Jamie Noble Update
Noble, who was taken out on a stretcher and rushed to the hospital after RAW last night, suffered three broken ribs after being driven into the barricade by Brock Lesnar
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/43215-wwe-jamie-noble-injuredupdated
Backstage News From RAW
Both Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn were absent from RAW last night as they were in Orlando getting ready for the premiere of "Tough Enough." HHH was in charge of putting together the show last night.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Radio
WWE Wrestler Injured this Weekend
Erick Rowan suffered what was described as a "significant" arm injury either this past Friday or Saturday at a house show. No other details regarding his injury are available at this time.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Radio
Kayfabe Commentaries Releases Newest Installment in Their YouShoot Series
YouShoot with Rikishi has been released today. You can view the trailer by clicking on the link below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ALT414YJrc
Noble, who was taken out on a stretcher and rushed to the hospital after RAW last night, suffered three broken ribs after being driven into the barricade by Brock Lesnar
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/43215-wwe-jamie-noble-injuredupdated
Backstage News From RAW
Both Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn were absent from RAW last night as they were in Orlando getting ready for the premiere of "Tough Enough." HHH was in charge of putting together the show last night.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Radio
WWE Wrestler Injured this Weekend
Erick Rowan suffered what was described as a "significant" arm injury either this past Friday or Saturday at a house show. No other details regarding his injury are available at this time.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Radio
Kayfabe Commentaries Releases Newest Installment in Their YouShoot Series
YouShoot with Rikishi has been released today. You can view the trailer by clicking on the link below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ALT414YJrc
James Horner died in a plane crash. RIP. He was the composer for Titanic.
ReplyDeleteI only watched the Owens/Cena segment (on Youtube), but I thought the lampshading of the evil foreigner schtick was fun and worked well.
ReplyDeleteWell that sucks.
ReplyDelete"From WrestlingInc.: As noted, TNA will return to the Impact Wrestling Zone in Orlando at Universal Studios later this month for more TV tapings and the live Slammiversary pay-per-view. Universal has announced the following new dates:
* July 22 at 7pm
* July 23 at 7pm
* July 24 at 7pm
* July 25 at 7pm
* July 27 at 7pm
* July 28 at 7pm
* July 29 at 7pm"
Eat, sleep, break noble, repeat
ReplyDeleteHey Lana, you're in line for a huge push...
ReplyDeleteSWERVED! You're not getting a push, now go make out with that jobber dork and then stand on the ramp out of the way of the camera! And you're never cutting a promo again!
Now would be a good time to bring back Zeb Colter, who should crown a Confederate States champion.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the Impact Zone has a "Don't Forget, You're Here Forever" plaque that the wrestlers have to look at each time they tape a show
ReplyDeleteYou know the fanbase wanted to get revenge on Noble for planning that lousy Rumble. Took 5 months, but they got it.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's weird (OK, not weird, but interesting I guess)? I thought Michael Cole was WAY less obnoxious than usual last night and noticed it about halfway through the show. The fact that Vince wasn't in his ear last night is an interesting correlation. Not like it's anything we didn't know.
ReplyDeleteOf course, they would bring out Santino Marella in a Col. Sanders outfit and fake goatee, and he would talk about mint juleps and fried chicken.
ReplyDeleteYou must have missed him saying "suplex city" about 30 times.
ReplyDelete"Do it For Her" with photos of Dixie plastered over the plaque.
ReplyDeleteI didn't say he was enjoyable. And can't blame him for that, they're trying hard as hell to get that over for Lesnar, and it's working.
ReplyDeleteDid the plane crash into the sea?
ReplyDeleteDunn getting ready for the premiere of Tough Enough = examining the cup sizes of the female contestants?
ReplyDelete"Both Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn were absent from RAW last night as they were in Orlando getting ready for the premiere of "Tough Enough." HHH was in charge ofto blame for putting together the show last night."
ReplyDeleteThere ya go.
I wonder why they're taping all these shows when they won't have a place to show them.
ReplyDeleteHe did a fair bit of schmaltz, but his sci-fi scores are excellent.
ReplyDeleteWelp, Alicia Fox'll be getting her walking papers soon I'd imagine.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or have there have been a bunch of in-ring injuries in WWE recently?
ReplyDeleteBad arm huh? Guess he won't be ROWAN his boat anytime soon then.
ReplyDeleteIndy geeks don't know how to fall!
ReplyDeleteBraveheart is my favorite score of all time. Dude was number 2 behind John Williams for me.
ReplyDeleteHey Matt, check out my comment below
ReplyDeleteShut it you.
ReplyDeleteIt was getting over fine on its own, he's doing his best to make it uncool.
ReplyDeleteI think all those July taping episodes will take them until October. Seriously it's ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch last night. But, I saw the results. It is interesting that RAW was what people wanted. A lot of squash matches sprinkles with some longer matches.
ReplyDeleteThat pun made me GROWAN.
ReplyDeleteDon't even know if he has a boat.
ReplyDeleteMan,that Kane kid is going to go places, I bet ya.
ReplyDeleteThey tape 2 episodes a night, right?
ReplyDeleteI don't see a comment below.
ReplyDeleteA step below Howard Shore and Jerry Goldsmith, for me, but a huge amount of great work throughout his career.
ReplyDeleteGuess he won't be THROWAN any fastballs anytime soon either
ReplyDeleteWell I guess that might put a damper on all of the HHH is our savior guys if he had free reign and all the Bray mumbojumbo was his.
ReplyDeleteHang on, it's just there /
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Usually 7 per 4 days. So they are doing tapings June 25-27th and that should give them about 6 episodes. 7 taping days in July should be another 10-12 episodes. That's a total of about 5 months or so. Hell it might even take them through the end of the year assuming some of those aren't One Night Only tapings.
ReplyDeleteThat was probably the writers and not the fault of HHH
ReplyDeleteOh, Hell, so we can't blame the shit show on Vince and Dunn last night? That's depressing.
ReplyDeleteThat Bray shit was so, so, so bad.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are SHOWAN us the business and I don't like it.
ReplyDelete– WWE released their Key Performance Indicators today. Here is the listing of the best selling DVD and Blu-rays from August 2014 to May of 2015…
ReplyDelete* Slam City – 119,000
* WrestleMania 31 – 92,000
* The Best of Sting – 88,000
* Attitude Era Vol. 2 – 83,000
* John Cena’s greatest Rivalries – 62,000
You keep DROWANING on with these puns.
ReplyDeleteSteph is still in charge of the writing.
ReplyDeleteI'm giving you an upvote. Now let's not bring this subject up again today.
ReplyDeleteThere is zero chance Vince still wasn't doing creative.
ReplyDeleteI guess his heart... [puts on sunglasses] Won't go on...
ReplyDeleteYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Only the 5th best selling DVD?! Get the world title back on Cena right now!
ReplyDeleteperhaps..though one would think HHH had final say over the writing last night. It was a very sloppily laid out and presented show and maybe part of that was because Dunn (for as bad as he is) wasn't there and someone inexperienced was there but right from the start having Brock come out and then going to a replay of brock coming out last week... and it continued down hill from there
ReplyDeleteSo what, do they plan on showing them on YouTube? Public access?
ReplyDeleteBOO! BOO!
ReplyDeleteIn Other World News: Really Sucks about Horner dying. I think he his best days were the 80's and 90's but still he did a lot of awesome work
ReplyDeleteAlso how crazy is it Diddy almost killed the AHole Jets Coach who stuck his knee out and tried tripping the dolphins guy....with a kettle Bell.
He's just auditioning for a career in the music industry after he inevitably gets released.
ReplyDeleteDestination Kazakhstan.
ReplyDeleteThat was embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteThat was embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteHoly shitballs, Slam City? Really? Fuck, WWE fans are stupid as Hell...
ReplyDeleteWait.
Slam City would've been a cheap, supermarket thing, right?
ReplyDeleteThose numbers seem REALLY low. Another aspect of their business model killed by the Network? I know I personally haven't purchased a WWE DVD since it launched.
ReplyDeleteHe still did good stuff in the 2000s. Perfect Storm, Avatar, and Troy had really good scores.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's like $5 at Walmart
ReplyDeleteThey do that every week.
ReplyDeleteYea he just became more hit or miss as time went on. didn't mean to shit on him.
ReplyDeleteVince McMahon probably listens to Sinéad O'Connor in the shower and fondles himself thinking about Roman Reigns and those meaty, sweaty thighs.
ReplyDeleteI think they are missing the boat with Bray here. Cut the gumbo wizard and have him be an Artist using Pro Wrestling to show off his crazy Modern Art installations
ReplyDeleteHe's like a Jackson Pollock?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you're not doing that? It's a very specific description.
ReplyDeleteWTF is wrong with you?
ReplyDeletemore of a bayou banksy
ReplyDeleteAnd doesn't seem to relate to anything here to bring it on.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, who doesn't do that?
ReplyDeleteSome poor kids probably got that as birthday presents from creepy uncles and asshole friends.
ReplyDelete:)
I really have a soft spot for movie composers. So many great movies have stuck with me because of how powerful the score is.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Bob Ross on lots of drugs.
ReplyDeleteThey would be if they added Bo to the angle
ReplyDeleteI'm high on a drug, and it's called School. ^_^
ReplyDeleteThey'll put screenshots up on TNA Mecca and treat it as an e-fed
ReplyDeleteMy name is Biff, and I have a problem.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a cool thing to say, buddy. We aren't supposed to make jokes around here criticizing wrestling on a wrestling critic's blog.
ReplyDeleteShowdown: Legends of Wrestling is still my favorite retro wrestling game. Perhaps I should buy it?
ReplyDelete"Bray Wyatt sings the Children's favourites."
ReplyDeleteDamn it, Jim, I'm a smark, not a mind-reader!
ReplyDeleteI'm not really a fan of getting kids involved in wrestling. Raven-Sandman-Tyler was okay and Punk singing to Rey's daughter was suitably creepy but Rey vs. Eddie for Dom's paternity or whatever was stupid and if Bray brings out Roman's daughter for something cheesy, it'll be eye-rolling.
ReplyDeleteI'm finishing Raw on Hulu for what I gave up on. Man this Lana face push is really picking up steam I mean her standing around not saying anything this week really set her apart from standing around not doing anything last week.
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that where they were headed with Rose in NXt of late seems to have been dropped quickly. Rose also looked better physically last night than in his last NXT taping. He was looking sickly and emaciated.
Does Vince think if Lana doesn't talk for a month we will forget she had an accent?
His hair isn't that nice.
ReplyDeleteBut... but, but spooky!
ReplyDeleteMeltzer said they're in a holding pattern with Lana until Rusev heals. That probably means Vince will ultimately forget about the whole deal and she'll just become a face on the roster.
ReplyDeleteMan, you are one Sensitive Sally.
ReplyDeleteSensitive Sally? I'll have you know, I'm a Touchy Teresa.
ReplyDeleteThe drug part I believe.
ReplyDeletePeople were chanting it the night after Mania, all they need to do is print shirts and sit back.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that merch room is needed for Cena's next 14 shirts.
ReplyDeleteMan, now Steph is going to make Brock apologize to Noble, too.
ReplyDelete:(
ReplyDeleteThat was supposed to be my name. Now I have to be Bent Barbara.
I don't like Bent Barbara.
You've always suspected I was on crack cocaine or something.
ReplyDeleteCOTD so far.
ReplyDeleteThere is no excuse for having fans who have been watching a 3 hour show go through a long Kane entrance with no pyros no nothing except for black slacks
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't.
ReplyDeleteThey'll have to start printing his Shirts in a different spectrum at this rate, infrared and ultraviolet are still available.
ReplyDeleteHow am I supposed to make a witty comment about this? HOW!?
ReplyDeleteSC firefighter fired after making comments on Facebook praising Dylann Roof.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad for freedom of speech because it helps us weed out the fucking clueless asshats a little easier.
I'm guessing not because of the injury but think we could get Noble and Mercury vs. Brock at some point during all this where Mercury puts Noble on his shoulders to face off with Brock?
ReplyDeleteFreedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences
ReplyDeleteThe first Atitude Era DVD was such a DX blowjob I'm not surprised people aren't interested in the "Austin was there too" edition.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck was Puff Daddy doing in the weight room for his son's football team anyway?
ReplyDeleteWell, that's a social media firing that's probably justified.
ReplyDeleteswinging kettlebells at a dude's head
ReplyDeleteThis isn't the first time we've had this conversation. I distinctly remember you badgering me for thirty minutes once about copping to being high as a kite.
ReplyDeletehonestly how do you think....Even getting beyond actually thinking that way how do you think...eh....nothing bad will come of this.
ReplyDeleteI've dealt with stuff like this in my workplace and the person in trouble always claims "freedom of speech! freedom of speech!"
ReplyDeleteWhat they seem to forget is that freedom of speech allows you to say anything. Freedom of speech isn't some kind of mystical barrier that protects you from the consequences of what you say.
Considering that guy's worth like 750 billion dollars or whatever it is, he sure wastes a lot of time doing dumb things.
ReplyDeleteexactly everyone seems to miss that point
ReplyDeleteWow...what a fucking asshole...
ReplyDeleteI'd love to understand the mindset of the dipshit that goes on social media to praise a mass murderer. Like, damn dude, what the fuck were you smoking?
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed at how many people don't understand what Freedom of Speech means.
ReplyDeleteWhen you have the kind of money that lets you go 'fuck you' to those with fuck you money, you can do whatever you want I guess.
ReplyDeletek.
ReplyDeleteYou'd be amazed at how little most people know about their government.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bbc.com/news/health-33223045
ReplyDeleteI love wearing skinny jeans,so this sucks :(
yeah, but a lot of recent firings are just for having opinions on issues, and I'm amazed that people think it's acceptable that the consequences of having an opinion should be getting fired. I don't think anyone ever misses that point, they just strongly disagree with it. But defending mass racist murder, that's a little different.
ReplyDeleteDon't you K me. I know where you live. I'll TP your house.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to be so rich that one can do random dumb things of little consequence and get away with it.
ReplyDeleteHillary Clinton is the queen of America,right?
ReplyDeleteIt's not about forgetting. Those people don't know what it actually means.
ReplyDeleteYou and Parallax are on the top of my Liquidation List right now, bub.
ReplyDeleteMen in skinny jeans. *shakes head* CenavsOrton I'm disappointed in you.
ReplyDeleteLI-QUI-DATION
ReplyDeleteIt's in your future!
What can I say,vanity is one of my sins :P
ReplyDeleteYou agreeing with Dougie on me all the time makes you less cool, dude. It's like, Fonzie crying or something.
ReplyDeleteMy stupid dog growled at the mail woman. Nothing major, she started to pet him, he licked her hand, then he growled and she backed off. But I had a friend who's dog bit someone and they forced her to put it down, so now I'm afraid of that.
ReplyDeleteAl Pacino you are not, sir.
ReplyDeleteThey still have international contracts to fullfill
ReplyDeleteIn there it gets dicey...
ReplyDeletemy sister in law got fired from her job because of a tweet...she worked at a government building had a bad day and tweeted she was going to burn the building down. both her and her friend who retweeted it were fired.
Just wear tight t-shirts and manly jeans
ReplyDeleteEeesh. That retweet probably hurt your sister in law. Made it seem like a conspiracy.
ReplyDeleteJust got to the Brock stuff seems really weird that Noble got so hurt from that bump. The padding is pretty good on the barricade isn't it? It didn't look like Brock just drove him in with reckless abandon
ReplyDeleteI wore my first pair of slim jeans last summer. They fit so well around the calf! They're great for wearing high top sneakers with too.
ReplyDeleteI AM SO ANGRY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Vince and Dunn weren't there, who had the bright idea to run the Divas match that they did? Sending 5 heels out there to a dead crowd in a match that made no storyline sense?
ReplyDeleteYikes, Slam City. Well, I'm heartened that Sting was the third highest (I actually own that one). Good job WWE for making him a Superstar! The Triple H feud worked!
ReplyDeleteTell the stupid whore to leave it alone. Dogs and mail people are supposed to be enemies.
ReplyDeleteHe keeps calling me a n00b too! He's the cruelest! The cruelest man!
ReplyDeleteI blame Brian Pillman talking about his Constitutional Rights.
ReplyDeleteI keep my dogs away from the main room where people enter my house for the same reason. If I'm taking them out to PetSmart or somewhere that people will be around them, I use a muzzle. Once I took my pit bull to obedience classes because he was snapping at people that came by, and two dumbshit teenagers reached down and started yanking on his ears. Luckily the trainer was there to smacktalk their punk asses before they got fucked up.
ReplyDeleteJust bad luck I think. Barrett tore up his shoulder taking a similar bump from Jack Swagger last year.
ReplyDeleteMY wife and i disagreed on it. I was like that seems a little extreme and she should have got suspended or something but my wife disagreed and "had a talking to" with her
ReplyDeleteYou seem tense today, 'Lax. You need to relax some, mellow out a bit.
ReplyDelete*him not it. My bad.
ReplyDelete......
ReplyDelete......
......ok.
Vince and Dunn.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll relax inside your wife later.
ReplyDeleteYou are a n00b. That's just a statement.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he'd be fine with that.
ReplyDeleteWe're not allowed to be critical of the people being critical of the people being critical of the people being critical of... What was I talking about?
ReplyDeleteFEEL THE VIBRATIONS!
I doubt it.
ReplyDelete... No?
ReplyDeleteDid we/this place ever discuss the AEI reports about Deflate Gate?
ReplyDeletehttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/13/american-enterprise-institute-calls-ted-wells-report-unreliable/
I don't get why AEI is so interested in these topics. They are GOP think tank focused on poltiics.
Wait, I've mixed you up with someone else on here. My bad.
ReplyDeleteMy head hurts.
ReplyDelete"Anyone but You"
ReplyDeleteI don't think Bray wrote that, I think the fans did and it's been there since before WM.
Matt is just a really angry dude that everyone victimizes, I wouldn't put nearly this much thought into it.
ReplyDeleteI think the threat of violence hurts her. Apparently that was the reason Anthony Cumia got fired in the end, from what Sirius told Opie, that certain of his tweets showed a violent edge.
ReplyDeleteNo he's the one with the miserable wife... but he likes the abuse.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think.
ReplyDeleteThough now that I think about it, Parallax's rampant philandering with other mens' wives makes me think that he's covering for something. Then it hit me: he's obviously one half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Would have been great if HHH just audibled and made a switch - "we'll just tell Vince that Tamina had the shits or something."
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteSpend more time on the BoD and less time studying, maybe you can fail another class.
I've been here a year! If Abeyance responds to one of my posts with "Welcome to the BoD!" now I'll be so upset and I'm holding you responsible.
ReplyDeleteUMadBro?
ReplyDelete(No, seriously, I'm only kidding, I didn't actually mean offense)
I know. Still have to hit back though. I gotta be me.
ReplyDeleteyeah. Hell my wife is even paranoid I have the peyton twitter account even tho my name isn't tied to it. I get and agree to a certain degree with what you are saying though like Aids/africa lady shouldn't have been turned into modern hitler in the course of a plane ride.
ReplyDeleteBe still my beating heart. Or something.
ReplyDeleteupvot for use of my catchphrase
ReplyDeleteI legit LOL'ed at that. Good job.
ReplyDeleten00b.
how great if the fans chart Anyone Buy You chants at him now
ReplyDeleteThat comment? That comment really didn't take much thought.
ReplyDeleteFuck Diddly, I've gone full Dougie. *TILT*
ReplyDeleteAlso, after he doesn't re-up his contract, we'll have even less for you to do.
ReplyDeleteTatR -- If you're still here: I forgive you for the "Guess he won't be ROWAN his boat anytime soon then" comment.
ReplyDeleteWho would have guessed the best troll here would have been Rockstar Spud.
ReplyDeleteYou never, ever go Full Dougie dude. Dougie leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to Vince Jordan.
ReplyDeleteThey should do a wizard of oz thing with Bray where he projects his giant head into the arena, but then Reigns goes backstage and pulls back a curtain and he's in there in his underpants hunched over a microphone.
ReplyDeleteHuh?
ReplyDeleteFuck, I should've just gotten Arkham Knight via the Playstation store. It would have downloaded over night and I wouldn't have been sitting here this morning waiting for the fucking game to deal with the update file.
ReplyDeleteTater isn't Rockstar Spud?
ReplyDeleteThanks dude! Still here. Where else am I gonna go?
ReplyDeleteWha? Clearly, I was joking and I love the boat joke.
ReplyDeleteI'm coming across the wrong way today. This seems to happen twice a week.
They're thinking that they got away with this while talking loudly at a bar in the middle of a group of racists and don't understand that social media is a very different sort of beast.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell :'(
ReplyDeleteEat. Sleep. Sample. Repeat.
ReplyDeleteNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRD!
ReplyDeletedamn I'm Typo City Bitch today
ReplyDeleteSorry to be HARPERing on it.
ReplyDeleteI'm leaving now.
Today is the 19th anniversary of KOTR '96. #wrestling
ReplyDeleteMarella aside, I would like to see a wrester who talks about mint juleps and fried chicken. A southern dandy, who then kicks butt in the ring.
ReplyDeleteYou should be thanking him for it.
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike, I guess.
ReplyDeleteFor tea and crumpets?
ReplyDeleteLife is hard
ReplyDeleteYour dog has angry management issues.
ReplyDelete