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  1. Can't believe Ric Flair made it to the show. Wonder why he brought the WWF Winged Eagle title though?

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  2. I liked that first match.

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  3. TNA. Really makes ya think, you know?

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  4. Melendez was solid technically... just needs a better finisher.

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  5. Not terrible, no. I promise I mean this in a non-jerk way, but I was curious what was going to happen if he got irish whipped.

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  6. Sorry I forgot about the thread tonight.


    Watching the President as we are declaring an attack on ISIL

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  7. There's not much else he can use unless they get him a leg that can bend.

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  8. Why does he keep calling it that?

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  9. It's the real name.

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  10. Prioritising Obama over TNA would get you banned from some message boards.

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  11. Thanks for the save, Stranger

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  12. Thanks for letting me know - I didn't know this was happening.

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  13. This not a ground war sure sounds a lot like a ground war.

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  14. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    I once had a neighbor who had the name Isil, wonder how she feels about the name now?

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  15. Am I overly jaded or just down cycling bipolar that I could care less? Same old shit, different face sending people to die over bullshit

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  16. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    No "Deal With It," Stranger? You're losing your touch.

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  17. It's weird watching this while commenting on a wrestling blog.

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  18. Probably the same way girls named Katrina feel.


    Well, the ones living on the Gulf Coast...

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  19. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    What, the president speech or TNA?

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  20. Kitchen Nightmares?

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  21. Heh. I meant the President stuff, but yes to both.

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  22. ...adding....not to say it doesn't suck for the poor guys/gals being sent over there to die, but christ, nothing ever changes

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  23. Bobby Roode seems to have a stars & stripes themed shirt.

    Which is a bit odd.

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  24. Of course.


    War, war never changes.

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  25. KENTA debut idea: when they bring him out tomorrow with Flair to introduce him, Steen debuts as well, and lays KENTA the fuck out. Establish Steen as NXTs super heel and throw them both into a major feud right away.

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  26. Is Flair involved in NXT in some way? I haven't watched in a while.

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  27. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    No problem, sir.

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  28. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    Would have been funny if at the MMA show, when Lashley won his match, several TNA marks got up and started to chant, "He's legit! He's legit!"

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  29. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    He will be introducing him.

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  30. I read somewhere that Flair was going to be there to introduce him but I think it's just a one off deal to put him over for people who don't know him.

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  31. I say debut them both as unlikely tag partners who IMMEDIETLY squash The Ascension. They carry the belts for a few months. Always an odd couple. Always a moment away from turning on each other. Eventually they lose the belts clean, but Steen lays KENTA out afterwards leading to a LONG singles feud between the two without a definitive ending before they are both called up to the main roster. Keep them semi apart for a long while before continuing the feud in the big leagues.

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  32. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    I've got the touch......I've got the poweerrrrrr!

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  33. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    Lashley won an MMA fight?

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  34. I haven't really paid attention to the last five or six war declarations.

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  35. I bet they do something similar, but with Devitt instead of KENTA and they have a feud

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  36. Top 5 Hottest Current Women in Wrestling:


    1. Dixie Carter
    2. Charlotte
    3. Rebel
    4. Alexa Bliss
    5. Brittany

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  37. If you're gonna put Steen in a tag team, it has to be with Zayn.

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  38. Kenny King doing the quivering bottom lip faces while Roode does his heart and passion promo is great stuff.

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  39. I'm not even aware of the stuff you guys are talking about. I should feel ashamed for not knowing but I don't.

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  40. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Liked his reaction when MVP punched Roode.

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  41. Ooofffff...can someone help me out. I've just been informed I have a choice of watching either Devil's Due or Transcendence. They both look god awful. I'll probably default vote for the horror movie because its shorter but it looks like a rip off of Paranormal Activity which is already played out (it was definitely cool in its time though).

    Does anyone know if transcendence is as bad as it looks? Cuz wow it looks bad

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  42. Alexa Bliss
    AJ
    Naomi
    Cameron
    Steph

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  43. Where the fuck is Candace LeRay and Sara Del Rey?

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  44. I'm 34 and I've probably seen, I don't know, twenty or thirty of these "we're gonna go bomb 'em good" speeches, they seem less and less important really.

    England had it right, if you want to secure resources in a foreign land you have to stay forever otherwise you're just going to keep going back every generation.

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  45. Both are pretty bad. Transcendence really disappointed me.

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  46. Dixie being on that list makes it invalid, no matter who else is on it.

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  47. It's been done. WWE will instead do the exact same bit, but with KENTA.

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  48. Here is your Shitbag of the Week winner

    http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/loving-father-now-tied-to-his-5-kids-deaths

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  49. One is in PWG and the other trains the females in NXT.

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  50. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    I'd say watch Transcendence, at least Freeman can make it a little better.

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  51. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    I wasn't aware you had a thing for lazy eyes.

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  52. Dixie over Tessmacher is grounds for a ban, IMO

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  53. I mean in your list. It needs those 2.

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  54. Eh. Both are hot, but not top 5.

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  55. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Or at least a paddlin'.

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  56. A lot of people assumed WWE postponed (or abandoned entirely) the Kofi-Woods-Big E stable because of Ferguson, Mo., but is there any chance they held off because they didn't want to be accused of copying TNA's MVP-Lashley-King stable? Does WWE even care like that about what people think about them and TNA?

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  57. I have no doubt someone is going to interrupt, but I had a feeling it would be some low guy on the totem pole and KENTA would smash him. I think they should use his debut to run a big angle. But yeah, Devitt works too.

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  58. OMG I forgot Tessmacher. Let me do a new list.

    1. Dixie Carter
    2. Miss Tessmacher
    3. Rebel
    4. Alexa Bliss
    5. Charlotte

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  59. Not even slightly.

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  60. They copy TNA from time to time

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  61. Your list is not valid because of Dixie.

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  62. You better believe that's a'paddlin'

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  63. Is Lashley good in MMA?

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  64. Should I watch: PWG Eleven or ROH All Star Extravaganza 6 first?

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  65. He beats cans. 11-2.

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  66. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    That is true, I still think that's how we got Hunico and Camacho.

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  67. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    That would make KENTA look weak. He could just cut an awesome promo, call him out and tag him with a cheap shot and then they get into a pull apart brawl. Instant feud.

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  68. http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/straight-dudes-marry-in-new-zealand-for-trip-to-rugby-w-1633272595/+samer



    Never change, New Zealand.

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  69. No big dogs.

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  70. It'd also work if they really want KENTA to be the face of the company in Japan because he never worked New Japan so him and Devitt is a brand new dream match.

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  71. Evening everyone, I'm happy.

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  72. 1.Brooke
    2.fandangos girl
    3.Tara
    4.Lana
    5.AJ

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  73. Steen is really good on the mic but i bet they have debut him after Devitt, who got to NXT first.

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  74. I wonder if Rhett Titus is still bitter about Kenny leaving him high and dry.

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  75. I'm watching Impact in an alternate reality tonight. Joe, KENTA, AJ, Steen, Generico, Moxley, The Wolves, Danielson are all tearing it up. And CM Punk just signed with them last week. It's awesome.

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  76. He's now a comedy fodder in ROH.

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  77. Oh Kenny. That pool was quite empty.

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  78. Question: Why is it KENTA and not Kenta?

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  79. You've seen both? Is transcendence worth the extra 30 minutes

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  80. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Sounds awesome.

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  81. I wonder if Flair is there scouting or just to watch for fun?

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  82. Nah. They both suck pretty harsh.

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  83. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    What are you watching again?

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  84. Paul Heyman.

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  85. Impact. Flair is sitting there in about the fourth row almost center.

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  86. He doesn't make him look weak at all. Wrestlers have been getting Pearl Harbor'd since the beginning of time.

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  87. Because he debuted in the same promotion as Kenta Kobashi (who trained him) and his full name is Kenta Kobayashi, so it made it easier to differentiate between the two.

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  88. Don't know why, it's just that it's always been written like that.

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  89. Blonde wig, title belt, sunglasses?

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  90. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    I was wondering about that guy as well.

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  91. Gedo & Jado.

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  92. That guy is about 30 years and 30,000 unpaid bar tabs short of Flair.

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  93. Heyman of course. He just cut an awesome promo with TNA champ Brock Lesnar.

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  94. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    No WWE guy should ever be seen at Impact, remember what happened to on of the Highlanders?

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  95. They've been hyping him for a few weeks as Kenta, so I don't think so. They'll decapitalise it though I think.

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  96. I wonder what his forehead looks like...

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  97. That was fairly impressive, even if Lashley "helped".

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  98. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    They're both horrible, dude. I would put on a pair of those fake glasses with the wide open eyes and go to sleep.

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  99. EY is a great worker. It's a real shame he wasted his prime years doing comedy stuff when they had literally dozens of stiffs who could have done it instead.

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  100. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    You're champion, getting out powered by the person who won't be facing him.

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  101. Velvet has shot up my list after that picture... hache mache!

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  102. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    Well, it's not like his comedy stuff was a complete waste.

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  103. So Takeover 2 is tomorrow which means I have to renew either tonight or tomorrow.

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  104. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    Why people still want tables I'll never know....

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  105. I know I'm generalizing, but I feel like many of the same people who say WWE needs legit competition from another promotion to get back to their glory days (those who pine for the days of WCW and/or ECW being around) are also those who seem to be taking glee in watching TNA fail. Shouldn't we as wrestling fans in general want TNA to succeed?

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  106. TNA has had legitimately splendid shows for the past couple of months while WWE has put out dog crap. The gap is shrinking.

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  107. They've had many chances to succeed. And managed to blow every one through their own shitty booking. The name, the company is not worth saving, even though some/most of the wrestlers are.

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  108. Yeah. Negative people are negative.

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  109. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    Yeah, the amount of crap TNA has put out recently pales in comparison to WWE.
    All I've seen from TNA that was bad is the Shaw stuff.

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  110. Take your medicine.

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  111. I was a big fan anyway... those hot pics in the Yankee gear were great but that took it up another notch.

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  112. I think it's proof that sometimes less is more. TNA only has 2 hours of TV per week to do something stupid. WWE has 7 hours to mishandle.

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  113. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    Agree with that.

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  114. Brittany with the highlights is a win.

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  115. Actually, he's "technically" right for once. Although shrinking the Grand Canyon by six inches still makes it the Grand Canyon.

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  116. "Uh, he's seeing some therapists for his problems?"

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  117. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    I'm calling this a Bro Mans burial.

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  118. "technically".

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  119. Wrong. Angelina's face is horrible.

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  120. You know, it might also show the benefit of taping weeks in advance. With all the tapings over 72 hours, you're looking into a month or so of content whereas Vince spazzes out hundreds of times a script, thousands of times a month

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  121. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    Come on Gunner...

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  122. Are the guidos and Beautiful People babyfaces now?

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  123. Oh wow Rebellllllllllllllll

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  124. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    So, Rebel is back?

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  125. Rebels rear is outta control

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  126. And why the fuck doesn't Devon get them ahead of time? Dude's going to hurt his back overextending after all the fisticuffs when he could have them lined up early.

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  127. This is a goofy tag match setup...

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  128. This is indyrific.

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  129. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    The Menagerie better get the money sometime soon, I like to see how they will advance that part of the story.

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  130. I think they've probably forgotten about that stuff by now.

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  131. I like Steve as the "jobber bitch" of the group.

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  132. They mentioned it last week.

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  133. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    We want Velvet? You guys don't want Rebel?

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  134. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    They just mentioned it a few minutes ago.

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  135. Speaking of/but not speaking of/but thinking of set ups and payoffs, with the Dusts going heel, did they ever do anything with the cosmic key or whatever they were babbling out? Was still hoping for DustyDust, but have drastically limited my WWE watching of late

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  136. I'll give Jesse credit. I thought he was DOA when he debuted.

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  137. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    That was kind if creepy.

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  138. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    No one likes her.

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  139. The crowd better appreciate that view at the end...

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  140. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    I don't know, the key is smoke and mirrors.

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  141. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:48 PM

    Where's Jef when you need him?

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  142. I read an article today about some guy buying a used Paige shirt, a painting of Paige, and another sign Paige shirt for a total of $13,000 through WWE Auctions. LOL what a creep.

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  143. Hey, a guy who might not be in the company much longer. Or should I say another one.

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  144. hey how come dj z doesnt get a girl??

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  145. They haven't signed Lacey Von Erich back? Madison's happy not being with TBP?

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  146. Paige naked: http://cousinsvideo.com/images/material/mw.jpg

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  147. under her red booty shorts was a texas long horns logo, idk if it was a tat or another pair of panties.

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  148. Haven 't seen Devil's Due. Transcendence is pretty boring and hokey.

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  149. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    I heard Paul Heyman, but when I looked up, I saw Bully Ray.

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  150. Funny these guys are in way better shape in their 40s than they were in their 20s.

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  151. Angle going back to the WWE would make me so happy.

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  152. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    Yeah but in his debut it might not be such a good idea cause he looks like a punk from the get go. Maybe they do the pull apart brawl and KENTA gets the upper hand momentarily and then Steen lays him out.

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  153. I really beleive in the direction Impact is going right now. Sure. That's why you contacted Hunter and Vince.

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  154. He's making an announcement in 2 weeks. I bet he either re-signs with TNA, or signs with WWE, GFW, NJPW, ROH, or retires.

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  155. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    So while changing the channel, I saw Dirty Jobs was on.......on Animal Planet that is.

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  156. Is that you Meltzer?

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  157. He'll sign with CZW just to make you wrong.

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  158. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    You have to listen to EC3's theme on YouTube to hear the troubles better.

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  159. That's not Flair watching from the fourth row. That's Tommy Rich.

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  160. Well then I hope the building has fire extinguishers because there's going to be a WILDFIRE!

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  161. My first thought was Greg Valentine, except he didn't look that young in high school.

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  162. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    I don't know why, but I see that Flair in the forth row, and I think of Cool Trainer Bret's avatar in a wig.

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  163. He and Parallax both left in the past week. People are dropping like flies.

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  164. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    Lot of spontaneous matches tonight.

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  165. Only half true.

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  166. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    I still hope Loser is ok.

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  167. cowardwhotriedtoquitSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    They left?

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  168. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    One left, one is taking a break.

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  169. Parallax took a break. We all miss him. Bret left due to his controversial opinions and obsessive Fire Pro Wrestling simulations

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  170. Rhyno's iCloud was hacked and a picture of him in the bath was leaked.

    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130605191926/garfield/images/5/53/Floating_Nermal.jpg

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  171. Was one of them fake Farva in the Saturday evening thread or something?

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  172. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 8:01 PM

    The FPW part is something I wasn't aware of.

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  173. No. Didn't find that out. Was guessing Mr. Satan given he specifically attacked Brazilian.

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  174. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    Jury's still out on who was Farva, but that was Lax's last night.

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  175. Lax seemed lefit pissed off over it.

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  176. EC 3 is going to be a mega huge star.

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  177. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    He was attacking me too, if he was attacking both of us, it would make a lot of sense.

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  178. And before you two, he hated Farva.

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  179. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    We'll keep him in on the suspect list then.

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  180. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 10, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    He could have been one if WWE gave him room.

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  181. So either this starts the next Knockout title feud, or is an excuse for Havok to kill a bitch.


    Probably the latter.

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  182. I bet Taryn

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