Smackdown
Date:
October 17, 2014
Location:
Birmingham-Jefferson Civic Center, Birmingham, Alabama
Commentators:
Tom Phillips, Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We
now have the obvious PPV main events set and for some reason the
question is which match goes on last. I can defend a lot of what
they do with Cena but there is almost no justification for Rollins
vs. Ambrose not going on last. It has a story and the constant
interference makes the Cell appropriate. Orton vs. Cena is happening
because of history that people are tired of, Orton wanting a match
and the calendar saying it's time for the Cell. Let's get to it.
We
open with the now standard long recap of the main stories from Raw.
Here's
Rollins to get things going. The fans greet him with a YOU SOLD OUT
chant and he seems to agree by shouting I SOLD OUT. Yeah he used to
have honor, but that's not going to pay his bills. Anyone here would
sell out their parents, dog, grandparents, brothers and friends for
an opportunity to be like him. The problem though is you'll never be
like him because selling out is the best thing you could ever do in
your life.
That
brings him to his match with Ambrose inside the Cell. Ambrose
doesn't belong inside the Cell because he belongs in a straitjacket.
Dean may walk into the Cell but he's going to be carried out and left
as a hot smelly mess. Rollins has sold out, but at the pay per view,
he's going to put Dean out.
Cue
Dolph Ziggler to a big ovation. Ziggler says that sound was what you
hear when people want to see you. Granted Rollins wouldn't know what
a pop sounds like because Ambrose isn't out here. Dolph talks about
how you get everything when you sell out, but when you earn it, you
get all that plus self respect. Seth laughs it off and says self
respect got Ziggler curb stomped on Monday. Dolph dropkicks him to
the floor and wants to start their match right now.
Dolph
Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins
A
clothesline puts Dolph on the floor and we take a very early break.
Back with Ziggler in trouble and Seth pounding away with right hands.
We hit the chinlock for a bit before Seth sends him face first into
the buckle for two. Rollins drives some knees into the ribs and
talks trash to him about self respect. Back up and Dolph sidesteps a
charge to send Seth outisde. Rollins comes up limping a bit so Dolph
loads up a Figure Four around the post, only to get sent face first
into the steel instead.
Rollins
tries to come back in off the top but gets pulled down into a
faceplant as we take another break. Back again with Seth missing a
charge into the corner to put both guys down. Dolph pops up and hits
ten very fast punches in the corner but Seth snaps his throat across
the top. He heads up top again but this time is able to block the
faceplant. Ziggler's jumping DDT gets two and the Zig Zag and Curb
Stomp are both countered. The Fameasser is countered into the buckle
bomb though and a Curb Stomp gives Dolph his third straight loss at
15:22.
Rating:
C+. It's the decent match you
would expect from these two but these losses for champions are
getting annoying. WWE has such a big roster but only Ziggler can
take these losses? Were Kofi and Big E. too busy for this match? It
gets really old watching these titles lose what little prestige they
can build up for the sake of Mr. Money in the Bank. Build up a
better midcard or get the title off Ziggler already.
Here's
Ambrose after the match with his contract. Rollins
runs so Dean lets us know how happy he is to get his hands on Rollins
inside the Cell. He can't even say everything he's going to do to
Rollins on this show but here's Kane to cut him off. Kane
wants a match of his own because the screams of pain make him sleep
better at night. Ambrose vs. Kane later tonight.
Erick
Rowan is free.
Layla
vs. AJ Lee
Paige
and Fox are on commentary. We
get an inset interview where AJ says the Divas Title is the only
friend she needs and it will never betray her. A
quick spinwheel kick gets two on Layla and a pair of rolling
neckbreakers gets the same. Layla
makes a comeback with some kicks and a headlock, only to miss a cross
body and get Black Widowed for the submission at 2:00.
Fox
is easily dispatched but Paige lays out AJ with the Rampaige.
Seth
comes in to ask Kane to save him a piece of Ambrose but Kane goes
into the annual “the Cell is evil” speech. Kane
throws out that it's himself/Rollins/Orton vs. Cena/Ambrose in a
street fight on Raw.
Sandow
dressed up as Sheamus on Main Event and
got beaten up.
Sheamus
and the Usos are ready for their six man tonight. We get lots of
talk about kicking heads off and twin references are made.
Sheamus/Usos
vs. Miz/Stardust/Goldust
Goldust
actually takes Sheamus down to start but the pale one comes back with
a shoulder block. Off to
Stardust who takes a few elbows from the twins and a double elbow
drop gets two. Miz comes in
and actually takes his glasses off, only to get slammed down by Jimmy
for two. Jimmy misses a
charge and falls out to the floor, followed by a baseball slide from
Jimmy for good measure.
Back
from a break with Jey getting caught in a Goldust spinebuster for
two. Off to Stardust but
Sheamus chases Miz up the ramp. This goes nowhere but gets us away
from the match going on in the ring. Goldust
goes over to punch Jimmy off the apron but walks into a Samoan drop
from Jey. The hot tag brings in Sheamus to clean house, including
pulling the top rope down so Jimmy can dive on Stardust. Miz gets
knocked off the apron and into the announce table but Goldust catches
Sheamus in a powerslam for two. Everything
breaks down as the Usos kick Stardust, setting up a Brogue Kick to
Goldust for the pin at 11:42.
Rating:
C-. You know every six man
match you've seen with the tag team and midcard title feuds combined?
Well this is the most recent I've seen. There was nothing
different, interesting, or remotely special about this match. It's
not bad but I can't count how many times we've seen this exact same
stuff.
Video
on WWE in Malaysia.
Here's
Big Show with something to talk
about how he sticks out in a crowd. We hear the same stats we've
heard about Big Show for years as he talks about having more weight
on his shoulders. He's
knocked Rusev out twice now and is going to do it again at the PPV.
Right now though, he'd like Mark Henry to come out here. Here's
Mark, complete with Big Show dancing to his music.
Show
tells a story about he and Henry flipping a car over because it cut
them off at Waffle House. They're family, which means it's ok for
them to take the weight on each others' shoulders in the battles
against Rusev. Show gave Henry the space he needed to fight Rusev
and now he needs Henry to do the same for him. Henry
says that Rusev isn't human but it's going to be hard to see Big Show
beat Rusev when he couldn't. He'll give Show what he wants though.
The Russians come out for some fat jokes and
insult trading between Show and Rusev. Nothing we haven't heard
before.
We
get a clip from after Raw with the Bellas getting in an argument over
being fat. The loser of their match will be the winner's assistant,
which I'm sure will be HILARIOUS.
Nikki
Bella vs. Naomi
Nikki
shoves her around to start and puts on a very early chinlock. Back
up and Naomi scores with a few dropkicks followed by a Rear View for
two. That goes nowhere and
the Rack ends Naomi at 2:11.
Wyatt
is alone video.
Ambrose
says he can give Kane all the screams he wants to put him to sleep.
Kane
vs. Dean Ambrose
Kane
throws him around to start but Dean fires off right hands and
clotheslines Kane out to the floor. Back
in and a big boot drops Ambrose and they head right back to the
floor. Kane rams Dean's hand into the steps before sending the hand
into the corner back inside. Dean comes back with a top rope
dropkick and a bulldog for two. He
starts the comeback and loads up the Rebound Clothesline but Rollins
drags him to the floor for the DQ at 5:44.
Rating:
D. The match wasn't anything of
note but the ending is just stupid. Dean should be heading for the
main event of a PPV but he can't pin KANE nine days before? I
can understand not pinning Cena, but Kane's entire job at this point
is to put people over and not cause any major disasters.
Rollins
and Kane go after Dean but he fights them off with a chair to end the
show.
Overall
Rating: D+. This was the least
interesting Smackdown I can remember in a long time. The show flew
by and felt more like a setup for Raw than ever. It's not a horrible
show but when Ambrose can't
even get a rollup on Kane and we see the same Divas match we've seen
for months now, it's really hard to get into things. Smackdown is at
its best when it has self contained stories and some decent matches.
As soon as it becomes a supplement for Raw, most of the good goes
away. Not much to see this week.
Results
Seth
Rollins b. Dolph Ziggler – Curb Stomp
AJ
Lee b. Layla – Black Widow
Sheamus/Usos
b. Goldust/Stardust/Miz – Brogue Kick to Goldust
Nikki
Bella b. Naomi – Rack
Dean
Ambrose b. Kane via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
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That there are other people you can put into a competitive loss than the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
ReplyDeleteVery different kind of match. This week was a fifteen minute competitive match and last week was a squash that didn't crack four minutes.
ReplyDeleteThat match would rival the encounter between the Nacho Man and the Huckster from '96!
ReplyDeleteLet's keep the exclamation points to a minimum, Rock Star Gary.
ReplyDeleteIt's not "top of the Muffin TO YOU!"
ReplyDeleteOk so I just read the part in Flair's book about the Starrcade 95 match. He did say that Randy cut him but didn't seem upset about that. He was just upset about all the interference.
ReplyDeleteYou know if Beefcake hadn't gotten hurt in the para sailing accident and continued to improve, (remember that he was at worst the 3rd most popular face and maybe even second over Warrior) I could see a Beefcake turn's on Hogan and cuts his hair being MONEY at Wrestlemania VII.
ReplyDeleteBeefcake was awful.
ReplyDeleteYes he was...back in 1985. Watch his matches from the beginning of 89 until the injury. I am telling you he was getting good, and had HUGE face heat, (listen to the pop when he beat Perfect at WM VI.)
ReplyDeleteHe was so fucking boring. I saw a Rude/Beefcake from LA on 24/7 awhile back that I'm pretty sure put me in a coma.
ReplyDeleteSPEED FORCE!!!, I assume.
ReplyDeleteIn the early 90's he had some great matches. Before he broke his neck.
ReplyDeleteJeter's almost become a separate entity apart from the Yankees. I hate that team, but I've long had a strong, healthy regard for Jeter. Hell of a player, can't totally blame him for being sucked into the evil empire.
ReplyDeleteI would be surprised if Dusty AND Heenan were crocked, just to fuck with Tony
ReplyDeleteI hope this isn't leading to Henry turning on Show at the PPV, joining forces with Rusev and Lana and being known as "The Black Russian Mark Henry."
ReplyDeleteHave Show and Henry always been friends or did this just come out of nowhere?
ReplyDeleteMuta is lazy in the same sense Hogan was lazy. When you get an incredible reaction for doing one of five moves, why kill yourself doing a thousand new ones?
ReplyDeleteThey were in a bitter feud over the World Heavyweight Title in like 2011. Other than that, I don't remember too much on-screen interaction between them.
ReplyDeleteWcw/njpw match quality + Mega Powers vs Sting/Luger = PRINT MONEY
ReplyDeleteMorrison wasnt a douchebag drug addict like shawn.
ReplyDeleteYes... it is.
ReplyDeleteIve always enjoyed your comments and replies
ReplyDeleteGang also didn't want to lose on TV to someone like Konnan
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting, maybe in the summer of 91. Vince was still gonna exploit the gulf war.
ReplyDelete*African-American Russian
ReplyDeleteone of the first things after I realized that wrestling wasn't as "real" as I thought off it to be was how those tournaments always ended up being a draw before the last match. a real killer of my "suspension of disbelief".
ReplyDeleteOf course the level of talent and the size of the personalities aren't the same, but I do find it interesting how this show is not only regarded as somewhere between good and awesome, but also considered a creative idea -- whereas when TNA tries a similar Japanese cross-promotion it's widely panned as the worst idea ever. Again, not talking about the match quality or the star power, just the idea itself of cross-promoting with Japan for "the biggest show of the year" (Starrcade for WCW, Bound for Glory for TNA.) It seems like another instance of nostalgia being kinder than modern-day cynicism.
ReplyDeleteThis was still a terrible idea. Match quality and show quality aren't exactly the same thing.
ReplyDeletePer request by Bill Watts actually. He told them pre-match to dog it once they got out there
ReplyDeleteI would mention Spring Stampede 1994 instead, with Flair and Steamboat putting on a last great ppv match.
ReplyDelete(in way Slamboree with its last Vader/Sting main event could also be thrown into the discussion - both ppv main events at least in hindsight have a kind of have "coming full circle" feel to me)
It's the American Way!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, I don't think anybody's really exaggerating the notion of this being a good show, or pretending that it was a good idea given the poor number it did, not calling Bound for Glory "the worst idea ever." Those are quite some exaggerations you're going with to make a point.
ReplyDelete1. Starrcade wasn't WCW's biggest show of the year under Bischoff until at least 97.
ReplyDelete2. Starrcade was known for gimmick shows like this for years.
3. Huge difference between New Japan and Wrestle-1.
4. It took place in America, not Japan.
5. Their biggest star was on vacation so they could afford to fuck around.
6. WCW still weaved their top storyline into the show.
7. WCW wasn't a struggling company.
ReplyDelete8. WCW didn't use their ONE show that could get them casual viewers.
9. WCW used top guys.
10. WCW also featured their World Champ.
Need any other examples?
I think you are thinking of Muta-Chono where watts told them to go out and dog it so they wouldn't upstage the wcw guys.
ReplyDeleteStarcade 92
ReplyDeleteBold move comparing Wrestle-1 and 1995 New Japan. I mean, I see what you're going for, but it requires a rather large leap to get there. And I'm rooting for TNA.
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ReplyDeleteGood points, but I feel like even before TNA announced its BFG card -- and therefore we didn't know that they weren't using Lashley and didn't know they weren't incorporating their major storylines -- people were crapping on the idea.
ReplyDeleteMost people didn't shit on it until we knew it was going to be some stupid Wrestle-1 vs TNA exhibition. Nobody really was bashing them for doing a regular show in Japan.
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ReplyDeleteThis reasoning is sound
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Kofi level--lose competitively
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To go a step further on the IC or US Champions - doesn't lose clean. I'm fine if they get counted out or disqualified.
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ReplyDeleteKofi is pretty much at El Matador era Tito Santana levels of credibility at this point.
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