Picked up Sniper Elite III from GameStop just now. Time to kill some Nazis in Africa.
Got a big ol' bowl of Mayo ready and the TV on. Let's watch RAW. I can't even place a sarcastic exclamation point on that sentence anymore.
SHOOT HIM IN THE BALLS
I'm finding myself in a parallaxish situation. Cute girl at my gym (she just joined this one recently) flirted with me a few times when I've been there this week. She suggested working out together some time soon, and I got her number. Catch: not only is she married, but her husband's a cop. But she's cute, and apparently bored as shit being a stay at home wife. The brain and dick are saying two very different things right now.
She doesn't exist.
I will be posting LIVE reaction to Raw as it happens over at DANIMALCROSSING.com tonight. I'm calling it, Danimal watches Raw and it should be a lot of fun.
Yeah I'd flee that scene right quick.
Is it weird I always read her name as "TP Princess" and not "TPrincess"?
Nice knowing you.
Run. You don't want to end up in a hands up, don't shoot situation, or something like The Last Boy Scout where Bruce Willis threatens to shoot his cop partner who's banging his woman through the closet door.
Maybe he'll only kill her.
What does Ambrose dream of, when he takes a little Ambrose snooze?Does he dream of beating Cena, or calling Daniel Bryan poop?Don't you worry your lunatic head, Dolph Ziggler's push is already dead.Now Randy Orton's kicking Seth Rollins' ass,And Roman Reigns' heat is dying fast.Heat, heat oh his heat is dying really fucking fast.But if you walk near my computer speaker...Then you job to the Sister Abigail, 1...2...3...
You're not alone on that one
Yeah I do the same
Apparently WWE just tweeted that Kevin Owens is going out for knee surgery. ...
New Champ Alex Riley!
In all the seriousness the type of person who becomes a cop is fucking weird dude with heavy issues off the jump, give him a gun and a badge that carries serious authority and then add in some dude fucking his wife and you have a good chance of getting into some shit with a crazy person that can kill you and get away with it (or anything lesser), so unless she's like a true 9 or better definitely stay away, even if she's a huge slut or something.
I really hope its a minor procedure and he can get back without missing too much time. He's been so awesome in NXT.
Heal, Owens, Heal!
Partial menisectomy, shouldn't miss much time.
BTW anyone else shocked by how they've booked Steen since he showed up. I get that it's just NXT but wow that dude got treated like a superstar.
From WebMD: Most people who have arthroscopic meniscectomy can bear weight a day or two after surgery and can return to full activity within 2 to 4 weeks
Well that's really good news then. And in wrestler time that means he'll probably be working in a like week.
yeah, she's definitely not a 9. not even an 8. ... I just hate it when my brain overrules my dick.
Stunning; I figured that they would've let him steamroll some tomato cans for a few months before moving him up. Sami Zayn's title reign almost deserved more than what it wound up being, but I guess they believe the money is in the chase with him. Which it is, but an underdog champion has money in it, too.
If Bill DeMott were still running the show he would've been doing free squats an hour after coming out of recovery.
I once banged a chick that was married to a guy that taught MMA, and to say it didn't end well for me is a severe understatement. This seems like an even worse idea.
I'm still shocked the signed him at all.
I love it. Steen was so awesome and he could cut promos, I always the WWE should have brought him in as the new one man gang type BFH but they really have made him more than that in NXT. Obviously that means nothing when (if) he makes the main roster but I'm really in the "leave NXT alone" camp so I don't care that much anymore.
My thought is, does this make them question the value of running NXT tours? Their champ gets hurt on the road right before a big event. Obviously on the main roster this kinda thing happens but when it's supposed to be "developmental" (never really hear that term much anymore, now that theyre running the better show) do they second guess burning that talent out on the road? I dont know the answer to that.
Imagine if a dude like Cesaro got that treatment in WWE. He'd be a mega star.
Third week in a row my piano teacher is canceling, though at least this week she managed to call me before I drove over there and waited like an asshole
Can you play the old Vaudevillians theme?
I haven't heard it, but maybe! I'm not very good yet I barely bought a keyboard like 6 weeks ago
Do it, just be careful not to get caught. If she wants to do it and you want to do it then her being married is her problem to figure out.
lulwat? You're saying if...if a good wrestler was booked like a huge star you think he might get over? Dude don't you know anything?
Hopefully you're better than Ross on the ivories
Can you play Papa Hayden
Yes, much. I've played guitar for years so picking it up hasn't been very hard so far
The most frustrating thing about WWE is that it's actually really easy to create big stars yet that simple fact eludes them.
Until she gets in a fight with that cop, tells him she's fucking you, and then he comes to fuck you up while you're handcuffed to a radiator or something.
Yeah the only way I can see fucking this girl is if Nebb has Sherlock Holmes identity concealment capabilities
I don't know what you're talking about, I barely haven't even ever seen a...gortar.
On that train of thought, part of me thinks NXT should develop one of its four TakeOver shows each year as a Wrestlemania-type event for the NXT level. But at the same time, I like the style they have working now, and there's no need to rock the boat at this stage.
Two words for when you get good, Marv: Scott Joplin. Ragtime is a total blast to play.
Just looked it up, I could probably play Surprise given a few hours to practice
SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS BUSINESS, PAL
I'm basically learning to play via the musical works of BBC's Sherlock soundtrack at the moment hahaSo yeah, ragtime is right in my wheel house probably
Or you find yourself on a trumped up murder charge for killing her.
wooof swing and a miss, I thought I was making an insider piano player joke.That's the song they taught me when I first started. It's some diddy but it helps you remember where middle C and all that shit is. Lol I took Piano lessons for like 6 years and hated it the entire time and now wish I had taken them seriously and used that chance to learn how to play. Kids are stupid.
Oh yeah, I don't know anything, I've been to 5 real lessons and am just learning via YT videos and stuff with my limited guitar knowledgeI'm the same, I wanted to play my whole life, figured I'd try to squeeze in some months of practice before a baby ruins everything lol
I can play a little bit and I was at a work party and they asked me to play in the background for awhile. Took me 5 minutes to break out the TV theme songs. All I know really.
I remembered reading that he sold a lot of merch right away so they must really like him for it
What exactly does waiting like an asshole involve? Are you puckered and smelly?
First song I learned all the way through was 'Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness'Life goal I've been carrying with me for 20 years fulfilled right there, lol
yet they failed miserably with the most important to them, Reigns
That Danny Trejo Snickers ad still tickles me"An eye for an eye, that's what Dad always says."
Finished my homework, but I really don't think I'm gonna watch Raw tonight. Totally fucking soured on the product right now; might watch the Hulu version, might not. I'm going through Breaking Bad on Netflix for a second time; I think I'll do that instead.
That dumb queen song is super easy to play and always a hit at parties.
They can create heels fine; it's babyfaces that they magically don't know how to book, despite decades of templates:Superman BabyfaceBadass Anti-Hero Babyface Silent Monster BabyfaceGoofy Yet Dangerous Babyface
That is definitely in play too.
Yeah but tonight Sting is going to be on!!!!!!
EAT YOUR MAYO, SMARK!
Now I wanna watch Desperado.
I cannot stand Enzo Amore. I really hope he gets busted for meth or something and fired.
Breaking News from WWE.com: Snoop Dogg and ESPN's Bill Simmons are on next week's RAW because that's what the going home show before WrestleMania needs.
My desire to watch the program has further turtled.
What about inept and impotent but at least have a .500 record?
...It's like they're specifically singling me out and saying, "Hey, Hoss. FUCK YOU." They may as well shit on ice cream.
Bill Simmons is a pretty good idea. I hope he gets in some jabs at WWE.
They have just straight up given up on building to Mania. This is like when the go home show for the Survivor Series Invasion match was Rock and Austin dicking around. They know it's DOA in terms of building momentum
They're Aces with that... too bad it draws shit.
Ok except they are also going to say if Rollins will agree to fight Orton AND announce who will face Cesaro an Kidd for the tag titles. Don't you read the RAW 5 point preview. Come on now!
Well, now having nothing else to do because this bitch is unreliable as hell...I am going to go the bar and drink by myself. You chaps enjoy Raw, see ya after.
If you're too fucking petrified to dare put Roman Reigns in the same ring as Brock Lesnar prior to the biggest WrestleMania main event for your company in three years, isn't that a bad fucking sign that your new shiny toy is broke and in need of repair?
I'd love to see a wrestling-related talk show on TV. I know there are tons of podcasts and online shows but an hour-long weekly show about wrestling with celeb fans and old wrestlers talking about both the current product and history could be great if handled properly. It'd be tough with getting WWE clips on their show, though.
This is obviously crazy talk, but in a alternative universe you'd think a wrestling company with a guy they want as their hot new star would actually have a crazy and exciting build to Wrestlemania to get that guy over. I know jobbing to Big Show and 50-50ing with Rollins is pretty sweet but it seems like some better ideas might have helped.
Maybe Roman Reigns can have another handicap match where he does nothing and bores the crowd even further into their slumber.
Oh, sorry - SUCESSFUL babyface templates.I would argue thabt we have better babyfaces and heels on BoD RAW than WWE has had for four or five years.
And to the shock of nobody, some people here think the Landis video was about real life HHH and not kayfabe HHH because INSECURITY! We're psychic and can totally tell when HHH is just shooting instead of playing a character!(I hate to sound like an NPP guy but that does seem to be the prevailing thought process from most people here)
GREEN AS TURTLE SHITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yet another show that WWE can do and put on the network.
Something about him screams "late-90s WCW" for some reason.
I can fucking see and hear how this will happen in my head right now.I don't like it.Fuck this company. YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID WWE?!?! I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS FUCKING ANNOYED SINCE WM9!!!!!Jerks.
I'd rather watch a Roman Reigns interview marathon than Enzo's dumb ass.
Yeah...I mean, they're always striving to find actual celebrities to connect with their product...why not let them geek out once in awhile.
What job can you eat Chinese food and watch Raw? My job.
You can't teach that.
Guys I really think Rollins might decline facing Orton at wrestlemania tonight? I wonder how long until we find out the answer?
Well. That's just mean.
Well, when said guy (HHH) spends so much time lately blurring those lines on purpose, to a level that even standard television entertainment looks at it and goes "Damn, your fourth wall is a pile of burning rubble", I'd call that reaction understandable.
Ok now seriously, who is everyones picks to face Cesaro and Kidd for the tag titles???!!!??? I think it should be the Usos
Hmm...I just ate chili and eggs for dinner but Chinese sounds delectable. There's a place open till 230am close by so that can happen once I get hungry again.
Now all I see in my head is Marv as a giant asshole playing piano.
Doubt he gets off his knees long enough from blowing them to many jabs. Isn't he still fairly up their ass since his kid's a fan?
Well, other than the Usos, who are left?
That's what I love about the video. It's an objective look at one of the most interesting careers in wrestling history. HHH is fascinating to me but good luck bringing him up here without someone crying about Booker T losing at 19.
When exactly did you become a troll?
Vince: We need one last puzzle piece to complete this thing...HHH: Yeah...we should probably add somebody to the main event.Vince: No...That Snoopy Ice Tea Cube guy...HHH: Snoop Lion...? Vince: ARE YOU SAYING I'M LYING?! GET ME SNOOP DOGG, YOU IDIOT! SNOOP DOGG! BOOK HIM FOR NEXT WEEK AND GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!HHH: Sigh...
Is Rusev pretty much done once he loses to Cena?
I'm fine with that. They could hit **** if given the right amount of time.
I actually think Bill Simmons would do a really good job as a wrestling announcer.
Yes, he will be dancing by next year.
Badaboom... least popular opinion in the room!
Usos vs Kidd and Cesaro for the 500th time, I mean, why not?
Maybe the Usos can win a non title bout to earn a title shot.
STING IS HERE! WE'RE OUT OF TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
New Day and Matadores.
Enh, I dunno. I haven't been that impressed with his commentary work for ESPN when he does the odd game or PTI, but if he's a fan who knows.
He needs to stop trying to stack a gimmick on top of a gimmick and just look like a NYC street tough. The catchphrases are retro but I like that about him.
No. I love Rusev. Once he ditches the Russian gimmick he a legit shot at being a top guy. I doubt Creative is able to bring out his potential tho.
That'll give Owens time to torment Riley for a few weeks while he heals.
Just now. If I cared at all about any of the product it might be cool to see them wrestle the wyatt cousins but I don't care, and won't until maybe I watch this show again in a few years and have forgotten what happens and how offensive the booking was.
(HHH is in his office)(Hoss bursts through the wall)"NO BUILD-UP FOR WRESTLEMANIA!"(chokeslam)"WHERE IS YOUR ICE CREAM!"
He cannot be worse than JBL. All he has to do is show up.
Well, it's almost bed time for you anyway. Did you remember to show where you carried the remainder?
Now see, this is the kind of money booking they need more of. Fucking love it.
I'm not sure how you divorce him from the Russian gimmick at this point.
They should take him off TV for a few months to get that Cena stink off of him. Then they can do an angle where he blames Lana and somebody saves her. Then with Lana gone, he'll toil in obscurity and get shunted into the comedic tag team generator.
Eh, I don't think he'd do well on commentary, but he'd be a good figure on the talk show discussed in this thread.
I've seen Rusev's future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG77aeP6cVA
The same way they ditched Kofi's Jamaican accent...magic!
He's a I-cannot-believe-I-watch-this-shit-fan. Which means, he'd fix perfectly here.
Oh lord there would be a lot of Cena love... go Pats!
STAY TUNED FOR THE PREMIERE OF ROBIN HOOD!
I love the blog but I'm either playing PS4 or watching Cavs-Heat, no way I can watch Raw.
Seems reasonable to me.
I...I think I just vurped.
He fires Lana and does a face turn. He just becomes an crazy, athletic super athlete. His facials and selling are some of the best in the company right now.
If the rumor about the 'Freebird' rule being instituted, it pretty much singles out the New Day as the next tag team champions. Because fuck, none of their champions should be over.
Just a gradual phasing out. Guys with far more GIMMICKY~! gimmicks have been successfully split from them with patience.
No. They should put him in a Taz-like shooter gimmick with a mouthpiece.But, creative will probably have nothing for him.
The only thing that could save Mania is George C. Scott's ghost returning to do a live rendition of Football In the Groin.
I'm not sure
If Nikolai Volkoff could go from commie pinko bastard to flag waving patriot, anything is possible.
Shaddap, Saba Simba.
I hope he is so he doesn't make love to D Wade at center court
Turd turd turdWell turd is the word
If George Hermann's (R.I.P.) ghost narrates, A Winner Is You!
Simmons has never been a fan of Cena, actually. Always felt like he was a dork and didn't get why WWE kept pushing him as the top face despite his middling reactions.
Is that the Hoss equivalent of a queef?
I asked the WWE app to stop sending me notifications and it still did. So, I deleted it. At least WWE stays consistent. Always refusing to ignoring people's demands.
His Schtick was fun the first time but everytime I've seen him it's the same exact spiel with no improv or deviation.
Um. No. Vomit burp.Jeez, dude.
Don't make me make you throw up goo
Love the shooter gimmick but I agree with those below that say he will be dancingCole: "The big guy is just having a good time out there"
I forgot how much I loved The Critic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
http://www.dailymotion.com/strangerinthealpsIf you want to know what's on tonight, it's Wrestling Challenge from 12/6/86. It has six man action featuring Pedro Morales, Tito Santana & Hillbilly Jim; it has that fucking cannibal Kamala trying to eat a young Mick Foley; The Magnificent Muraco & Bob Orton still wear kilts to the ring as a tag team; The Hart Foundation are also in action; Koko Buckwheat Ware hits the ring; and the feature has Billy Jack Haynes & the tag team champions The British Bulldogs taking on Slick's group of Nikolai Volkoff, The Iron Sheik & Butch Reed; Adrian Adonis appears on The Snake Pit; Mean Gene talks to Bonnie Steamboat about The Dragon's progress, and then referee Danny Davis about his involvement in the match with Savage that took out The Dragon; and a vignette for Blackjack Mulligan's return.THAT is what's on tonight, plus about 40+ other videos, all to supplement your Network viewing.
How? By showing off one of your skanky hos?
IT STINKS"Take that, Birth of Man!""I wrote you a letter, Marty""P""You can read it on the bus!"
All of this DESPITE all the good shit Paul Levesque has done over the last few years. Because deep down, wrestling fans, even some who consider themselves to be smart fans, deep down want to be marks. So they believe what they want to believe.
He just blows all the other Boston teams, I figured he'd be a Cena guy.
% chance they call Bryan a turd tonight? I'm going 100%!
A goat turd.
Not really. He trashed Roman Reigns on Twitter and was pretty negative on the product in the rare times he talked about it from 2002-10. He also wrote some scathing stuff about HHH going over CM Punk back in 2011.
Wow Foley (jobber style) vs Kamala? That's awesome. You are the man dude.
Gotta agree with you on that.
That's one thing that really annoys the hell out of me. I don't give a shit Bill Simmons will be on Raw next week.
Last night I had to remind my wife of one of the house rules:"Any and all ice cream is legally mine."I said she could check with the BoD for legal precedent. "BoD?" she asked. "Blog of Doom," says I. "Your name isn't really Hoss," she says.I managed not to chokeslam her. *barely.*
I like Extra Large Turd cottage cheese
Even still, you better start locking the freezer door to be safe.
I have never once received a notification from the WWE app.
"The guy has done a lot of stuff lately!" That's some damn good buildup for your new top face.
LeBron will play tonight.
Dammit, people my age walked into the restaurant. I cannot put on a show that calls people a turd.
I'm enjoying uploading and sharing these. The Network just leaves a lot of stuff out at this point.
Just have Ceasaro in Kidd only defend the titles once every couple months and never show up on TV. It working for Brock. It's killing the actual title, but the tag title is dead anyway.
Nah. She truly knows better. Thankfully, we have different tastes in ice cream.
You turned off South Park?
Otunga on the pre show...
Ok. Fuck it. I'm out.Y'all enjoy *cough cough* Raw.
People are cheering Reigns and booing/not doing dick when Reigns comes out because Heyman's manipulating us. A-yup.
So no South Park tonight? That sucks.
Somebody needs to toss up that Godfather gif that was used against Cresto earlier today.
You know, guy who always carried coffee... Shelton's brother, you know!
If the Bunny was on tonight, we could have had the Turdoise and the Hare.
We'll never have Turdoise and O'Hare, thought
Only if they managed to pin one them with a roll-up following a distraction of some kind, the rules are the rules
Will it be the ASCENSION to start Raw?
Depends on how he loses. If Russev comes out looking strong he'll be fine. If he taps like a bitch he's fucked.
But that's something that you didn't already know.
...random....did you listen to Justin Gabriel on Jericho....he wanted the bunny to become a horror bunny (like Donnie Darko)....ummmm
This Orton/Rollins feud is so stupid. What's so hard about having Rollins keep running from Orton like a chickenshit heel until Orton finally gets his hands on him at Mania?
But still no Hogan. WTF is that?
Heyman's a genius. I mean, he managed to handle a Chicago crowd after CM Punk's walkout.
Making things unnecessarily complicated is the WWE way
So is Orton the heel here?
People have sort attention spans-WWE.
This was a prime example on how to cool off a hot storyline.
I just wanted to say good luck--we're all counting on you...
"So in order to get your vengeance, you wove your way back into The Authority when a sneak attack would've done the same thing weeks ago and formed a plan that relied on Seth Rollins being the dumbest man on the roster."