Howdy Blog O'Doomers!
A little early for the open mic tonight because of the baseball game. RAW is live (I think, it should be) and they might actually have something with this Cena-Rollins-Ambrose 3-way program here. Especially if they treat Ambrose like a threat, which they have thus far.
Anyway on TV tonight:
RAW
Monday Night Football (Seahawks vs. Washington)
Playoff baseball as Frisco tries to close out the Gnats RIGHT NOW and later it's the Dodgers/Cardinals.
Gotham, Big Bang Theory...other stuff. Didn't see a promo for an HBO Documentary tonight.
Come out swinging and keep it clean!
A little early for the open mic tonight because of the baseball game. RAW is live (I think, it should be) and they might actually have something with this Cena-Rollins-Ambrose 3-way program here. Especially if they treat Ambrose like a threat, which they have thus far.
Anyway on TV tonight:
RAW
Monday Night Football (Seahawks vs. Washington)
Playoff baseball as Frisco tries to close out the Gnats RIGHT NOW and later it's the Dodgers/Cardinals.
Gotham, Big Bang Theory...other stuff. Didn't see a promo for an HBO Documentary tonight.
Come out swinging and keep it clean!
Watched at least parts of raw the last two weeks because I wanted to see Ambrose. But I guess reigns is back tonight (ugh) so no point in watching since it will definitely suck. So sad this no talent lug is the guy but I should be used to the wwe pushing big guys who are just a waste of space by now.
ReplyDeleteFister v bumgarner lol
ReplyDeleteI swear to god the amount of Seahawks stuff I had to see on every single customer today...does this kind of ball washing happen in other cities after a win? I'm a winning virgin, it seems a little extreme.
ReplyDeleteEverything around here is covered in purple and gold when the Lakers do well
ReplyDeleteFuck I wish it had been an acl instead of a hernia.
ReplyDeleteI don't like him either, but let's give him a chance to really nail it on the mic tonight!
ReplyDeleteDude people are painting their cars and houses bright green and blue. It's like a small societal meltdown. It makes me nervous about what kind of pathetic jabbering fool I'll become if the M's just fucking appeared one year.
ReplyDeleteThey'll write such an awful promo for him. I do kinda wonder how bad it will be.
ReplyDeleteQue? I'm just getting in, what's happening?
ReplyDeleteAt least Nash could cut a promo and was really funny. Outside of being dashingly handsome I don't get the reigns thing? Obviously it taps into some of the underlying homoerotic weirdness of wrestling but can't they stick to good looking guys who can work like shawn or at least like Cena?
ReplyDeleteOnce Oregon became a football powerhouse, everybody began wearing Ducks gear.
ReplyDeleteReigns is on raw tonight.
ReplyDeleteRaw is in Brooklyn tonight. I did not go, after being there for the last two. Hope the show sucks tonight so I'll feel justified.
ReplyDeleteThat is all. Must now go make some chicken parm.
I bet Reigns will end his promo with "Believe that."
ReplyDeleteBelieve that
Apparently a former WWE champ is in town, if you smell what I'm cooking.
ReplyDelete(In case that's important to you)
Egads. I don't wish hurt on anyone, but geez Vince, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Why can't we get him on the '97 Sting plan?
ReplyDeleteRock?
ReplyDeleteHas there been anything more random than this NFL season? I like the comfort of being able to bet on at least one team with certainty. Everything points to a Seahawks win but I wouldn't be surprised if the Skins blow them out. It's that kind of year.
ReplyDeleteIf the M's get one more bat (maybe two), they'll be the the playoffs next year.
ReplyDeleteWHERE BROOKLYN AT? WHERE BROOKLYN AT?
ReplyDeleteI only wish it on people who I bet have really expensive insurance like reigns.
ReplyDeleteHe's got a million things Vince/HHH like *and* is ring royalty, why not give him a shot for a bit? It's not like they're pushing Reigns at the expense of the rest of the roster or anything, he's mostly wrestling guys I couldn't give a shit about anyway. I mean really, let him mow down Orton or Kane or whatever six hundred times for all it matters.
ReplyDeleteHe's the prototypical NXT guy, HHH wants him to succeed at all costs, at least it's not Cena...?
He was meeting with Warner Bros over his role as Black Adam. There is no reason for WWE NOT to hype the shit out of him being on Raw if he was going to be there.
ReplyDeleteBesides, last time I went to Raw live, I saw Hogan, Arnold AND Scooby Doo. Do I really need to be there for Kathy Lee (without Regis) and Hoda WhoGivesAFuck and the Rock?
I'm ok with it.
I've given up, to be honest. I've watched my team transition from 'Class of the NFC', to 'Absolute Shit', to 'Plucky Contenders' without ever losing the lead in their division.
ReplyDeleteOh I mean in the Series, playoffs would be lovely as always but just a Series appearance would basically let me die happy.
ReplyDelete"Has there been anything more random than this NFL season?"
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of hemorrhoids, yeah, they suck.
Um, I represent Queens?
ReplyDeleteThat is where you will find your wife!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he tweeted out a pic outside of Warner Bros offices today. Guessing he's discussing his role as Black Adam.
ReplyDeleteThe whole world seems really stuck on trying to portray the champs as the underdogs, it's just hard to buy into.
ReplyDeleteWith the parity in baseball right now, the M's have a shot to win the pennant in the next couple of years.
ReplyDeleteWHY CAN'T HE JUST BE ADAM?!
ReplyDeleteIt's shit like this that keeps the haterade flowing
In what universe is Seattle the underdog? LEL
ReplyDeleteGOOD MORNING MY PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteHmm. Ask the same thing to Black Canary.
ReplyDeleteI've stopped trying to figure it out also. Every team is either 2-2, 2-3 or 3-2
ReplyDeleteDull worker, can't cut a promo, Vince has a boner for him based purely on his look, he has two far more talented contemporaries that he's been positioned ahead of, and he's tied in politically. I'm 100% done with him. I'm sure he'll flop and end up in the Sheamus spot too. Its just a major waste of time for everyone involved IMO.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm saying, it doesn't make any sense. You should listen to the people here, half of every bar thinks it's a conspiracy we only got 1 MNF game lol
ReplyDeleteNow I ain't sayin' she's an ice dagger
ReplyDeleteBut she ain't messing with no soft ass naggers
I bet he will also say the words "incarcerated hernia"
ReplyDeleteBut was raised out in Brooklyn???
ReplyDeleteSo according to Total Divas, isn't Brie Mode when Brie gets drunk and out of control?
ReplyDeleteIf I'm remembering reading that, then when she puts Brie Mode on her shirts and gear and the announcers talk about how she's going into Brie Mode and Brie Mode's going into overdrive and all this...
Doesn't that mean Brie Bella is completely shithoused 24/7? Would explain why she's so awful, has a hair trigger for violent confrontations and crying fits...
Curious use of question marks???
ReplyDeleteOutside of a couple of trips to Barclays, I try to avoid Brooklyn.
ReplyDeleteI take it your not a fan of LL Cool J
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything you're saying, I just don't think it's a waste of time to take a shot with a guy that has all the intangibles except the promo, especially considering the family relation, it's a no brainer.
ReplyDeleteIf he was out there killing Ambrose/Rollins/Bryan in handicap matches then there'd be a problem but for now he's not hurting anything.
I always walk with a panther, yo
ReplyDeleteNext WWE news alert: Brie Bella-Bryan-Danielson set for rehab, admits to alcohol issue.
ReplyDeleteMarshawn Lynch should sue her.
ReplyDeleteThe ladies do love Cool James.
ReplyDeleteNats vs. Giants on MLBN only.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
Total Divas isn't kayfabe remember? Brie Mode on the show is when she turns into a drunken mess. Brie Mode on RAW is when she turns into a performing mess.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? For the playoffs? How stupid.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S HOW HE GOT HIS NAME
ReplyDeleteLadies Love Cool James
LL Cool J
I know things.
This question makes me feel bad.
ReplyDelete;_;
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear that damn theme song hit, it makes me involuntarily shudder.
ReplyDelete*PATS GUNTHER'S HEAD*
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, you're very smart. Now shut up.
(points for the reference)
he knew th....never mind
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was hoping catch some mid and late game action. I guess I have to watch Raw now...
ReplyDeleteI made doodie
ReplyDeleteIt's funny that the rumor is Seattle only got one game because the NFL didn't want blowouts in prime time, and that's pretty much what TNF and MNF are this year.
ReplyDeleteJust stream it?
ReplyDeleteThat's not right.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched RAW in some time, but I imagine it's as bad as other Diva themes that immediately had me flipping to ESPN (Kelly, Maria, etc)
ReplyDeleteMomma says everybody poops
ReplyDeleteI'm over here watching the Giants game on a stream like a pleb.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Bud.
You haven't been watching RAW?
ReplyDeleteThen why haven't you been criticizing everything you've only heard about but never actually seen?
For shame.
Eager to get off work in an hour, because then I'll have another hour to climb from 24,000ish into the top 20,000 in the People's Champion SuperCard mode to get my pair of UR Paige
ReplyDeleteIs it true that people who live on the east coast give their babies to the white walkers to keep shit copacetic in the winter time?
ReplyDelete"Eager to get off in an hour"
ReplyDeleteTMI
Hopefully you don't have to deal with the post-Giants game mess.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I have no idea what any of that means.
ReplyDeleteWaka waka
ReplyDeleteIt's worse than for game 1. I have to sign up to MLB.TV to stream it now.
ReplyDeleteYeah...not doing that.
...isn't that all women?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I just read
ReplyDeleteFirst row
ReplyDeleteMLB has a terrible broadcasting schedule for these games. MLB Network? Fox Sports 1? Give me a break. Then they say I don't have an MLB.TV account so I can't even watch Nats-Giants despite the fact that I've had an account since April.
ReplyDeleteI work a few blocks of AT&T, at the pace the game is going, I probably will. FUUU
ReplyDeleteJust like the good ol' days of sex ed
ReplyDeleteAt Barclays. Already multiple Yes, Cena Sucks, We Want Ambrose, and CM Punk chants. Should be a hot crowd.
ReplyDeleteIt's 0-0 in the 7th.
ReplyDeleteI think we're going extras again.
SUPERCARD?! SUPER SATURDAY , WHAT IS IT, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED?!
ReplyDeleteReporting liiiiiiiiiive
ReplyDeleteBe clear:
ReplyDeleteThe chant is "Yes, Cena sucks"
You guys ready for that big roman reigns promo?
ReplyDeleteWhatever keeps those orange-clad bastards off BART the same time I'm heading home
ReplyDeleteJust STREAM IT
ReplyDeleteStream it
STREAM IT
Stream it
Ain't no broadcast gonna beam it
I'm embedded in the middle of it! Next to a fat guy in a "I'm a Chris Benoit guy" shirt.
ReplyDelete"Honor the troops things"
ReplyDeleteNo, no the Seahawks are gonna wipe the floor with Kirk Cousins.
ReplyDeleteThat ballpark is the second best ballpark west of the Mississippi, true story.
ReplyDeleteFox Sports 1 has some impressive sports babes...Molly McGrath for one.
ReplyDeleteBelly dat!
ReplyDeletePackers?
ReplyDeleteUnless they burn themselves out before the show even starts.
ReplyDeleteIt's gorgeous. Good ballpark food too.
ReplyDeleteCharissa Thompson, all day
ReplyDeleteNah this is nyc baby!
ReplyDeleteI won't be able to post a review of Breakdown '98 tomorrow due to some graduate work. The column will return next Tuesday. You can thank this 990 page book I've had to read and review on the American Whig Party.
ReplyDeleteYou're a dodgers fan. Get out there and show em how to rape, rob, kill and maim!
ReplyDeleteGet ready! This could be a 5 INT night for Kirk Cousins.
ReplyDelete*gets arms stuck in t-shirt*
ReplyDelete>homoerotic weirdness of wrestling
ReplyDelete>good looking guys who can work like shawn
Given how much competition Raw has tonight, it's going to be really interesting to see what they put out there as the first segment.
ReplyDeleteNo way, gotta save that for San Diego road trips. Besides, making a mess here wouldn't even be noticeable
ReplyDeleteAllie LaForce ftw
ReplyDeleteMain stream America used to be interested in baseball.
ReplyDeleteHhh promo
ReplyDeleteFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
ReplyDeleteOne thing that's NOT random...everytime Ryan Fitzpatrick plays, he's gonna suck. Been like that for 10 years straight. More proof that the Texans' front office is run by idiots.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the actual STATE of Texas is also run by idiots. so...
Good wrestling name!
ReplyDeleteThe over/under on a dead crowd is 45 minutes. I'm taking the under.
ReplyDeleteSo em how funky strong is your byte...
ReplyDeleteYou get Big Show vs. Russev
ReplyDeleteFOX and MLB trying to get both over in a Bellas like fashion
ReplyDeleteBRIE MODE
ReplyDeleteYou win an upvote, that shit was tight
ReplyDeleteJust stream it, stream it
I'd let her wrestle all the jizz outta my balls!
ReplyDeleteI WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
ReplyDelete...maybe I shouldn't have posted that right after your post
Welp, it's all gone to shit now.
ReplyDeleteIgnoring the Garden...Vince Sr. Is rolling in his grave.
ReplyDeletelol. I was listening to Mike & Mike this morning and Golic was trying to pass Fitzpatrick off as a solid qb. Even Greenberg had to call nonsense on that one.
ReplyDeleteVince must really be done as on-air talent cause it seems like he would have come out now to try to pop a rating.
ReplyDeleteThe sports world can never have enough generic blondes.
ReplyDeleteTony Bennett is still alive?
ReplyDeleteQuestion - with Austin wanting to get back in the ring, and Sting maybe coming back, what do you guys think is the 'best' match by the oldest person in wrestling history?
ReplyDelete'Best' meaning captures the crowd, incredible pops, etc. Steamboat / Jericho?
Well, they could get Jericho, Bret, Shawn, Rock, Austin, Sting, Taker, Billy Gunn and one of the coax cables from GTV to appear in the first segment and draw an extra. 2?
ReplyDeleteThe answer, as always, is Rock vs Hogan.
ReplyDeleteIf you see Kevin Garnett, ask him how he feels about stealing money from the Nets.
ReplyDeleteAlthough...how old was Steamboat during the match with Jericho? That was goddamn good as well.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't the main event at WM.
ReplyDeleteFair enough. Shawn/Flair probably has to take second anyway.
ReplyDeleteNeither was Rock/Hogan
ReplyDeleteTechnically
Flair vs. Michaels at the top of my head.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Hogan/Vince?
ReplyDeleteThe regular guy is missing, so I'll take over this time.
ReplyDeleteGo away Meekin.
LOUIE!
ReplyDeleteLOL, 4.5 minutes, has to be a record.
ReplyDeleteNash vs. Backlund in a twisted way. The crowds certainly reacted!
ReplyDeleteBest. Raw. Ever. Over 140 comments and the show is still over 40 minutes away.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of whether or not Raw stinks tonight, I am relieved by the fact that the show will be much better cut into 90 minutes on Hulu tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteNats are fisting the Giants right now.
ReplyDeleteUgh, so much work tonight. And I feel like butt already.
ReplyDeleteWhich is to say, I feel lousy, not that I'm in the mood for butt.
No Raw for me tonight! Absolutely no interest. Next time, though.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the last time I was at Barclays for Raw, my phone was nearly dead by the start of the second hour.
ReplyDeletehave some european hip-hop acoustic cover...about butts. Sorta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9IchvpOPk
ReplyDeleteSomething from Terry Funk.
ReplyDeleteHe can't be Benoit! Benoit is dead!
ReplyDeleteOh he's solid alright..a solid piece of fecal matter, as opposed to liquid shit.
ReplyDelete9pm start time for St. Louis-LA? Awful.
ReplyDeleteIf Daniel Bryan knocked out Werth and took his place in the clubhouse...would any of the Nats notice the difference?
ReplyDeleteThe Giants/Nats started at 2.
ReplyDeleteWe're even.
Edge and Christian on Raw tonight. Wonder if Christian is back on the road.
ReplyDeleteEh, I can't even watch the game!
ReplyDeleteAt least give us 1 run, Giants.
ReplyDelete"Misfortune or Mayhem?"
ReplyDelete"Its a dead hog ma'am."
Bockwinkel - Hennig for an hour was compelling wrestling.
ReplyDeleteWhy ESPN only carried the NL Wild Card game and not the NLCS as well boggles my mind.
ReplyDeleteDoing this Fox Sports 1 thing, which lots of people I know still don't have, just strikes me as idiotic.
ReplyDeleteI thought I saw a twitter pic of them at the office in Stamford. They might be just doing a studio thing.
ReplyDeleteI hope not. I love the guy's work, but if he's at the point where he's getting concussed by strong gusts of wind, it's time to call it a career.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, putting the games on FS1 and MLBN was just a testing the waters thing.
ReplyDeleteSeattle-7.
ReplyDeleteChristian has these things that have eluded half of the roster and most of the higher ups, things like logic and common sense. He'll be okay. The fact that they haven't fired him yet likely shows that they consider him an asset as an agent or announcer in the future.
ReplyDeleteRumourz say they're in the building and doing a lead in to a Network thing later but i imagine they get on the show.
ReplyDeleteMy last memory of the guy that's super clear is the RKO he took on the steel steps during his match with Randy Orton.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he win the world title for a hot minute too? Not a bad way to go out.
When I heard that my first reaction was, that's stupid.
ReplyDeleteIt's seem like both parties have the same idea in mind currently(retirement and become an agent), but neither wants to balk first.
ReplyDeleteGood evening everyone.
ReplyDeleteMichael Elgin quit ROH! LOL
ReplyDeleteNetwork Idea:
ReplyDeleteMatch 'hang outs' Pick a day, run a specific card, then have a wrestler or three 'chat' with the fans in some sort of chat room or provide commentary on the matches or something. Watching The Iron Man with Bret and Shawn as they provided some commentary? mad cooool.
Me and 6 other guys.
ReplyDeleteI think the talent would rather kill themselves than to do that.
ReplyDeleteor they would jump at the chance to put themselves over.
ReplyDelete*cough Bret cough*
Rack 'em, Game 4 will be necessary.
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania 3 with commentary by Hogan and Ghost of Andre:
ReplyDelete"Now this is where I get you up for the slam. You were pushing 9000 lbs. at the time, so this was really something to behold, brother."
"Does anybody want a peanut?"
"No thanks. And here's the big leg! Sorry about this killing you the next day, brother."
Steamboat was 56 during his brief 2009 comeback.
ReplyDeleteShh! It's like Beetlejuice, you say it more than three times in succession and you summon the demon bitch herself.
ReplyDeleteWow. Well his just going to do other indies. Not going to WWE.
ReplyDeleteRemember, when the morons start chanting Let's Go Cena, just immediately break cadence and scream Cena Sucks. This whole pandering 50/50 thing doesn't really get the point across, you know? We're counting on you, you're our only hope.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched Raw in weeks. Should I watch tonight during my fantasy hockey draft, or just keep on living my life Raw free?
ReplyDeleteExcited for Flash, Arrow, and I'm hopeful for American Horror Story. Gave up early last season.
ReplyDeleteLiving a Raw free life is a smarter and healthier decision.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it is a work. If it isn't, it probably means ROH screwed up his work visa and paperwork.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn has morphed into a psuedo-smark town, it could be a fun night. Plus, for whatever reason, there feels like this grassroots momentum building around the show right now thanks to His Excellency the Titty Master, who knows where things might go.
ReplyDelete(Hint: Probably into the crapper, but still...)
There really is fantasy for everything.
ReplyDeleteMore importantly, the regular season starts this week. This shows how much I'm excited for the season
/Sharks
Timing. Timing is vital.
ReplyDeleteThank god.
ReplyDeleteCould be a work and a heel turn
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting to hear "JOHN CENA SUCKS!" in tune to his music. THAT would be a "must-see RAW"
ReplyDeleteIs Flash a new show?
ReplyDeleteApparently no Rock (expected) or Heyman (fuck...), but we will get Adam Rose and Kathy Lee Gifford in a segment, so that's something. This is probably going to be a Battle of Wills tonight.
ReplyDeleteActually, isn't it the Garden that's kinda rejected WWE?
ReplyDeleteYou smell like butt, too!
ReplyDeleteJESUS CHRIST, Daniel Bryan in a Giants jersey. Save me Ambrose, you're my only hope.
ReplyDeleteHey, I got my Sharks-centric fantasy draft in the BoD league, so I'm extra-pumped for Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteFantasy hockey is that shocking? Not like I'm playing fantasy tennis.
ReplyDeleteI thought Bryan was from around Seattle? Wonder why he likes the Giants or if it is just for fun
ReplyDelete