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Have a Christmas party to get dressed for so let's make it quick.

Network Special was disappointing. The good wasn't great, the bad was awful. It was just a big waste of time.

TV tonight.

MNF is Saints-Bears

Jericho and Lesnar are scheduled to appear on RAW

8 NBA games and 3 NHL games

Season Finale of The Voice.

Keep it clean!

Comments

  1. Not sure if I want to watch Raw tonight.

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  2. I gave up on Raw right after Summerslam I think.

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  3. I'm glad people continued with zany ideas for Ambrose to lose matches...that cracked me up.

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  4. I fell into the WWE trap again this year. After WM, I try to stop watching Raw. But the 1st and 2nd weeks are usually somewhat interesting, and then I start watching again out of habit.


    It's also kind of weird that I've endured some real shit, but I'm cool with others. Like I have 0 problems with 2003 Raw. I think I stopped watching Raw around 2008 I think until Summer of Punk.

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  5. Proposed: the biggest issue right now with WWE has been that the two big matches for WrestleMania 31 -- Cena/Rusev and Lesnar/Reigns -- were decided on way back in June. There's no chance for anyone to change the game, and those two matches aren't "set the world on fire dream matches" like Cena/Rock was.

    So, Dolph Ziggler has a chance to be made after the Survivor Series main event, but that would mean breaking up the Reigns match, so they pass on it.

    Jack Swagger's face turn catches fire a lot more than anyone planned for or expected, but there goes Cena's match, so he remains roadkill.

    Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins prove to be more interesting than Reigns, but again, they've played their hand and won't take it back, so those two need to come up short.

    I've always felt you should evaluate WrestleMania at Survivor Series and no sooner. This is proof of it, IMO.

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  6. Re listening to the Punk/Colt podcast, him telling off Vince and Hunter just makes me fucking hard.

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  7. I went on like a 10-year hiatus and came back just in time for wrestlemania season this year. I've decided those few months are the only months worth tuning in for.

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  8. I haven't watched RAW since the post-WM show. Don't think there's been a day that I missed it.

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  9. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:14 PM

    Great baseball commissioner.

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  10. I'm with you...I vanished as a regular watcher for about 10 years or so too. I haven't a clue to why I came back or why I'm still here.

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  11. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    Imagine what would happen if they allowed the fans to decide who they want, and give them that? Of course, that's becoming harder and harder now than the collective fan base sounds like a damn funeral home at most live events.

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  12. Aww yeah, "Afro Puffs" is on the GTA V soundtrack on the PS4. Score.

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  13. As shitty as 2003 Raw/2004 SD was, at least they felt they were going somewhere. They were building guys like Orton, Batista, and Cena where you felt confident that they were the future and it wasn't going to be the same old shit eventually. There's none of that now, there's no direction except keep Cena on top. Nothing matters, and if they don't care, why should I?

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  14. Butters making his own prostitution ring is never not hilarious.

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  15. Watching TLC. Have just reached the end of Big Show versus Eric Rowan.


    Fucking hell. I'm never doing that again.

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  16. Bullshit. Vince listens to the fans. He's told us so.

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  17. You should be out there makin' some real motherfuckin' money! Do you know what I am saying?

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  18. Butters is never not hilarious. My favorite character once they pushed him

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  19. Still have Kane vs. Ryback to get through too...

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  20. Big Show vs Big Red vs Big Guy vs Big Red Machine vs Big Bad Booty Daddy

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  21. Show vs. Reigns needs to be over in like three minutes. Reigns kicking out of Show's punch, only to win with his own superman punch. Done and done.

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  22. Booger Red vs. Big Red

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  23. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Roman Reigns is now being called 'the Big Dog'. Here's his new t-shirt line:

    http://www.bigdogs.com/Product/tees_sports/Big_Dog_Gym_T-Shirt/27178

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  24. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    What do you mean, Show v. Reigns?

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  25. STOP GIVING VINCE IDEAS!

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  26. I think there's a decent chance you get Cena vs. Reigns. I hope they don't keep Brock the champ until Wrestlemania, since everyone will know he's done

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  27. When they do that match.

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  28. Reigns returned to stop Big Show's interference from costing Cena last night. In what will surely disappoint some folks around here, he got a monstrous pop.

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  29. I believe I do know what you're saying!

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  30. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/438/155/88c.png

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  31. Ahh, I should've put my post here.

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  32. I hope they just have Reigns full on Squash show. Dodge the KO punch, Superman punch, spear, pop, home.

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  33. Fake Chow said there's a good chance Brock being in his last night would take all the starch out of the Lesnar/Reigns main event. I disagree. Let me know if this works, guys:


    After FastLane or whatever it is, Paul Heyman says outright that WrestleMania will be Lesnar's last match in the WWE, no matter what. He gave the WWE three years to challenge him, and he's bored. So instead, he's going to leave the WWE -- as champion, of course, because Roman Reigns can't beat him -- and go back to UFC where REAL fighters belong. And in April of 2015, you will see Brock Lesnar present the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Dana White's feet and there's nothing Roman can do about it... because Brock Lesnar, as a legitimate fighting champion, doesn't lose if he doesn't feel like it.


    Invert Montreal in the story. Would it work?

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  34. I will never be disappointed by someone getting a huge pop. Wrestling is always better when the crowd's into it.

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  35. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    There's no chance in Hell that they allow Heyman or Lesnar to mention UFC on TV now, not with CM Punk's recent hiring.

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  36. Totally agree. It's half the fun.

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  37. What you doin bitch, just giving kisses to Stan for free? You should be making some motherfucking money.

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  38. I'm watching season two of Homeland. I had heard it was bad, but it's really, really bad. I still think it's better than Raw right now, though, so I will do that and read updates here.

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  39. You know they will

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  40. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dc38654d01087af5d5912efbacdc4f8/tumblr_mwyh0sxZcx1rwqv42o1_500.jpg

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  41. I don't even have a problem with the match. It's exactly the way to use guys like Show and Kane at this point.

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  42. Is Brock going to UFC even a sure thing at this point? He retired for a reason, he was D-U-N done. His main attributes power and wrestling were gone. Now he's 4 years older.

    I mean unless he wants to be a Japan-like special attraction where he fights once a year on New Year's and only fights freakshow fights, his career in MMA is over whether he agrees with that or not.

    Personally I always took the "Brock's going to UFC!" talk as public bargaining to try and get more of this sweet deal he's got going on now.

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  43. No.
    No one is going to buy that Lesnar wins his last match.
    If they *must* do Lesnar/Reigns- and it should really, really be Reigns/Cena for multiple reasons- then announce that Rollins or whoever else is challenging for the title the next night on Raw. We're conditioned at this point for something huge to happen on the post-WM Raw. Lesnar retaining the title at WM31 and losing it to whoever else the next night....slim chance of it happening, but it's at least more of a seed of doubt than announcing that WM31 is his last match, and expecting us to buy that there's any shred of a chance he wins it.

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  44. Nothing says cool like having the same nickname as Jay Leno.

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  45. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    I'd wager dollars to donuts he goes back for a big UFC fight to spike a buyrate, then moves on to Bellator, if he doesn't just jump to Bellator first.

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  46. I don't think you can really sell people on the idea of Lesnar retaining though. I think running Lesnar vs. Reigns is a mistake. It stands to get shit on like Goldberg vs. Lesnar in 2004.

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  47. That "sweet deal" is probably not one that still works for WWE, though. So doing a special attraction type thing in UFC seems pretty realistic, to me. (Though I don't follow MMA at all, so I don't know.)

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  48. You wouldn't believe the time of night some fellars wanna kiss.

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  49. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    Gat dang it, Bobby...

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  50. Yep. Even if he just goes back for one fight, I'm sure he stands to make a shit ton of money.

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  51. Same here, especially since it won't be a PPV match. Have Reigns knock Big Show the fuck out every Monday for the next month for all I care, if it's quick and energetic.

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  52. Lol at the Oilers firing another coach.

    The only team I feel comfortable mocking as a Leafs fan.

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  53. Butters is just fantastic in this episode.

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  54. Huh. This is the first time I've seen the preshow from Stamford. Yay to the Network for getting ads. Keep it #9.99

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  55. They can't afford Brock. Listen to what Rampage is saying about what they're paying, there's no chance Brock takes time out of his normal life of wrestling bears in the woods or whatever it is he does to train for peanuts.

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  56. Hell yeah. Some token selling from Roman, a chokeslam for two, a WMD for two. Babyface comeback, a spear or two to soften him up, then the SuperMan punch to beat Show clean in the middle.

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  57. Yep. Do the same to Kane as well.

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  58. It's weird watching Byron Saxton now that I saw the *SUPER GAY* JBL and Cole episode with the posedown. Byron is *shredded*.

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  59. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    Weren't the Oilers in a Stanley Cup Final more recently than the Maple Leafs?

    #ShotsFired

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  60. WWE shouldn't bother either. He hasn't really equated to increased interest or revenue on the scale they probably hoped. Brock is awesome, but I don't see how it can possibly make business sense to bring him back

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  61. That bump Michael Cole took off of Seth Rollins... what WAS that?

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  62. Punk did something similar enough in 2011... nope.

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  63. God. How many bad "dean is blind" bits are we going to have to endure tonight.

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  64. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    It was a classic GIF in the making.

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  65. I see it as a question of money. Whatever WWE's paying is more than what 99.9% of UFC fighters make. The only way Brock could make what Vince is paying him (even if WWE decides this deal was stupid and they're cutting it in half) is if he's getting PPV cuts and Dana HATES giving those out.

    Would Brock being the American version of Bob Sapp be beneficial to either party? And even if it was, would it draw on PPV? I don't think so, Americans don't have the same buying patterns as Japan does (and even then Japan got tired of it, MMA is a dead sport in Japan in 2014).

    If I had to bet on it, I'd bet on Brock never fighting again.

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  66. Is this year's Rumble still going to be a 40-man one?

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  67. Officer Harrison is even better. FREEEEEEEZE!

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  68. I hope he comes out with a white cane and seeing-eye dog.

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  69. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    If he accidentally grabs Renee's tits thinking they're door knobs, all is forgiven

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  70. No, the ECW guys are old.

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  71. I'm betting we get him grabbing a fat guys chest...see because he's blind.

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  72. I doubt he's blind tonight, given the WWE Network showed him up and pissed off in otherwise fine health.

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  73. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    ... But, but... then he's not the Titty Master. He's the Moobie Master.

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  74. Are Kevin Nash and Ernie Ladd busy?

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  75. Yes but how many appliances do you think he's been near in the last 21 hours?

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  76. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    If they give some top NXT guys a chance to shine, I'm not opposed. Otherwise, egads.

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  77. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    You know what? Dean Ambrose is officially downgraded from Titty Master to Moobie Master.

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  78. And when are we getting the Roberts/Martel match re-enactment. LULZ

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  79. Main event:

    Ambrose vs. The Jeritron 5000

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  80. Reigns sucks. Screw Raw. I tune in for Bryan and Brock and to an extent Rollins and Ambrose. I watched Punk too (but he's clearly not coming back), sick of Cena. Mizdow is interesting, Ziggler is pretty good. But I guess I'll stick to the classic stuff on the network, and MNF for tonight.

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  81. Stranger in the AlpsDecember 15, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    DEAN AMBROSE!!

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  82. Yeah, I would dig that too. Let the Owens-Zayn thing take up a segment, where they brawl into the crowd after eliminating each other. Maybe debut the Ascension.

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  83. I asked this last night but seriously, when was the last time you looked under anything and found a television?


    Televisions just aren't under things.

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  84. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    I've been on the Balor Power train for months now, but I'll say it again. If they wanted to, they could have Finn enter the Rumble at #2, get a wicked-ass entrance, and go for an hour and become a superstar in one night.

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  85. I think Zayn or Neville deserves it more.

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  86. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    Are you trying to KILL THE MAN!?!

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  87. What I would like to see based on what is actually happening on WWE TV:


    Cena beats Lesnar. Clusterfuck attitude era type match. Rollins runs in, Reigns runs in and fights him off, spears Lesnar for good measure. Cena wins


    Ziggler wins the Rumble coming in early (but not #1) fights from his knees to win the big one


    WM:
    -Reigns vs Lesnar--Loser Leaves WWE Forever. Reigns wins!
    -Ziggler beats Cena to win the WWE title. Why? Because Ziggler is the best thing they've got right now

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  88. Didn't Cole have some complicated explanation?

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  89. Yeah, it could be cool to see Balor, Kenta, and Zayn enter relatively close together early on. Maybe work together to last til the end. Try to make some stars and get NXT over in one night.

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  90. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    They do deserve it more... but I also think they have a higher chance of being fucked over, hence why I'd leave them in NXT for a bit longer. Finn has so much star presence about him, I dare say he's almost bullet-proof for awhile after his debut.

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  91. I dunno, my bed is basically a wrestling ring at this point. I haven't moved apartments in years and I just stuff things under there. There's probably steel chairs, kendo sticks, TVs, tables, ladders and all kinds of stuff under here.

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  92. chairs at an Oprah taping?

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  93. Something about "That's the TV Taker always used to know when to climb up through the ring" or something right?

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  94. Hornswoggle uses that TV to watch the show and book it as it goes.

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  95. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    Then again, if the stories about a near-mutiny at Raw this afternoon were correct, Vince may try to distance the NXT brand from Raw as much as possible. Sad, but a very possible outcome from this deal.

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  96. I think the biggest she ever did was a Kindle 2. E-Ink, disqualified from television status.

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  97. He's the NXT flavor of the week. Let's see him a second time before we started sucking his cock.

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  98. It's funny watching the Vizio account on Twitter trying to explain to people that, "No. Our televisions are not randomly explosive no matter what you've seen or heard otherwise."

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  99. Has the #2 entrant ever won the rumble? If not, I'd like to see that just once.

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  100. Mr. McMahon, 1999; Rey Mysterio, 2006.

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  101. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    He's wrestled several matches before without the paint, then busted out the bodypaint for the special. I'm really going off backstage rumors that have the guy coming up to the main roster very soon, instead of the usual fanboy urge.

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  102. Yeah, I should have remembered McMahon. Wasn't paying attention in 2006.

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  103. I have a Vizio TV. My home is insured for over twice what I owe. Between that and the

    lawsuit I could have a really nice new house should it explode.

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  104. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 15, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    The Champ is HERE

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  105. They should debut the Ascension in the Royal Rumble match. Set them up as big challengers to the Usos for Wrestlemania 31.

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  106. And now I've got Big Dog clothing ads popping up at the bottom of my screen.


    Thanks dicks.

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  107. The Jeritron is OBSCENELY expensive. It can't be wasted on RAW.

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  108. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    If they're going to put Roman Reigns over in the Royal Rumble, they'd better send him out early so as to build some momentum and win over the crowd. Coming in at #27 or 28 like Batista did last year may not go over nearly as well.

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  109. Now you'll look extra cool at the NASCAR race!

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  110. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    You're welcome.

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  111. You know, we're all down on WWE right now, and not without reason... but sometimes I wonder. Is it more fun to rag on a bad product or enjoy a good one in today's Internet age?

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  112. Isn't Bad News Barrett supposed to be back for the Rumble?

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  113. I think Jeritron retired after ending HBK's eye's career

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  114. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 15, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    For me it's enjoy a good one.

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  115. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    It's definitely stickier when it's a good product; bunch of grown men splooging.

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  116. At this point people are dying to have something to enjoy.


    Had every match but one last night not featured a fuckdick finish people would be much less annoyed, the wrestling itself was good.

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  117. Why do all these YAY MILITARY events always have some corny country music horseshit? A lot of folks in the service have no interest in such garbage.

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  118. Yes. Maybe a good challenger to Ziggler's IC title for Wrestlemania? It is, afterall, where BNB left off. He can say he never lost the IC belt and deserves the WM title shot

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  119. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Back at the Rumble? I'm afraid I've got some Bad News for you...

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  120. It's way more fun to enjoy PWG and NJPW right now. I wish the WWE was better, but they're not.

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  121. No. Look at TV fandom (ie Breaking Bad, True Detective). Internet loves a good love-fest

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  122. Rappers don't suck the military's dick the way country music does.

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  123. Wasn't he in nxt as a wrestler before getting moved over to interviewing?

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  124. Good evening, I got out after Cena/Rollins. Looks like I missed anything.

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  125. We all know it's going to come down to Roman Reigns-Big Show at the end of the Rumble. You know I'm right.

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  126. Agreed. There were plenty of country fans in the Marine Corps, but no more than, say, metal or hip hop

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  127. Yep. Country artists know it's a sure-fire single if they just mention "troops" or "freedom". Like that Parks & Rec spoof

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  128. Hello, dum dums.

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  129. I own a Vizio. Thinking about returning it. I don't wanna suffer the same fate as Dean Ambrose. I may accidentally walk into a Sister Abigail.

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  130. There's enough good stuff out there(past and present) that I kinda enjoy using the WWE to vent my frustration with wrestling.

    If I get bored, there's always plenty of Jumbo matches I haven't seen.

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  131. I'm trying to imagine Little Wayne doing a version of 'Rock Flag and Eagle' and I'm just not seeing it.

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  132. And if they do that, I can't wait to hear how Philly responds.

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  133. I want see Big Show knocked out with a fucking Superman Punch out of the ring.

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  134. It's a tie. I loved NXT and I loved hating TLC(s).

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  135. Uh. Watching Cena versus Rollins. Cena has J&J in a precarious position...


    JBL yells what sounds like "WE'VE GOT A COUPLE MORE C**TS GOING THROUGH THE TABLE!"


    Replayed it several times now.

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  136. Country and hip-hop pander to a lowest common denominator. It's smart marketing, even if I have little interest in either genre

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  137. that means he's higher up the chain than guy and show, the other "bigs" correct?

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  138. It's everyone's favorite voice artist from the 1960's Harvey Korman every body! Let's give it up for Harvey. What have you been up to Harvey, how's Carol Burnett? Oh never mind Harvey, you're dead as fuck.

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  139. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Shots fired!

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  140. I figure it's coming because of how they programmed TLC. Get ready for a 6 week "Big Traitor Big Show" push!

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  141. Stranger in the AlpsDecember 15, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    There's a Jeopardy category devoted the "The Wallaby".


    The only response I got playing along was concerning Rocco from Rocco's Modern Life.

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  142. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    I've taken shits that are more aesthetically appealing than that. Good God...

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  143. I can see them doing that. Reigns spears Show through the ropes to the apron, then Superman punches him off the apron to "win" it. Next night, they remind us tha Show went *through* the ropes, necessitating the token Show vs. Reigns match at the "Fast Lane" ppv. Just the kind of shit they would do

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  144. That sounds like a Rumble finish to an N64 game.

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  145. Oh God, this match, END! END! I've been saying NICE THINGS about you, WWE. Why are you doing this to me?

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  146. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    That sounds like a Rumble finish straight out of Hell.


    FTFY

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  147. Yeah, I HOPE I'm wrong, but I got a bad feeling about this one.

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  148. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    I'd rather lick jelly off Thunderdick's thigh than see those two in at the end.

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  149. You know, the only reason I sort of miss Vince Jordan is because it would have been a fucking party watching him take the last 24 hours worth of scenarios literally and argue against them with full passion.

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  150. I think even Vince Jordan knows it's getting hard to defend this product.

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  151. I don't think any realistic Lesnar match(vs Reigns, vs Cena) at Mania is going to go over well with the fans(unless they decide to give a shit about Ambrose or Bryan makes a miraculous recovery).

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  152. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Greatest cartoon ever on Nickelodeon.

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  153. And what have they done since.

    I'm not talking success fully either. The Oilers are running for most incompetent decade of management in hockey (sports?) History.

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  154. I was thinking of the Parks spoof. She's sweet like my momma(now come home troops and thank you for your service)

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  155. Screw Raw tonight. I'll be watching the Bears on MNF. Through sickness and health TIL death do us part. BEAR DOWN MOTHERFUCKER!

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  156. Stranger in the AlpsDecember 15, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    You know, I can't get on the blog during the day while at work (probably a good thing) so I have missed VJ's meltdown, the Dean Ambrose jokes, and a fast and furious banning of several dorks.

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  157. If those reports of the locker room being pissed are to be believed, I hope we get nothing but 10-15 minute chinlock matches tonight on RAW. Except Cena 'cause he thinks things are just dandy.

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  158. Hey Arnold says hi.

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  159. Jericho and Lesnar are scheduled to appear on RAW
    This makes me think of Raw opening with a sitcom intro. Someone should get on that asap. Use the "Facts of Life" theme with it.

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  160. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    BIFF SAYS BULL-SHIT

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  161. Much rather enjoy a good product

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  162. I don't even know why people with lives would come here at all.

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  163. Bear fan for ONE NIGHT ONLY

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  164. The Bears need to get a new QB.

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  165. Negatron, Voltron.

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  166. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Bayless killed the Blog of Doom troll...

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  167. You take the beast, you take the brat, make them say lines by writer hacks, it's the facts of Raw, the facts of Raw

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  168. Yes indeed. Although they kind of did that in 2000, with the Rock-Show finale leading to their match at No Way Out.

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  169. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    The Full House theme was RIGHT FUCKING THERE...

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  170. Damn that made me laugh out loud.

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  171. that works too. We need someone on this

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  172. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 15, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Doug.

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  173. BEAR DOWN!

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  174. Enjoy a good one 1000 times over.

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  175. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 15, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    That's my second favorite.

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  176. Gilligan's Island works better


    Cena
    Rollins too
    Triple H & his wife...


    The pretend movie star
    JBL
    Maggle Cole


    Here on Monday Night Raw

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  177. but for only TONIGHT! Need a Saints loss to claim first place

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  178. Bear Down? Insensitive. The bear attack was just yesterday.

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  179. I think this one wins. If I had skills like that I would make this myself.

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  180. So, guesses on how many rematches we get tonight?

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  181. Main event: Cena/Reigns vs. Rollins/Big Show

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  182. It's like Puff Daddy is booking the show. Monday Night Raw remix ni**a

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  183. The Bears need to get a new roster.

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  184. ... What makes this worse is that I actually watched the pre-show. That was a special kind of hell starring the Great Gonzo. I'm not being wacky.

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  185. Biff Kensington IIIDecember 15, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    What ever happened to predictability? Stunners and pillow fights, evening gown ladies. I miss the old superstars, filling Patterson's rear ennnnnnd....

    Everywhere you look, every where (There's no heat! There's no heat!) Ambrose jobs to the evening TV...

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  186. I would love a Rollins vs. Cena re-match.....one where Reigns and Ambrose turn and they murder Cena to reunite the Shield. No Rollins face turn, no Reigns/Ambrose heel turn. Just play them as tweeners who realize the best way to dominate is to reunite. Then have them dominate the Royal Rumble as a trio and do a 10-minute brawl to the finish. They unite to make sure it's one of the three members who wins, then do a free-for-all. Put Reigns over or whatever. But give these fucking guys an edge again, please. Rollins is a solid heel right now, but Ambrose and Reigns are completely de-fanged as badass faces at this point.

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  187. You ALMOST owed me a new laptop.

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  188. I think the Bears might put up 50 tonight.

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  189. Much too soon. Your comment was a car wreck.

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