FIRST!I mean...PENIS!No, I mean...BONER!*smh*
Here we go again
I voted for Jerry Lynn. I can't see how any of the other three have more interesting shit to say then him. Dude has been around.
Anyone else remember Jerry Lynn debuting in the WWE and winning the cruiserweight title? Seemed like they were going to give him a decent push.
On our own
The Kazarian shoot is pretty damn funny. He does the best Russo impression
Life a drifter
As you were.
I'd love to know why I get random Spanish-language ads sometimes here
No plans this weekend. Concert next week, bachelor party the week after that, party the week after that, and wedding the week after that
Currently looking at one for Limo Masters on Nat Geo MUNDO
I thought that was going to be the jump star for that title. I remember they gave him and RVD a match on Heat (I think) and it only got 5 minutes.
And then regret the week after that?
Bachelor parties are...a thing. I discovered they aren't for the bachelor...like not even a little bit lol
Its for everyone else who is married that has an excuse to leave their wife at home. Its my night, dammit!
Yeah, 4 days in San Diego everyone was insanely happy, I was bored and wanted to go home to feel my baby lump.I think I'm a failure at bachelorocity.
Irony of ironies. The one fat, balding, creepy looking Duggar child is the one that is a child molestor. Like if you look at the family portrait sight unseen, you could tell which one did it.
Your lovely lady lumpI bet you're positively glowing!
My predictions for UFC tomorrow:Cerrone winsBelfort KO's The All American bland boyCormier wins.
Mah Titty Buddy 'Schach posted this over in the night thread, it bears repeating:http://a.pomf.se/ruqtcp.webm
The second season of Red vs Blue isn't as fun as the first season so far.
It's all purple to me
Little less than 16 more weeks man, wish it was yesterday
I love bachelor parties.Except the one time I was a groomsmen in a wedding and got stuck with the bill after the groom's brothers left early and the other half of the groomsmen didn't show up.
Purple is the medic that tried to give CPR to treat a gunshot wound to the head!
I was born to post bone(rs)
It's weird that I was addicted to Halo for about a decade and never had much interest in that show.
You will lose the bet!
It might be because I don't care about Halo at all, but after a slow start it got REALLY funny.
My post over there: Speaking of the NXT Women's Wrestlers ( I love that they call them "Women's Wrestlers" and not fucking "Divas")...someone over on R/SquaredCircle posted this earlier: (link that Shelton shared)They should just give her Edge's theme. Let him annoint her as the new "Rated R Superstar", and let her run with that title. I think Bex can live up to it.
The last few Memorial Day Weekends have been awful. I hate seeing my friends head to the beach and I'm stuck at work.
My fantasy team is hitting .157 this week. That's quite the feat
Mendoza just cringed.
Oh Weidman, you gonna be send to midcard after tomorrow.
And the pictures of the Conservative "family values" Republicans posing with that creep are now making the rounds. Not as bad as if they had posed with like, Ted Bundy or something, but still....people KNEW about the shit he was into, the shit he was doing, and they STILL endorsed him. The only one not furiously backing away as fast as his cloven-hooves will carry him is Mike Huckabee, and that's because he's...well, Mike Huckabee.
The Weidman fight is tomorrow? Bout time. It feels like he and Belfort has been in the works for about a year.
Was watching a bit of Fox last night at the hotel.Unbelievably it appears that their push for 2016 is going to be "We need to go back to Iraq"President Hillary, get used to it
"WE NEED TO GO BACK KATE!!! WE NEED TO GO BACK!!"
I'm doing pretty good offensively this week. 24 RBI. Of course, I don't qualify for the ERA or WHIP yet.
It's been for a year. Weidman is running his mouth and Belfort is just not giving a fuck. The fight is kinda has a wrestling angle in it. Belfort, the veteran looking for one more shot at prize against the big bad heel (Weidman).Unfortunately, I'm not gonna watch the fight live, Gonna be in party saturday.
The weirdest part about San Diego is that no one is from there. At baseball games the fans will cheer louder for the other team than they do for the Padres.
Jebya got fucking EMBARRASSED on a question about Iraq from a goddamn college kid. You think his primary opponents, much less Hillary, are gonna let something like THAT go unremarked on? He may be a bigger fucking IDIOT than his brother.
I want that match up so bad. SO bad.
Yeah, Petco is like the Giants' summer home.
Oh conservatives, they make me laught so much.
The cool thing about living close to a zoo is being able to hear the lions roar when I go outside for a smoke.
I was at a Cubs game, it was a sea of blue.And since the team sucks all they do all game is blow the military to try to draw people in from the bases, it's kind of embarrassing.
Pretty sure you were the weirdest part about San Diego, in fairness to that greay city.
So....guys from the Attitude Era are our nostalgia acts NOW....in fifteen years, who the fuck are they gonna trot out for that spot for the kids watching today? Cena is an obvious one, but...who ELSE? They've done such a piss poor job of building anyone else as being worthy of the fans' respect, that I don't know if they're even going to have a "nostalgia" level roster at that point.
I love RvB. I have the giant blu ray box set of the first 10 seasons.
Kind of like watching a segment on FOXNEWS.
Batista in skinny jeans.
Orton...I guess? 60-year-old Jericho wrestling in a t-shirt?
I just discovered it a couple weeks ago. Reconstruction isn't as good as the first parts.
Cena/Orton, Chapter 100 is a very, very real possibility. And that's fucking sad.
When I lived there I literally had no friends originally from there. It was really weird.
No sadder than Hunter/Rock really, except that one is super famous
And actually a little bit entertaining, promo wise.
It's still funny but they turned it into an actual narrative.
It's very Vegas like that. It was weird seeing more non-Padre gear at the stadium than anything else.
Yeah I enjoyed the simple madcap lack of plot in the first one. The narrative with all these goofs just feels weird.
CM Punk at some point...if Daniel Bryan can go, I think he has the juice to get the crowd into him. They'll trot out Orton but I really don't think the crowd is going to care. They're going to run out of nostalgia acts for Mania within the next five years, come to think of it.
It doesn't even really work. They deck the Padres out in camo to look like the ARMY and don't seem to realize that its a gigantic NAVY town.
Have you gotten to the CGI yet? The fight and actions scenes have more creativity than most blockbuster movies.
That's going to be a fun match. Promos will be great plus I bet they'll have a bunch of Attitude-Era cameos for the match. If they can get Shane, that pop would be huge.
I'm in Volume 7. The graphics have improved but I haven't seen much for fight scenes yet.
LOLI never considered that but oh god you're right, they go all brown in a blue town hahaha
And of course Navy guys tend to think Army guys are complete retards who aren't smart enough to get into the other branches. So they have no interest in cheering a team blowing these guys.
Have gotten to the point of the big twist in the series yet?
That is so goddamn funny. They really fail on every level. When I was there they did a swearing in ceremony for recruits during the stretch...it was horrible.
Church not being a ghost?
Cut Man is sell your soul to the devil good.
I'm almost becoming a responsible adult to my chagrin. My boss told me to take the Monday holiday off and I nearly asked to come in anyway. What is this mature, hard-working shit? I need to immature it up a bit.HORSEDICKMuch better.
Yep. My mind was blown when I first saw that.
"But we always get back up, right, Dad?"
There is no way that was the original plan but that is a hell of writing patch to tie in their first joke to the overall narrative.
Sooooooooo insanely good. I joke about Arrow flashbacks but Season 2 definitely needs more Matt and Dad flashbacks.
Mine is about the same. Stranger is kicking my head in this week
I think they're way past 100 now
Yeah I wa surprised they blew through it all in that ep
I did like the scene in Cut Man that Im sure was an homage to Pulp Fiction"I need to hear you say it.""In the fifth, I go down."
First 3 episodes of Daredevil have been VERY good.
Fourth one is my favorite of S1
First watch? Oh dude your weekend is gonna rule
Looks like I'm in for a treat later tonight then!
I notice pulp fiction in a few places. The scene in the finale where Fisk gives his speech also reminded me of Pulp.
Yeah, first watch. I've been watching about an episode a day or so.
Yes. I was blown the fuck away.
Everyone shut up! HALLWAY.
I'm working the holiday myself. Tough to say no to time-and-a-half.
Coolest thunder god:Raiden or Thor?
Wow that is remarkable restraint, Feyonce and I ate that show alive in about 28 hours.
Thor. I don't see Raiden fucking Natalie Portman
I would say Kane and the Big Show, but they'll probably be still in the main event scene.
Correct answer, I never get to control Thor.
I'm trying to stretch it out as long as I can lol. I'll probably finish the season sometime next week though.
Raiden is not a douche like Thor.
I binged five, then went one a day to stretch it out, cause once it's over, it's over.But then I finished 10-13 consecutively
Raiden's a pretty impressive douche in the MK redo.
Our press days never allow for Monday's off, these type of holidays haven't meant anything to me in years.
He wasn't in MK9, I don't know about MKX.
Yeah this is the first Memorial holiday where I was given it off.
MK9 was almost entirely his fault everyone died. If dipshit had just stayed floating on his cloud all of his pals wouldn't have been killed.Fuck Raiden.
Time and a half would be a different story for me. That said, I have carte Blanche to come in whenever if I want to pick up an extra day down the road.
Or just told his past self, HEY LET SHAO KAHN WIN
So does anyone here ever take a break from bitching about WWE to watch the U.S. NJPW show on Friday nights?
EXACTLY! Like Jesus Raiden if you're going to make that many wild assumptions think you could get lucky on guessing JUST ONCE!
I never ever ever ever ever ever ever volunteer to work anytime I don't have to. Fuck that.
I spread the Word of God by doing different things - including preaching His Word to the unsaved people on this message board.
It's awesome, love Barnett and Ranallo.
On the flip side of Idris Elba thinking Marvel is now beneath him, it was cool to read a Tom Cavanaugh interview where he said he signed onto Flash when he learned he'd be the main costumed supervillain
What exactly has Elba done that makes him better than Marvel now?
Yeah, so beneath him to make a fuck ton of money for five minutes of screen time.
Gonna be watching NXT Unstoppable with the girlfriend tonight. I haven't seen it yet and I've generally avoided spoilers. Though I know Owens wins and Joe shows up at the end.
That Mandela movie no one saw
I hope he comes back, I want to see how much of the Hadith I can quote back at him before he flips out.
He was Spidermandela.
Spoilers: they're FAT!!!
So... The only spoilers that are worth a shit then?
For some reason that text is what's saved to my phone's C/P lolExpect to see it often haha
I know they WANTED him as James Bond but he still hasn't hit that A-List status where he can just tell studios to go fuck themselves. This is going to like Josh Hartnett where the guys gets hyped for like four years and than just abruptly disappears.
You might get the pitching stats.
It was weird reading that Elba has only ever seen a few episodes of The Wire.
SEE! He Hulked out!!!! He just didn't go back to normal that time...
Welllllll...yeah. But I tried REALLY hard to avoid the rest. =p
Plus he's too famous to be JB. You need a supporting guy who can disappear into it like the others.
Didn't he learn anything from Terrence Howard?
Especially if he turns on Hunter, and helps out Rock.
He did a couple of seasons of a wicked BBC show called Luther.
Is he? He seems like he's at just that perfect career point to become Bond. Recognize the name but most don't know the face.
One season of the American Office too!
Right? Th only thing he's too famous for is working at McDonalds.