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Question for the blog


Listening to a podcast on the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

Got me wondering: how many WWF/WWE PPVs have names that were only used once? This Tuesday In Texas springs to mind, as does The Wrestling Classic.

Including the IYH titles since some like Unforgiven got used more than once, with and without the IYH prefix.

Thought it might pass some time for the blog otters.

Dean Andrews

​Ground Zero, Badd Blood, Invasion, Canadian Stampede, D-Generation X, It's Time, Mindgames...there was a period in the late 90s where they messing around with all sorts of wacky names.  ​

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  1. It's gotta be said: when Undertaker debuted as the American Badass biker, that shit was over like Rover. In popularity he was a cunt hair away from Rock and Austin.

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  2. Didn't he take up yoga to alleviate the pain is his f'd up back? I remember he started doing more MMA based moves after he came back in 03 when he beat Big Show with a triangle choke in probably their best match up to that point.

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  3. "blog otters"

    Fuck your question.

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  4. Are we separating Badd Blood from the 2003 and 2004 Bad Blood because of the double d?

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  5. Overall though, fuck him.

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  6. They should bring back "Rock Bottom."

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  7. I must mention that if you want to see classic smark rage, look up SK's rant on said Fully Loaded vs. Kurt. People at the FAN Forums are reposting highlights from WONs from 2002, and the hate for UT then is off the charts.

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  8. I seem to remember that they tinkered with the name of the Survivor Series in the late 90's too (Deadly Games and Gang Rulz). Can't remember if they did that with any of the other major PPVs though.

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  9. Breakdown, Rock Bottom, Beware of Dog, The Big Event (not really a PPV, but along the same lines). Some of the UK PPVs might have had one-time names (Insurrection)

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  10. It's trivial to find the answer to this on the Network, as all shows are broken down by PPV name.

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  11. Ah yeah, Summerslam '97 - Hart and Soul. Anyone remember any others?

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  12. Has there ever been a less creative, lamer name for anything than "this Tuesday in Texas"? I mean, put a little effort into it. I remember when that was happening and my friends and I (middle schoolers at the time) were even wondering if that was the name or just a slogan.

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  13. Eh. It's alliterative and you remember it 24 years later. Simple is better sometimes.

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  14. He seemingly got in better shape too. I remember the match that HHH pulled out of him at WM17 - he looked like he should be playing in a slow pitch softball league at that time with his gut. His best move at the time was riding a motorcycle to the ring

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  15. The cunt hair got a lot longer after a couple months of that shit.

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  16. Booger Red was unwatchable. He was channel-changing bad for a couple years.

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  17. I liked it. Especially how Vince would say it, "This TUESDAY....IN TEXAS.....". Felt like it meant something. Plus two big ass matches at the time.

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  18. Survivor Series; Gang Rulz. Sounds like a lackluster show. I am sure nothing historical happened there.

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  19. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 29, 2014 at 8:18 AM

    It's ok, Meekin didn't ask it.

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  20. Actual PPV shortened the name to "Tuesday in Texas". As such I am surprised Vince Russo didn't try to re-use it...you know why...

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  21. TJ: So last night there was some crossover on TV or something. I'd think Scott would be on top of this one...any opinions?

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  22. Sounded like a weekly news program.

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  23. Yeah they went for the Clash of the Champions type subtitling, especially for In Your Houses.

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  24. WM15: the Ragin' Climax (sup, Russo?)

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  25. Was he really putting young talent over? I know he did that
    inexplicable job to Koslov, but my main memory of Taker in the last few years,
    outside of the Mania matches (which he obviously won up until this year), was
    him squashing Punk in 5 minutes on that one PPV.

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  26. Booger Red's promos...my god...Michael McGillicutty was Ric Flair compared to Taker during that time period.

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  27. It was pretty decent until the stupid 15-minute fight at the end where they obviously ran out of ideas.

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  28. Or as joked about in RSPW: Badd Blood...could this mean a secret alliance between Ricky Steamboat and Marc Mero? TUNE INTO RAW TO FIND OUT!

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  29. Eh, casual fans of both shows probably wanted to see that happen eventually...

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  30. Name any name that comes out of anyone who gets signed by WWE nowadays and goes through NXT.

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  31. It is trivial. Yes.


    That's why I asked. Trivia.


    Also we don't get the network in the UK yet.

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  32. Was Summerslam 98 officially taglined Highway To Hell?

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  33. Hey, if Randall can bring back "porch monkeys", I can bring back "blog otters"!

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  34. I loved it, personally.

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  35. Are we even still getting it? I’d heard a date of October 12th-ish,
    but that was months ago and I’ve heard nothing anywhere since.

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  36. You're asking exactly the kind of HARD-HITTING and TOUGH questions that I was hoping this question would provoke.

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  37. It's hard to judge Undertaker's workrate in the late 90's because his character demanded the style he worked and arguably made it more effective. If he was busting out planchas and MMA shit from the get-go, I don't think people would have bought it.


    I also never thought he was as horrible as Scott made him out to be in the early 2000's, but he did become markedly better later on. When he had the matches with Edge, I think he was at his peak. Was also in incredible shape despite already being in his 40's by then.

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  38. Didn't need to be 15-minutes. Family Guy writers love the tired gag of letting the joke go on way longer than it needs to. After two or three of those, it gets really old.

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  39. One Night Only, Breakdown, Breaking Point are some others.

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  40. Also, what about "The Bash" from 09? WWE lists that separately from all the other GABs on the Network.

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  41. The Ghost Of Meekin's MoobsSeptember 29, 2014 at 8:31 AM

    You can't bring something back that hasn't fucking gone away

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  42. Pretty ure if you watch again it wasn't 15 minutes

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  43. They used beware of dog twice.

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  44. I'm expecting it this Wednesday, the first.

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  45. Yeah Skinner vs. Bret Hart was a classic .

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  46. Clever trivia question that. “How many Beware of Dog PPV’s were there?”

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  47. They really need to come up with some new PPV names that fit the current product..
    WWE: Lowered Expectations
    WWE: Baited & Switched
    WWE: Whaddya Expect For 9.99?
    WWE: Rehash
    WWE: Cena Wins

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  48. Well yeah. Smarks hate almost everything that happens on mainstream wrestling. Then the old smarks die off and new ones wax philosophical about the enjoyment they got out of whatever the previous generation hated. Circle of life and such

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  49. I'm pretty certain that if the IYH concept till existed, there would've already been one titled The Time is Now, akin to It's Time, D-Generation X, Rock Bottom.

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  50. They should have continued down that route:
    This Monday In Michigan
    This Wednesday In Wyoming
    This Thursday in Tennessee
    This Friday In Florida
    This Saturday In South Carolina
    This Sunday In South Dakota

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  51. Yeah, it wasn't anywhere near 15 minutes.

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  52. or even 'Never Surrender' with the main event being an I Quit match

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  53. I really like "WWE: Cena Wins"

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  54. I skipped out on wrestling for most of 2002-2009. I got pulled back in by that amazing Punk-Hardy feud on Smackdown in 2009. When Undertaker returned and squashed the superhot Punk, it felt like nothing had changed since the Invasion. There are few wrestlers I like less than the Undertaker.

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  55. Pretty sure Savage/Roberts and Taker/Hogan would be the aforementioned "big ass matches," bud.

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  56. It's a 7 hour clip show.

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  57. "Dean Andrews" was the name that popped out of the NXT Random Name Generator that Meekin typed into.

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  58. You are having a really good morning.

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  59. I'm making up for my heartfelt letter to Santino yesterday that apparently was weird. I guess it was now that I'm reading that sentence out loud.

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  60. Well, yeah. Didn't say it was a hard question.

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  61. I would say the turning point was at the end of 2002 beginning of 2003 where he got in the best shape I have seeing him in his career and you can see a different Taker starting with his matches against Brock Lesnar. In 2003 he had a classic with Kurt Angle at SmackDown and a pretty good match with Cena at a PPV. He also had some good matches that year with Rey Mysterio and even the Big Show match he had at No Way Out and A-Train at SummerSlam where pretty whatchable. That's when you can see Taker turning things around.

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  62. Like Scott said, it was the NWO 2006 match with Angle that showcased his new style.

    Angle was the perfect opponent for that as well because all Angle was by 06 was big move, big move then go into finisher mode for the last 10 minutes.

    Taker was showing hints of the style during the Lesnar series and the Orton series but with Angle it was fully interjected as his primary style of wrestling.

    He also slimmed down. I would like to throw out some allegations of HGH cuz his head got HUGE during 06-10, while the rest of his body streamlined though.

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  63. I could've sworn the Badd Blood event name was used three times: Oct 1997 IYH (Hell in a Cell debut) and the two RAW PPVs in 2003 and 2004, respectively

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  64. It made me sick that people bad mouthed WWE for not making a bigger deal of Santino's retirement. Now he's coming back. If he waits 3 months he can get a tag title reign with Rusev after they feed RUSEV to Cena and then turn him into a dancing heel.

    HE'S NOT WEARING SHOES MAAAAAGLLE!!! Haha!

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  65. CruelConnectionNumber2September 29, 2014 at 9:15 AM

    No. Just the theme song and some lines used by Vince during the build.

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  66. CruelConnectionNumber2September 29, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    Capital Punishment. Fatal 4 Way.

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  67. You just don't get it.

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  68. CruelConnectionNumber2September 29, 2014 at 9:20 AM

    "Gang Rulz" was never used in any announcer's lines or promos... it showed up on a picture for the event in the WWF Magazine and possibly the video cover. Deadly Game was used everywhere (theme music, the name of the tournament, etc.). "Gang Rulz" is so 90's!

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  69. Clash of the Champions: the Search for Curly's Gold.

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  70. Technically it was, but for the two Raw PPVs, they dropped the second "d" in "Bad." No telling why they did this, or why they misspelled it to begin with.

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  71. Fatal 4 way got reused for the last NXT Special

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  72. Well since they weren't in full bury Marc Mero mode yet...I don't know...

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  73. Yeah I can't wait to see his PPV wins over Punk, Lesnar, and others!

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  74. So what will the plan be with Taker? Is he done? The WWE hasn't given him a sendoff, which you KNOW they will do for the company man of all company men. But his biggest draw, the streak, is over and done with. What does he do now? Come back for one last win? Put someone else over?

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  75. Some more factors: First, the pace of matches slowing down. With all wrestlers forced to work a slower style, Undertaker's strengths returned to the forefront.

    Also, I think Undertaker's return to respectability has to do a lot with Benoit and Guerrero dying and Angle leaving the company. With a less than two-year span, WWE lost THREE of its best four workers, all of whom were miles ahead of the Undertaker in-ring. Without them making him look bad, he shines.

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  76. "Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna
    be a match for the tag team titles between the Acolytes and X-Pac &
    Kane, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is,
    this Sunday at SummerSlam the winner of that match will come face to
    face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put
    him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando
    Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're
    gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert. The guy said 'Brother
    Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know
    about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death
    Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the
    cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right,
    and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the
    Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and
    not get back.'



    So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120
    degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him
    and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna
    survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says
    'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back,
    I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat
    YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't
    sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the
    desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard
    boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the
    story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as
    Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt."

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  77. Elimination Chamber '11 and Extreme Rules '12 respectively?

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  78. Eh, it's not a great name but if you're trying to break your entire fanbase's Sunday PPV routine you could do a lot worse than naming the PPV after the weird day it's going to happen. If it had been named WrestleStuff or whatever how many of us would even remember that they had once run a Tuesday PPV?

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  79. The 2002 heel run had fun moments(the three way with Rock/Angle, the hardcore title run, the ladder match with Hardy, the street fight with Flair), but otherwise, yuck.

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  80. The Love-Matic Grampa!September 29, 2014 at 9:44 AM

    It's funny, I went from being mildly intrigued by Undertaker (1990-1991) not really caring about him all that much (1992-1995) to thinking he was pretty decent (1996-1998) to being more than a little bored and irritated by his gimmick and bad matches (1999-2001) to wishing he would retire and never return (2002-2006) and ended up with a begrudging respect for the guy and his longevity (2007-Now). And honestly, I was even a little sad to see the Streak end.

    Twenty-five years is a long time.

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  81. No, I get it. I just think it's old and not funny.

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  82. That's obviously an exaggeration on my part....it only FELT like it was 15 minutes.

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  83. Even Sheldon Cooper laughs at your failure to grasp sarcasm.

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  84. I agree. The first few times, it's funny, but after a while, it's just lazy, and annoying (and ironically, unlike the actual bit, it doesn't get funny again). Jim Rome is very VERY guilty of this on his radio show, and it makes the show unbearable after a while.

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  85. CruelConnectionNumber2September 29, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    That was a sub-title of a TV show.

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  86. What a pretentious mark.

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  87. Gotta love generalizations and assumptions.

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  88. CruelConnectionNumber2September 29, 2014 at 9:50 AM

    cuz 90's

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  89. That's some 80's Hogan level shit.

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  90. The Love-Matic Grampa!September 29, 2014 at 9:54 AM

    I think they should bring back subtitles for big matches: The War To Settle The Score, The Brawl To End It All, The Match Beyond, Icon vs. Icon, etc.

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  91. Tremendously insane. I love it.

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  92. WTF? Is this really an Undertaker promo?

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  93. Making him look bad? Angle was one guy that could make Taker look like a million bucks every time they faced each other.

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  94. As long as I never have to see Undertaker vs. Austin again, I'm good. Those matches flat out sucked, every time.

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  95. Jim Rome makes Jim Rome's show unbearable.

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  96. I don't know who that is.

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  97. The Love-Matic Grampa!September 29, 2014 at 10:02 AM

    Was sorely tempted, but passed. Maybe I'll catch it On Demand, but it's doubtful. Family Guy just doesn't work for me anymore and I'm barely sticking with The Simpsons these days.

    On the other hand, South Park's premiere was excellent. Might have to give them another shot.

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  98. Summerslam '98 was kinda awesome, but yeah, that'd probably be the lone exception.

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  99. I started watching in early '98 and loved Taker then, and looking back I still like him that year. But I couldn't stand him in '99, and it wasn't just because he turned heel because I quickly took to smarkdom and usually liked the heels more anyway.

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  100. Cold Day in Hell (May 97 IYH) is not only by far their best match but it's a great match in general

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  101. This. That match was very good, though it was a tad overbooked with the Hart Foundation run-ins.

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  102. "Afterwards, in the dressing room, Pat Patterson confided in me that my match with Skinner was one of the greatest of all time and I had a great ass."

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  103. I was just about to edit my post and mention that one, too. I wouldn't say it's "by far" better than their Summerslam match, or better at all, but yes, Taker and Austin did have two good matches.

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  104. I'm not just talking about the matches they had with Undertaker.

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  105. Gang Rulz was on the box art too. Royal Rumble 98 had "PAIN!", WM14 was "DX Raided", KOTR 98 "Off with their heads", Rumble 99 "No Chance in Hell", Summerslam 99 was "An out of BODY experience". Some were mentioned a lot and somewhat official subnames, others were just sayings having to do with the event they put on the box.

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  106. Even still, he didn't look good just because they were gone. It's not like there's a set amount of in-ring awesomeness that can happen and Taker was just getting some for himself finally because great workers left/died. Taker's WrestleMania matches would still be awesome even if other awesome matches were on the card.

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  107. "He looks just like Little Richarrrrrrrrrrrrrd!!!"

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  108. Wasn't this a promo that Jericho interrupted and called boring? That's the story from his second book, after which he says Shawn tells him, "Um, maybe don't call out the biggest star in the company* for being boring, especially when it actually was boring and everyone knows it."

    *Which obviously wasn't true, but that's how Jericho wrote it, and we all know the actual reverence they have for Taker anyway

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  109. Cena vs Lesnar IV

    The One Where Cena Wins the Feud

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  110. And your follow-up question, how many of them were really freaking good?

    Off the top of my head I'd nominate One Night Only and Canadian Stampede as great PPVs from top to bottom whilst Mindgames includes one the best WWE matches of all time.

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  111. Have you watched the last two months? They did.

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  112. You're right. He didn't "look good" just because of that. But with the company losing its most speed-intensive elite workers in company history and with a slower overall pace, his "finisher-lie around-kickout-another finisher-repeat" style (which Michaels and HHH were also adept at) seems more acceptable.

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  113. But that's not how Taker was booked. He was booked like a late 80s Andre. Andre would crush upper midcarders (Jake the Snake and Hacksaw) but would put over main eventers (Hogan obviously but also a Warrior on his way up and Savage when he was champ). With few exceptions (Mankind and Khali), younger/newer guys needed to be booked pretty strongly before Taker would put them over.

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  114. Maybe the Sting thing at WrestleMania and that's it.

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  115. I'll have to check out Cold Day In Hell.

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  116. I only say by far because their SummerSlam match didn't age well to me when I watched it 2-3 years ago. Then again it's been around 10 years since I've seen CDiH...

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  117. The St. Valentine's Day Massacre had the epic McMahon/Austin blowoff. That match might not win any stars, but it tells a great story and is a ton of fun for what it is.

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  118. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 29, 2014 at 10:25 AM

    Turning point for me was the WM21 match with Orton, which I thought was tremendous.

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  119. SHH! Do you WANT a left on your chin?

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  120. Yep. Video of it is pretty easy to find. This promo is legendary for being one of the worst promos ever cut by one of the biggest stars in the history of the business.

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  121. I guess by comparison, some might see it that way and not see the "epic" style matches as quite as great if they're on the same card of a Benoit/Guerrero masterpiece. But it's such a markedly different style that I don't think they'd be in any way diminished.

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  122. I watched them both recently (ie, since the Network came out) and they're both in the same boat to me, about ***1/2ish. But I know what you mean about matches not aging well. That one in particular has, but some of my favorite late 90's matches are kinda whatever now.

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  123. Yep. In the 90s, for whateverr reason, it was ccool to doubble up random letters in words.

    Or replace all the Ss with the TOO COOL TO THE XTREME Zs.

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  124. WWE: You've Watched This Match For Free The Past 3 Months, Now Watch It On PPV
    WWE: Dad Jokes, A Drunken Texan And Vince's Avatar

    WWE: Nothing Of Consequence Will Happen Until 10:30 ET

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  125. Undertaker boogle red era had his moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKP2BeMIqk8

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  126. IYH: Fart Juice

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  127. Sheldon Cooper? Is that someone they brought up from NXT?

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  128. Count me as someone who either didn't care about Taker or actively hated his presence for the majority of his career. As a kid I didn't have any fondness for old school zombie Taker--- his matches were boring, his promos were boring, his feuds always sucked. I didn't hate him or anything, I just never looked forward to anything he did.

    His stuff did start getting much better in the pre-Attitude (DIesel match at Mania 12, Mankind feud, HBK matches) and early Attitude Era (AUstin at Summerslam 98) but then Taker went completely off a cliff for me for YEARS. The Ministry sucked, the neverending Kane feud sucked, Biker Taker was just unwatchable--- but then the new Zombie Taker after Mania 20 was somehow even worse. Then he just became some Undead MMA douchebag who had bad matches.

    Mania 23 definitely was something of a turning point, but even then I think the main reason I was enjoying Undertaker more was because we were seeing less of him. The long vacations, the segue into becoming a once a year special attraction--- that suited Taker really well.

    But honestly, other than the two HHH years (neither of those matches I was particularly a fan of, to be honest) I pretty much was rooting for the streak to end every year since batista, because I was totally happy with Taker being done.

    So basically... good job, Brock.

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  129. Clash of the Champions: He Fell Flat On His Fucking Arse

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  130. Prove me wrong. Show me where smarks don't complain.

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  131. And your posts only feel like they're wriiten by a four year old.

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  132. Jim Rome sucks. He's so unbearable. I haven't listened in a long time, but I just find him to be incredibly obnoxious.

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  133. Yup. What's odd about it is that Jericho was scheduled to interrupt the promo, but Taker still got annoyed by it because Jericho called it boring, which was his "Raw is Jericho" savior character. What else was he supposed to say?

    Here's the exact exchange:

    CJ: "Welcome to RAW is JERICHO!
    And this is exactly what I was talking about last week. You two
    giant slugs have been out here for what, three, four minutes? And
    already you've forced these poor people to drift off into their own
    little worlds, completely oblivious to what you're saying, and
    completely oblivious to you. I mean you two morons couldn't string
    together two intelligent words and I was forced to come out here and
    save this segment! Personification of evil - ha! I say personification
    of BOREDOM! The only thing scary about you two is the amount of TV time
    you get which causes the people to pick up the remote and change the
    channel, looking for a hero.



    Well STOP changing the channel because your hero has ARRIVED! Chris
    Jericho has come to save the WWF...finally, there's a man who's
    entertaining enough and exciting enough to bring this company back to
    prominence and make some money for this beleagured promotion - and I'm
    here to say that 'RAW is SNORE' is now dead and buried and long live
    'RAW is JERICHO!' And now that the Y2J problem is here, this company,
    from the front office employees to all the idiots in the dressing room,
    to the two biggest idiots of all,will never, e-e-e-ever be the same,
    again!"



    TAKER: "Hey boy, I
    don't know who you are or who you think you are, but judging from that
    peach fuzz you're trying to grow on your chin, I can tell I got more
    shower time than you've got ring time, and if you ever, and I mean ever,
    decide to interrupt me again, it will be your last time...and that is a
    promise."

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  134. Florida era Kevin Sullivan thinks that promo was insane.

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  135. That's not how these things work. You are the one with the claim that smarks do this. The burden of proof is on the one making the claim, not the one denying it.

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  136. Such hostility, all because I disliked an episode of Family Guy. I bet your man tits are amazing and lactating at a great rate.

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  137. We were taking different paths to the same idea, but yeah.

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  138. Or Smarch Madness or something

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  139. I liked that show a lot. It was one that I watched repeatedly, not because it had blowaway classics, but it just had a great pace and energy to it. Holly vs Snow for the Hardcore Title was novel at the time, Owen/JJ vs Mark/D'lo was solid tag action, Kane/Chyna vs Xpac/HHH was probably the best Chyna match and a really good match in general, another good Mankind-Rock brawl, silly ending aside, and then the rather entertaining main event. I think largely it was a good show (to me) because the cast of characters at the time was possibly the greatest ever.

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  140. Keep in mind it was also pre-American Badass Undertaker. It is literally the first appearance of the BikerTaker persona. It came out of absolutely nowhere. A week before he was all "darkness, darkness, rest in piece" and suddenly he's talking about getting motorcycles from the Hell's Angels.

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  141. I thought Ground Zero was a great name.

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  142. I liked how that match was booked - Vince has a big ego which makes him believe he can go toe to toe with a wrestler, but aside from a low blow Austin just beat the shit out of him...and then somewhere along the line they started booking Vince as a threat in the ring.

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  143. Probably can't use that one anymore.

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  144. I think it was during an angle where Undertaker broke into Vince's house or something, and Vince shows up in his car, and Mideon is outside, and Vince just beats the shit out of Mideon with his fists, with no trickery. I was like, "Uhhh? Mideon sucks and all but he is like a 280-pound actual wrestler."

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  145. CruelConnectionNumber2September 29, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    HARDYZ DUDLEYZ TITTIEZ LOLZ

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  146. I thought you might have been serious because the set they used for that IYH was AWESOME.

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  147. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 29, 2014 at 11:10 AM

    Because it was the 90's. And as 90's hip hop taught us, misspelling titles is kool.

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  148. I blame Kyle Brandt

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  149. IYH: Hustle, Loyalty, Respect

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  150. I used to roll my eyes at the 'Undertaker is beat up' stuff because he works once a year....but after seeing out of the ring pictures they guy looks like hell. It takes a lot of hair dye tanning and make up to make him look like the Undertaker these days.

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  151. Lousy Smarch weather!

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  152. 'Breaking Point' was a really good name that was only used once. 'December To Dismember', not so much.

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  153. Didn't know you didn't like it. Just pointing out that your responses are consistently similar, if its okay for you to generalize use hyperbole or exaggerate why is it not okay for anyone else?

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  154. Well since you can go everywhere and see them complain, there's nothing to really prove on my part you just gotta read these moments or the dead forums or anywhere where we is discussed. Thanks for playing mate!

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  155. Or you can read the multiple times the same people that complain also talk about the fun stuff they enjoyed about it.....because as fans we have the right to cheer what we like, and complain about what we don't......there's an ebb and flow. There isn't some hive mind running around with only one angered negative opinion on pro wrestling. Get over yourself.

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  156. I exaggerated the length of a segment of an episode of Family Guy. I apologize for hurting your feelings about this.

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  157. Looks like you're the one that needs to get over me champ. With your constant commenting on my posts acting passive agressive and projecting the rage you feel onto me, if I didn't know better Id think you're obsessed.

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  158. Here is the question: I just looked at the Austin heel turn at Z-Seven and I know wrestling sometime is booked on a postcard - but does anyone think the Austin/McMahon handshake was that surreal pseudo shoot moment of Vince owing WCW (even though Shane owned it in storyline terms) and the two joined forces to say the Monday Night War is over. Most likely Austin vs. McMahon saved the WWF/E. I seriously think if the WCW deal hadn't taken place the week before Mania, Austin would not have turned heel. I really think they did that moment as a cerebral image of the Monday Night Wars and the attitude era ending. I think the first part was planned, the end of attitude wasn't planned - but officially in hindsight Austin McMahon ended the attitude era

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  159. Yeah the Punk thing was inexcusable, because Punk was thisclose in being a made main event guy 2 years before the pipebomb.

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  160. I point right to vs. Angle 2006 at No Way Out

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  161. No Way Out 2003 vs The Big Show was a glimpse of things to come. He showed up lean and very agile. It's one of Big Show's better matches at around *** in my book. Undertaker wins with a triangle choke.

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  162. I know the Invasion PPV only did a great buyrate because of the initial WWF vs WCW buzz, but at the same time I'm surprised WWE hasn't used that name since because you never know, it could have been promoted from a b-PPV to maybe a top 5 PPV.

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  163. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qlfp8BOPDg will remain my all-time favorite.

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  164. I said stop it, Molester of Boys.

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  165. I SAID "Stop it", Molester of Boys.

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  166. Would you fucking STOP IT ALREADY, Molester of Boys?

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  167. That would be a great name to use for the PPV coming out of Wrestlemania. You're setting the table for the next 12 months.

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  168. Oh look it's the virgin for life squad! Missed your constant trolling stud. Hope for much more of your awesome wit in the future!

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  169. I doubt one had anything to do with the other.

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  170. Well, at least you did stop. No, not with the Molesting of Boys... you're too addicted to that.

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  171. Look at that wit you have on display! Momma must be proud of you baby doll. Now why don't you put on your big boy panties go outside (don't worry you aren't really a vampire no matter how much you believe in twilight) and talk to a girl.

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  172. Nah, it was tagged as such.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SummerSlam_(1998)#mediaviewer/File:Summerslam1998.jpg

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