I always reserve judgement until after the All Star break, so far every game I've personally gone to has been amazing, but then the other half the time we always find some new interesting way to lose.
Yeah, I cant get a grasp on a team until June 1st or so but my take on the Red Sox is that they need an ace and their defense blows. Nice lineup but when Hanley goes on the DL they are in trouble. Nice to see Bogaerts look like he did in the 2013 playoffs now instead of like he did last season.
Yeah I like that I haven't had to make long explanations for him "See Cano is really good because he offers protection to the other guys that never had a chance like Seager and it's actually better because...blah blah blah"
I've been looking to expand my brand from Sunny and Caliber obsession to include dick chugging, I've actually been looking for a new logo as a signal to investors that this shift in priority has begun.
1. I didn't even think of the usos who I actually like and 2. I had no I idea rikishi and Sam were twins because of the different facial hair! Mind blown
I don't know what's worse, college football scrimmage/practices being televised or the NFL running release schedule specials. How the fuck are either a thing?
He's awful defensively but dude can be a wrecking ball on offense. Like a James Harden at the point (I know Harden was better this year, but I'd be too if I played with Beverly and Ariza on the perimeter every night
Another example of guys at my work who don't know dick about pro sports: One of the other editors said Lincecum should be in the rotation instead of Yusmeiro Petit as he is now; he deflects the fact Lincecum has statistically been one of the worst starters in baseball over the last three years, or Petit's solid track record for them over the last two, or Lincecum's stellar bullpen run in the 2012 postseason, his big reason is he'd rather have the shittier starter and better long reliever than the better starter and robbing the pen of its swingman.
Watching actual sports on USA reminds of Tuesday night fights when I was a kid. This is a good look for USA network. Now just bring back cartoon express
If you're love would you rather get 30 and 15's for a shitty Lakers team (and have Kobe try and fight you every other practice) or suck for the cavs but tag along for a possible title while having every weakness in your game picked apart?
Boners .
ReplyDeleteWhat's your take on the Mariners so far?
ReplyDeleteYanks/Tigers and Dodgers/Giants tonight
ReplyDeleteI always reserve judgement until after the All Star break, so far every game I've personally gone to has been amazing, but then the other half the time we always find some new interesting way to lose.
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to just make it to the first round.
Yeah, I cant get a grasp on a team until June 1st or so but my take on the Red Sox is that they need an ace and their defense blows. Nice lineup but when Hanley goes on the DL they are in trouble. Nice to see Bogaerts look like he did in the 2013 playoffs now instead of like he did last season.
ReplyDeleteHey!! Actually there's a game in 2 hours, I think I'm going to go to that
ReplyDeleteThe M's will be just fine. The pitching has been shocking inconsistent.
ReplyDeleteGIT FUN-KAY AT SAFECO
ReplyDeleteBig Show retweeted this lol.
ReplyDeletehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CABeZhnUsAAECM8.jpg:large
Against the first place Astros!
ReplyDeleteWalker has been disappointing so far but I dropped him from my fantasy team so he will probably go 7 strong with 10 K's tonight as a result.
ReplyDeleteCruz has been a fantastic signing so far
ReplyDeleteGo Celtics!!!
ReplyDeleteYes he has. Second best behind Morales and the Royals.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I can't fucking believe we had to eek out a win after scoring 10 runs...
ReplyDeleteThis team never ceases to hurt me.
Brad Stevens deserved better than 4th in the COTY voting. Dude can make chicken salad out of chickenshit
ReplyDeleteI think Seattle wins the West comfortably.
ReplyDeleteYeah I like that I haven't had to make long explanations for him "See Cano is really good because he offers protection to the other guys that never had a chance like Seager and it's actually better because...blah blah blah"
ReplyDeleteCruz I can just point at the scorebox, lol
The fact Seattle scored 10 runs is amazing
ReplyDeleteThis is probably the 4th best team in the east right now. Imagine if he coached the nets or wizards?
ReplyDeleteAnd then we almost lost the game....
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, that we can even bat like that, even against a garbage pitcher is such a huge leap from the last, oh, 12 years or so.
I can't believe the Rangers walked Cano to get to Cruz. Soooooo dumb
ReplyDeleteYou haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
ReplyDeleteYeah those two in a row like that are already really fucking with people lol
ReplyDeleteIf you're a rockets fan the thought of Harden eating that garbage has to terrify you.
ReplyDeleteIf the pitching improves just a little bit, Seattle cruises to the West title
ReplyDeleteOf all the fucking brands they have to align with themselves....they pick one with that name.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a troll on a whole city.
Best 3-4 in MLB
ReplyDeleteAs good as he is, it's still the East. I'd still considering trading for him.
ReplyDeleteAinge is a master. He will have ton of cap room, picks, and a great coach.
ReplyDeleteOaktown tho
ReplyDeleteFor us, we just always do really well prior to the break, and then fall apart immediately after.
ReplyDeleteThat's been the goof since...well since as long as I can remember being a fan. Getting excited about them in April just ends in sorrow.
The Royals/A's series this weekend was something else. Lawrie might get mugged next time they play.
ReplyDeleteHe was such a cocksucker as a player and announcer. I hate that guy so much!
ReplyDeleteHuh?
ReplyDeleteHe played for the Blue Jays too. I have his rookie card.
ReplyDeleteHarden is doing ads for taco bell now.
ReplyDeleteI'm less high on Ainge than you. Draft picks and cap room didn't work previously until he got Allen to come, followed by Garnett.
ReplyDeleteDamn I never knew that. Fucking white uber athlete but still so Hateable
ReplyDeleteSo he's gonna beat the Mavs with explosive diarrhea? That's a new tactic.
ReplyDeleteIt won't surprise me in the slightest if Lincecum gets blown up tonight.
ReplyDeleteSome fine dogs were served though!
ReplyDeleteOoooh, wow I got that so wrong, I thought this was in reference to the Sonic deal with OKC
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten Harden is no longer on OKC because fuck the NBA.
He tanked and got them to come here and get a championship. And he fleeced the Nets out of a bunch of 1st's and got Thomas for nothing.
ReplyDeleteTree Rollins bit the guy.
ReplyDeleteWhen Lincecum gets blown up
ReplyDeleteMoldy without sport peppers or pickle slices. The pricks probably gave then cucumbers too.
ReplyDeleteIf Mozgov is why the cavs make it to thee Finals (and lose) I'll shit in my hat!
ReplyDeleteSimmon hasn't forgotten!
ReplyDeleteFigured out an awesome (but tedious) method of making 3D logos in GIMP
ReplyDeleteAs a C's fan, I cannot stand Olynyk. He might be the worst rebounding big man in the NBA.
ReplyDeleteAs a player, all he ever did was complain
ReplyDeleteI'm going to hold you to this.
ReplyDeleteMaking more smackdown logos?
ReplyDeleteOdd to see Tyler Zeller ending up more relevant than his brother Cody.
ReplyDeleteNope, just tinkering around with some stuff
ReplyDeleteEh, I'm not high on Oakland
ReplyDeleteYeah I didn't see that coming. Robin had a chance to pass brook this year too.
ReplyDeleteCODY is awesome.
ReplyDeleteWrong Cody, Macklin.
ReplyDeleteI've been looking to expand my brand from Sunny and Caliber obsession to include dick chugging, I've actually been looking for a new logo as a signal to investors that this shift in priority has begun.
ReplyDeleteThat's seriously all I remember of that dude!
ReplyDeleteFleecing the Nets isn't hard. Portland got Lillard because Billy King is the dumbest GM in the NBA.
ReplyDeleteProkhorov should have shipped him to Serbia to die or work in one of his copper mines.
Its an untapped market.
ReplyDeleteEven still it needed to be said.
ReplyDeleteNeither has Shawn Kemp
ReplyDeleteBrook's may issue is health. If he can stay healthy he's better.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he is a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteGetting dressed to head down to the stadium, chances I see Sonic Guy = 100%
ReplyDeleteHow many wrestling twins have we gotten? Just the Harris bros who 1994 ECW are calling 7 footers? And those things out there today. Is that it?
ReplyDeleteBetter get a new hat. It's going to happen.
ReplyDeleteHe hit open shots because he played with McHale, Bird, Parish, and DJ. He is like the white and more talented version of Mario Chalmers.
ReplyDeleteWe had him in Portland in '92, and he was such a bitch
ReplyDeleteShelton Benjamin and every other black guy.
ReplyDelete^
ReplyDeleteFearless
I'll replace with a 2015 gs warriors world champs hat
ReplyDeleteDude. The Bellas.
ReplyDeleteI love Shawn Kemp throwing a party for OKC missing the playoffs
ReplyDeleteThose will be on the kids in Kenya once the season is done.
ReplyDeleteWell I called them those things out there today...
ReplyDeleteGotta say you'd think wrestling would have had more twins.
Yeah, that dude is pretty great any time he's in the news.
ReplyDeleteI quite like that both he and Payton are all about leading the public awareness campaign to get us back a goddamn team.
Hey Oakland is pretty bad but its not in Africa!
ReplyDeleteWhat if isiah Thomas keeps getting better? This is crazy. That dude is a baller.
ReplyDeleteI suspect, even with having to dodge tiger attacks, the empty fields of Kenya are a better facility to play stickball in.
ReplyDeleteDammit, not getting the national feed for the Caps game. Comcast it is.
ReplyDeleteHonestly? They pull an NFL and start making rules "to keep it fair" and like...make him only shoot from the bench or something.
ReplyDeleteI think he's close to his potential. But if pace and space keeps going for a while, he'll benefit immensely since his size is a major issue.
ReplyDeleteIf Payton somehow becomes Karl's assistant next season, I might be watching the bench more than the game itself.
ReplyDeleteTigers don't live in Kenya.
ReplyDeleteGymini
ReplyDeleteI might just be really high but that cat in the GEICO commercial just made me laugh like I was bobby bayless
ReplyDeleteThe Bashams.
ReplyDeleteStretch Five yo!
ReplyDeleteDude never stopped talking shit while sprinting 10 miles every night, imagine when he's just sitting down, chillin?
ReplyDeleteFucking love The Glove
Usos and Rikish & Sam. Which must be REALLY hard to keep track of lol. A twin who has twins of his own.
ReplyDeleteNot actually brothers!
ReplyDeleteNo one actually knows that.
ReplyDeleteHe gets too wild at times and relies on the drive and kickout. Also had 5 turnovers Sunday.
ReplyDeleteOr twins!
ReplyDeleteWait Rikishi and Tonga Kid are twins?!?!
ReplyDeleteDisagree.
ReplyDelete1. I didn't even think of the usos who I actually like and
ReplyDelete2. I had no I idea rikishi and Sam were twins because of the different facial hair! Mind blown
I don't know what's worse, college football scrimmage/practices being televised or the NFL running release schedule specials. How the fuck are either a thing?
ReplyDeleteWeekday games are sex, 10 rows off the home dugout for $28 lol
ReplyDeleteYou boys have a good evening, my presence is needed at The Monument
They should triple header these games instead of sticking one on NBA TV at half time.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know if you meant the Bellas or Rikishi's kids
ReplyDeleteHave fun.
ReplyDeleteceltics playing Cavs tough. Going to be crazy if Stevens ever gets better players.
ReplyDeleteOvechkin, Orpik, and Wilson need to lay out a few Islanders.
ReplyDeleteOnce they get some actual frontcourt players, lookout.
ReplyDeleteHe's awful defensively but dude can be a wrecking ball on offense. Like a James Harden at the point (I know Harden was better this year, but I'd be too if I played with Beverly and Ariza on the perimeter every night
ReplyDeleteMust..wait,...for....MK X on 360.
ReplyDeleteHe is instant offense.
ReplyDeleteWell I learned that Jonathan Matlow is the first ever Seminole to actually play for FSU while watching the red vs garnet scrimmage
ReplyDeleteI don't think the answers are kelly and tyler
ReplyDeleteI think he's a guy that as the team gets better around him will either get worse or become more destructive.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely one of those guys who can go on a one-man 8-0 run at a notice. He's got a crazy handle, one of the best I've seen since AI
ReplyDeleteIts not Jared, either.
ReplyDeleteDestructive chemistry wise I mean.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just spent $550 on books.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that people watch either is worse.
ReplyDeleteWhat channel is caps vs islanders on? Not on CNBC NHL network or NBC sports
ReplyDeleteIt's more surprising when he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteWtf USA is airing hockey!??!
ReplyDeleteText books?
ReplyDeleteFuck baseball.
ReplyDeleteTrish Stratus has twins.
ReplyDeleteThat's so weird
ReplyDeleteYeah, they've had a couple of games so far.
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12678938
ReplyDeleteFootball! Mans game! Big hits!
ReplyDeleteUnderstand he was hurt but ever before he was so fucking slow. Guard play is there though
ReplyDeleteWe watch a sport with predetermined outcomes and bitch incessantly about it.
ReplyDeleteAll things are possible.
It's better than wrestling!
ReplyDeleteSmart is relentless and Avery can D up too.
ReplyDeleteHere is a crazy Isaiah Thomas drive and kick from last week
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12678938
WWII books, actually.
ReplyDeleteMorison's 15-volume work on the U.S. Navy in WWII, a British official history of the U-Boat war, and Prange's Pearl Harbor and Midway books.
The Morison set was $400, and the U-Boat book was $100. Both damn well worth it, IMO.
Another example of guys at my work who don't know dick about pro sports: One of the other editors said Lincecum should be in the rotation instead of Yusmeiro Petit as he is now; he deflects the fact Lincecum has statistically been one of the worst starters in baseball over the last three years, or Petit's solid track record for them over the last two, or Lincecum's stellar bullpen run in the 2012 postseason, his big reason is he'd rather have the shittier starter and better long reliever than the better starter and robbing the pen of its swingman.
ReplyDeleteWorse starter over better starter. WHAT THE FUCK
Watching actual sports on USA reminds of Tuesday night fights when I was a kid. This is a good look for USA network. Now just bring back cartoon express
ReplyDeleteGot the worst toothache. Just dumped an entire tub of orajel in my mouth. Probably just gave my self gum cancer.
ReplyDeleteThis would have been the draft to grab one.
ReplyDeleteHe has bounced around quite a bit already
ReplyDeleteGet yourself some percs for that dude.
ReplyDeleteAnd they are GLORIOUS.
ReplyDelete... did you mean tits or buttcheeks? Because I feel it works either way.
Mozgov is the best post player in this series.
ReplyDeleteEvening all.
ReplyDeleteIf only they were in reach. I'm at work trying to tough it out.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself a dentist appointment asap.
ReplyDeleteDentist. Go see one.
ReplyDeleteNorm!
ReplyDeleteMoney. Ain't got none
ReplyDeleteHey! Fuck you!
ReplyDeleteOr, hello.
Take your pick.
And they say the big man is a dying breed in the NBA!
ReplyDeleteCredit card?
ReplyDeleteNope. Cut it up years ago
ReplyDeleteVinson.
ReplyDeleteMost family dentist places can work out payment plans. Tooth problems aren't anything to mess with.
ReplyDeleteCommie bastard.
ReplyDeleteGuess you'll be suffering for it now, you red proletariat piece of crap.
:-)
I don't see that streak ending. He's only been in Boston a couple months.
ReplyDeleteI BO-lieve it
ReplyDeleteThis game will be good as long as Boston can keep the lead until Kate.
ReplyDeleteI read "Kane."
ReplyDeleteI think that made more sense.
This series makes Kevin Love more useless by the minute
ReplyDeleteReluctantly I'll take the second.
ReplyDeleteAll I need is for this gel to kick in. If it actually does I may pass out.
ReplyDeleteIs that supposed to be "half?"
ReplyDeleteThey don't need him at all.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't really fit in the Cave offense to me.
ReplyDeleteThey REALLY should have kept Wiggins.
ReplyDeleteIs Isaiah Thomas related to the other one? That has always befuddled me.
ReplyDeleteLate. My phone is auto correcting incorrectly.
ReplyDeleteSo Marvel comics is turning the original Iceman gay?
ReplyDeleteLooking through draft rankings:
ReplyDeleteI'm really excited for the Knicks to draft "New Al Jefferson" over Towns.
He plays no D and has zero confidence. A deadly combo for sure.
ReplyDeleteOkafor?
ReplyDeleteApparently his dad was a big Lakers fan and lost a bet during the 89 finals and had to name his son Isaiah lmfao!
ReplyDeleteThey'll probably forget it in a couple months, much like when he got depowered.
ReplyDeleteHe did not impress me at all in the tourney.
ReplyDeleteI think Winslow could be the better pro.
ReplyDeleteMe either. It's gonna take a few years
ReplyDeleteLike he's just Al with a year of college right? Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteI am a Tyus Jones fan too.
ReplyDeleteHe was actually terrible in the finals.
ReplyDeleteHopefully the Cavs don't offer him a max deal. I don't think they will.
ReplyDeleteUm, that's a hard thing to forget.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/smmKg1f.jpg
ReplyDeleteLots of signs point towards him coming to Boston too. I hope not.
ReplyDeleteHopefully LEBRON don't offer him a max deal.
ReplyDeleteftfy
Yeah he's solid. Think that all these teams that tanked for one of the bigs are in for a rude awakening.
ReplyDeleteIf you're love would you rather get 30 and 15's for a shitty Lakers team (and have Kobe try and fight you every other practice) or suck for the cavs but tag along for a possible title while having every weakness in your game picked apart?
ReplyDeleteLakers. He will pay THEM to be in LA.
ReplyDeleteand, this is what you get for that choice.
ReplyDeletehttp://38.media.tumblr.com/ea27633eb5f1d73ae73b522c27894753/tumblr_njzqdo9T501u9knwso4_500.gif
Good thing they're doing a Crisis reset in a few months, huh?
ReplyDeleteI mean, if winning is just not a huge priority to him, then go to LA. Seriously, do what makes you happy.
ReplyDeleteLakers will go rondo, love and kobe next year. Somehow Kobe will still be stuck carrying the team even if he has to play in a wheel chair.
ReplyDeleteDaredevil season 2 coming next year!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he seems really miserable especially since he doesn't fit into LeBron's kool kidz club.
ReplyDeleteTristan is a MUCH better option.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm anybody else? Cavs.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm Love? Lakers
Never underestimate his capacity for media whoring.
He should chase the $
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