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TNA Impact Thread

Matches for Tonight Include:

Gunner vs. James Storm in an Unlocked Match
Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne

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  1. Another quiet Thursday...

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  2. Ok gentlemen (and female lurkers) The Franchise Player is in the house

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  3. GO GO POWER RANGERS!

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  4. I wish talking segments like this were banned.

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  5. Alright,these first 2 days in college are being great.Pretty just showing the campus.

    :: salute::

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  6. Since when is Magnus/Abyss a thing? How did THAT develop?

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  7. Awesome man! You start classes yet?

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  8. LockDown. Magnus paid him....

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  9. Magnus has money. Abyss, for some unexplained reason, suddenly likes money. Therefore, Abyss "works" for Magnus.

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  10. Abyss loves money. That's why he became a lawyer.

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  11. Just seminaries(correct if the word is wrong) showing how the projects work,doing some pranks with the veterans,so far so good.

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  12. No.... make Joe the special ref MVP. THAT would be funny.

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  13. Not sure how college is setup in Brazil. Here in America, the first week is just going to the classes and getting our syllabus (which might be what seminaries are for you).


    Sounds like you're having some fun.

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  14. Man this is already boring... remind me to thank Stranger for taking me out of the TNA thread for a while.

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  15. The word you're looking for is probably seminars. Seminaries are schools that train priests.

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  16. To quote Bryan Alvarez: "Why not just say if you interfere in the match, you get fired."

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  17. First week is called integration season where you meet the campus,personel and the veterans.I can only explain everything is face to face talk.

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  18. That would be a dangerous "Just don't run when they Irish Whip you" level precedent

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  19. Thank you,just fix it up.

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  20. You guys really need to start giving me something to work with, I want to hit 13k in this thread...

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  21. NXT is on the Network. I'm kind of watching that.

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  22. Same. Had we had an nXt thread I was going to pull double duty

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  23. Because Abyss doesn't give a shit? Because there's precedent for individual contracts outside an organization's ability to interfere with? Because MVP's not the brightest person around?

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  24. You think Mojo has a future? He looks like Nikolai Volkoff to me.

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  25. No. I think he is ugly a shitty worker and has an awful gimmick

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  26. You're welcome.

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  27. I remember someone said he's the next Cena.

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  28. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Judging by Abyss' new mask Kane had a yard sale. I wonder what else he had. Old Issac Yankem bibs?

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  29. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    ...and by the way:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c3a144958091cfec58bf27f50599609/tumblr_mhyzoj9SjM1qc5wi1o1_500.png

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  30. This show sucks out loud

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  31. Cena can work in the ring and the mic(when they let him).

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  32. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/d500o.gif

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  33. Every week has been the same for like the past two months. I can't even defend this.

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  34. Saved by the gifs.

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  35. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    "EY, I respect you a great deal..."


    Why?

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  36. "Where were you?"

    "In WWE making more in a year than you did in 10"

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  37. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    He was working for a wrestling for an organization that PAID their workers, EY.

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  38. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    What the hell is a TV and Global title?

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  39. More than one, even.

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  40. Man 2/5 of the Top 5 slumming the TNA thread... how lucky are they?

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  41. Who says that, exactly?

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  42. The old Legends title.

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  43. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    What the hell is a Legends title?

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  44. Wasn't Steiner the first champion?

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  45. The older version of the Global title.

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  46. It is a physical impossibility in that it sucks and blows at the same time

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  47. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    What the hell is the Global title?

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  48. The older version of the TV title, currently held by Abyss whom won it in June last year. Hasn't defended it since.

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  49. Miguel Cabrera just got fucking paid! Bling bling! IMO if he never player another game he's a hof.

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  50. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    You know who I miss?

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dg0WgMiguSY/Tjel9Ifyx9I/AAAAAAAAAJE/Wf9fbK9Dr5g/s400/Daffney.png

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  51. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    What the hell is a TNA TV title?

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  52. Apparently the fish should have won the MVP because of Sabermetrics

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  53. When it comes to sucking, TNA can suck in ways beyond belief. They employ inept personnel, a dipshit owner, and Velvet Sky

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  54. She has the CM Punk brand.

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  55. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    You piss lightning, Bubba Ray?


    Were you fucking Lita?

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  56. He has a future, never above mid-card though. His character seems to connect with kids for some reason.

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  57. Ridiculous contract. Is Trout going to get 15 years, $450 mill?

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  58. Owners keep complaining about money, and keep shelling out long-term deals. I realize he's the best hitter in the game, but 10 years is just plain stupid, let alone for $30 million per.

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  59. Legends became Global became TV title... so Eric named the same lineage THREE times.


    Introduced by Booker T, held by Styles/Nash/Foley/Nash 2/EY/Rob T/Styles 2/Williams/Abyss/Vacated/Gunner/EY 2/Rob E/Devon/Vacated/Joe/Devon 2/Abyss 2.

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  60. I'm just watching the end of starrcade 89. I've been picking away at it all day. I've watched every ppv for wcw up to this one and its the worst one they've done.

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  61. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Punk: "Lita's mouth mouth can work wonders...especially when it's full of my di-"


    ***PLEASE STAND BY***

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  62. EY won it as the Legends title, renamed it the Global title... and then won it the second time after it was renamed the TV title.

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  63. Did you know that off the top of your head?

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  64. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    What the hell is the TNA TV title?

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  65. Fuck no. Wikipedia for the win.

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  66. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eiktHi8O1qburvyo1_500.jpg

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  67. I bet her nips and other business are pierced.

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  68. You should have lied, I would have bought it

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  69. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/U0E02Lo.gif

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  70. He could legitimately ask for 12 years, $400 million.

    Not that he isn't worth your proposal based on what Cabrera got. I just don't know that anyone would pay for 15 years (even 12 is insane). But he could easily break $400 either way.

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  71. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/oc19Ell.gif

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  72. If I was a team I would have rather paid him 200 million for 5 years than 300 for 10 years

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  73. Needs a sandwich or twelve.

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  74. $40 million a year is crazy, but I actually agree...better not to tie up all those extra years.

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  75. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8721/taylorwilde.gif

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  76. Ok, this is funny.

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  77. I consider myself sane. No sane person should know any of TNA's title lineages by heart.

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  78. How do they get away with having a Character named "Willow"? Shouldn't that be copyrighted?

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  79. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonMarch 27, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!

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  80. Where TNA made a mistake in her 2012 awesome run?

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  81. Agreed. Miguel won't last till he's 40.

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  82. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    The hair....the tats....the whole thing. If I saw this guy in the street, I would be judging him harshly. Well, not really. But others would.

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  83. Why isn't there more talk around Cena being fourth from the top at WrestleMania? I mean, could this be the end of his push? I'm being kinda serious. Dude's been on top for ten years and had to seal with some recent injuries; maybe Vince is going to start phasing him down the card.

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  84. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    Is Sasha Banks a she-male?

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  85. Oh, Bret. Sure she's your niece, but she's shit in the ring.

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  86. I really hope Flair's daughter is a sex fiend. Like just fucking anything that moves. Because I don't know, I feel like it would drive Flair crazy.

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  87. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    I'm pretty sure Cena will be headlining a post-Wrestlemania PPV.

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  88. I see a heel in the making. It's also what some of the grimy 'kids these days' look like.

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  89. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:35 PM

    Superstars!!

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  90. FLAIR FLIP IN THE CORNER!


    LOVE! IT!

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  91. Not sure why Charlotte is going with the nimble/gymnast thing - she's a big bitch and ought to be trucking these girls.

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  92. It's like when Kevin Nash used to do a leapfrog, and finally Shawn yelled at him, "you're the biggest guy in the company! You shouldn't be avoiding contact!"

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  93. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    It's too bad Jim Neidhart is legit a mess. It would be cool to see him in some on screen role.

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  94. Charlotte should have gone over clean as a sheet.


    At least Nattie learned how to apply the sharptshooter right.

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  95. I am new to NXT and am curious to see what these two will do in a straight up wrestling match.

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  96. They should have different rules for NXT than WWE... like you can't throw a guy over the top rope or it's a DQ, or 20 minute time limits for all matches. Something to make NXT a little different that WWE. Like how college and pro football don't have the same rules. I think that would be cool.

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  97. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    I see where you're going with that. WWE is trying to have these guys learn the same style. But they also get to tweak their characters and such. I'm not sure if ultimately what they want is different from the big show.

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  98. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    Thought that was the finish. Bit of a slow 3.

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  99. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    A reverse 450. That was retarded.

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  100. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    I read the spoilers. I know, I know.....

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  101. I try to block out the background of the RAW Pre-Show for that reason.

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  102. Summer Rae's old theme fit her better. Emma oddly seems to be getting that dumb dance moderately over.

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  103. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    It's Superstars snack time.

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  104. The Black Guys take on the Commonwealth Connection!

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  105. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:10 PM

    If this was the TNA thread it would be Ron "The Truth" Killings and Consequences Creed vs. Future TNA Tag Team Champions.

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  106. Why am I watching a commercial to buy a subscription for the WWE network ON THE WWE NETWORK?

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  107. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:13 PM

    I wonder if there are "alternate methods" of finding the network on the internet?

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  108. HHH's interview with Cole makes me want to punch him in the face. "There's that confusion again...." Ugh what a waste of time.

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  109. Is Cole wearing brown shoes and a black suit. Christ, even I know better.

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  110. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    Batista would be the one to tease him about that, I'm sure.

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  111. I'm considering skipping RAW just because the recaps make it seem so much more interesting than it actually is.

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  112. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:20 PM

    You know, if Ric Flair were at Wrestlemania, and Daniel Bryan beats Triple H then goes on to the Triple Threat with Orton and Batista, what are the chances of an Evolution reunion, with a massive beatdown on Daniel Bryan?

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  113. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:22 PM

    Are Cena's jorts shorter in the leg than usual?

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  114. WWE pulled a bunch of ECW PPVs either today or yesterday and put them back up. Now, New Jack's matches are included. They had to be omitted when the Network launched since dubbing over "Natural Born Killaz" would cause Joey Styles's commentary to be lost. WWE resolved this by having Joey Styles simply record brand new commentary for the restored matches. It's kind of awkward on shows where Don Callis was the color man because it looks like he just vanished during New Jack matches.
    They also removed the bleeps from Bubba Ray Dudley's promo on Heat Wave 1999 ("We got a mom in the front row who taught her daughter how to suck dick!"

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  115. Way to not say Where Brooklyn At, hippity hop rapster. Devin Harris and I are not happy.

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  116. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:31 PM

    Now if only they would completely add the missing Hardcore TV episodes.

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  117. So how are they inducting "Razor Ramon" and just ignoring the fact that Scott Hall launhced the nWo?


    And also Paul Heyman could get ANYTHING over. He has no business talking about Razor Ramon and just his little bit in Ramon's hpye video makes be believe the WrestleMania X ladder match is the best thing ever.

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  118. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:32 PM

    Innovative at the time, subsequent ladder matches have greatly outdone it.

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  119. Yeah, I'm not saying make a six-sided ring, but just some little things that could make the product a bit different than WWE but not really affect the training of the guys and psychology. Like time limit draws are forbidden on the main show, but that's something that could make NXT different.

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  120. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:36 PM

    I keep waiting for the 3MB split, but I guess the writers don't give a shit.

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  121. Xavier Woods is so not right for this role.

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  122. I wonder if they're happy with their spot. I remember when they first hit the scene, and they wasted time on a Behind the Music kind of segment for them, advocating they should get a bigger push and they turned him into jokes. I still feel like there could be something there... but in a world without jobbers, they're the jobbers.

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  123. Why aren't the Funkadayctls with Woods and R-Truth anymore? And what happened to Brodus Clay?

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  124. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 27, 2014 at 8:42 PM

    Don't ask such questions or you may end up in the same place as Brodus.

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  125. Why are Brock and Undertaker in a match again? Like, is there a storyline reason?


    I guess Paul Bearer can't die every year so Undertaker's match can make sense...

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  126. Anyone else think Undertaker looks like Terry Funk in his later years, not an undead monster?

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  127. ROAR ME BEAT STREAK GRRR!!!
    No, that's really it. Glad to see they just gave up on booking the UT match.

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  128. There were literally three notable Barber Shop segments and I guess the WWE network is dedicated to showing both of them over and over again.


    Brutus Beefcake is a functional illiterate.

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  129. Angles used to develop so slowly the magazine could keep up with them.

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  130. Episode 6 is up! It's finally up!

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