him, so it has to be good for business.
ReplyDeleteNo, I never gave it to him. I just wanted something more professional than that ridiculous thing he had up previously.
ReplyDeleteYou take this WAY too seriously. Or, you're Chris Hyatte.
ReplyDeleteA bunch of Tony Garea pictures stuck together makes a mighty fine banner
ReplyDeleteNah, Stennick didn't last long. There are still standards...
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't know about the most awesome. I've created better ones. Like my Robocop one!
ReplyDeleteI missed this gimmick change.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the timeline, I'll throw something together tonight?
ReplyDeleteHell, winner gets to pick a shoot interview for me to recap too.
ReplyDeleteThis happens and Big Bang Theory gets renewed for three seasons? Not Caliber's day.
ReplyDeleteHyatte was entertaining. Sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYou 2 sounds like Vince McMahon and Jim Ross.
ReplyDelete3 more seasons? Fucking hell, TV sucks these days...
ReplyDeleteIf I had my druthers, I'd force Scott to make Caliber, Charlie Reneke to become regular contributors. The flame wars it would generate would be spectacular reading.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahah.
ReplyDeleteAh, dude, I know. I saw that, and it killed me.
ReplyDeleteIs it possible to get a forum "over"? If so, I'd make Caliber Curtis Axel's next manager.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell's wrong with the bug bang theory?
ReplyDeleteCaliber had it taken down because he kept trying to replace it with this: http://static.tumblr.com/i4ztd6g/INclg9ixh/cracked_logo_y.png
ReplyDeleteThis ought to be entertaining for the remainder of the day
ReplyDeleteEverything?
ReplyDeleteOh no, you opened up Pandora's box.
ReplyDeleteCan I be JR with Vince's body circa 2004?
ReplyDeleteIt's not funny and only exists because the chicks are hot. Penny and Bernadette are damn fine, I will say that.
ReplyDeleteDid you also ask for your mixed tapes back?
ReplyDeleteWell, the bugs, mostly. The bugs are terrible.
ReplyDeleteBig Bang Theory is one of my favourite shows for what it's worth.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who would bone Blossom too?
Just the one that had the studio version of No Woman, No Cry. You can't find that shit anywhere!
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I agree with you on this one.
ReplyDeleteCaliber did full broadways will hardway juice! He's not going to work us anymore, he'll straight kayfabe us next time. And this time its a SHOOT!......BROTHER
ReplyDeleteNetwork TV sucks, cable has some really good shows.
ReplyDeleteYou know the real nice Star Wars banners/posters that show artistic renderings of the various characters? I'd love that type of thing for wrestlers, but only total jobbers. Barry Horrowitz, George South, etc.
ReplyDeleteI like that her name in real life sounds like I am barfing.
ReplyDeleteOMG! That's genius! I was pretty involved with the discussion during the Charlie Reneke and MRobert days. Those were awful, awful days. (Although Charlie was probably a good guy, but he could really get people upset. I still have nightmares about Kirby Gameboy pinball...)
ReplyDeleteThe new people would lose their minds in half a day, but wow, there would be traffic...
I love network TV. I enjoy being the last of a dying breed
ReplyDeleteI thought it sounded like HHH and Zach Ryder.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Steve Austin and Jeff Jarrett?
Hulk Hogan and Billy Kidman?
Didn't know we blogger feuds anymore..It feels like the Monday night wars again.
ReplyDeleteAnyway my suggestion is that the Young Stallions need to be involved...though that is my answer for everything.
Just that he got fired/quit like 3-4 times.
ReplyDeleteI think Charlie was legitimately mentally ill. MRobert is the worst. I'm sad his stuff got deleted. Apparently he was doing the same thing on youtube. Sting is now Stink. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteNo, I would totally dick down her too. I think it's funny that she goes through a ton of makeup and shit to intentionally not look hot.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Jenna Van Oy, the chick that played Six on Blossom? She was hot as hell.
I think the forum mentioned was pretty good. I was a frequent poster on it until I went on "the honeymoon from the eighth circle of hell" and was stuck in Panama for 7 months. I always enjoyed your writing Cal, so I wish you luck with your next projects.
ReplyDeleteFunniest thing I've seen today, and I doubt anything is going to top it.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Jenna Von Oy had some serious ass.
ReplyDeleteTagline: Blog of doom: We are smarter than Vince McMahon."
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the kind words, Rob.
ReplyDeleteSay, I'd love to hear about this honeymoon.
It should be a picture of HHH giving Scott a pedigree
ReplyDeleteEvery single thing. Between the "witty attempts of trendy humor" and the bullshit like...
ReplyDeletegirl - "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
guy from show - "No, its not me. Earth is currently going thru a heating period brought on by the reverse polar effects thanks to the shifting of the glacial structures that inhabit the North and South Pole"
girl - "oh..."
*cue laugh track*
or the
guy from show "Oh No! Someone broke into the apartment"
other guy from show "GOD tell me he didnt steal my comic book collection!"
*cue laugh track*
Fuck that miserable show.
You should just start posting over at NPP and give them shit. It's not like their forum is worth anything, the only threads that get any mileage is the one about this site.
ReplyDeleteI laughed at both those lines
ReplyDeleteDamn you
ReplyDeleteHe did
ReplyDeleteDaniel bryan giving HHH a Bj
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan giving Daniel Bryan a BJ.
ReplyDeleteTHIS someone needs to be incorporated..
ReplyDeletehttp://wonderpodonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/X3lvD1.gif
She's from Sandy Hook.
ReplyDeleteNo joke, Onita, I once wrote like a 2 page script for the Big Bang Theory, clearly mocking the show. I even put in "notes" from Chuck Lorre that said things like "OK, that's good. But let's have the Indian one say something more rap like! Because rappers are black, and black guys are thugs! And the Indian guy isn't and that's SO FUNNY! OK, I gotta go watch more Saved By The Bell to learn how nerds act". I then posted it on a Big Bang Theory msg board at the request of someone, and the fans LEGIT thought it was real. I was getting emails from people saying I shouldn't leak unfinished scripts.
ReplyDeleteWow, dude. That's a lot of backstory. I've always enjoyed your contributions to the blog and I'm sorry you and Scott had a falling out. I didn't realize you went so far back, though. Wasn't Reneke on the old Livejournal site? I have no idea....
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I hope you and Scott can patch things up. Dougie...don't let him get under your skin too much. He's just bored. It's a dick thing when people pose as others and to talk shit, but I'm sure he thought it was funny.
You can't stop people from making fun of you. If you're trying to get your opinions out there, or art, or writing, or whatever, someone somewhere will take the piss. But look what happened to Hyatte..he kept it up until he became the joke.
My mom would always call Sting "Stink" to bug me when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteI barely watch TV anymore. Outside of live sports the only shows I really watch are Highly Questionable and the weekly ROH show. Rest of the time I'm either on the 360 or watching videos online.
ReplyDeleteNo way that happened the way you just typed it up.
ReplyDeleteI went over there once because I wanted Dougie to finally debate me on steroids. He wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way reading the newspaper. I can read it online for free, but it's just not the same.
ReplyDeleteHA you're kidding. I can only imagine the fucking dweebs on that message board. "Did you see Sheldon's ironic t-shirt that says "Windy Day's Blow"!"
ReplyDeleteHe's always seemed like a genuinely good guy. I'm sure MRobert and Reneke were good guys, too, but Caliber seemed like a cut above.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused now...does the banner have to include The Big Bang Theory?
ReplyDeleteShort story, my now ex wife drank way too much, relieved herself behind a building while we were sightseeing, she got caught, we had our passports taken till some b.s. hearing, 7 months later I paid a fine almost the amount of one year's salary, we came back, now we are divorced. There's a longer story about how Americans with no passports and no Panamanian citizenships are treated by locals, but that's for a whole different discussion.
ReplyDeleteShowtime, AMC and HBO have REALLY helped out with the quality of television series
ReplyDeleteGotta bring in Elvy and Chan too.
ReplyDeleteI'm a journalist. It all comes together
ReplyDeleteOh God, not this story again.
ReplyDeleteKeep the text you have now, but above it use the picture of the first GIS of "Scott Keith".
ReplyDeleteAnd the guys that created South Park are from Littleton CO. What does that matter?
ReplyDeleteI gave the back story to fully explain why I left, and why I felt Scott owed me an apology. Some people feel he doesn't, and that's fine. Hell, he's one of'em.
ReplyDeleteI tried to patch things up. I even apologized, and said let's get back to work, I've got a lot of ideas. But he wouldn't even return an email.
But he knows I'm a draw. That's why he put my name up there, and that's why there's so many comments. That sounds egotistical, sure, but hey, if I can't have an ego about being over on a wrestling website, what can I have an ego about?
As for Dougie, I never gave a shit. I just wanted him banned for 24 hours, so Scott would actually have to punish someone for once. To show that there were limits here. Yet he wouldn't even do that.
http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Scott_Keith
ReplyDeleteThis one.
http://www.memegene.net/meme/oz4szg
ReplyDeleteYOU DID STEROIDS! *clapclapclapclapcalp*
ReplyDeleteShe was on a BET show called "The Parkers" a short time back.
ReplyDeleteHaha, holy shit, man. There are a few places I really wouldn't want to be in trouble at, and South America is one of'em.
ReplyDeleteJesus. This is going to be a shitstorm for the rest of the day, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I think Scott should rotate banners every few months, to go with the general mood and tastes of the blog at that given time of year.
The top of the page looks so weird now...
She's from Newtown, not Sandy Hook, my bad. That stuff always cracks me up for some reason. Hunger Games author lives in Sandy Hook though.
ReplyDeleteNo! No! It was uh...my trainer...he uh, he gave me something, and I didn't know what it was! No...uh, it was VINCE! HE MADE ME!
ReplyDeleteI can do all of that. Give me a few hours.
ReplyDelete(mostly because I'm busy right now, but my night time is free, I'll get right on it)
What are the dimensions for the header?
ReplyDeletenow it all makes sense. You are making up for your shrunken penis and testicles.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I despise that fucking wanker, I feel Scott made the right call there. Though I don't agree with Scott making that email public. It's his website though.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I love this place. It's the only place where something so inconsequential can be so entertaining.
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot of negativity in you, sir.
ReplyDeleteI don't know (or really care) if you are/were on the gas, I'm just busting your balls.
ReplyDeleteInconsequential and entertaining... just like you big guy!
ReplyDeleteScott, can you please make sure to prepare a document for the contest transferring ownership of the new banner? Something in the "All submissions become the property of me" kind of language? Caliber's douchebaggery aside, that was an awesome banner, and I'm a bit sad to see it go.
ReplyDeleteits great fun. "I want my picture back!" yeah that banner drove all sorts of traffic.
ReplyDeleteyou are on a roll today
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt we'll have 300-plus comments on this thread, going back and forth on the stupidest of topics. I didn't even see this one until it had close to 100 comments already, and it keeps growing.
ReplyDeleteI will just one more time question the need for the negativity and the callousness. I don't think it's necessary.
THE ROAD TO BoD MANIA IS HEATING UP
ReplyDeleteThat's it, Caliber vs. the contest winner in a Banner on a Pole match at BoD Mania
ReplyDeleteMan, it just wouldn't be a wrestling forum without it. Wouldn't feel right.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap... I'd love to hear the long story now. Sounds like quite the tale.
ReplyDeleteThat may be the greatest match in the history of our sport!
ReplyDeleteWhy should Scott suspend someone for something they did on your site. It's your site, you take care of it. Ditto the NPP stuff
ReplyDeleteThis is such a work like everything else in professional grappling. Now excuse me while I go drool at Denver's Defense for 2014 and question the booking of WCW from July to December 1998.
ReplyDeleteI suppose. I'm probably just too thin-skinned. I know Caliber doesn't give a shit, so I shouldn't let it bother me.
ReplyDeleteCalling Farva entertaining is stepping over the line. I'm offended.
ReplyDeleteVince Jordan's tagline: Trying too hard
ReplyDeleteIt was for that, and for the way Dougie acted here. Scott banned me because he thought I was acting out on another site.
ReplyDelete:: Holds up sarcasm sign ::
ReplyDeleteRandom shit: I used to work with a guy that was best friends with Tim McVeigh (he was from Pembleton NY, about 30 minutes from here), though I didn't know it at the time. 5 or 6 years later he gives an interview with the Buffalo News talking about how he knew that McVeigh was up to some shit, but didn't say anything, basically because friends don't snitch on friends. No wonder the guy looked so depressed all the time.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part is where they explain to you after the hearing that you can't come back to Panama with a straight face, like you've already started penciling it in for your next vacation.
ReplyDeleteNo way, dude. Blossom was awesome.
ReplyDeleteIs this becoming your new go to to rack up posts? STOP
ReplyDeleteCentral
ReplyDeletehe just like's man on man blowjobs. Notice that every bar story Farva tells is lacking in women? Wonder why....
ReplyDeleteWhat is NPP or should I say, for what do the letters stand?
ReplyDeleteNow I'm offended that calling Farva inconsequential wasn't genuine.
ReplyDeleteI think he was depressed because he lived in Western NY
ReplyDeleteWell alright, then, Mr. I'm Awesome At Geography
ReplyDelete...but Six was my fix!
ReplyDelete...I got nothing.
I've been to Panama. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteI'll ok at design so I'll try whipping up something later when I'm home. Is there a set size we are shooting for?
ReplyDeleteNo Pants Provided forum. It's a forum that has a thread where people make fun of the people who post here.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Charlie was far worse than Caliber, too. I don't think there's a comparison.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Don't go to Panama. But fuck man, where am I supposed to do my offshore banking? The Cayman Islands are too hot right now, and no way is my shady passport getting through customs in Zurich. This actually presents a serious problem.
ReplyDeleteVinnie was a guinea.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's a Daniel bryan fanboy
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind either of them.
ReplyDeleteAre you joking, or are you serious?
ReplyDeleteAccording to IMDB, she's trying to launch a country music career. I was looking at her filmography. I am not surprised to learn that I have never seen anything she has done other than Blossom (and that cameo she had in an episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years).
ReplyDeleteSo, I just stole a shit load of Money from a Mexican Drug Cartel and killed about 20 of their members. Do you think I should use some of this money to help fund artists for a new banner? I think this stolen drug money should go to a good cause. Also Caliber my man, I got you some good "juice" to improve them pythons of yours.
ReplyDeleteThe new banner should incorporate the following: Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, the butt of AJ Lee or Brooke Tessmacher, and a screen shot of a Jesse Baker email. And Blog of Doom needs to be in Wingdings 3 format.
ReplyDeleteI'm saying this in a joking manner, but fuck off!
ReplyDeleteThough you might be right. Yesterday I was chilling in the backyard with just a t-shirt watching the rabbits dick around, and right now it's damn near a blizzard outside.
Maybe the banner could be Bryan sticking a finger up HHHs butt
ReplyDeleteScott's Blog of Doom: "The A+ Blog for the B+ Player"
ReplyDeleteWell, you appear to be a Dr, so I can trust you. Can I get a case of needles too?
ReplyDeleteThe real tag line should be WWE Creative lurks here.
ReplyDeleteNah, they could use your money. We were in David, which is a pretty upscale city for a Central American country. But apparently that whole area is not the friendliest for Americans. They took their sweet time, cost my family a truckload of money to support us, since we couldn't get any kind of employment since she spoke no Spanish, and I had trouble adjusting to the dialect, and everyone there was aware we were more or less captive there till the hearing.
ReplyDeleteYeah but they are rusty. I am not a very good doctor.
ReplyDeleteYup! She, along with Mr. Belding, Marsha Warfield, and Johnathan Brandis from Sidekicks all showed up to save Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteCaliber's acting like such a little girl about this.
ReplyDeleteMy attorney has advised not to answer that question...
ReplyDeleteOf course I'm joking. Even I was dumb enough to talk about shit like that online I sure as fuck wouldn't do it on an account that has my real name in it.
Why not go back to the rotating images like you had it before? The Macho Man shades from that portrait of him, the WM logo, and an impassive Johnny Ace about to take an FU (my personal favourite.)
ReplyDeleteYou really need to have shit spelled out for you don't you? I am coming for you after I knock off Dr. McDrunkerson at BoD Mania
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure, because I've seen people talk about shit far more incriminating before, as if they didn't have an open IP address or anything. I also didn't know you were using your real name.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you ever want to smuggle money, might I suggest a Swedish stripper and her family.
Check out Holliston if you want to see a show with actual wit.
ReplyDelete:: Holds up sarcasm sign :: :: Hits parallax over the head with it ::
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ReplyDeleteEh, whats a little blood poisoning in the name of looking like Rick Rude.
ReplyDeleteFX, too. The comedy is a bit lacking(besides Always Sunny), but Justified and SOA are two of the cooler shows on TV.
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