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2014 WrestleCrap Gooker Awards


Hey Scott,

Got a close race between Bella vs. Bella, and the ramifications of Vince's 'brass rings' comment for this year's Gooker Award; it's pretty well neck and neck at the moment.

Thought maybe your BOD'ers could help settle the score!



Is it too late to vote for the Reigns promo on Smackdown?

Comments

  1. The entire Boo-tista/Blue-tista run and the end of Hell in A Cell and TLCS are the top three for me, in whatever order. Probably the end of Hell in a Cell since they ended the most heated blood feud in years with voodoo bullshit.

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  2. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 12, 2015 at 7:23 AM

    Oh c'mon Bluetista was awesome. He was starting to hit his stride again as a good heel.

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  3. Good heel means people want to boo you and see you get comeuppance. Good heel doesn't mean people want you to go away. Batista was a good heel in late 09/2010 when he was in ring shape. Those days are gone.

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  4. i generally agree Bella vs. Bella or Brass Ring are top two, but a really underrated dark horse is the very brief, scrapped Claire Lynch ripoff with Stephanie and Daniel Bryan. That more than anything speaks to the state of WWE creative in 2014. Stealing storylines from the worst period of TNA.


    I think I'd vote Bella vs. Bella.

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  5. By the way, the fact that f'n WILLOW is an afterthought here tells you just how brutal a year it's been for WWE.

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  6. And, prediction for 2015 Gooker Award Winner: Vince ruins NXT. It's already out there. The resentment for NXT's starting to grow (which is mind boggling because he owns it!)

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  7. The fact that AJ/Paige and Ambrose jobbing to a hologram and a TV are not here is sad. Those were both a lot worse than the Menagerie

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  8. i know they suck ... but godammit the Bellas are hot.

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  9. Adam "Colorado" CurryJanuary 12, 2015 at 7:46 AM

    Had to go with the bunny, that is the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

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  10. Ambrose/Wyatt as a whole should really be in there. Hologram. Exploding TV. The endless gimmick matches (Bootcamp match, Miracle on 34th Street Fight, Ambulance match), Ambrose acting Cenaesque towards the army guys despite his character supposedly being an anarchist.

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  11. All Natural Pseudo Hippie Bella > Triple B

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  12. I'd go with the announce crew.

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  13. That's a good one - at least with the terrible angles you could argue that it was just a misfire from the writing staff that didn't come out the way they planned. With the commentators, there's no explanation for them intentionally sabotaging the product.

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  14. The wrestlecrap guys would compile a great collection of moronic quotes from the announcers that would be more fun to read than the Bellas or the hologram

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  15. Agreed. A lot of the bad angles are decent ideas on paper that don't pan out, or just are terrible on the follow-through. I've been ambivalent on the announcers for a long time; like, I know they aren't good but they didn't bother me a whole lot. I've reached some sort of breaking point, though, because it's just unbearable for me now.

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  16. Really? I've kind of enjoyed it.

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  17. I agree. While even Batista thought that coming out as a face and giving HHH a hug was really dumb,.. He got better, he had heat to say the least, and put over the fan favorite in the Main at Mania. Then helped put over the Shield.


    There's no way that's worse the feuding Bellas, reinacting a plot from the Brady Bunch.

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  18. The whole Authority Fired/Rehired angle has to be in the running, too.


    Although, I guess we're still in the midst of that. What's the rules on angles that overlap years?

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  19. I think he parlayed that real-life heat as a babyface into a strong heel run last year.

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  20. Sorry, I don't vote in polls that don't have The Mountie.

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  21. I vote that the Authority fired/rehired BS gets to be nominated for both the 2014 and 2015 Gookers.

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  22. I guess Daniel Wyatt was technically 2013.

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  23. Controversial. Brie never found the squat rack.

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  24. Went with Vince's brass ring comment as it basically encapsulates all the problems of 2014.

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  25. Yeah, I just don't think I'm big on implants in general. The squat rack is nice because Triple B does have the superior ass, but I think I'm going Pseudo Hippie Bella.

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  26. Has it manifested itself beyond the dirt sheets? He might not be happy, but would he really tamper with something HHH is so invested in?

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  27. Punk leaving and Bryan's injury were the icing on a cake made of shit.

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  28. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieJanuary 12, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    The winner of wrestlecrap 2015:

    http://botchedspot.com/comic/pull-reins/

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  29. SUFFERING SUCCATASH!!!

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  30. I've had a silly comment on another site just hit 70 upvotes and I don't think my life is ever going to be the same again. It's all downhill from here I think.

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  31. Never gets old.

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  32. In wrestling everyone comes back.

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  33. Ugh! Downvote! So douchey. :(

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  34. Peaking early is tough.

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  35. I think your name is CremeEgg now.

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  36. I forget... does butter some how draw in the ball to a guy's hands when it's overthrown by five yards?

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  37. I'm in my early 30's, I don't think it's that early.

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  38. Apparently 411 is full of Danimal/Abeyance types who hand out upvotes like Sunny hands out blow jobs.

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  39. Jobber has confirmed he busts out C-grade material for their pleasure on occasion.

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  40. I hate to say it but yeah, she's peaked. She'll never accomplish anything greater in the WWE ring. Because of who she's married to she's not going to be involved in the Total Divas stuff to any extent. If she can parlay her quickly dwindling WWE fame into something else she should grab it because once they tell her they have nothing else for her, it's off to TNA & the Indies.

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  41. She's totally peaked. And she should be really proud. She's a good worker, good on the mic and a great overall performer. There's just a ceiling on female workers in WWE. No wonder most of them leave within 3 to 5 years.

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  42. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighJanuary 12, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    Yeah that was ridiculous. Totally unecessary

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  43. Demariyus Thomas never shows up for big games.

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  44. If he doesn't parlay his UFC run into an announcing career there, he'll be back. Everyone comes back.

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  45. Apparently she doesn't hand out enough because I never got one :(

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  46. Luck could get hot sure, but I have more faith with NE's running game and Belichek will probably figure out a way to limit Luck a bit.

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  47. 1) *yawn*, way more important sports and entertainment on tonight.

    2) Destination America? Nope don't have that channel so TNA doesn't exist. Not sad. However, I lost AXS.tv over the holidays and I have no NJPW...That will probably get me to switch to U-Verse.

    3) I will say A.J. looked cute at the UFC fights. I think, it was a quick shot.

    4) As shitty as the current product is I still have a lot of stuff on the Network to keep me entertained. Prime Time Wrestling, however, should be cut down to the 25 minutes of Gorilla-Heenan studio time. The matches are pretty rough.

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  48. Yeah, but he also likes money, and he can go back, hold onto the grudge and use it to build to a big WrestleMania match against Hunter, and earn a huge payday.

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  49. The brass ring comment was more soul-destroying than anything else on that list

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  50. And Hunter will play ball because Hunter gets to do his favorite thing. Book Hunter in the Main Event

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  51. Two things the BoD does not lack: Upvotes and reviews of WCW.

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  52. I'm not a big Ric Flair fan. I respect what he's done in wrestling but I've never really gravitated to him like so many others have. I like his character but I have a hard time calling him the greatest ever.

    That being said, that Royal Rumble 92 promo after he wins might be my favourite promo of all time.

    "WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE..."

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  53. I think Punk will go back. I think he likes working the full schedule, but he also wants time off when he really needs it or wants it.


    His position is so good that he can get those things when he comes back. He needs to get a lawyer to make sure he's signing the right contract though, cause I'm sure WWE will try to slip pass him a few things.

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  54. You don't deserve to have that avatar icon with that kind of negative thinking. Would the Mountie fall prey to such pessimism?!

    I say non, monsieur!

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  55. Define "Never".

    Sincerely,
    Timothy Tebow

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  56. And Flexy Rexy goes to the Bills. I do not understand this.

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  57. I've been upvoting less a protest form of quality control.

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  58. To be fair, it takes a long time for the WWE to edit their uncut and unfiltered programs.

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  59. I think that's more of a "Tree falls in the middle of the woods" scenario.

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  60. "I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!"

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  61. Did you see him having trouble punching down J&J when all of the heels rushed Cena and Hogan? Hogan can't work anymore. I thought he might have been able to, but after seeing that Raw, I've changed my mind.


    He can do a tag match where he can throw some punches and maybe a clothesline, but that's about it. He probably could drop the leg, but that's risking his body a lot.


    It's over.

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  62. !


    You're right! I'm handsome, brave and strong! This is just the beginning.

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  63. Scared shitless in the Super Bowl against Seattle and dropped two passes yesterday. One wildcard weekend performance does not overshadow that.

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  64. Good defense, bad offense. Sounds perfect for Rex.

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  65. Steve Perry is a great example of a musician who makes so much money from his old music -- he hasn't released new music since leaving Journey in 1996 -- and doesn't need to because the money from his back catalog keeps rolling in. He hasn't even toured since then.

    Take a guy like Adam West. I know he wasn't able to work for most of the 1970s and 80s because of his association with Batman, but he's spent the last 25 years signing autographs, parodying himself, and just having fun and making a lot of money doing it. And it's all because of a TV series he did for 3 years 45 years ago. And considering the Batman series just came out on Blu-ray, he's getting a huge check at the rip old age of 86 yet again.

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  66. Except "PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT!" is the best line in that promo, and Flair doesn't say it.

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  67. Aside from Moolah, then Lita & Trish, I doubt we'll see a Diva enjoy a Hall of Fame caliber career again. It's just not what they're there for. Every Diva from the end of the Attitude Era to just before the current crop have all come & gone like dust in the wind. Natalya might earn entry for longevity, and the Bellas because of the success of Total Divas, but otherwise they come and go, can be swapped out quickly & easily, and are forgotten almost immediately.

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  68. I watched the 94 Rumble last night...That was 8 shades of brutal.

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  69. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 12, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    I did... it was ok.

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  70. I definitely don't think he's the greatest ever, because that's The Rock.

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  71. Oh Lawrence Taylor, how I wish you could have gone up against Tom Brady.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWB9ia_ZPjk

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  72. Really, eh? I'm not disagreeing with you as I can see why someone would say Rock. I wasn't expecting that answer, though.

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  73. In my mind, it's not really close. He wasn't the best worker, but all of his matches had an aura to them. And not all of his promos were home runs, but most of them were doubles and triples. To do that on a weekly basis is pretty challenging.

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  74. He can go back for a Lesnar-like deal and Vince will take him because Vince brings back anyone he thinks might move the needle. Even just to pop a few weeks ratings building to a WrestleMania.

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  75. There were times in the Attitude Era where a RAW or Smackdown wasn't that good but a Rock promo saved the show.

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  76. Nah, Shawn is the best worker we've ever seen, but seeing him on a weekly basis didn't feel like an event.

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  77. Mean Gene was the best.

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  78. ... and gets to talk shit about him on live TV for several weeks beforehand, because it's all part of the story.

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  79. Bret Hart returned. Bret. Hart.

    Time heals all wounds.

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  80. NO one.. and I mean no one has faced the amount of wrestlers that Ric Flair has. The guy has faced almost every major World champion except for Sammartino. He defended the title in nearly every territory against their top guys every week, and usually sold out those arenas. He was the last TRUE World Heavyweight Champion we will ever see.

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  81. Yup.


    The divas don't serve much purpose other than a change-up. They aren't good at wrestling, they aren't good at stories (to be fair, the E sucks at stories right now), they don't manage wrestlers, and they don't really engage with the male wrestlers. Female viewers wouldn't watch Raw just for the divas because they aren't shown that often nor important for the show. I suppose they move some merch, but I wonder whose buying?


    Whenever Total Divas is canceled, the reason for having so many divas are gone.

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  82. Bellas have to win. Horrible acting, main payoff was to get Stephanie over somehow and a feud that made no sense with Brie's face turn that rendered it all moot anyway.

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  83. It feels like they had a plan, but then the guy that was in charge of overseeing the Network project left, and he took the plan with him...

    ... written on a cocktail napkin, stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

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  84. Have you asked her? You never know until you ask.

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  85. Looks like TE Season 1 is already up in the On Demand section.

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  86. TNA won't be running houseshows until the tv product improves? So TNA is never going to be running houseshows?

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  87. I soooo hate when that happened. Distracts me from the rest. Still don't understand why Mean Gene reacted like that.

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  88. Bills have some talent on offense, just no QB. If that could somehow be solved, this team has it.

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  89. I think any opportunity they get to actually run a show they'd be best advised taping as much TV as possible just in case things get grim again.

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  90. We all know how hard it is to find a great QB. BUF is on the right track, but they might never find the right guy.


    It's more likely that Ryan is still kissing Belichek's rings until Brady is gone.

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  91. THE BUNNY IS FUNNY! THE BUNNY IS FUNNY! THE BUNNY IS FUNNY, MAGGLE!

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  92. Aren't they hot BECAUSE they suck?

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  93. I think the royal rumble was worse. Brass rings just prove theyre dumb. The royal rumble proves they're deaf and dumb.

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  94. Willow should easily win this.

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  95. The wording from the title and the articles are a bit off.


    The article says TNA won't be running LIVE events until the quality improves. That makes sense. Sense they are not serious competition for the E, they should tape shows way in advance to save $$$ probably as well.

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  96. Wyatt's character had been stopped dead in his tracks long before that feud.

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  97. I thought it was fantastic. I thought of it as a member of Flair's entourage partying down off-camera.

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  98. They're announcing Savage to the HoF tonight.

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  99. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 12, 2015 at 9:51 AM

    I've met the Mountie before. He's now an illegal whaler who voted twice for George W. Bush and produced Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

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  100. It seems like Julius Thomas is the same. Plus his legs gets hurt quite easily it seems. He was useless for all of the 2nd half of the season it seems.

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  101. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 12, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    Nice, that will make me mark out.

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  102. The brass ring is not a storyline device. It should be ineligible. Vote Bellas!

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  103. When Flair says "I LOVE IT!" after winning the WWF title in the Royal Rumble, it's awesome.


    When JBL says "I LOVE IT!" when something stupid happens on TV, it's awful.

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  104. I'm almost tempted to want Triple H to come back full time for a series of matches against Punk. Punk and Triple have clashed forever it seems, even back in the Summer of Punk when he was giving Triple H shit, and Triple H said he got Punk's music.


    A 3 month run by Punk and Triple H from Rumble to Mania could be really sweet if Triple H can hold up his part physically, and Triple H tells creative to fuck off, and he and Punk will book their own feud.

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  105. Roman should be on an unstoppable path to Lesnar. He should have squashed the Big Show, Mark Henry & Kane. He shouldn't even be wrestling on TV every week, have him show up at random to get in a guy's face, tap him on the chest and say "next week!" Put him in late in the Rumble and toss everyone out. Then when he beats Lesnar for the belt, and then Rollins cashes the briefcase on him, that's when you have him show humility. Let him talk, show his personality. Get the fans to connect with him as he chases Rollins for the belt. Be all "it wasn't enough for me to be the irresistable force to Lesnar's immovable object. You have to be smart, you have to have heart, and you have to do it with the WWE Universe behind you!" Kids would cheer, girls would cream themselves, and we jaded smarks might have said "maybe there is something to this guy after all."

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  106. Tickets to the Hall of Fame go on sale this weekend, so it makes sense to announce the headliner.

    I wonder if this will finally bury the "Savage fucked Stephanie" rumors that never really had any basis in reality.

    ...Much like Savage buried his bone in Stephanie. Damn it! I can't even help myself.

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  107. I want JUST ONE wink wink nudge nudge reference to that somewhere between now and the HoF on WWE TV

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  108. If the whales don't want to be caught they should stop polluting our oceans.

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  109. Booking simple things like this shouldn't be that hard. WWE makes it the hardest job in the world.


    All Reigns have to do is sell 1 or 2 moves from Big Show, Henry, Kane, and other "monster" types, hit his spots with authority, and cut short simple promos of "I'm going to KILL you", and it's done.


    Instead, Vince writes scripts for Reigns to remember and Reigns is having a hard time against Fandango.

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  110. And drinking our water.

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  111. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 12, 2015 at 10:02 AM

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicholaswray/prince-finn-balor#.gnJo81qpb

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  112. Maven had a good dropkick, that's all I remember.

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  113. It basically means they are going all-in on Destination America. And maybe that's their only play, but it does put them in a position of succeeding or failing based entirely on that TV show. They get canceled again, they are DONE.There is no fall-back position.

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  114. I can't even imagine a smaller network for them to fall back to.

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  115. Geez, ya try and upvote your bros and everyone wants to jump down your throat for it. Crazy stuff.

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  116. I think you're full of it, Biff Kensington...full of SHIT!

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  117. WLNY, which broadcasts Pro Wrestling Syndicate at 4:30 AM Saturday mornings!

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  118. So we saw that Jeff Hardy almost became the first in-ring death of 2015?

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  119. It could still be true...maybe Vince just made peace with it.

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  120. They mustve found out you had an rtg pro of Roman Reigns.

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  121. I agree with what you said. But greatest of all time is subjective. In my opinion, he wasn't the greatest of all-time I ever witnessed. Like I said, I do respect what he's accomplished. He worked his ass off and wrestling long matches almost every night while traveling the world.

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  122. Sure, but there's zero hard evidence that it ever happened except Savage's video insulting Triple H where he vaguely referenced stealing Triple H's wife.


    ...Much like Savage gave Stephanie his hard evidence.


    DAMN IT!

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  123. Randy Savage being announced as first 2015 WWE HOF inductee! What a night!

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  124. Thought 1: YAY!! Savage is in!!!

    Thought #2: Poor Vince. Down to leaking HOF announcements to bump a RAW rating.

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  125. "WHATTA MANEUVER MAGGLE! I LOVE IT!"

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  126. Haven't seen it yet, surprised it took this long.

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  127. http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/10/jeff-hardy-fall-video-impact-wrestling-cage/

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  128. Meh, you could say that about any notable hook-up ever recorded that gets outed in the media.

    Even so, I think Vince would still forgive the transgression if it was true. The guy's hardly an angel himself and he's forgiven Bret for punching him in the face, Hogan's actions during the steroid trials and Warrior constantly berating him in the media.

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  129. GOOD GRIEF.

    Thanks for the link. I think.

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  130. Rumor has it that it's addressed in his new DVD.

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  131. Pfft. And Jacques Rougeau is still on the outside looking in.

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  132. The 1 story I read was really hard to understand. They said he was knocked out backstage but finished the match. Are they saying he finished the match, went backstage and collapsed or word backstage was he was knocked out, but still finished the match.

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  133. Christian made the same suffering sucatash line to Jack Swagger. I think that was the day he made his debut on ECW

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  134. Brie was always the better Bella. She's the better worker and is the better looking of the two (even before implants).


    Fake tits look great in clothes and stuff, but they generally look terrible naked. Cena just confirms my belief he has terrible taste.

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  135. It is grim. TNA just taped several weeks worth of shows for TV. Every wrestler in that company now has to work indy bookings just to support themselves til TNA does their next tapings. Or they're paid to sit at home getting rusty, only wrestling a few matches a month at the tapings. Guys will get hurt in those indy matches, or decide the indies pay better and leave, which will make the TNA product inconsistent. They can't develope new talent because how does a rookie learn wrestling 3-4 matches every 4-6 weeks?

    All in all it's just no way to run a legit wrestling promotion.

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  136. *moonwalks in*


    What up bitches

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  137. Same ol drama homie. You know how it is. Just gotta keep doing your best to rise above. I got some french bread pizzas in the oven, Everything is going to be ok.

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  138. I have to say that while I'm for continuity, I hope Daniel Bryan and Brie are never mentioned as being married on TV again.

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  139. Been fucking around with Netflix a lot since the network stopped working here at work. Uwe Boll is easily the worst major director working today. I just like laughing at how bad his movies are. Oh look another character doing his crappy political montages. Great. This stuff would be profound if I was 10.

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  140. Arrow got renewed for season 4

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10361385_788179034600699_7704829882155932522_n.jpg?oh=51aa6c51a2b822f1596965f73d12234c&oe=556968B1&__gda__=1428712813_28d0ebbbd33837425fe122011f5c18f2

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  141. I feel like the former explains the latter. The Rumble made me (and everyone else) wonder if Vince was ignoring the fans and booking the show for himself. The podcast interview confirmed it.

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  142. Not really. There's a moment where Lanny says something about rumors as to why Vince & Randy never worked together again, but that no one will ever know the truth with Randy gone. It's so vague that it may not even be what he was referencing.

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  143. And yet Vince didn't like that promo, which goes to show how Vince was always out of touch in some ways.

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  144. So, how low will Raw's rating be tonight?

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  145. Like Han.


    There are promos for that game everywhere, even Pandora

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  146. Wasn't she doing a thing where you could get your picture taken with her in bed? Or was that Missy Hyatt? Either way, bring some extra cash and I'm pretty sure...

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  147. He still makes a profit and gets work, so more power to him.

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  148. I 100% with all my heart BEELEE that tonight Roman Reogns will say suffering succotash again.

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  149. You can Belee-Belee, Belee-Belee, Belee-Belee, Belee Dat Folks!




    This joke is getting piledriven into the ground I don't care it still amuses me.

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  150. Meltzer on the Observer show a day or two ago said something to the affect that RAW should have been back up over 4 million viewers next week, so whatever it ends up being will show how many viewers they've actually lost this past year.

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  151. So Jeff Hardy falling off the cage onto the steel steps has gone viral, at least on Facebook (it's been a trending topic for a while now on their little "trending topics" sidebar).

    But the kicker is, the trending headline is: "Jeff Hardy: WWE wrestler knocked out after falling from top of cage onto steel steps during match."



    So yeah, if Jeff Hardy ends up killing himself in a TNA ring, WWE is going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE, you guys.

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  152. *Picard facepalm*

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  153. Well it wouldn't even make any sense at this point which why Bella vs. Bella is such a disaster. If I recall correctly one of Nikki's major issues (for which Brie should have "DIED IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBB) was Brie being married to DB and throwing it in her face.


    Then Brie joined Nikki with no real explanation, so I take that as Brie agreed Daniel was a goatfaced loser??

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  154. 18 years from now we'll be talking about how tired we are of Roman Reigns being a Main Eventer. Half the blog will disagree and point out how he's been such a great company man. He's just like Kane even! He never complained about any gimmicks we gave him. His god damn catch phrase for 4 years was SUFFERING SUCCOTASH. The guy is a good company man and he deserves his respect.

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  155. It's too bad that it wasn't Bret who had sex with Stephanie. She could look at him with tears in her eyes saying that it was the best sex she had ever had.

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  156. Blood is thicker than water and telling your sister you wish she died in the womb.

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  157. Vince didn't like it? Wow, I've never heard that before. It's such a killer promo! "For the Sids, and the Hulk Hogans, now it's Ric Flair's time, and you all pay homage to the man!" Jeez, how do you not like that?

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  158. We need something since Bray Wyatt stopped Sister Abigail & pinning Dean Ambrose. Icepacks & brass rings will only sustain us for so long.

    *wink*

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  159. No, it'll be s low build over the year, and come on, Vince wouldn't think twice.

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  160. Matt_INDEED's ZOMBIEJanuary 12, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    Why did Vince not like it? Was it because it was so awesome, people would like a heel because of it?

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  161. "Trust me to get you where you need to be. And we got there."

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  162. One of our basketball analysts at the network is named Lamar Hurd, who has a segment called Hurd Mentality

    Damn I wish it was called Ya Hurd?! instead

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  163. Mt. Rushmore of Wrestling: Flair, Hogan, Rock, Austin.

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  164. "The story of this game, is that it was played."

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  165. TNA will likely promote the hell out of it when it finally airs... a month from now.

    ...And get a 0.3 rating.

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  166. "Here to induct Macho Man Randy Savage into the Hall of Fame -- Stephanie McMahon!"


    *audible gasp*

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  167. Matt_INDEED's ZOMBIEJanuary 12, 2015 at 10:47 AM

    Except for that 88-yard catch against the Steelers off the Tebow pass to win the game. But ya know, other than that.

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  168. If I could exploit a loophole for tax write offs Id do it too

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  169. "When we decided to run with Macho on top in 1989 people said we were crazy, but we knew, we knew he'd be a huge star. When we suggested a year long angle to culminate at the following years Sports Entertainment Mania he thought our idea was amazing!"


    Who's this we bitch?

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  170. Lamar You Know ☆

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  171. I've never heard why, just one of those things I've heard over the years. I think they bring it up in the OSW Review of the '92 Rumble.

    If I had to guess it's because it's kind of a babyface promo. That, or Vince just didn't like crazy worked-up Flair? No idea really.

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  172. LOL I didn't even consider that, they'll be able to capitalize on their viral presence in...4 weeks lold

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  173. See I would actually buy that in 1989... SHE WANTED HIM ON TOP!

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  174. Randy being dumb enough to fall for a thirteen year old...not impossible

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  175. Waiting for Wyatt to drop a 16 ton anvil onto Ambrose and completely flattening him in their next match. When the refs remove the anvil from Ambrose, he is bobbing up and down like an accordion with realistic sound effects.

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  176. "Even at that age she was dubbed the sexiest woman that has ever or will ever live" - Whoever they interview for her documentary

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  177. Matt_INDEED's ZOMBIEJanuary 12, 2015 at 10:52 AM

    Hmm....interesting.

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  178. Why do I have the feeling that the real story on the rift between Vince & Macho is way tamer than the speculation. I still say he tea-bagged Vince.

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  179. Plus it took up sooooooo much tv time during the summer/fall.

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  180. What's your entrance theme?

    I call dibs on Steve Blackman's old music.

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  181. Macho Man Randy Savage is on the front page of WWE.com. At least that's a bright spot.

    Okay, so after he is inducted who is the most notable WWE Hall of Fame omission? Freebirds? Lou Thesz? Ivan Koloff? Stan Hansen? Demolition?

    ...And no, it's not the Mountie.

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  182. Lamar's Lamenting

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  183. He took a shit on Vince's bus and didn't flush.

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  184. Uwe Boll is the Uwe Boll of directors.

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  185. That deserves its own category. Dumbest way someone lost a match. Hell, it can be the dumbest way Ambrose lost a match and you could have 3 or 4 choices

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  186. Of course. Randy booked a comedy gig and he forgot to OK it with the office.

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  187. Freebirds & Demolition.


    Plus, what's it gonna take to put the Rock N' Roll Express and Midnight Express in?

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  188. Bang Bang by Nicki Minaj and Grande, get the crowd on their feet and thrusting their pelvises.

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  189. "Taking a Macho shit, McMahon!"

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  190. Traditionally TNA would tell people to check it out on YouTube, where it'd get a whopping 8000 views.

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