Friday, June 12, 2015

BoD Friday Night Thread

Only sport in action tonight is MLB, highlighted by the Kansas City Royals (34-23, 1st in the AL Central) in St. Louis to face the Cardinals (39-21, 1st in the NL Central) at 8:15e/7:15c.

There may be a PPV watch going on this evening, just ask around.

Whatever is happening, bring it here.

813 comments:

  1. ...and saw there was no ice cream and left angrily.

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  2. Is anyone else getting randomly disqus-followed by TripleS begging to be unbanned?

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  3. Once Hulk Hogan's lawsuit takes down Gawker he will have enough money and mainstream popularity to be given the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam and this will skyrocket the network numbers.

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  4. Macklin, Man Without FearJune 12, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    The PPV is Survivor Series 1999 and the time is in 30 minutes, playa.

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  5. Stranger In The AlpsJune 12, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    Nah. He'll just finance another edition of Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

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  6. I'll take a Hogan championship reign in 2015 if it means the end of Gawker.

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  7. :: Whoosh ::

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  8. Stranger In The AlpsJune 12, 2015 at 5:30 PM

    *looks over my shoulder*


    What was that??

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  9. http://news.sky.com/story/1501109/head-transplant-patient-were-making-science



    Doctor hopes to do the world's first head transplant by 2017. This sounds so fucking cool.

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  10. I hope his goal is to eliminate butterfaced girls the world over.

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  11. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    Came into my own apartment like

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/lemonadedrink/tiptoesneak2.gif

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  12. Odd, that's how I left your apartment.

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  13. You guys missed some awesome women wrestling naming after feminine hygine in the day thread's death rattle

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  14. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    At least she's fucking somebody

    http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA0LzE0LzlhL3R1bWJscl9pbmxpLjNmN2QyLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTg1MHg4NTA-CmUJanBn/70278d27/fb1/tumblr_inline_n3wvaxqt311ssvi6h.jpg

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  15. You're not the real Parallax, I don't care what the post count says. The REAL Parallax would STRUT THE FUCK OUT of that apartment.

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  16. Would the entrance music be performed by Wings?

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  17. Anyone here watch "Daredevil"? If so, does it get better?
    I'm 3 episodes in and trying to like it. Still not giving up yet...

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  18. I don't think anyone here has seen it.

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  19. Macklin thinks it sucks. Says its the worst show ever.

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  20. There is ALWAYS a PPV watch going!


    That is the only contribution my freeloading ass makes around here, that and starting the "botches aren't shoots" crap with Meekin.

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  21. What show is this?

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  22. For the second time today, nope.

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  23. Macklin, Man Without FearJune 12, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    Never seen it.

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  24. I was all in from ep one so....perhaps not. I am 9 eps in and thought 8 and 9 were dragging a bit

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  25. I gave up after 3 episodes.
    It's dull, bad choreography and very underlit.

    Give me Arrow/Flash anyday.

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  26. Yeah, and sadly it appears he was unbanned. Followed by one of those "I'm sorry, no I'm not" bullshit posts.

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  27. I meant to say...is that the show with Andy Dwyer?

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  28. Survivor Series 1999 tonight at 8 pm EST!


    Main Event: Triple H vs The Rock vs "A MYSTERY COMPETITOR!"


    Be there or be square!

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  29. I havent seen those either. I guess I favor DC mostly. Gotham is one of my favorite shows, and I know the majority of reviews seem to hate that show.

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  30. You know who never saw it? Daredevil.

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  31. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Always.

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  32. Unless your the guy who is probably going to die when it is first attempted.

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  33. Gawker vs. Hogan? I take the website group I only like about 20% of vs. the Orange Goblin I like about 1.1% on a good day.

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  34. THAT was good.

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  35. Macklin, Man Without FearJune 12, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Uh the main event is actually HHH vs. Rock vs. Stone Cold.

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  36. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Yeah, the leading candidates were Tammy Pon, and Maxxie Pad, managed by Auntie Flo.

    #RUSSORIFFIC!

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  37. Thanks. Please upvote accordingly.

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  38. Dude's quality of life is so low, it is worth it to him.

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  39. CARD SCHEDULED TO CHANGE Macklin you beautiful, mulatto goddess!

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  40. Would their speciality be a First Blood Match?

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  41. You are in the minority, in these parts. I'm in episode 2 now. It's ok, but i don't see why all the love for it

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  42. io9's pretty sweet tho.

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  43. Gee I hope it's Pete Gas

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  44. Gave it two eps and couldn't deal with it. was not a fan

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  45. I guess you could say someone is going to give head.

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  46. Because he was in the show....and it wasn't a documentary right? 4th wall and shit

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  47. No not really. I made it through 10 eps and it still sucked so I bailed. Don't bother

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  48. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJune 12, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    What does everybody want???

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  49. http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/LOFI-HATERS.jpg

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  50. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    So aside from Reddit's hilarious meltdown over the ban-hammering of R/Fatpeoplehate, the net has been pretty quiet lately.

    That being said, I am sorta shocked that none of the neckbeards has doxxed or otherwise net-harassed Reddit CEO Ellen Pao yet. Seems like the sort of retaliatory shit they would engage in.

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  51. A lot of its going to depend on if you're a Marvel or a DC guy I think. The majority of us are Marvel guys so it had universal acclaim at first. If you prefer your superheroes bright like Flash than probably not the best for you.

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  52. Nah. I'm good. Had strawberry shortcake at Cracker Barrel, which included ice cream. Was fucking brilliant.

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  53. "How's laughing now" - Ted Williams' son, if he could

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  54. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJune 12, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Survivor Series 1999 is one of those shows where the dispersion of talent made it look like they had a shitty roster. The talent depth wasn't THAT bad, but the way they spread out the scrubs made it seem like the star power was even lower than it was

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  55. ....I have no idea what you are saying here

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  56. I actually emailed Scott; he said the ban remains and whoever posted is fake.

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  57. Given its reddit, she probably asked for it being a woman.

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  58. I do like bright colors. I'm simpleton like that.
    Gotham is darkish though.

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  59. I've known a lot of you for several years now and I feel like this is a place I can finally come clean and be who I am. I don't know how to really say this so I am just going to come right out and say it...


    I'm black.

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  60. Hulk sex tape exclusively on wwe network. ALL THE NETWORK SUBSCRIPTIONS

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  61. What the fuck is Gawk-


    Oh, no. Wait. I don't care.


    Carry on.

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  62. I'm assuming you're waiting for flow.

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  63. :: My parents come on to the BoD and debunk it ::

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  64. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    *Golf Clap*

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  65. Ah its all over for Reddit...rest in piss sweet prince, rest in piss

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  66. I respect you.

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  67. Shelton BenjaminJune 12, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    Art, your "night thread/A material" comment has given me the giggles

    It's funny because it's true

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  68. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 12, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    Happy valentines day to everyone.

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  69. The big UK TV event of the week was a one off special of TFI Friday, a music & random shit show form the 90s that everyone has been raving about all week, because it's going to be live & edgy.

    Not only did I not watch but I read a recap and as part of the live and edgy live edginess, a formula one driver was asked by an audience member in a live and edgy fashion
    ‘What colours are your front doors?’
    to which Lewis Hamilton replied
    “I don’t have many front doors”

    The best of British tv people!

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  70. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    You didn't add 'Bookerman', thus your post is invalid.

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  71. uh...you're off by a few months there, pard.

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  72. Valentine's Day was four months ago you silly son of a bitch.

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  73. You have inspired me...............I'm....I'm not really Peyton Manning

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  74. Shelton BenjaminJune 12, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    He didn't say he was Booker, man

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  75. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 12, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    It's Valentine's Day in Brazil.

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  76. *stops leaving valuables in the top 5 lounge*

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  77. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 12, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    It's today in Brazil.

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  78. I was not seated and now my tailbone is broken due to the shock caused by this revelation.

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  79. Do you worry that people will forget that you're from the UK if you don't shoehorn it into every post you make?

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  80. Oh, gee. So sorry that it's gritty not full of shiny, happy people.


    jerk.

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  81. LMAO legit. Well played.

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  82. It was clearly a fake account, dude

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  83. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    I know you jest, but if you go to R/all, there actually ARE trollfucks that are suggesting that. Well, that, and that she must actually BE a fatty to have come down so hard on the fat-haters. All photographic evidence to the contrary of course.

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  84. No, I was pretty sure I had the actual reddit mentality down.

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  85. We only care about real countries.

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  86. Can you get his cock out of your mouth long enough to say it?

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  87. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    Given that Reddit is the hub for people terrified of mean language I'm surprised any of those subs were ever allowed to exist in the first place.

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  88. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    Oh you do.

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  89. Does it mean the same thing there? Because here its not the kind of thing one dude wishes another dude usually.

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  90. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    Uh....you're thinking of Tumblr there, Marvo.

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  91. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 12, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    HOSS DANCE TIME.

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  92. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    No, I'm thinking of reddit.

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  93. I'm kind of curious how St. Valentine get's two different days.

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  94. How Rude! - Jar Jar Binks

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  95. TBF removing the whole thing is time consuming.

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  96. Yeah that's lame. Oh well it was time for everyone to move on to something new anyways. I've actually never posted at Reddit or signed up but I enjoy reading all the stuff sometimes. Fatpeoplehate was hysterical.

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  97. already done it today, sir. Can't overdue dancing Hoss.

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  98. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    *Uncomfortable Laugh and Hand-Wringing*

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  99. Their Brazilians, they tend to just do things wrong.

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  100. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Yo Psycho, here's a dollar. Go get some BURN OINTMENT BEYATCH.

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  101. Happy Brazilian Valentine's Day to you all. In honor of this (cough cough) holiday, I will be nude for the remainder of the evening.


    Enjoy.

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  102. by shoehorn you mean in the only post I made today that refers specifically to something in the UK. I made it clear that I am referring to the UK?

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  103. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    Palentine's day?

    http://i.imgur.com/cCWpbwj.gif

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  104. All they know is soccer and selling their daughters to tourists. And they can't even call soccer the correct name.

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  105. My eyes!
    The goggles, they do nothing

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  106. :: Begins typing with one hand ::

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  107. Shelton BenjaminJune 12, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    Lol at the head transplant story

    Doc neglected to mention he can't transplant that little thing called life.

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  108. Rorschach's JournalJune 12, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    Nope. Not even close by a LONG fucking shot. Unless you have no idea of how reddit works, which I don't think is the case. I mean, it's a haven for a LOT of things, but sensitive people AIN'T one of them. Even TwoX has gotten noticeably hostile lately.

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  109. Per Reddit, one of the greatest Stunner sells I've seen outside The Rock: http://i.imgur.com/NEoUTd0.gifv

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  110. LOLPics called. They say you're overdoing it with gifs.

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  111. What's the guy gonna do about it? Sue him if it doesn't work?

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  112. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 12, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    OH GOD NO!

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  113. Was that exposed as a fake news story that somehow went viral a couple months ago?

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  114. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img384/9351/fatboy.gif

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  115. #HOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

    *waves flag*

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  116. I love that Jobber not only knew what R/fatpeoplehate was, but in fact had been a regular visitor.

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  117. ok ,ok.

    http://s5d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/18707246_Honey-Badger-Dance.gif



    #HOSSDANCE

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  118. I think he's going to do it in China to avoid Western legal restrictions.

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  119. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    Gah, I hated the Rock's Stunner-sell; made it feel so cheesy and fake.

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  120. That's funny. I know this very vocal chick that without a doubt always works the fact that she's british into every conversation. It makes me crazy.

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  121. Kinda of a dick move from the parents of the white pretending to be black girl imo.

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  122. I strongly advise against anyone clicking on this.


    Jeez. I least I have actual hair on my body.

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  123. Always liked Foleys the best myself. Angle had a good one too

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  124. Hip Hop Hooray!

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  125. I just find that whole thing humorous. Can you be transracial?

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  126. It's one of the funniest things ever.

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  127. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    Every time I've ventured gone outside of /r/askhistory all I see is a swirling mass of sensitive white people complaining.

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  128. Go back to your warm beers. everything is fine.

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  129. Awesome. Sooo much blood too :)

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  130. See what you did? YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID???

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  131. Shelton BenjaminJune 12, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    The #LIBERALELITE do

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  132. The one where he landed on his feet and ran in a circle and timed it perfectly for Austin to hit him in the face with a chair was amazeballs.

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  133. I agree in the concept, I just did not know it existed until it was too late.

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  134. *gives you a bouquet of roses,.slow claps*

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  135. so...are they racist for not wanting a black daughter?

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  136. The best Stunner was at Backlash '99 when the Rock got the TV video camera and then Austin gave him the middle finger and hit the move.

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  137. Sure. Sammy Sosa's transracial now.

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  138. Shelton BenjaminJune 12, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    I dunno, Cult just posted it as gospel

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  139. No idea but the girl seems like a good person.

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  140. Figured the avatar was enough of a giveaway

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  141. I enjoy that kid totally no sells me when I fuck with him now. He's grown up right in front of our eyes.

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  142. I spent my day off accidentally reading Kurt Cobain murder theories all day.

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  143. Especially about opie!

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  144. Well, you are black. Im assuming you are suddenly unemployed but have an enormous penis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP42y28GTqc

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  145. Hi, I'm Hoss. That's what I do.

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  146. I dunno if they're racist but the clip I saw of them they definitely come off as assholish.

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  147. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJune 12, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    Survivor Series '99 Rebook:


    - HHH, X-Pac, Road Dogg, & Mr. Ass (w/Tori) vs. Kane, Test, Chyna, & Jericho (w/Stephanie)


    - Rock, D-Lo, Godfather, & Henry vs. Mankind, Snow, Faarooq, & Bradshaw


    - Edge, Christian, & Hardy Boys vs. Holly Cousins & Dudley Boys


    - Big Show & no one vs. Boss Man, Mideon, Viscera, & Albert


    - Headbangers vs. Too Cool

    - Venis vs. Bulldog, European Title


    - Divas Elimination Match


    - Angle vs. Stasiak

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  148. Well she's definitely in trouble for lying about her race on applications and then alleging racism against her by other places despite not actually being black. That's all I know.

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  149. Seems productive.

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  150. Shelton BenjaminJune 12, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    What was it

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  151. Crack the case?

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  152. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    I don't see the difference in transracial identity over transsexual identity, personally. If a human born a man can claim to be a woman, it's the natural progression for people to not identify with their 'birth race'.

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  153. Dude, you ARE America

    https://youtu.be/fKJDAVvs_JA

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  154. Have the Cubs dis-owned him since the steroid stuff?

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  155. I did. Nobody would believe me though.

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  156. Not enough Mean Street Posse

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  157. Courtney had him killed.


    You're welcome.

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  158. It was lots of funny pictures and stuff people would post. One of my faves ever came from the Berlin mall Walmart!

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  159. Apparently my white trash neighbor across the hall has broken up with my white trash neighbor downstairs. They are now running through the foyer of the building screaming at each other.

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  160. Just seems to open a can of worms when you think of existing civil rights laws, affirmative action, etc.

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  161. How was his doc? Didn't finish it myself

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  162. There is science tho that backs up gender issues. I have no idea about racial. I've never heard of it before.

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  163. I assume you'll be fucking her later?

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  164. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    Oh, I'm sure it will. And it's as stupid as any other cause du jour is.

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  165. It was the whole being white now thing that led to the disowning.

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  166. Everyone knows that. But the timeline of events and the paper trail she left should be looked into.

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  167. Not to mention how feminists are already fighting over the Jenner stuff, with some saying that Jenner might identify as a woman but cannot really know what a "true" woman's experience is or whatever. It makes my head hurt!

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  168. Meltzer gave 7 matches from SurSer 99 under **

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  169. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


    Just my two cents; it's not inherently what I believe to be right and proper, but what I think will come to pass. It's the ultimate postmodern world now.

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  170. Invite her in to support her in this difficult time.

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  171. Dude. Do not associate me with the goblin, please. Didn't Windham and Rotunda have that first?

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  172. Thank God my apartment is nothing but old, quiet white people

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  173. Charlton CrestonJune 12, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    So my house last night then, wait until you hear the man start crying and screaming "I want to go to sleep!"

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  174. Get on that while the getting is good!!!

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  175. I wonder what the eventual backlash against this "postmodern" world is. Everything is a pendulum, so I'm quite interested to see what the reactive movement against it will be and how that will manifest itself in a decade or so.

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  176. Well, if they thought she was black, it's still racist.

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  177. See. I swear we were separated at birth.

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  178. Waitasecond.


    Did that used to be fatchicksinpartyhats.com? If so OH MY GOD I FORGOT THAT EXISTED!!!!

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  179. Corned Biff HashJune 12, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    I'm trying my best to ignore it. I've said it once, I've said it 5 million times. I don't hate Jenner because he is now a she, I hate Jenner because that entire family are nothing more than attention whores who aren't worthy of any attention.

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  180. I'm always up for a good conspiracy theory but I figure if Grohl/Novacelic(sp?) thought that, they'd try to stir shit to get her merch/song rights taken away and if she thought they COULD stir shit, she wouldn't be a twat about all things Nirvana

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