Every time I see Supergirl, I just think of her B&W Fappening photos of her getting plowed. I also want to put an arrow through the eye of the guy who got Felicity Smoak in the Fappening as well, no one treats my Smoak Monster that way
I really got into them like 7 or 8 years ago. Mainly cause they had a song called 'Lemurs, man. Lemurs.' Hadn't thought about them in years until I saw them on the lineup for this festival.
I love how Cutch is clearly hurt but still going out hittung weak ground balls instead of, you know, going on the shelf so he can get back to being 100%. I don't know what part of him hitting .200 is helping the team while he's banged up
This "character issues" crap has gotten out of hand. A large number of professional athletes come from the hood meaning a large number of your workforce has some kind of relationship with a criminal.
Other thing that's different this year is they aren't taking walks for shit and they are seeing a way higher amount of junk than fastballs opposed to last year.
I just love how a guy who's ex gf was murdered, spoke to the police about even though this is allegedly the USA and you don't have to do that bullshit ever for any reason, didn't get drafted despite being really good, is completely exonerated, gets signed for a fraction of the money he would have gotten if drafted (after the NFL bizarrely forbid him from going into the supplemental draft) BUT somehow he's a bad guy and it's a low character addition to the team. Wtf
I'm just a upper middle-class white guy but to me all this shit and the public reaction to it is coded racism and its way more far reaching, problematic and shows a ugly side of our society much more than some fake outrage over a comic book movie.
She goes to work at 4 so on a normal day the dog is only in her crate for like...2 hours maybe before I get home. But a couple times we've left her at the neighbors like when we went out of town
Cowboys were fucking shrewd. Gregory and Collins are legit talents and their red flags really aren't that bad outside of the NFL bubble, so their gambles aren't really high risk. After the Zack Martin pick last year, I bet Cowboys fans want Jerry's son to take over for Jerry much like we want Hunter to run things instead of Vince
At least this one makes you go home or to a hotel every night rather than sleeping on the ground. And it's only like 25,000 people. It's not like Coachella with 115,000 people.
Plus he had a boomstick of an arm in right. I love that clip of him throwing out I think it was Jermaine Dye at third from the RF warning track on the fly, a perfect strike
I prefer Dallas sucking because it's fun to make fun of them, but between the excellent picks and letting Claiborne know he's on the outs, they'll probably win that division with ease
Funny story...I was and still am a cubs fan when I was little. The Cubs had this young upstart pitcher.. My stupid kid mind was mad when ever this young upstart pitcher was in the game instead of my guy Rick FUCKING Sutcliffe. So I held a grudge...that pitcher's name Greg Maddux....and now you know....THE REST of the story
Like seriously out of how ever many pitchers they had at that time I picked this one dude to hate and he turned out be one of the best for the longest time ever..
Bridgewater is a nice QB, and has a definite future. As long as Stafford and especially Cutler are in the NFC North, Packers have that division locked up.
Bought Resident Evil 5 for $4 off Amazon. I get it in the mail and the disc is unreadable. The guy said he'll give me a refund if I send it back. Really? He can't just refund me $4? I have to get a shipping envelope, label, etc. and send it back all over $4.
The guy attaches a thing to his games he ships that says that he personally tests each game and cleans them to make sure they do indeed work. So I messagedhim telling him it was broken. His response was: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear. It looked new to me."
Most of the time I've had no issue, Ive basically rebuilt my 16 bit collection through Amazon, but I now pony up for "like new" games from trusted sellers
Talk about a mind fuck... the 1981 TBS Christmas Special, featuring Gordon Solie and select Georgia Championship Wrestling stars (dig uber-young Michael P.S. Hayes and Tommy Rich) singing Christmas Carols, followed by SKIP CARAY and ERNIE JOHNSON (and Pete Van Wieren as well) introducing a WRAP OFF with Hank Aaron.
Not necessarily you can get used vegetables here at the community arket that have been repurposed for craft projects and stuff at the schools, like carrots that have been cut into the shape of US states and stuff
I'm not a coffee drinker. Guessing they have the same parent company. I'm actually a bit annoyed that I'm not getting a Baskin Robbins, but it's probably for the best.
Yay?
ReplyDeleteShrug. Almost Friday at least.
ReplyDeleteHi everybody
ReplyDeleteThis is what I have going on this weekend. I'm stoked.
ReplyDeletehttp://shakykneesfestival.com/
thats cool some good bands there
ReplyDeleteYep. This time tomorrow I will be just wrapping up TV on the Radio and heading to check out Mastadon.
ReplyDeleteHighway to the CALZONE ZONE
ReplyDeleteWhat is with Jacoby Ellsbury 12-year-old peach fuzz? Grow a stache or keep it clean
ReplyDeleteBoners
ReplyDeleteFuck that other thread, it's stupid and dumb.
ReplyDeleteLanguage!
ReplyDeleteYou're just saying that 'cause they didn't accept your application to the No Marv's club
ReplyDeleteA long time ago, Around the Horn wasn't so bad.
ReplyDeleteNational Organization of Men Against Retarded Vagina's
ReplyDeleteAhh... NAMBLA.
ReplyDeleteTony will always be awesome but the panelists have gotten worse (KATE FAGAN) and the new theme music is just awful
ReplyDeleteYou're right. The water IS warm...but it smells funny and...oh...OH!!! NO!!!
ReplyDeleteHOME RUN MAN AGAINST RETARDED VAGINAS!!!
ReplyDeleteJust because I'm 35 with no kids (yet) and want to coach 10-year-old baseball don't...wait forget that...
ReplyDeleteShut up Petrie.
Your FACE is stupid and dumb!
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I went there.
I find the show Amish Mafia strangely compelling. watching the last season via youtube.
ReplyDeleteWhat, did they all circumcise their kids too?
ReplyDeleteNorth American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
ReplyDeleteYes! This makes it at least 12 threads in a row haha
ReplyDeleteThe dick will NOT DIE!
Every time I see Supergirl, I just think of her B&W Fappening photos of her getting plowed. I also want to put an arrow through the eye of the guy who got Felicity Smoak in the Fappening as well, no one treats my Smoak Monster that way
ReplyDeleteMastadon? Vader has a band?
ReplyDeleteLike Goodfellas but with more churned butter
ReplyDeleteDamn right.
ReplyDeleteMinus the Bear, you should go see Minus the Bear
ReplyDeleteI swear watching the Pirates try to hit right now is like watching two retards trying to tag team a doorknob.
ReplyDeleteAnything happens to Marv, someone swing by his place and clear his browser history...
ReplyDeleteI really got into them like 7 or 8 years ago. Mainly cause they had a song called 'Lemurs, man. Lemurs.' Hadn't thought about them in years until I saw them on the lineup for this festival.
ReplyDeleteKinda. More like reaffirmation that people have the same fucked up tendencies wherever they may be.
ReplyDeleteCan ESPN explain why knowing someone who was tragically murdered makes you a low character person?
ReplyDeleteSearch history:
ReplyDeleteCircumcision
Black Pro Wrestlers
Words that rhyme with Rains
I love how Cutch is clearly hurt but still going out hittung weak ground balls instead of, you know, going on the shelf so he can get back to being 100%. I don't know what part of him hitting .200 is helping the team while he's banged up
ReplyDeleteChecked them out a few times here in Seattle, love their shows
ReplyDeleteBring back max. Kate Fagan is kinda hot though. Too bad she is such an awful example of the worst kind of ESPN 'journalism'
ReplyDelete"thug" "animal" "hood"
ReplyDeleteGlad you deleted the stuff about circumcision.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid it's something that is going to keep him out for a while and that's why he's not taking the time off.
ReplyDeleteFunny enough almost all of that happened on my work desktop hahah
ReplyDeleteShe's not bad looking but I wish she would commit to either being a hot lesbian or a dude lesbian instead of being a tweener
ReplyDeleteShoot Interview poll is up
ReplyDeletehttp://vote.pollcode.com/98683629
Glans almost fits two of those categories.
ReplyDelete"Anyone who is a threat to HYDRA, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange"
ReplyDeleteWho is Stephen Strange!?!?! DUH DUH DUH
But of course. So, you're not at work right now?
ReplyDeleteFucking slacker.
Yeah it'll probably take weeks, but he'll need it eventually and the Buccos need him to be 100% and not what he is now.
ReplyDeleteOnly the best actor ever duh
ReplyDeleteBaseball factoid of the day: Onar Visquel has more career hits than Babe Ruth.
ReplyDeleteThis "character issues" crap has gotten out of hand. A large number of professional athletes come from the hood meaning a large number of your workforce has some kind of relationship with a criminal.
ReplyDeleteOther thing that's different this year is they aren't taking walks for shit and they are seeing a way higher amount of junk than fastballs opposed to last year.
ReplyDeleteBecause they have to fill 24 hours with shit to talk about since they don't show sports very often anymore?
ReplyDeleteNo I'm here, kind of starting my day at 4:30 actually, this week's schedule has been all ridiculous
ReplyDeleteIs the Rey one the Live MLW show with Davey Boy Mootzer, Konnan and Wale?
ReplyDeleteHe was the best defensive player I've ever seen. He was better with his bare hand than most guys are with a glove
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy got cast as Strange? Dammit I wanted him as Frank Castle!
ReplyDeleteNothing but shoot interviews. How about a kayfabe interview for once?
ReplyDeleteIf ZZ Ward doesn't do "Sharp Dressed Man", NO BUYS.
ReplyDeleteHonest question; I'm assuming Edna is tolerant of your work hours now. Will she be once you get hitched?
ReplyDeleteI bet Wilson wasn't on that list before he happened to be running with Cap
ReplyDeleteJosh Harrison is utter shit this year, I'm about ready to straight dump him on the waiver wire
ReplyDeleteI guess that's what allowed him to stay in the lineup long enough to get that many hits as a career .272 hitter.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit...there is a broad on Amish Mafia that clearly weighs more than I do.
ReplyDeletePonder that shit, and be afraid.
She works harder than I do man, this is our life. Any given week if we spend 15 conscious hours together that's a good week lol
ReplyDeleteI just love how a guy who's ex gf was murdered, spoke to the police about even though this is allegedly the USA and you don't have to do that bullshit ever for any reason, didn't get drafted despite being really good, is completely exonerated, gets signed for a fraction of the money he would have gotten if drafted (after the NFL bizarrely forbid him from going into the supplemental draft) BUT somehow he's a bad guy and it's a low character addition to the team. Wtf
ReplyDeleteFair enough
ReplyDeletePerception is reality.
ReplyDeleteYeah he was actually a pretty good offensive guy in the back half of his career, he definitely worked on it so he wasn't just a glove guy.
ReplyDeleteShe only does mashups of ZZ Top and M. Ward songs. Like Gimme and My Shadow All Your Lovin.
ReplyDeleteThugs right?
ReplyDelete¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and once she spawns?
ReplyDeleteI've dated girls who had at least 20 pounds on me and I'm not exactly svelte. But that's OK, because it means they say no to less things in bed.
ReplyDeleteDo you have arrangements for someone to go in and let your dog out to shit and exercise and stuf if you're both working long shifts at the same time?
ReplyDeleteFluish Rob Lowe is amazing
ReplyDeleteLLOL
ReplyDeleteSTILL works.
She'll take a couple months off and I'll work two jobs, that's the plan.
ReplyDeleteIchiro's 225 singles in a season is an unbreakable record.
ReplyDeleteI'm just a upper middle-class white guy but to me all this shit and the public reaction to it is coded racism and its way more far reaching, problematic and shows a ugly side of our society much more than some fake outrage over a comic book movie.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted a shirt that says 'Big girls dig me.'
ReplyDeleteI'm ok with bigger women, to a point.
ReplyDeleteThis bitch is pushing 400 lbs.
Dammit, Marv! No more dick talk! I am cutting off the dick--
ReplyDeleteWE'RE SORRY THIS POST IS HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
WE WILL RETURN SHORTLY
Stop. Pooping.
ReplyDeleteShe goes to work at 4 so on a normal day the dog is only in her crate for like...2 hours maybe before I get home. But a couple times we've left her at the neighbors like when we went out of town
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing hes close to 3000 despite not getting here till he was like 27
ReplyDeleteI know I should have trusted this thread to just say that instead of explain myself
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he have the hit record too
ReplyDeleteTo quote Mickey Mantle: If I'd a hit that many singles I'd a wore a dress.
ReplyDeleteHe was talking about Pete Rose.
If he took some more walks that season he broke Sisler's hit record, he would have hit .400
ReplyDelete262 in the same season.
ReplyDeleteRF Video
ReplyDeleteGood. Now all she needs is Jimmy Garvin and Precious spraying air freshener through the crowd. Seriously, those festival crowds are vile.
ReplyDeleteKayfabe is next week with Arn Anderson
ReplyDeleteHe will pass Babe Ruth this month.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you can both work like you have been and raise a-
ReplyDeleteFuck, what do I know? I don't want any offspring.
Carry on.
And my god was it sex to watch.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm like the cruiserweight division where I got a maximum limit
ReplyDeleteAll I know is Tom Brady made Mark Brunell cry and should be barred from the NFL
ReplyDeleteWell obviously lots of adjustments will have to be made, but we'll figure that out as it comes.
ReplyDeleteWe don't know what we're doing either buddy haha
Good plan.
ReplyDeleteA lot of those hits were racked up swinging at pitches that weren't strikes.
ReplyDeleteNo lie, Winter Solider is my favorite Marvel movie villain.
ReplyDeleteEh. No one does.
ReplyDeleteThat dude Rey Ordonez left me with my jaw dropped many times.
ReplyDeletewait...wut?
ReplyDeletePfft, he's just a guy that fights. He doesn't even want to be evil, he just is because the keep making him that way.
ReplyDeleteLoki, that dude's a fucking villain.
Movies only right? Or the answer is obvious.
Cowboys were fucking shrewd. Gregory and Collins are legit talents and their red flags really aren't that bad outside of the NFL bubble, so their gambles aren't really high risk. After the Zack Martin pick last year, I bet Cowboys fans want Jerry's son to take over for Jerry much like we want Hunter to run things instead of Vince
ReplyDeleteI've never fucked a fat girl but I do want to do it once just to say I did.
ReplyDeleteCause other wise it's Cheney, right?
ReplyDeleteHooray~! Baseball!
ReplyDeleteNo, no. Wait.
Fuck baseball.
yeah, feels better.
Yeah, Loki is still the winner but WS was badass and Ultron was fun as hell
ReplyDeletehttps://vine.co/v/OIpznA1DpXL
ReplyDeleteMovies only. Winter Soldier is an awesome character.
ReplyDeleteI want you all to know I'm trying really hard not to post about everything on parks that makes me laugh
ReplyDeleteThey are going to be good this year
ReplyDeleteOh and forget Stan Lee, Brubaker's Winter Soldier cameo is the best.
ReplyDeleteIt's not bad if you find a girl who carries it well (read: she's tall). And again, they're usually freakier.
ReplyDeleteI always thought watching him slap singles was really exciting. He might be my fave al non A of the last 20 years.
ReplyDeleteHe's great but he's missing that like...enjoyment in being bad. He just is that way, often he seems to not even WANT to be that way.
ReplyDeleteLoki revels in evil.
At least this one makes you go home or to a hotel every night rather than sleeping on the ground. And it's only like 25,000 people. It's not like Coachella with 115,000 people.
ReplyDeleteBase hit baby, home runs are for the birds, give me some consistent base hits and I will always love you.
ReplyDeleteI didn't appreciate Greg Maddux back in the day pitching for Atlanta, because my favorite player was Javy López, and Maddux always pitched to Eddie Pérez (who I nicknamed 'Egghead' on account of being so much worse than Javy). But man, looking back now, getting to watch Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz all work their magic in the 1990s? Add on Steve Avery and Denny Neagle to boot... I was spoiled rotten.
ReplyDeleteI have a bad feeling they are winning 12 or 13 games this year.
ReplyDeletePlus he had a boomstick of an arm in right. I love that clip of him throwing out I think it was Jermaine Dye at third from the RF warning track on the fly, a perfect strike
ReplyDeleteThis show is so good I want to work for small town government
ReplyDeleteI almost called my town's Parks and Rec department lol.
ReplyDeletewas this about deflategate?
ReplyDeleteThe way he did it was really awesome too. Such a distinct style. Huge fan of the guy.
ReplyDeleteNeither guy actually did anything. At least Collins hasn't been proven to have done anything.
ReplyDeleteAs a Pirate fan, I can never in good conscious root for the Braves.
ReplyDeleteIt'll make it funnier when they lose at home to the 9-7 packers in the divisional round.
ReplyDeleteI prefer Dallas sucking because it's fun to make fun of them, but between the excellent picks and letting Claiborne know he's on the outs, they'll probably win that division with ease
ReplyDeleteJeez. what a bitch.
ReplyDeleteFinished watching the last episode of Daredevil.
ReplyDeleteI want a season 2. I'm also with Macklin in wanting a Tom Hardy Punisher as well as a Karl Urban Dredd.
Get to work, Netflix!
Packers won't be 9-7 either...their schedule is easy and division is shit.
ReplyDeleteThat throw made my jaw drop. That was a laser
ReplyDeleteBest head.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Collins wasn't even a person of interest
ReplyDeleteTerence Long I think is the one oyu're talking about
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYAxk01E404
That is the one
ReplyDeleteFunny story...I was and still am a cubs fan when I was little. The Cubs had this young upstart pitcher.. My stupid kid mind was mad when ever this young upstart pitcher was in the game instead of my guy Rick FUCKING Sutcliffe. So I held a grudge...that pitcher's name Greg Maddux....and now you know....THE REST of the story
ReplyDeleteI'm pissed the Browns didn't sign him.
ReplyDeleteKevin Millwood was also good for them too in that era. But it's insane one of top-5 rotations ever only got one ring
ReplyDeleteFucking exploder arm right there, love it so much I want to cry
ReplyDeleteLike seriously out of how ever many pitchers they had at that time I picked this one dude to hate and he turned out be one of the best for the longest time ever..
ReplyDeleteBridgewater is a nice QB, and has a definite future. As long as Stafford and especially Cutler are in the NFC North, Packers have that division locked up.
ReplyDeleteSaw that live and all my friends, myself included, could not believe what we just saw
ReplyDeleteCould of had him for peanuts. I'm furious the 9ers didn't make a run for him.
ReplyDelete[STRONG TAKE] I think Minnesota could be a dark horse this year [/STRONG TAKE]
ReplyDelete"I'm with Macklin" feels like it should be an official slogan.
ReplyDeleteBought Resident Evil 5 for $4 off Amazon. I get it in the mail and the disc is unreadable. The guy said he'll give me a refund if I send it back. Really? He can't just refund me $4? I have to get a shipping envelope, label, etc. and send it back all over $4.
ReplyDeleteAs per my message below. I think they could get a wildcard.
ReplyDeleteMy dad woke me up for the combined no hitter against SD in 91. Mercker, Wohlers and Pena.
ReplyDeleteI flew to Pittsburgh for the playoff game where John Smoltz got the win and out hit Bonds.
ReplyDeleteYeah I've been boned on games from Amazon sellers, had an empty jewel case, another time the completely wrong game and not even the right console
ReplyDeleteI don't buy a lot of games, but I don't think I'd ever buy used online like that. I fucking don't trust people.
ReplyDeleteJerks.
I love Kevin Millwood, but I didn't figure many outside of Braves fans would remember him. The dude is from my home town, as is Wes Helms.
ReplyDeleteYeah I knew it was one of those Moneyball OFs
ReplyDeleteThe guy attaches a thing to his games he ships that says that he personally tests each game and cleans them to make sure they do indeed work. So I messagedhim telling him it was broken. His response was: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear. It looked new to me."
ReplyDeleteNever buy used online, especially vegetables.
ReplyDeleteChokers
ReplyDeleteMost of the time I've had no issue, Ive basically rebuilt my 16 bit collection through Amazon, but I now pony up for "like new" games from trusted sellers
ReplyDeleteI really wanted the Browns to take a go at Collins, but with JGDF and whatnot it wasn't a go.
ReplyDeleteI also think they nail the guest stars (so far) on parks. Up to the Will Forte ep.
ReplyDeleteWere you the one who got fucked over a game on here before?
ReplyDeleteAsshole.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteYes lol. but at least this was through Amazon.
ReplyDeleteYou're no longer allowed to buy games online. That's it. I'm cutting you off.
ReplyDeleteI swear I said this same thing to him two weeks ago lol
ReplyDeleteWe should all chip in and get you a gaming PC. Then you can use Steam to your heart's content like a REAL gamer.
ReplyDeleteHey another weak grounder from Cutch
ReplyDeleteJoin the pc master race 87!
ReplyDeleteA rare show where the real life cameos trump the famous actors as fictional characters ones
ReplyDeleteuh...considering used vegetables are literally shit, not a problem, Marv.
ReplyDeleteI buy about 1 game a month used and they are all under $10. I must have some really horrible luck.
ReplyDeleteIf the seller was Prime, I might do it.
ReplyDeleteArnett was great in series 2. Patton Oswalt is something to look forward to
ReplyDeleteThey seriously won the division 10 years or so in a row and they Luger'd it.
ReplyDeleteFunny enough I think my least favorite guest star is also my favorite comedian ever, Louis
ReplyDeleteTalk about a mind fuck... the 1981 TBS Christmas Special, featuring Gordon Solie and select Georgia Championship Wrestling stars (dig uber-young Michael P.S. Hayes and Tommy Rich) singing Christmas Carols, followed by SKIP CARAY and ERNIE JOHNSON (and Pete Van Wieren as well) introducing a WRAP OFF with Hank Aaron.
ReplyDeleteHis filibuster is doubly funny now that Andy and Bobby Newport are in the MCU dealing with the Infinity Stones
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily you can get used vegetables here at the community arket that have been repurposed for craft projects and stuff at the schools, like carrots that have been cut into the shape of US states and stuff
ReplyDeleteI have utterly no desire to see this.
ReplyDeleteIf Offerman turns up as Star Lord's father I will lose my mind
ReplyDeleteUh huh.
ReplyDelete:: pondering ::
I stand by my statement.
"I'm a furniture!"
ReplyDeleteRalph Wiggum is a national treasure.
"When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University".
ReplyDeleteFun Fact: Chicago has Dunkin' Donuts / 31 Flavors combo shops. This is clearly too much of a good thing for Hoss to have close by.
ReplyDeleteWe are getting a Dunkin' Donuts in Monroe. I do not believe it will have a 31 Flavors. If it does, well...y'all know where I'll be.
He could become a YouTuber!
ReplyDeleteDonuts and ice cream sounds like a definite winner.
ReplyDeleteRite?
ReplyDeleteWould it be wrong to mix the donuts into the ice cream?
ReplyDeleteSo is anyone here good with TVs and HD channels?
ReplyDeleteOnly one animal is VIP enough for this party. And what animal is that? Two words baby.
ReplyDeleteWhite. Tiger.
This might actually be my favorite episode, even better than TYS
Laguardia airport has that too. Quite common for them to be combined. And dunkin donuts coffee rules
ReplyDeleteContrary to Simpsons lore, Mennonites do not appear to be shiftless.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is funny to see what looks like Ambrose having some sort of flashback.
ReplyDeleteDepends on the donut and ice cream, but I'm inclined to say it is a solid idea.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a coffee drinker. Guessing they have the same parent company. I'm actually a bit annoyed that I'm not getting a Baskin Robbins, but it's probably for the best.
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