Here is the card:
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena for the WWE Title
Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton
Sheamus vs. Cesaro for the U.S. Title
Dolph Ziggler vs. Miz for the Intercontinental Title
Usos vs. Goldust & Stardust for the Tag Team Titles
Paige vs. Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee for the Diva's Title
Mark Henry vs. Rusev
????? vs. Seth Rollins (The Big Show was Rollins' surprise opponent at last night's house show so it might end up being him)
Also, click inside and hit refresh for up to the minute match results and analysis that will be on top of the page.
Goldust & Stardust vs. The Usos for the WWE Tag Team Championships
Goldust & Stardust won the titles after Cody rolled up Jey and held the tights after getting his knees up on a splash attempt. This match felt more like a house show match than a PPV match to be honest. They got a lot of time and most of it was back and forth with the exception being a heat sequence on Jimmy. The announcers obnoxiously tried to get over the terms "cosmic twins" and cosmic key" throughout the match. The crowd actually cheered Stardust when he tagged and its clear the heel turn of the Rhodes Brothers is not working. I don't think the fans want to boo them (12:47) **1/4
Cesaro vs. Sheamus for the WWE U.S. Championship
Sheamus retains with a Brogue Kick. Match started off with a dead crowd until about halfway through when Cesaro destroyed Sheamus with an European Uppercut. After that, these two beat the tar out of each other and working some incredibly crisp and fast-paced sequences until the finish. Cesaro, in defeat, still looked great in this match with his moveset. He is so underutilized right now that it isnt even funny. (13:06) ***1/2.
Backstage, the Big Show gives Mark Henry a patriotic pep talk.
Country Band Florida Georgia line join the announcers booth.
Miz w/ Damien Sandow vs. Dolph Ziggler w/ R Truth for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
The focus of this was on the commentary with the announcers talking with Florida Georgia Line, who eventually beat up Sandow, and hyping up their appearance on this year's "Tribute to the Troops." It was actually hard to focus on the match with the excruciatingly bad commentary but the match itself was subpar and worse than usual between these two. The finish came when Ziggler super kicked Sandow off of the apron but Miz used a reverse rollup and grabbed a handful of tights to get the win and the belt. This is the second title tonight that has changed hands with a heel grabbing tights on a rollup (9:25) *1/2.
We are shown footage about Roman Reigns' surgery including quotes from Reigns himself along with his doctor.
Seth Rollins is in the ring. He runs down Reigns and calls him out for not being a real man. He orders the ref to count to ten then raise his hand in victory. Rollins then issues an open challenge when a cab is shown pulling up to the arena backstage and the crowd pops when it turns out to be Dean Ambrose. We do not get a match but rather Ambrose beating the piss out of Rollins around the arena. The Authority and a mix of agents and security run out and eventually stop Ambrose when HHH tosses them a zip tie as they carry Ambrose to the back. Seems like they are going with Ambrose/Rollins and Hell in a Cell and that is a good choice and would mean more than a match without build on this show.
Mark Henry vs. Rusev w/ Lana
Lillian Garcia sang the National Anthem before the match and did a mighty fine job plus it pumped up the crowd.......until about 30 seconds into the match. Slow and lumbering match, which was expected to be honest. Rusev got the win with the Accolade after he failed to put away Rusev after hitting the World's Strongest Slam. JBL kept pushing on commentary that Henry let down America and they might go with that angle for him because this feud seems over. At least it should be over after the heel wins cleanly (8:23) *1/2.
Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho
Orton got the win with an RKO in midair. The finished was way too telegraphed. Jericho wrestled his best match in this run. They got the crowd into it as the match had no build but these two are capable vets so it should not be too surprising. No idea where they go with Orton after this. (14:50) ***1/4
AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella vs. Paige for the WWE Diva's Championship
AJ won the belt after making Paige tap to the Black Widow. The match itself was fine but there was little heat. I give credit to Nikki as she did a better than expected job as a heel in the match. Plus, she took a crazy back bump to the floor. Sadly, the AJ/Paige feud looks to continuing (8:22) **.
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman for the WWE Championship
Lesnar retained the belt with a DQ finish. Rollins ran in and hit Cena with his MiTB briefcase after Cena hit Lesnar with a 4th AA. A lot more even than their SummerSlam match. Not a fan of the finish as this show has been hyped as a one-match show with this rematch heavily hyped and promoted. And as a main event, especially someone like Brock who works a limited schedule, a rematch isnt always in the works. I think they go with Cena vs. Rollins at the next PPV based off of Cena's facial expressions at the end as he acted like this was his last chance against Brock. But they actually have a few ways to go at Hell in a Cell so that could be good. In hindsight, this finish could look a lot better if they book strongly going forward (14:50) ***
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena for the WWE Title
Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton
Sheamus vs. Cesaro for the U.S. Title
Dolph Ziggler vs. Miz for the Intercontinental Title
Usos vs. Goldust & Stardust for the Tag Team Titles
Paige vs. Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee for the Diva's Title
Mark Henry vs. Rusev
????? vs. Seth Rollins (The Big Show was Rollins' surprise opponent at last night's house show so it might end up being him)
Also, click inside and hit refresh for up to the minute match results and analysis that will be on top of the page.
Goldust & Stardust vs. The Usos for the WWE Tag Team Championships
Goldust & Stardust won the titles after Cody rolled up Jey and held the tights after getting his knees up on a splash attempt. This match felt more like a house show match than a PPV match to be honest. They got a lot of time and most of it was back and forth with the exception being a heat sequence on Jimmy. The announcers obnoxiously tried to get over the terms "cosmic twins" and cosmic key" throughout the match. The crowd actually cheered Stardust when he tagged and its clear the heel turn of the Rhodes Brothers is not working. I don't think the fans want to boo them (12:47) **1/4
Cesaro vs. Sheamus for the WWE U.S. Championship
Sheamus retains with a Brogue Kick. Match started off with a dead crowd until about halfway through when Cesaro destroyed Sheamus with an European Uppercut. After that, these two beat the tar out of each other and working some incredibly crisp and fast-paced sequences until the finish. Cesaro, in defeat, still looked great in this match with his moveset. He is so underutilized right now that it isnt even funny. (13:06) ***1/2.
Backstage, the Big Show gives Mark Henry a patriotic pep talk.
Country Band Florida Georgia line join the announcers booth.
Miz w/ Damien Sandow vs. Dolph Ziggler w/ R Truth for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
The focus of this was on the commentary with the announcers talking with Florida Georgia Line, who eventually beat up Sandow, and hyping up their appearance on this year's "Tribute to the Troops." It was actually hard to focus on the match with the excruciatingly bad commentary but the match itself was subpar and worse than usual between these two. The finish came when Ziggler super kicked Sandow off of the apron but Miz used a reverse rollup and grabbed a handful of tights to get the win and the belt. This is the second title tonight that has changed hands with a heel grabbing tights on a rollup (9:25) *1/2.
We are shown footage about Roman Reigns' surgery including quotes from Reigns himself along with his doctor.
Seth Rollins is in the ring. He runs down Reigns and calls him out for not being a real man. He orders the ref to count to ten then raise his hand in victory. Rollins then issues an open challenge when a cab is shown pulling up to the arena backstage and the crowd pops when it turns out to be Dean Ambrose. We do not get a match but rather Ambrose beating the piss out of Rollins around the arena. The Authority and a mix of agents and security run out and eventually stop Ambrose when HHH tosses them a zip tie as they carry Ambrose to the back. Seems like they are going with Ambrose/Rollins and Hell in a Cell and that is a good choice and would mean more than a match without build on this show.
Mark Henry vs. Rusev w/ Lana
Lillian Garcia sang the National Anthem before the match and did a mighty fine job plus it pumped up the crowd.......until about 30 seconds into the match. Slow and lumbering match, which was expected to be honest. Rusev got the win with the Accolade after he failed to put away Rusev after hitting the World's Strongest Slam. JBL kept pushing on commentary that Henry let down America and they might go with that angle for him because this feud seems over. At least it should be over after the heel wins cleanly (8:23) *1/2.
Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho
Orton got the win with an RKO in midair. The finished was way too telegraphed. Jericho wrestled his best match in this run. They got the crowd into it as the match had no build but these two are capable vets so it should not be too surprising. No idea where they go with Orton after this. (14:50) ***1/4
AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella vs. Paige for the WWE Diva's Championship
AJ won the belt after making Paige tap to the Black Widow. The match itself was fine but there was little heat. I give credit to Nikki as she did a better than expected job as a heel in the match. Plus, she took a crazy back bump to the floor. Sadly, the AJ/Paige feud looks to continuing (8:22) **.
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman for the WWE Championship
Lesnar retained the belt with a DQ finish. Rollins ran in and hit Cena with his MiTB briefcase after Cena hit Lesnar with a 4th AA. A lot more even than their SummerSlam match. Not a fan of the finish as this show has been hyped as a one-match show with this rematch heavily hyped and promoted. And as a main event, especially someone like Brock who works a limited schedule, a rematch isnt always in the works. I think they go with Cena vs. Rollins at the next PPV based off of Cena's facial expressions at the end as he acted like this was his last chance against Brock. But they actually have a few ways to go at Hell in a Cell so that could be good. In hindsight, this finish could look a lot better if they book strongly going forward (14:50) ***
Why don't they air those vignettes on Raw. Seems like a waste at this point. Put them on Raw and Smackdown to sell the ppv.
ReplyDeleteYou know what makes me unhappy? Reading the shit the GM "Books"
ReplyDeleteThere's another thread? Something tells me the GM won't be happy about someone stealing his thunder...
ReplyDeleteBayless will quickly put Andy PG out of business. No contest.
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE unhappy? The man robbed me of Piers' and my tag team championship!
ReplyDeleteI'm having difficulty finding legitimate means by which to watch this.
ReplyDeleteIt only costs $9.99
ReplyDeleteNot where I live it doesn't.
ReplyDelete9.99
ReplyDeleteI wonder if WWE spins the ECW influence as "yeah, they were kinda doing the same stuff, but they really didn't have the vision or the ability to make it on a large scale like we did."
ReplyDeleteTime for Cena take 32 german suplexes.
ReplyDelete11.99
ReplyDeleteFuck that shit.
ReplyDeleteSunk cost already though. I don't think I'll watch it. The card just doesn't interest me
ReplyDeleteHave you considered moving to real country?
ReplyDeleteI'd be shocked if they don't make a crack about Paul E. not being able to handle finances.
ReplyDeleteFrance?
ReplyDeleteStep into the VIP Box.
ReplyDeleteThis is my final (probably ever) WWE PPV. My 6 months is up in a couple weeks, and I'm not going to renew.
ReplyDeleteYou know what this place needs?
ReplyDeleteA THIRD THREAD!!
If you moved there you would have already given up on finding a stream.
ReplyDeleteThis crowd is hot, yo
ReplyDeleteIn what?
ReplyDeleteTil Rumble time
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling really crazy so I'm going to predict Orton and Jericho will be about ***
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for Angle's run in.
ReplyDelete#USAWinsLOL
ReplyDeleteHey, this Peyton Manning guy can play a little.
ReplyDeleteMonday Night War series, airing Tues
ReplyDeleteI think you may have to
ReplyDeleteNah. I mean, I'll definitely still follow along with the blog and stuff, but I don't think I'll buy again.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the pre-show match?
ReplyDeleteNot sure if there is one.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Christian's Peep Show with Chris Jericho.
ReplyDeleteNot bothering with the preshow. Girlfriend is watching Property Brothers. Once the ep ends, I'll switch over to the card.
ReplyDelete"Roman is a bossthsths"
ReplyDeleteThanks, Renee
No match. Just the Peep Show, I think.
ReplyDeleteYou totally win at breeding shitty comedians!
ReplyDelete#CoulierAmericanMade
Gotta sell those last orders on the card with that bountiful RKO-Y2J match!
ReplyDeleteI want to laugh at the Big Show rumor, but sadly it might be him.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite moments is on the Rise & fall DVD, where Vince denies ripping off ECW, followed by an entire music video of stuff clearly inspired by ECW. Rarre bit of self-awareness form WWE.
ReplyDeleteReigns is a MAN for having a hernia. Bryan's a bit of a pussy for having neck surgery.
ReplyDeleteSaw The Fault in our Stars last night. Great film, even though it's probably the kind you only watch once.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of it.
ReplyDeleteBryan caught and restrained a burglar while recovering from said surgery. He wins.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's solid, but I just can't do cancer movies.
ReplyDeleteNot really a surprise...
ReplyDeletePosted this in the fake live thread:
ReplyDeleteTaker not doing well?
Per a concert report from Rajah.com, Fred Durst revealed at a Limp Bizkit concert last night in San Antonio, Texas that WWE Superstar The Undertaker (real name Mark Calaway) isn’t
well. During Limp Bizkit’s set, Durst dedicated a song to The Undertaker and said “he’s not doing real well.” Durst did not go into details regarding his friend.
Durst stated, “This next song goes out to our friend Mark Calaway, The Undertaker. He’s not doing real well right now and we want all our fans to keep him in their thoughts and prayers.”
The band then played song “Rollin,” which The Undertaker formerly used as his theme song during his American Badass gimmick phase.
This is supposed to be a big event? Even with the Reigns/Rollins match, this card was still terrible. Most of them RAW matches and in some cases, Smackdown matches.
ReplyDeleteYou have the title. You have the Internet. Tally ho!
ReplyDeleteI was watching an Old School episode from MSG, and they used Piper's Pit to set up the next MSG show. It was Piper teaming with Hogan against Race and Orndorff.
ReplyDeleteThey did that to sell tickets to a house show, but basically it's the same concept. Promise the people something they want. In this case a Hogan-Piper team up.
I see a few people here who also have network subscriptions ending today; myself included. What would it take tonight to make you renew? Cena heel turn (isnt happening) would definitely be one. Not sure what else tonight could be done.
ReplyDeleteOf course he does, but you can guarantee if Reigns had done it they'd dedicate a Raw to him.
ReplyDeleteHe's just sad about the end of the streak.
ReplyDeleteYou may see Lesnar doing 32 german suplexes on Cena, or the good ol' CENAWINSLOL.
ReplyDeletePeyton is the man!
ReplyDeleteI can see that. But, if nothing else, Willem Dafoe has a bit part, and is utterly fucking brilliant. Didnt' realize how short he was though.
ReplyDeleteThe real news is that Limp Bizkit still plays shows.
ReplyDeleteWTF, when did Renee become Drew Barrymore? I've literally never heard this lisp on her before.
ReplyDeleteI kind of love it though, as a man with a slight lisp himself.
and, along those lines, kinda, Old Yeller is now on Netflix.
ReplyDeleteFUCK NO.
Dean must've been mastering her titties as she said that
ReplyDeleteLol at Andy trying to start a live thread.
ReplyDeleteI see plenty of potential for good matches. Whether they meet that potential...
ReplyDeleteI think Wikipedia is on to me as everything I change is instantly changed back now
ReplyDeleteI'm happy in my ignorance.
ReplyDeleteFound it so-so myself. Well acted but over the top narratively.
ReplyDeletePretty sure she tossed a few back before the show.
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it but Cena winning would be more interesting then if Brock retained.. sadly.
ReplyDeleteSo is Korn. Just saw something that they're playing their 1st album in concert to celebrate its 20th anniversary
ReplyDeleteHmm, I never noticed your lisp. You hide it well.
ReplyDeleteI have to toss a few back just to get through WWE shows nowadays too.
ReplyDeleteBah. Reigns would have tried that silly Superman punch, the guy would have moved and laughed while running away.
ReplyDeleteLots of good games today.
ReplyDeleteActually broke down and renewed my subscription. Even though the card is kinda shaky, I have to admit I really am curious about what's going to happen in the main event.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll justify to myself that I finally get to marathon all the early Nitros, that's what got me back into wrestling in the first place.
I still can't believe dumbshit Dunn missed Brock's epic Taker situp all because he can't let the replays rest for five damn minutes.
ReplyDeleteI remember that angle! I have it on VHS somewhere, along with the match the following month!
ReplyDeleteSince, different time, different situation. And Hogan teaming with Piper is a whole level above Orton-Jericho.
Seen all of these matches a thousand times before, except for Rusev/Henry and Nikki Bella in the triple threat. You can do your own math.
ReplyDeleteYou clearly have no soul.
ReplyDeleteRusev
ReplyDeletePaige
Dust Brothers
Miz
Cesaro
Orton
Cena, then Rollins cashes in.
Ignorance ho!
ReplyDeleteYou win, sir
ReplyDeleteHave to try and make sense of what Booker T is trying to say for an hour
ReplyDeleteAlso, this game as it stands today should have been the Super Bowl. Imagine a tied game going into overtime after Peyton drives them 80 yards down the field in under a minute during the big one. Holy shit.
ReplyDeleteSeattle and Denver. OT.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
I will completely abandon this gave for the PPV if need be.
Not a chance for that main event.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping that his page would get protected.
ReplyDeleteWait, did I miss some Observer or PWInsider report? Why is everyone expecting Kurt to show up?
ReplyDeleteI'm marking out bro!
ReplyDeletePosting this again since it bears repeating:
ReplyDeletePaige is really a 12 yr old boy mid-trans operation, right?
Sleepy
ReplyDeleteDopey
Grumpy
Bashful
Doc
Witch Queen, then Prince Charming cashes in
Big Show? You can't make this shit up.
ReplyDeleteHe isn't.
ReplyDeleteMe too, cancer musicals are the shit tho.
ReplyDeleteIf they have Cena win, they deserve to get slaughtered by football all fall.
ReplyDeleteIf they have Rollins cash-in, they deserve to get slaughtered all the way through Mania.
Early matches of the PPV are going to be lousy anyways, I really want to see how this game ends up.
ReplyDeleteGreat job Bayless, that Lax promo had me smiling ear to ear.
ReplyDeleteRollins cashes in on Diva's title. Calling it.
ReplyDeleteNight of Champions is one of the worst PPV names of the year.
ReplyDeleteOh, I know he isn't. But I'm on some other sites, and everyone seems to be all, "Dude, I really have my fingers crossed for Kurt."
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Christian just injured himself doing the palm to the eyes!!!
ReplyDeletePUSSY!
ReplyDeleteEspecially when they have a whole bunch of non-championship matches.
ReplyDeleteThe point being no one really wants to see Jericho-Orton. They're doing it all wrong. If you want people to subscribe last minute, maybe use that 30 minute kick off show by unleashing some anarchy or something crazy to pique interest.
ReplyDeleteChristian... a young man?
ReplyDeleteNot watching yet, what did I miss?
ReplyDeleteUm. Why is the Seattle kicker rolling around on the ground like a stuck midget?
ReplyDeleteWait, what happened to Reigns?
ReplyDeleteChristian
ReplyDeleteExpected Back in 2-3 Months, Is Back in 6-8
Yes, I had some earlier. She can watch some TV while I avoid the preshow.
ReplyDeleteWWE is the worst name for his company, seeing are there's minimal entertainment
ReplyDeleteHernia.
ReplyDeleteI don't think his TNA deal is up yet.
ReplyDeleteLawler calling Christian a "young man." What's old then?
ReplyDeleteIf you ever think that this place has gotten silly, try a chat room on a perfectly legitimate stream.
ReplyDeleteA few weeks ago JBL called R Truth "a talented young superstar"
ReplyDeleteWasn't Christian a heel? Now he's a face? Give it up, buddy.
ReplyDeleteOh, I agree with you there.
ReplyDeleteIt would awesome if Rollins come out and issues an open challenge that is answered by Dean Ambrose in the bunny outfit.
ReplyDeleteHey, creative had nothing for him.
ReplyDeleteThey forgot to mention his tna championships
ReplyDeleteI like the idea. The gimmick is that all titles are defended and all matches are title matches.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately they give away all title matches for free on a weekly basis and they don't defend all belts on this PPV sometimes.
Bryan getting hurt and Brock being a parttimer accidentally got rid of free title defenses on TV.
Well, this is kind of petty.
ReplyDeleteDoes it end today? Or October 21?
ReplyDeleteHoss is not going to appreciate this
ReplyDeleteGive it 4 more months.
ReplyDeleteJust like Carlos colon
ReplyDeleteNo, it wouldn't
ReplyDeleteDEN/SEA started slow but second half pushes it over ****
ReplyDeleteThat pop you heard was not the crowd in response to Christian. It was Christian's shoulder in response to working.
ReplyDeleteJerry Lawler.
ReplyDeleteWhile I would have preferred for them to dust off the "Clash of Champions" name, I think NoC is alright.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see a blond Canadian who isn't sleepwalking through his segment.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Christian look kinda like Mr. Anderson tonight?
ReplyDeleteHe's exercising his core.
ReplyDeleteBunny?! My wife?! Do you see a wedding ring on my finger, does this place look like I'm fucking domesticated?! The toilet seat's up!
ReplyDeleteHe's now fan.
ReplyDeleteEveryone starts looking that way when they become irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteBecause he's an asshole?
ReplyDeleteNo matter how much you fluff your crown, Chris, you're still balding
ReplyDeleteJericho's been pretty bad in-ring this time round too.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, replied to the wrong comment!
ReplyDeleteHernia surgey. Out maybe 6 weeks.
ReplyDeleteJericho looks olddd
ReplyDeleteWhich Chris?
ReplyDeleteBTW I loved Dark Angel.
He doesn't appear to have flabby boobs.
ReplyDeleteThe stream I'm watching is showing the video package for Rock/HHH at Backlash 2000, followed by the cimax of the match. Probably not a good idea to show that leading into this PPV.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Trish for this segment?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, what do we want more from Christian and Jericho's careers? Any dream matches left or the like?
ReplyDeletePhil Hickerson
ReplyDeleteAs far as wrestling hairlines go, he's got more out of his hair than most people have. I wish I had his hairline at his age. Hell I'll take his hairline right now.
ReplyDeleteCompare and contrast essay!
ReplyDelete"General Jockularity."
ReplyDeleteCHRIS JERICHO IN 2014, FOLKS!
IT'S THE BEST HE CAN DO!
Jericombover.
ReplyDeleteExactly!
ReplyDeleteHis TNA contract expired today.
ReplyDeleteNuthing Compares... 2 U!
ReplyDeleteI don't think there's any dream matches left for anyone.
ReplyDeleteDenver's defense just letting Peyton down.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, get a new wife Taker.
ReplyDeleteYou posted that before he said it!
ReplyDeleteWHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS
I thought she was bald for a minute.
ReplyDeleteWHAT HAPPENED????
ReplyDeleteDead Man marries Skeleton, film at 11.
ReplyDeleteMmm...ribcage...
ReplyDeleteGah! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!
ReplyDeleteChristian is Canada's answer to Marty Jannetty.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see the kids who knock on their door for Trick or Treat.
ReplyDeleteIt's scary how much my dad looks like the Undertaker these days.
ReplyDeletePerfectly legitimate witchcraft.
ReplyDeleteVITAMIN C EXPLODES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'M CHRIS JERICHO, AND I'M THE BEST IN THE GENERAL VICINITY AT WHAT I DO!
ReplyDeleteGive him some ice cream, he'll be fine
ReplyDeleteI'm bored.
ReplyDeleteI actually had this scheduled to post at 7:30. Had no idea Andy posted if beforehand until now. No big deal
ReplyDeleteThe Undertaker is sucking the life from Michelle McCool and eating it!
ReplyDeleteNot while Christian is in the ring.
ReplyDeletethe... FUCK?
ReplyDeleteHe really musn't have much life because McCool hasn't looked like she's eaten since Easter dinner.
ReplyDeleteRight. Forgot that wrestling needs to be serious business.
ReplyDeleteYou're no fun sometimes, you know that?
ReplyDeleteRelatively speaking. Bryan and Christian had some good matches. I think Christian vs Zayn could be quite good.
ReplyDelete*boom...ch....boom....ch*
ReplyDeletegong....DEAD MAN WALKING
You're broken doooown
You've gone and aged with so much grey
And I can't alloooow
You to wrestle for even one day
So turn aroooooound
And face the doctor you're gonna pay
Cause the end is noooow
This is gonna be your surgery daaaay
Yup, it's a youth movement in that ring right now.
ReplyDeleteThis segment sucks.
ReplyDeleteOh, man. Big Show or Kane as the 'surprise opponent' is one of the worst things that can possibly happen to a PPV.
ReplyDeleteI scheduled this at 7:30 before I went to get dinner. That was over an hour ago
ReplyDeleteWhy is THIS feud getting pre-show attention? Does anyone care about this feud? How did this feud even start? What are they fighting about?
ReplyDeleteRandy with the homo jokes!
ReplyDeleteAt least Sara had huuuuuuuge tits.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ throwing Christian in the mix to liven up Y2J Vs Randy Orton 2014
ReplyDeleteI'd mark if Chris and Christian started farting on each other
ReplyDeleteYou know, he DID win a couple of World Titles. The metaphor kinda fails.
ReplyDeleteHe writes Orton's jokes? A Bella twin?
ReplyDeleteShould be a hell of a show tonight. I'm excited. Love the feeling of butterflies before a huge show.
ReplyDeleteOH NO HE DI'N'T
ReplyDeleteWorld Wrestling Entertainment
ReplyDeleteYo Dawg, I See You Like 2004...
Sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteThis segment is bad.
ReplyDelete"Because I'm going to perform a sex change operation on you, but first you must go through months of hormone therapy."
ReplyDelete