On tap for tonight:
NXT starts at 8pm EST on the WWE Network, highlighted by Finn Balor vs. Rhyno
Ring of Honor starts at 8pm EST on Destination America with AJ Styles & Young Bucks vs. Kazuchika Okada & Roppongi Vice and Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Roderick Strong.
Lucha Underground starts at 8pm on the El Rey Network, highlighted by Drago vs. Mil Muertes in a #1 Contender's Match.
TNA airs live on Destination America at 9pm EST.
MLB Action tonight with the Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Chicago Cubs on ESPN2 at 8:05pm EST
There is a PPV live watch in the thread tonight as you can discuss the 2000 SummerSlam show as those participating will begin watching at 8pm EST.
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
NXT starts at 8pm EST on the WWE Network, highlighted by Finn Balor vs. Rhyno
Ring of Honor starts at 8pm EST on Destination America with AJ Styles & Young Bucks vs. Kazuchika Okada & Roppongi Vice and Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Roderick Strong.
Lucha Underground starts at 8pm on the El Rey Network, highlighted by Drago vs. Mil Muertes in a #1 Contender's Match.
TNA airs live on Destination America at 9pm EST.
MLB Action tonight with the Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Chicago Cubs on ESPN2 at 8:05pm EST
There is a PPV live watch in the thread tonight as you can discuss the 2000 SummerSlam show as those participating will begin watching at 8pm EST.
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
First....maybe
ReplyDeleteDo I get a miniature confederate flag?
ReplyDelete8 minutes and 2 comments?
ReplyDeleteHere, I'll give you a topic. A peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut. Discuss...
Buy them all up now and sell them for massive profit when no one can buy them anymore
ReplyDeleteLOOK AT ALL THIS WRESTLING WHAT THE FUCK
ReplyDeleteWe are young but getting old before our time...
ReplyDeleteI found a place that is like here except for being really rude and super picky about clothes that female celebrities wear. The comment section is a blast, not unlike here. Not as good, but still funny and mean.
ReplyDeleteAbortions for some, miniature confederate flags for others!
ReplyDeleteZsa Zsa Gabor is still alive???
ReplyDeleteSo I fucked up and thought it was Tuesday for some reason. I'm starting Summerslam at 9. Sorry everybody, I'm dumb.
ReplyDeleteAmazingly yes.
ReplyDeleteI would like to imagine that it is run by Bizarro World Scott Keith.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bob Newhart, both of the Rescuers!
ReplyDeleteNever thought she would outlast Dick Van Patten.
ReplyDeleteYOU FUCKED UP
ReplyDeleteYOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
is Bizarro World Scott Keith a fashion obsessed transvestite?
ReplyDeleteAsshole.
ReplyDeleteBizarre, right?
ReplyDeleteFuck you, this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo Statin just cleared dead center at Marlins Park, 418 feet over an 18ish foot wall, with ease. Holy fucking shit.
ReplyDeleteThere must be some hot chicks on there. You should holla.
ReplyDeleteLot of responsibility being in the header now. Responsibility that in a sane blog I would not have.
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus that outfit is BONZO GONZO
ReplyDeleteThat's like a short fly ball for him.
ReplyDeleteBabe Ruth did that shit three times a day, after straining his back from lifting too many hot dogs.
ReplyDeleteMVP
ReplyDeletehot dogs, whores, whatevs.
ReplyDeleteThat was the name for whores back then.
ReplyDeleteI watched the TLC tag match not too long ago. I don't understand why Vince condoned that kind of stuff. Yeah, it was entertaining as a fan, but as a promoter I don't see why you would let your talent put themselves out of action.
ReplyDeleteAsking for a Chicago Style Dog got you slapped in those days.
ReplyDeleteI may be the only person over 30 that likes the Atlanta Hawks new uniforms.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted a pickle on the bun!
ReplyDelete*slapped again*
33 and love em
ReplyDeleteat the time all 6 guys were fairly low down the card apart from the TLC matches, it's not like he was having Rock & Undertaker in there.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair apart from a couple of spots most of the matches are relatively safe, the tables make the falls far safer when used properly.
They look good. I play with them in 2k because they have many cool jersey variations.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of people that are like "eww" and are toting an average age of 50. I tend to like traditional uniforms, and I looked at them and immediately liked them.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like there's a rich cultural heritage of classic unis to ruin.
ReplyDeleteI'm under 30 and I think they look like shit. It's Create A Team type of nonsense
ReplyDeleteTrue. The Hawks don't have a standout great uni across their lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI'm 34 and I think I'm predisposed to hate anything new. I'm indifferent to the Hawks and Clippers, but I like the 76ers.
ReplyDeleteWhy Balor vs Rhyno again? Didn't they just have that match?
ReplyDeleteI like the Classic Dominque one the best. Even the 70s one but most won't agree.
ReplyDeleteRed with the diagonal white stripe that had the team name on the front is the most iconic probably
ReplyDeleteAnything that wasn't slightly outrageous would have looked like trying to create fake tradition. (Looking at you, Brooklyn.)
ReplyDeleteso they try and get Flash Funk over as a hardcore legend by renaming him Too Cold Scorpio Funk and having him team with Terry Funk.
ReplyDeleteIn their first match they have a long slow non-hardcore match with the New Midnight Express. Nothing says Hardcore like needing 10 minutes to beat Bart Gunn.
The Clippers new get ups look like summer league uniforms. I fucking LOATHE them.
ReplyDeleteAstros need to go back to 70s style.
ReplyDeleteThe white uniform and the red tee are fine. The rest can be safely burned in bonfires.
ReplyDeleteIt's the most recognizable, but is it really GOOD?
ReplyDeleteThey're alright. Not the worst.
ReplyDeletethey are seriously bush league but that makes sense cause the owner is a huge mark.
ReplyDeleteFuck yes.
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn.slamonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dominique-wilkins.jpeg
ReplyDeletePerfectly fine.
Clippers new look is horrible.
ReplyDeleteWhy not? Definitely a classic look.
ReplyDeleteOnly if the Nuggets also bring back the rainbow.
ReplyDeleteSo Wednesday night is the new Monday night.....if you have a valid satellite or cable package that enables you to watch all those different channels.
ReplyDelete70s baseball style was awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure they wanted Scorpio to get over. Either that or they really didn't understand what to do with him.
ReplyDeleteThey brought back the old PHILA which is great.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm not crazy about their shade of red but I think they look not bad.
ReplyDeleteBart "Dr. Death Murderer" Gunn? Be happy with a win of any sort!
ReplyDeleteSo, take your teams out of the running...top 3 current uniforms in sports. Aaaand go.
ReplyDeleteIf he had stuck around a little longer he would have great in the Hardcore title era.
ReplyDeleteDetroit Tigers, Boston Celtics, Montreal Canadiens
ReplyDeleteYankees
ReplyDeleteDodgers
Cubs
I only watch baseball
Golden State, Oakland Raiders and Detroit Tigers (sometimes less is more). Honorable mention to the Dodgers.
ReplyDeleteChargers blue n white, Dodgers, Chicago Bulls
ReplyDeleteYankees pinstripes
ReplyDeleteUNC
I want to say Warriors here (or even how cool A's hats are) but since I can't I'll vote Raiders
Removing the Dodgers and Chargers powder blues for my teams, I'd go with -- and I hate this cause I hate all of these teams -- Yanks, Lakers, Raiders
ReplyDeleteTGGI
ReplyDeleteMTL has the coolest hockey jerseys by far IMO.
ReplyDeleteSuppose I could answer my own question:
ReplyDeleteRed Wings
Cardinals
Blazers
That would be Colorado
ReplyDeleteYou just can't top the classic NYY pinstripes.
ReplyDeleteShould've pulled a Washington and gone back to their 80s/90s look with a little twist, especially since they're bringing back the Pac-Man look. Put Teague in those Dominique colors.
ReplyDeleteSet the trend that many teams have followed.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Tarheels?
ReplyDeleteAll white football uniforms for Texas A&M. Blue NY Islander jersey. Can't really think of a non Pittsburgh 3rd.
ReplyDeleteDo NOT ask for it dragged through the garden.
ReplyDeleteThey're up there. Again, pains me to say that cause fuck UNC
ReplyDeleteI fucked myself up by saying to take my teams out. I love the Pirates homes and the Steelers road gear.
ReplyDeleteFisherman Islanders or bust
ReplyDeleteIslanders blue is a good one
ReplyDeleteGoing through the 2nd season of Ray Donovan on dvd.
ReplyDeleteChargers Powder Blue
ReplyDeleteDodgers Whites
Blue Jays (all)
You saved me from dishonestly having to act like the A's uni's are better than the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a list
ReplyDeleteGood call on the Jays. They perfected "modern take on a classic uni" better than I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteCant wait to see what the Celts will do tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteIf we do an ugliest unis in sports, may I start it with the Miami Marlins?
ReplyDeleteHow come no one voted for the Browns new uniforms?
ReplyDeleteChargers do beat the Saints anyway, and while I like the classic Braves outfits, their red alternate needs to be sent into incinerators.
ReplyDeleteJacksonville Jaguars
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty much them and the Buccaneers.
ReplyDeleteSan Diego Padres
ReplyDeleteTrade the pick for David Lee.
ReplyDeleteMets, Raiders, Ducks.
ReplyDeleteThose Steelers throwbacks that they won't stop wearing.
ReplyDelete80's Padres maybe.
ReplyDeleteBland. As. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Ducks.
ReplyDeleteAll red Browns unis are ugly and stupid.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even consider the NHL, and that's unfair to them. Although on second thought, I doubt I'd put any of theirs above the three I chose below.
ReplyDeletePadres early 80's
ReplyDeleteSleeveless baseball jerseys and sleeved basketball jerseys.
ReplyDeleteThe new Browns ones or the new Clippers ones.
ReplyDeleteBuccaneers, Sharks...
ReplyDeleteGeorge Karl is trying to get rid of Boogie Cousins. Are we sure the cancer hasn't killed his brain?
ReplyDeleteTommy would enjoy his game.
ReplyDeleteBust
ReplyDeletehttp://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0922/nhl_pens_third1_600x600.jpg
ReplyDeleteThis is the best jersey in sports. I don't even wanna hear your weak ass arguments otherwise.
I have El Rey and the Network and can catch ROH Sunday. I have all the wrestling that matters.
ReplyDeleteI gotta disagree with you. He's a fucking mental case who offsets 20 and 10 with "when I fucking feel like it" defense and stupid ass fouls.
ReplyDeleteNot even Top Ten.
ReplyDeleteHe enjoyed Walter McCarty's game so he'd like anyone not named Marcus Banks
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gamewornauctions.net/images/products/114218635063b0c9.jpg
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't the Pelicans' jersey contain, you know....a pelican?
ReplyDeleteNo coach in the history of basketball has had more teams turn on him.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't give away a 20 10 guy. I'm sorry man. And he's not one of this 20-10 Kevin Love types that does it cause everyone is garbage. Dude can play
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/11528547/166605793.0_standard_709.0.jpg
ReplyDeleteThis is also the best baseball uniform.
I can see why he is trying to do it. He wants to win his way and that he has the leverage for pretty much this year and it will swing back to the player next year. Once you trade your best player, you lose that trade because he isn't going to get equal value for DeMarcus.
ReplyDeletePut him with the right coach and good players and he'll be fine. Zach Randolph was a knucklehead too and he turned out great as he got older.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/pirates-uniform.jpg
ReplyDeleteJust found Lucha on cable. Question: Del Rio throws Mundo down the flight of stairs and does a promo. Two nights ago the promo was in Spanish on Univision but just now the promo was in English on Del Ray. Did he do the same promo twice during the middle of the match? Or am I dumb and missed something? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ReplyDeleteExactly. It's like he loves getting in these pissing contest with star players.
ReplyDeleteWhenever you can look like a Keystone Cop, you gotta go for it.
ReplyDeleteThat hat
ReplyDeleteStylin' and proflin' woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteDamn, we'll take him.
ReplyDeleteTheh White Sox old shorts attempt were awful but hilarious.
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/sox-shorts-2015.jpg
Kent Tekulve could model the shit out of anything.
ReplyDeleteI got a $5 discount on anything I order from Seamless. Gotta think of what I want to eat.
ReplyDeleteAnd other than his Sonics teams, what has he really done?
ReplyDeleteIf they go straight up for Al Jefferson, then Al is on the Concord before they can change their mind.
ReplyDeleteThe lighter gold they use now looks better
ReplyDeleteEven with the Sonics, what did he do?
ReplyDeleteCorrection: THAT is a Keystone Cop uniform.
ReplyDeleteEat my shorts.
ReplyDeletePortland sending Nic Batum to Charlotte for Gerald Henderson and Noah Vonleh. No idea why.
ReplyDeleteCause MJ, that's why
ReplyDeleteHow do you slide without skinning the shit out of your legs?
ReplyDeleteI'd go with the Canucks, because they are wearing actual 1986 Seahawk uniforms.
ReplyDeleteJesus FUCKING Christ, are you serious?
ReplyDeleteAnd they are trading Matt Barnes for Jeremy Lamb. Oh boy!
ReplyDeleteContender for worst uniforms ever: http://u.jimdo.com/www33/o/s723aa1ecef4f06bc/img/ia0941431e3bd20ec/1280457271/std/image.jpg
ReplyDeleteJaguars or Bengals in Football, Clippers new unis, Miami Marlins
ReplyDeleteNo idea what Portland is thinking.
ReplyDeleteBecause Nic Batum is done and Charlotte isn't very bright?
ReplyDeleteI prefer female edible panties.
ReplyDeleteAt least got to the Finals. I'll give him that much.
ReplyDeleteNeither do I. Vonleh is someone I always thought would be a bust and Batum is better than Henderson by a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhen Pillman wore those Bengal tights it was a serious wtf!
ReplyDeleteFUCKING NO.
ReplyDeleteYou're shitting with me.
Hideo Nomo!
ReplyDeleteThey're awful
ReplyDeleteI like Batum more than I do Henderson as long as he isn't punching dudes in the nuts.
ReplyDeleteHow does that help anybody?
ReplyDeletehttp://hoopshype.com/rumors/
ReplyDeleteNoah Vonleh is going to be pretty good; you wouldn't know it because Charlotte stupidly loaded up with forwards last year and buried him on the bench.
ReplyDeleteThat sentence sums up Charlotte's entire offseason.
ReplyDeleteCut my lip while shaving today and if I kept letting it bleed you could probably get pretty high on the muta scale with it. Have been compressing it for like five minutes and it won't stop!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Summerslam at 8. I suppose I should read the post before I start reading comments.
ReplyDeleteAnd rumor is Jordan is interested in Stanley Johnson and Devin Booker in the draft.
ReplyDelete9. I fucked up and thought it was Tuesday lol
ReplyDeleteOh that was awesome. The ones they wear now are just to much with the white sides
ReplyDeleteSnuck 4 baconators into Harborview like a champ-juan, home for a night off so let's get drunk and watch wrestling boys, did Summerslam start already?
ReplyDeleteLove the reviews Tommy! Shame WCW 2000 is so shit, and this show so forgettable, no one will comment!
ReplyDeleteAh, the realization that you've become old enough that you've crossed into the "mistrustful of technology" age range. Was talking with my 16 year old nephew about driver-less cars, and what that might mean for him in the future, and I was adamant that I wouldn't allow a car to drive for me.
ReplyDeleteThat's when the realization hit me that I had become one of THOSE "old people" who don't like technology/improvements that the next generation embraces. See, that's how my parents were with Smartphones. And now...I've become that person.
*SiGH*
TITTYFUCKING HELL
ReplyDeleteStanley Johnson explicitly said he wouldn't play for Charlotte; he wouldn't even come to work out for the team.
I haven't started because I'm a retard and thought it was Tuesday before I announced it lol.
ReplyDeleteOooh, perfect. Have time to shower.
ReplyDeleteOh NXT right, I'm not entirely sure what day it is either, it happens buddy
ReplyDeleteDear Michael Jordan:
ReplyDeleteGo fuck yourself. With a chainsaw. In a lit pool of gasoline.
Rule of the live watch: Don't interfere with live shit people care about lol.
ReplyDelete9's good because fuck TNA at this point.
Welcome to the old folks club! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOwens with the nice save of his stuttering.
ReplyDeleteI hated Vonleh's game in college and think he has low basketball IQ
ReplyDeleteI can't see Jefferson playing in Charlotte next year. Especially if Charlotte looks like they're going to blow up the roster (again).
ReplyDeleteAustin '96 KOTR style?
ReplyDeleteDriverless cars and drone delivery sends me diving head first into Get Off My Lawn.
ReplyDeleteAppears that the moron who caught a foul ball in the front row with a baby is going to be on Chris Hayes.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
WWE really should make a play for Nakamura and then rocket push him.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for driverless cars. People can't drive for shit and I resent not being able to swear them out and give them the finger for their fucking stupidness
ReplyDeleteHe's athletic as Hell though; he's got range for a big man and can play defense.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you. There is something to be said for convenience and everything but I'm a guy who likes to do things for himself and not rely on technology for certain aspects of life because tech can fail you. "If you want anything done, you need to do it yourself."
ReplyDeleteAlso, a car driving for you takes the fun out of the act of going somewhere.
Charlotte seems destined to be 30-52 for the next decade. I cant wait for MJ to trade Kemba Walker and Al Jefferson for Ty Lawson and Danilo Galinari
ReplyDelete"If I'm gonna get blamed for your injury, I might as well do something to deserve it. I see you've got one good arm left, so let's fix that."
ReplyDeleteSHUT THE HELL UP BAYLESS YOU WILL NOT BRING THIS DOWN ON ME.
ReplyDeleteRhyno in his Rise Above Cancer singlet.
ReplyDeleteIt has suddenly become clear to me how civilizations lost their knowledge.
ReplyDeleteOur version will be in 30 years when every book is digital and suddenly the system goes down. If you didn't know how to fix a combustion engine before, you never will.
This jacket's tighter than dick skin!
ReplyDeleteSo he can get properly roasted?
ReplyDeleteCould be a 76ers fan
ReplyDeleteIt would be one thing if he wasn't gay but he clearly is.
ReplyDeleteSo does Sexy Star only fight men?
ReplyDeleteAnd then had Detlef Schrempf guard Jordan instead of putting Gary Payton on him.
ReplyDeleteWhat about ugly logos? This Detroit Tigers logo from the 1920s has to win, right? http://content.sportslogos.net/logos/53/59/full/7193.gif
ReplyDeleteWe inch closer to Idiocracy with every new piece of tech.
ReplyDeleteSoon, we'll all be saying "Go away! 'batin' !"