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TNA Destination X Live Thread

Matches tonight include:

Austin Aries vs. Bobby Lashley for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Matt & Jeff Hardy vs. The Wolves for the TNA Tag Team Championships

Also, three qualifying matches to determine the new X Division Champion:

Low Ki vs. Manik vs. DJ Z
Sanada vs. Brian Cage vs. Crazzy Steve
Samoa Joe vs. Tigre Uno vs. Homicide

Comments

  1. Brian Cage is there, He's F'n machine!

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  2. If only this was a PPV, or commercial free.

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  3. Poor Austin Aries, you deserved more than this.

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  4. Red Ranger.

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  5. Hardy's redemption story ruined it all.

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  6. Mr Excitement.

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  7. Fuck Hardy.

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  8. Not that I'm not interested, but I think KENTA and Devitt are debuting on NXT tonight, so I'll check that out first.

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  9. I agree!
    -Sting

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  10. Wouldn't be Mr. Bad Humor?

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  11. Oh, I'll have to check that out later.

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  12. More promos.

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  13. Always a good way to start off.

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  14. Is that Snitsky?

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  15. Give Sniskey and Zeke the mic.

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  16. Wasn't NXT taped months before they even signed?

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  17. I don't see how mocking people for still chanting ECW and calling the Dudleys and Dreamer broken down has-beens is supposed to make Dixie a bad person.

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  18. Dixie has pretty nice legs. But jesus, she's horrendous.

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  19. Neat, he has a beard now!

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  20. I'm not going to give you old has beens.
    :bust out laughing:

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  21. There's no beauty in this creature, she's the female version of The Hound.

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  22. EC3's hair is in it's prime right now. I hope he appreciates it.

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  23. Bald in the future like Ambrose?

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  24. EC3 is shooting!

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  25. It'll recede. It gets us all eventually.

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  26. I'm actually gonna watch TNA tonight. Just because they haven't gone out of business yet, and because they haven't done any deals with Rogers, yet.

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  27. Yes. KENTA and Devitt are backstage at the tapings happening tonight, though.

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  28. No, she seems to prefer old never-weres. (Well, Rhino was a somebody once, so even that's not 100% true.)

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  29. Rycklon. That's his actual real name.

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  30. Well, they were both in ECW......the BRAND!

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  31. This is the first time I've watched TNA in years...if ever. Why? I'm still trying to figure it out.

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  32. Dixie is smokin' tonight.

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  33. I thought he said it WASN'T from a random name generator?

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  34. Oh. Maybe back to impact then.

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  35. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    Did EC3 slip up and call Zeke a trampion?

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  36. I don't find Dixie that unattractive. Stupid, yes, but not hideous.

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  37. The first part is basically why I'm watching. If they do die, I was there at the end.

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  38. I was thinking the same thing.

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  39. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    Obligatory GOAR GOAR GOAR here.

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  40. I don't see her as stupid... more like innocent.

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  41. Who's this guy talking?

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  42. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    Innocently stupid?

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  43. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    WWE did a deal with Rogers before this, obviously, or they would've axed Raw when they bought The Score (And what a bullshit move that was. Its not like Cam Stewart needed EI or anything! Rat fucks.)

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  44. Dixie is the type of woman that you can pound and then she'd bake you a pie afterwards then run your bath water and hand you the newspaper.

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  45. Naive and stubborn?

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  46. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    WWE NXT Castoff...

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  47. EC3, Dixie's nephew and lover.

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  48. Bullshit. She WILLINGLY hired and tried to hide Russo. That's an automatic "Fuck off and die" from me.

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  49. EC3, aka, former WWE guy Darrick Bateman.

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  50. Stop this!

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  51. Oh shit tag title time

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  52. That's a pretty strong reaction.

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  53. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    I've never seen a thing that has impressed me. But YMMV.

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  54. He's been solid, if occasionally victim to TNA booking.

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  55. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    He deserved better. He was Bryan's protege and the prototype for Team Hell No.

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  56. Matt Hardy looks like he'd smell pretty bad in person.

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  57. Might as well while you still can.

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  58. I found a wrestler more similar to me than Eddie Edwards, Chucky Taylor.

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  59. I'm binge watching Castle on TNT because the Yankees are off tonight.

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  60. I might not have Cornette's raw hatred for him, but I will take Cornette's side 101 times out of 100 when it comes to Russo.

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  61. So consensus is he's nothing patently offensive?

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  62. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    Got damn, those two entrance themes were AWFUL!

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  63. You don't know where the tornados can go.

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  64. Jeff looks weird without a billion colours in his hair.

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  65. His BO is Stronger Than Death.

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  66. Yeah, but now WWE Network is gonna have Rogers stank all over it. This is like waking up on Christmas morning and opening up your first present and finding a piece of shit in it. And a note that says "From Rogers Cable".

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  67. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    YES! My favorite commercials!

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  68. The Kentucky Gentleman who throws invisible grenades and sometimes kisses his bff Trent?

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  69. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    OK, I'm here, the thread can truly begin.

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  70. The present also includes a bill for $120.

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  71. All 6 minutes of them.

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  72. Bingo. Also, he's using Ambrose's finisher. It seems to work best on jobbers.

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  73. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    This tag match should be good. At least we got this before TNA went under.

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  74. Good, we start off hot with a match.

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  75. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    Hes better than average. A lot of guys in TNA/WWE are, really. You can tell if the companies allowed them to amp up the style and personality, they'd be way above what they were. EC3 could've been a better Santino, and yet hes doing this pretty well. Trust us, EC3 is worth a slot.

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  76. Enjoy my boy Drew!

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  77. It's Magoonie.

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  78. He was Fandango's partner in NXT, so by that comparison he's actually doing pretty well for himself.

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  79. Good evening gentlemen. You too Magoonie

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  80. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Just picture him from that pizza eating contest vs MVP on WWE PPV.

    (yeah acronyms everywhere!)

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  81. If I was an MLB pitcher I'd want to hit Jose Reyes like all the time.

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  82. Oh.....my apologies.

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  83. It's scary how accurate Bayless gets them on BoD Raw.

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  84. He did not understood the joke.

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  85. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    You've been mostly AWOL the last couple of Impacts, somebody had to pick up the ball and run with it.

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  86. A mystery writer who teams up with the NYPD to solve crime.

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  87. Actually want to see some of this bit I'll have to wait NXT tapings again, announced the next special for Thursday September 11th

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  88. Oprah NoodlemantraJuly 31, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    This Burger King $5 bill commercial is atrocious. No sense at all...

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  89. So guys...current Dixie or Steph?

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  90. I always choose Steph.

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  91. Steph. Steph. Steph.

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  92. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    So TNA hired knockoff Ving Rhames? Why? Christian couldn't even get a decent match out of him ffs!

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  93. Nathan Fillion solving crimes with a HOT BRUNETTE cop.

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  94. Hoping for more fun with ilovecmpunk.
    :top 5 handshake:

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  95. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Your just jelly. Good evening to you too.

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  96. Steph, holds up much better and I prefer a girl with some thoughts, not many, but some.

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  97. She's not that hot. She's moderately attractive, for TV standards.

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  98. I see. Well today is my birthday so I have nothing to do... because that is how that is supposed to work... so you can give up the Captain's chair

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  99. I wish Farva was here to see that.

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  100. I came across some 2001 Steph and forgot how hot she was back then. She's still attractive but I like her younger style back then.

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  101. I enjoyed their RR match.

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  102. If Farva were still around I would have thought it was him

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  103. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Let's not go whipping each others dicks out this early in the night.

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  104. YO, YO, YO, I think I gotta speak on this!
    so did the tv deal thing ever get worked out? What's the status on that?

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  105. From TV cops no one can top Natalie Martinez.

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  106. One and off deal.

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  107. For some reason, I pictured her with a NJ accent.

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  108. Was there ever a number on network subscribers?

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  109. He's on the roster full-time now.

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  110. 700,000 something.

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  111. But he's still in ROH.

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  112. I know. He's working for both lol

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  113. Well...there will be some future endeavoring after that

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  114. Happy Birthday, playa

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  115. For Under The Dome or CSI:NY? Or Detriot 1-8-7?


    Fer fuck's sake, someone has been typecast.

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  116. Same as a couple days ago. Not dead, just on life support until October. THEN they're dead, barring a last-minute deal.

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  117. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    How is Matt HArdy employed ANYWHERE? I get Shawn Michaels, because the redemption was somewhat genuine, but do they really think Matt isn't gonna go off the deep end again?

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  118. what was it before?

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  119. His brother. People want to be able to work with Jeff, they play nice with Matt.

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  120. 7% of the front office was let go today.

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  121. I saw her in CSI:NY.

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  122. 660 something, the team fucked up and let people cancel their subs before the end of the six month period so they lost like a 100k from Mania.

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  123. Happy official birthday.

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  124. That was from Paypal

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  125. Ok, done with TNA. NXT on the computer and the Nats on TV. Let me know if I miss anything super amazing.

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  126. This is not awesome.

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  127. wow. Yeah, I can see why heads are rolling.

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  128. 667k 42 days after launch it says here

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  129. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Happy Birthday to our favorite misogynist Parallax!

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  130. The picture on [SPIKE TV] keeps on freezing.

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  131. I thought Taz said Sound Effect City.

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  132. Oh, ok my bad. I get my news from the comment threads here I haven't been to 411 since they changed the site design

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  133. Stop screaming little girls.

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  134. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    That would have been impressive if you actually HIT him Matt.

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  135. Happy birthday you machist!

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  136. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Hey, a NAts fan! I thought that bandwagon got burned once it became apparent that Stras and Harper weren't gonna be immediate World Series bringers.

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  137. No, this is okay crowd. But at least the Hardys haven't won yet.

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  138. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Happy Born day, Parallax...

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  139. Well, I'm a bit of a bandwagon fan - I moved here in 2012 and they happened to win the division, so it's been pretty fun.

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  140. The double-submission/pin in tag matches really doesn't make sense because someone's the legal man and someone isn't, so if the non-legal man submits, who cares?

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  141. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Davey moved an hour ago.

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  142. Almost bought the finish.

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  143. Happy day of birthing Parallax.

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  144. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    That's quite the target to aim for on Matt.

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  145. Was watching Steiners/Fujinami and Iizuka from Wrestle War '92 earlier. Forgot how hilariously crazy that match was.

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  146. I recently watched the Atlanta Raw where Steph is unveiled as the new ECW owner and good God was she ridiculously hot back then.


    02-03 GM was her peak, though.

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  147. Stranger in the AlpsJuly 31, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Man, quite the trading deadline this season.

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  148. This match isn't bad.

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  149. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    Matt is looking more like Ras Al Ghul every day.

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  150. It makes sense in keeping the non-legal man from breaking up the legal submission.

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  151. I got the updated NCAA Football 14 rosters.

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  152. Matt is moving to slow.

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  153. The Rays took a shit in all 74 of their fans' mouths

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  154. Ra's Al Ghul would be in a better shape.

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  155. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    Wow, Boston's not even gonna make wild card? I thought Stranger was pushing it.

    (I would've followed basbeall more but I'm not betting it and I'm not playing a video game of it, which is a surefire way to maintain my interest.)

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  156. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    I meant BEFORE the Lazarus Pit

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  157. Drugs and Burger king made that.

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  158. Stranger in the AlpsJuly 31, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    Serves them right for not coming out to the games even when the Rays are winning.

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  159. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 31, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    That Lazarus Pit spa really does wonders.

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  160. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    GOTTDAMN!!!!

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  161. You did not mentioned this.

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  162. MLB The Show is one of the few video game staples I have.

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  163. Well, that looked kind of sick.

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  164. And the right finish. Solid match, just didn't feel special.

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  165. Pro sports fails in Florida

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  166. I think I'm going there next week.

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  167. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 31, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    Did they axe that series? I asked in a previous thread and got an answer, btu I forget what it was.

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  168. Jeff didn't have time to get in and break up the count but he DID have time to takte his top off while outside.

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  169. Xbox's baseball game sucks the bologna pony

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  170. Stranger in the AlpsJuly 31, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    Ha ha. "Season's not over yet".

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  171. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    You're already like 16...how much younger you wanna be?

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  172. One of the longest TV matches in a while.

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  173. The Fat Teen Chick Thriller

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  174. THAT WAS TWO STARS chant

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  175. F'N Body Slams - Dan SelbyJuly 31, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Only just caught the last few minutes of that match - looked good.


    Dare I say it, but could we have 3 good Impacts in a row...? First time in a while.

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  176. However the servers are still up and users are making updated rosters for the 2014 season.

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  177. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 31, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Last time I was in Orlando I was at a club and the Yankees were playing the Rays and no one cared.

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  178. Give it time, it will get bad again.

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  179. F'N Body Slams - Dan SelbyJuly 31, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    Was massively impressed with Low-Ki last show, gotta say.

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  180. You did not acomplished a WWE title Low Ki.

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