Monday, January 26, 2015

Monday Night Open Mic

Howdy Blog O' Doom!

#Snowmageddon2015 claims another one!

Well not here in Florida where I'm currently shivering with these temperatures in the low 60s. Thank god for the sunshine.

Rumble last night. First and foremost the title 3-way was tremendous stuff. All three guys brought their best games and really tried to tear the house down. Seeing a Phoenix Splash for the first time was pretty incredible too. I enjoyed pretty much every aspect of that match, especially the way Rollins and Cena resorted to doing anything possible to stop Brock. It was great action and a fun story of survival.

The Rumble itself...all right I'm in the crowd that is fine with Reigns winning. The execution of the win was atrocious. Between the Rock save and the return of Rusev (it was cute when Santino did it but it shouldn't be something tried every couple of years) everything felt flat. A classic case of doing too much when they just should have stuck with him winning in the most logical way they could. Yes the fans were going to be upset if Bryan didn't win. Fans have had their favorites lose Rumbles in the past. And running in a town like Philly is always a little unpredictable so you can't necessarily cater to that crowd's wants and needs because like some e-mailer suggested they might have been cool with Zack Ryder winning.

There were good things in the Rumble. The Bubba Ray/R-Truth stuff was fun. I thought Bray Wyatt worked his ass off as the iron man and they completely botched what should have been a significant elimination.

The bad is far more numerous. Again no issue with Reigns winning or Bryan being eliminated but being dumped at the halfway mark was stupid. Pat Patterson tried booking it with Hogan in 1989 and saw the match energy drain and never made the same mistake again with a dominate fan favorite. Even if Bryan isn't winning, his elimination has to be significant and someone has to be in a position to get serious heel heat off of it. In my opinion they gave Kane and Big Show the spot that Rusev should have been in. We'll do a quick rebook to draw out my thoughts:

Final Eight: Bryan, Wyatt, Rusev, Ziggler, Kane, Big Show, Ambrose, Reigns

Ziggler enters number 30 and hits his big moves, gets stopped by Kane on a chokeslam attempt, kicks him low and hits the fameasser. Kane gets up staggers to the ropes and is eliminated on a Dolph super kick. Down to seven.

Wyatt and Reigns are fighting in a corner over an elimination. Ambrose and Bryan are working on Big Show. Rusev knocks down Dolph with a closeline. Ambrose and Bryan get Show off his feet and Ambrose goes for Dirty Deeds and gets eliminated when Show blocks it and flips him over his shoulder. Bryan starts a kick combo on Show, ducks a knockout punch and kicks him in the face to send him staggering to the ropes. Bryan hits the running knee to eliminate show and turns into kick by Rusev that sends him to a shocking elimination.

Ziggler, Reigns, Wyatt and Rusev are your final four. They pair off in traditional face-heel sides with Ziggler and Wyatt fighting in one corner and Rusev-Reigns in the other. And from there I would probably have Wyatt eliminating Ziggler off a counter for the fameasser and doing a 2-on-1 short segment with some heel miscommunication, Reigns eliminates Wyatt first and Rusev last to win.

Is the crowd going to go apeshit crazy for Reigns? Probably not, but Rusev eliminating Bryan should have shifted a lot of heel heat on him and got the crowd eager to see him eliminated. Wyatt eliminating Ziggler should have shifted heat on him too. So Reigns looks more favorable in the end.

Maybe my biggest problem was beyond Reigns they had the chance to really cement Rusev as top heel too and they failed on that end. I thought Rusev really should have been the heel of that match, eliminating Bryan, dumping a couple other popular faces. He was the right guy to get that opportunity and they blew it there as well.

Maybe they should bring Patterson back in just to book this match. Or make the bookers watch the previous Rumbles.

Anyway TV tonight

RAW Live from Stamford Studios!

NHL still on All-Star Break, only 5 NBA games as two were postponed.

Australian Open tennis is getting to the Round of 16/quarterfinals.

Super Bowl coverage as the New England Deflatriots continue to proclaim innocence.

New Gotham, etc. etc.

Tonight's Independent Lens documentary is on Sex Trafficking.

Enjoy and keep is somewhat clean!

3,494 comments:

  1. "Tonight's Independent Lens documentary is on Sex Trafficking."

    What...is there a signup list somewhere or something?

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  2. I'll be watching Bob Ross tonight

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  3. So that MetsFan guy on reddit (who leaked all of last night to a T by the way) is now saying that Bryan was told he was to be in the Final Four and that during the match they called an audible and Bray was told to eliminate him

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  4. I found R-Truth get the tables to be downright insulting.


    You KNOW Vince was like eh what's the difference?

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  5. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    I posted this in another thread, but I'm interested in peoples' opinions...

    If you had to take fifteen people from the WWE system (main roster or NXT) and build a foundation for a brand new promotion, who do you take and why?

    I'm taking Bryan, Rollins, Cesaro, Wyatt, Balor, Zayn, Neville, Owens, Reigns, Ambrose, Ziggler, Harper, Sasha Banks, Charlotte and Paige. Let the three divas do their thing while new women are
    trained properly. Let Bryan, Wyatt, Ambrose and Rollins go on top. Have Reigns, Cesaro, Balor and Ziggler positioned in the upper mid card. Have Zayn v. Owens immediately, and then make Neville the king of a serious cruiserweight division.

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  6. If that's true, it was stupid. Bray has the last two wins on DBry; no need for that, and the crowd would have been happier if DBry had lasted til the top 4.

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  7. Eh. I would have preferred to see Devon, but it was cool seeing the schtick. However, I would have been fine with Bubba just making an appearance and kicking some ass. Would have been nice if he had lasted longer, actually.

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  8. Vince has been behind the wheel for a long time and he's guided it through some great times and he was a great driver for many years. But you drive long enough and hard enough and burn the candle at both ends like Vince and eventually you get road weary and you start falling asleep at the wheel. Last night Vince fell asleep at the wheel and crash the sumbitch through an angry congregation in Philadelphia.

    It's time for someone new to get their hands on the wheel.

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  9. Don't forget two hour block of Lucha at 8:30.


    Aztec Warfare is one of the two hours.

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  10. A guy who pretends to be the Miz is substantially more over than the guy being groomed as the Next Big Thing.

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  11. That's incredibly stupid. Unprofessional too. He's an important part of the match. If they audibled that I'm happy it bit them in the ass.

    Two days ago I would have said there's no way that's true, they aren't that stupid.

    I'm wiser now than I was then.

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  12. Oh man, you'd think they'd learn to stop fucking over their top guys at the Rumble

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  13. It's still amazing that they book Roman like a monster last year and just make him look like the luckiest fuck in the world this time.

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  14. I'm really curious how WWE is going to pull this show off tonight. Three hours of talking would be brutal.

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  15. What's really amazing to me is they took what was working for him, tossed it out the window, and gave him the "standard smiling babyface" playbook.

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  16. Can't be much worse than last night

    (Sure it can, I just want to tempt fate here)

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  17. I expect I'll end up playing a video game or two instead of watching the full 3 hours of shit steaming.

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  18. YOU GET TO BE JOHN CENA, *YOU* GET TO BE JOHN CENA, EVERYONE GETS TO BE JOHN CENA

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  19. Wasn't Pat Patterson in town last night for some kind of birthday celebration?

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  20. It looked to me like he wasnt supposed to be eliminated in that spot. It was such a weak elimination and he looked legit surprised. I could be wrong....

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  21. Can they just change a major point like that though halfway through the match? I find that hard to believe...

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  22. I would love to hear what Stone Cold thinks about if they tried to make him a smiling babyface in 1998

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  23. You're right, it is fucking cold in Florida tonight!

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  24. I won't be in a way that is creative and/or interesting.

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  25. I'm going to take a peak just to see what they do. If I had to guess, it'll be the preshow set up and they'll do panel interview with superstars and then throw it to best of matches.


    Good lord, if they just do THREE HOURS of recaps, it's a stone cold lock for 2015 Gooker Award

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  26. I can just see Alex Riley with bags under his eyes, mentally and emotionally drained from the Team Chew-Out from Vince. He just starts the show with a cracking voice: "Fuck it. Everything in WWEShop is free. We're sorry."

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  27. I wonder how many times Booker will say "Shucky Ducky Quack Quack" tonight.

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  28. Fan reports were saying he was legit pissed walking off the ramp, more than kayfabe stuff

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  29. That's the first 20 minutes.

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  30. We oughta be ashamed for calling it cold tonight in Florida...

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  31. It's almost more like they watched old tapes of Rocky Maiva, couldn't figure out why it failed, and figured they'd give it another shot.

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  32. Yeah, MetsFan seems to be on the level...and possibly Cole... So I believe most stuff he posts on squaredcircle

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  33. Sure, because he wasn't winning it anyway. I can believe Vince panicked and wanted him out early so the crowd could get it out of their system but how wrong he was with that

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  34. I promise to bail after the 2nd one.

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  35. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    Renee Young talking about Lawler/Funk matches on Twitter makes me hard in ways I can't even explain. I would wreck her ass for all times and make her the New and Improved Misses Biff.

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  36. We're gonna do Rocky Maivia but we're gonna get it right this time!

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  37. I admit to being curious about what they'll do.

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  38. watch this tonight


    http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/2trqe3/a_replay_of_rawlternative_will_be_available_for/

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  39. It was just so dumb. By all means, he can be eliminated but at least make it matter. He was treated like an afterthought ....

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  40. I'm originally from NY so I am ashamed but it's still fucking cold!

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  41. If they actually wrestle and cut promos in an empty gym with a ring inside the Stamford compound, that may be the greatest train wreck of all time.

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  42. You can't handle that ride Biffy. Now step aside so Renee can pay homage to the man!

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  43. I am too, this is like NY September weather though...

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  44. Aztec Warfare was tremendous, and not only better than last night's Rumble, but one of the best rumble-or rumble-esque matches I've ever seen. So well booked, so many stories/wrestlers were highlighted.

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  45. Some fellows from Queens have a misspelling of a word for you. S-A-W-F-T

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  46. I stopped saying that about WWE because they just go lower every single week.

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  47. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Pay homage to the man? All 2.5 inches, eh? Yowzah, boss!

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  48. Roman Reigns cannot wrestle singles matches so I'm in the crowd that is definitely not ok with him winning it.

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  49. King made me laugh last night. First time in years.


    "Paul Heyman's in great shape. Round is a shape"

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  50. I can see Vince arguing, "HEY THEY'RE BOTH BLACK."

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  51. Good God almighty!

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  52. She'll be wooooing until every last inch WOOO!

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  53. It annoys me that I have to tune in just to see what they are going to show tonight. I'm intrigued!

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  54. Go-home shows, especially for SmackDown, seem to be the hardest for me to do in TEW

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  55. Yes. It's one of the reasons refs have earpieces. It happens more often than you would think.

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  56. The car is on the FASTLANE.

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  57. I'd definitely be King of her Funk.

    Yeesh, terrible.

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  58. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Robin Williams: Live on Broadway just came to mind.

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  59. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    She'd get my branding iron every nice, and twice on Sunday.

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  60. We should probably write Raw in real time, segment by segment. When it airs next week, we might be shocked at how close we come.

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  61. It could be three hours of J&J playing WWE Immortals and it'd be better than the Rumble or RAW.

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  62. I have comcast and every episode is on demand in HD. Best promotion in America right now.

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  63. Rebook wasn't bad, though I think that would lead to Rusev-Bryan, which either gives Rusev a loss or gives people even more reason to complain when Bryan loses (especially if it's Cena or Reigns who eventually beats Rusev). I still don't think the heel miscommunication is what Reigns needed: Reigns got over by being a badass hitting big spots. Just let him hulk up and destroy whichever 2 heels are left in there (Kane and Show would fit better); the double elimination spot would have been better for an underdog like Ziggler or even Ambrose (I wouldn't have given it to Bryan, either).


    Thought Rusev looked pretty good until he was booked like an idiot to, after recovering on the outside, charge at a guy that uses a Spear.

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  64. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    This is the kind of night where they need to just start throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks. Build a ring in the building somewhere, get employees to act as fan plants, and do an Iron Man Match to kill time, Rollins versus Bryan. (Fan Mode *OFF*)

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  65. Hell yeah man. Like when some crew got stranded or whatever happened so Cena and Shawn went 50 minutes.

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  66. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Exactly.

    You've got time to kill, so fucking make the most of it. A three hour talking head show with dumbass clips will just piss more people off. How about use this one-off to appeal to the demographic that's screaming bloody murder and throw them a bon mot or something.

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  67. I bet Devons roided up physique kept him out.

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  68. They should pull an ION and show Batman and Robin in a three hour slot


    ALL RIGHT EVERYONE! CHILL!

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  69. If they have a Live match tonight i'll be shocked.


    They'll probably replay the Rumble match,show that Wrestlemania 30 Rewind Doc and blather on the rest of the time. That's best case scenario stuff too in my eyes.

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  70. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE!"

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  71. Metsfan says the initial Final Four was supposed to be Reigns/Bryan/Bray/Big Show then they decided Reigns eliminating Kane and Big Show at the same time was a better visual for the front page of newz sites and stuff and could be the big moment, sothey audibled the Kane/Big Show tandem and wanted them to throw everyone out decisively to make the Roman win make him look even stronger, hence the shitting on Ambrose, Ziggler and Bray

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  72. What a bunch of dumb fucks

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  73. I cannot believe that the WWE can be so tone-deaf. On the other hand, I can completely believe that the WWE can be so tone-deaf.

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  74. Why have Bryan comeback for the rumble??? No one expected him to be back this soon. Have him come back the raw after the rumble, and have him save a face from heel sheamus. Build that to wrestlemania.

    They completey screwed up reigns big moment for no reason!

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  75. It's nice to know their shitting on Ambrose, Ziggler, and Bray wasn't planned ahead of time! Also good to hear their Bryan elimination wssnt done out of malice, just an audible!

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  76. THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! NO WONDER YOU GETS D'S IN EVERYTHING

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  77. Watching Sons of Liberty that started on The History Channel last night. It's all right so far, I suppose.

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  78. Watching the new Brooklyn Nine Nine since I missed it last night. Amazing! This damn show brother.

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  79. I read that Andy was basically begging Amy Pohler to come on the show after Parks is done, I thought of you lol

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  80. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    "Go Fuck Yourself, WWE."

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  81. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    He's a Mets fan, he's not used to making a whole lot of sense...

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  82. IM AFRAID THAT MY CONDITION HAS LEFT ME COOOOOLD TO YOUR PLEAS OF MERCY

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  83. Reigns elimination of Big Show/Kane ended up looking like shit too.


    Compare it to HBK dumping Vader/Yokozuna, This years spot was slow motion bullshit.

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  84. Just saw the post-show from last night. Was there any particular reason Rock was being such a dick to Tom Phillips?

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  85. I dunno if you guys remember or if anyone has said this, but the way reigns was booked last night is basically the same way Lashley was booked to win the ECW title at that shitty December PPV years ago. Popular competitors (punk and rvd) eliminated early to give the corporate darling face more big ass heels to overcome. And who was the main big heel again? Yup, the big show.

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  86. He just looked thrown off from being booed out of the building

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  87. I'm lukewarm on that. Im not crazy about Amy all the time but guest stars on 99 are usually aces(aside from Nick Cannon)

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  88. Rock is usually a dick to the interviewers.

    Though, it's been said he was pretty unhappy with the changes to the show last night.

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  89. 00:21 here in the UK, and no way I can get off to sleep having just watched that abomination of a Royal Rumble

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  90. I think Rock was legitimately angry they brought him in to waste some of his heat on this. When Rock hears boos like that he has lost ticket sales in his head.

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  91. He should be used to that. It's happened a few times to him over the years.

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  92. He's done that for years, sir. It used to actually bug me.

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  93. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Tom Phillips was in the wrong place at the wrong time, as Rock took it all out on him.

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  94. Goddamn Big Show. Why can't they get he is a main event killer, and not the good kind

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  95. MetsFan is now reporting that I made up everything I said in my last two posts, lol

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  96. I think it was more him getting booed just for who he was supporting. He rarely gets siphoned XPac Heat

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  97. Neither could anyone last night.

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  98. Big Show wanted to tap out to Punk early in the match to not only put over Punk but to make the new champion guaranteed now really play into the rest of the match.


    Vince shot it down even though Show's contract was coming up and he was looking at taking a break.

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  99. You have to see him in person to appreciate how big of a main event killer that he is.

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  100. It would be totally awesome if a snow plow pulled into the arena and out jumps Ambrose wearing a snow parka and boots.

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  101. I've been a fan since the mid-90s, so I'm familiar with how Rock treats interviewers, but it never seemed that uncomfortably confrontational before.


    He seemed genuinely irritated, and even called out to a few people watching the interview in the hall to stop laughing, that they were live. It was just so strange and uncharacteristic for Rock to be so off his game.

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  102. http://youtu.be/iLp3YkxsUmc

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  103. It's kind of a testament to what a disaster the Rumble was when it even threw THE ROCK, of all fucking people, off his game.

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  104. BoD Rumble Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  105. Frying pan hands et al

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  106. Yup. I remember. Seven years later same shortsighted booking.

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  107. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    Thank God, a competent wrestling promotion saves the day.

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  108. So here's another problem I have with this: I can totally see McMahon going to Daniel Bryan and saying, "we're gonna toss you early, you're not winning the Rumble," just to see his reaction and want him to fight for the spot. And since he didn't, you know he got tossed. Like it was a test or something to see if he would go grab the brass ring, or be a lazy millenilal.

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  109. His forehead is the size of a monster truck muffler.

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  110. Any word yet on what tonight's show will amount to?

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  111. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    I imagine that Snowmaggedon 2015 is keeping me from paying for a Yaris again.

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  112. Well, he pretty much smiled when he called for the off-camera laughter to stop. This wasn't nearly as bad as stuff he did to Coachman. personally, I didn't think he seemed irritated, as much as he couldn't figure out if he should go into full blown heel mode or not. God knows he can.

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  113. Tonight I am the 1

    As in I'm doing a Billy Gunn impression

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  114. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    So guys, provided WWE 'Raw' tonight is a shitfest, do we have a backup show planned?

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  115. Roman Reigns helicopter dicking it for three hours.

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  116. Roman Reigns once wrestles Randy Orton in a **3/4 star affair. That is his greatest singles match to date. #wrestlemaniaheadliner

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  117. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Interviews and clips, no live matches.

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  118. He seemed like an unfunny dick and didn't do anything to make me cheer for him or Roman.

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  119. Consider this BoD: Do you really want your Bod Mania Main Eventer being someone that can't change a tire?


    The choice for a push is clear.

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  120. To Catch a Preda--*gets shot by Marv*

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  121. My backup show is either GTAV or Ncaa College Football 14.

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  122. The Interview is on Netflix now. I was thinking of checking out what made all those NK angry. Also MERICA!

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  123. Heh, seems like a Vince thing to do. Especially when he's personally writing promos for his chosen one and complaining how people don't earn things anymore.

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  124. they'll show that one Survivor Series match where Reigns eliminated everyone on the opposing team over and over and over and aover

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  125. Lol I was thinking of playing some NCAA tonight too

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  126. That is his only PPV singles match to date, isn't it?

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  127. I would have loved to see Raw just for this...

    http://i.imgur.com/fFkRAa2.jpg

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  128. Hey dick we're partners. Don't Jannetty me asshole. I'm not getting any haircuts.

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  129. Benoit tribute show

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  130. That's a WWE HALL OF FAMER right there folks!

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  131. Every man for himself! No hesitation! No surrender!

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  132. Normally, I'd figure on finishing up homework tonight, but I got it done yesterday.

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  133. OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT

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  134. Hope we get a Muthaship style show tonight. I'd actually leave work early for that.

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  135. Thundergun leaves no man behind!

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  136. ThebrazilianpsychoJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    Finally I bought my 360, playing UFC 3 non-stop. My made dad in the UFC CAF, he's on the Heavyweight division.

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  137. What the...where did you even get this idea?

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  138. Might be. But I'm including any and all singles matches that were televised in any form

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  139. I refuse to believe that's even a little bit possible.


    Not because it's not plausible, but rather because it seems so unlikely that they'd be able to just entirely rebook the match in the middle of it like that. One or two spots, sure. But not the entire story of the latter half of the match.

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  140. So, how many people do you guys think cancelled their Network subscriptions last night and today? Enough to make Vince think he fucked up?

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  141. Me too, but I remembered I graduated a year and a half ago b(^_^)

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  142. Oh, hey. Silver lining. Nice.


    I'm figuring I either win, or someone distracts me with ice cream.

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  143. One (1) singles match on PPV and they give him Rumble ----> WM. Because of his hair and who his relatives are.

    Grab that brass ring, baby!

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  144. Dude. You can't even shop offline.


    Shaddap.

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  145. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:30 PM

    Apparently not

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  146. I did. I think there are at least a few others around here.


    That being said I still expect to watch Mania, they just don't get to count me as part of their numbers during their precious investor calls anymore.

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  147. Anything other than Brock beating the living shit out of Reigns at Wrestlemania and I'm going to boo very loudly at my laptop screen

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  148. Hey, Vince wants to show off how impressive Roman is.

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  149. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    Screw you guys, I'm going home to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

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  150. Hopefully there's bicycles involved

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  151. Is this snow worse than what trashed Buffalo?


    Also, I will admit that the gov't issuing a "travel ban" irritates me. You want to say something like, "Travel at your own risk; conditions are dangerous", fine.


    Fuckers.

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  152. Gotta have more arenas to do what Philly did. Where they are on Thursday, Denver on Monday, etc. Sucks they've got a momentum killing blizzard giving 'em a hand, but.

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  153. If it was trending like that then there must have been a few. Not everyone will be full of shit.

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  154. Or that assignment on the Greater Albany Medical Center 6th Floor Surgical Unit Connect Four Tournament.

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  155. "Last night's CONTROVERSIAL Royal Rumble." Oh fuck, it begins.

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  156. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    Kensington Enterprises' Dirty Bastards are Ready to Rise.

    Pralines and Pussy Tour 2015. Bitches gonna get Stitches.

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  157. Considering what we got last night, they didn't have a story to scuttle to begin with

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  158. No one chooses to be superior, it just happens.

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  159. POLARIZING! Everyone's got an opinion on him, Maggle!

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  160. I can only account for myself and say that I cancelled last night. Will it make Vince notice or change? Hell if I know. But I don't cotton to paying for something I don't enjoy and that upsets me.

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  161. Exactly. Kevin Kelly still probably has nightmares.

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  162. 30 minutes to Elite: Dangerous here. It's a great alternative to RAW.

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  163. THE WWE UNIVERSE IS PASSIONATE

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  164. Nine-Nine fans! There's a Kwazy Cupcakes app!!!!

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  165. As much shit as we give Cole, he's SOOOOO much better in front of a camera than just about all of WWE's other announcer geeks besides Renee Young.

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  166. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    According to the WWE, the actual cancellations were minimal. At the same time, their servers crashed under the weight of mass cancellations last night, so they're probably full of shit. Either way, they'll just put their head down and plow forward anyhow.

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  167. find the Beyond Wrestling youtube page, they are streaming 3 hours of indie matches tonight

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  168. Uh. No. Hard work is involved.


    But, you wouldn't know.

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  169. You're goddamn right.


    Superior people never do!

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  170. You think his partners are dumb enough to fall for the same event excuse twice?


    ... of course they are! Otherwise they would not be challenging the BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD!

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  171. Well he has been employed for 18 years or so with thousands of hours of on air time.


    It's sorta hard not be better/more comfortable after all that.

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  172. Mmm yeah, Renee is way to good for WWE. She'll parlay this into a real job if she's smart.

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  173. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Outside of Vince and Kevin Dunn screaming in a new audio track, they have to come up with something to explain how dead wrong they got last night.

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  174. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    I will weep manly tears the day she leaves the WWE. Mostly because it means more Tom Phillips and Byron Saxton.

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  175. So, uh, is Abeyance around? I'm afraid I've got some bad news for him.

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  176. "It's a fine line between stupid and clever."


    - Spinal Tap


    It wasn't *that* different from the shit he used to do. It apparently just didn't work for lots of folks.

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  177. Welcome to 2005 Brazil.

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  178. Some of those Buffalo pictures were impressive

    https://33.media.tumblr.com/4925eb713ce736cdc0c3bf31a63ce7a5/tumblr_nf8s88RMxw1txz3wmo1_500.jpg

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  179. Start a new YES movement.

    Cancel the WWE Network? YES YES YES YES YES YES!!

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  180. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    You didn't get the memo, eh? I was meeting with NY State Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver when he was arrested by the Feds. I'm stuck in Albany County lock-up while they interview me and determine what I know.

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  181. So the Bryan audible rumor was a goof? Damn you people, go back to your shanties. lol

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  182. Gotham and i've got Black Sails season 2 premiere already downloaded and ready to go.

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  183. Yeah, I'd totally believe anything WWE says, along with "one million subscribers", "we listen to our fans", and "Cesaro doesn't connect with audiences".

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  184. Fuckin Marv bro.

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