Let’s talk about….TNA
I keep odd hours.
It drives my wife nuts, since she’s more of a 9-5 type
person. I, on the other hand, am not – I work nights, sometimes past midnight
organizing comics and such. I tend to sleep from about 6 AM until 1 PM, and
start my day from there.
About a week ago, I stopped off at McDonald’s at about 1 AM.
Early enough to beat the bar rush, but still able to get what passes for
dinner. Along the way, I decided that I desired some horrific, yet awesome,
apple pies and put those on at the end. Until I was told they didn’t serve
apple pies at 1 AM, and would I prefer something else?
I chose a cinnamon thing. But that’s not my point.
My point is, the choice was made for me in this particular
instance. One wasn’t available, so I settled for the other. No big deal, the
earth still turned.
Obviously, there’s no need to rehash the news of the past
week. It looks like TNA will be without television within the next few months,
at least on Spike. Considering the anemic attendance that seems to be a staple
of their house show circuit, I would have to believe that losing TV is a pretty
big blow, possibly of the lethal kind. I’ll leave that to others more skilled
to sort out.
But here’s my question for this week: Is the world of
professional wrestling better or worse without TNA?
Now, I will be upfront about something from the jump here. I
don’t watch TNA on a regular basis. I will seek out strongly reviewed matches
for viewing, or particularly well-staged shots of Miss Tessmacher’s very fine
posterior, but I am not a week to week viewer of the promotion. As
aforementioned, I work nights, and TNA has never struck my wrestling bone
enough to consider making them appointment television for myself. I watch
enough wrestling as it is.
But here we are, on the edge of the WWE becoming the only
place to watch televised wrestling outside of the syndicated ROH show and the
local indie promotions on public access. We have lived through this scenario
before, after the folding of WCW (some detractors of TNA’s on-air product say
we never stopped living through it), and we’ve seen that Vince doesn’t have any
real desire to compete with himself at this point, but rather simply wants to
make certain that his competition is crushed before him, much the better to
hear the lamentations of their women.
I fear several things may become true, as is my right as an
alarmist member of the IWC with only speculation and no proof to back those
things up:
1. We will have further homogenizing of the North
American product, as NXT churns out wrestlers whose only unique traits will be
contained in their hairstyles and choice of trunks.
2.
Even basic cable will be hesitant to try out any
professional wrestling on their networks that does not contain the WWE seal,
after the relative failure of WCW and TNA.
3.
Directly relating to number 2, it will become
much more difficult to start a new promotion that could someday challenge the
McMahon empire – who would invest in professional wrestling if there’s no one
that wants it?
4.
Wrestlers will be out of a job in the most
Darwinian sense – it will either be indies/ROH, WWE, or bust. There won’t be a
North American safety net for those wrestlers.
Point by point: as to 1, there is probably little doubt as
to this becoming true. Recently, WWE went out and signed 3 wrestlers with
international reputations – KENTA, Prince Devitt, and Kevin Steen (allegedly on
that last one). Their ‘development’ will be fascinating to watch for those of
us who have seen their matches already – I suspect that Kevin’s moveset, as an
example, will have to be slightly altered due to the WWE not being a current
fan of the piledriver. It would seem that outside of those who attempt to
distinguish themselves with ringwork in NXT (Mr. Zayn comes to mind), the WWE
has more of vested interest in creating the character than creating the
wrestler. Part of that seems to come with making sure the previously learned wrestling
gets thrashed out of the character in exchange for a variety of interchangeable
offensive weapons and a unique finisher. The idea that wrestlers could get over
on a unique moveset along with a unique character has most definitely been
minimalized over the last several years.
Points 2 & 3 are obviously related to financial matters,
but I find them most relevant in many ways. How do you sell the product if no
one wants to buy it? To challenge the McMahon’s at this point, a large amount
of cash must be infused to elevate a promotion to the league necessary to be a
part of that competition. In other words, if you want to make your promotion
seem like a big deal, you gotta put some bucks on the table; who in their right
mind would invest money in any professional wrestling company right now? WWE is
losing money like crazy, and they’re the SUCCESSFUL ones! No cable company is
going to give enough money to keep a national challenger to Vince afloat right
now.
But it’s number 4 that truly gives me pause.
We’re long removed from the territories. However, less
choice for the wrestler is worse for everyone. It’s a domino effect. When the WWE
can control everything about what ‘wrestling’ is, with no visible alternative,
the current and next generation is the one that is hit the most. Kids today who
watch WWE and say to themselves, ‘This is what I want to do when I grow up’
will be exposed to that homogenized style because they have no alternative.
TNA existing allows people who never would have made it in
the current environment of the WWE national exposure. It allowed AJ Styles the chance
to go out and put on great professional wrestling matches on a cable channel that
most of the country can watch. That is a net positive for wrestling as a whole
and as an art form. Wrestling is at its best when allowed different forms and
structures, and TNA provided that in many ways. It gave the wrestlers who maybe
needed a few more years before they were ready for Vince-land a chance to hone
their style as an individual. It allowed wrestlers to earn a living as
professional wrestlers, which in turn allowed them to become extremely strong
at their craft, which in turn allowed the fans even better matches to watch. How
many wrestlers might we lose, how many great matches might have already been
lost, if wrestlers who weren’t right for the WWE couldn’t make a living at
wrestling? How many would give up before their time, not because they wanted
to, but because they had to – after all, it’s hard to devote most of your time
to something that doesn’t feed your family.
Does TNA have problems? Of that, I have no doubt. I can
remember how quickly Scott turned on them after they had no idea how to finish
the Aces and Eights angle, and in talking to folks about their storylines, I
can reasonably ascertain that mistakes have been made to a huge degree in that
promotion. But TNA provides an important service to professional wrestling as a
whole. Even just by existing, they increase the talent pool in wrestling enough
to help the cream rise to the top. They give wrestlers who may have the skill
but not the look that the WWE needs, they give them the chance to go out there
and put on a show to the best of their abilities. And perhaps we're being alarmists, and everything will work out just fine and dandy, although I somehow am skeptical of that happening.
I guess, after all this, what I’m trying to say is that I
wish that TNA would get its shit together already, because losing them would
actually be a blow to the North American wrestling. I know that many people
have been anticipating this deathknell for quite some time, and the
grave-dancing may soon begin. Hopefully without being seen as too much of an
apologist for them, I must ask the question – isn’t the world of professional
wrestling still better off if TNA exists?
Much like my world would have been better if I got my apple
pies.
Rick Poehling
@MrSoze on twitter
That reminds me of something I hated in hockey before the shoot out rule. When I heard something like "The teams battled to a 3-3 OVERTIME tie." Um... EVERY TIE GOES INTO OVERTIME! Talk about redundant!
ReplyDeleteThis is the SNME where Blazer gives a creepy-in-hindsight promo. "I'm gonna go airborne! From the top rope, from the ringpost, from the rafters if I have to!"
ReplyDeleteI kind of take issue with your idea of TNA as a "territory that teaches unique skills." TNA really hasn't created anybody that the WWE would really want. The majority of their guys came in fully-formed, whether from WWE or ROH. The only guys they really grew themselves are Beer Money, who they wasted. TNA hasn't contributed really anything to the wrestling landscape. The AJ/Daniels/Joe group would have same level of fame if they'd just stayed in ROH. TNA's just been a squatter with a time slot, ruining chances for other promotions to get there own shows by showing just how incompetent an Indy can be.
ReplyDeleteIs this to distinguish from the double countout IN the ring, where both men are out on the mat for a count of 10? Rarely is the finish used.
ReplyDelete"I work nights, sometimes past midnight organizing comics and such. I tend to sleep from about 6 AM until 1 PM"
ReplyDeleteStaying up late organising comics and then not getting up again until the afternoon isn't work, it's college.
Hard to argue with that, especially your last line.
ReplyDeleteThe squatter with a time slot comment is so up vote worthy. Exactly. They were just the worthless sponge of a company that moneyed their way into two hours on Spike.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the no alternative stuff. TNA only took 15 months after WCW's death to start. This opens up the landscape for welcome changes.
Wow, that's indeed so rare that I never thought about it. (I stick by my overtime tie thing though) :)
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus.
ReplyDeleteYes please elaborate on this.
ReplyDelete"Next time on NPP"
ReplyDelete"It gave the wrestlers who maybe
ReplyDeleteneeded a few more years before they were ready for Vince-land a chance to hone
their style as an individual. It allowed wrestlers to earn a living as
professional wrestlers, which in turn allowed them to become extremely strong
at their craft, which in turn allowed the fans even better matches to watch. "
If going to the WWE where you stated before that style is homogenized (which it is) is the goal, and TNA talents going to WWE would have their movesets changed... then what's the point for TNA?
They already have NXT.
This doesn't make any sense. Its only a minor league feeder system on a different channel by your words, rather than a true alternative.
Eh that's only. 0.4 Meekin on unsettling personal life details.
ReplyDeleteOh, it's at MOST a 0.4. I'm just saying that there's no shame in saying "Yeah, I'm between jobs right now". I mean, THIS ECONOMY.
ReplyDeleteBERRIED!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI never 'got' Bad News Brown. Who is this fat guy and why is he talking about sharecroppers?
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a feeder system that doesn't work. So... Fun!!
ReplyDeleteI'm actually shocked that they protected Brown's finisher here. Every single other wrestler in the company, Hogan just took their finisher and kicked out. At least he dodged the ghetto blaster in this case.
ReplyDeleteHe's only sweet because his blood is 100% proof. If I understand Catholicism correctly. Which I don't.
ReplyDeleteA feeder system where everyone is on food stamps seems like an oxymoron.
ReplyDeleteIt was a dumping grounds for has-beens, but now with the youth movement, its a dumping grounds for never-will bes...
ReplyDeleteAlthough I can't be upset at ECIII
EC3 is one of the only things I genuinely like about that show.
ReplyDeleteI find this also intriguing. How long does it take to organise some comics anyway?
ReplyDeleteUnless I've entirely misread things and his life is like Seth Rogen in Funny People, 'organising comics'.
Your first two sentences are the exact same thought I had when I read that line in Scott's review. Give me the choice between having Bad News's or Samoa Joe's career and I'm taking Bad News every time.
ReplyDeleteEC3 is absolutely tremendous.
ReplyDelete"YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!" "YES I CAN"
"YOU SUCK!" "I'M VERY GOOD"
He and Rockstar Spud have been for me like a glittering oasis in a shit desert, this past year or so.
That's awesome...what a great show to have as your first. I'm sure there were a lot of brutal squashes for Superstars/Challenge, but as an 11 year old, I'm guessing you didn't care...
ReplyDeleteI actually went to a TNA house show last year. Spud is even smaller than he appears on tv. I can't believe how much he's grown on me since than.
ReplyDeleteLet's keep in mind that this was probably written BEFORE TNA screwed up Joe 6 ways from Sunday, and he seemed like a sure thing. But then, TNA did what TNA does.
ReplyDeleteI'm always amazed at the I'm going to type something up about my life in this article...:reads it over:... yep no chance anyone is going to jump on this or find it weird :Publish:
ReplyDeleteIm a fan of Rockstar Spud as well.
ReplyDeleteIts terrible he is soooooo small but he plays his role so well as Dixie's right hand.
*rimshot*
ReplyDeleteGood point. It's been so long since TNA started screwing up Samoa Joe, I've practically forgotten he was once a sure thing...
ReplyDeleteYep, but hey, gotta keep the WWE castoffs strong, amirite??
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