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From: Jesse Baker


Given the "reset" of this week's Raw, it was great until the end. They needed to just go for broke to end the Authority/set up the new big bad:
What should have happened:
Bryan's in ring and everyone's waiting for Triple H but he doesn't come out. Wait for a couple of minutes THEN the Titantron shows backstage footage and we get Hunter, Steph, Ambrose, Reigns, Kane being MASSACRED. The shit kicked out of them, Steph and Hunter in particular being brutalized in particular, by a trio of masked men. The men then unmask and we find out that they are Miz, Dolph Ziggler, and Zach Ryder. Once the Authority are beaten down brutally, we get Brock Lesner/Cesero, and Heyman into the area where the Authority lay broken and beaten and destroyed. Heyman taunts Steph (who Brock F-5s) about how after stopping the Undertaker, he's decided to not rest on his laurels and basically gathered his "guys" and have them move onto his encore: destroying the Authority. Then just for fun, Brock F-5s HHH several times in a row to hammer home how HHH is Brock's bitch.

HHH and Steph are now defeated and pretty much gone from tv until further notice. The Authority is gone and crushed completely and we now have the long awaited return of the Dangerous Alliance.

This sets up the spring/summer storyline as Heyman stages his own coup of the WWE (a storyline I'm shocked Vince has never done before) having slain HHH to finish off the job Bryan started. Miz/Dolph/Zach are retconned as "Heyman Guys" to re-establish their credibility and decide to lay siege towards the top guys in the WWE.

Miz goes after Bryan, as (again) Miz and Bryan have history and Miz is GREAT at playing an obnoxiously evil villain, moreso than Orton since Miz is willing to commit himself to the character.

Zach Ryder goes after John Cena, with Zach blaming Cena for derailing his career and turning his back on Zach and Bray Wyatt trying to exploit the Zach/Cena feud to try and turn Cena to the dark side as Cena tries to fight to save Zach's soul from Heyman's clutches

Dolph goes after Randy Orton, who's now without any friends or allies with Orton given the job, to basically get Dolph over as a top guy

The Shield continues to feud with the Wyatts, who through Zach Ryder, are trying to forge their own alliance with Heyman to further their own end. However, there is much tension in the Shield as the group believe Seth Rollins might be involved with Heyman and helped him carry out the destruction of the Authority (since he was missing from the massacre).

Kane meanwhile becomes the new figurehead GM and the brutal beating he suffered causes Kane to regress back to Team Hell No era Kane, leading to a reconciliation between him and Bryan

Meanwhile Batista deals with Brock Lesner, who brutalizs Batista over the summer to re-establish Batista as a sympathetic good guy. 

As the storyline goes on, battle lines are drawn with Bryan beating Miz for good by springs end and starting the slow build for Brock/Bryan: Brock wants to fight Bryan but not on a piddling PPV; he wants to fight Bryan at Summerslam. Which means Bryan in the meantime must go through the gauntlet of Dangerous Alliance members to get to Brock at Summerslam.

Things culminate with Brock beating Bryan at Summerslam and Brock ducking Bryan until Survivor Series, where we get Dangerous Alliance vs Cena and Shield (turned face around this time) and Bryan winning the belt back from Brock. At which point, we start building towards Cena/Bryan at Wrestlemania 31

Jesse

Comments

  1. No offense but that's the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard.

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  2. Am I supposed to read all that?

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  3. I actually kind of liked this scenario.

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  4. Old man yells at cloud

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  5. Zack Ryder sucks. Him being involved kills this already.

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  6. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Thanks for coming out Jesse.

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  7. I think it's clear that the best thing Vince can do is sell the company to Fabolous.

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  8. Soooo, we're supposed to buy Miz, Ziggler and Ryder being able to MASSACRE HHH, Ambrose, Kane AND Reigns all at the same time?

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  9. I liked Jesse when he wasn't trying too hard.

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  10. That's boring. You're boring everybody. Quit boring everyone!

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  11. Didn't Kane try to kill Ryder last time?

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  12. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    He burned through his best material.

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  13. This read like someone trying really hard to do a jesse baker imitation.

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  14. Needs more Push the Cruiserweights and a TNA Invasion.

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  15. I didnt read it... Baked?

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  16. You must be new... jesse does this all the time.

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  17. I know he's parodying himself here (consciously or subconsciously) but has anyone else noticed that his violence towards Stephanie has grown quite a bit over the past few months? Violence both sexual in nature and otherwise?

    It's getting creepy now.

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  18. NOW... its getting creepy

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  19. He lost me at The Miz.

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  20. Stranger in the AlpsApril 9, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    I thought I told everyone to unplug their 56k dial-up modems? Obviously, someone screwed up, and now we have the glowing orb of IWC hate coagulating the nation's phone lines and knocking on Scott's email.....again!

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  21. This guy is alright

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  22. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    Beat me to it..


    He's been a bastion of normalcy until now I guess.

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  23. Stranger in the AlpsApril 9, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    Overcooked.

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  24. Gotta be quicker on the draw...

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  25. This is fucking fantastic. He works in a fucking MASSACRE and a main event stable of Miz, Dolph, and Ryder all within the first paragraph

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  26. Stranger in the AlpsApril 9, 2014 at 7:52 PM

    You got anything in your medical bag you can give this guy? Like, some Ritalin or Clonazapam or something? It doesn't have to be legally prescribed.

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  27. By the way... any BoD members living in the Vegas area, I am currently en route for a weekend of debauchery with the mrs... if you know any green hookups I would be much obliged.

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  28. "The shit kicked out of them, Steph and Hunter in particular being brutalized in particular, by a trio of masked men"

    I know you wanted to go for a rape angle here bud, way to lay off

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  29. AP Mark lives there and is down with all that. He primarily lurks tho

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  30. There are some good ideas in there, but, overall, just way too many moving parts. These ideas are more planned out than a Randy Savage-DDP match!

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  31. I'd just skip straight to morphine.

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  32. Im tellin you...

    Bayless
    Baker
    The fuj


    BoD efed is a go

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  33. The Zack Ryder/Kane/Cena/Eve angle happened in January 2012. That's like 7 years ago in WWE time. Kane has even been like three different characters since then and Eve isn't even around.

    It's time to let it go.

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  34. Anti psychotics...clozapine and risperidone along with an anti anxiety would be a place to start. I'd also.make him detox off of wrestling

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  35. I guess Cena-Bryan is okay at Mania. Everything beforehand is ridiculous. Thanks for sharing though Scott I always enjoy these.

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  36. He really doesn't suck. He was never going to be anything other than midcard fodder, but he really deserved better than being kicked to the curb like that.

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  37. "to hammer home how HHH is Brock's bitch."

    VINTAGE Jesse

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  38. Ignoring the ricockulousness of it all for a second......the entire point of this storyline is to make Daniel Bryan a made man and to elevate The Shield to a good enough position to be main-event ready for 2016. Thats IT. Thats the whole point. Baker LIKES THOSE GUYS AND HIS STORYLINE DIDN'T EVEN ACCOMPLISH THAT.



    MINUS! SEVEN! STARS!

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  39. I question the use of Ryder and Miz in this equation but this is not the worst idea I've ever heard. Now that the Streak is dead(which eliminates some of my interest in Cena/Taker) Bryan/Brock is THE match for me right now.

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  40. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryApril 9, 2014 at 8:08 PM

    Cool, I've been wanting to try it for ages, but had to set aside the cash for it. Everyone who I know who has used it has sworn by it, and I'm looking not just to trim down but also improve my flexibility, of which I've had zero even when I played organized sports. So I hope that this will work and I can't wait to fully commit to it. That way, I can finally do the Bray Wyatt crab walk.

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  41. I think Jesse Baker might be TNA's final hope.

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  42. No manservants? You've gone soft, Jesse

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  43. Dangerous Alliance - good. The rest of that horseshit - bad.

    TJ -still no AWA on the Network. I needs my Bock!

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  44. Bayless vs. Baker House of Horror Match for the Book.

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  45. Dr. H always does the trick

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  46. This would take at least a year to play out. Plus, it's pretty stupid. Let's face it; Ryder, Miz, and Ziggler are JTTS. They are this era's version of Dwayne Gill and Barry Horowitz. Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing. We need guys like that.

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  47. I assume the top rope hurricanrana.

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  48. Yeah, Axl Rose publicly asked to not be inducted and I think they put him in anyway.

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  49. Jesse is Scott's trolling alter ego.

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  50. Maybe it's just that he's set a very low personal bar to clear, but I think a lot of this would be pretty OK.

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  51. I'm new here. Is this post an inside joke that I don't get?

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  52. The modern day Vince Russo

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  53. Not quite. We're still missing a Dolph Ziggler - Batista Bra and Panties Match.

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  54. For a long time, Baker has posted absolutely insane ramblings on his own booking ideas. They tend to be nonsensical, overly violent, and tend to include at least one instance of rape.

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  55. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 8:44 PM

    He's a pretty intense guy.

    I think that it's called schizoaffective disorder. He's never called it that to me, I got that from Google. But psychosis and depression all rolled into one superfunhappyslide.

    He had a whole mess of stuff to take that would be delivered every second day because one of the meds would get you high so they wouldn't give him more than 2 days worth at a time. Then he disappeared from my life for a while (he comes and goes) and when I next saw him he was on methadone, and none, or fewer of the others.

    The VERY last that I saw him he was upset because his crackhead girlfriend had died in his bed. That was stressful for him.

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  56. Surprisingly, he's not. I worked with him briefly at Comic Nexus where we both did comic book reviews.


    He was bad back then, but he's gotten a lot worse since.

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  57. Ok so I get that Jesse Baker is crazy or something....but honestly, who the fuck is Jesse Baker (besides a crazy person who posts on the blog/emails Scott)? Did he have a Caliber like breakdown too or something?

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  58. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 8:46 PM

    I know that he likes Blink 182.

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  59. I swear by DDPyoga. It's the only thing that's ever worked for me, stuck while I was doing it, and improved my moods and mental illness. I've fallen off the wagon, and I know I'm in bad shape because I'm not doing it right now.

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  60. Wait, naming Blink 182 as the most ambitious band EVER was Caliber.

    Was Jesse imvolved in that?

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  61. OOH! If this ends in some of us getting together to make the Statue of Liberty walk through Manhattan, I'm so in!

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  62. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 8:51 PM

    In one of the Caliber massacre threads I made a Blink comment and Jesse replied out of nowhere to talk Blink. I dunno if he's as big a fan as is Caliber.

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  63. Now that Warrior's passed away, Baker's wrestling-related insanity is unchallenged.

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  64. Oh, well then, carry on!

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  65. Hey hey hey. They were good through Dude Ranch.

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  66. You get used to it after a while, like a military man gets desensitized to violence and death.

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  67. I'd prefer to play the role of Sean O'Haire.

    "C'mon, that chocolate cake is practically begging to be eaten. You know you want it."

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  68. I can say without pause that this is the most sane plot Jesse Baker has ever come up with...

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  69. Ziggler, Ryder, and Miz would be this era's version of the J.O.B Squad. That stable would be pure mid-card comedy act.

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  70. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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  71. Someday there'll be a cure for pain

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  72. What happened with Caliber? Guess I haven't been paying that much attention.

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  73. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 8:59 PM

    I took my younger brother to see them once. The drummer's kit lifted up and spun around like Tommy Lee. That was sort of cool. Otherwise I don't have much to say about them at all. I know their radio stuff I guess. All the Small Things and that stuff.

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  74. Somebody who I don't remember suggested it, but Miz/Ziggler/Ryder forming a stable called the Irritated Wrestler Committee would be the funniest thing ever. Going out there with shirts with "IWC" on them and talking about all of this bizarre insider stuff that doesn't make a lick of sense.

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  75. Come along and ride on a Baketastic voyage. . .


    I don't quite see sacrificing the Shield in the name of Zack Ryder or the Miz.

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  76. Isn't one of the NXT guys some sort of hipster hacker character too?

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  77. Lol "superhappyfunslide".

    Schizoaffective is a combo of psychosis and bipolar/depression but without severe enough symptoms of either one to be classified as either or. Sucks man, Tougher to treat iirc.

    Having a gf die in your bed must be like a breaking point in that condition.

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  78. Yeah, this is only like 3.5/10 Baker

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  79. Sadly, I can see Kane pulling an Eric Young.

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  80. Did you work with him in person?

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  81. Yeah, I have to look up his name again.

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  82. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 9:08 PM

    Yeah..


    He's had a few. One time I was pretty sure that he was going to attack me with a claw hammer. But he decided against it, he just smashed some shit and then asked if I`d like to smash some shit too. So that was good.


    Anywho.. Good times.

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  83. Solomon Crowe/Sami Callahan had a hacker gimmick, but he hasn't been seen in forever (save for being Adam Rose's unnamed bus party DJ), so I dunno if he still does. There was nothing hipster about it.

    He was just a dude who looked like Robert Smith from the Cure and could OMG HACK THE LIGHTS with his iPad. Kinda lame.

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  84. The RnR HOF is honestly more fucked up than the WWE one, if possible. Why the hell Brian Eno isn't in there yet the Four Seasons are is beyond me.

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  85. The Love-Matic Grampa!April 9, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    I was actually disappointed by the lack of rape. And only ONE guy being made someone's bitch? Lame.

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  86. Imagine turning on the network right now, seeing they're streaming WM 6, so you decide to tune in... and as Hogan walks down the ramp you see current tweets scroll across the bottom of the screen from Vince, Steph, and Triple H, all about the death of the Ultimate Warrior.

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  87. Jesse liking blink 182 and popping out of nowhere to talk Blink 182 in a caliber massacre thread is the most random collection of events. I picture him as a crazy metal head for some reason

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  88. Very deep throat.

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  89. Thinking the same thing. He needs to stop baking things half way.

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  90. I see. I recall seeing a vignette and forgetting it just as fast. Not sure how a hacker is supposed to translate to fighting in a wrestling ring, but a computer was good enough for Terry Taylor and Mike Rotunda!!

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  91. Needs more "Going Full Baker"

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  92. And to go even further, they can talk about how they're so sick and tired of not getting pushed and vaguely recruit Indy guys to join their stable to bring JUSTICE. And then they go up to the Authority and swear up and down that know more than them and could do a better job running the company than HHH/Vince.

    One week, they'll all walk out and claim that they're out of WWE FOR GOOD before storming back the next week. This could eventually turn into a running gag. It'd be blatantly antagonizing the fanbase but it would be funny to watch.

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  93. Mister_E_Studd_Got100ProblemsApril 9, 2014 at 9:12 PM

    Random is the word for it.

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  94. Took his ball and went home after Scott didn't have him post anymore or something like that. He was talking about doing a fitness blog.

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  95. You could have them in the back arguing over match "ratings" all through the show too. Miz uses star ratings, Ryder uses alphabet ratings, etc.

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  96. Yeah, after every match they would give themselves star ratings and use those as their argument for why they should receive title shots.

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  97. ::Salute::

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  98. They should also start "clever" chants for themselves.

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  99. Warrior is A-Typical, just like Vince. They were always meant to clash. Warrior too, had business brains. I'm not saying it was right to hold up Vince in '91, but god damn it's not like Vince wasn't taking advantage of most every worker in many ways. Seriously, no health insurance?
    Anyway, Im sure it's just something Warrior HAD to do, sticking it to Vince for once.
    Like him or not, and despite his early death that was probably wrestling-grind & steroid related, Warrior "got it". He was a smart, successful person who did much more with his life personally & professionally then the majority of guys from his era.

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  100. TJ: listening to a p2b podcast and they're talking about WM 18.

    If they went Austin/Hogan, what do you think the crowd reaction would have been? Identical to what they got with Rock/Hogan? Hogan being booed as the heel he was? Austin possibly getting booed? Split 50/50?

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  101. By the way, yeah, the 3D would be a good finisher.

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  102. More like undercooked.

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  103. You would be very surprised what you find with Baker.

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  104. Split probably, if that match ever did happen in that time frame, I would have loved a moment where Hogan Hulks up and the moment he points at Austin, gets struck with a stunner.

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  105. Having Stephanie take an F-5 is a bit of a stretch.

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  106. Just got back from a Seminar about the brazilian dictatorship in the 60's,the US government was part of the scam.

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  107. Wellllll...no? But his writing style and pacing is entirely different.

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  108. "One of the Caliber massacre threads"

    There were so very many

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  109. Really.

    I pictured him as someome who adored awful nu-metal from the late 90's and early 2000's

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  110. Everyone is part of a scam once in a while.

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  111. He might as well comeback and say Korn is one of the GOAT metal bands.

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  112. Caliber demanded doguie be banned, Scott told him it's the internet, so suck it up--then Caliber ranted about loyalty or some shit and left for P2BN

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  113. The whole thing is they were afraid of another Cuba,which was a lie,Goulart only wanted a reform in the country.

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  114. After Daniel Bryan was called a goat for a long time, it's really hard to register those initials as the greatest of all time.

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  115. Problem is, that could get over as a momsterous face gimmick in some markets

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  116. Place to be nation.

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  117. Thanks, have to see what Caliber's been up to.

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  118. The Love-Matic Grampa!April 9, 2014 at 9:35 PM

    Can't necessarily speak for Scott, but if I had to guess he probably saw Caliber less as an employee (or in Caliberland, "business partner") and more like an annoying dude who took this blog WAY too seriously and was more trouble than he was worth. By Caliber's own admission, Scott told him that he wasn't well-liked by most of the people here...including Scott himself. And yet he kept coming back with fake apologies and engaging in the same old behavior. So it's hard to feel a lot of sympathy for the guy.

    And yes, the WCW run was just that bad. After the first promo, it all went to pot.

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  119. I think he's not there anymore.

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  120. Mmmm hmmm. We should not ignore this possibility.

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  121. Look at his bio
    I'll have to put it above.

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  122. About Caliber Winfield
    Caliber "Nickname" Winfield is a writer from the Pacific Northwest who in one day was mistaken for both Dwayne Johnson & Spider-Man. He currently runs Str8 Gangster, No Chaser [scrublife.wordpress.com] a site where he loudly announces his displeasure for Chuck Lorre sitcoms, and his love for the original Karate Kid trilogy. He also has a book available for sale on amazon.com, The Man Movie Encyclopedia Vol. 1. It's been endorsed by New York Times Best-Selling author Maddox, and has received only 5 star reviews. He also street fights for money like Jean-Claude in Lionheart.

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  123. ::facepalm::


    Not for you,but for Caliber.

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  124. The part about his book getting only five star reviews is what saddens me.

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  125. Most random Mark Sandman reference ever.

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  126. Let's just Benoit'd him.

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  127. Whoa! That's a little too far man.

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  128. How about go Cm punk'd?

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  129. Who the fuck is demanding this? I couldn't get past the first paragraph, and even that required more effort than I normally put into reading. Fucking Algebra makes more sense to me.

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  130. And that's where an obnoxious manager named Mark could go a long way towards making them hated.

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  131. Yeah, but unlike Punk, I think he may actually be reading this somewhere.

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  132. Same here, on the Algebra thing.

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  133. The relationship isn't exactly the same, but if you don't see the parallels between the two situations I don't know what to say.

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  134. It's democracy.


    One man, one rock.

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  135. I think he's self aware with it. He popped up in the RAW live thread and
    made an overt reference to characters raping Steph and Hunter in a way you could
    only characterize as self-parody. I think it's started off seriously and
    he saw it was getting him attention so he amped it up to an absurd
    degree. I'm like 99.9% sure most of this is an act at this point. That .1 exists only because I can't be entirely sure he won't pop up on the news one for rampaging through WWE headquarters with an automatic weapon.

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  136. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 9, 2014 at 10:10 PM

    On P2B, did you read that Caliber article where a women cuts him off so he beats her up and smashes her through her car with wrestling moves? That was really disturbing and I actually squirmed in my chair a bit reading that.

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  137. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 9, 2014 at 10:13 PM

    First off, this wasn't....terrible. Some decent core ideas there. By the way, has the theory ever been discussed that Baker is one of us normal folk working a gimmick on the side?

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  138. No, now I will out of curiosity.

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  139. I did my first DDP Yoga workout yesterday after the BoD posts. Initial reaction: lots of sweat, and it relieved the tension I often feel in my back. Looking forward to adding it in with the other exercise I'm trying to start doing.

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  140. Awww for a second I thought Scott was going to try DDP Yoga and will keep us informed on how he's getting on.

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  141. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 9, 2014 at 10:38 PM

    I really think I'm going to try this, I've shyed away from other workouts because of my messed up back. I actually tried a free trial at a gym where they had trainers there to help get you going. I told the trainer I got about my back problems and how I broke L5 among other things. I thought he understood. But he kept pushing me to go past my comfort limit, which for a normal person is fine but not for me. I ended up hunched over, having a hard time walking and being in an incredible amount of pain for the next week. I didn't go back.

    DDP Yoga seems to be different in that regard with alternates to excercises and no pushing to that pain. It helps ease my mind that DDP, Jake, Hall and the guy from that video seem to have similiar injuries to mine. And it seems to helped them all not only with weight but with mobility.

    Paul has talked about a Community/Message Board that's on the site if you make an account. I can't seem to find it on the web site, anybody know where it is, I would like to ask some questions on there before I buy it.

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  142. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 9, 2014 at 10:40 PM

    By the way, I'm going to do a before picture and then an after picture every month once I start. Maybe those of us just starting it now should do the same and send the pictures and results to Paul and he can post them when he posts his own personal updates. Just an idea.

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  143. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 9, 2014 at 10:41 PM

    I was thinking the same thing, that Scott was going to start trying it. If enough of us do jump on the DDP Yoga train, DDP should send Scott a free beginners pack.

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  144. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 9, 2014 at 10:44 PM

    Sorry to keep posting but question, would the best deal for someone like me be to get the Combo Pack with 11 workouts for $79.99?

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  145. As the psychiatric nurse of the BoD, leave it to me ;)

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  146. Ah, getting Bake'd is a reminder of normalcy after a crazy couple of days. The comfort of Jessucity, if you will.

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  147. Besides, Ryder "got his win back" when he eliminated Kane and won that battle royal to run Smackdown for a week or something. Had to be mid-2012. Yeah, in WWE logic, that actually makes sense and closes the loop on that angle.

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  148. Yeah it works wonders on the back

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  149. Of course Ryder should be the one to defeat the authority, why didn't I think of that >_>

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  150. Brock troll wink

    http://gfycat.com/LivelyTartCaracal

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  151. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANApril 9, 2014 at 11:19 PM

    The biggest thing Callahan had going for him was the EBS signal as part of his theme. Other than that I don't think the hacker gimmick had any potential

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  152. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANApril 9, 2014 at 11:20 PM

    No rape, no garbage trucks, Brock Lesnar has a prominent role and is not insulted in any way, and Cena wasn't turned out by someone. This is clearly a fraud.

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  153. beneath all that nonsense im down for bryan cena at wm 31.

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  154. another thing Ryder has reached the yoshi tatsu level of no return, he should just sell life insurance.

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  155. Wrestling and COmic Books are the only thing this kid cares about and he is deeply disturbed as one of the otters has the true scoop on him. hes a real no bs nutcase from what ive heard.

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  156. Place 2 Be Nation. It's a start-up pop culture site. I wrote one or two articles there before life forced me into a writing Hiatus.

    After toying with the idea for awhile and I think I'll re-debut on the blog soon. I still have posting writes, and am grateful to Scott For letting me use his platform as a total noob

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  157. This for one
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaD9MJx7ToQ

    I also discovered two minutes ago that he maintains a blog

    http://scrublife.wordpress.com/

    No need to thank me for the traffic Winfield

    He also wrote this bizarre piece about beating up an old women and driving a monster truck...or something. I remember It was really, REALLY bad but the details are evading me
    Seriously does anyone have a link to what I'm talking about?

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  158. Damn it.

    I found the link
    http://placetobenation.com/caliber-winfield-super-terrific-happy-hour-a-real-american-reacts-in-traffic/

    It's broken, somebody pulled it off the website.

    The article was something though...

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  159. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANApril 9, 2014 at 11:59 PM

    The Miz would try to learn all kinds of cool spot monkey moves, and then fuck them up weekly.

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  160. I got that one and has worked for me for 7 months. The psycho workouts are for the really good athletes, very flexible people or have been doing the workouts for awhile.

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  161. I was wondering that too...

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  162. Fake. I'm calling it. Playing the gimmick too hard. I tapped by paragraph two.

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  163. teamddpyoga.com :)

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  164. She was a trail blazer. No female wrestler has been like her before or since. A hall of famer for sure. Aerial moves , exciting, likeable and memorable what more do you want?

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  165. Scott will stay in shape by lifting his money.

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  166. Will he be lifting the table too that the money is placed on?

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  167. "A slice of cake never hurt anyone. You need it. You DESERVE it. Go ahead, live a little. Diets are for wussies anyway. Who needs a six-pack when you're a REAL MAN? You'll feel real good when that chocolate melts in your mouth.


    But hey, I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know."

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  168. I saw down with my wife last night and showed this to her and she was like, "is it real?" because DDP is a wrestler LOL. I showed her before and after shots of Jake Roberts and Scott Hall and that sealed the deal.

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  169. Yeah I wish I had done that one. I got a single pack a couple years ago and now will be heading back to grab the other to add some variety.

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  170. I bought the max pack, so that I could get everything he had to offer. I figured if I was going to commit to this, I should go all the way and be prepared to do everything he had available. My DVDs came last Friday, so I'm really only using the first and second discs so far, but I do plan on moving on to the more difficult workouts as I improve.

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  171. The Teamddpyoga message board is extremely helpful and there are tons of people willing to help you out by answering questions and offering you encouragement. I admit I'm only a week in, but I have never been more motivated to exercise than I have been doing DDP Yoga. Even my wife commented that she is happy to see me so motivated to get and stay in shape.

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  172. Yes I agree there is a lot of sweat. What I like best is after I'm done I don't feel horrible like I have when doing other cardio or strength training workouts.

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  173. Plus outside of her crazy gimmick, I don't remember much more about her. Kind of got lost in the shuffle after that.

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  174. I'm so happy that this has been successful for DDP. He seems like a genuinely good guy; positive attitude, takes care of his friends who need help, exceptionally motivating to complete strangers. I've only ever heard people disagree with the push he got in WCW, I've never really heard of anyone who had a problem with him personally.

    And frankly speaking, $100 is nothing when talking about a program that can give you your health.

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  175. I've always liked DDP ever since I started watching WCW back in '96. And I actually had no problem with his push in '99 that gave him a World title reign. Were there better candidates? Probably. But I thnk sometimes you have to reward the people that work hard and I'm glad he got his chance to be Champ.

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  176. Yeah, I didn't feel sapped of all my energy. I actually thought maybe it wasn't a hard enough workout, but the sweat told me otherwise.

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  177. I had the same thoughts myself.

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  178. His career and what he does OUTSIDE OF IT are two WAY DIFFERENT things in this case.
    Having wrestlers throw those stones while ALOT of them were living in glass houses was ridiculous and shameful.

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