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WWE Elimination Chamber Live Thread

Matches tonight include:

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins (c) for the WWE Title
John Cena vs. Kevin Owens
Intercontinental Title Elimination Chamber Match: Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback vs. King Barrett vs. R-Truth. Rusev has been ruled out for the match and a replacement will seemingly be made tonight
Tag Team Title Elimination Chamber Match: New Day (c) vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores vs. Prime Time Players vs. Ascension
Paige vs. Naomi vs Nikki Bella (c) for the WWE Diva's Title
Neville vs. Bo Dallas

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  1. I'm at the elimination chamber as I type this.

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  2. Corned Biff HashMay 31, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    I may have to pass on this show tonight. Aside from, well, not having the WWE Network for $9.99, the missus has decided tonight should be 'alone time', and I'm too whipped to man up and say no. Enjoy the 'men in underwear rolling around on each other' tonight I reckon.

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  3. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighMay 31, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    Enjoy! I'm excited for this show

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  4. This is a really good card on paper, with only overbooking and poor booking that can possibly kill it.

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  5. Enjoy watching stuff through chain links!

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  6. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z41cXJhg6_4/hqdefault.jpg

    Enjoy your inaugural trip through the inCenarator, Kevin!

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  7. How can it be alone time if there's two of you? When a woman says alone time to me, it usually means them and their vibrator

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  8. Poor booking and overbooking? In WWE? Surely you jest

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  9. Corned Biff HashMay 31, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    My brother is living with us right now, so alone time means 'tell him to go watch the show in his room, you and I are spending time together tonight watching The Notebook."

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  10. Savio Vega will be the mystery entrant, write it down.

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  11. Surprised theres no match announced for the Kick-Off. Only the Miztv segment with Daniel Bryan.

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  12. That's a good movie. Every time I saw that with a lass, I got laid right after. What is it about that movie that turns females so goddamn horny and why do we not have 20 sequels of it by now?

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  13. This has been the best month of WWE programming since probably March of last year. I'm pretty hyped about this show.

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  14. I know. I can already see the Kane and J&J interference in the main event a mile away.

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  15. I haven't watched any of the main shows but everyone is excited for the card, so I'm in.

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  16. Kane! J&J! Roman! BIG SHOWWWWW!

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  17. Those top two matches look pretty good. I might just see if I can acquire this PPV.

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  18. That should be enough to get some people watching. It should still give some people hope that maybe Bryan's career isn't over yet.

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  19. Only top two. Every match on there looks like it could go ****
    Even the Divas match

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  20. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    Here are my six participants for the tag team one.


    Viktor
    Big E.
    Kalisto
    Titus
    Cesaro
    Fernando


    And my upset pick is the Prime Time Players.

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  21. They're in TX? Is the arena going to float away?


    (sorry Stranger; hope you're ok)

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  22. This should be an awesome fucking show, very excited.

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  23. Speaking of vibrators, I had a female roommate once, and in her closet, she had this giant 10-inch rotating dildo that was electric blue.

    I hope she named it Doctor Manhattan

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  24. I would have requested a demonstration.

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  25. We know there will be a actual match as well.
    The "dark match" happens for production reasons as well as for the pre-show, so there will be some kind of match happening.

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  26. Not the Divas match, unless Nikki gets taken out backstage and is unable to compete

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  27. I'm okay too, by the way.

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  28. Corey Graves looks like such a poser wannabee gangster.

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  29. I've really enjoyed Graves' work on commentary. The day Vince steps down, I wouldn't be shocked if he gets put in Booker's chair and he gets sent out to pasture.

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  30. They holding this in the Corpus Christi Public Library? Even during preshow crowds are usually doing stuff, lol.

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  31. Didn't Elimination Chamber continue to be advertised as No Way Out in Germany? #VintageHolocaust

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  32. Rusev out for the Chamber? Oh man, did that match just take a huge nosedive.

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  33. "There are three of you. You're not exactly 'lone.'"

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  34. And here's Stiffler with the tranqu gun.


    "Hello darkness my old friend..."

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  35. When did Renee's lisp begin? I don't remember her having it last year.

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  36. To be fair to Ryback, the injury does not appear to have been in any way his fault.

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  37. Also, add another injury notch to Ryback's wall.

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  38. Yeah maybe. I'm mostly just interested in the top 2.

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  39. Is there any reason why anyone should be wrestling barefoot anymore?

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  40. Nah I mean that just looked like bad luck.

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  41. Sorry I damaged her throat, thrusting too hard.

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  42. It's just funny that injuries happen and it's almost a Sheamus/Ryback binary equation at the moment.

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  43. It's always been there, I actually think it's become less pronounced lately.

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  44. Well, I'm glad to hear it. Stranger is just the only guy I know, off the top of my head, who frequents the BoD from TX.

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  45. Kudos to them announcing it right off.

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  46. Who's the replacement? Former World Champion? Miz?

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  47. Booker claims it'll be a former world champion, so Kane, Show, Swagger or Orton?

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  48. Wellllllll...well it's the BIG SHOOOOOOOW.

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  49. "I'm a journaliss."


    Goddammt, Booker T....

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  50. I'd guess Jericho or Van Dam, but I have no idea.

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  51. Booker clearly consulted Broussard

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  52. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    That pained me...

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  53. If it's Van Dam, will it be for a one shot deal?

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  54. #AskLana. Man, they're going to fishing one appropriate question out of a thousand horrible ones tonight.

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  55. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Got the Network running on my iPhone tonight, I hate working on special event Sundays.

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  56. How often has you broken your accent while on the air? #AskLana

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  57. Is American dick cleaner than Russian dick?

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  58. Are there any pre-show matches?

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  59. He's not even Samoan

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  60. She's always had a bit of a speech thing.

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  61. None announce, just MIZTV with Daniel Bryan

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  62. Swank new outfits for The New Day

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  63. Wouldn't shock me if it was just a house show deal, like the one Jericho is/was on.

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  64. Xavier's going to show off some acting chops tonight!

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  65. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    I enjoy the New Day

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  66. Nice, the wife has on the Star Trek ep where Picard becomes Locutus.

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  67. So it's a Handicap tag team Elimination Chamber Match?

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  68. How hard will Rusev CRUSH you tonight?

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  69. So, now they have blue, green, & purple.


    something something Kool-aid something

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  70. In Your House 4 appreciates the purple.

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  71. I don't mind Kane as a backstage persona, but please stop wrestling. Especially in the main event scene.

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  72. Amazing how they not only salvaged them, but made them one of the more enjoyable acts going.

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  73. I still need to finish out Season 5, and then 6 & 7, on blu-ray.

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  74. God Booker T is awful

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  75. #AskLana - has Rusev begun asking what you were talking about with Dolph just now yet?

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  76. "You can hurt yourself just getting inside the Chamber!"


    Has no one told Booker that there's someone else under the Sin Cara mask these days?

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  77. I maintain that they knew what they were doing with them all along.

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  78. No, what's amazing is that someone backstage thought, "Well, this isn't working. Heel turn and see what happens?"

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  79. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    Byron looks like a black Jason Statham.

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  80. Just think, if Cole got fired we'd end up with one of these idiots.....

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  81. This made me laugh.

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  82. My bathroom doesn't have any chain links.

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  83. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    It was the Honky Tonk Man angle. Came in trying to be a face, it didn't work, so they had him do the exact same stuff as a heel. Fucking beautiful.

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  84. I agree with this, it was like Angle, where they were brought in to be obnoxious forced faces who the crowd turn on.

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  85. Can't I still hold out hope for Regal getting a main show commentary job?

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  86. Football pregames in front of live crowds: People do everything they can to get close
    WWE pregames in front of live crowds: No one in the background gives a shit

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  87. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    I don't think Graves is that bad.

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  88. No way. They were absolutely doomed until Philly destroyed them.

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  89. Regal pulls double duty as a trainer though so he can't leave NXT

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  90. Yep. I've made that comparison. The only thing Honky changed was getting rid of the suspenders, which he may have done while still a face.

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  91. He looks like a man getting a Make a Wish

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  92. Gotta agree with Hoss, I don't see it either.

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  93. She's been going through them lately, it's been fun. It takes a season to get going but they still largely hold up for me.


    Hadn't watched it in a while.

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  94. Is it just me or do none of these younger stars or even NXT guys they are bringing up really give off a superstar vibe? All this stuff screams midcard to me, but that might be the fact that I'm used to wrestlers being "larger than life."

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  95. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    He should be a color guy. He's got a great Ventura-ish style.

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  96. And I say that having not watched last week's Raw or any Smackdowns. But yeah, this is a loaded card.

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  97. For all the "great matches" stuff with the US title open challenge, it has led to some of the worst Cena promos in years.

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  98. I love that they refer to Cena/KO as Champion vs Champion

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  99. Bah, fair enough.

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  100. Its really just the same promo he has been cutting for the past few years.

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  101. I definitely feel the same, even with the indy darlings

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  102. Vince actually wanted Kurt Angle to debut as a face, but told him to cut a whiny heel promo in case the crowd didn't like him when he came out. Which is what happened.

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  103. Dude, Owens has "superstar" written all over him. He's the closest thing to a sure thing they've had in a long time.

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  104. I don't think they've been that bad.

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  105. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    The suspenders would have been heel heat gold! He could have used them to strangle guys all over the place!

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  106. He's....um...well, prettier than Statham. Jason is more rugged. Byron looks like he just came from a manicure. Maybe a pedicure.

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  107. I'd live to create a mad libs book with John Cena promos.

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  108. Ambrose
    Cena
    Owens
    New Day
    Nikki
    Neville

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  109. Exactly. It was way too on-the-nose for me to think they didn't intend for them to be heels.

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  110. You mean the guy who gave Mistico the mask was an Indian Giver?

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  111. His promos have been good.

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  112. They haven't been bad, just generic

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  113. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I see it in the face. Maybe the eyes.

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  114. Agree with everything but the title. Rollins retains.

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  115. They should give Ambrose the title to show that these Network shows matter, but I just don't see it.

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  116. I think Owens and Zayn have a superstar vibe. Finn Balor more-so than the both of them. Other than that, I don't see anyone from the current NXT crop being superstars.

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  117. Why is R-Truth in the match and not Bray Wyatt?

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  118. Because all black guys look alike?

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  119. I fucking love the show. A lot.

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  120. "15 World Champions, 2 Royal Rumble match victories, 11 Wrestlemanias, 57 terrible T-shirt designs..."


    Goddamn, Owens is so great!

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  121. I can't remember the last good Cena promo I saw. They are all just the same.

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  122. They both probably will shortly

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  123. Maybe "annoying" was a better word than worst? It's like, basic Cena promo, then eleventy tons of pandering about Murica on top.

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  124. Truth still has compromising pictures of Vince.

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  125. Affirmative Action

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  126. R-Truth is the token black face.

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  127. Shit.


    I never thought of this.


    Shame on me.

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  128. Graves is the perfect example of why you shouldn't get too tatted up.

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  129. I must've missed that show, I hadn't heard that.

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  130. 15 minutes in and that Offspring song is already on my nerves.

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  131. Oh yeah, saucer separation! Dramatic music!

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  132. John Cena is a fighting champion! Except for tonight!

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  133. Man, I FUCKING LOVE seeing someone beat down Cena.

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  134. "Some people cheer me, some people boo me, 'Murrica, #Opportunities," repeat.

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  135. Luckily it's just one show. For Mania we heard shitty Kid Ink for a month straight.

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  136. Gotta think of a better name than the basic pop up powerbomb. Something snazzy.

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  137. Good lord, I hate hearing these guys talk about corporate sponsors and branding for a match that has been built well.

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  138. Remember when pay-per-views didn't need a damn music theme?

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  139. Last SmackDown

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  140. "Some of my toughest opponents have been Canadians."

    Well, that's an interesting angle to build up Owens.

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  141. Who would have thought that Cena would become a great worker that can't give a promo?

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  142. I have no issues with this being a nontitle match.

    Kevin Owens has not had a match in WWE yet.

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  143. Pop Up Powerbomb has a nice ring to it.

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  144. When's the last time a card had four matches that hit ****

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  145. Hyper Compu Global Mega Bomb

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  146. Shame we'll never see that package piledriver. That's a snazzy move.

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  147. Damn, this Owens-Cena buildup has been epic in a way they just don't do anymore. Looking forward to the match. (Yeah, I know , LOL CENA WINS and all that.)

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  148. Yes, let's go back to NXT Arrival, the last time anyone took Bo Dallas seriously.

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  149. Remember when we used to let Bo Dallas be good?

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  150. Hey, see when Bo Dallas and Neville were over and now they are curtain jerkers!

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  151. How long are they going to keep calling Neville the "new sensation?" Will it be like in ECW when Rhyno was the "rookie monster" two years into his run there?

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  152. To be fair, he can't just blurt out the name Benoit.

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  153. A little...hmm. Light? Can't think of the right word, for a move that looks like death.

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  154. If he beats Cena with it tonight they should steal InCenarator.

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  155. Roddy Piper is the token blackface.

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  156. Mike Awesome won a title in his first WWE match.

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  157. "Former NXT Tag Team Champion"

    Is there a lowlier distinction in WWE?

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  158. uh.


    The KO Super Bomb?


    The Pop Up Punisher?


    The Knocked You Out?


    eh.


    Pop Up Powerbomb is fine. They don't really seem to name moves anymore.

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  159. Wrestlemania X7's the only card Scott's given that many out to.

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  160. Amazing what happens when you have a unique thing people haven't seen before or overly exposed.....

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  161. Last time I remember four around the ***1/2 and above level was MITB 2013.

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  162. Oh, Booker definitely can, it's just a question of whether his mouth's gonna go faster than his brain. You know he's susceptible to it, heh.

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  163. I think he did a version of it with a match on NXT. Kind of looked like a shoulderbreaker.

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  164. The hell is Byron Saxton talking about. This dude says some of the most ridiculous crap.

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  165. INXS could probably use the royalties... maybe they can spring for the theme song...

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  166. My picks
    Rollins
    Owens
    Ziggler
    Kidd/Cesaro
    Nikki
    Neville

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  167. LOL, if that happens, I definitely support that.

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  168. Crush won a title BEFORE his first WWE match!

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  169. I'm waiting for a hot dog to explode in Dean's face or something and cost him the Rollins match.

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  170. That explains it, I don't watch that.

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  171. Awesome actually won the title before his first WWE match

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  172. I'm honestly surprised they haven't ever done a divas elimination chamber match.

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  173. No one is allowed at ringside.

    Under the ring is an entirely different thing, though, as demonstrated by Demolition at Summerslam 90.

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  174. No Brie at ringside?!? So much for me watching the show. Brie is the best thing on TV!

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  175. Oh, no. NO no no. Someone would fucking die. The botches would be horrid.

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  176. You cannot pin someone unless you're having a match with them.

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  177. Current Intercontinental Champion.

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  178. That would mean they would have to wrestle at least 20 min

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  179. Buh-buh-buh-BRIE MOOOOOOOODE

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  180. I need you tonight.

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  181. They have always been hesitant to have Divas in hardcore style matches, WWE has only had maybe half a dozen since the Attitude era.

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  182. Nikki has been champ for more than 200 days? There's something SERIOUSLY wrong with that.

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  183. "Nikki Bella is on the verge of becoming the longest-reigning Divas champion of all-time!"


    Shoot me.

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  184. Your parallax's favorite now

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