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WCW Worldwide: October 20, 1996

It’s been a busy week and I’ve fallen behind again, which is embarrassing considering this lineup of wrestling that’s been waiting for me. Stars like Alex Wright, Madusa, and Ice Train are here this week!

TONY SCHIAVONE and “SOBER” BOBBY HEENAN are your hosts; and apparently the line was building all day at Disney to see WCW. This might in fact be true, I’ve been to Disney, and EVERYTHING has a bloody line, even that traumatizing “It’s A Small World” ride through hell.


ALEX WRIGHT vs. DEAN MALENKO

I don’t know how the ring is going to contain itself from the charisma that’s just oozing out of these guys. In fact, if any match was a threat to end with the lights going out, followed by a Lantern hologram and attack from Charles Manson, this is probably the one. Malenko hits a double underhook overhead suplex, and holds on to work the arm. That doesn’t last long before Wright starts in with the European uppercuts, followed by his transition move, the European uppercuts. A European uppercut sets up a European uppercut, and Wright gets 2. In the corner, Wright hits a European uppercut, before trying a spinning heel kick which seems silly because it’s not a European uppercut. Wright goes up for a missile dropkick, but Malenko throws the referee in the way, and when you’re talking about men who would fall unconscious at a dance club from a twerk, you know that poor Randy Eller must be on life support from that. After resuscitation, Eller somehow remembers in his pre-coma state that Malenko scumbagged him, and gives the win at Wright at 3:51. *

JIM POWERS vs. CHRIS BENOIT

Heenan points out Powers is in the best shape of his life, but I’m pretty sure Scott Hall eluded to the same thing on Nitro a couple of weeks ago. Honestly, if he was in any better shape, he’d probably explode; and then what? We’d be left with a row of Disney onlookers covered in testosterone and rock hard man-boob. NICK PATRICK referees without his neck brace. Powers runs through the type of offense that would make workers like the Renegade jealous, but it’s all for naught. A swandive changes everything, and Benoit wins at 3:28. Heenan declares the Horsemen have never had a bad member. Oy … vey. *1/2

MADUSA vs. LEILANI KAI

Tony can’t help but crow about Madusa championing the Women’s division since her arrival in WCW. Way to go Madusa, you keep wrestling that one match every 3 months. Kai isn’t in great shape here, looking less like a professional wrestler, and more like a new mom. And, to be fair, a lot of new mom’s are sexy as all hell – but I wouldn’t suggest throwing on a singlet and heading out to perform on a national wrestling stage. Madusa takes this one quickly with a schoolboy at 2:31. Kai, still hormonal, attacks Madusa after the match. AND SO IT BEGINS! 1/2*

THE ARMSTRONG BROTHERS vs. THE ROCK & ROLL EXPRESS

Holy crap a fresh match up for the R&R! And the Armstrongs are all over the heel act tonight, with Steve strutting around the ring like he’s a late 70’s Memphis champion or something. The fans are right riled up about this too for some reason, and I can dig it. Morton hiptosses both Armstrongs around for awhile, while the fans chant “ROCK AND ROLL” until they’re hoarse. Gibson starts working over the Armstrongs, but a little cheating changes everything. Scott knocks Morton off the apron, and keeps Gibson in the heel corner. What the hell is this? I don’t think I’ve seen Gibson take a beating in his life, that’s not his role. Morton gets the hot tag, and slams Armstrongs all over the place! A crossbody on Steve gets the pin at 3:41. That wasn’t at all what I expected. *1/2

DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE vs. ICE TRAIN (with Teddy Long)

This is your main event. Heenan gives us a scoop on Long; that if you walk real close behind him, his head smells like furniture polish. Train keeps DDP down in the corner, but that doesn’t stop Page from hearing the jeers of the crowd, yelling at someone “SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!” Train wrings the arm, and a clothesline sends Page to the floor. Train is a ball of energy tonight, and the fans are digging it, as Long leads an “ICE! ICE! ICE!” chant. Page comes back with a necksnap over the top rope, and takes over the offense with some stomping in the corner. A discus clothesline gets 2. In a headlock, Train hulks up, and gets a sunset flip(!) for 2. An explosive clothesline sets up the Train Wreck, but Page kicks out! Oh god, NOW what can he do? An avalanche misses, and Page dives on top with his feet on the ropes and scores the pin at 6:37?!? A MISSED AVALANCHE??? This show, sometimes … *1/2


Next week, there’s no stopping the star power. Juvi! Konnan! Rick Steiner! Kevin Sullivan! Until then …

Comments

  1. In your eye, James.

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  2. What a terrible shot. But it's Melo. Bucket.

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  3. Nah, Baker's booking would include a few guys who shouldn't be in the main event scene or at the very least, aren't remotely ready for the main event scene.

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  4. I've been behind since my fansub source got DMCA'ed. Was around the time they were teaming against the Ten-tails.

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  5. Big time shot by melo wow

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  6. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 8:37 PM

    GOT DAMN!! Melo left LeBron looking like Daffy Duck with his beak shot off.

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  7. Winston is a grade A shithead...but in between the lines, he's probably the best in college.

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  8. Melo is trying to be the best fat basketball player ever.

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  9. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 8:40 PM

    He's not fat anymore. He went on the same diet LeBron was on.

    https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/5165d707ea0f7ac4ee2ea94846dac0d75208a6ddb053da8a632d5071138dc975_large

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  10. He looks fat on TV.

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  11. Mark West.

    Oliver Williams.

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  12. Cannot take that sack Winston

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  13. Let the Media Vultures descend upon Lebron and the cavs

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  14. Celtics 1-0, Cavs 0-1. BOOM.

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  15. He wears a padded vest thing under his jersey.

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  16. For me, Reggie Miller is worse than Cole, jbl or king or even Joe buck. I cannot stand Miller and he's been around for years.

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  17. Very nice, sir. Thank you.

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  18. Antoine was fatter

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  19. Dennis Scott was kinda fat

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  20. I think I pissed off every Cavs fan on this board tonight, but that's alright.

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  21. I bet Griffin and Adams get into it.

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  22. Chuck even though he really wasn't ever that fat when he played.

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  23. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 8:44 PM

    Griffin is pussy. He ain't built like that.

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  24. To summarize: lots of shit has gone down, but only a few hours have passed in realtime.

    The manga ends next week. Enjoy catching up!

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  25. Meh it's regular season NBA...the players only give a shit for maybe 60 games.

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  26. You have a habit of trying to piss of everyone that is a fan of anything no matter what the night is.

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  27. Griffin started fighting back last year. Especially in the Playoffs. He realized he has to fight back or else they'll never stop fucking with him.

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  28. Only TNA and Lebron James, the two worst things in the worst.

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  29. But where are the ghosts?

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  30. Cavs cared about this one, though.

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  31. Now that I think about it...Nick Anderson was kind of fat.

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  32. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 8:47 PM

    Did LeBron find his face after Melo shot it off?

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ydzwFkupHnA/UQLJpZNnahI/AAAAAAAAAl4/UsbT8OnFQOU/s656/Daffy%2520Duck%2520Beak.jpg

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  33. If LeBron plays this shitty, I'm definitely gonna start trashing him full time.

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  34. Oh hey it's Schiullinger the nazi bum rapist from OZ in a tweed jacket selling insurance.

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  35. How uncharacteristic of Lebron not to show up for a big game.

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  36. Would a post reviewing the final Naruto/Sasuke battle like a wrestling match appeal to anybody in the BoD Universe?

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  37. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

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  38. WWE could punk out and have Cena/Orton/Brock at the Rumble with Cena pinning Orton to win the belt.

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  39. I hope not, with his awful Tapout-clone shit, but maybe?

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  40. Two huge guys squaring off in a battle royal always gets a huge reaction. That doesn't make it a majot main event.

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  41. Damn...Why didn't FSU run this Cook kid more?

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  42. Worst_in_the_WorldOctober 30, 2014 at 8:51 PM

    Yeah but what about when Ambrose sprays Lesnar in the face with slime? That stuff stings the eyes.

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  43. Not true at all of course. But it is funny.

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  44. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 8:52 PM

    He's choked in some games. But like I said he lacks a go-to move.

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  45. I think you underestimate Rusev's ringwork. He's pretty decent.

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  46. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 8:54 PM

    You didn't piss me off.

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  47. Wtf playcalling was that by Petrino? Was he thinking about that young tail again?

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  48. He's been driving left hard ever since MJ pointed it out in the news. I noticed it for a while and was surprised nobody else picked it up. It used to be he'd always drive left for 2 steps, then pull up for the jumper. He's driving hard to his left ever since 2 years ago when Miami won in OT against Indiana on LeBron's hard drive left.

    His other thing is posting on the right block, pound, pound, and then either drop step for the right handed lay-up, or spin left for the jumper.

    Or he just runs a pick n roll and hit a 20 footer, like he did against the Spurs in game 7 in 2013.

    He generally prefers the left side for jumpers, and right block for post-ups.

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  49. I visited once. Seems fairly accurate.

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  50. Seeing two new guys who are over and people want to see doesn't make it Mabel/Diesel.

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  51. ...Steve Ballmer is certifiable.



    He literally cannot speak properly when he's excited.

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  52. You called me Vince Jordan lol.

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  53. I watched the hhh-rock confrontation and it got me excited for a match. Sue me

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  54. Beautiful playcall by FSU

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  55. That's pretty much Lebron in a nutshell.

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  56. Kill off Cena, and put someone who is injury prone and clearly not ready for the main event spotlight into his spot. That'll put subscriptions on the balance sheet!

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  57. Jamis Winston is a fucking bad ass. What a game. I'd love to see him get the Heisman

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  58. SUE YOU FOR WHAT??

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  59. It looks like the Saints will win at least one road game this year.

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  60. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 30, 2014 at 9:04 PM

    Also, he's a dumbass.

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  61. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 30, 2014 at 9:04 PM

    Carolina's done. No offensive line, no running game, no defense, shitty special teams, absolutely awful offensive coordinator and overmatched defensive coordinator.

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  62. Cena/Orton/Brock/Rock/Taker/Foley/Hogan

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  63. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:05 PM

    That never stops being funny.

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  64. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:05 PM

    What does everyone currently put in their 401k/IRA? I do 11% right now but am considering bumping it to 15.

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  65. With the offseason they had, who would have seen the regression?

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  66. Sure , if WWE decides to do something with them. If they give them the win and start 50/50 booking or putting Cena over them, it's a waste no matter what, but in theory they can put a young guy over Brock huge and keep actually pushing them. Putting Cena over him is a ridiculous waste and a stop watching WWE until Cena retires type moment.

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  67. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 30, 2014 at 9:05 PM

    Their biggest 'regression' is one of the few things that is halfway decent on this team right now: their receiver corps.

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  68. Saints fans will say that, but their remaining road games are in Pittsburgh, Chicago & Tampa. I think they can win all 3 of those personally.

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  69. Lesnar's gonna look like a jerk!

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  70. He's improved and has recently been playing the gimmick perfectly, but hasn't improved to the point where he's ready to main event the second biggest PPV of the year with someone as green as him.

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  71. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:06 PM

    A what now?

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  72. Why stop there? Is the big show calling in sick?

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  73. He stole some crab legs and goofed around and did a internet meme. I can't muster much outrage about that to be honest. He's had an amazing season and is a great player.

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  74. I keep mine at five, but my company matches 100% up to 8%

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  75. The match quality would most likely be on the same level as Mabel/Diesel.

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  76. You don't seriously subscribe to WWEs apparent belief that if Cena ever loses one match clean to a heel that debuted after he did, he's completely killed off, do you?

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  77. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    Magic Johnson said it best. Young players have an arsenal of moves but do not have one move that they can get a bucket with or get them to the line. Once they develop that move and build around that they become unstoppable.


    I'm not saying LeBron isn't a great player, but sometimes in big moments he doesn't know what to do or shies from the moment all together. The only way you develop that is develop a move and use it with confidence. If it misses, then so be it. But once you get it established THEN you build around it.

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  78. If I put 3.25 my company matches 5% so I just do that

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  79. Probably not. As a pair, Reigns and Rusev have more/better workrate between them than Mabel and Diesel did.

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  80. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:08 PM

    Wow 8? That's awesome man.

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  81. I think Meltzer noted that Cena is the top merch seller, but there's a huge drop off on the #2 merch seller.

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  82. Failing to defeat/regain the title from Brock three straight times would do it.

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  83. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    When I was with my old job I did 8% because they matched dollar for dollar. The new job doesn't provide it so I may actually drop to 5%.

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  84. I think it's 8...my old company lost it's contract and got taken over by someone else.

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  85. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 9:10 PM

    So THAT'S why everyone in the stadium wore those crab outfits.

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  86. I don't trust the market enough to plunk down a decent chunk of my pay

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  87. ... and he may have raped a woman, and gotten it covered up by not only the FSU athletic department but also the Tallahassee Police.

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  88. Virgil's Gimmick TableOctober 30, 2014 at 9:11 PM

    I'll see you in court.

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  89. It's a very conservative investment.

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  90. If it was a short match placed in the midcard then yeah, with some careful booking, both guys could have their weaknesses protected and put on a decent match, but as a Summerslam main event, the match would need to go at least 15 minutes, enough time for their weaknesses to be exposed.

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  91. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:12 PM

    Didn't he randomly fire a pellet gun out of his dorm room window too, or was that someone else?

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  92. I'm pretty sure that was someone else.

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  93. Yeah, at live events, his merch sales are second to Cena's.

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  94. 11% of your paycheck isn't that conservative...that's why I won't go above 5. Whoever was handling financials at my old company wasn't doing too bad so we'll see how this new one does things. Two companies ago, my 401k didn't do shit.

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  95. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:14 PM

    I know he did something else stupid before the rape thing.

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  96. Did it? Because that's not my interpretation at all. I haven't seen any proof of him raping anyone and no law enforcement agency has charged him with anything. What FSU did isn't his problem and doesn't mean hr actually raped her. Plus this is still America and he hasn't been convicted of anything, or even formally accused.

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  97. Both guys seem to have pretty good cardio, so if they had a similarly action-packed match to say, Brock/Rock 12 years ago, I think they could pull it off. That match went 16 minutes. Reigns and Rusev could probably have a solid 12 minute powerhouse hoss fight.

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  98. I am only doing 3 but I try to bump it 1% a year

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  99. "Plus this is still America and he hasn't been convicted of anything, or even formally accused."



    Which is why I used "may".

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  100. Ugh. Honestly there aren't many scenarios for WrestleMania that get me too excited. This one isn't great, but it is likely better than whatever we end up getting.

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  101. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:17 PM

    I'll represent you. I don't want to see either of those guys in the ring again, much less against each other.

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  102. I hope you're not suggesting that Brock, as a part-timer, hold the belt until 'Mania 32.

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  103. At least he doesn't pout when someone hurts his feelings.

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  104. I just think that story is bullshit, and FSU just did what every single other school would have done, which really doesn't reflect on thr player to me.

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  105. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:19 PM

    I doubt that. Me and you could probably put on a better match than Mabel/Diesel.

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  106. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:22 PM

    If he was completely innocent as Jimbo123 suggests, then why all the smoke screens and procrastination from Tallahassee police and FSU?

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  107. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:22 PM

    Wow is this thread already done?

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  108. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:22 PM

    Did you sign that Joe Paterno 409 sign and Ray Rice petition?

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  109. You do realize that Brock and in some ways Rock are freaks of nature when it comes to their athletism and both guys are more versatile in their ring work, unlike Reigns and Rusev who are very limited.


    And I'm not saying Rusev/Reigns would be the worst match ever. Miracles have happened before in wrestling where guys can produce great matches despite common sense saying otherwise, but as it is if you put Rusev/Reigns tomorrow night for instance, the match would most likely be very bland. In order for the match to be any good, it would involve a lot of work, attention, thought and practice like the Warrior/Hogan match at WM6.

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  110. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    He's not going to. Anon sources already said some voters will refrain because integrity is part of the criteria, and he doesn't really seem to have any.

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  111. Theberzerker! HUSS!October 30, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    The Jesus H. Reigns push is gonna fail and it's gonna fail HARD. The second Bryan comes back pretty much everyone else is an afterthought. I think there's as good a chance of seeing Rusev/Reigns as much as there is Rusev/Cena.

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  112. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    Yeah very lame. These always seem to go way late,

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  113. Something random might happen to reignite the thread.

    My arrival clearly isn't it. But something will surely come down the pike.

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  114. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:24 PM

    Todd Gurley was suspended immediately after the pay-for-autograph stuff went down. Charlie Strong has axed dudes in Texas left and right for even small stuff, so no, #NotAllSchools

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  115. The match wasn't that bad. Diesel did do the tope thing which was pretty cool.

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  116. I'm still here, but I was watching a different thing to everyone else so I didn't post much.

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  117. Finally! FUCK YOU GOODELL!

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  118. Same. Basketball is not my thing at all.

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  119. Virgil's Gimmick TableOctober 30, 2014 at 9:26 PM

    Get that useless piece of shit Titus out of NXT and on the unemployment line.

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  120. What did you actually say to him that caused this feud. I'm sure it was deadly serious business but I must have missed it.

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  121. On his best day Mabel couldn't lace Reigns' boots. I'd say the same about Rusev but he doesn't wear boots.

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  122. He took something I said to DBSM to mean something that it totally didn't say... at all... I told him it didn't, he kept on so I smacked him around a little and he ha been pouting ever since.

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  123. After seeing Schillinger hawking insurance in an advert earlier, and reading some old character bios on Wikipedia, I may have to revisit Oz at some point soon. The early seasons before it fell off anyway.

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  124. Can Reigns do the spinning heel kick? And can he wave his hands like he just don't care?

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  125. I beleedat he can.

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  126. Gross internetery. With an intent to internet.

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  127. Ok then. I'm not sure I'll ever grasp getting angry over the BoD. I've got very different views to a lot of people here and roll my eyes at some stuff that gets posted, but to actually catch feelings over it? Seems bizarre to me.

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  128. Watching Snowpiercer... what a twisted movie.

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  129. I think Warne's LeBron-bashing was a factor also.

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  130. Same. But he is a sensitive guy apparently.

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  131. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 9:33 PM

    Wrong Kyle.

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  132. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 30, 2014 at 9:33 PM

    Wow. ESPN is making a billion excuses for LeBron having a bad game.


    Let's be clear: LeBron's WIFE is the one that had the baby, NOT LeBron.

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  133. Fuck, me can read well. Really.

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  134. This thread sure picked up again. Strange seeing how a dapper young fellow down below predicted this very occurrence. You're welcome!

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  135. Maybe it's just me, but given the Fed's resistance to going with any plans that are "expected" by the 'Net, why does anybody believe this shit? This has been swirling for a couple months already, so I'm sure WWE knows the rumor is out.


    I think maybe three people at WWE know what "the plan" is for Wrestlemania, and that's Vince, Trips and Steph (and that's IF there's a plan right now, which I think is more and more in flux until RR every year). Everything else is just baiting the 'Net.

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  136. I just downloaded it. Worth watching tonight?

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  137. If you are going to be able to pay attention the whole time I'd say yes. Not the kind of thing you can kind of half watch and still follow... but yeah really thought it was well done.

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  138. So you made WWF1987 leave the board? I missed it.

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  139. Alienation of intenection.

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  140. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:49 PM

    After the Cavs game tonight, I've come to the realization that prom wrestling means more to me than actual pro sports. I was expecting to freak out when LeBron returned but I really didn't. Like, I don't think the Cavs winning the title would mean as much to me as when Bryan made Batista tap out.l

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  141. Recently I've become the opposite. My pro wrestling fandom is to the point where I haven't felt genuine excitement in a long time.

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  142. Every time we great a great moments, there's a shit storm of terrible after terrible moments afterwards.

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  143. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:52 PM

    I get it often. When the Rock returned a few weeks ago I began sweating,

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  144. Getting a little randy are we now?

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  145. I just see him as being built up as a challenger to Cena and nothing more.

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  146. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:54 PM

    Well no. I just love the Rock. And....yeah I dunno I just love the Rock. When I was at Mania this year the opening promo was awe inspiring,

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  147. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:56 PM

    He sucked.

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  148. Is Vince Jordan banned yet.

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  149. I think he takes stuff really emotionally, like he starts crying of anger after he slams his computer down on the ground or something.

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  150. Don't worry. The Cavs won't win the title.

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  151. Not that I'm aware of.

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  152. Maybe. Its a shame, I like the dude but if he is going to be a baby I am going to mock him for it... not an endearing personality trait of mine, but whatever.

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  153. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:57 PM

    That's neither here nor there. Indians are my number one Cleveland team anyway and even then I don't think I'd freak as much.

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  154. The guy is a loser.

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  155. Thsts a shame.

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  156. He will just get upset out of nowhere. Possibly Bi-Polar.

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  157. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 30, 2014 at 9:59 PM

    He will be posting tomorrow. Like I thought I wake up early to work out but I'll check the BoD before I do at like six and he's already started,

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  158. There isn't a good option to take it off him right now. If Reigns or Bryan ain't ready, no need to force it.

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  159. No need to be sorry.

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  160. Does WWE start, you know, listening to its audience yet? Or are we still a long ways from that happening?

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  161. The guy is an absolute monster. The way he uses multiple accounts to make if seem like people are supporting him makes me absolutely sick.

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  162. Long ways.

    Enjoy Cena.

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  163. I do enjoy Cena.

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  164. He doesn't

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  165. You Clevelandrrs make me sick. I feel bad people have to love that way.

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  166. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighOctober 30, 2014 at 10:03 PM

    Still think there is an outside chance taker faces brock in a rematch. Even for the title.... Could play up the fact that brock could leave as champ and not come back because he is bored. Cena could cut a promo admitting defeat and pleading for Undertaker to return and do what he couldn't. Taker could win and retire the title followed by a match vs Cena at WM32 in Texas as his official retirement match. Can run with Cena vs Rusev, sting vs HHH, Orton vs batista, triple threat match for the MITB briefcase with the shield members. Or whatever.

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  167. I'm quite content with life.

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  168. I'm not saying the match would be as good as Rock/Brock. I'm saying that if it was a bit shorter, worked at a similar pace and was similarly action-packed, it could be decent.

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  169. Needs less Undertaker

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  170. Typical Cleveland. Completely unaware of how good life can be. You people make me sick.

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  171. Great, consistent, big moment wrestler nonetheless - even if his character is stale.

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  172. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighOctober 30, 2014 at 10:07 PM

    I'll take anything over brock vs reigns. Just not into that at all.

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  173. If, by chance Vince, Steph & Hunter have a logical vision. BROCK, throughout his return has demonstrated.

    A) BROCK answers to nobody, not Heyman. Not Vince. Watch the Heyman Performance Review.

    B) BROCK, if he cares, can destroy 21-0. Taker, Done. Cena at SS. Cena is Brock's bitch. From outside, WWE network... Rasslin. Brock as Wwe prop holder. Eh Properly motivated. UFC Champ... Or guy in scripted fights.

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  174. You're right! I'm sure they spent millions of dollars just to trick the Internet!


    Really clever, Vince!

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  175. The main point is how stake his character is. Keep supporting the above Berage work rate and you continue to GD in Thd wrong side of history. Cens is litsrallg the end of THIS BUSINESS and if is terrible to watch it go down the drain like this.

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  176. Are you drunk? that was some awful typing.

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  177. Injury prone? One freak hernia is not injury prone.

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  178. I am drunk

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  179. Is that you Drunk Ryan Murphy?

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  180. Still more legible than Drunk Murph.

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  181. When thinking of those types of moments this year a few come to mind:


    Bryan beating Bray up in the cage, The Shield/Wyatts staredown, and Bryan's Post-WrestleMania RAW speech.


    I can't truly put Bryan closing WrestleMania 30 as champion on the list because I was still stunned that Undertaker lost.

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  182. He faked that gimmick, but it was still entertaining.

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  183. I've edited it and if is still as true as ever. We are living in the dark ages of pro wrestling.

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  184. I'm getting worried. I've found myself actually finding agreement in his comments lately.

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  185. So, you're saying Cena has killed the wrestling business?

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