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Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

Not much to talk about on here so TV tonight:

Lots of Baseball. ESPN has Texas vs. Baltimore I think.

RAW

I think the Comedy Central Website has like...every Daily Show ever or something.

There's other stuff on too but nothing sticks out to me as worth listing unless you guys are really enjoying the final weeks of the Bachelorette. Might be a NetFlix night for me if RAW can't deliver.

Enjoy and keep it clean!

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  1. Any thought given to bringing him in to battle the Authority?

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  2. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJune 29, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Because what Raw needs is MORE authority figures.


    I honestly wouldn't mind having Bisch back as an on-screen talent, but unless they can do something fresh and exciting with him, it isn't worth it. And I'm not sure he can handle doing anything but be an on-screen authority figure.

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  3. Vince McMahon needs to replace Trump on the apprentice.

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  4. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJune 29, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    You're fired becomes Yooooooooooooooooouu're Fiiiiiiiiiiiired!

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  5. Trump stole Vince's You're Fired!, who stole it from Mr Spacely from the Jetsons.

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  6. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJune 29, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Where did Spacely steal it from?

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  7. Another authority figure...fresh and exciting....never mind.

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  8. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJune 29, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Who took it from...?

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  9. Anyone think Rollins is losing the title at whatever this network special is called? I do. Seems like they've lost confidence in him.

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  10. Nah. It's a glorified house show.

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  11. which is why I can't understand the reason for Brock being on it.

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  12. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJune 29, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    The Japan show or Battleground?

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  13. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    Well I've said for months that he was holding the title until his match with Brock could happen. Win or lose against Brock I think Seth's days are numbered after beating Brock.

    Seems like he's been holding it for the expressed purpose of facing Brock.

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  14. Battleground. Is he defending at the Japan show?

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  15. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJune 29, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    Card subject to change? I still don't understand the Brock-Kofi match.

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  16. It didn't start that way but that's what it's turned into. They don't have anything else on the horizon for him

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  17. Brock does have a Japanese past and it's doubt he's been forgotton.

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  18. What? is that on the Japan show?

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  19. what happened?

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  20. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Brock is facing Kofi on the Japan show, yes.

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  21. Brock-Kofi because someone said to Brock he isn't the smartest businessman on earth. He slammed his fist on the nearest wall and poof, this match came to be, Fonzi style

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  22. Kofi dies for the Japanese fans.

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  23. Was New Japan champ after he left WWE I think

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  24. That may be the biggest mismatch in sports entertainment history. I remember Stone Cold wrestled D-Lo as a Heat main event in '98. That's probably the closest.

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  25. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:25 PM

    Japan likes freak shows. Brock/Kofi is gonna be a damn monster movie.

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  26. And each of Goldbergs title defenses

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  27. Yeah. Gotta say, I'm kinda looking forward to the point that the entire New Day shows up and Brock obliterates all of them.

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  28. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    I think it's him and Kane vs. Cena and Roman.

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  29. There was a certain joy in watching Goldberg destroy people. Be interesting to see if Brock can capture that as a face.

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  30. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    He had his first MMA fight in Japan too.

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  31. Who are you to doubt Curt Hennig?

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  32. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    I think Seth escapes with the title vs. Brock and then Seth loses it by SummerSlam. Only problem is I don't see anyone else on the horizon to be champion besides Seth. Hell, just give it to Cena until the new champ is ready.

    If you're gonna have a stall for time champ I'd rather him be booked strong than another Authority Lapdog.

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  33. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    Goldberg was a fantastic power wrestler. His big moves looked like DEATH.

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  34. I'm away at a wedding this weekend so won't be able to watch either show live, but I'm expecting some great matches out of WWE and New Japan PPVs.

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  35. I've been a proponent of Cena taking it for the longest. I had high hopes for Seth but WWE seems to have no faith in him. Just put it out of its misery

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  36. I think there's a rumour that he wanted to visit Saito do he got himself booked on the tour.

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  37. That match against Henning was crazy. Henning's neck snapped on that spear.

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  38. It's amazing how paper thin on top they are right now. If Brock wins, then what? Cena's in his US title land, no one else looks like anything that could touch Brock. Money in the Bank looks like a circus freak and is Sheamus to boot. At least if Rollins holds on, maybe HHH, maybe Reigns if they're done for now with Reigns getting the belt

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  39. Yeah he was great. But Scott putski and Barry Horowitz weren't exactly stellar opponents

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  40. Its fairly obvious they are building towards Stephanie beating Brock for the WWE title, then having a successful title defense against Rhonda Rousey at WM.

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  41. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    It's time for someone else to hold it. No one but Cena is in shape to do so. Not Reigns, not Bray.

    Hey, just have Sheamus cash in now. Briefcase goes away for a year which is nice. And Sheamus has awesome music.

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  42. If Rollins is done then it would be smart to transition to Reigns. They probably want to wait until Mania but I say they need him in the mains as soon as possible.

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  43. If they wanted, they'd have a shot at a reverse Savage with Rollins, start the dude as a smarmy heel, turn him face to end the authority. Shame the lynch pin of this universe is a strong authority

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  44. No Sheamus. He is not a main event guy.

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  45. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Reigns winning at a PPV other than WrestleMania would probably go over better. If he's challenger at WrestleMania people might think "oh great 'WrestleMania moment' he's the new guy here we go"

    But if he wins it at Night of Champions or something it might come more out of nowhere and go over better.

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  47. I agree with your assessment. A lot of that stink seems to have worn off

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  48. "Looked like"

    ~B. Hart

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  49. WWE has done a good job rehabbing Reigns, but this Bray thing may undo all the good will. Who booked this crap? Why would I challenge a guy stalking my daughter to a wrestling match? Good grief. I feel better now.

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  50. This feud is setting Reigns back three months. It's depressing as fuck.

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  51. Lord, I really don't want to watch Raw tonight. I'm trying to force my way through it, but damn is that main event a real nutbuster.

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  52. Plus, the bits I've seen, it doesn't even look like he's stalking the kid, but obviously just playing with a stupid looking Reigns in the process

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  53. You know, I would be ok with another authority figure if there was some discernible difference in the way they ran the show. We constantly get these "performance evaluation" angles where the current GM or authority figure gets fired. Then they do a lot of buildup as to who the new person would be and inevitably whoever gets chosen puts on the same damn show as the person before them.

    Having an authority figure is not the problem. It's having virtually the same authority figure (aka having the same director and actual authority figure) that is the problem

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  54. Buzz is the new Terminator sucks. Boo, hiss.

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  55. Loved the initial reviews "it's the best since T2" when 3 and 4 were apparently horrible.

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  56. Guys, I am gay...for all of you.

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  57. Bray comes out - "blah blah besmirching Kevin Sullivan's Florida work blah". Roman without music or fanfare runs in *from the back*, beats Wyatt within an inch of his creepy hillbilly life for even daring to even think of the little girl. Wyatt should have to ask for the match.

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  58. I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

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  59. Vince is a child and wants to hear Japanese people struggle to chant "Brock"

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  60. I don't get why Bray has to do these occultish shenanigans. Just fucking fight.

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  61. EVEN ME AND MY 1/4" COCK?

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  62. I still blame Parallax for the sudden infusion of bots. See what happens when you don't immediately reject them?

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  63. I'll get over you, I know I will
    I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

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  64. All the bots.

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  65. This would be a good scenario to bring back blood. I would think invoking someone's daughter in a feud would be a good reason for it.

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  66. This. Reigns looks dumb as balls thinking Bray's doing a damn thing with his kid.

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  67. I get keeping blood out of the mix. I'd really love Roman to break out the piledriver.

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  68. Wow...they use the hell out of Brock to plug the Network thing from Japan, but don't even mention who his opponent will be.


    I wonder who'll go over....

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  69. We got the rapper guy going through a table so things are allowed to get a bit hardcore.

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  70. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    3 minutes and we outta here we got 3 minutes and we outta here.

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  71. Didja watch the new episode of TD?

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  72. I wonder if tonight's the night... that we see something other than a boring 20 minute Authority promo and all the Kane matches? Maybe a new set, a new theme song...

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  73. Huh. ROck showed up at a house show. Go figure.

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  74. Batista is back tonight?

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  75. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    That's what you think!

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  76. Rumor from reddit so I dunno.

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  77. Boo this man.

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  78. THESE LAST 5 MINUTES OF NCIS GET BETTER EVERY WEEK

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  79. Well. Here we go. Swigga Jack for the bored wrestling fan.

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  80. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    And THAT is how heeling is done. Mark.

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  81. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    This shit is getting out of hand.

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  82. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    And it was against Bo no less.

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  83. I just want you to know good luck--we're all counting on you.

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  84. I don't think it was so much "against." More like, "fuck you. I'm walking out. Deal."

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  85. I did. It was pretty cool and I can't wait for next week's. I know some people are hating on it but I'm intrigued.

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  86. I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

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  87. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Washington DC? Time for a Batista run in.

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  88. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Supposedly he's backstage.

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  89. Oh, but also a lot of responsibility.

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  90. The United Authority? Fuck, that's going to get annoying.

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  91. We need Bo-Tista. Complete with machine gun pyro mimickry.

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  92. I'm really liking it now. By the way, check out the picture in that weird therapists office: http://i.imgur.com/inuzIKs.png

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  93. "Obsessed with cock"

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  94. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    And we're only 5 minutes in.

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  95. JBL: "Monday Night Rollins! Monday Night Rollins! Hashtag #MondayNightRollins!"

    Byron Saxton: "Oh, stop."

    +1 Saxton, keep it up.

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  96. I feel like disgusted face announcer Jim Ross would get Rollins even more over as a slimy heel solely by being disgusting by his antics.

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  97. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Would be a nice little one night thing.

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  98. The announce team are too busy telling stories. Shitty, non-relevant stories.

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  99. I'm not sure what that is. Cant really see it. Tell me?

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  100. Nice that Jamie can clap with both hands there.

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  101. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    I really doubt we'll see him. Probably just visiting friends, assuming he's actually there at all.

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  102. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    Rollins Heyman impression: 2 outta 10.

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  103. I think the only thing Rollins really needs is a legit catch phrase that gets over organically.

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  104. It looks a lot like the bird mask.

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  105. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    They need to cut the pause from his music.

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  106. "I've got bad news, that's not going to happen. Brock Lesnar is boarding a plane to Japan right now."

    Suddenly, two hundred thousand viewers tune out...

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  107. Ohhhh...interesting....

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  108. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Brock needs all the rest he can get for that 5 minute squash match.

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  109. Macklin, Man With The KnightJune 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    They just need to give him non awful music.

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  110. They need to get rid of that terrible theme altogether

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  111. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Baby steps.

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  112. I'll agree with that I guess

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  113. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    Just give him the Ascensions theme.

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  114. Quite a bit of Jamie Noble love from the crowd, lol.

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  115. (Rollins cements heeldom)Unless some other brat dies this year

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  116. Almost getting killed by Brock and living to tell the tale is worth props.

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  117. Heyman needs to call the Authority The Not-So-Dangerous Alliance

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  118. I wasn't even thinking about music, actually. Dude is good to great in the ring and more than solid on the stick. That theme is bad though.

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  119. "Just keep Rollins!"

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  120. channeling the rock and the nation

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  121. Only if he's bringing a stable to fight the power.

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  122. BRAND NEW APPLE WATCHES, haha...something about Seth's megadouche delivery owned that.

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  123. wow this is boring and stupid.

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  124. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    WWE can afford Apple Watches?

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  125. Kane's indifference to how excited Mercury is made me laugh

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  126. Mitch, The GodfatherJune 29, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    I cannot stand Rollins on the mic.

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  127. I literally have no idea what the point of an Apple watch is. I'm guessing it's a watch that runs apps? Does it work like a phone?


    Oh, wait. I don't really care.


    Never mind.

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  128. I really wanna see Vince attempt to use an Apple Watch.

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  129. MICK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT. WE'RE ONLY 9 MINUTES IN, FUCKER

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  130. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    So they're advertising Crapple now? Fuck you Vince.

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  131. Seth is doing as best he can, but this angle is just death.

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  132. Remember when Kane was terrifying, he is now smiling at his Apple Watch in the middle of the ring.

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  133. Stranger In The AlpsJune 29, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    "Where's the Buddy Landell 10-bell salute and tears?"
    -Mickey Yarber

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  134. Oh and something else, when Colin went to Vaughn in the first episode there was a bartender working there. The same guy was one of the thugs who beat up the guy next to his car in episode two. He's a ginger. Kinda like Colin's kid.

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  135. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    That needs to be a show on the Network.

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  136. ITS VERY BORING AND I"M NOT ENTERTAINED BY THIS

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  137. At first i thought this was shameless product placement but then i remembered Apple wouldn't give 2 shits about the WWE.

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  138. Jamie Noble looks like the bastard love child of Rick Steiner and the Genius.

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  139. An autographed Ron Paul poster! How thoughtful!

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  140. THEN WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO WATCH EVERY FUCKING WEEK?


    WHERE'S THE LOGIC IN THAT, MAN?

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  141. Nice! There's a doc being released about Chris Farley!


    He was the greatest comedian of our time.

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  142. JBL is a lobotomized lemur out there. Someone hogtie him and get him out of here.

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  143. this angle hasnt changed since 97 apparently

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  144. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    Did they ever even mention that on TV?

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  145. That's a bit harsh Seth

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  146. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    Did New Jack write that part of the promo?

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  147. I DON"T WATCH EVERY WEEK THEREFORE I CAN COMMENT ON IT

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  148. Stranger In The AlpsJune 29, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    I haven't watched a show since I cut cable.


    I'm just here for the jokes.

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  149. I thought it was odd Rollins started talking about Terri Runnels' asshole

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  150. Note to the WWE: Your heels shouldn't be getting respect claps.

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  151. I actually watched Isaac Yankem vs Bret Hart just the other day. It was not a bad match.

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  152. Kane is more like the coaster you put under a table leg to keep it from wobbling.

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  153. Seth turning face?

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  154. A vacation to Hawaii? Doesn't Seth know that Kane burns easily?

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  155. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Those production guys need the bonus.

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  156. Kayfabe wise, SR is dropping a lot of cash here.

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  157. Mitch, The GodfatherJune 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    This is so lame.

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  158. (Kane breaks down, whisper sobbing)Bu...but, I really hate my wife

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  159. Do all hawaiian chicks have a Mil Mascaras style gut?

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  160. THE ONE WHERE KING WAS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS NOSE?

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  161. I just pissed myself with laughter.

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  162. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Mick is right, this is boring and stupid.

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  163. Kane vacationing in Hawaii and bumping into Pete Rose on the beach would be gold.

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  164. How much did they get from Apple for that watch spot?

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  165. 3 hours is clearly too much when this is the shit they're peddling at the very beginning.

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  166. GOD DAMN IT, CURRY

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  167. he can use a volcano eruption as his new pyro

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  168. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    $9.99?

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  169. Kill. This. Show.
    For Christ's sake, put us out of our misery.

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  170. And throwing him into a volcano

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  171. ...and now the announcement of the same old same old main event for the 78th great week.

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  172. I highly doubt Apple fronted that

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  173. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    That would be pretty awesome.

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  174. Where in the hell did you get your avatar?

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  175. I wish Crush was still alive, this could be the start of an epic feud.

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  176. 13 minutes to get to announcing the main event to the crowd. I get heel-in-loving, but my god this is not the way to do it.

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  177. "Fuck you, pal! We're not done yet."

    - Vince

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  178. I think this is fairly funny.

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  179. A bicycle built for two

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  180. Del Rio's back! Oh, never mind.

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  181. "We'll take the blonde instead"

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  182. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©June 29, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    As stupid as this is, I'll take it over a 20 minute HHH/Steph promo.

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  183. What the fuck am I watching?

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  184. "this motherfucker makes too much money."


    - WWE Shareholders

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  185. What's with the game show music?

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  186. Why not bring in Drew Carey for this bit?

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  187. Joey gets his house picked up by Punk, a car from Rollins...talk about a TAKER, lol.

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  188. Odds that Ambrose fucks up the car somehow: 1/25,261,329.5

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