NXT
Date: March 20, 2014
Location: Full Sail
University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William
Regal, Todd Phillips, Byron Saxton
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
Things have been looking
up in Florida over the last few weeks after a few down weeks leading
up to Arrival. The big story at the moment is Bo Dallas wanting his
title back from Adrian Neville and the title match takes place next
week. Other than that we've got the Divas arguing as usual, likely
leading up to a good match or two. Let's get to it.
This week's show was
available early so it looks like it's going to be a week by week
thing.
Mojo
Rawley vs. Bull Dempsey
Rob Gronkowski of the
New England Patriots is here and in a Mojo shirt. Dempsey hammers
away in the corner and slams Mojo down. A knee drop gets two and we
hit the chinlock complete with forearms to the chest. Rawley throws
him into the air for a big crash and drives Bull into the corner with
a three point stance. Some splashes in the corner set up Hyperdrive
to pin Bull at 2:24. Dempsey got in too much offense but at least it
wasn't as long this time.
Sheamus is in action
tonight.
CJ Parker doesn't like
Mojo Rawley because he's hyped up on fast food and probably throws
his trash out of the window. They meet next week.
Tyler
Breeze vs. Sami Zayn
No match as Corey
Graves jumps Sami while Zayn is high fiving a little girl. Sami gets
sent head first into the post and the trainer comes out to check for
a concussion.
Sheamus says it feels
magical to be back in NXT but Aiden English interrupts in song. He
says he's using NXT as a stepping stone to the brighter lights of
Broadway. Sheamus says it's funny that Aiden said stones because
it's clear Aiden's stones haven't dropped yet. That can be fixed
tonight because Sheamus will talk to JBL and get a match made between
the two of them.
Adam
Rose vs. Camacho
Renee Young jumps in on
commentary and asks why she isn't in the party. She dances a bit in
one of the few things you'll see her do outside of hold a microphone
and smile a lot. Regal offers to take her to one of Rose's parties
but she says she might ask for Rose's autograph and be too
fangirlish. Rose, for lack of a better term, prances around the ring
before Camacho grabs his arm. The fans think Rose is awesome and he
rolls away from Camacho in appreciation.
Rose leans into the
ropes and rocks his feet into the air to stop Camacho in his tracks.
Camacho didn't hit the feet but he's not sure what to do with Rose.
He takes Rose into the corner and chops away, drawing a PARTY POOPER
chant. Hey Raw crowds: take notes from NXT on how to be amusing.
Rose gets caught in a chinlock and then sent into the corner so
Camacho does the prance. Adam is MAD and jumps on Camacho with right
hands to the head. He nails a spinebuster and gyrates in the corner
(Renee: “That's a very erotic warmup.”) before the Slice
(complete with a CHOO CHOO!) gets the pin at 5:00.
Rating:
C+. The match wasn't much but
man alive is Rose fun to watch. He's so over the top and into his
character that it's impossible to not watch him. It's also
interesting to see that little bit of Jim Morrison in there where
every woman wants him, including Renee. He's a great example of a
guy just finding the right gimmick and running with it.
Bayley
vs. Sasha Banks
Natalya
and Charlotte are the seconds here. Bayley dances around to start as
Byron Saxton goes into some bizarre metaphor about stealing chicken
and rice. Regal: “I have no idea what you just said.” Bayley
runs Sasha down and steals her sunglasses. Phillips: “Hug Life?”
She sits on Sasha's back and crosses her arms as Banks freaks out.
Back
up and Bayley charges into a boot in the corner as Sasha takes over.
She stomps Bayley down and puts on a chinlock for about five seconds.
Sasha throws her outside but Natalya prevents any shenanigans from
Charlotte. The distraction from Natalya lets Bayley get a rollup pin
at 4:33.
Rating:
D. This was a comedy match at
first and much more about the characters than the action. It was
entertaining at times but after seeing Emma and Paige beat the fire
out of each other I need a little more than Sasha just stomping on
Bayley for two minutes and a rollup finish.
Aiden
English vs. Sheamus
This
week's song is about being in the center ring of NXT before going to
the WWE. Sheamus gets a great reaction before the match but Aiden
says he built this theater. He's going to use this company to make
his way to Broadway but Sheamus doesn't think he'll make it there.
Sheamus sings us an Irish song and the fans are WAY into it until
English jumps him. Sheamus says ring the bell and the chase is on.
Aiden catches him coming in and stomps away but Sheamus sends him
into the corner and hits the forearms to the chest.
The
Brogue Kick misses with English bailing to the floor as we take a
break. Back with both guys on the floor and Sheamus throwing English
into the barricade. Aiden tries to run but manages to send Sheamus
face first into the steps. A clothesline puts Sheamus down and they
head inside for a chinlock.
Regal
alters English's character a bit by saying Broadway means the top of
the WWE. He finally admits he has a man crush on English as Sheamus
slugs back from his knees. Sheamus pulls himself to the top rope but
Aiden slams him down into a neckbreaker (nice move) for two. Back to
the chinlock and Sheamus is in trouble. Sheamus
powers to his feet and throws English down. A few shoulder blocks
set up the Brogue Kick for the pin at 7:44.
Rating:
C. Not much to this one here
but letting an up and comer like English get in some offense on a big
star is always a good thing.
On top of that the fans got to see one of the top guys in the
company so everyone wins. Of course you can't have Sheamus get in
any serious danger here but it was far from a squash.
Sheamus brings a kid
over the barricade and has him do the Sheamus pose to end the show.
Overall
Rating: C+. This was a very
laid back and fun show and there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing
of note happened but you had Mojo, Rose, Bayley and Sheamus to fire
up the crowd. That's the great thing about NXT: they can just take a
week off like this but still have an entertaining show. Good stuff
here and it flew by.
Results
Mojo Rawley b. Bull
Dempsey – Hyperdrive
Adam Rose b. Camacho –
Slice
Bayley b. Sasha Banks –
Rollup
Sheamus b. Aiden
English – Brogue Kick
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I think the biggest problem with NXT is that it's ONLY young guys trying to find their niche. Few of the matches ever end up being legitimately good outside of the rare gimmick match and by the time most of these guys end up on the main roster they're still very green (Rusev). I think they need to consistently cycle in main roster guys for an extended period of time, and I'm not talking guys who just aren't doing anything. I mean veterans like Goldust, Christian, and the Outlaws. Even to an extent Regal -- even though he does commentary, I think he should get one final run as NXT Champ just so he can work with most of the roster. You have a bunch of people who aren't going anywhere, especially Christian, so why not use them to help develop your future talent? The NXT Champ should generally be a veteran who can work with everyone, interrupted by brief periods where one of the developmental talents unseats but then drops it back to him or to another veteran, NWA babyface-style. It also solves the problem of call-ups because you don't have someone like Big E. pulling double-duty or holding back talent like Sami Zayn because they clearly want to give him a run with it but have a log-jam at the top.
ReplyDeleteDean Malenko was never the most over guy on the roster like Daniel Bryan is. It's really that simple.
ReplyDeleteHHH can win any way he wants, but Bryan can only win if he gets the Money in the Bank briefcase from above the ring. And there are no ladders at ringside. And they don't hang up the case.
ReplyDeleteYeah, mainstream outlets would report on it as the utter joke that scenario would be. "Ha! Can you believe that washed up guy from the 30 years ago is WWE champion again? I guess wrestling's in the shitter!"
ReplyDeleteIt was during the TNA/RoH relationship ending. Punk went with RoH
ReplyDeleteEven Vince Russo is struggling to follow this scenario.
ReplyDeleteAnd is there a more fitting avatar for you than Charlie Kelly?
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you call a black astronaut?
ReplyDeleteA: An astronaut, you racist.
They could also add the new age outlaws Kevin Nash and HBK on HHH's side and kill DB dead and HHH could lose the match by dq but DB can't compete. Then he limps down to a huge pop for main event but loses because he's too injured. He gets the Wrestlemania moment and Batista still gets the belt as planned
ReplyDeleteI think Scott is trolling himself at this point.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be big news. It would be fodder for VHI C-Listers to crack jokes about it. Him returning as a TV personality is one thing, but as an active wrestler, it would be a total joke and subject to mockery.
ReplyDeleteThey lost me a little bit when they both played off a WWE deal as no biggie. Right guys.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise a pretty good read.
Westboro Baptist Church founder
ReplyDeleteEspecially Punk, who signed a developmental deal less than three months after this was filmed
ReplyDeleteI second this
ReplyDeleteI would be interested to know if Duggan ever saw a strong heel run in the cards for him in either WWF or WCW. Despite being such a fan-friendly babyface, I always thought he had a Charles Manson look about him.
ReplyDeleteI actually don't find them any more offensive than any other church
ReplyDeleteBray winning after taking down Bryan would be some epic monster building for him
ReplyDeleteAll good. BTW I think that's a very old school joke, so I'm not sure tina fey gets the credit for that one
ReplyDeleteX-Pac or we riot
ReplyDeleteNow THIS is when they need two world titles again!
ReplyDeleteThe black dude from captain Phillips was living in Minnesota, so that's at least 3
ReplyDeleteFor next week, what kind of shoot you guys want:
ReplyDelete80's stars
90's stars
Guys who recently worked for the WWE
Women
Guys with crazy stories
NWA Guys
ECW Guys
WCW Guys
Dean Malenko is one of my favorites ever, but he was never close to being over like Bryan is. I wish WCW or WWF had let Dean tap into some of his humor or develop more of a personality, because his ringwork was impeccable. I always loved him as a tag team guy and his work with the cruiser was tremendous.
ReplyDelete"Shane, are you still planning on 'taking the business back' and if so...when?"
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/Cbgl3-085Io
7/10
ReplyDeleteMore like 2.5 -- Dude needs to eat some more of his lunch before he qualifies as a full 3rd...
ReplyDeleteLooks like Payback is in St. Louis, so I wouldn't be shocked if Orton gets a high-profile match. Maybe Bryan spends a few months working through the Evolution/Authority guys. HHH or Batista at Extreme Rules? Orton at Payback?
ReplyDeleteI plan on asking him about that. I watched a video of him from a few days ago being interviewed about the movie, and he swears that there's "something in the works" that he can't talk about yet that'll shake up the wrestling world.
ReplyDeleteYeah, maybe Brock snaps and murders everyone the night after Wrestlemania? Build him back up by hospitalizing some people or putting Undertaker on the shelf til next year
ReplyDeleteAsk Duggan what were his thoughts on teaming with Hacksaw Butch Reed in Mid-South. He didn't elaborate much in his book on the subject.
ReplyDeleteAsk Shane if he thinks the Dynamic Dudes gimmick could of worked if he and Ace weren't so green at the time.
Heel champ HHH also has a *** ceiling... no thanks.
ReplyDeleteJim Neidhart founded the Westboro Baptist Church?
ReplyDeleteI'd be down with that, actually. A big, crazy, weapons-filled brawl would help mask some of the competitors' shortcomings.
ReplyDeleteAnd then, HOPEFULLY, that'd be the last we see of the feud. Let Trips just congratulate Bryan, shake his hand, and never bother with this again.
The joke itself isn't funny to me but the delivery of some of the comedians I've seen tell it entertains me -- Gilbert Gottfried has no good material of his own (in my opinion) but he kicked ass with this -- Southpark's version is funny to me not because of Cartman's telling of it but because of Kyle's reaction(s) to it...
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, I don't think it really has to be explained: Brock makes a handful of appearances per year.
ReplyDeleteI'd call that more "smart" than "lazy", but I can see both sides of the argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hUSt2Dqmgc
ReplyDeleteI was a Dean fan, but watching his matches has never been quite the same to me since Bret Hart called his style "too cirque' du soleil". I think there was an element of charisma missing in his work which is why Benoit reached a greater level than he did despite their similarities in terms of technical proficiency and promo capabilities. The WWE tried to use his famous low-key sense of humor, but that actually cemented his midcard status because his comedic persona never felt natural enough for a true character to evolve from it. The same thing happened to Lance Storm. It's too bad Dean never got a serious run as a tag wrestler in the WWE because I think that would have been his best shot at getting over.
ReplyDeleteApparently It is when it suits you, and isn't when it doesn't.
ReplyDeleteFuck Bret. That dude is critical of everyone but himself. I agree that Dean was a career mid-carder though. Nothing wrong with that either. I think a tag team with Saturn would have worked nicely, especially in that 2000 tag team division WWF had
ReplyDeleteDean was awesome. I really thought he was head and shoulders above Benoit. The way he went after a body part was like a rabid dog. But the dude was 5'6"? I didn't think Benoit should have been champ either...buyrates and ratings dropped. It smacked of fan service and I hate dan service.
ReplyDeleteAsk Shane to compare and contrast managing a Target to being a wrestler.
ReplyDeleteFan service is what wrestling is built on. You give them what they want or you go out of business.
ReplyDeleteOver comes and goes. Sometimes really quickly. Ever seen Hogan v Rock at WM18? Hogan was over. He was even mostly over when he win the belt. And once that happened....well it was all over.
ReplyDeleteA geriatric man is not the face of a company, regardless of overness. A 5'10" 190 lbs guy that looks like that proto hipster you knew in college is not the face of a company. Regardless of how over he is today.
No, dangling the hook is what brought them back.
ReplyDeleteYes. You can bait-and-switch or build anticipation, but eventually you have to give the fans what they want
ReplyDeleteYou take wrestling way to literally. You're doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't been the most over guy on the roster for the last few weeks... he's been the most over guy since FUCKING JULY. This is not a flash-in-the-pan guy and you're "he's not the face of the company" bullshit is trolling so I don't even know why I'm bothering with you.
ReplyDeleteExactly. My only wish would have been that he had more matches. Stay in the midcard but let me see him once a week, OK?
ReplyDeleteLets have a woman. I don't think you've done one yet.
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in the southwest I had a friend who was a wrestler and he was doing a lucha bear gimmick. I kept trying to sell him on THE BEAR CLAW but he wasn't buying it. He's still wasting away in obscurity because of it, I'm pretty sure.
ReplyDeleteThing we did for Daniel Bryan with all the chanting and whatnot, could we do the same thing for Mojo Rawley, but except the opposite?
ReplyDeletePunk is truly a feminist because he understands what's inside women, because he's been in so many of them.
ReplyDeleteI have some good woman shoots.
ReplyDeleteSTEPHANIE SEX MATCH (to quote CAPSLOCKMAN)
ReplyDelete"Are you saying that 9/11 didn't CHANGE EVERYTHING? Because 9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING, Brian!"
ReplyDelete"Peter, you didn't know what 9/11 was until 2004."
Three nuns die and go to heaven, but they must answer one question each to get in.
ReplyDeleteThe first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.
The
third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun is unsure, says, "Hmmm, that's a hard one." Lights flash and
the pearly gates open.
No, there is justifiable argument for calling Lesnar a lazy shit or lazy fuck
ReplyDeleteYou are contradicting yourself, sir. You said you are certain, and that you don't know.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
ReplyDeleteBlack boots and black trunks? How generic! That Stone Cold will never be a star!
ReplyDeleteAsk Douglas how it feels that JOHNNY ACE is a bigger name than he is now.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not -- I'm certain that I know what I believe, but just because I believe something it doesn't mean that I'm necessarily correct -- That'd be a bit arrogant on my part, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteIt'd make the news, but not in a positive way, it'd be:
ReplyDelete"Can you believe Hulk Hogan is WWE champion?"
"Did he get lost on the way to picking up his bus pass? Ha Ha!"
Does he cue up 'Real American' on his iPod when he finishes?
ReplyDeleteI know that one as two people in a retirement home.
ReplyDeleteMan has a birthday and tells an old lady, "Bet you can't guess how old I am!"
She unzips his pants, feels around a bit and says, "You're 83."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How'd you know?"
She says, "You told me yesterday."
Does Vince put HHH and Stephanie in a garbage truck?
ReplyDeleteThat was the first dirty joke I can remember hearing. I was 5 or so... didn't get it.
ReplyDeleteNever said ranging about black boots or trunks. But Steve Austin was 6'3" and 230 lbs of ass kicking. I love Malenko... but who do you put the strap on?
ReplyDeleteYeah man, Punk's reign was ridiculous. Over a year long reign and who got put over? CM Punk. Waste of a year+ and I stopped watching for a while.
Classic. There's a great documentary of that joke.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite show of last year... Norm Macdonald Live.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLwFTEPpNYEskCBDjiKsMmUmI5kcB_MYz
Longform live comedy with a Norm, his friend Adam who manages The World Famous Comedy Store and is the furthest thing from a comedian, and a guest.
Each hour long episode is absolutely amazing and full of laugh out loud moments.
Yeah. Listen, let me know exactly which opinions I'm allowed to have before I'm considered trolling. Would help me a bunch.
ReplyDeleteMaybe but not too sure what you mean
ReplyDeleteBad scenario: Bryan wins clean, HHH fires him immediately after the match.
ReplyDeleteWorse scenario: The CM Punk situation is actually a work and he'll return and become the new corporate champion.
Since the Network subscription only costs $10, let's put the screws to the fans 5 times as hard than if they paid $50 for the PPV
When Jamie Noble is as over as Daniel Bryan, he can be world champ.
ReplyDeleteThe funny ones are.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the hate for the Punk title reign. He was put over pretty strong (despite not main eventing most of the shows, but whatever) and his heel character was fantastic. He made himself and was made into a star.
ReplyDeleteAnd who else? You spend a year and a half to put over a guy who was already nuclear over? Makes me wonder what his political stroke was.
ReplyDeleteWhile camping last year, I stopped in the middle of a hike to take a piss off a bridge. My girlfriend sensing no-one else was around decided to to the same. She exclaimed, "I've always wanted to do this." She drops her shorts, sticks her ass out over the edge, and giddily says, "Ha, I'll pee down right into this canoe!"
ReplyDeleteI said, "That's not a canoe, that's your reflection."
Punk doesn't play video games?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
It will carry on for a while longer since his cunt daughter took over years ago (the church is basically just the family). She's just as bad as her father, maybe worse. Having said that and seen interview from her being a crazy bitch, I still feel sorry for her. I've read interviews of a couple of his sons who left the church. Apparently Fred was a REAL fuck to his children. Stories of him beating them really bad and a bunch of psychological abuse. The world is better off without him.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, that's a bit much. I know there are churches that still preach intolerance and hate. But a good many of them are coming around (slowly) to a more tolerant way of thinking. A good many Christian churches who take Jesus messages to heart. Hell, you have the Pope actually being a really cool guy. Also most churches even if they have an intolerant view don't sink to the disgusting levels these people do.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I've seen it a couple of times, really great stuff. Penn did a really good job with that documentary.
ReplyDeleteA women was in a coma. While giving her a sponge bath one of the nurses noticed a response when they touched her private area. They tried it again and there was movement. So they go out and tell the husband a little oral sex might help. Skeptical the husband decided to give it a try and goes into her room. A little later the women flatlines, no heartbeat. The nurse asks "What happened?" the husband replies "I don't know, I think she choked".
ReplyDeleteSadly, as their go-to workrate guy for the last two years, he's already fought everyone in the Shield, Ziggler, Cesaro, Punk, and basically every other good worker they've got. It'd be a great way to bring Morrison back (they've fought before, too, but like four or five years ago), though I don't know which guy you put over in that situation as it kinda screws the other one. Tyson Kidd would be great for match quality (and you could play up a Shawn's protege vs. Bret's protege angle if you wanted to), but again, they fought a few years ago and there's no real chance of Kidd making it on Raw most weeks, let alone challenging for the title..
ReplyDeleteBrock is the answer, if they've got enough dates left in him. Taker'd be great, too, if he felt like working an extra match this year.
A women goes to the store and loads up the conveyer belt, on it are carrots, bananas, coffee and a granola bar. The cashier looks up and says "I bet your single". The women replies "yes how did you know that"? The cashier says "Because you're FUCKING ugly"!
ReplyDeleteA young boy walked in on his parents having sex. The boy runs out of the room. The father gives a little chuckle and the mother says "you should really talk to him about it". After a little prodding the father says fine and goes to talk to his son. Going down the hallway he here's some thumping coming from a room. Thump-thump-thump. He opens the door to see his son balls deep in his grandmother. The father yells out "what are you doing" the son replies "It ain't so funny when it's your mother is it?"
ReplyDeleteSo HHH passes out in a pool of his own blood in the Yes Lock, shades of Austin, but then suddenly Hulks up, pedigrees Bryan, and pins him cleanly 20 seconds later. I'm feeling it.
ReplyDeleteI love the crazy stories shoots.
ReplyDelete"Everyone has a purpose in this life, even if it's to serve as a horrible example."
ReplyDelete- Gorilla Monsoon
Technically, that might be a paraphrase instead of direct quote. And, I'm sure I'm going to catch a fair amount of flak for this. I would never protest a funeral, or hold up signs like those folks did, but I really do believe they had/have the right to do so, within the confines of the law. Freedom of speech is never so important as when you disagree with what someone has to say. Besides, I'd rather someone come clean with their beliefs than keep them hidden. Then I have a better idea on how to deal with them.
More worser or most worstest?
ReplyDeleteBayless smash. Puny human.
ReplyDeleteIf I could be serious for a moment... I love the weekly shoot reviews. Keep up the good work!
I loved Malenko, but he was never close to being as over as Bryan is. To put it simply, regardless of size our facial hair, he's the most over guy on the roster, which is why him being champ isn't as ridiculous as you make it out to be.
ReplyDeleteI'd certainly enjoy Jericho and Bryan, where they can call back to Bryan having his first WWE TV match against Jericho and having that good showing on NXT where, afterwards, Jericho gave his blessing to the higher ups and told them that Bryan was legit.
ReplyDeleteJericho comes in, attacks Bryan, and says that he's returned to end him..just because he's evil like that. He made him, and now wants to end him and take his title. That would be a fun, three month arc. The only problem is that fan don't really want to jeer Chris, as he has that legendary status.
Me thank U
ReplyDeleteI'd say he's been the most over since jobbing to Sheamus at WM. His name was chanted, on and off, for the rest of the show, and his continuing rise has been organic since then.
ReplyDeleteYes over comes and goes. When it comes to the degree Bryan has it, you roll with it and give him the title. When he stood being over, you transition to someone else. But at the moment, he's pretty clear fans want to see him, not Orton, not Cena, and not Bautista on top.
ReplyDeleteTee hee... "I don't think you've done one yet."
ReplyDelete'the aristocrats" joke is never funny, no matter how it's told
ReplyDeleteno version of the joke is funny
ReplyDeleteIt's all about what kind of weird shit you can come up with in the middle. If you're hearing the punchline for the first time, it's not very funny. However once you learn the sort of "history" of the joke, it almost becomes an art form.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Brie Bella becomes his and Steph's unicorn, because she's so taken by his manliness.
ReplyDeleteYou worse scenario is actually awesome, and would set us up for months of a red-hot feud with A+ matches.
ReplyDeleteAnd the case is in Istanbul. And Bryan's on the No Fly list. And all the boats in the world sink. And Triple H bought all the scuba tanks in America in advance. And Istanbul is encased in adamantium.
ReplyDeleteExcept when he gets to fight HBK or that dead guy. Then ***** is in play.
ReplyDeleteThe recap does not do the drunk story justice. You need to hear Punk tell it himself. Good review.
ReplyDeleteKind of the similar vein of the aristocrats...
ReplyDeleteA moth goes into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist says, "What's the problem?"
And the moth says "What's the problem? Where do I begin, man?" He goes, "I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and uh, all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I don't even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don't know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there."
And the podiatrist says, "Oh yeah?"
And the moth goes, "Yes." And he goes, "Uh, at night I...I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that's on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don't know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the...in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro... I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I... that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only the cowardice was stronger then perhaps...perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all."
He says, "Doc, and sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I'm a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I'm not feeling good."
And so the doctor says, "Moth, man, you're troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?"
And then the moth said, "'The light was on."
Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is why I highly recommend the shoot. They tell great stories
JCP tried tried that with Lex Luger. How's that work out? Remember when Hulk Hogan returned to the WWF in the 80s and they kept dangling the hook by having him almost win the title? Oh wait, they didn't do that because back then Vince was smart enough to know the most over face on the roster should get the title.
ReplyDeleteWell you can't really say a joke is "never" funny since comedy like all other forms of art and expression is subjective.
ReplyDeleteI actually heard that in a movie a couple years ago, but I can't remember which one. When I googled it, it said it came from Tina Fey's book, so I decided to give her credit for it.
ReplyDeleteOh I agree 110% will all this. They have every right to picket the funerals. I don't want to take away that right. But I still think they are vile disgusting people for doing it.
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteUnrelated thought; you might like this:
http://www.historyplace.com/speeches/vest.htm
Ask Shane what he thinks about Ric Flair now? Does he still hate him?
ReplyDeleteYES! YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, authority figures aren't necessarily bad things. Jack Tunney and Slaughter were both great.
To quote Paul Heyman, "even the winner is a loser in that one!"
ReplyDeleteIt lost decency very very quickly.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was stoked for him getting to WWF, but he really only worked a year and a half of steady ring work. It's awesome that he got the agent gig though, I bet he's tremendous at that. He seemed like he would make a great trainer too
ReplyDeleteFunny how that happened with Luger in both companies too. I have wondered if things would have gone better if they had just committed to Luger beating Yoko for the title instead of the half-ass booking.
ReplyDeletethat worst case scenario could be such an awesome angle. HHH turning to Punk in sheer desperation of not wanting Bryan to have his WM moment, Punk accepting out of bitterness with the fans embracing YES and forgetting him... cue some fucking amazing promos and MOTYCs.
ReplyDeleteToo bad!
ReplyDeleteIn the 80's a bald, cursing, beer drinking, anti-authority loner wouldn't have worried as the face of the company. It worked out ok a decade later. Tastes change.
ReplyDeleteHow do you make a dead baby float?
ReplyDeleteTwo scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby.
"You're doing it wrong"
ReplyDeleteYou sound like my girlfriend
Eh. Wrestlers are masters of knowing their audience and working them. They were filming a shoot interview for ROH, they aren't gonna say, "I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO WWE!!!! THAT"S THE BIG LEAGUES!!!"
ReplyDeleteI should vote to make you sit through the Sandman and Raven shoots. UGH.
ReplyDeleteAlso if TNA had saved the money they spent on guys like Hogan and invested in that ROH class they could have made more competitive offers to guys like Punk and Danielson.
ReplyDeleteHoked on fonics workd 4 me
ReplyDeleteSeeing how everyone watching this knew they were full of shit, they didnt work anyone
ReplyDeletePunk left TNA in 2004, far before Hogan came on board.
ReplyDeleteThey went after Danielson a few times but he (Smartly) refused to sign with them
I don't think it was his call to put the Rock over. In fact, he was quite critical of his return.
ReplyDeleteEh...Stan Hansen coulda worked. Look I don't dislike Bryan. I just think this "we gotta put the strap on him" is ridiculous. Hey maybe at some point in his career he will be ready and can reasonably pass as face of the company. But this is not that point in his career. Grunge ended 20 years ago, so did heroin chic.
ReplyDelete" I just think this "we gotta put the strap on him" is ridiculous"
ReplyDeleteYes, because the current situation - where the crowds shit all over and hijack any title match/main event that doesn't feature Bryan - is FANTASTIC.
I've told this joke three times since I read it in the past 24 hours. Brilliant, brilliant joke!!
ReplyDeleteUpvote for Groucho Marx.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'll bite. Let's play this out and see where it goes. Let's see what happens with a Bryan reign.
ReplyDeleteThis took me a second to get. Pretty good
ReplyDeleteLulz
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