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Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

Wishing you well as we get close to the holiday season and the pre-holiday season madness known as Halloween. Any crazy stories from Halloween parties out there? I admit I'm highly concerned as my son is hitting a couple of parties this weekend and I can only imagine what those little whores at his school are going to dress up as. Teenage girls just have no respect for themselves these days.

Anyway, wrestling is still boring. I swear the Royal Rumble can't get here fast enough.

The Podcasts are interesting though. Kind of surprised Triple H chose Jericho's podcast to do his first real appearance with over Ross or Austin. Probably the first time he put over Jericho. I have the Austin podcast on his WM 17 match with the Rock downloaded but I haven't listened to it yet. The Rock just needs to come on Austin's show because it's been long enough. That's like the only guest he hasn't had yet. Rock and Vince.

Anyway TV Tonight

RAW
Monday Night Football (Steelers v. Texans)
American Dad on TBS now
Gotham
Sleepy Hollow
Lightning-Oilers is the only NHL game on tonight.
World Series starts tomorrow.

Enjoy the show and come out swinging but try to keep it clean!

Comments

  1. LLLLLET'SSS GET READY TO SSSUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!

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  2. Hmmmm...watch a probably 3 hour mess or watch Watt legally murder Roethlisberger...tough questions.

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  3. Never been big on Halloween personally. Now that I think about it, I've never been to a Halloween party

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  4. I will not be watching tonight's show. Best of luck to you monsters that can sit through it.

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  5. JR has said in his blog that WWE hasn't authorized any current employees to come on his podcast. I get the sense there's a little animosity there, based on that and some other comments he's made since he became a former employee...

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  6. Is there any chance in hell that Ambrose and Rollins get to go on last at HIAC?

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  7. I was going to dress as the Shockmaster, but I lost the motivation.

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  8. He probably picked Jericho's because they were both in the same place together. Also, WWE people don't do Ross's podcast.

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  9. Hmmmm...the Steelers got mauled on the zone stretch against Cleveland...now only if there were a team that has run it for years and with a better running back...oh wait...

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  10. I'm not anymore. When I was in my 20s, my friends and I would always dress up and go to costume contests at the local bars in our town. In 2007, my buddy and I won for our "Dick in a Box" costume. Good times...

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  11. I want to go as Akeem but it's way too difficult.

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  12. You need a Bossman or at least a Slick.

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  13. And stormtrooper helmets are fucking expensive

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  14. Sure there's a chance. It's not like the WWE title will be defended or such.

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  15. Is there a more ridiculous backstage fight than the Vince/Kofi one that Jericho revealed in his book?

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  16. He's been in the same place with Austin a few times.

    I didn't know about the latter. Seems a little petty.

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  17. what was it about?

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  18. I couldn't find a decent one for any less than $125

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  19. When in doubt, hit the DVR and watch classic Simpsons from the marathon. In this case, "Dancin Homer". I probably won't miss anything the first few minutes of Raw.

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  20. JUST ADDED TO HIAC: Usos v. Dusts.

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  21. Oprah NoodlemantraOctober 20, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    I tried watching the preshow, but Alex Riley is just awful. Says nothing, yet talks so much.

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  22. Ross has said that WWE won't clear any of their guys for his podcast. That relationship turned toxic quick.

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  23. I actually watched the Simpson last night for the first time in forever. I found it to be pretty funny

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  24. Halloween just means watching horror movies for me.

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  25. Treehouse of Horror usually brings the goods.

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  26. Usos vs dust bros
    Big Show vs Rusev
    Orton vs Cena
    Ambros vs Rollins
    ziggler vs Cesaro
    sheamus vs miz
    AJ vs Paige


    That's actually a surprisingly stacked card for a B show PPV. How will WWE fuck it up?

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  27. Couldn't you just make a helmet out of duct tape and aluminum foil? After all, isn't that what WCW did?

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  28. However....If I were to dress as Shockmaster for Halloween, most people would ask if I was a gay stormtrooper and would have no idea.

    Then I could ask them in the Shockmaster voice "You want a piece of me, come get me." Then get my ass whipped while wearing a Shockmaster costume. Memories that would last a lifetime.

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  29. Vince made a snide remark to Kofi, "maybe one day you'll get over" Jericho told Kofi he had stand up for himself and challenge him to a fight. They had a back and forth, Vince tried to double leg Kofi.

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  30. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    I hated it even in College when those parties were supposed to be the best of the year.

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  31. Probably Flamin' Hot Cheetis.

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  32. I'm not real artsy or crafty

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  33. You have to carry around a big plaster wall with you and have someone hold it while you fall through it every time you enter a room.

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  34. Non-finish for Ambros vs Rollins

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  35. I don't even know how to take this. I just...I just don't know.

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  36. That would get pricey as well

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  37. Usos take the belts, return to status quo
    Rusev wins by DQ, the feud must continue!
    Cena/Orton: Double DQ, rematch imminent
    Rollins wins by Kane-a-ference
    Ziggler/Cesaro: Canceled due to time
    Sheamus wins clean
    Divas: Double countout

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  38. LOL wtf. I can't imaging Vince and Kofi Kingston of all people getting into a fight.

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  39. Or just make the wall part of the costume.

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  40. They ended up rolling around and Vince got up laughing about it.

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  41. Pretty much.

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  42. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Watching these. Nitros where Liz and woman accompany Flair and Liz always looks terribly uncomfortable.

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  43. Ok, WWE. The last two weeks, I just haven't been in the mood for Raw, and wound up abandoning your show in favor of a video game and music. Today, I am in a really good mood because I have finished my homework for week 3 of my current class (week ends today), and I was blasting the Blues Bros soundtrack earlier.

    I. Am. READY...for a good Raw.

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  44. Part of her sex appeal.

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  45. They probably gave him some low ball offer, and he told them to stick ot.

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  46. tonight's gonna be a good good night...something something something

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  47. Favorite Meatloaf song?

    I'm a "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" sort of guy.

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  48. Raw IS a staple.

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  49. I'll be ok with Sheamus winning clean though considering who he's fighting. Strangely there are 3 matches that have **** on the card. (usos vs stardust, Ziggler vs Cesar, and Ambrose vs Rollins has MOTY potential) Even Cena and Orton always have an outside chance at greatness. But noone trusts WWE on any of those match, so yeah, you're probably pretty close to being right.

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  50. Throw in a bait and switch in there somewhere as well

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  51. Impact is at a Staples store. amidoinitright?

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  52. Let's say Rollins replaced by Kane.

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  53. The pessimism from the Board is too bad. This show has the ability to be a workrate fan's chicken soup.

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  54. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 20, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Just sang that at Karaoke with the gf on Friday night.

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  55. A staple makes an impact when applied with enough pressure.

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  56. I have almost the exact same story. Games and music beat Raw the last two weeks. I have a feeling tonight will be the same, but I'm gonna give it a whirl.

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  57. I'd do anything for love.

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  58. As a bonus twist, Dean jobs to the chokeslam clean. Gotta keep Kane strong.

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  59. I'm really in the mood for some wrestling. Which probably means there will be much talking.

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  60. I wish Steven Richards would return to censor the Bellas just so I don't have to hear the word "bitch" every 20 seconds in their promos.

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  61. You should've been around last week.

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  62. WOW Bellas. Way to cut a promo.


    #HEALTHFOOD

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  63. Sounds adorable.

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  64. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 20, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    You've never heard my gf sing...

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  65. (I was going to make a remark about her gargling cum, but decided against it)

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  66. Sounds like Jericho was trying to rib Kofi and he didn't get it. The fact that they fought and Vince ended up laughing about it just adds to the Legend.

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  67. I'd be ok with him jobbing to scuba kane

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  68. It's almost comical that each time they say it you'd swear they had a 20 minute conversation before the show because they'd never seen nor heard the word before and wanted to get the pronunciation jussssssst right

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  69. I never said it would be. I said it has the ability to be. It COULD be.

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  70. She tries her best.

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  71. Can't wait for the marathon Sunday!

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  72. #HUSSAPPROVED

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  73. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 20, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Jeopardy had a Comic Books category, and I was screaming at the contestants to go after it. Time ran out and three clues still remained, and I was unable to clear the category.

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  74. Apparently Kofi thought it was a rib but Jericho was dead serious about it. Told Kofi Vince would lose respect for him if he didn't.

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  75. Ever since that promo where AJ destroyed the whole group, it's been their favorite word.

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  76. It could be one long Diet Mountain Dew commercial. Not that it will be, but it could be. So what's my point of mentioning it? I don't know, just to say something I dong believe for the sake of calling other people pessimists.

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  77. You jive soul bro.

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  78. Guess at the main event?

    Tag team Cena and Ambrose vs. Rollins and Orton

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  79. Is this the go-home show? If so then yeah.

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  80. Kane and Miz vs Sheamus and Big Show

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  81. Cena/Ambrose vs Rollins/Orton/Kane for the October main event bingo.

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  82. Ahhhh good call...Gotta keep Kane fresh

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  83. Cena, Ambrose, Usos vs. Rollins, Orton, Goldust, Stardust

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  84. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 20, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Time to grab some groceries for the week. Be back soon with a fun link.

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  85. Preempted for a surprise Angle vs Punk Iron Man match.

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  86. Stay safe.

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  87. The football doesn't appeal to me so I thought I'd watch Raw as it was happening but apparently I don't get the east coast feed anymore.

    It's been so long since I watched Raw live I didn't even realize.

    Oh well, guess I have to wait 3 hours like a pleb.

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  88. I wish Ray Lewis would wear a white suit on the MNF set...then again, he lost his mysteriously several years back.

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  89. Simpsons World App launches tomorrow. If your cable company has FXX then you can use it. Every episode EVER!

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  90. Time Warner to me...

    "Fuck you"

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  91. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Team has no one going Monday and neither does my opponent. Makes Raw more relaxing,

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  92. Ok, I'm just going to walk away before we poorly replay rabbit season/duck season.

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  93. I have FXX on my Time Warner.

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  94. Love the Podcast stuff, I'm curious what sort of cut Podcast one is taking from the ad revenue because whoooo boy do those guys go HAM on the ads.

    They're making me like guys I never liked, forgive Triple H, and I think I'm...a Miz...fan...now?

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  95. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!October 20, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    How many "Dream Match" covers of PWInsider do Hoss & I have to appear on until somebody makes it happen?

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  96. I just have basic cable...I work 60 hours a week usually and if it wasn't for sports, wouldn't have cable at all.

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  97. Shut up and enjoy the free podcasts.

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  98. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Ambrose and Rollins is the perfect match for the cell. Orton and Cena is why we shouldn't have gimmick PPVs.

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  99. I'm tempted to count how many times they call the Cell a "structure" tonight. Count so far: 1.

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  100. Video package making it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR Cena had the match won, lol.

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  101. I love Jeopardy to death, but it's like a rule that if there's a cool category, the contestants will almost never pick from it.

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  102. THAT was the ending last week? Tapping by 9 seemed to be a good choice

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  103. How to Train your Dragon on FX iis looking very tempting.

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  104. :: powerbomb ::


    :: PIN ::


    Well, that was easy.

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  105. TPrincess, make sure watch the actual WM17 match in sync with the podcast. Great stuff and informative

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  106. Yes 20 minute HHH promo to start

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  107. That movie was legit wonderful.

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  108. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!October 20, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Put down the mail order trading card game and FIGHT ME!

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  109. "Satan's PG playground"

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  110. I'm going to make a bold prediction. Rollins will be the first person to take a major bump at HIAC in a decade

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  111. Structure count: 2. Show is under 3 minutes old...

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  112. I truly wonder how many buys each PPV would from Mania on if the Network never launched. Summerslam would get a bunch but the rest, ehhhhh

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  113. Busy. Ice cream.


    And, I just pinned you. Rematch is not necessary.

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  114. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    The Authority always needs to come out wearing suits. And Seth needs to buy more suits.

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  115. "Hell in a Cell structure," that's a bit repetitive.

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  116. Shot per "structure"
    Man up

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  117. Kansas City is an unfortunate place to do a show with something hanging over the ring the whole time.

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  118. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!October 20, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    I spit in your ice cream,

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  119. Kayfabe wise, I'm shocked HHH would put up with any of them at this point. Briefcase aside, the 3 of them have been goofs for most of the year

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  120. I wish you could just like, pick what exact channels you want and pay like $1 each or something

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  121. Structure count: 3. Apparently they will average once a minute.

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  122. The Authority has now lasted twice as long as the Corporation. That means its twice as good.

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  123. You know ESPN charges $5.75 or something per household.

    A la carte would be great...let capitalism settle it.

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  124. HANDICAP MATCH PLAYA

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  125. Was hoping to get a decent Cesaro match before I switched over to MNF.

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  126. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    You have to remember the Corporation was the Russo era.

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  127. You're a fellow Steeler fan aren't you?

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  128. Orton just itching to rip off those trews so he can stand there in Jacket'n'trunks.

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  129. What a bullshit lazy match.

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  130. Oh, really?

    :: retrieves .357 from drawer ::

    :: fires ::


    Anyone need a berserker corpse?

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  131. Actually, quite literally, the cell is hanging over their heads.

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  132. What is this, like Orton and Cena's 30th match?



    Rock and Austin only faced each other on TV/PPV seven times PERIOD, eight if you count Rebellion 2001.

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  133. ...makes sense, paper thin roster of guys that are anywhere near over, throw most of them in one match on a 3 hour show

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  134. Russo had some shit but most things related to the Corporation (until IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!) were pretty good.

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  135. Cena vs. Orton Hell in a Cell II!

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  136. Someone said it's close to 250 counting house shows....

    Orton has won 41...best percentage against Cena by far.

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  137. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!October 20, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    *backs away slowly from obvious crazy person opening pretend drawers*

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  138. I read that cable will go up about $2 per month just because of the new NBA deal.

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  139. What's the over/under on Punk Vs. Cena?

    The two title matches during the Pipe Bomb promo, that one at...Summerslam that ended in the double count...and then the Raw match? Am I missing any classics?

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  140. ...damn it, if he wasn't the boss's daughter, HHH would be an amazingly likeable asshole

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  141. Last Cena/Orton match ever, we promise! Part VI

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  142. Orton is wearing pants.

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  143. Wonder if this one will out-bore the other one...

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  144. Cena vs Orton is a heated rivalry?

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  145. I thought the Rumble match was supposed to end that feud?

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  146. HHH doesn't have a penis?

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  147. Reheated and warmed up.

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  148. You missed the asterisk. *until we run out of ideas, so probably 8-10 months.

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  149. EXACTLY! Call it a cage, call it the Cell, you don't have to call it a "structure", but it's corporate approved parlance now, like "WWE Universe".

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  150. ...grr, editing

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  151. Sequel any good? Not seen it yet.

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  152. I might be getting my hopes up, but it seems like Rollins is gradually phasing out the skunk patch.

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  153. WWF1987...on the cable topic down there, if you have time two good reads on the sports cable bubble.

    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/53498716/the-sports-cable-bubble-refers-to-how-much-consumers-pay-for-sports-on-tv----even-those-who-dont-watch-them

    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/73639340/baseball-football-basketball-american-sports-dependent-on-cable-television-money

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  154. We call it microwaving a feud.


    - WWE Creative

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  155. Damn it, for a second that angle made me think he got rid of skunk head

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  156. Clicking and reading now. brb

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  157. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!October 20, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    He's moving on to anal bleaching. And by moving on I mean continuing.

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  158. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 20, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    It's always amusing when Princess goes off about how every single female her son's age is a filthy dirty disgusting brutal bottom-feeding trash bag ho

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  159. ...so they're not going to even mention Brock til January?

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  160. Oh, good. Let's piss all over each other about the main event. Lovely.

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  161. I dig that cross sign with WYATT SAVES on it. That's a good merch idea.

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  162. When Seth Rollins paused for the crowd he should have gotten of script and said something like shut up or anything else. Little things like that make a huge difference

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  163. When was the first Cena/Orton PPV match? 2006 or 2007? A decade might make the amount of matches they've had a bit more evened out.

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  164. A least an orton/Lesnar match would be fresh

    A least an orton/Lesnar match would be fresh

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  165. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 20, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    I hope that means a Randy face turn.

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  166. Who else is pumped for another ** 3/4 heatless Orton/Cena Cell match!!??

    Just me?

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  167. Nor have I actually.

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  168. What was the point of Kane re-masking, and then unmasking again?

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  169. WWE... where the consolation prize is a Heavyweight Title Shot, and the winner gets nothing!

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  170. keep telling yourself that!

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  171. I learned that I pay $106 a year just to watch sports on TV.

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  172. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 20, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    No backstory? No problem!


    23 PPV matches does not count as a backstory.

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  173. So the winner of the loser HITC receives a shot at the title. Great booking.

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  174. So what are the odds the crowd shits on the Cena/Orton match?

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  175. Stories were being told.

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  176. Triple H seems to be really enjoying himself... is he the only one?

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  177. And the winner of the winner main event gets...satisfaction?

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