Warning: If you’re a classy person above watching a trainwreck, stop here.
Since someone asked, here’s the series of e-mails I received from Caliber over the course of the past couple of weeks. I pointedly ignored him and never answered any of them.
January 19: He e-mails me out of nowhere.
Bottom line, I always liked writing for the BoD, and I'm ready to come back. I make you money, I dig the exposure. I'm Hulk Hogan, you're Vince.
However, and you're probably going to think I'm out of mind and full of gull, but before I come back, I'd like an apology. The reason I left last time was because you treated me like a petulant child, and spit in my face despite my hardwork for the website. I realize now you don't care about anything outside of your family, and that all of this is just the internet, and just business, which is how I need to see things.
But I'd like an apology.
Then we're back to business, and since each time I take longer and longer before I leave, we're probably looking at 2 years before something gets my britches in a bunch.
If you think that's a ridiculous request, then let's just forget the email.
So I decided to forget it.
February 28, he e-mails back again:
Alright, you called my bluff, and it's crystal clear I won't be getting my apology.
However, I'm gonna swallow my pride and come back if you'll have me.
As I said, there's money on the table that you're not taking advantage of. You seem to sort of do the bare minimum for the BoD, when you could do a lot more and honestly not have to have a day job.
If I come back, I can tell you about a lot of the ideas I have for the site, as well as finally get the BoD Podcast off the ground. As a guy who's written/recorded over 50 songs and has a degree in audio engineering, I know a thing or two about creating a podcast. It would be an immediate success due to the BoD's popularity, and I think I'd be able to make it rather entertaining.
As for what I want to do when I return, I don't want the QOTD back, I'm happy with what Meek's doin, instead I want to start the fitness article I was primed to do right before I left. It's something everybody said they'd like to see, and I know it'd be a hit. Along with a few wrestling reviews thrown in there for good measure.
You don't even have to bother responding, if I'm back I'll see "new post" as an option when I go to the site when you reinstate my posting abilities, and I'll know it's go time. When I see that, I'll fill you in with the ideas I have for the site, as what can be done with the podcast.
March 6, getting more desperate now:
Hey Scott,
I was wrong. I truly don't think you were being malicious at all, and instead of just asking you about it, I took my ball and went home like a petulant child. I try and act like I'm a professional, but doing things like simply quitting without saying anything isn't what professionals do. It isn't how things are done in the real world, and I honestly regret doing it.
I truly want to come back to the BoD and write again. I miss the experience, and honestly have a handful of great ideas.
I'm not apologizing to you because I think it's what you want to hear, I'm genuinely sorry for my actions. I have a bit of an ego, and I honestly need to check it at the door. I promise if you allow me to come back that it won't ever happen again, and you'll receive absolutely no waves from me whatsoever.
March 9:
Honestly, this is insanely humbling.
I'm not the type to apologize often, because I rarely think I'm wrong. But I was wrong with how I've handled getting pissed off when writing for the BoD, and I'm very sincere when I say I'm sorry. If I wasn't, then I wouldn't have even bothered, seeing as how you could simply post these emails and show everyone how Mr. I Want My Apology came crawling back.
Really, I took a look at myself and simply realized a few things. I can be a bit of an asshole, because I tend to follow others career paths & styles instead of sticking to what I think I should do. I also realized when it comes to writing, I'm not nearly as good as I think I am. I
also realized I need to be a hell of a lot more mature when it comes to a lot of things in life.
I truly want to come back to the BoD as a writer, and I swear to you, you have my word that you won't regret it. This isn't some ploy where I tell you what you want to hear. I truly have over-hauled myself and am trying my damndest to do things differently.
All I'm asking for is one more chance. Just a bit of forgiveness on your part to prove I've changed, and will conduct myself in a professional & mature manner. If you do allow me to return, and anyone asks me why I came back, I won't hesitate to tell them you allowed me to, and that I was being a pompous jerk before.
Please, Scott. I truly am sorry, and will bust my ass for the website as I have in the past, without any of the childish behavior. As you know I'm big on the "being a man" deal, and truly believe that the biggest thing a man can do is keep his word, and as I stated before, you have my word that you'll see hide nor hair of my previous actions.
Finally, earlier today:
Hey Scott,
Since we won't be working together any further, would you please remove the banner I created from the BoD website? I was cool with it being up while I was gone, as I knew I'd come back, but since it isn't happening, I'd like you to remove it. There are a ton of people at the BoD who'd probably jump at the chance to design a new banner, or you could just use one of those free graphic generators online. Either way, please take mine down.
I appreciate it.
So there you have it.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s320/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif
ReplyDeletereminds me of that scene in swingers...
ReplyDeleteSo what the hell happened to get him kicked off the site in the first place?
ReplyDeleteWell, this explains the site redesign!
ReplyDeleteI've been writing for Scott for going on four years now. I think Caliber has sent him more emails this year than I have in that entire time.
ReplyDelete"I'm Hulk Hogan, you're Vince."
ReplyDeleteThat's really all I needed to see.
Holy shit.
ReplyDeleteTremendous.
if this isnt thread of the year?
Is this the Big Bang Theory joke script?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the saddest things I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteOh man this is gold Jerry, GOLD! He claims to MAKE YOU MONEY! He claims he is HULK HOGAN! He wanted an apology from YOU! LOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat money on the table is about to start rolling into Scott's pockets.
ReplyDeleteI think Im probably gonna upvote 300 posts...
ReplyDeleteBooooooooooooooring
ReplyDeleteI, for one, cannot wait for the epic swerve where Scott and Caliber reveal they were in cahoots the whole time.
ReplyDeleteCalibre REALLY comes off as being the victim in abusive relationship here, moving rapidly from, "Say you're sorry!" to "I'm sorry, please take me back, I just can't quit you."
ReplyDeleteYikes...sometimes it's just best to walk away and forget about it.
Scott, you should've replied to the third e-mail with: "Who's this?"
ReplyDeleteInternet, never let me down!
ReplyDeleteA fitness article!!!
ReplyDeleteIT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
ReplyDeleteBut He's fat...
ReplyDeleteLaugh now but it won't be funny when we all get accused of cyber bulling when he offs himself in his bathtub surrounded by scented candles and Keith on a PTBN podcast playing in the background.
ReplyDeleteIf Caliber wasn't making a cent to do this, why was he so desperate to get back to writing here?
ReplyDeleteBE A STAR CULT!
ReplyDeleteYou win!
ReplyDeletenetworking and exposure
ReplyDelete"WE LOVES SCOTT, WE HATES SCOTT, WE LOVES SCOTT, WE HATES SCOTT..."
ReplyDelete"you have my word that you'll see hide nor hair of my previous actions."
ReplyDeleteSo you will see his hide/skin but he will be hairless?
An undiagnosed personality disorder?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4oSCJIQk
ReplyDeleteAs hairless as Rachel's cat
ReplyDelete"As a guy who's written/recorded over 50 songs and has a degree in audio engineering"
ReplyDeleteIncluding such hits as this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaD9MJx7ToQ
Come on, you know he will be listening to one of his 50 recorded songs.
ReplyDeleteNothing, he left on his own. Twice. I just chose not to let him back after the second time.
ReplyDeleteYou are opening so many doors to ridicule.
ReplyDeleteNot even going to make fun of the dude. This whole thing feels a bit weird though.
ReplyDeleteEveryone in this thread: http://i.imgur.com/5jd4W.gif
ReplyDeleteI was expecting Sean Shannon levels.
ReplyDeleteUncle Leo?
ReplyDeleteoh tag
ReplyDeleteHe didn't feel Scott was respecting him (LOL) and didn't like that Scott wouldn't suspend Dougie since Dougie trolled his blog
ReplyDeleteThis is actually sad and pathetic for the internet. I never minded the dude but wow!
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing, no one made fun of him.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure she still writes for this blog weekly, no?
ReplyDeleteAlmost as embarrassing as watching Ric Flair wrestle in a t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Truth be told, I never minded him either. Never had any beef with him. Hell, I still don't. But this...this is just...wow...
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. Not going to laugh at anything else...promise.
ReplyDeleteI hope he was at least hammered when he wrote these.
ReplyDeleteWell we all kind of did
ReplyDeleteMan, I hate that that phrase never caught on.
ReplyDeleteHELLO! JERRY HELLO!
ReplyDeleteYeah that totally slipped by but it almost deserved its own thread
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember when Young Buck left G-Unit? Then he called 50 Cent crying to come back and 50 recorded the phone calls? This feels like that.
ReplyDeleteI'll reveal a BIG SWERVE at 10 PM EST in this thread. One that Scott isn't even in on!
ReplyDeletechallenged accepted.
ReplyDeleteIt's 14 years later and we all still use it. I'd say it's the Kane of witty comebacks..
ReplyDeleteFor real?
ReplyDeleteIs it on youtube?
When the hell did Vince Russo start booking the blog?
ReplyDelete"I'm Hulk Hogan, you're Vince."
ReplyDeleteWell, it HAS all come crashing down and it probably DOES hurt inside...
Ziiiiing!
ReplyDeleteThis was a few years ago but I reckon it's still there
ReplyDeleteThis has an actual build and story arc though..
ReplyDeleteYou'll know when each thread closes after 10 posts so we can quickly move on to the next topic.
ReplyDeleteWell, he's gotta be a man. He can't let it slide.
ReplyDeleteJust found it.
ReplyDeleteThis thread: the thing that finally got me off of the WWE Network.
ReplyDelete"I was confrused fif"
ReplyDeleteI emailed Scott a few times but yeah, not like this
ReplyDeleteCall me.................... LOW MAINTENANCE BRIAN BAYLESS
This thread will cause NPP and the BoD to come together like WCW and ECW.
ReplyDeletei was thinking more like El-P and Sole.. "I love the Blog of Doom.. I don't want to be against you guys.. I wanna be down"
ReplyDeleteLOW PAGE VIEWS BAYLESS
ReplyDeleteftfy
Oh TAG!
ReplyDeleteIt's not a cat!
ReplyDeleteI laughed at this too. I'm so ashamed.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, Daily Update always got more hits than QOTD
ReplyDeleteGuess who can put THAT on his resume now
Can you believe he is friends with his college professor? They're like EQUALS?
ReplyDeleteThat's too late.
ReplyDeleteI...actually found no enjoyment in reading this. Never minded Caliber much. And at first I was kind of excited to read the series of emails because I figured they'd be on the lighter side or just angry. But this wasn't either of those. We witnessed a man be systematically broken down by silence until he was the complete opposite of what he began as. We just witnessed the self-destruction of Caliber Winfield--possibly legitimately.
ReplyDeleteThat's it.
ReplyDeleteI'm done. I can't ever come here again. Because nothing will EVER top that.
Personally, I never had any kind of major beefs with the guy. In fact, I was friends with him on Facebook for a short while. Until, that is, he posted something not only incredibly immature and sophomoric, but just plain...wrong. At least in my eyes. I can't recall what it was now, but it was enough to convince me to unfriend him.
ReplyDeleteBut seeing this and other stuff, it's clear the guy lives in his own head. He seems to think he's hot shit moreso than he actually is both in reality and in the eyes of people who read him. He comes across as one of those guys that tries way too hard. Like, trying too hard to be some kind of overblown character and not just himself.
Come to think of it, describing him like that reminds me a lot of Jesse Baker.
But yeah, I think the guy has a lot of soul searching and/or growing up to do.
For all of the ridiculous things I've written on this blog, or to Scott...
ReplyDeleteThis was quite therapeutic. At least I can say that I didn't go "Full Caliber".
"If I wasn't, then I wouldn't have even bothered, seeing as how you could simply post these emails and show everyone how Mr. I Want My Apology came crawling back."
ReplyDelete=)
OMG... The self destruction of Caliber winfield...
ReplyDeleteIm am literally crying.... from laughter
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26590015/images/1376360364484.jpg
ReplyDeleteI did a bit of a study on narcissism. This sounds kind of textbook for what happens when a narcissist is broken down.
ReplyDeleteWho can we get to commentate on the DVD release?
ReplyDeleteSo this string of emails is really only second to Charlie's meltdown/departure IMO. I just can't believe how bad that is. I had douche chill goosebumps reading this.
ReplyDeleteBut you had a meltdown nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteI always read the Daily Update. It's a good one stop news source.
ReplyDelete....I don't think if I ever read a Caliber article.
So am I, man. So am I.
ReplyDeleteI said it the other thread, you're the reason no one has any excuse not to come back and be able to be fit in with everyone. And you were at least as worse as he was.
ReplyDeleteBraden Walker.
ReplyDeleteDuh
Like Lex Luger?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, who does he think he is?
ReplyDeleteRape. Lol.
ReplyDeleteThis made my day. This is an old school IWC smack down. Bravo Scott, bravo.
ReplyDeleteexactly
ReplyDeleteIf Caliber comes back wearing red, white, and blue I quit.
ReplyDeleteI haven't even read all of these yet, and I already know that we have a BOD classic here.
ReplyDeleteI like Caliber but this is what I think happened
ReplyDeleteHe came back to the BoD after the cracked thing and became popular. He wrote more and felt accepted then became heavily involved in the community.
As this happen, his ego grew, then the deal with Dougie posing as Baker happened and he became upset and thought he should have say over the blog. When Scott denied his wish, he went to Place to be Nation and thought he could make it big there.
When that did not happen, he tried to slowly integrate himself here and it didnt work, and when he knew that wasnt happening, well, we got this
Aw shit, does this mean in 10 years we're going to have him come back for the BOD Hall of Fame?
ReplyDeleteAs in USA Lex
ReplyDeleteOr Mr America, cuz he is Hogan...
Did he get bounced from Ptb as well?
ReplyDeleteAs in Frankie Williams?
ReplyDeleteNow I think we really do need a dvd to cover all of this.
ReplyDeleteHulk Hogan, apparently.
ReplyDeleteThe Cracked thing got him over but not in a good way. It was just that a lot more people knew him. Kinda like me with Hulk sextape thread...except that people actually liked me.
ReplyDelete...no comment...
ReplyDelete(yeah pretty much)
What was the Cracked thing? I think I missed that.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'd like to know what happened with him and ptb
ReplyDeleteI replaced Calibre's name in my head with CM Punk, and Scott's with Vince... and well it thoroughly entertained me.
ReplyDeleteHe's a DRAW. He and Scott DID BUSINESS TOGETHER.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not even close to this.
ReplyDeleteMight as well tell it
ReplyDeleteScott couldn't WAIT to fire him.
ReplyDeleteLong story short: He wrote a column that was very similar to a comment at Cracked.
ReplyDeleteC'mon we're spilling all our dirt tonight.
ReplyDeleteYou predicted all this years ago too
ReplyDeleteDespite my previously stated feelings about this unfortunate turn of events "money on the table" will be entering my cycle of regularly used phrases. I'll only use it when dealing with small amounts of money though.
ReplyDeleteI don't even remember your meltdown, so maybe don't feel so bad?
ReplyDeleteYou missed some of the greatest comments
ReplyDeleteBig Reveal: I wrote a tryout for the blog in August. Scott approved of me and let me write for the site. I got all registered up for the blog, but never wrote anything further because school got really busy and hectic, but I never e-mailed Scott to tell him I couldn't write for the site. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteObviously they wouldn't give him an apology.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cunt
ReplyDeleteSpeak on it!
ReplyDeleteIt was Caliber's opus, really.
ReplyDelete*nods*
ReplyDeleteYou might have read the inspiration for some if you go to Cracked.
ReplyDeleteI read that in Stringer Bell's voice.
ReplyDeleteI think it was more Cracked's opus
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work. Listening to the Vengeance review now
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, he wanted to do more, it didnt happen and something similar to above happened?
ReplyDeleteWell then, you should email Scott and demand an apology!
ReplyDeleteThat thread needs to be re-posted in its entirety.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, there were letters involved in both.
ReplyDeleteYou know, when you started here I wasn't sure about you, but good work today man, good work. I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteNext time I pay for a pack of organic american spirits with a 10 dollar bill I'm going to pull a Scott and leave the change on the counter
ReplyDeleteI'll tell him that he should apologize for my school getting busy and me never e-mailing him! SHAME ON HIM!
ReplyDeleteHaha, it wasn't even a meltdown! I got in a super heated argument with "jobber123" over a stupid open letter I wrote to Abraham Washington over his choice of words during the 1002th Episode of Raw.
ReplyDeleteHe is correct. For the record, my show reviews get the biggest numbers, but the Daily Updates do great for the blog as well.
ReplyDeleteFuuuuuck. Gimmie a minute...
ReplyDeleteDammit man, you're the Randy Savage of his blog to his Miss Elizabeth! You deserve respect!
ReplyDeleteYou're in Cleveland! The high school and college here are canceled twice a week.
ReplyDeleteLegit LOL I just spit out my rice.
ReplyDeleteNegrodaumus Fuj gimmick
ReplyDeleteWhat. The. FUCK.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't give this guy your address or anything, did you Scott? Because these letters have "stalker" written all over them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmxd48mQEr8
ReplyDeleteLove DU. One stop shopping.
ReplyDeleteHa, it is not nearly as glamorous as the shit show above.
ReplyDeleteCaliber was never an issue with us as far as this kind of stuff... we asked him to come help out because we felt bad when he left here and at the time we were early in and needed content and some help editing and what not.
As we got bigger, his stuff didn't really fit and got no reads, so we just sort of "amicably" split.
And I should apologize to Scott because he came back here as a result (it was a few days after).
I think he is a good dude and has been fine on FB and what not, just clearly a bit delusional ...well, more than a bit.
Boom: http://www.rspwfaq.net/2012/05/4-movie-plots-that-came-true.html
ReplyDeleteDU is great. Means I don't have to go to the other shitty "news" sites.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is the only reason anybody knows who Caliber is: http://www.rspwfaq.net/2012/05/4-movie-plots-that-came-true.html
ReplyDeleteActually, the opposite. He was just recycling stuff from his blog and it just was... well, Caliber.
ReplyDeleteNah, totally different styles. Sean stands out in a crowd.
ReplyDeleteI'd ask how you do this but I don't want to ruin the mystique. It's like magic.
ReplyDeleteAdd #5. Swimfan.
ReplyDeleteHe reposted a column here that was pretty much an article from Cracked.com in it's entirity. it was something like "Six Movies That Happened in Real Life" or something... 4/6 of the stories were directly from the Cracked article. It ruined his credibility with me -- at least -- and he doesn't post for a while but comes back. He tried to claim he was trying to get a deal to write with Cracked... but of course if you've ever visited Cracked, you can see how EASY it is to actually write for them.
ReplyDeleteSo, yeah.
Haha, damn it. Checkmate.
ReplyDeleteShit, I meant the Hulk Sextape thread in all its glory. But I haven't seen this thread yet, so I'm sure I'll be entertained.
ReplyDeleteNo apologies given!!
ReplyDeleteI've gotta start asking people to apologise right as I'm asking them for a favour.
ReplyDelete"Look, could I borrow twenty dollars? Oh, and while you're going through your wallet, I'd just like you to apologise for treating me like some kind of Charity Case! I AM MY OWN MAN! Now give me my twenty dollars and I'll be on my way."
Sorry, that thread was lost. You can still click on the og blog post but all the comments are gone.
ReplyDeleteScott, if you need a business partner.......................... oh wait, you dont because it makes no fucking sense. Nevermind
ReplyDeleteI love this day.
ReplyDeleteWow, even Chan was getting upvotes in that threat...bizarro world.
ReplyDeleteWell, I invented this thing called google.
ReplyDeleteChan was underrated back in the day.
ReplyDeleteSo when does Caliber testify against Scott in his steroids trial?
ReplyDeleteFucksake, Cult. I wanted to get shit done today. I've spent the last hour on this site because of all this nonsense and now you link THIS!
ReplyDeleteYou did that? I hope you trademarked it...otherwise you are leaving money on the table mon frere.
ReplyDeleteEVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
ReplyDeleteIt's cool, we have a business relationship. Starting to get worried though because they stopped responding to me emails after I asked for an apology.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Joey watching the Ross and Rachel tape about who came onto whom first: "I'm so happy."
ReplyDeleteSeriously, as soon as I saw that I knew we were in store for some textbook self-delusion.
ReplyDeleteGood evening. Tonight this blog was to be filled to capacity with enthusiastic BOD'ers. The storyline tonight was to involve the alleged demise of my character, The Netcop. However, in re-al-i-ty, Caliber Winfield......
ReplyDeleteThis should be Chan's BoD HoF submission. He was on fire.
ReplyDeleteThe Patience solo sounded like sitar music at the Indian joint I frequent.
ReplyDeleteI just feel sad for the guy now. Going from insisting on an apology to apologizing HIMSELF in the span of 2 emails is a breakdown.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMy old WWF reviews do the worse but my TNA Weekly PPV shows did way worse than anything.
ReplyDeleteTo put it in perspective, my shoot recaps are the most popular thing I do and Scott's RAW reviews more than doubled that and his NXT reviews get more hits too.
Brother Mouzone was on SVU tonight
ReplyDeleteAnd in due time Caliber will read this how Rachel and Ross saw the sex tape.
ReplyDeleteChan was awesome!
ReplyDeleteMuch more troubling, when does Caliber put out a sex tape?
ReplyDeleteThe most honest thing Caliber ever wrote was when he went by the screen name "Caliber Winfeld's Biggest Fan." Because that was most definitely the case.
ReplyDeleteNO SURENDER!!!
ReplyDeleteNO RETREAT!
NO FEAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WVzzkEGoYU
LOLOLOL.
ReplyDeleteAnd True Detective.
ReplyDeleteDo you guys think caliber is reading this thread?
ReplyDeleteSo next week will Caliber send Scott an e-mail while driving a car off a bridge with his pregnant girlfriend in the trunk?
ReplyDeleteI think we all know the answer to that
ReplyDelete"P.S. Scott, we should be together, too."
ReplyDelete1000 fucking percent sure of it.
ReplyDeleteDo you think you're going to write 200 posts in this thread 5 hours from now when everyone is gone?
ReplyDeleteMost assuredly.
ReplyDeleteApparently I missed out on his glory days
ReplyDeleteI do love the new banner
ReplyDeleteWith tears in his eyes, it might be hard for him to read at all. He'll only understand 4/10 comments.
ReplyDeleteAnd maffew destroying him left and right is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLol I know. Its fun to picture though
ReplyDeleteI've never understood how people like caliber figure their emails won't ever get out. I mean did he think scott didn't save them? Or was he guessing he wouldn't post them?
ReplyDelete