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Oh my God! It's THEMECHANICMENG!

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Not sure how to feel about this...but, apparently, Meng/Haku works for Toyota in Florida. 

Yup.

I didn't know that he was on their employee wall over at David Maus Toyota on the Internet, though.

Anyhow, there's the link:

David Maus Toyota

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  1. Matt PerriJuly 19, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    "MENG! You did a fucking awful job with that tire rota--AAAAAA!!! MY ARM!!!"

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  2. Justin HenryJuly 19, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    TO HAKU!

    http://www.wrestlecrap.com/rants/to-haku/

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  3. dirtyearsbillJuly 19, 2014 at 10:37 PM

    I would be so happy to buy a car from Meng if I lived in Florida.

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  4. Vince JordanJuly 19, 2014 at 10:38 PM

    Hasn't this been common knowledge for several years now?

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  5. Ryan NorcrossJuly 19, 2014 at 10:38 PM

    I heard he changes tires by applying the Guzzle.

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  6. Ryan NorcrossJuly 19, 2014 at 10:39 PM

    Any reason to talk about THEMONSTERMENG is a good reason.

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  7. Matt PerriJuly 19, 2014 at 10:40 PM

    We need to document the new career at the BoD. Plus, it's THEMONSTERMENG.

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  8. Kyle FittaJuly 19, 2014 at 10:42 PM

    This has been known since 2010.

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  9. ONITA100July 19, 2014 at 10:48 PM

    Tim Cooke looks like the biggest fucking doofus on the planet

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  10. StarscreamliveJuly 19, 2014 at 11:03 PM

    The hydraulic lift got fired and replaced at David Maus Toyota.

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  11. ABeyAnce1©July 19, 2014 at 11:03 PM

    I know I wouldn't say no to him.

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  12. PATRICKisLEGENDJuly 19, 2014 at 11:08 PM

    I remember reading about a decade ago that he sells cars and was doing really well at it. Had no idea he was still going (TONGA) strong.

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  13. DavidJuly 19, 2014 at 11:12 PM

    To me the weirdest things are that he's smiling and wearing a polo shirt

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  14. teenagewildlifeJuly 19, 2014 at 11:20 PM

    wowsers

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  15. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANJuly 19, 2014 at 11:28 PM

    Forget buying cars, how would you like Haku to be your boss? Fuck up that tire rotation, get your eye gouged out.

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  16. PetrockJuly 19, 2014 at 11:35 PM

    Argue your bill get your nose but off.

    Seriously though I'd be honored to have my car serviced by Haku.

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  17. Biscuit!July 19, 2014 at 11:50 PM

    I'm currently researching cars. Thank god I'm several states away from Florida so I don't have to fear for my life if I don't buy a Toyota.

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  18. Uncrusimatic_Buck_NastyJuly 20, 2014 at 12:13 AM

    i wonder if he gets an annual push like he did in the dying years of wcw

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  19. LSciscoJuly 20, 2014 at 12:29 AM

    He looks so awkward smiling in that picture, but I guess giving a stern look isn't good for wooing the customers.

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  20. Hoss_of_BoDJuly 20, 2014 at 1:07 AM

    Yeah, complain to him about his work on your car.

    Once.

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  21. Rusty ShacklefordJuly 20, 2014 at 2:16 AM

    I imagine a real-life Street Fighter bonus round would break out.

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  22. Rusty ShacklefordJuly 20, 2014 at 2:17 AM

    Kind of reminds me of Will Ferrell's take on Ric Flair as a car dealer in Eastbound and Down.

    Good for him though, at least he's not a professional man-whore like Buff Bagwell.

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  23. X-ManJuly 20, 2014 at 4:32 AM

    Auto Mechanic? If only Bobby Heenan would have paid him that money for body slamming John Studd.. #lyingbastards

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  24. X-ManJuly 20, 2014 at 4:56 AM

    Screw Slam City.. THIS should be a reality show on the Network... Haku walkign around the garage with no shoes on, headbutting co-workers for eating his pineapple that he left in the break room refrigerator, giving the Asian Spike to customers that don't want to pay... That's entertainment!

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  25. X-ManJuly 20, 2014 at 5:52 AM

    Yata!!

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  26. X-ManJuly 20, 2014 at 5:56 AM

    They snapped the photo right after he popped someone's eyeball out.

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  27. X-ManJuly 20, 2014 at 5:58 AM

    I'm sure he's Employee Of The Month every single damn month.. Nobody is trying to take away his title!! AMIRITE

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  28. WCW1987July 20, 2014 at 7:13 AM

    Not sure why every smark on the IWC feels the need to make fun of people that get jobs when they are done with wrestling.

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  29. RatboyJuly 20, 2014 at 7:40 AM

    Ol' Hacksaw's coming to take that title! And that salesguy Nikolai better not try to sing the Russian national anthem or he's going to get a 2x4 to the head, because this is the USA! Tough guy!

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  30. Ry MurphyJuly 20, 2014 at 7:43 AM

    Longer than that. i've known for at least ten years.

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  31. Ry MurphyJuly 20, 2014 at 7:45 AM

    This seems like a good place to mention Meng & Me, a comic strip on Facebook that stars Meng and Eric Bischoff. Only a few so far but pretty funny.

    And yeah, super old news. I think my ex in FL used to bliw David Maus's son so fuck that guy.

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  32. mikeJuly 20, 2014 at 7:46 AM

    I would guess that for a lot of wrestlers who never got main event money, the plan is to live cheap, throw everything you make in the bank/investments for retirement, then just work a job to cover your lifestyle until you want to retire.

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  33. SodiePopJuly 20, 2014 at 7:51 AM

    I don't people are necessarily making fun of them, its just interesting and a bit surreal to learn that some of your favorite tough-guy ring brutes are engaged in "normal stuff" once they hang it up. I for one am glad for him. They all have to do something after the wrestling life, and a lot of them self-destruct or stick around the scene far too long after their time has passed.


    Not Meng! He's got shit to do!

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  34. Adam MooreJuly 20, 2014 at 8:13 AM

    "And, now, here's a special look at the monster, Meng!"

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  35. PrimeTimeTenJuly 20, 2014 at 8:15 AM

    He uses the Torquewrench Death Grip.

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  36. Adam MooreJuly 20, 2014 at 8:16 AM

    Amen! There are only so many top spots to go around. Not everyone is going to pull in the money of Cena or even Dolph Ziggler. Plus, even if you make a lot of money, let's say you retire at 40. That stay leaves you a lot of life to make your money last.

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  37. Rusty ShacklefordJuly 20, 2014 at 8:33 AM

    'Surreal' sums it up perfectly.


    Imagine finding out that one of your co-workers held the world heavyweight tag titles with Andre the Giant.

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  38. Mister_E_KindaBuzzedAllBecauseJuly 20, 2014 at 8:49 AM

    I'm not sure why you would have mixed feelings on this.


    Dude got a job. Good for him.


    And it's old news anyhow.

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  39. ziggaman730July 20, 2014 at 9:15 AM

    gotta pay the bills. better than most of the older guard too proud to take up honest work and drink and drug their life away... plus if there is ever a fight over the complimentary coffee at Maus Toyota you know who is taking care of business quickly!

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  40. ziggaman730July 20, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    meng/haku was higher on the card than ziggler. he would be 10 x champ in todays wrestling.

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  41. ziggaman730July 20, 2014 at 9:17 AM

    if i worked there i would chew his ear off asking for stories...

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  42. BobbyJuly 20, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    Haku is always employee of the month. Always.

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  43. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 20, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    I never got why Meng went from a suit wearing asskicker to a maniacal islander overnight.

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  44. Biscuit!July 20, 2014 at 9:40 AM

    There's something off about Hacksaw working at a Toyota dealership.

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  45. Biscuit!July 20, 2014 at 9:43 AM

    Anything to get on a group insurance plan. Private coverage for him before the ACA must have been impossible to get.

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  46. Night81July 20, 2014 at 9:48 AM

    Yeah, it's pretty tasteless. Even if wrestlers don't need the money, they still need to work to keep busy. Otherwise you get into trouble.

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  47. Night81July 20, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    I know. What a hypocrite...the least he could do is work for an American auto company!

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  48. WiffleBatJuly 20, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    And he would yank your eye out in retribution.

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  49. MrAJuly 20, 2014 at 10:17 AM

    You do NOT complain about the service at David Maus Toyota. You also don't try to haggle, demand more for your trade in, refuse the clear coat protection or ask for fresh coffee.

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  50. MrAJuly 20, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    That's David Maus Toyota. You won't leave without a car... I guarantee it.

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  51. ABeyAnce1©July 20, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    Otherwise he'll rip your eye out.

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  52. ABeyAnce1©July 20, 2014 at 11:17 AM

    It's just leaving money on the table.

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  53. Belgian BomberJuly 20, 2014 at 12:27 PM

    I would buy a "Haku Yoga" DVD in a heartbeat

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  54. Darryl StewartJuly 20, 2014 at 12:33 PM

    The commercial is cool too though I thought for a moment, the first guy was Low Ki/Kaval: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpwgtR_9PNs

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  55. Curtis WilliamsJuly 20, 2014 at 12:38 PM

    Knowing what I know about Meng/Haku, he could give any kind of rate and I wouldn't complain/argue about it.

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  56. Buster AbbottJuly 20, 2014 at 1:36 PM

    You can't get pro wrestlers to agree to anything, except for the unanimous opinion that Meng is easily the biggest badass of anyone

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  57. Charlie OwensJuly 20, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    Or the bonus round in Final Fight.


    "OH MY GOD! *kneels down crying*"

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  58. Matt PerriJuly 20, 2014 at 10:24 PM

    Kinduva joke.

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  59. X-ManJuly 21, 2014 at 10:27 AM

    "I promise to gouge your eyes out if you ask me a question during my break time."

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  60. X-ManJuly 21, 2014 at 10:50 AM

    "Oh what a feeling.. to have your eye gouged out.. Toyota!!"

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