WWE.com RAW Preview
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-03-09/five-point-preview-27163925
Brock Lesnar Update
The company expects Lesnar to show up to RAW tonight. Although he has not arrived as of last night part of his deal states that the company flies him in privately the day of the show.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Radio
WWE Holding an All Talent Meeting Before RAW Today
According to Wrestlezone.com, the WWE will be holding a meeting with all talent at 3:30pm EST today.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/559421-raw-talent-meeting-jim-ross-blog
Alberto El Patron Update
The former Alberto Del Rio has tore his quad while working in Mexico this past Wednesday. He did appear at a show this past Friday for Northeast Wrestling in a limited role.
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
Update on Who Will Be Inducting The Bushwhackers Into the WWE Hall of Fame
John Laurinaitis is expected to be the one that inducts the team into the Hall of Fame later this month
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/41549-bushwhackers-will-be-inducted-into-the-hall-of-fame-by-former-wwe-exec
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-03-09/five-point-preview-27163925
Brock Lesnar Update
The company expects Lesnar to show up to RAW tonight. Although he has not arrived as of last night part of his deal states that the company flies him in privately the day of the show.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Radio
WWE Holding an All Talent Meeting Before RAW Today
According to Wrestlezone.com, the WWE will be holding a meeting with all talent at 3:30pm EST today.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/559421-raw-talent-meeting-jim-ross-blog
Alberto El Patron Update
The former Alberto Del Rio has tore his quad while working in Mexico this past Wednesday. He did appear at a show this past Friday for Northeast Wrestling in a limited role.
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
Update on Who Will Be Inducting The Bushwhackers Into the WWE Hall of Fame
John Laurinaitis is expected to be the one that inducts the team into the Hall of Fame later this month
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/41549-bushwhackers-will-be-inducted-into-the-hall-of-fame-by-former-wwe-exec
Oh come on, Jameson should be inducting the Bushwhackers!
ReplyDeleteI hate this stupid time change.
ReplyDeleteAlso why would Johnny Ace induct The Bushwhackers?
He likes getting his head licked?
ReplyDeleteBecause he got his start as their Flag Bearer in the NWA, when they were the Sheepherders.
ReplyDeleteUm, clearly Brock flies to the arenas by flapping his arms and making a motor sound with his mouth.
ReplyDeleteStupid dirt sheets.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120911073819/prowrestling/images/f/f8/JOHNNY_ACE_002.jpg
ReplyDeleteSounds like it's time for John Cena to give his best Vince "brass ring" speech. That always seems to go over well!
ReplyDeleteThis time change sucks.
ReplyDelete"The company expects Lesnar to show up to RAW tonight. "
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Everybody has a price!
ReplyDeleteDr. Million Dollar Facts!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a lock to me!
ReplyDeleteSo what would be worse, PR wise, for the WWE in 2015: HLA or 3 Minute Warning coming out and beating up said L before the HLA could take place?
ReplyDeleteWas watching some 1991 Superstars last night and Kerry Von Erich was wrestling a jobber. At the start of the match, Von Erich slaps the shit out of the guy to the point where the guy stumbles backwards then falls out of the ring. He looks like he's going to cry. Kerry then goes to the floor and helps the guy back into the ring and shakes his hand. Now THAT's a babyface.
ReplyDeleteAfter hearing that Alberto Del Rio tore his quad, Rey Mysterio tore his patella on the way to see him.
ReplyDeleteIn Kerry's defense, horse pills and cocaine is a jarring combination.
ReplyDeletePeople of earlier today! I come from the future with a small example of the talent meeting:
ReplyDelete"We're all supposed to be having FUN, dammit. Aren't you having fun!? We're telling you as hard as we can that you're supposed to have fun. Just...don't have TOO much fun, okay? Don't make Cena or Reigns look bad or show them up. Don't worry, pals! I'll owe ya!"
That's a FACT!
ReplyDelete"Brock, if you show up? I'll owe ya, pal!"
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that they are going to roll out a new method of payouts since the PPV era is over. They are going to lower expectations for payouts so it's not a big shock after mania.
ReplyDeleteThe Bushwackers were so gross. I was almost sick to my stomach when they degraded Brother Love...and normally I LOVED seeing Brother Love get his ass kicked.
ReplyDelete"Have fun, but don't get over, pals! Get a crowd reaction, but don't get a crowd reaction, DAMN IT!"
ReplyDeleteDon't click the link, I can do the 5 point Raw preview:
ReplyDelete1. What will the Authority talk about in their opening 25 minute promo?
2. Will Sting not be on the show? Again. Will the Undertaker not be on the show? Again.
3. What combination of Usos and Cesaro Kidd will we see?
4. Will anyone else get involved in the babyish game of Steal the Jobber Belt?
5.....
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...
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Oh, sorry, I nodded off
5. Will John Cena ever give up saying that he never gives up?
Tune in tonight at.....
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zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz
"Only get the crowd reactions we TELL you to get, dammit! Don't go getting crowd reactions of your own!"
ReplyDeleteBeat ya - I nodded off after #3.
ReplyDeleteI've been watching late 89/early 90 NWA/WCW on the Network and I've been enjoying it quite a lot. I've always heard that is was a crap time for them, but apart from the undercards being slightly boring, it's had a lot of good stuff. Road Warriors/Steiner Bros/Doom/Sky Scrapers/Samoan Swat Team and more in the tag division and Ric Flair as the champ is awesome. Just watched the I Quit match between Flair and Funk which was great, then Sting joining the Horsemen and then getting kicked out for signing a title match (great promo from Ole too).
ReplyDeleteIs this one of those things where because the current product is so lacking that this actually seems good in comparison, or was it just under-appreciated for the time?
I was wondering the same thing, but then again I don't know the BW's history that well outside of their small stint with the WWF in the 90s.
ReplyDeleteHalloween Havoc 1989 is one of my favorite pay-per-view cards.
ReplyDeleteLook at my comment below this.
ReplyDeleteFollowing up on something we were talking about late at night in another thread I watched the old HOF ceremonies on the Network. Bobby Heenan's speech is one of the most awesome, hilarious, and touching pieces of footage that WWE owns. Everybody should watch it.
ReplyDeleteI think it was pretty good but just wasn't mainstream like the WWF. I've been watching the Early Clashes and the 88 shows and just about to start the first Clash of 89 then Chi-Town Rumble.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how low the NWA's production values were too. The WWF could make a small arena seem like a big deal, whereas the NWA made even big arenas look like high school gyms.
ReplyDeleteEr, uh, I knew that...
ReplyDeleteIs Vince going to tell everyone that everything is fine, and a new deal with Spike is going to be announced any time now?
ReplyDeleteYeah everything was dark but it had a charm to it. The NWA fans were very passionate too.
ReplyDeleteBest speech ever.
ReplyDeleteI watched Havoc '89 for the first time in a while the other day and its hilarious how Philly boos the Dynamic Dudes out of the building and treats the Freebirds as wrestling gods.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that locker room speech will be about how people need to make the most of their opportunities and how people need to stop complaining or some ridiculous corporate garbage.
ReplyDeleteFreebirds were always getting face pops even though they were obviously heels. I never understood why they were so cool. The theme song is kinda catchy tho.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Heenan's speech is the best HOF speech ever, and it's really not even close.
ReplyDeleteThat's probably part of why I've been enjoying it, despite its obvious faults. I've always gone for "wrestling" over "sports entertainment".
ReplyDeleteBrock has now been champion for 203 days. Besides the reign of CM Punk, Lesnar at Mania will be the longest reigning WWE Champion since Cena's reign in 2006-2007.
ReplyDeleteI can't put my finger on it, but something about that photo is just awesome.
ReplyDeleteDid they always run in stadiums that were way too big? Half the shows I've watched they have to keep half the stadium dark because there's no one in the seats.
ReplyDeleteThe locker room speech will be on how to defend yourself in case Lesnar goes nuts backstage.
ReplyDeleteLed of course by the UNDEFEATED Stephanie McMahon.
ReplyDeleteI think their attendance was better down south because of the history there. When they tried to go up north and other areas, the crowds were smaller.
ReplyDeleteBadstreet, USA is a terribly catchy tune. One of those ones you find yourself randomly humming while you do mundane tasks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, when they tried to go into Vince's territory they met with disaster (see Bunkhouse Stampede).
ReplyDelete*Bubba Ray hanging out backstage, walks into talent meeting*
ReplyDelete"EVERYTHING IS FINE GODDAMIT"
*turns around, leaves meeting*
That doesn't sound too assuring.
ReplyDeleteThe phrase "GRAB THE BRASS RING" wil doubtless be said many, many times.
ReplyDeleteAnd the best pure striker in WWE history, The Undertaker.
ReplyDeleteVince: "From now on... SNITCHES GETS STITCHES. YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS!"
ReplyDeleteAnd Big Show's frying pan-sized hands.
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been a champ in wrestling that reigned longer but defended less than Brock?
ReplyDeleteHilariously, he did it with only 2 title defenses so far compared to Punk's approximately 500 "I owe you one" defenses.
ReplyDeleteIt's the mullet.
ReplyDelete"WWE Holding an All Talent Meeting Before RAW Today"
ReplyDeleteSo Eva Marie isn't required to be there, right?
Her talents do involve being around large groups of men.
ReplyDelete'Tis a shame that no one is willing to call out the top dogs or management on this bullshit. Because they all know that it's pure bullshit.
ReplyDelete#5. Just watch Gotham and catch up on whatever Sunday tv you missed and read a recap of any show from the last year...close enough
ReplyDeleteHe's smiling because he knows what the future holds for him: Japanese porn stars and cushy office jobs.
ReplyDeleteSomeone help me out here...why are reDRagon called that, exactly?
ReplyDeleteImagine how boring Mondays must be for a guy like Titus O'Neil.
ReplyDeleteA day in the Life of Titus O' Neil:
2AM: Fly into new town
3AM: Grab food
4AM: Go to sleep
8AM: Get up
9AM: Grab food
10AM: Workout
12PM: Grab food
2PM: Arrive to the arena
2:10PM: Play video games with Kofi
3:30PM: Have a meeting with the boys. Get yelled at.
5:00PM: Get told he has a match tonight.
5:15PM: Get told he doesn't have a match tonight.
5:30PM: Get told he has a match tonight.
5:45PM: Get told he doesn't have a match tonight.
6:00PM: Play video games with Kofi.
6:30PM: "Damn it, Shelton! I still remember the Rumble!"
7:00PM: Dark match for Superstars.
7:15PM: Play video games with Kofi.
11:45PM: Call it a night.
The end.
Abeyance
ReplyDeleteAbeyance showed up. HHH didn't book him.
ReplyDeleteHe was the Dennis Stamp of champions.
On TV? Hogan didn't defend much. But if we're counting house shows, obviously Brock doesn't do those, so it's not even close.
ReplyDeleteNo way.
ReplyDeleteDavid Sammartino vs. Brutus Beefcake makes it so hard for me to get through the first WrestleMania.
ReplyDeleteI loved that Heenan got inducted in 2004 and nailed it with his speech, and then inducted someone in 2005, 2006, 2007 to keep his streak of awesome Hall of Fame speeches going. He really was the best inductor. I honestly believe that if he wasn't so ill that every year we'd be treated to a wonderful Heenan induction speech at the Hall of Fame.
ReplyDeleteIt's adorable you think Titus could afford to fly.
ReplyDeleteIt is really too bad that he was in WCW in 94 and couldnt do Gorilla's induction.
ReplyDeleteShoulda been a tag match with Bruno and David vs Beefcake and Johnny V
ReplyDeleteWhich I believe they did the next month at MSG. I had it on a tape somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy - and yet the title is important.
ReplyDeleteIt's also a shame that he couldn't do Flair's in 2008. But even if he was well enough you know Triple H wasn't going to allow anyone else to do it.
ReplyDeleteYou missed part of the timeline.
ReplyDelete3:30PM: Has a meeting with the boys. Gets called Kofi Kingston by McMahon, asked to dance.
3:35PM: Walk around backstage. Gets called Shelton Benjamin by McMahon, asked to dance.
3:45PM: Goes to catering table. Gets called R-Truth by McMahon, asked to dance.
4:00PM: Goes over match with Darren Young. Both get called Booker T by McMahon, asked to dance.
4:25PM Talks training tips with HHH. Gets called JYD by McMahon, asked to dance..
That... is a smart idea. Bruno wrestled sporadically until 1987 (he even competed in the battle royal at Mania 2 the following year), so there's no reason he couldn't
ReplyDeleteThe company flies him in privately the day of the show? Lesnar is PIMPING the WWE.
ReplyDeleteIt won't be soon enough.
ReplyDeleteGotham is on hiatus until April, unfortunately. At least we have Better Call Saul.
ReplyDeleteThere's probably cars to/from the airport to so I imagine he really just has to roll out of bed and stand in the ring while Heyman talks a couple of hours later.
ReplyDeleteBruno got one of the biggest pops of the night and he was just in the corner.
ReplyDeleteIt started out as a team against Davey Richards so they found a name that had DR next to eachother and capitalized them. Now its just awkward.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the massive increase in buyrates from Extreme Rules 2012 and SummerSlam 2012 more than covered the costs of flights.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that they have a PPV attraction in a company that is no longer trying to sell PPVs though...
Well can you imagine what a failure Kerry would have been as a heel? Something would have been amiss. I mean afoot.
ReplyDeleteYOU SAYIN BLACK MAN CANT AFFORD TO FLY!!
ReplyDeleteOf course. It was Madison Square Garden and Bruno Sammartino. There's a lot of love between them.
ReplyDeleteBut you ARE main evening Wrestlemania, you're... You're wrestling ROMAN REIGNS!
ReplyDeleteI'd be so pissed to have to be away from home, pay for my own travel, not given a chance to work, and then have to keep repeating that pattern for months. Seriously, the paycheck can't be worth it if you never get to wrestle and are footing all the bills for travel and lodging.
ReplyDeleteYou mean he doesn't leap from venue to venue like the Hulk?
ReplyDelete"All right, not only are you guys not grabbing any brass rings, but you're all not doing enough to get Roman Reigns over!"
ReplyDelete"I AIN'T GETTIN ON NO PLANE!" -'DC Cab'
ReplyDeleteFucks sake, I'm 45 minutes late! I didn't realise you'd changed your clocks
ReplyDeleteYet another advantage working for NXT gives.
ReplyDeleteWhoops, May 20, 1985, Bruno and David beat Johnny V and Brutus Beefcake.
ReplyDeleteDon't you know the UNITED STATES is the CENTER of the UNIVERSE and should know what we're doing at all times!!!??!!!??!!
ReplyDeleteWanker.
You know, Jack Victory was also their Flag Bearer once.
ReplyDeleteHmmm....
(Imagines parallel universe where Jack Victory is head of Talent Relations for WWE. Can't find any difference, except that Jack Victory is "about 20% cooler!")
We move our clocks forward in three weeks if you care
ReplyDeleteI don't! Because I'm AMERICAN!!! I only care what I'm doing here! THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, YOU LIMEY BITCH!
ReplyDelete....I'm so aggressive today. I think I'm getting sympathy hormones from my wife.
Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain...
ReplyDeleteI mean, wouldn't it be nice for Creative & Vince to have their shit together so they can tell certain guys "we won't be needing you at this show, no need to make the trip"?
ReplyDeleteOne day I hope to meet Buffy crew member Thomas Wanker, and on behalf of Britain, thank him for all the years of laughter that the post-show credits have brought us.
ReplyDelete89 NWA was good. The problem was when Ole Anderson took the book in early 1990.
ReplyDeleteMan, wish I'd never shown up now, bloody hell. What a beating I've received!
ReplyDeletePresident George W. Bush changed the dates of Daylight Savings Time during his presidency. He moved it from October-April to November to March.
ReplyDeleteDoes it make you feel better to know that I love you?
ReplyDeleteI'll presume this is in line with some kind of Satanic calendar Illuminati ritual thing
ReplyDeleteYou know, Vince Sr. booked Andre the Giant all wrong. He should've just signed Andre to appear once every four months, make him champion, and then at the end of his contract make him lose to Brutus Beefcake in the main event of WrestleMania 2.
ReplyDeleteIf this is love, who needs it?!
ReplyDeleteThat is an unfair comparison for Roman.
ReplyDeleteBrutus was over.
Sure, why not. Although I was just pointing out a fact and was in no way looking to disparage the 43rd President of the United States. I will, however, not object to others doing the same thing.
ReplyDeleteBetter than Iron Sheik's? I'll have to find Heenan's speech now.
ReplyDeleteIke Turner?
ReplyDeleteI'm a tortured soul, and I need someone to fix me.
ReplyDeleteHe did Flair justice when he talked about him in his speech.
ReplyDeleteWe don't
ReplyDeleteMid-80s WWF shows are so hard to watch at times. The wrestling quality is several notches below what the NWA was putting out at the time.
ReplyDeleteWhich HOF makes more sense? WWE's or the Rock and roll?
ReplyDeleteUgh, this time change sucks balls.
ReplyDeleteTriple H did a fine job -- I wasn't saying he didn't. I just would've rather Heenan do it though, if he could.
ReplyDeleteThis was the impetus for me to buy a new alarm clock, because my old one automatically changed time based on the calendar.
ReplyDeleteThe equivalent to that question would be, "Who's had more head trauma from drugs? Ozzy Osborne or Ozzy Osborne?"
ReplyDeleteRoll up into a ball and hope it stops...
ReplyDeleteWhat was cool back in those days now just looks homosexual
ReplyDeleteMoney!
ReplyDelete...yeah RIGHT! Like Hogan would have allowed that to happen.
ReplyDeleteThat was A-Team.
ReplyDeleteI wanna go back to sleep.
ReplyDeleteSacrifice the women.
ReplyDeleteYou don't live a 20 minute draw between The Invaders/Mr Fuji-Tanka. What's wrong with you
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteAnyone checked out The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix yet? It's not disappointing at all.
ReplyDeleteNot in 86!
ReplyDeleteAt least you can excuse WWE's as the whims of Vince putting in whoever he feels deserves it. Whenever someone complains about someone like Lou Thesz, Ivan Koloff, Stan Hansen or (until recently) Randy Savage not being in the Hall of Fame, it's easy to just shrug and go "whatever, it's not a real Hall of Fame."
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that the Rock Hall of Fame has VOTING, and it still doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that the hundreds (thousands?) of voters don't think that Deep Purple, the Monkees, or Chicago are Rock and Roll Hall of Fame worthy, but a lot of mediocre artists of the 60s and 70s are? Or that Stevie Ray Vaughn and KISS weren't "good enough" to be inducted until YEARS after they were eligible?
He was more over than Reigns is now.
ReplyDeleteIt was mainly for the joke.
ReplyDeleteLast week of the regular season in the BoD Fantasy Hockey league. If I win and sneak into the playoffs, it'd be the greatest comeback in the history of our great sport!
ReplyDeleteThe baseball HOF is just as bad.
ReplyDeleteGonna check it out once we're done with House of Cards
ReplyDeleteIt's not even like farmers still need this anymore, the tractors basically run themselves now.
ReplyDeleteIs it really hundreds or thousands? I figured it was the usual bunch of out of touch old guys voting based off of slights and favoritism that are marginally in the music industry.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, but at least a majority of the baseball hall of fame voters are known and can be identified, and numbers and percentages are released. There's an accountability to the madness.
ReplyDeleteThere are literally hundreds of Rock Hall of Fame voters that nobody knows whom they are, and there's zero reveal of the numbers or percentages. There are stories from insiders about bands that hit the number of votes for induction that are ignored so other bands/groups can go in instead. Then there's the mindless accounting of WHOM goes in from each band, where as the Red Hot Chili Peppers latest guitarist goes in despite only being in the band for 2 years so far and the lyricist of the Grateful Dead goes in, but guys who played in KISS for decades are ignored.
I just was watching the match where the Mulkey Brothers upset the Gladiators.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/0YHL3oxYcW4
They were more over than Reigns is.
I can’t see the point of a music hall of fame when musical taste is as
ReplyDeletesubjective as it is. If you’re just putting in artists who sell the most, who
cares?
It's so Americans can start Americaing sooner because of America.
ReplyDeleteA small nominating committee decides who is the ballot every year (by what means, nobody knows), but then there are at least a few hundred voters. Every member is allowed to vote. But vote totals and percentages are never announced.
ReplyDeleteWhat if...the tractor ran on sunlight.
ReplyDeleteDun dun dun!
Exactly. As the WWE Hall of Fame isn't trying to be some legit organization that tries to pass itself off as an arts organization. The Rock Hall is obviously a moneymaking thing, so why pretend otherwise?
ReplyDeleteBecause Vanilla Ice should not be inducted over an artist like Nas.
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely watch it, mainly because I looooove Ellie Kemper.
ReplyDeleteI meant, if that's what they go by, how could one care about it? They seem to pick incredibly obvious well known acts. It's not like it's building a canon of the best albums. it just seems to be all the million selling bands there ever was.
ReplyDeleteI wish Punk was with the company just so during the meeting he can ask about the Network payouts vs. the PPV payouts.
ReplyDeleteshe is lovely
ReplyDeleteThe worst is "muscle guy #1 vs. muscle guy #2." Even back then, Vince thought jacked up dudes were the greatest thing ever. Didn't matter if they knew fuck-all in the ring, as long as their thighs were meaty.
ReplyDeleteClassic beauty, certainly.
ReplyDeleteIs this a contest now? Pick whichever jobbers are more over than Reigns?
ReplyDeleteNo...but if you're bored it could be.
ReplyDeleteand her husband looks like a total nerd, which is nice http://cinemania.es/images/2011/201203/vanityfair/EllieKemper-MichaelKoman.jpg
ReplyDeleteIt generally is, but then they'll induct other artists who aren't big sellers, but are known influences like Iggy Pop.
ReplyDeleteThey also don't really define what is rock and roll. Somehow Madonna, ABBA, Grandmaster Flash, Randy Newman (all inductees) are considered rock and roll, when most people wouldn't really consider them rock and roll at all. Is pop and rap considered "rock and roll"? If not, where do you draw the line? Is Garth Brooks (not an inductee) considered rock and roll? If not, why are there plenty of country artists from earlier decades in the hall? At one point did country stop being part of rock? It's just getting stupid.
So yeah, 90% of it is just the best-selling musicians of all time.
Barry Horowitz after he beat Chris Candido -- more over than Reigns?
ReplyDeleteBARRY chants were a thing. Roman Reigns chants not a thing.
ReplyDeleteWendy Richter's title win is a lot less exciting without Girls Just Wanna Have Fun playing in the background. Stupid music rights.
ReplyDeleteYou add that song to ANY situation, I
ReplyDeleteguarantee 10,000% excitement increase.
How about the Holocaust?
ReplyDeleteAnd right after Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is taken out, so is New York, New York on Liberace's entrance. 1985 WWF is just one big music edit after another.
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed to have fun.
ReplyDeleteWho's got Johnny Ace in the "Most boring Hall of Fame presenter speech" pool?
ReplyDeleteMy buddy just gave me a softball sized chunk of wax. (The good kind). That's one hell of a bday gift. Of course I brought him with me to the klay Thompson game but what comes around goes around I guess. I just gotta get the fuck outta here early now.
ReplyDeleteSeems like they hold these meetings every three days now. What is the talent supposed to do?
ReplyDeleteI assume Howard Finkel is standing next to Billy Martin, helping him with the ring announcements, because Billy Martin is drunk as a skunk, yes?
ReplyDeleteYeah, kind of weird that the wild, wooly and wacky Bushwhackers get inducted by that guy.
ReplyDeleteListen and like it, PAL!
ReplyDeleteSit there, say, "yes, sir, whatever you say sir" and then go out and have fun, damn it!
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah. What did you think "Privately fly him in" meant? They make sure no one bothers him while he leaps his way to the event.
ReplyDeleteExcept he's the only guy who was recently employed by the WWE who has a connection to the team.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy it. The episode with Jane Krakowski and her Native American parents had me howling.
ReplyDelete"I don't like visiting New York. The littering makes me cry."
Music is too subjective to not have hurt feelings over who gets inducted and who doesn't.
ReplyDeleteI think that Madonna is an embarrassment to music, but there are a few million people who disagree with me, so...
Maybe HHH can lie to the talent some more at the meeting. Don't worry guys, we have no clue who's winning the rumble and main eventing mania. No clue!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's about a 90% possibility, yes.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he piss off the talent when he's had these meetings before?
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm just not feeling it today. I want to go back to bed.
ReplyDeleteWorking through mania 18. Undertaker vs Flair is still one of my favorite Taker matches. The Arn Anderson spinebuster still makes me happy.
ReplyDeleteCrumbs....I'll have to try to torrent an old school tv test pattern and loop it....still more interesting than raw
ReplyDeleteIt still wouldn't get reigns over but they should have Brock ragdoll Vince hulk-loki style one of these days
ReplyDeleteHopefully it'll be another brass ring speech. That always makes for great reading.
ReplyDeleteIm pretty sure that has been confirmed on one of the docs.
ReplyDeleteHHH: I'm really sorry about..you know.
ReplyDeleteTitus: It's not as bad as it could be.
HHH: It seems pretty bad.
Titus: Nah, I told Vince two years ago I was Ernie Ladd. Let him know he was going to have to sweeten the pot if he wanted me to give up on football, which he did on the spot.
HHH: This is not surprising, actually.
Titus: I even told him my shoot name was Thad Bullard and that he had to make the checks out to same. By that time he thought I was Bobo Brazil.
HHH: Obviously. Has he gotten to Pez Whatley?
Titus: Constantly. And it confuses him every time as to who stole me from the NWA and why.
I always thought the Bushwackers were really hardcore. Back in the 80's aidsamania was running wild and for a while there, a lot of people didnt exactly know how it was spread. Even in the late 80's people were still ignorant. And here they came out licking people's faces.
ReplyDelete"FEED ME MORE!"
ReplyDeleteYeah. And we had like 15 threads over it.
ReplyDelete"Yaaaaa Jews, just wanna have fu-un"
ReplyDeleteI was talking to my grandmother on the phone the other day about my sons teacher. She busts out, "oh I hear he has aids too right?". I'm like wow no hadn't heard that. She then goes "Oh I mean teaching aids". Felt like I was in a South Park episode.
ReplyDeleteI really hope they acknowledge the Sheepherders portion of the Bushwhackers' career. They really kicked some ass before Vince turned them into cartoon characters.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget the time I did this when I wanted a bite to eat.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EMQqvvepEM
Nobody else was probably willing to get licked on TV by two filthy old men
ReplyDeleteI love grandmas.
ReplyDelete"Oh Hitler Dear, you know you're still number one"
ReplyDeleteI forgot who is going through Arrested Development again for shits and giggles, but it made me start doing the same.
ReplyDelete"Take off your glasses. Wait wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back down..."