Talk about Smackdown or anything else going on tonight here.
Also, Yahoo Sports is reporting that Chris Bosh has re-signed with the Miami Heat for 5 years at $118 million.
Also, Yahoo Sports is reporting that Chris Bosh has re-signed with the Miami Heat for 5 years at $118 million.
LeBron? LeBron.
ReplyDeleteIt's weird because I've literally not read nor heard a word of this Lebron decision stuff anywhere other than here. I would be completely unaware, other than the BoD.
ReplyDeleteI'm even more out of touch with sports than I thought.
So here I am 100 miles outside of Houston, wanting to watch the Sox play the Astros, and MLB Extra Innings on the dish blacks out the game because I'm in the Astros viewing area. The only problem is, I don't have a carrier for the Astros TV coverage, so I'm left with no game.
ReplyDeleteWe covered that already
ReplyDeleteI've got a soft spot for Ohio sports teams so good for the Cavs.
ReplyDeleteBosh is very overpaid lol
ReplyDeleteSorry, it must just be a huge, obnoxious thunderdome of LeBron-ness down there in the States at this point. So I will now refrain from making fun.
ReplyDeleteCFL's more important anyway.
Who will win the Grey Cup
ReplyDeleteThough I still don't see how WWE could use him better than TNA have been doing.
ReplyDeleteWho knows? It's the CFL, it's early in the season. Hell, the expansion team in Ottawa even look like they have a shot.
ReplyDeleteI've finished with the 50cc cups and am now working my way through the 100cc cups in Mario Kart 8.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Bosh or LeBron are shit at it.
Fuck LeBron.
ReplyDeleteRe: LeBron
ReplyDeleteLeBron is showing what Jay-Z taught him. He seems to regard himself as a business/brand. I don't buy the "my heart is in Northeast Ohio" stuff. He's working an angle and good for him. If he has better options in four years then he will leave again. Winning, legacy and all that is not his focus. He was serious about this global icon stuff from a few years back. My two cents.
Lebron, Lebron, Lebron, Lebron, Lebron, Lebron, Lebron. Did I mention Lebron?
ReplyDeleteIt's, "LeBron" apparently. Like "DeForest Kelley".
ReplyDeleteDeForest Kelley would really shake up the WWE main event scene if TNA ever released him.
Been on vacation this week and doing a lot of watching Braves games. They are in desperate need of a bat. I miss the days of Billionaire Ted saying go get whatever is needed. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteDeForest Kelley? He's nothing but, ahem, bones at this point.
ReplyDelete"He was serious about this global icon stuff from a few years back."
ReplyDeleteOnly in the same way that e.g. Original Tommy's Hamburgers is 'world famous' i.e. it isn't, at all.
You're saying he isn't world famous? Cause I'm not. I'm saying he's attempting to be. Will it happen? Who knows.
ReplyDeleteThis week's Vintage Collection is the tag tournament from Starrcade 90. One of their odder selections.
ReplyDeleteThey can use the same puppeteering technology they use to make Rey Mysterio look like he can still walk, there are ways around these things.
ReplyDeleteAm I seriously the only person who thinks the letter was just as bad as the decision? Also it's going to be hysterical when The Cavs comes close a few times and he leaves again.
ReplyDeleteWho are the star players in the league right now.
ReplyDeleteNESN in boston use to show a lot of the games and they were enjoyable
Cleveland fans, having been by the Browns are lying exhausted and beaten as Josh Gordon slams their head into the matt. Suddenly LeBron jumps the guardrail, runs to the ring and throws Gordon out of it. Groggy, the Cleveland fans gets up and is stunned to see their old love Lebron. They stare at each other, with Lebron crying, then finally embrace as Cleveland Rocks plays in the background....All is well.
ReplyDeleteA few months later Cleveland fans get bit by a snake named Manziel.
Cleveland fans, having been by the Browns are lying exhausted and beaten as Josh Gordon slams their head into the matt. Suddenly LeBron jumps the guardrail, runs to the ring and throws Gordon out of it. Groggy, the Cleveland fans gets up and is stunned to see their old love Lebron. They stare at each other, with Lebron crying, then finally embrace as Cleveland Rocks plays in the background....All is well.
ReplyDeleteA few months later Cleveland fans are bitten by a snake named Manziel.
What was that about Bad News Brown and Jake The Snake? I'm trying to follow this.
ReplyDeleteThe fact he has to make these elaborate announcements when he signs with a team is pathetic
ReplyDeleteI didn't pay attention to the whole "Decision" process so I've never harbored the same ill will towards LeBron that most do.
ReplyDeleteThat said....just sign the damn contract and play ball.
Good evening.
ReplyDeleteUmm... Ochocinco plays for Montreal now! He's obviously put the effort in too, so far anyway.
ReplyDeleteLeBron.
ReplyDeleteLeBron,Lebron.
ReplyDeleteAhh, okay. Well, I think the last Tall Guy Who Jumps Good to be world-famous was Kobe Bryant, because of the dog-fighting. Before that, it'd have to be Shaq. But only because of Space Jam and his awful Genesis beat-em-up game. Before that it'd Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Because of Airplane.
ReplyDeleteApparently something is going on with Lebron James today.
ReplyDeleteSource: PWInsider Elite.
"We aren't quite sure as of now since Observer is yet to post anything".
ReplyDeleteWell fuck now your gonna get sued and the blog will have to shut down. Nice going NetCop
ReplyDeleteLeBron? LEBRON! LEBRON!
ReplyDeleteLeeeeeeeeBrrrrrrrroooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
ReplyDeleteDecision day!
ReplyDeleteMy son is currently deciding what books he wants to read before bed!
I'm still deciding what I want for dinner, since apparently taco night is cancelled this week!
LeBron
ReplyDelete"Lmao, can you actually believe we were so desperate we actually cared about Johnny Manizel?" - Cleveland fans.
ReplyDeleteBrian you gonna review WM 2 to go along with your avatar?
ReplyDeleteEnglish Motherfucker,not LeBronian.
ReplyDeleteDid you rip that off from the "Stu and Pid" show!
ReplyDeleteSo true. I bet he's happy. He can snort coke in hotel bathrooms now without anyone noticing.
ReplyDeleteLEBRON!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSay LeBron,one more time,I dare you,I double dare you.
ReplyDeleteChris Bosh! Carmelo Anthony!
ReplyDeleteLeBron.
Does LeBron James look like a bitch? DOES LEBRON JAMES, LOOK, LIKE A BITCH?
ReplyDeleteSo the Heat keep Bosh, re-sign Wade as well, bring in Deng and some other pieces and they are a bonefide all-star team.....from 2006.
ReplyDeleteFor the past few days, my time working as a a Team Attendant for the Cavs during the LeBron years also apparently means I'm an inside agent for the NBA. All of the texts, Facebook messages,calls, etc have nearly killed me.
ReplyDeletePhone is off for the night and it feels fucking fantastic.
*Shoots on your arm*
ReplyDeleteAnyone of note call you?
ReplyDeleteNo more lariats.
ReplyDelete1) Hustler
ReplyDelete2) Fat hooker ass
Hope I helped.
LeBron?
ReplyDeleteNo player and any player I have in my phone wouldn't have texted me.
ReplyDeleteDid my exam today,I think I was good.
ReplyDeleteDid Jonah Hill call you aka Brian Windhorst?
ReplyDeleteOh I was going to ask you about that. You think you did well?
ReplyDelete24 million dollars a year for 16 points? Does the NBA have a salary cap?
ReplyDeleteYeah,I was talking to my friends,they seem to have answered the same thing.
ReplyDeleteYes but the owners pay luxury tax
ReplyDeleteWas it multiple choices or essays or both?
ReplyDeleteSo no basically. No wonder 8 franchises have won titles in the past 25 seasons.
ReplyDeleteCompared to the 13-14 of the other Big 3 Leagues.
Also, crooked refs.
ReplyDeleteNets are paying like $60 million this year in luxury tax lol
ReplyDelete2 essays.
ReplyDeleteRamdom thing,funny how people create friendship without knowing someone face to face.
Watching the original Star Wars trilogy unaltered versions while the gf works.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to have some me time for once
Edit: $90 MILL!
ReplyDeleteThey'll win like 45 games next year.
ReplyDeleteHan shot first, right on.
ReplyDeleteLeBron: So, Love, you should come play here in Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteLove: Well, I don't know much about the city. Are any good neighborhoods out there?
LeBron: Um, well, no. But....
Love: Well, are there any nice places to swim? I love swimming.
LeBron: Ehhhh.
Love: Any good restaurants? I love a good meal....
LeBron: Not anymore, really, to be honest.
Love: Well if you had to say one good thing about Cleveland, what would it be?
LeBron: At least it's not Detroit!
Internet is a hell of a thing.
ReplyDeleteRusev jobs.
ReplyDeleteNo, he went with Mortimer and Panda Bear, Panda Bear What Do You See?
ReplyDeleteI'm still thinking on dinner. Maybe a sub.
RUSEV CRUSH! I'd honestly like a nice Cena vs. Rusev feud.
ReplyDeleteIndeed.I did this test faster than the last one.
ReplyDeleteAnd have one of the highest salaries in the league.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a great feud... for me to poop on!
ReplyDeleteRandom question: why didn't they bring in Hogan to save the Survivor Series 92 main event when Warrior flaked out?
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I'd honestly like Rusev if they dumped the 1980s gimmick.
ReplyDeleteNice. I hated that feeling of being done first or close to first and look up and notice everyone else still working. Made me feel like I got everything wrong.
ReplyDeleteIs LeBron talking to Courtney Love? I need sweet context...
ReplyDeleteI had the feeling I was writing few stuff.
ReplyDeleteReigns is improving at promos.
ReplyDeleteRoman is awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou mean in the tag match? Hogan/Savage vs. Flair/Razor would've been cool.
ReplyDeleteIs the first one called Star Wars or A New Hope?
ReplyDeleteI've noticed that the more you right, the better score you get.
ReplyDeleteWe actually have a pretty awesome scene. Not sure where you did your research.
ReplyDeleteMichael Ruhlman and Michael Symon are pretty pissed at you right now about the restaurant take.
ReplyDeleteWarrior flaked out very late into that angle didn't he? As in 2 weeks or so before the show? Not enough time to properly build that match.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is the whole steroid thing
ReplyDeleteSure, a submissive fat hooker, why not?
ReplyDeleteSo when's the next time WWE is in Miami so Sandow can wear a LeBron jersey?
ReplyDeleteI was honestly pretty stoked about the Perfect turn/return at the time. I wouldn't have preferred Hogan.
ReplyDeleteStar Wars
ReplyDeleteLol fair enough.
ReplyDeleteWill Cleveland Sports ever amount to anything?
ReplyDeleteSo Harlem Heat are gonna team up with Wade Barrett and I guess you meant Meng? Not quite all-star, but nice to see some fresh booking.
ReplyDeleteIndians are on the rise, Cavs are on the rise, Browns still suck, Gladiators are really really good this year, Lake Erie Monsters had a bad year..
ReplyDeleteSCOTT KEITH IS AWARE OF THE INSIDE JOKES! Next he'll discover BoD Raw and be like "Who the fuck are Archie Stackhouse and Cooltrainer Bret? Depush these scrubs! They don't draw comments!"
ReplyDeleteIts a dark day for the BoD midcard.
Please let this happen.
ReplyDeleteThey have good college teams.
ReplyDeleteWe have one college in Cleveland and that is Cleveland St.
ReplyDeleteI mean the state, Ohio.
ReplyDeleteIf anything would redeem the gimmick at this point........
ReplyDeleteIf there was enough time to do a Perfect face turn, there was enough time to announce Hogan was coming back.
ReplyDeleteDo you have them on VHS or something?
ReplyDeleteSilly WCW, one city represents an entire state! Who the fuck cares about Cincy or Columbus?
ReplyDeleteThe original question asked about Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteThis is like finding out that Vince McMahon has a Blu-Ray collection or knows who Selina Gomez is or finally now gets the joke behind 'Y2J Problem. Terrifying.
ReplyDeleteWell, it still counts, technically. The Patriots aren't from Boston but everyone associates them with Boston, etc.
ReplyDeleteThis must have been a rough few days for you with the way they were teasing LeBron coming back/not coming back you must have felt like telling LeBron... "Quit playin' games with my heart..."
ReplyDeleteTo announce? Sure, but not to properly build the return of the biggest star in the biz.
ReplyDeletePlus Hulk was probably feeling blue over his incredible shrinking body at the time. Not to mention you've gotta give the new guys like Bret & Shawn some time on top alone to sink business a bit.
I'm continuing my run through WWF's 1999 pay-per-views with Backlash. Scott gave HHH-X-Pac an absurd ****. It was 10 minutes of HHH beating the shit out of X-Pac's neck, with Jim Ross being hysteric about how "this kid" might never be the same again. X-Pac got a heatless comeback sequence, Kane comes out to chokeslame HHH and Chyna, sets them up for the fucking Bronco Buster, then HHH wins anyway. Horrible match with a horrible ending. People were very justified in hating HHH 15 years ago.
ReplyDeleteWatching Backlash 04. If Foley could have stayed at that weight, he could have had another run. Looked awesome in his match with Orton.
ReplyDeleteThen, now, always?
ReplyDelete1999 Scott relied on what I'm assumign was straight vodka to get through shows.
ReplyDelete"apparently taco night is cancelled this week!"
ReplyDeleteJesus why don't they just water board you?
Great show, i still remember the fans chanting break his neck,break his neck at Benoit when he had HBK in the crossface.
ReplyDeleteThat chant proved a bit unfortunate.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH HE IS A WORLD FAMOUS ATHLETE PLAYING FOR A WORLD FAMOUS TEAM IN A LEAGUE THE WHOLE WORLD WATCHES.
ReplyDeleteApparently.
One of my favorite Foley matches ever. I'd say its his second best one in WWF, right behind his HHH one.
ReplyDeleteDid they never release the real originals on DVD?
ReplyDeleteI've got the VHS.
Shining Wizard.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to own Madden 15 so I can sack Manziel multiple times. Can't stand that cocky motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteTrips took a huge step backwards in the first half of 1999 after a pretty damn great 1998. Got hurt and overcompensated by putting on too much muscle mass which effected his mobility,endurance and performance upon his return.
ReplyDeleteThankfully HHH always learns from his mistakes!
Is it just me or is Disqus flawed today with the whole auto updating thing?
ReplyDeleteI walked into that one. *sniffs coldly* But I shan't again, sir!
ReplyDeleteShawn had his neck broken.? That's a shame.
ReplyDeleteGOOD MAN.
ReplyDeleteIs it true they no longer have importable draft classes from NCAA? Who the fuck thought that was anything resembling a good idea?
ReplyDeleteThen he became a GOD in the vision of Scott in 2000.
ReplyDeleteI think that is still Ortons best match
ReplyDeleteYou go the whole day thinking that you're coming home to tacos and you come home to "I'm tired and I'm not making tacos, let me know what you want and I'll run out."
ReplyDeleteIt's a harsh end to the week.
AJ is fucking awesome! She made a match with Cameron entertaining. Now give her some mic time or are they holding that back as punishment?
ReplyDeleteI kinda dig the old Phil Spector girl groups from the 60s.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else finding the craptacular new Disqus update means that, if you upvote a post, any child posts it may have also get upvoted? Might just be from within Disqus itself.
ReplyDeleteWell the NCAA filed a suit against EA so no more college football games
ReplyDeleteNo don't assume...He pretty much wrote that he did.
ReplyDeleteDamn I do love this trilogy.
ReplyDeleteBoba Fetts original voice sounds so damn scary and menacing.
Does Han shoots first in this trilogy you have?
ReplyDeleteDid you watch Brazil vs. Germany?
ReplyDeleteYeah, he was really up and down. I feel like the match suffered greatly from the "psychology" of Triple H focusing on the neck for what seemed like an eternity. The whole match needed to be eight minutes at most.
ReplyDeleteHow did Brazil do against Germany?
ReplyDeleteRusev is my girl's guilty pleasure wrestler right now.
ReplyDeleteMore specifically she marks out whenever they show Putin's face.
If they have Cena feud with Rusev, leading to inevitable Photoshoppery of Putin puttin' (get it?) on a silly hat, or Putin looking like he's been POOED-IN(on), she may swallow her own tongue with utter joy.
It was the performance I wanted.
ReplyDeleteIs he also really into the 1980s then?
ReplyDeleteAny riots yet?
ReplyDeleteSome drunk douches angry because of Brazil's defeat.No riots.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked Disqus hasn't tried to develop an instant messaging service
ReplyDeletePerfect.
ReplyDeleteThat seems a little over the top.
ReplyDeleteSend her over, I've got something that she can swallow.
People take sports way too seriously.
ReplyDeleteFunniest thing I've seen all day. I really needed that laugh. ALL the up-votes to you!
ReplyDeleteIdiots.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Layla for sure got bigger boobs.
ReplyDeleteNo beheadings is a good day at a Brazilian soccer match.
ReplyDeleteNot the R-E-A-L originals, no.
ReplyDeleteThey couldn't make a 2002 message board.
ReplyDeleteProbably needed to fill time after the short Mankind Vs Big Show match.
ReplyDeleteOr they are sagging now due to her being almost 40
ReplyDeleteSo that Summer Rae & Dolph Ziggler angle never went anywhere.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you gotta plow the hell out of that hooker, man. And tell her to stop by Taco Bell on the way over.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, noooOOOOooothing can go wrong!
Did Bosh REALLY still want to play with LeBron? Why didn't Bosh re-sign a week ago? Why did he wait for LeBron to announce he was leaving only to re-sign anyways?
ReplyDeleteNCAA burning a pile of cash? Never seen that before.....
ReplyDeleteMo money mo money mo
ReplyDeleteHere's how little Smackdown means to me - I clicked on the thread without reading the description and I saw the running commentary and figured you guys were watching Main Event on the Network or something.
ReplyDeleteWhen did his avatar review WM 2?
ReplyDeleteThat match made me a fan of Orton. Before that I couldn't stand the guy(in a markish way) but his performance made me completely buy into Orton as legit. So...Foley did his job. One of my all time favorite matches. Foley cut an amazing promo sometime during that feud and punched himself in the face and splitting himself open and continuing the promo while Orton looks on in horror as Mick begs Orton to spit in his face. Amazing stuff but I cannot find it anywhere.
ReplyDeleteLeBron this, LeBron that... I'm tired of looking at his premature bald head.
ReplyDeleteI remember that one. Doesn't he spit on him and he has a loogie hanging off of his beard too?
ReplyDeleteThey could fuck up trying to though
ReplyDeleteNow he gets a shitload more money.
ReplyDeleteHe was God from 2000-2001. I'll say it. I love Punk and am a bigger fan of his than I am Triple H but I'll take 2000-2001 Triple H over any run Punk has had including his great run from 2011-2012.
ReplyDeleteWhen does G1 starts?
ReplyDeleteWhen's the last time the WWE title was defended on RAW or SD?
ReplyDeleteThe new Kayary Pamru Pamru album is mildly disappointing compared to 'Nanda Collection', though far less patchy than her first.
ReplyDeleteThe new (12th!) Manic Street Preachers album is one of their best.
7/21 - 8/10
ReplyDeleteHe has 118 million reasons why.
ReplyDeleteIf Lebron had stayed, CB4 was taking a paycut to stay. But Miami got desperate
ReplyDeleteI enjoy Smackdown more than Raw most weeks, no nonsense Wrassling and it's over in a reasonable 2 hours flat.
ReplyDeleteSure it's lacking big returns and even major angles but i still enjoy it.
The Seibu dome is already sold out,this time NJPW hit a goal;
ReplyDeleteThis "I'm Coming Home" picture is the most powerful one in Sports history.
ReplyDeletehttp://oi62.tinypic.com/5d9xdl.jpg
Same. I'm so much more relaxed when watching it. Plus I don't pass out from watching.
ReplyDeleteDisqus would fuck up a chalkboard.
ReplyDeleteI just saw they're running Rusev/Reigns in the main event. I'll check that one out.
ReplyDeleteThat's a huge 30,000 seat arena, too.
ReplyDeleteG1 applies to the entire original run of Transforners, including post-movie. Beast Wars for example, is not a part of it.
ReplyDeleteTitus O'Neill and Heath Slater teaming up with no explanation,angle,interview or anything to explain it aside from Michael Cole doing it for them.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant as always WWE.
There's a manic street preacher on a corner near my office most days.
ReplyDeleteThere's 2, actually. One is clearly mentally disabled and just stands there mumbling to himself and holding out pamphlets and occasionally yells "JESUS" at the top of his lungs out of nowhere. The other is a little more together and uses a megaphone to spread the word.
Titus and Heath as tag partners!!!
ReplyDeleteTell him to stop sucking your dick, then.
ReplyDeleteOh thank you.I love Beast Wars.
ReplyDeleteHow long before the Cavs make a heartfelt Lebron video package set to that "I'm Coming Home" song the WWE uses?
ReplyDeleteTrips was top drawer in those days.
ReplyDeleteYokohama Arena was a failure,but this one and WK were spot on success.
ReplyDeleteIt's not going to suck itself!
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