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Thursday, March 28, 2013

TNA Impact Thread

Its open fight night!

289 comments:

  1. Just came across who one of the Gut Check contestants is for tonight. I'm not too familiar, but know his name was mentioned here last week. At least I think it was here.

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  2. Hall and Jake Roberts are gonna live tweet Impact. This should be good.

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  3. Dude's been around forever.

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  4. Isnt he still in jail for oxycontin. He has a nice collection of mugshots available online

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  5. You could make this statement at pretty much any point in his career.

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  6. Wonder who Bad Influence do for Throwback Thursday if they do it. I'm hoping the Fabs or PG-13.

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  7. PG-13 is an excellent choice.

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  8. Hardy still isn't great on the mic, but he has improved by leaps and bounds.

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  9. After they showed the crowd, I was instantly reminded they were in Arkansas.

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  10. Stop working the crowd, wrestlers! I'm confused!

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  11. D'Lo looks ridiculous.

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  12. Jamie Dundee should be on gut check.

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  13. Someone needs to gif that look Anderson was giving. Lol, best thing he has done in years.

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  14. Hardy doing the thumbs down gesture looks like a 12-year-old during a Brother Love segment in 1990.

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  15. What city are they in?

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  16. Somewhere in Arkansas

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  17. This is the first time I've found Anderson entertaining in forever.

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  18. Anderson is talking too much.

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  19. Maybe a Smokey Mountain team?

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  20. The "Please shut up!!" chant should have alerted them that the segment was running long.

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  21. Can someone puh-LEZE challenge DeVon to a title match?!?!?!

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  22. Rock & Roll Express

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  23. They need to get rid of the TV title, it screams jobber.

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  24. Did I just mark for Ken Anderson?

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  25. Thrillseekers!

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  26. "Somebody tell Anderson there's a string hanging from his vest. Oh it's his arm"-Scott Hall on twitter.


    Seriously, if you use twitter, I'd suggest following him for tonight.

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  27. It wasn't when Joe was killing people in title defenses every week.

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  28. I'd think that'd be Nashville. Jonesboro is part of the old Memphis territory, unfortunately not a big tag-team territory.

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  29. Yeah, it kinda was. Joe was awesome but there is nothing important about a TV title.

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  30. That Injustice game looks badass

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  31. Oh god. Chavo is the worst.

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  32. Is it possible to be racist of your own race?

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  33. Someone tell Chavo that the word "robbed" doesn't have seven syllables.

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  34. Chavo sounds like someone's uncle desperately trying to be hip.

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  35. The one with his tongue out? I thought he was ribbing Gallows/Festus with that look. And I laughed also.

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  36. The best entrance in pro wrestling

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  37. What sucks is the TV title isn't defended on TV. Also, if the TV title is defended every week, the the WORLD title should not be defended as often on television.


    Make so if you defend the TV title, say 3 weeks in a row you get an automatic world title shot the last Impact of the month. How hard is that?

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  38. I'd think he was having a mid-life crisis.

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  39. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  40. There can be. It's all in how its used/treated.

    The old NWA TV Title, despite being THIRD in line, could get into main angles with no one feeling like it was beneath the wrestlers fighting over it.

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  41. It isn't 1986 anymore.

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  42. If Hernandez/Chavo win, I riot

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  43. Hernandez was made for WWE. How that never happened, I'll never know.

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  44. And?


    (I know it's 2013. But a TV title, booked as more than D-Von's personal belt, can be useful as a secondary belt.)

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  45. I probably say this every week, but it bears repeating, Daniels' bell bottom tights are so weird.

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  46. It should at least be the fist title defense at the top of the second hour.

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  47. Or just come up with something new.

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  48. (Wrapping up the TV title chat):


    The sad thing, TNA's secondary singles title is STILL better booked as D-Von's toy compared to WWE's secondary singles titles.


    At least D-Von's not Jeff Hardy/Kurt Angle's bitch every week, getting pinned in non-title matches.

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  49. He needs a generic Mexican name from the WWE name generator.

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  50. That would require that he actually wrestle frequently.

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  51. Doesn't he already have one?

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  52. Thank god for small miracles.

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  53. True. But even if he did, it'd likely be big "dog and pony" DQs. Still better.

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  54. Kazarian mocking Chavo was great

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  55. Not racist enough for McMahon.

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  56. Switching between Impact and the Pens game plus keeping up with this thread and twitter all at the same time isn't easy.

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  57. That was crazy

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  58. A little contrived, but that double body vise/backbreaker was NICE.

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  59. Damnit ref, STOP SEEING SHIT!

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  60. I thought it was pretty clever move by Chavo using the suplex to get him up.

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  61. Chavo's hair transplant looks fantastic.

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  62. That move was pretty sweet. I really wish they would do more with Hernandez. I've liked him for a while. He's got a certain bad-ass charisma about him that I dig,

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  63. Bad camera work there showing Hernandez waiting for the spot.

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  64. KISS MY ASS IN HELL TNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  65. Chavo's best match in years.

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  66. On the ramp? I kinda liked it, like he was in ambush.

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  67. I remember when you went is was announced that he got the transplant someone posted pics of him and Jimmy Hart from the Hair Club for Men website.

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  68. CHAVO SUCKS DICK IN HELL

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  69. That was a fun match.

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  70. THEY DESERVE SHIT TENAY

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  71. Is Pat Patterson Satan?

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  72. I'm not disagreeing, but my original point still stands.

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  73. Kayfab, why take the chance?

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  74. Why not? Even if Daniels hits it, you can get him well before the three. And Kaz is OUT on the floor... although that would have been a nice alternative to extend the match.

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  75. Scott Hall needs to live tweet every wrestling show.

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  76. Velvet should turn heel, join Aces, and become Bully's girl. Then he can taunt Brooke so we get the awesomely awful Velvet/Brooke match. Can you guys imagine how great that would be?

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  77. They could really elevate that title with Storm, Morgan or someone that isn't really doing shit at the moment holding it.


    I also think Hardy should have at least ONE run with the X Division belt, but that's just me.

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  78. No. Just no. Sharmell/Morasca's must remain TNA's worst women's match ever.

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  79. TNA teases the most awesome feud in years with Bad Influence Vs Greatest Generation and then craps all over it.

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  80. "Who has the best ass" matches?

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  81. That title is so beneath Storm and Morgan, they would have to journey to the center of the earth to find it.


    Agreed on Hardy and the X title though.

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  82. Saving it for the PPV. It's smart.

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  83. I wonder who Hulk would vote for?

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  84. The champ makes the belt...not the other way around. Give me TV main event matches with Joe defending the TV title over talkathons at the end of Impact every day of the week.

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  85. Was it announced when the Mexitypes would get the title shot? I might have missed that line.

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  86. Bully/Hardy isn't for the PPV either. I'm guess these are title feuds to hold them over.

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  87. Oh, I thought you meant Brooke Tessmacher..not Hogan.




    ..that's just...ew.

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  88. No, BAD TNA. No "Did You Know?" wannabes.

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  89. Instafact - Are they stealing Did You Know?

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  90. Insta-Facts? Of all the things to steal from WWE, TNA, the Did You Know is the last thing.

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  91. Or just create something new that doesn't have jobber stink on it.

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  92. A regional belt would be cool.

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  93. I completely understand what Drew was thinking when he decided to fuck up his career.

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  94. Taryn is wearing the HELL out of those shorts.

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  95. Man.. she has some hams on her.

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  96. Good lord. Forget those WWE stick figures - I'll take Taryn's legs any day.

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  97. Never remembered Taryn having this much sex appeal.

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  98. We call 'em handlebars. Something to grab onto when you're behind her.

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  99. Losing that ref shirt was one of the best things that could have happened.

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  100. TNA - where female wrestlers EAT!

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  101. What should happen: Gail KILLS (and yes, I originally typed kisses. It's that kind of night...) Taryn.


    What will happen: Nothing as satisfying.

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  102. That's why I think Angelina Love was secretly trying out for the WWE when she lost that weight.

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  103. I fully endorse your first idea.

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  104. I wish I could like this more than once.

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  105. And week two of Gail "hitting" on Aries continues.

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  106. KONG...oh Tara...great

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  107. Where's Teddy Long when you need him?

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  108. Damn, that would have been hilarious.Although this is quite acceptable...

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  109. So Tara is giving her a back-ally abortion? Why don't you push her down the steps next.

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  110. The nerve of Tara not showing any cleavage.

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  111. Oh, I almost kept it. But honesty's the best policy.

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  112. This is Miami Heat 28 game streak full of win.

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  113. How many knockouts has Hogan "hulked up" for?

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  114. Wait, a Michael Bay movie with less than 1 explosion per minute? LIES.

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  115. Red Son Superman in Injustice...NICE

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  116. Komrade Kielbasa is my new favorite superhero.

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  117. Can we get Kielbasa in the game too? That'll get me to buy.

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  118. With the amount of roids that have gone through that guy...probably has an infant dick

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  119. Between Komrade Kielbasa and GI Bro, they're missing some heroes.

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  120. Ask Bubba (the shitty one). Or his wife

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  121. His steroid-laced tadpoles are probably the reason why Brooke is so big.

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  122. I saw that clip of his sex tape, Hulk can hulk up (no homo)

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  123. I thought that was Anderson's best mic work in TNA. Probably due to the lack of 'asshole' in it.

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  124. Hall and Jake are tearing it up on Twitter. God Bless DDP

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  125. Beautiful People 3.0?

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  126. Ooh, blood feud. I'm liking this more and more.

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  127. vs sort of a ladies' version of Greatest Generation. Me like

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  128. Yes, YOU can have the career of Christian York!

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  129. ADAM PIERCE???

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  130. Do I have to look like a Slipknot roadie?

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  131. Gut Reaction: No and No.

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  132. Oh snap. Give Pierce a contract right now.

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  133. Magno? da faq?

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  134. That guy Sting was talking to should do porn.

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  135. Rock has been on Impact more tonight than he was on RAW.

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  136. I could have sworn he also did security for ECW.

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  137. Who is the masked guy again?

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  138. Same thing.

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  139. Atlas DID do ECW's security... don't know about him personally.

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  140. Pierce is probably the best guy they got on Gut Check yet.

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  141. Fuck Papa John.

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  142. I can deal with it in small doses... but their pizza sauce is just too sweet for me.


    (And not the NWO version of too sweet.)

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  143. Looking forward to seeing Pearce. I've never seen him in action and opinions seem to vary wildly on his work.

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  144. Throwback, almost Andersoneque. I like him.

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  145. I'll assume you meant Arn, and not the other Andersons...

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  146. Im talking about the owner and his need to plaster his ugly mug all over TV.

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  147. It cures constipation.

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  148. His ring work can be wildly erratic, like terrible one week and great the next, but he's an awesome promo. If they don't sign him as a wrestler, then definitely put him in the booth or use him as a manager.

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  149. Or paying Peyton Manning God knows what while not giving employees health insurance.

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  150. Oh shit... don't tell me the Mexitypes are getting a title match in Corpus Christi also?


    There may be a literal riot if they lose/get screwed...

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  151. Yeah, as his style is the most modern. He carries himself like Ole (so awesome). Not the same moveset, but the pace and ring presence.

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  152. Didn't you see the format sheet, Hulk?

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  153. To be fair, most of the people employed by pizza joints are high schoolers and college kids. It's not exactly meant to be a profession unless you're store management.

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  154. Who HASN'T swerved you, Sting?

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  155. Hogan looks blazed.

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  156. Of course Hogan knew it all along.

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  157. I think he was in one of the old X-Cups. I know I've seen him before.

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  158. Seriously. I want to see a clean and sober Scott Hall get inducted into the HoF 5 years from now. Wrestling deserves a moment like that.

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  159. I'd love to see the three of them on Gut Check.

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  160. Hogan is PISSED.

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  161. Jake: A little Murine Hulk plz.

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  162. No one cares. Hulk is Impact's biggest obstacle going forward.

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  163. Sad to say but I'm digging Hogan vs Sting.

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  164. Cool, I'm a sucker for throwbacks.

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  165. 10 bucks the porn star is A&8's

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  166. PLEASE don't be a Hogan turn...

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  167. On Hogan, you're two for two. God forbid he look vulnerable without a 10-on-one, or that he make a MISTAKE on his own.


    Although he's justified in-character, he's also misguided.

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  168. I know his better days are behind him in the ring. But I still love Sting on the mic.

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  169. That one went over my head

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  170. It's 2013, get off my tv you irrelevant hack.

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  171. Fans turned on Hogan pretty hard

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  172. WHAT is the endgame of this Morgan crap??

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  173. Damn, that's one ugly crowd.

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  174. Someone please make a gif of Tenay's sad old man face.

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  175. AJ HAS A BATPOD???

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  176. Hogan creative control, big boot, legdrop, 1-2-3.

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  177. Hogan thinks he's the future.

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  178. So...who HASN'T had a baby with a crackhead?

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