Good game between the Rockets and Trailblazers tonight. NBA League Pass is great.
At the Lightning game, they are baking the Ducks.
I should've known some bullshit would quash a vacation. If I still had a towel to throw in, I'd take a shit on it and throw it.
When is Wrestlemania 13 starting
Anyone in favor of waiting until 7:45ish EST or 8:00 before putting on Mania 13? Does anyone care?
Bruins-Habs staring in 10 minutes
Jim Cornette endorses the Heart Attack Grillehttp://youtu.be/wnY19jP1DekThat "...slicker than cum on a gold tooth." is a new one to me.
works for me.
Okay, there we go
Are they using an orange glaze?
Yeah, they were definitely trying to get people to think the Black Scorpion was Ultimate Warrior.
Question for the boxing / MMA people...Can a fighter still get a license if s/he is colorblind? What about hard of hearing? Epileptic? For some reason I was watching boxing the other day and just started wondering about that.
I think they used kind of a teriyaki jerk coating
Hard of hearing, yes. Matt Hammil was a deaf fighter and a UFC mainstay for a few years.
"Former tag team partner from Sting's past, mentioned California and Tulsa" that fits Warrior to a T.
Good for me
Yup, that's good.
Austin-Bret from Maia 13 with Austin's audio commentary: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ap2si_stone-cold-vs-bret-hart-wrestlemania-13-with-austin-s-commentary_sport
So fucking good and a stellar example of what should be on the Network and isn't.
WM 13 starting at 7:30 eastern, fair? So, the only good thing at...9:30 eastern? lol
Didn't Vince want no blood in this match, but Bret and Steve did it anyways. Too bad wrestlers can't do this now.
7:45, I thought we said below
Bret did that a LOT.
They would if they would just grab the brass ring.
Oops, didn't see it. My bad.
I'd love audio commentaries with both guys in the match involved. You're right, it would be perfect content for the network.
It's funny how Bret criticizes people working off script repeatedly in Hitman and then "but I knew blood was appropriate here, so fuck it." I mean, he was right, but.
He was good at it. I think he wrote how he would gig high into his hairline so you couldn't tell if it was hardway or deliberate. Unlike Flair who would just scrape it along his forehead willy nilly.And Bret carried the blade in his MOUTH during a match! That's hardcore!
I would love to watch 13 with you all but the law of chronological network viewing clearly forbids me from doing so. Instead, I'll be watching Rumble 91.
Sounds like he has a problem with people who (in his mind) don't know what they're doing going off-script. Bret, of course, always knows what he's doing.
Watching Stone Cold's Broken Skull Ranch show. This is some good stuff
Random tip: don't ever make what is clearly as joke about not getting head from relatives. Some stupid asshole might think you're being serious.
Hey I liked the Chicago Street Fight.
You'll be with us in spirit.
Just saw american sniper. Great movie. Shows the true trauma a soldier and his family have to go through
This a weird sexual thing?
He didn't exactly help himself in the Black History discussion earlier, either.
Could you write another paragraph explaining why your mom won't suck your dick. I didn't quite get it.
Can we just say it's the John Cena of film and be done with it?
Hope so, those are the only really fun sexual things.
I think it's my fault. I'm the one who brought up the New Jack-Terri thing and got us started down that road.
I insist.(fuck the "you have already made this comment" bullshit.)
So apparently Michael Sam has a one-year offer from a Canadian league team, but he may turn it down in favor of going to this new NFL veteran combine thing and take his chances of getting picked up by an NFL team. What would you do in that situation? Take the CFL job or risk it for the NFL job?
Ahmed thoughts:Watching all of these it looks like he was scheduled to win the championship from Vader the day after SSlam96 before he got hurt. If guess Sid still gets a run at SS so who does Ahmed fight inbetween? A Vader rematch? Bulldog or Owen? Austin?
Somebody was shopping at Ricky Morton's rat lineups in the 80s.
Only if Adam Curry gets his mom to suck him off.
Risk it. CFL will still be there.
Faarooq definitely. Injury or not, they were starting that angle.
Chris Havel of WDUZ in Green Bay is reporting that the Packers will promote offensive coordinator Tom Clements to associate head coach and give him the play calling responsibilities Hopefull there'll be no more 18 yard field goals.
Don't hurt yourself
Bret: Utmost professional unless asked to job or not cut himself.
Say "What" if you sleep with your sister.
Your bills are still gonna be there too, though. I might take the sure thing.
Wasn't he supposed to drop the IC belt to Farooq at SS?
The CFL barely covers your bills.
Glen4321... you just might want to chalk this up as a bad or off day and sleep it off.
Think so. And he had a title shot in the next Raw.
Better than no income at all.
ah. Can't see him winning on Raw though. In 1996 that was going to be a run-in finish
I miss drama?! Shit. I always miss drama.
The wheels are falling off.
Most of you didnt even read the message Adam posted. He is misrepresenting it.
Meh whatever. I still love the guy's matches.
I loved almost every second of it. I had #3 for 2014.
Could've sworn McCarthy had a rep for gambling almost as big as Sean Payton and Ron Rivera. Suddenly he lost his balls, it's weird.
He's been having a time of it today...
What was 1 and 2
That's simplifying Montreal. Let's not pull a Screamer here
Deflated balls seem to be the norm in the NFL nowadays...
Rona Barrett and Elizabeth's interview at Wrestlemania 6 is annoying.
"More random thoughts: broads that won't suck dick are fucking useless. They don't even really have to be good at it, just make the effort. If I wanted to deal with a woman that will cook for me and do my laundry and not suck me off I'd still be living with my mother."Original by Adam Curry."How do you know your mother won't suck you off?"Your response.Try again.
If they don't resign Randall Cobb, Rodgers or not, that will be a big loss.
Rivera only gambled cause he was about to get fired. Once he got off the hot seat he went back to being the same shitty conservative coach he's always been.
Whiplash and Boyhood.
That was a joke dumbass. Jesus fucking Christ. That wasnt meant to be a literal question.
I've said stupid shit and blown up a time or two myself on this blog. I'm just saying that rather than swimming upstream in defending yourself, sometimes it's just easier to say "whatever," go to sleep, and show up a day or two later.
Reese's cereal and Mania 13. Yup, I'm 16 again. On the plus side porn loads faster.
Talking about the wheels falling off, the Bulls, up 16 after 1Q, are now tied with Orlando after 3Q. ORLANDO, lol.
Who played Jesse Ventura?
Bret Hart did jobs, come on.He refused one, famously, because of circumstances that he felt strongly about and because he thought that his contract afforded him the right to.
Leave it to Ric Flair to blade while wearing a mask.
I think you're looking at an entirely different fall of 96 with Ahmed on top as champion, maybe against Vader and Farooq and a heel-turned Shawn Michaels.
After the Black History crap earlier, you lost that benefit of the doubt, at least for today.
Still need to see whiplash; didn't like boyhood
Good point. Least my guy wears the gambler hat proudly! lol
No, not at all. I just randomly said that chicks that won't give head are useless, and that if I wanted to live with a woman that went blow me I would have never moved out of my mother's house. Now see, my mom is gay and is married to another woman, so dick isn't her thing. That's the joke, see... I called him an idiot in a joking manner, just I've called everyone here a wanker or asshole or dickhead or whatever. Like if we all actually knew each other, I'd be like "eat a dick, asshole" and you'd tell me to go fuck myself and we'd both laugh and move on. But this clown seriously thought I was talking about my own mother performing oral sex on me.
McCarthy was always a vanilla type play caller.
You think I was literally asking him to explain why his mom wont suck his dick?
Piss off guy he was a Canadian Hero.
Now listen here playa. I'm putting you in a match with adam Curry no DQ later on tonight.
I honestly do not give a shit.Also, die.
Having grown up in the area, it's so weird that the Seahawks are, like, a big deal. Just today I've seen article about how Ndamukong Suh wants to play for Seattle, and Darrelle Revis could end up in Seattle.
To be fair, the Magic have...uh...um...who do they have again?
This is basically a long IYH with a legendary match in between.
Convince Bravo! or E! they should be covering football, then you can write your own ticket as their sports reporter.
This is a little extreme.
Me too. People are going nuts around here!
Boyhood is extraordinary. Whiplash is an experience
As soon as you go to the ghetto part of wherever you live and talk your bullshit I'll right on that.
A giant pile of shit with a diamond on top.
Two legendary matches
The Rosemont Horizon! Screw you, Allstate!
What's the second?
Hey, we were asking about you. What was the end result of that asshole Wii U thief situation?
Maivia vs the Sultan is really considered legendary now?
I love this song. Didnt Linda McMahon use this as her theme?
A lot of dish wishes getting thrown around today...
I missed that one. Please don't tell me it wasn't one of those, "Why isn't there a White History Month?" lines of thinking...
That is a pretty decent hardcore match.
+1 on the pr0n thing. I think it might be time to start back dating again. I'm becoming too familiar with the ladies of the adult film industry
Chicago Street Fight
Face Godwinns. BOO. The heel Godwinns withtheir Deliverance music were way better.
'93, time for WrestleMania
True that's pretty good
Did she ever have a theme?
It was mostly joking bullshit, except for where our new target decided to tell someone else to die, then doubled down on the asshole.
Sid vs. Sphincter This is the match where he allegedly pooped himself, right?
Yeah she did. Hilarious they thought she needed a theme.
Ray Rougeau, BABAY!
When did these idiots finally turn heel?
What's good for the goose is even better for the gander.
He actually got mad about someone saying white history month.This is stupid. Everybody calm down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkEgUmk08YCornette on Hart/Austin. "My favorite WWF match the entire time I was there. It was dirty, it was real, you felt it, you believed it. I love that fuckin' match."
"She's a lesbian. Like straight up legally married to another woman lesbian. And how in the fuck would that work anyway? What am I supposed to do, call her up and be like "hey mom, if you're not busy later you mind stopping by and sucking my dick real fast?" Fucking idiot...""Fucking idiot" is not a "joking manner" And you're the one whose blowing up now, not me. I will admit to blowing up in the black history thing, but this isnt related.
It was shortly after this. They laid out Hillbilly Jim.
I haven't seen anyone bad mouth it yet, but rarely anyone talks about it being good. I guess it ruins the "one match show" narrative
I filed a police report with the city I sent it to and they declined the report. End result = he got a Wii U for free.
He tried to defend black history month unnecessarily. And than made a bad joke. These aren't crimes.We don't need troll police.
This commentary with Austin is outstanding! He goes into everything. Demystifies Bret's ringpost figure four. Lawler's notes still covered in Austin's blood, getting good color, etc...
Lil Penny. No Diggity... No doubt.
THE BLACKJACKS RIDE AGAIN, MAGGLE
He's a police officer?!
That's kind of the reasoning yeah.
Man no way gave a fuck about Furnas and Lafon
And a gentleman.
Damn. That's what I thought. We could've terrorized and shamed him more, you know?
Lovin' that shitty gimmick, John?
this all started because Adam was complaining about women who don't suck dick.And then it blew up into this mess.Moral of the story: Women should suck dick, and it'll keep things peaceful. If women don't suck dick, it causes problems.
Hogan had it in his contract he didn't have to job if he didn't want to and he's criticized for it.
I'm not sure who I want to cheer for. All options are bad.
I know. I appreciate everyone's help, especially yours, but I'd rather just leave the situation be than stoop to the scammer's level.
The Godwinns were ahead of their time.....
BAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!
It's weird. The Headbangers kind of accidentally became faces because they were animated and athletic enough. Up to this point, they were positioned as heels against face teams, I think
And if you want to criticize him for that then go ahead, but to make a joke as if he was some non-jobbing guy in general seems unfair.
The only thing off about this match is that there's no reason for Shamrock to be the referee. He was a total non factor.
But yea, it doesn't change the fact that Vince is in no position to ask USA for a less hour because of diminishing quality of the product.
JR hating on Texas.
I'm listening to Cornette take a dump on Brock Lesnar. Didn't Brock essentially get the Roman Reigns push? I wasn't really paying attention, but did the fans react to Brock initially?
He completes the double turn. By Bret backing off because he's scared to challenge Ken, he has embraced heeldom
They've acknowledged him being in The Ministry a few times.
What podcast is this?
Absolutely. The guy had a MSG crowd jeering the Rock and beat him clean for the title less than six months in.
Match is already over by that point though.