Tonight, Smackdown air at 8pm EST on Syfy with the Miz & Goldust & Stardust vs. Sheamus & The Usos.
NHL action tonight with several games on tap
The NBA preseason continues as well
In NFL news, the Seahawks traded WR Percy Harvin to the Jets for a conditional draft pick that ESPN's John Clayton reports will be anywhere from a 2nd-4th round pick.
NHL action tonight with several games on tap
The NBA preseason continues as well
In NFL news, the Seahawks traded WR Percy Harvin to the Jets for a conditional draft pick that ESPN's John Clayton reports will be anywhere from a 2nd-4th round pick.
Finally heading home after a retarted week at work.
ReplyDeleteI will more than likely see you gents in a couple of hours.
Seems like quite the week. Get home quickly and safely
ReplyDeleteI have jury duty next month and I'm trying to find a way out of it. Any tips?
ReplyDeleteSay you're prejudiced against all races.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's looks like I'm single again.
ReplyDeleteAnyone up for a pay per view this evening?
ReplyDeleteYou have both cops/criminals in your family
ReplyDeleteI'ma put myself down.
ReplyDeleteLike you put down a sickly animal.
PUT ME DOWN, LIFE. PUT ME DOWN
Nothing like a main event featuring the Miz to get me tune in to Smackdown!
ReplyDeleteIt's friday.
ReplyDeletePut you glass up in the sky, let's drink.
Piss on that; I'm going through some old NWA shows this evening instead.
ReplyDeleteWM 30. "The streak.....is over." Perfect. He was awesome for that whole show actually.
ReplyDeleteOrdered a used Deluxe Wii U set for $200. Snagged Super Mario 3D World & Zelda: Wind Waker HD for about $75 combined. Minus the $165 I had in Amazon gift cards, I paid $122 cash for all of it.
ReplyDeleteI'm better than you.
ReplyDeleteWhat'd up
ReplyDeleteBayless, you doing anything fun on your break?
ReplyDeleteWell my dad did do prison time multiple times so I can just tell them I'm prejudiced against criminals in general I guess
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
ReplyDeleteHE'S THE MYSTERY TALENT TNA IS BRINGING IN!!!
ReplyDeleteSure I'll drink......water.
ReplyDeleteI don't give a fuck.
ReplyDeleteYou should.
ReplyDeleteGoing to Aruba
ReplyDeleteGood man.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to come back
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Cruise? Flight?
ReplyDeleteI grew up not far from where she was from.
ReplyDelete*chugs Giant Eagle bottle of water*
ReplyDeleteFUEL PERKS
ReplyDeleteThe thread should have been called "The Last Night of Bayless"*
ReplyDelete*for 2 weeks.
"What's so great about that??!!" Love it. I've been thinking Cole's 2014 work is the best of his career (and enjoying the heck out of it), but JR is still the best. He's still the voice I most associate with WWE.
ReplyDeleteResort
ReplyDeleteOnly cool kids know what we're talking about
ReplyDeleteI'll be here a little on Saturday and Sunday
ReplyDeleteI'm bored so I decided to rank every Mania match that went on last. Here we go:
ReplyDelete1. Rock vs Austin-X7
2. Hogan vs Warrior-6
3. Shawn vs Taker-26
4. Bryan vs Batista vs Orton-30
5. Shawn vs HHH vs Benoit-20
6. Angle vs Brock-19
7. Shawn vs Cena-23
8. Shawn vs Bret-12
9. Edge vs Taker-24
10. Cena vs HHH-22
11. Savage vs Hogan-5
12. Rock vs Austin-15
13. Savage vs DiBiase-4
14. Andre vs Hogan-3
15. HHH vs Batista-21
16. Austin vs Shawn-14
17. Rock vs Cena-29
18. Rock vs Cena-28
19. HHH vs Jericho-18
20. Slaughter vs Hogan-7
21. HHH vs Rock vs Big Show vs Foley-16
22. Bret vs Yoko-10
23. HHH vs Orton-25
24. Hogan and Mr. T vs Piper and Orndorff-1
25. Hogan vs Bundy-2
26. Hogan vs Sid-8
27. Bam Bam vs LT-11
28. Taker vs Sid-13
29. Hogan vs Yoko-9
30. Cena vs Miz-27
Can you bring all of us?
ReplyDelete:Chugs a jug of spring water.:
ReplyDeleteDid you get my answer about the chick thing, did something wrong?
ReplyDeletesure
ReplyDeleteI'm probably going to resubscribe to the Network either tonight or tomorrow. Been meaning to for a few weeks but just can't pull the trigger
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty bored.
ReplyDeleteLooks about right. I'd have Savage vs. Hogan higher.
ReplyDeleteYou did nothing wrong. No one wants to deal with games like that.
ReplyDeleteGotta love discounted gas.
ReplyDeleteThe Giant Eagle advantage.
ReplyDelete11-16 on the list is pretty interchangeable. After that there is a big drop off.
ReplyDeleteI think that's mine too. Off the top of my head I can think of half-a-dozen Ross quotes from that match.
ReplyDeleteI'm pissed I re-subbed last month. I barely use the thing.
ReplyDeleteGood, funny thing. Guess who's trying to talk to me right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to a song called The Last Rose of Summer
ReplyDeleteYou should do a list with show openers from Mania next.
ReplyDeleteMr. Satan
ReplyDeleteI hate you.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your criteria for ranking the matches?
ReplyDeleteBryan/HHH wins.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see the video of the dude opening up a mint Magic deck from '93 and he got a card that's worth $100,000?
ReplyDeleteI had mine cancelled because the CC I was using was maxed out. I didn't bother to fix the issue. I've missed it. I think about it from time to time, but I don't need it. What a need to do is get a VCR hooked up and start researching the old tape collection.
ReplyDelete"You see The Beegees here at ringside."
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff. He was so happy. Really made my day.
ReplyDeleteI played a tiny bit a LONNG time ago. Are those cards worth anything today?
ReplyDeleteYeah #30 seems about right.
ReplyDeleteBret/Owen probably wins, but Bryan/Triple H should be a Top 5 inclusion at the very least.
ReplyDeleteRing work+historic impact+crowd+story+announcing= my magic formula.
ReplyDeleteThat card was worth over $10,000.
ReplyDeleteI never played but the video interested me. Dude was legit shaking
ReplyDeleteFuck that match, I put Hogan/Yoko ahead as my own personal fuck you.
ReplyDeleteI read that in its mint condition it's $100,000
ReplyDelete"The term 'SlapNuts' has never had more meaning than it does tonight-" Tony S said that at Starrcade when Jarrett showed up to answer Benoits challenge.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense now. Pretty solid list.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I'm gonna have a smoke and then work on an openers list.
ReplyDeleteTook a sick day Wednesday so I volunteered to come in tomorrow, so I get to wake up at 6:30 on a Saturday. At least I can have a multi-screen setup for college football in my cubicle, and to quote Matt Damon in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, "think about the paycheck".
ReplyDeleteI just subscribed this week, so I'm in the opposite camp. I might tap out the available vault by Christmas; the Network as a concept leaves so much on the table.
ReplyDelete#1 or #2. I could go either say Bryan/HHH or Bret/Owen for #1. Rockers vs Twin Towers is #3.
ReplyDeleteMotherfucker, you better not have the Ebola
ReplyDeleteCH CH CHOSEN ONE
ReplyDeleteI agree on that WrestleMania 30 comment. I think in a career retrospective of Bryan, his line will always stand out. "For 8 months, Daniel Bryan has fought the authority. And tonight... He wins."
ReplyDeleteI knew that Chick Fil A tasted weird...
ReplyDeleteThat was the taste of INTOLERANCE
ReplyDeleteIs money included on that table?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy that one; might rank the WrestleManias overall just to steal the concept out of boredom.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn bigoted chickens
ReplyDeleteThe original wrestlemania main event is too low I think. I'd defintely have it ahead of hhh/orton, the 2000 4 way, and hhh vs jerico. Maybe even ahead of Hogan vs Slaughter
ReplyDeleteFuck it, punching out now while my boss isn't on the floor.
ReplyDeleteChick Fil A grilled sammich, not bad
ReplyDeleteGrilled nuggets... not so good
You rebel, you.
ReplyDeleteCowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
ReplyDeleteRebel is hot
ReplyDeleteDownvote to oblivion for blaspheming the goodness that is Chick-Fil-A.
ReplyDeleteHogan vs Slaughter is awesome.
ReplyDeleteChick Fil A? So you support homophobia then?
ReplyDeleteDick Slater!?
ReplyDeleteI never said I didn't partake of the intolerance
ReplyDeleteI ALREADY WENT THERE
ReplyDeleteI went there while in the top 5.
ReplyDeleteDEM QUEERS, AMIRITE?
ReplyDeleteDid WWF make a profit off of the squirt guns they sold in the 90s?
ReplyDeleteI'll never give them money, but I've gotten it free on two separate occasions and morally I'm ok with that. It was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteThey do have the best fries though.
ReplyDeleteI never cared about being in the top 5
ReplyDeleteI like to make it look like i'm blowing the waffle fries when I eat them so they know I don't support thier views of gays.
ReplyDeleteThen I guess I have a bit of history then.
ReplyDeleteWhat is "Prostitution," Alex?
ReplyDeleteWanna know a secret?
ReplyDeleteOnly one person here ever actually cared...
Yup. That might be my favorite (or 2nd favorite after the one with Warrior) Hogan wwf match. Its really good.
ReplyDeleteIt seems Melissa Joan Hart spent most of yesterday putting WWE over on twitter, so I guess we've got another guest host coming up on raw fairly soon.
ReplyDeleteThey need her there... to explain it all.
ReplyDelete...RIP Farva?
ReplyDeleteOr Yep?
Yep
ReplyDeleteYep.......
ReplyDeleteRemember that time her friend climbed through the window?
ReplyDeleteRockers/Twin Towers didn't open, did it? I thought it was Herc-Haku?
ReplyDeleteWill she bring Ferguson?
ReplyDeleteI know it meant a lot to Stu back in the day.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if any people went into a rage over the use of Comic Sans in the title
ReplyDeletewhat kind of gun is it? Like a super soaker? Is it cool?
ReplyDeleteI've got Harvin on my fantasy team. And since the Jets played yesterday he's not gonna help me tomorrow. And now he's got Geno as his QB. dammit.
ReplyDelete...that is so weird to say. I met this girl on Tinder last night... the only thing in her profile was "I hate the font comic sans"... is this like a thing people complain about regularly?
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to a Judas Priest song that I'm pretty would never be played in a Chick Fil A if they listened carefully
ReplyDeleteGuess what, the girl is now wanting me back. Women.
ReplyDeleteThe #1 way to get most women to want you... is to not want them... they are deranged like that.
ReplyDeleteI've personalised all my PC's that I've owned to use comic sans as the default font. It looks fine at a small size. People who get angry about it have too much lead in their water supply.
ReplyDeleteShe was doing her little game, I talked to her, she said I should be a friend only, then says she can't.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you guys are going to get a boatload of Stranger over the next couple of weeks. Daily Updates, nightly threads.
ReplyDeleteBoD stock just went up.
Apparently it is, actually.
ReplyDeleteSome people take it seriously. Personally, even.
THEY love it when you ignore them.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Who are the top five most undeserving main event level wrestlers in modern (1984-Present) history? Caveat: we're not talking about people who had a cup of coffee for a single match on a spot show, or who participated in a battle royal or Rumble, or someone who closed out shows that were headlined by bigger matches (ala the old throwaway tag matches that would close out shows in the '80s). They have to have had dedicated runs over multiple shows (or years) as either the top talent in a company or a featured main event star.
ReplyDelete1. Jeff Jarrett (WCW, 1999-2001)
2. The Miz (WWE, 2010-2011)
3. Diesel (WWE, 1994-1995)
4. Sheamus (WWE, 2009-2010)
5. Triple H (WWE, 2002-2004)
Going to see Fury tomorrow. Gotta say, im pretty pumped.
ReplyDeleteAnd from the clips iv seen online Shia Lebouf actually is tolerable and seems like he fits in well
It sue doesn't work the opposite wait... I ain't gettin' off on all of them ignoring me!
ReplyDeleteYou know what? At the time, I hate Jeff Jarrett. Thought he was a total joke and couldn't stand to even look at him on tv. Now honestly, going back and watching so much of shit just by watching random network ppvs since Feburary, I'm a big fan. Jarrett was good.
ReplyDeleteStop putting yourself down.
ReplyDeleteHe was a good hand. He does get wrongfully shit on, as he has always been a good worker really
ReplyDeleteI could fill that list up with Hogan.
ReplyDeleteGotta be positive man. Chicks dig confidence.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds useless honestly. I'd just move on and block/ignore her.
ReplyDeleteKen Anderson, TNA, 2010-2011
ReplyDeleteWhy? Like what is the big deal?
ReplyDeleteThe Disciple turning around to reveal an oWn jacket as Tony screams in shock song nitro goes off the air
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to bang her.
ReplyDeleteNo it's not. The last mint condition one sold for 27k.
ReplyDeleteAnybody know anything about college football? Will Temple win or cover tonight?
ReplyDeleteThe reason I didn't go Hogan is because his popularity during his headlining years in the WWF generally warrant his positioning near the top. I could have easily gone for a few of his WCW years, most notably 1995 and maybe 1999.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, just saw the trade, wow.
ReplyDeleteHe's riding my bench the last week, and will continue til he gets his shit together. Shit, I just got Sanu and Quick off free agency, much better hands at this point
Justin Credible, ECW 2000
ReplyDeleteWhen you go on a first date and play vintage arcades games and walk away thinking that kind of sucked... its time to keep looking.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. Good call.
ReplyDeleteAnother good one; I might have to amend my list at this rate.
ReplyDeleteKane 2009
ReplyDeleteAh then in that case ignore her and let her chase you... when you finally give her some time she will put out... then you can move on.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of super soakers, Stscy Kiebler in those little white shorts on RAW while Lawler had the super soaker.....dear God...
ReplyDeleteNo clue
ReplyDeleteHouston's a hard team to predict, so I'd probably avoid the game for money purposes. I did pick Temple on my sheet, but I'm not overly confident.
ReplyDelete1. Hogan vs Savage
ReplyDelete2. Hogan vs Warrior
3. Hogan vs Slaughter
4. Hogan vs Andre
5. Hogan vs Bundy
I didn't realize playing vintage arcade games could ever be bad
ReplyDeleteHow vintage? Any Mr. Do?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't bad exactly... but I am not excited enough to bother calling her again.
ReplyDeleteKANE ever.
ReplyDeleteOriginal Donkey Kong, Mario Bros., Tetris etc...
ReplyDeleteI'm doing that. She chases me.
ReplyDeleteNo one thinks about it, but Vince was really bringing in the oWn to give a lethal dose of poison to the WWF in early '02.
ReplyDelete"nWo" on the back of the chair was displayed *in the mirror*
So, you know.
I don't think I would go that far. Some guys have their station in life, and Jarrett's was in the midcard, maybe occasionally an upper card heel for a cup of coffee. He was a solid worker who could have great matches with the right opponents, but didn't have the skill to elevate someone to greatness that you want to see out of your true top talents. He was okay on the microphone, but there was nothing really special about his characterization. To me, his peak as a performer in the business was at In Your House against Shawn Michaels, and he never really surpassed that, no matter how many promotions he tried to build.
ReplyDeleteGalaga
ReplyDeleteWhat a fart sniffer.
ReplyDeleteChris Benoit 28, JJ 18 under Jobbsberry Rules scoring
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE TAKING OVER!!!!
ReplyDeleteSee, we could work this into your old gimmick. Vintage arcade games, your women of choice
ReplyDeleteTogether they equal Ms. Pac-Man
Match that Scott or the IWC doesn't give very much love to but you think is the bees knees? Ones I can think of: Mysterio - Kurt Angle from an early 2000s ppv and Malenko- Ultimo from Starrcade 1996
ReplyDeleteI own wholesale ass at Galaga.
ReplyDeleteGood man.
ReplyDeleteI have good teachers.
ReplyDeleteGimmick match you wish would return (EXCLUDING WAR GAMES) featuring current feuds only...
ReplyDeleteI'd say Ambrose vs. Rollins in a Dog Collar match.
Was there anything cooler in the early 90's than a comic book store that had arcade games in it? Because I remember that was pretty fucking sweet.
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly where I went tonight with this female... a comic book shop with arcade games.
ReplyDeleteJust going by what I read
ReplyDeleteReal HITC.
ReplyDeleteLOL I doubt that is going to make this one any better.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's obvious she's a gobbler
ReplyDeleteTriple H/Undertaker from WrestleMania X-Seven; I think it's aged much better than a lot of people give it credit for, though it's not up to their WM 27/28 level. It's still a decent deal, and is far better than Scott gave it credit for when rating the match originally.
ReplyDeleteI gamble and am knowledgeable on college
ReplyDeleteIm not playing either game tonight, but in your case id take the Temple +8 1/2 (which is the line im seeing)
Both teams have "good" defenses so the under is the more safe play, but if you are just doing spread id take Temple covering
I always associate arcade games either with stand alones or next to movie theaters
ReplyDeleteOr Putt Putt
We had no comic book stores around where I lived; the closest one was like an hour away in Monroe that I knew of, though I damn-near camped in the store in Boone on our mountain trips back in the day.
ReplyDeleteI don't gamble but I play on ESPN Streak for the Cash and it has Temple Win or Loss by Double Digits vs. House Win by Double Digits.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know they are still around. The one in my town back in the day was the shit.
ReplyDeleteThey aren't really, this is a kind of unique thing.
ReplyDeleteBoD stock is going down faster than a Thai hooker.
ReplyDeleteFTFY
Cena vs Orton, Coal Miners Glove
ReplyDeleteI see, not sure how that thing works. Go Temple though to cover, not to win
ReplyDeleteSo a lot of you guys will appreciate this 'cause we're old fogeys, but going to movies in the 80's was simply more of a special thing
ReplyDeleteI subscribe to a bunch of 80's nostalgia pages on FB, and one of them showed the Beverly Hills Cop II poster, and it really struck me how even the posters, the feels, the marketing all seemed so much more special back then
Shut up and answer the question properly.
ReplyDeleteOh its like a special fancy place? Did she not like it or something, or did the place just actually suck?
ReplyDeleteRusev vs. Big Show, scaffold match.
ReplyDeleteI think he changed it from **3/4 to **** or something like that.
ReplyDeleteDog Collar Match is such an obscure choice, but a good one. I'd caution you though that I can think of only two good matches in modern history that used an (Insert Chain/Strap variant) here that were any good: one was Piper/Valentine, the other Vader/Sting.
ReplyDeleteI was still too little to get the movies by myself then. 90's movie nostaglia is cooler imo
ReplyDeleteAustin vs. Savio Vega.
ReplyDeleteMore like "trannies".
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say fancy... just kind of a novelty thing. She liked it fine I think (it was her idea)... I just didn't feel like we really connected. I'll probably take another shot at it in a few days but its probably a dead end.
ReplyDeletePitbulls vs Raven/Richards
ReplyDeleteI stand by my original point, mostly because I don't remember the match you're alluding to there.
ReplyDeleteI said he has always been a good worker, are you saying he's not?
ReplyDeleteI liked Punk vs. Raven.
ReplyDelete