Howdy Blog O'Doomers!
Not to bother you guys enjoying the music chat but he's the nightly thread.
I liked the Network Special. Good opener. Very good tag match as New Day and Tyson/Cesaro are meshing to the point of where you can give them 15 minutes and get the hell out of the way. And that's pretty incredible given the short period of time both teams have competed against each other.
Couldn't explain why Rusev and Cena had such a horrible, plodding match. But I didn't this format for them because both guys are supposed to be superhero/supervillian types and someone's not going to look good in an I Quit match. But what I like about the few I Quit matches that have worked is they have relatively kept it in the 20 x 20. Try to have a wrestling, work on a body part, throw in some submissions and sell the drama of trying to escape or survive the submissions rather than use every bell and whistle in the book. Both guys can wrestle strong style so they should have done a lot better.
Very good main event and man Orton is just eating these pinfalls. The Shield spot was great as was the aftermath with Rollins holding out the fist and getting pummeled for it. That's called a double payoff right there.
Anyway TV:
RAW is Live
ECF Game 2: Go Lightning!
Mets-Cardinals on ESPN
NCIS has a season finale
New Episodes of The Voice, Dancing With the Stars, The Bachelorette, American Dad, etc. etc.
Keep it clean!
Not to bother you guys enjoying the music chat but he's the nightly thread.
I liked the Network Special. Good opener. Very good tag match as New Day and Tyson/Cesaro are meshing to the point of where you can give them 15 minutes and get the hell out of the way. And that's pretty incredible given the short period of time both teams have competed against each other.
Couldn't explain why Rusev and Cena had such a horrible, plodding match. But I didn't this format for them because both guys are supposed to be superhero/supervillian types and someone's not going to look good in an I Quit match. But what I like about the few I Quit matches that have worked is they have relatively kept it in the 20 x 20. Try to have a wrestling, work on a body part, throw in some submissions and sell the drama of trying to escape or survive the submissions rather than use every bell and whistle in the book. Both guys can wrestle strong style so they should have done a lot better.
Very good main event and man Orton is just eating these pinfalls. The Shield spot was great as was the aftermath with Rollins holding out the fist and getting pummeled for it. That's called a double payoff right there.
Anyway TV:
RAW is Live
ECF Game 2: Go Lightning!
Mets-Cardinals on ESPN
NCIS has a season finale
New Episodes of The Voice, Dancing With the Stars, The Bachelorette, American Dad, etc. etc.
Keep it clean!
I am excited about Raw tonight!
ReplyDeleteFirst World Problems:
ReplyDeleteMy Walmart credit card sent me a code for a free Redbox rental and I can't think of a movie to get.
So, is the World Heavyweight Title match going to be in the Chamber?
ReplyDeleteOh Jesus Christ, we humiliated this poor dude in the office by bringing this Carmen Miranda type of chick to embarrass him and sing to him. This is the best.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this awesome Pampero Firpo promo.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yXuT1d79c
Is there going to be one? I could see a Rollins/Kane vs. Reigns/Ambrose match, taking place before they drop the Chamber.
ReplyDeleteThey have a pretty good storyline reason to with all the JandJ interference.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest internet subplot is Beyonce's crush on LeBron
ReplyDeleteThe past month has been pretty good.
ReplyDeleteOf the three titles up, you think WWE's gonna have two of them change hands?
ReplyDeleteDiva
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeleteSo at what date will WWE break up the Neville/Barrett/Ziggler/Sheamus combo? My bet is September 27th.
ReplyDeleteCurrently watching PJ20 waiting for Raw. It's just so good.
ReplyDeleteGood Thing: Done with homework for the last week of my current class!
ReplyDeleteBad Thing: New class starts tomorrow.
Unless she's wearing a fruit basket on her head, it's not legit.
ReplyDelete:: turns on WWE Network ::
ReplyDeleteRoman Reigns. Never Alone.
:: turns off WWE Network ::
Diva's title. They shouldn't change the others yet.
ReplyDeleteActually that wasn't bad...
ReplyDeleteTry The Babadook if you like horror.
ReplyDeletenot interested on any level.
ReplyDeleteA Kevin Owens appearance to hype Takeover would be welcomed.
ReplyDeleteWatching a SNME on the network; Uncle Elmer and King Kong Bundy weigh in. Elmer refuses to give up a giant bucket of fried pig parts before getting on the scale.
ReplyDeleteWell, duh. He wasn't done eating it yet.
That's cool, just saying it was well done and more interesting than I thought it would be. For the record, I'm fairly indifferent to Reigns myself.
ReplyDeleteThey can put together great stuff; we know this. i can just think of about 500 things I'd rather watch first.
ReplyDeleteBah. I'm going to start lobbying for El Torito to feud with Cena.
ReplyDeleteLike Jerry Springer!
ReplyDeleteuh.
ReplyDeleteno.
yup.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to the event. Yet, I can't quite bring myself to watch NXT every week. Not exactly sure why.
Watching old footage and seeing how FUCKING HUGE Adrian Adonis got is kind of depressing.
ReplyDeletehttp://fat.gfycat.com/SomberVigorousAmphibian.gif
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
Marvs
ReplyDeleteAlberts
ReplyDeleteSlater answers the Cena challenge tonight, right?
ReplyDeleteTensais
ReplyDeleteTorito.
ReplyDeleteHim or Screech
ReplyDeletePrinces
ReplyDeleteI feel ill upvoting this.
ReplyDeleteGoooood
ReplyDeleteGoooooood
Let the sickness flowwwwww
I didn't. Was thinking the exact same thing
ReplyDeleteNo. Just tag and IC.
ReplyDeleteWould Screech give him a Dirty Sanchez?
ReplyDeleteThey'll debut Balor tonight, have him job to Cena, then cough up the title to Jeremy Piven next week.
ReplyDeleteseriously?
ReplyDeleteLame.
You know what? Fuck it. Each match should be in the chamber.
Sheila E's
ReplyDeleteChaka Khan's
ReplyDeleteThe whole roster would have a match!
ReplyDeleteBrother of Chucks.
ReplyDeleteFirst World Problems:
ReplyDeleteI bought a 7" RoboCop figure (as well as a 7" Terminator endoskeleton fig). Went on eBay to find a matching in-scale ED-209 figure to go with the RoboCop. Found one, but it costs $82. At the same time found a 7" Predator figure for $26. Want to get it now but have to wait til I get paid on Wednesday. Dammit!
all at once. Like a Royal Rumble, but in the chamber.
ReplyDeleteI'm still surprised they haven't done a 3 on 3 Elimination Chamber. Wyatts vs. Shield would've been epic.
ReplyDeleteNone of this is ice cream.
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why we didn't get it.
So sad we didn't get that. Their match happened AT Elimination Chamber for God's sake!
ReplyDeleteAlready got that.
ReplyDelete:: Storm's Petrie's house ::
ReplyDeleteYoink!
:: leaves ::
No you don't.
I hear good things about Marine 4.. they say it's the cure for insomnia, and a great way to have sex if you're watching it with a date.
ReplyDeleteThere's a Mad About You/Seinfeld paradox. Kramer exists in Mad About You and one event from a Seinfeld episode carried into a Mad About You episode. Yet Mad About You the show exists in Seinfeld...and the real Jerry Seinfeld makes a cameo in the last season of Mad About You. WUT.
ReplyDeleteKramer was playing himself on the Mad About You episode, like Abed on Cougar Town.
ReplyDeleteNo really sure why people are surprised by New Day/BRC. They had a match on Smackdown a few weeks ago that may be better than the one last night ( I have not watched last night's match)
ReplyDeleteI can't bring myself to watch Smackdown anymore.
ReplyDeleteWatching people talk about wrestling on TMZ is goddamn fascinating.
ReplyDeleteWell it's Monday Night
ReplyDeleteWhich means it's time for Raw
We'll see our superstars Fight
....on Monday Night Raw.
Yeah considering all the talent involved is very talented, it shouldn't; be a shock as to why the matches have been so good.
ReplyDeleteThat's the only good match this month. Totally worth it for me. 4 weeks of crap for that one gem. It's what I'm been reduced to
ReplyDeleteThat tilt-a-whirl backbreaker/elbowdrop combo by Cesaro & Kidd last night was swank.
ReplyDeleteDo the kids still say swank?
Should be some good hockey tonight!
ReplyDeleteMay have to find it on Hulu.
ReplyDeletehighest of recommendations
ReplyDeleteShould be some good *whatever smart people do instead of watching Raw*
ReplyDeleteTMarvZ?
ReplyDeleteThis is the only place I talk about wrestling, or engage in it at all.
ReplyDeleteWe still say it. That's all that counts.
ReplyDeleteHappens to be the title of the first harcore porn mag I ever saw.
ReplyDelete"Wrestling is for people who get their wardrobe from Spencer's"
ReplyDeleteLOL...I love it
The one time I did it was all "how can people watch that fake shit?!"
ReplyDeleteYeah, right.
ReplyDeleteLike those fuckers have anything in my size.
Nah, that was Murphy Brown that Kramer "acted" in. Mad About You had an episode where they actually went to Jerry and Kramer's building.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the fact that programs like The Bachelor are still on the air fucks with me. Couple of bitches from my last job lived and died by that shit.
ReplyDeleteThe Scott Hall thing is getting people goofy, it's fun to watch
ReplyDeleteWe will know the answer, as smart people wouldn't come here.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the name of the June ppv? Refund?
ReplyDeleteYou just ruined the word swank AND pornography.
ReplyDeleteAnd I loved both of those things you sonnovabitch!
ReplyDeleteElimination Chamber 2: Electric Boogaloo
ReplyDeleteSUBSCRIBE TO THE FUCKING NETWORK ALREADY!!!!
ReplyDeletea bit long, but direct.
Money in the Bank.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that July?
ReplyDeleteWhat? It was solid, as far as porn rags go.
ReplyDeleteJuly is Battleground now I think.
ReplyDeleteanyone else think Neville fucked up his left leg on that Red Arrow last night?
ReplyDeleteMoney Removed From Your Bank
ReplyDeleteWould Spirit Squad have gotten over as heels if they had started off as faces like New Day?
ReplyDeleteMoney NOT in the Bank. Slam.
ReplyDeleteTNA should bring back the In Your House concept by shooting small and trying to sell out living rooms.
ReplyDeleteNot my living room mind you, but someone's.
Another Free Monthly PPV
ReplyDeleteheh.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I actually watched an Uncle Elmer match a bit ago.
Zing!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for you. The horrors you must've witnessed.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone figure out if Cole actually said the Network has 3 million subscribers last night?
ReplyDeleteMy living room can hold probably 15 people comfortably.
ReplyDeleteEh. It was essentially a Bundy squash on SNME.
ReplyDeleteLast thing anyone needs is another injured promising act.
ReplyDeleteRight? It's kind of inevitable for that guy though.
ReplyDeleteNot sure TNA can fill that palace. Let's start smaller.
ReplyDeleteWorking out in the summer (or close to it) is so much more satisfying when you sweat out a gallon of water.
ReplyDeleteCould you smell the armpits through your TV?
ReplyDelete:: Standing Ovation ::
ReplyDeleteThe first hour is just cameramen following Eric Young and Dixie going door to door and getting rejected by people
ReplyDeleteMaybe they can give away a Barbie dream house.
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteBut, I was amused by the giant bucket of Giant Pig Parts he refused to give up during the weigh in.
(We Have No) Money In The Bank
ReplyDeleteThere is seriously nothing better than the post work-out smell.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I'm sure it's terrible for everyone else but damn that's the smell of accomplishment.
This is like the episode of Arrested Development when Buster finally joins in complaining about their mother and everyone loves him for it.
ReplyDeleteWatching Raw preshow on the network.
ReplyDeleteI'm never going to be able to hear Rusev blurt out shit in fake Bulgarian without hearing Raiden from Mortal Kombat.
The gym I go to has no air conditioning because it's one of the many things that needs fixed. No heat either. Also, there are buckets scattered all over the facility to catch leaking water.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds less like a gym and more like a crack house.
ReplyDeleteScott Hall apparently fell off the wagon. That sucks.
ReplyDeleteYeah lol.
ReplyDeleteToday I sweat so much that my fingers are all prune like.
Maybe time to switch gyms?
ReplyDeleteThe weird thing is that people don't really work out, but just lays auround with an absent stare on their face
ReplyDeletePlanet Fitness hit the lunk alarm on me Saturday. They can stick it, brother. I'd go somewhere else but they are the only 24hr gym around here.
ReplyDeleteOld habits die hard.
ReplyDeleteI want Stephen Amell to guest host RAW so he can rename Neville's finisher to Speedy
ReplyDeleteDepends on if the guy cornholing another in the bathroom is wearing a Gold's Gym shirt or not.
ReplyDeleteAl Goldstein!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. It's only 1 minute from my house. The next closest gym is about 10 minutes away.
ReplyDeleteDon't they all?
ReplyDeleteSecond hour is them giving up and going to Five Guys to eat.
ReplyDeleteYeah that second gym isn't nearly far enough away for this excuse to work.
ReplyDeleteWas it A Good Day To Die Hard?
ReplyDeleteTime to invest in a few weights and a pull up bar.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, a kettlebell and a bar, that's all you really need.
What caused it to go off? Deadlifting? Squatting? Sneezing? Whispering?
ReplyDeleteLLOL
ReplyDeleteCesaro just called for the banning of Xavier Woods from the world.
Drink hard, I would guess.
ReplyDeleteRufus'
ReplyDeleteI feel like if this ever happened to me actual lunks would be offended at the idea my weak ass ever deserved an alarm.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteI don't think you're doing this right.
I was doing triceps pushdowns and was slamming the weights or so they say
ReplyDeleteNo way man. I'd need dumbbells, flat bench, incline bench, a barbell, plates, squat rack, back hyperextension, pull up bar, lat pulldown, seated cable row, etc. Way too expensive.. I'd rather just pay my $30 a month.
ReplyDeleteDon't the cables there only go up to like 120? I know the DB's at most of them only go up to 65's-80's or so.
ReplyDeleteYou really should start, Hoss. Grab some ice cream, perhaps some Moose Tracks, and enjoy the best hour of wrestling on TV. Plus, you get Alexa Bliss' ass and thighs.
ReplyDeleteto me they contradict themselves. It's supposed to be a place for people to workout but you have to workout they way they want you to. How is that any different from what they are supposed to be against?
ReplyDeleteNone of that shit is necessary to get fit.
ReplyDeletenerdfitness.com
Devin 'Lunk' Harris. I'd own that shit.
ReplyDeleteThis is a solid argument.
ReplyDeleteI was doing 115 or 120, something like that. I mean there is just no way to control it on the way down. It's going to slam.
ReplyDeleteI've been training for about 10 years now lol
ReplyDeleteI'm interested in the Lawler/Kaufman stuff in his documentary. Nothing else.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I'm not good at games.
ReplyDeleteIf I were younger I would have submitted a tough enough video. You wouldn't have given me the nickname in time though.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you know.
ReplyDeleteApparently spending way to much to do so.
ReplyDelete$30 a month for a gym with holes in the roof? What the lol
The worst part is that they had a HUGE grant this past year and they spent all the money on paint, a gazebo, and new cardio equipment even though the stuff we had worked fine.
ReplyDeleteSomeone get Page on the phone. Again.
ReplyDeleteIf it's on the up-and-up then I'd be interested until he came back in 02 or whatever it was.
ReplyDeleteA grant? Wait...are you working out at a school? lol
ReplyDeleteOr a TV preacher speaking in tongues.
ReplyDeleteYMCA.
ReplyDeleteJust kind of suffering from Lawler overkill right now. But, I am always fascinated by the stuff he did with Kaufman.
ReplyDeleteNot as much. Telling you; the Raiden thing is a dead ringer.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be cool if one day WWE streamed RAW live on the Network.
ReplyDeleteHe's resigned to the periodic one-liner on Smackdown but they do a good job of ignoring him and so do I.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay an extra buck or two a month for them to air it.
ReplyDeleteBoD fantasy baseball sucks when more than half your team has the day off due to the schedule.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't mute the volume while I watch Raw, but my brain does a good job of shutting them out about 75% of the time.
ReplyDeleteTo anyone who was around Saturday: turns out the girl from Saturday actually WAS single, so I didn't unknowingly induce someone to cheat. Rather, she gave me a line afterwards so she wouldn't have to see me again! Which...is arguably much worse.
ReplyDeleteBut no harm, no foul!
Hm.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably be willing to go as high as $20 for what we get now, especially if they add in live Raw.
oh I have to hear this story. Re-tell
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteYou may need to work on your kissing skills. either that, or cease to care.
$20 wouldn't be unreasonable.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeletehttp://screengrabber.deadspin.com/tv-cameras-catch-josh-donaldson-telling-angels-fuck-yo-1705313991
cabspaintedmelancholy?
ReplyDeleteI find Raw to be much harder to do since it's 3 instead of 1
ReplyDeleteI've seen the last two minutes of hundreds of NCIS episodes.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Athletes curse?
ReplyDeleteI am 43-17 and 1st overall. Great for me!
ReplyDeleteMet someone on Thursday night, made out, find out she had a bf, felt bad about it afterwards. Literally the same fucking thing happened Saturday night. I came home drunk, went on the BoD (because why the hell wouldn't I?), and moped. But now, this.
ReplyDeletecabspaintedrelief
ReplyDeleteHere's a recent picture of Vince for you all to speculate wildly over.
ReplyDeletehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CE68CbdUsAA3sNZ.jpg
I plan on doing both. At some point.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of RAW... are the golf tips on Sky beforehand...
ReplyDeleteWatching the Bulls games, I found out the last two minutes of every "Castle" episode features them ALMOST kissing!
ReplyDeleteAhhh, well you got to make out, so its not that bad of thing.
ReplyDeleteOMG DEAD NEXT WEEK
ReplyDeleteDoes his face look a little more gaunt?
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to old school Raw because it's the one night a year when this show has a good theme song.
ReplyDeleteYou're going to get Marv going on that MS kick again.
ReplyDeleteWell, time for a waste of 20 minutes.
ReplyDelete20 minutes of Hunter-uh? YES!
ReplyDeleteRaw's off to a roaring start!
ReplyDeleteFirst time since WM? It doesn't feel like that...
ReplyDeleteHaven't watched Raw for months, this is what I come back to?
ReplyDeleteYou have to make your own fun sometimes.
ReplyDeleteSteph looking good in red.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you expect?
ReplyDeleteA new title design?
ReplyDeleteWWE's attempts at political humor are just idiotic.
ReplyDeleteYeah, whatever. You probably have an inside guy feeding you information.
ReplyDelete#jealous