The United States championship birthday open challenge thread is now OPEN.
Hopefully you're all too busy grilling delicious meat, drinking beer and blowing shit up to be here, but if you're like Cult and are scared to go outside, here you go.
Hopefully you're all too busy grilling delicious meat, drinking beer and blowing shit up to be here, but if you're like Cult and are scared to go outside, here you go.
JOKES.
ReplyDeleteLove you, cult!
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ReplyDelete✦✿❋✿✦ . You Can Just Make a gorgeous Of Money At Free Time...❒❑❒❑. last thursday I got a new Buick since I been making $6498 this last five weeks and a little over $10k last-munth . this is actually the best-work Ive ever done . I actually started five months/ago and practically straight away got me over $77... per/hr .
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And for those of you not from this country, it's Saturday. Do those things anyway.
ReplyDeleteDid the majority of blowing shit up last night when my 4-year-old nephew was over. I thought I loved fireworks, but it's amazing to watch a kid watching them and freaking out.
ReplyDeleteMakes the drive to Wisconsin to get them totally worth it.
Happy 'Murica day!
Why is Cult afraid to go outside?
ReplyDeleteWhich adjoining state do you live in?
ReplyDeleteI think he sees how things really are, like Roddy Piper in They Live.
ReplyDeleteIowa. Fortunately, only about 70 minutes from Dubuque, where we can just slip over and hit the first tent.
ReplyDeleteMore lazy than scared tbh
ReplyDeleteHmph. At least Piper went out and did something about it.
ReplyDeleteI'm too poor to drop $50 on mortars in South Carolina, so it's the county seat and the municipal fireworks tonight.
ReplyDeleteJuly 4th, 1987. The Omni in Atlanta. The first Wargames match. I still get chills from the build and the execution to this match that still remains my favorite to this day. I can't find a complete version of this anywhere and youtube only seems to have the Orange Bowl version which isn't as good.
ReplyDeleteThe announcer saying, "let the WarGames... BEGIN!" is awesome.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit dude, me and my little brother were literally jumping out of our seats.
ReplyDeleteTom Miller was an awesome and underrated ring announcer. He totally got it. "FROM THE VOLUNTEER STATE OF TENNESSEE...RICKY AND ROBERT...THE ROCK...AND ROLL....EXPRESS!!!"
ReplyDeleteThe VHS intro to the '87 Bash is WHOMP-ASS and awesome.
ReplyDeleteAND NOW GET READY TO BOOGIE!
ReplyDeleteAgreed 1000%
ReplyDeleteIt was badass but the VHS release completely butchered the match which sucks. How do you leave out the fucking entrances??
ReplyDeleteThe cover of the case is awesome. As a kid, it completely stood out
ReplyDeleteMagnum...T! A!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteYard work!
ReplyDeleteTom Miller OWNED
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8rUzlAaB7A
ReplyDeleteThere are about a dozen awesome things about this video featuring the Road Warriors vs. Manny Fernandez and Rick Rude for the NWA World Tag Team Titles on an episode of Southern Pro Wrestling from Florida. But the thing that stands out is that Hawk is carrying a fucking MACE. I don't ever remember seeing that.
Yard work on the Fourth? Das Communist.
ReplyDeleteOn DailyMotion, try "The Super Powers vs. The Four Horsemen, NWA Great American Bash," "WCW The Great American Bash 1987 War Games," and "WCW Live Events 1987 - War Games"
ReplyDeleteIt's just Saturday here Pal.
ReplyDeleteThe VASTLY popular, Magnum... T! A!
ReplyDeleteSuper Power vs. Horsemen on DailyMotion seems to have the version with the entrances. I must have gotten a butchered copy. But the SuperPowers/LOD entrance music is totally lame 80's synthesizer crap way below par on what JCP usually uses. They must have overdubbed "Iron Man." I would love to get my hands on the raw unedited version. Also, Jim Ross is mixed too far in the background.
ReplyDeleteBout to head to a family cookout. Had my parents pick me up so I can have a few drinks.
ReplyDeleteDidn't watch Beast in the East yet. Desperately trying to avoid spoilers.
ReplyDeleteI had a red, white, and blueberry ice cream cone at the Old Town 4th of July festival: vanilla ice cream, homemade strawberry and blueberry swirl, and white chocolate chips because I am a fucking real American.
ReplyDeleteSame here. I'm waiting until after work tonight to catch that.
ReplyDeleteC'mon dude. You're a wrestling fan...you know you live in your parents basement.
ReplyDeleteThe new EC3 chapter on the LOLTNA Taimapedia page is great stuff and totally spot on.
ReplyDeleteWE THE PEOPLE
ReplyDeleteCommunism apparently rules WWE judging by how Zeb and Jack mysteriously disappeared.
ReplyDeleteSaw Sammy Hagar and his new band The Circle last night at Naperville, IL Ribfest. Dude is gonna be 68 in October and still brings it. Kicked my ass. There must have been 25-30 thousand people there. Amazing show.
ReplyDeleteI would have loved just to be there, and once again, it appears to be a pretty full house at the Omni, which makes Crockett's decision to move Starrcade even dumber
ReplyDeleteMy friend has been talking about that band a lot. I haven't heard their stuff yet.
ReplyDeleteJericho vs Neville was really good. Love me some Jericho. Nice finish. LION TAMER!
ReplyDelete13,500 according to The History of WWE dot com which was more than double the attendance of the previous few shows there.
ReplyDeleteI Can't Drive 55 has a new meaning.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't play any new songs and nothing from Chickenfoot either. They do a few Zeppelin covers since Jason Bonham is the drummer. They busted out "Rock Candy" from Montrose which was cool.
ReplyDeleteOh, I see.
ReplyDeleteA REAL Communist!
What if we have to be at work with not a lot to do? Are we allowed to be here?
ReplyDeleteIn Soviet Russia...grass cuts YOU.
ReplyDeleteWell we do have socialized healthcare..
ReplyDeleteNow I'm reading that he only did Greensboro so it must have been someone else at the Omni.
ReplyDeleteMiller was known as "the voice of Greensboro" or something to that effect
ReplyDeleteLeaving 13,000+ fans (plus 16,000 in Greensboro) for 8000 in Chicago still makes me shake my head
ReplyDeleteSure, but you've gotta buy everyone tacos.
ReplyDeleteGet the Wargames Blu-ray. It's on there.
ReplyDeleteSPOILER: AWESOME
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th of July to everyone! It's a good thing Will Smith saved all of us or we'd be in trouble
ReplyDeleteWait... if you are desperately trying to avoid spoilers, why would you come to a wrestling related blog, especially a section that is basically an open forum to discuss any/everything?
ReplyDeleteIt will probably get on the Network eventually too but it won't have all the matches.
ReplyDeleteDidn't 4th of July used to be some sort of cursed, wrestling death day?
ReplyDeleteI know they did the Beast in the East thing, but I wish they would do real PPVs on holidays. Especially in the summer, which is such a dead time for sport-sy entertainment.
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm an idiot. And everybody is being really good about it so it doesn't matter. I haven't scrolled far down thread anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou fucker!
ReplyDeleteBring back The Great American Bash for the 4th of July
ReplyDeleteJust wondering. Of course this comes after listening to Lance bitch to Bryan Alverez about people getting annoyed by spoilers, but perfectly willing to log onto the internet, check their Facebook, Twitter, etc.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like that he is such a "get off my grass" old man.
Burrrrrrrrn
ReplyDeleteI'm Canadian and living in Canada, but I am most certainly getting drunk as I speak.
ReplyDeleteIt's incredible to think that the NWA held the Bash on July 4th, WCCW had Christmas Star Wars, and Starrcade and Survivor Series were both on Thanksgiving (the same year once).
ReplyDeleteI'm brand new to UFC, but I'm totally sold on McGregor after watching his incredible public statements. I am going to watch the McGregor a
ReplyDeleteI'm an American living in America, and that is how I celebrated Canada Day.
ReplyDeleteBut we could crush you with our military might.
ReplyDeleteMake it an outdoor stadium show while were at it and put Wargames on there as a tribute to Dusty.
ReplyDeleteWhat we lack in funding for public schools/universities, we make up for in firework sales.
ReplyDeleteGoing to read it now. I wish that site was a book with an index.
ReplyDeleteOh it's completely and totally my fault if I see something so you won't hear any bitching from me. I'm doing pretty good so far though. I'll probably just go play MAME arcade games until it's time to fire up the grill and watch the neighborhood destroy itself. Then me and my wife will watch it later after the conflagration dies down.
ReplyDeleteJefferson and Adams fought to a no contest when they both dropped dead on 7/4
ReplyDeleteI thought this was interesting:
ReplyDeleteFigures came in late, but the total revenue of Starrcade '87, combining the live gate, closed circuit and PPV, was $1.3 million. Roughly $820,000 came from 40 closed circuit theatres, $180,000 came from the sellout at the UIC Pavillion, and another $300,000 came from the estimated 20,000 PPV buys, which at the time was around a 7.0 buyrate. Crockett didn't lose money on the show, but the profit was way down from the previous two years. Meltzer said financially, Starrcade was not a flop by any means.
Source: Bigelow's Proboard
Keep that bad boy in Greensboro & Atlanta, and they have an extra 22,000 paying fans
Probably with more gunfire, though.
ReplyDeleteSpoiler...Finn Balor was there making his return to Japan. Then he reformed Bullet Club and drank AJ Styles's blood. It was kinda dark...
ReplyDeletePut it in Charlotte for the 30th anniversary of the first Bash
ReplyDeleteI dunno what his deal is but when healthy, the guy is fucking lethal.
ReplyDeleteAdrian Adonis and Joey Marella both died on the 4th, although in car accidents.
ReplyDeleteFinn Balor, Cesaro and Neville celebrating in the back was such a vicious cocktease.
ReplyDeleteWell played, WWE.
Holy shit, they are hard on EC3. I heard a lot of really good things about him but can't say I've paid enough attention to substantiate them myself.
ReplyDeleteThey both killed themselves to avoid doing jobs to a young, up and coming Abe Lincoln.
ReplyDeleteThe PPV revenue from not getting cut from almost all the cable systems that were going to run it if it wasn't for Survivor Series would have far exceeded any attendance gain by keeping it in Atlanta or Greensboro. We've been over this before.
ReplyDeleteIt is quite telling that he can't even get a crowd reaction from the same Impact Zone freeloaders that went nuts for Jim Neidhart.
ReplyDeleteHell yes.
ReplyDeleteTonights random movie I've never actually seen before.
ReplyDeleteSweeny Todd, the Johnny Depp musical.
I just want to watch matches today that feature British wrestlers losing.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube. com/watch?v=r8rUzlAaB7A
ReplyDeleteThere are about a dozen awesome things about this video featuring the Road Warriors vs. Manny Fernandez and Rick Rude for the NWA World Tag Team Titles on an episode of Southern Pro Wrestling from Florida. But the thing that stands out is that Hawk is carrying a fucking MACE. I don't ever remember seeing that. There is also one very bad thing. See if you can guess what it is.
Losing that many paying fans is nothing to sneeze at. It's too bad Vince was so petty
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw Alan Rickman and Timothy Spall together I immediately thought of Snape & Wormtail and it only took a second later to confirm that they were still evil.
ReplyDeleteGot some hot dogs, sausages and burgers with bits of bacon and jalapenos on the grill. Just waiting for the missus to bring the beer and rum
ReplyDeleteThey did do a good job killing Greensboro and Atlanta never really rebounded after they moved Starrcade.
ReplyDeleteCan't go wrong with Haggar
ReplyDeleteLook up "1987 NWA World Tag Team Championship" on YouTube:
ReplyDeleteThere are about a dozen awesome things about this video featuring the Road Warriors vs. Manny Fernandez and Rick Rude for the NWA World Tag Team Titles on an episode of Southern Pro Wrestling from Florida. But the thing that stands out is that Hawk is carrying a fucking MACE. I don't ever remember seeing that. There is also one very bad thing. See if you can guess what it is.
Smith gets all the credit, Randy Quaid was the hero.
ReplyDeleteI swear TNA must have about 15 wrestlers left on their roster.
ReplyDeleteLol at Cult being scared to go outside
ReplyDeleteAlso, anyone else keep thinking the show should have been tagged IN YOUR HOUSE?
I had no business lasting that long against Brock.
ReplyDeleteShould have been KICK WHAM F5, that's it
Then you somehow multiplied into 3 people and still got your ass kicked.
ReplyDeleteYAAAAARD BIRD
ReplyDeleteI dunno. A dropkick-based offensive usually pans out...
ReplyDeletePower of Positivity, baby
ReplyDeleteLink that shit!
ReplyDeleteWait didn't Scott kill links in the blog??
Cult's afraid to go outside?
ReplyDeleteFirst Scott came for Triple S, and I said nothing because he sucked.
ReplyDeleteThen Scott came for links on the blog, and I said nothing because Macklin was getting out of hand with meme links anyway.
BUT WHO WILL SCOTT COME FOR NEXT
Corona with a lemon was a good discovery.
ReplyDeleteAlways worked for me in the early SD games!
ReplyDeleteForgot about the Tokyo special and went to a news website that of course had a picture of the result of the big Balor/Owens match. Goddamn it all to Hell, lol.
ReplyDeleteY'all need to check out the Bulldog/Owen 95 KOTR qualifying match. It's ****1/2.
ReplyDeleteHHH actually spoiled the ending to that match on twitter. I was so pissed.
ReplyDeleteWe had a back and forth a few days ago debating the merits of going outside.
ReplyDeleteI'm fer it, he's agin' it.
You think they would've thought ahead on shit like that on people watching it later owing to the time difference/people like me blanking on it. Give it a day at least.
ReplyDeleteI mean HHH spoiled it while it was still airing live.
ReplyDeleteOh really, fuck, haha.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine if Matt Striker was calling the Revolutionary War?
ReplyDelete"The colonies are still part of the Empire!!!
...FREE!!!!"
I don't like going outside that much either. Allergies.
ReplyDeleteSince when do you care about spoilers?
ReplyDeleteAnd why didn't you watch it live? Watching on tape delay is lame, remember?
Already watched War Games 1 and 2 from Bash '87. Gonna watch GAB '89 later. Love that show.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean, "you allergies"?!
ReplyDeleteIt really is America's Birthday! Yankees win on second-straight walk-off win against the Rays! God Bless America!
ReplyDeleteAnd now, bring on the hate!
ReplyDeleteHis wife?
ReplyDeleteHate
ReplyDeleteHAAAAATE
LOL yup.
ReplyDeleteYes! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
ReplyDeleteSo, anything with King Barrett since he won KotR
ReplyDelete"Van halen, not van hagar" -Joe Dirt
ReplyDeleteOh man, Shelton's getting banned any second now :/
ReplyDelete"All American Boys" played allllll damn day, baby.
ReplyDeleteFrom Montreal to Memphis, parlez vous Francais?
I did watch it live.
ReplyDeleteIs that available for download on iTunes?
ReplyDeleteSadly I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteMoney. Table.
ReplyDeleteThis is to celebrate Bill Pullmans victory over the Aliens isn't it?
ReplyDeleteHannibal Burress favorited one of my tweets. WE FAMOUS NAO.
ReplyDeleteAround 5PM EST i am planning on watching "Beast in the East" Any one wanna join me?
ReplyDeleteWent kayaking this morning and I feel like I was in the ring with the Steiner brothers
ReplyDeleteI'd be up for a set live watch, sure.
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna lie, I'm a little upset I didn't get to see the classic Cesaro-Diego match during the show.
ReplyDeleteBut Bram has resigned a multi-year deal!!
ReplyDeleteOf course America's Team won on America's birthday! God Bless America! God Bless the Yankees!
ReplyDeleteFuck that, Goldblum was the one who developed the virus.
ReplyDeleteI'd re-watch, but I'm firing up the grill around 5:45 PM, and that's family time with my brother. But you guys have a blast with that, it's pretty fucking awesome most of the way through.
ReplyDeleteBlack people don't kayak! What the fuck is wring with you?
ReplyDeleteForgot about Beast from the East show, firing that up as we speak.
ReplyDeleteAldo is killer, plain and simple. That fight is gonna be like Brock/Kofi.
ReplyDelete4 years ago today I took my first life
ReplyDeleteOh you think you big time now? Sorry...nao??
ReplyDeleteCesaro should've got this in his divorce.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiMPZais8nE
Hey, I respect your right to choose. I heard pregnancy weight is hard to lose and birthing a baby blows out a vagina, too.
ReplyDeleteI bet Brock is super popular in Japan. They have a bigger hard-on for monster-type guys over there than Vince does.
ReplyDeleteA toast to me
ReplyDeleteBeast in the East time, motherfuckers!
ReplyDeleteHHH ruins everything!
ReplyDeleteJust fired it up myself!
ReplyDeleteI was kinda wondering why I was the only black guy.....in the entire town. After we finished they were saying there was a good bbq restaurant around the corner, but I was like ehhhhhh I think I'll pass
ReplyDeleteCurrently airing in my living room.
ReplyDeleteVader, Hansen.
ReplyDeleteY2J over as fuck in Japan.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so we're starting the special now...?
ReplyDeleteFloyd may have to give up the WBO title he won from Manny because he hasn't paid the $200k sanctioning fee and a boxer cannot have belts in different weight classes.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I truly am not into boxing. You strip a guy for 2 stupid reasons. Not because he lost or retired but because of 2 reasons that have nothing to do with a guy beating him in the ring.
Unfortunately, Godzilla was sick. Brock was supposed to enter on top of his head.
ReplyDeleteIf you are Captain America in Winter Soldier, how are you not balls deep in Black Widow?
ReplyDeleteBecause Hulk would SMASH.
ReplyDeleteJoey Chustnut lost for the first time in 9 years at the hot dog eating contest to Matt Stonie.
ReplyDeleteBoxers can't hold titles on different categories?
ReplyDeleteI already like the stage set-up WAY more than Raw. Or Smackdown. Or the PPVs.
ReplyDeleteIf you're a Marvel character in any movie with Black Widow, how are you not at 4th and inches with that female?
ReplyDeleteDream match, Brock vs Godzilla
ReplyDeleteBrock vs Goku.
Cool. i"ll let you know if I am running behind or anything. NO BBQ for me today. Just sitting around the house.
ReplyDeleteWhere?
ReplyDeleteThey cook black people!!
ReplyDeleteBrock Fights Godzilla
ReplyDeleteJapanese Run From Brock
"It is against sanctioning organization rules for boxers to hold world titles in multiple weight classes. The WBC and WBA have been breaking their own rules by allowing Mayweather to hold their titles, but the WBO has declined to break its rules for Mayweather and it has told him he must make a decision."
ReplyDeleteI love this opening is just BROCK IS WRESTLING LOOK AT THE NAME BROCK IS HERE.
ReplyDeleteI hate those eating contests. So gross to watch.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, when she is asking him about chicks he should ask out., she is basically saying she wants it and "you can put it wherever you want...for Merica"
ReplyDeleteOh snap, the entryway is like the SmackDown games on PS1!
ReplyDeleteBrock v Cthulu.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XcHsdQ92--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/796996493973930308.gif
ReplyDeleteGodzilla had jobberitis.
ReplyDeleteNeville is ripped as shit. If only he was 6 inches taller, Vince would love him.
ReplyDeleteSweet merciful fuck, Shania Twain was some next level attractive. Homely and down to Earth, but sexy as hell:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peBBswUTIr8
Godzilla no shows like Nash at Starrcade 97
ReplyDelete"I call this maneuver Final Justice"
ReplyDeleteBrock vs Kratos.
ReplyDeleteDragon Gate and FMW references?! Seems like Cole isn't the worst fuckin thing ever without Vince in his ear.
ReplyDeleteA moderator APPROVED THIS FILTH?!?!?!
ReplyDelete*Upvote*
See, Jericho looks like himself here. On Tough Enough, I don't know, maybe it's the TV makeup, his face looks awful. Half melted.
ReplyDeleteMvC reference!
ReplyDelete**salutes flags**
ReplyDeleteBOOBIESSS!
ReplyDeleteYessir!
ReplyDeleteBrock v Galactus
ReplyDeleteKate Upton's tits and bacon double cheeseburgers are what make this country great.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad they didn't have Scarlett do a shitty russian accent
ReplyDeleteGuy announcing with Cole here sounds almost exactly like Tazz.
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