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I quit


> Sick of people from NPP harassing me because I post review on the blog.
>
> I'd rather give up now than having a meltdown a few months from now.
>
> I'm sorry and I really thank you for the opportunity.
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> Matt Perri

Well that seems totally legit.

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  1. This has reached previously unheard of levels of stupid.

    This is why we can't have nice things.

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  2. Macklin, Man With The KnightJuly 1, 2015 at 10:26 AM

    Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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  3. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJuly 1, 2015 at 10:26 AM

    Why do the trolls at NPP bother people so much?

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  4. Wow. My very own thread. All about lil' ol' me.

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  5. So wait, is this real or troll? Like the Attitude Era, the lines of fiction and reality are BLURRING!

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  6. XD at your avatar pic

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  7. Fake. It's been a fun morning dealing with this twat. You have no idea.

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  8. So let me get this straight, the fake Perri has been writing Raw reviews for the last few months?!?!?

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  9. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarJuly 1, 2015 at 10:31 AM

    BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON????

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  10. I'm calling it: BoD Summerslam main event - Matt Perri vs. Fake Matt Perri

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  11. I can't believe someone bothered Scott at work over this.

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  12. I'll be tuning into Nitro to find out what happens

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  13. Macklin, Man With The KnightJuly 1, 2015 at 10:33 AM

    I been putting shampoo on my sandwiches!?

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  14. Yep. The Brewers have MLB's shitty Khris Davis. The "C" makes the other one play better.

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  15. I'm still #38. Fucking stuck there it seems.

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  16. I can honestly say that I never even went to his site before yesterday and haven't opened his raw reviews in weeks.

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  17. What is NPP?

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  18. Marvgaret HoulihanJuly 1, 2015 at 10:35 AM

    Well this post sure won't further encourage the troll at all.

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  19. Sounds like a fringe, vaguely racist political party.

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  20. Happens all the time.

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  21. I agree that TV-14 is not the solution. I'd argue NXT is pretty PG and it's awesome, so that's not the problem. But you also don't have to stay up until 11:15 on a school night to watch the main event of NXT. The timeslot absolutely matters if you're marketing to kids.


    And trust me, if you're a fan who HAS kids, you don't have 3:15 of free time on a Monday night, either, so no one watches.

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  22. Cause the booking sucks,

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  23. Helps create a culture of trolldom and then claims his hands are clean when it gets out of hand. *shakes head*

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  24. This is why I've not done a spec review of Superstars yet. Fake Biscuit is just too much.

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  25. I saw the headline and thought, 'a Flair/Funk question?'

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  26. Anyone got any examples of the harassment? I must've missed it

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  27. Spurs resign Danny Green, are gonna resign Kawhi to a max deal, and now head off to Camp LaMarcus with cap room after trading Tiago Splitter

    OHHHHH HELLLLLL YEAH

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  28. I have a property tax payment due today but I cannot find the bill. Huh.

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  29. Stardust finally feels some remorse for fucking Cody Rhodes' wife?

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  30. I love this for some reason:

    http://thebiglead.com/2015/07/01/this-colin-cowherd-interview-with-jim-harbaugh-was-awkward/

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  31. We're 64 F here today, and I couldn't be happier about it.

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  32. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJuly 1, 2015 at 11:05 AM

    Oh yeah, I guess Hammer was a face by then

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  35. Duh, because he was a GI JOE!!!

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  36. Ummm Rusev in a tank > everything else known to man...

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  37. The mini-ring carts at Westlemania 3 and 6 cant be topped as a vehicle getting to the ring

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  38. Ricardo Rodriguez and his ratty '88 Nissan 240SX at the 2012 Royal Rumble.

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  39. http://s13.zetaboards.com/UWFOnline/topic/7302634/1/

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  40. The Mexicools on the "Juan Deeres" was tremendous.

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  41. Simon Dean's segway!

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  42. Don't forget Kurt's milk truck.

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  43. My favourite Austin vehicle moment would be when he wrestled NOD Rock at that other wise shitty Dec PPV. But I agree with the e-mailer nothing top LATINO HEAT lowriders.

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  44. Austin with the first beer truck remains the gold standard purely for the way he dragged lights along and nudged the Titantron. It looked natural and unplanned.
    Angle's milk truck was pretty ace too.

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  45. I guess that doesn't count since never rode to the ring, but the answer for me is MONSTER TRUCKS from Halloween Havoc 95.

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  46. If only Vince had that tank in 1995, wcw nitro wouldn't of even got off the ground.

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  47. Austin in the zamboni! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpRv1FVAvsI

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  48. No love for the DX Express?

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  49. Did love the LOD riding to the ring on Harleys at SummerSlam '92 with Ellering having Rocco at the front.
    Heenan: "The Dummy is driving the bike!"

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  50. There's Austin in the zamboni and there's everything else.

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  51. That was also the show that the Undertaker rode a hearse, with a casket, to the ring. That was awesome.

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  52. Beer truck or nothing.

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  53. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgWGTZxiAHo

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  54. Rusev on a freaking tank, with Lana. Switches the light off and leaves the room....

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  55. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJuly 1, 2015 at 11:47 AM

    Angle milk truck
    Flair helicopters
    Giant/Hogan monster trucks

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  56. Two questions to this. First, why didn't Warrior go along with Savage and say he could be the first challenger if he beat Slaughter? Didn't he seem like kind of a pussy yelling no so loudly?
    Secondly, part of the above angle is that Slaughter DID promise Savage the first shot if he won. Did that match ever happen?

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  57. The Polish HammerJuly 1, 2015 at 11:52 AM

    We need more unique ring entrances. Maybe they can give Barrett a new gimmick where anyone he pins has to carry him to the ring piggyback before his next match.

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  58. The McMahon Corvette after it was filled with cement. That was such a great moment!

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  59. Wish they bring them back for 32.

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  60. Barrett has to go on the shelf again before they give him a new gimmick; you don't know this drill by now?

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  61. Everybody is forgetting the DX TANK!! already. Come on now.

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  62. 1. Juan Deere riding mowers
    2. Who cares? Nothing beats #1

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  63. Easy #1 in my book

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  64. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJuly 1, 2015 at 12:32 PM

    Yes. Sherri had the charisma and sleazy character to match him perfectly

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  65. Sting rappelling from a helicopter on Nitro whenever that was (98-99 ish)

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  66. He was suspended by Jack Tunney for insulting the big bossman's mom

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  67. CruelConnectionNumber2July 1, 2015 at 1:08 PM

    Big Buibba Rogers --- HE GOT HIM A BICYCLE!!!!!!!!

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  68. CruelConnectionNumber2July 1, 2015 at 1:08 PM

    Big Buibba Rogers --- HE GOT HIM A BICYCLE!!!!!!!!

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  69. I have a dream that one day someone will drive a digger to the ring, but instead of the scoop, it'll have the Smackdown fist attached, and they'll use the incredibly fiddly controls to make the digger punch whoever they're feuding with with the Smackdown fist.

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  70. There was an episode of the JBL & Cole Show where Bad News Barrett was riding his giant lift through the backstage area. I feel like there was some missed potential with this.

    Also, Kurt Angle's milk truck.

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  71. Here's a wrestling wedding that WOULD NOT SUCK


    Rick Rude marries Sensational Sherri


    Jesse Ventura officiates the wedding


    Mr. Perfect is best man


    Bobby Heanen gives Sherri away


    Jimmy Hart, HTM, and Slick perform at the ceremony


    it would be HEEL HEAVEN!!!!~~

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  72. I just Ctrl+F searched for "Rocco" to see if anybody posted this before I did, you didn't disappoint sir.

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  73. Stunners and backdrops onto the truck for everybody!

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  74. there's no way Tunny would have allowed Savage getting a title match after interfering at the Rumble

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  75. Taker's WM9 entrance with the chariot and vulture is so underrated.

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  76. James M. FabianoJuly 1, 2015 at 1:27 PM

    I'll see you that and raise you the hearse at SummerSlam '92.

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  77. James M. FabianoJuly 1, 2015 at 1:29 PM

    No Lex Express? Maybe the Austin bus with him kicking everyone's ass would have been better...

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  78. James M. FabianoJuly 1, 2015 at 1:30 PM

    The Road Warriors used motorcycles...but since they were usually piggybacking onto the real drivers, I can see how the coolness and even macho-ness of that hasn't held up.

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  79. I've grown to like Cena's Ford Mustang entrance at WM23

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  80. Everything > Hunico and Camacho's lowrider bicycles

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  81. It's the greatest moment in Raw history!

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  82. A series of vignettes with Austin making stops in random hick towns and dishing out stunners to the locals would have been gold.

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  83. That would be a fun gimmick if they even intended on Barrett pinning somebody again.

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  84. The artist later known as DDP driving Rhythm and Blues to the ring in a pink Cadillac? Or am I misremembering that?

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  85. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJuly 1, 2015 at 1:59 PM

    My god....its so good.

    Rick Martel as a groomsman too

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  86. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogJuly 1, 2015 at 2:01 PM

    Olivia wants that Swandon mahogany

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  87. Dynamic Dudes with their skateboards.

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  88. Not a 'vehicle' per se, but Macho King and Queen Sherri being carried to the ring on a throne by various servants.

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  89. Brian 'Spanky' Kendrick barging in on an interview segment riding a pogo stick.

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  90. Flair lands in a helicopter and then has the women escort him to the ring vs. Ricky Morton at the Great American Bash 1986.

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  91. And he didn't even had a match at Summer Slam, so why not make the gravest challenge at Royal Rumble? Taker would have been longer champion than he was then later that year. If they wanted the controversy for the Ric Flair Rumble 92, they could have turned SID heel after Summer Slam 91 and give him the title match at the Survivor Series and then at Tuesday in Texas and then Sid could be a heel at the Rumble to eliminate Hogan for Wrestlemania. For example.

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  92. I don't think it matters much with the Steroid Trial looming and all the changes that came about in '92-93.

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  94. He lost to AJ.

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  95. Didn't angle once ride a scooter to the ring mocking the undertaker? If not he should have because whether it happened or I'm imagining it - it was awesome/would've been awesome, respectively.

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  96. That feel when the mini carts were in that one Smackdown vs. Raw game. Unf.

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  97. Where does CM Punk on the side of Cena's 1940s gangster car rate?

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  98. That was amazing for the sheer volume of the crowd when Austin literally hits the ring in his Zamboni and it was followed by an ANOTHER white hot segment of the Undertaker and Kane breaking Vince's leg.

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  99. I never understood the argument that someone doesn't need the title because he is over enough because KAYFABE in real sport EVERYBODY wants to be the champion. It would be like the NFL saying to a team that they don't need to win the superbowl, because they make enough money otherwise.

    For me everybody should want the title and the best guy/most over guy should get the title or at least fight for it. Yes you should build other guys, but the title never makes the star, the star makes the title. If the star sucks, the title isn't worth anything.

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  100. Austin had the best vehicles by far, bet truck, zamboni, and then the atvs hed always drive around the ring making the ring crew have to dive for cover.

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  101. Wrestlemania 6, yup.

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  102. This one cannot be topped.

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  103. Raw after Backlash 2004 I thought.

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  104. Bret surfing to the ring on the tears of the wrestlers who told him he was just as great a guy as he was a wrestler should have happened.

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  105. I think that happened, and Undertaker destroyed it?


    I remember Al Snow driving a kid's race car around to annoy Bob Holly.

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  106. Andrew ChampagneJuly 1, 2015 at 3:46 PM

    Kurt Angle in the milk truck or GTFO.

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  107. Do the Hogan and Giant sumo trucks count? They did drive them to the sumo ring...

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  108. A winner is you. At least until somebody takes a jetpack to the ring.

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  109. Whoa! Never even imagined Santana & Steamboat teamed, but now I stumble upon them versus the Dream Team on the Network!

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  110. I really loved stings entrance from helicopter on nitro

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  111. I think they actually drove them at SS 92

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  112. Austin wins. My fave is when he drove the truck to the DX ppv and beat up The Nation.

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  113. And quite the match it turned into..!

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  114. Hey a hot dog cart has wheels.

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  115. Just wait until the day that Dean Ambrose comes to the ring in a unicycle. Minds will be blown!

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  116. Flair, Bash '85, in a helicopter.

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  117. Yea I noticed that also.I remember j.r or king saying kane wasnt there and I knew he was gnna run in because the canisters

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  118. Yea he's like a wrestler from bizzaro world no emotion during the match but pissed when there's a botch

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  119. Chavo with Pepe.

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  120. I always felt that was hogan.having bret change heel face so much that the fans didn't care anymore

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  121. Bret helped make steve and the win for steve was at wm14 if not for Montreal

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  122. The only correct answer to this question is the motorized ring cart from the early Wrestlemanias.

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  123. He did and offered it to taker as a peace offering but taker threw it off stage I think

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  124. Wm9 I think is better because the vulture and the Egyptian theme and taker being death itself.but ss92 was awesome.

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  125. According to Russo that was a rocket launcher...bro

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  126. Vince spared no expense getting guys over that car was around $50,000.

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  127. That guy deserves better idk what he's lacking in there eyes

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  128. Kerwin White driving a golf cart (with one of the best entrance themes ever playing in the background).

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  129. 1. The Giant in his monster truck running over Hulk Hogan's hog in front of a group of kids

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  130. Surprised nobody has used a Segway yet. It's so far behind the times that Vince should be aware of it now.

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  131. Did Edge ever ride Lita to the ring?

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  132. Someone already mentioned that Simon Dean did that schtick about 10 years ago. The Dean Machine.

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  133. They should have had Justin Gabriel parachute into a Wrestlemania before releasing him.

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  134. In my defense, who remembers Simon Dean?

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  135. Chavo Guerrero on his wooden horse.

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  137. Orton is such a weird phenomenon. Beloved by legends. Hated-ish by smarks. Pretty popular with normal fans, but never a transcendent talent. Pushed to the moon but never Vince's favorite.

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  138. Mexicools riding lawn mowers. Everything else is just background noise.

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  139. Not really iconic, but James Storm riding a motorized beer cooler fit the character perfectly.

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  140. I think that was actually his Caddy, too.

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  141. I believe the obvious answer is The Black Scorpion's spaceship.

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  142. X-Pac was notoriously bad for this- if he was winning, he'd be ultra-peppy and jump around a lot. If he was jobbing, he would just stomp down all pouty.

    Uncle Elmer had a really bad one in his last match.

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  143. MaffewOfBotchamaniaJuly 1, 2015 at 7:56 PM

    He did it at GAB 1985 too.

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  144. But Rocco negates it

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  145. Do the mini-rings that Andre and Hogan rode to the ring in WM3 count? I always loved those.

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  146. I actually liked Hogan's monster truck a bit more, with the hilarious pythons making up the entire side of the vehicle. Machine vs. Machine was great.

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  147. Owen's invisible nimbus was a one-off, but it really made an impact.

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  148. Goldust's gold caddy from the street fight with Piper

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  149. Without the whole Slaughter / Desert Storm angle, it would've had to have been Hogan v Warrior II. I really can't see any alternative, unless they threw money at Ric Flair to come in earlier or handed Sting an open cheque to jump ship or something.
    As great as the Savage v Warrior feud and blow off match was, I don't think it would've generated all that much interest as the top billed match in itself. Savage had been jobbed out to near mid-card level by that point, so he wasn't really perceived as a headliner at that particular time. Savage v Hogan (again) would've had even less allure, since it had already been done to death.
    As for trying to elevate a midcarder like Perfect or Rude, well that would've been difficult to do when you consider they'd both already been jobbed out to either Warrior or Hogan (or both) repeatedly. The only midcarder they had at that point who could've even conceivably been elevated to a main event position was Kerry Von Erich, and I don't think they wanted to do that for obvious reasons. Von Erich was already well on his way down the card by WMVII anyway.
    Maybe they pull the trigger on the Undertaker a bit quicker, but considering he'd only just debuted at the prior Survivor Series, it's a bit of a tall order... so yeah, Hogan v Warrior II it is.

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  150. The motorized mini-cart the Undertaker rode to the ring at WM21, making believe he was 'floating'

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  151. I make that face every time I have to watch a Shane Douglas match.

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  152. Sorta like how you can always tell someone's right about to job in the Survivor Series because they'll hit their finisher on someone and pin them. In 1980s/early 90s WWF, NOBODY hit their finisher twice.

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  153. Angle's milk truck, obviously!

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  154. I do. But I had forgotten Hulk Hogan wrestled Dustin Rhodes.

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  155. Agreed. I love that moment. He did it in 86 too.

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  156. Racism is funny !

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  157. Suck my dick, bitch !

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  158. I love you

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  159. Dixie being carried to the ring on a throne carried by all her unpaid staff

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  160. I can't believe any of these things would get mentioned ahead of Rusev in a tank, Flair in a helicopter or the FMW guys taking canoes to the ring for those exploding swimming pool death matches. Plus, nobody looked more bad ass on a bike than LOD. AND EVERYONE AT WRESTLEMANIA III AND VI.

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  161. I still maintain DBSM telling a spambot to poontang their ass out of here was the best, but this made me laugh almost as hard

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  162. Marc Mero was pretty notorious for it too, the best example being King of the Ring '96.

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  163. was Hogan/Mountie possible?

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  164. Remember Liane coming down to the ring in her gorgeous Citroën? That was dope!

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  165. Steve austin put it best for me and why I don't think much of him.he said randy doesn't have that high gear that he kicks in to. flair hbk jericho hhh bret even cena has it.I agree with you also he's in a weird catergory

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  166. Orton's either dogging it or being an extremely competent wrestler, he doesn't ever matter though.

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  167. He's just coasting along and after 13 years has had 1 or 2 really good matches.

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  168. I really liked his Mania bout with Seth.


    And he had some great matches with Bryan.


    But overall...eh, he's a waste of space.

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  169. JBL fears Joey Styles!

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  170. Those were good but just about everybody has good matches with those 2 guys with enough time

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  171. There's a place for a guy who can be elevated and doesn't drag down others.

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