I was thinking about hosting a rap battle on the blog. Basically just start a thread where everyone just lays out freestyles and whoever gets the most upvotes wins. If I did that would you be willing to offer the winner a repost, rant, or Scott Sez of their choice? Lemme know what u think, I know that isn't normally your kinda thing but it could be fun.
Christian: "Tomko, give me a beat!"
Tomko: "No."
Hmmm. A rap battle, you say? (stroking chin while gazing up contemplatively) -- Genius; it's just what the BOD needs -- Make it so Number One, make it so...
ReplyDelete"Sir, can I host a rap battle?"
ReplyDelete"No. That's just what they would be expecting us to do!"
WELL I'M DOIN IT ANYWAY! Jerk.
ReplyDeleteVerbal headshot. Through the brain and out the back of the head.
ReplyDeleteGive me a topic
ReplyDeleteVerbal headshot. Through the brain and out the back of the head. (Did this repost? Disqus has been eating some of my comments lately)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVrYmK96O0
ReplyDeleteLet's try something upbeat -- Syria...
ReplyDeleteIt just has to go to the men on a mission beat
ReplyDeleteDumbest blog idea ever!
ReplyDeleteI spit flow at hos, make they body shake down to their toes, who knows, might get in the ring with Cena and go blow for blow, show the bella twins I can go,
ReplyDeleteall night strong
all night long
you cant cross me
I stack bills like Dibiase
and I get high like Jimmy Snuka
or RVD, you still can't C me
beleive me
I swing rythmes like steel chairs,
slam weak MC's like steel stairs
and make you tap out
it's that WT, this is what I'm about.
So gimme that upvote, don't touch that remote, foriegn objects is what I tote,
I might smoke every dime, commit every crime, and like Tony Schiavone - we outta time.
I haven't really paid too much attention to the news recently but I think it's something about Syria being pissed at Miley Cyrus for twerking and sticking her tongue out like a window-licker at the VMA Awards!
ReplyDeleteAnybody that posts a haiku accurately summarizing just how... uh, how absurd this whole thread is I'll send a $20 visa gift card to...
ReplyDeleteDon't hate the player, hate the game.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they were kinda pissed about the whole poison gassing of children thing but then Miley pulled her shit -- That was just too much for Syria...
ReplyDeleteI don't think you understand proper haiku structure -- No gift card for you -- But you're welcome to try again...
ReplyDeleteAsking for a rap
ReplyDeleteNo one gives a flying fuck
Who started this shit
Somewhere Tomko is nodding in approval...
ReplyDeleteDon't know who downvote
ReplyDeleteHas to love stupid ass rap
fuck em in the neck
(you're the frontrunner)
Unless we can upload songs or meet in person, it's not a rap battle. It's a poetry battle. If we do poetry, I suggest wrestling themed Haiku.
ReplyDeleteBryan must stand tall
ReplyDeletefor this new angle to work
wake the dragon now
Threadjack
ReplyDeleteThe 2000 WCW Timeline with Vince Russo won the vote for the shoot interview I will be reviewing this week.
Damn. You beat me to the haiku idea.
ReplyDeleteBryan must stand tall
for this new angle to work
wake the dragon now
You sould always suggest a limerick battle or something...
ReplyDeleteand apparently
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to delete
posts on the Doom Blog.
Who are you doubting?
ReplyDeleteOne hell of a jam-up guy?
His name is El Dandy
YO BABY YO BABY YO
ReplyDeleteAwesome, that looks really good.
ReplyDeletepretty sure he has 17 syllables.
ReplyDeleteYes! Looking forward to it
ReplyDelete(shaking head in exasperation)
ReplyDeleteHillbilly Jim rules!
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with a country boy,
Or get yourself slopped.
fackin bullsheet
ReplyDeleteSuckas gotsta be playin'
ReplyDeleteTalkin' 'bout a battle of rap
Ain't no foo's on the Blog O'Doom sayin'
They give a flyin' fuck 'bout that crap.
So you take your ideas
And shine 'em up real nice
Then stick 'em straight up your candy ass
Then jerk off to Miami Vice.
did the BoD jump the shark?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen it yet?
ReplyDeleteSaw some of it today. He seems to use this as a platform to blame everyone else for his problems
Mike The Miz you suck,
ReplyDeleteGo home and never come back,
Give Flair back his move
I'm gonna go host my own blog rap battle, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the rap battle!
ReplyDeleteno, the latest shoots ive seen were nash youshoot and brutus timeline 89
ReplyDeletewhen i go home for vacay, ill be catching up.
Nash's YouShoot was too long. The wine and picking up chicks stuff dragged it down.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen Brutus yet.
the picking up chicks and wine was retarded.
ReplyDeletebrutus timeline is coked out goodness
Miley Cyrus was just trying to fill the void left by the LA Porn industry have to shut down for a week.
ReplyDeleteMeh, forget the whole thing...
ReplyDeleteThe porn industry had to shut down? Why, another disease scare?
ReplyDeleteSo far there are 2 player haters in here. Sip some more hatorade.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile I get AJ Lee twerkin on my D.
Well. This did not go as I had thought. Ill just be over here drinking my tea. Y'all disappoint me, man.
ReplyDeleteThis is just about the dumbest idea ever.
ReplyDeleteA girl got the Hivey and they had to test everyone to make sure she didn't give it to anyone else.
ReplyDeleteThis idea is so bad, I'm convinced Caliber came up with it.
ReplyDeleteGoat Knees Pizza.....
Yeah, no, Bro
ReplyDeletethis life is not a show, ho,
I'd rather blow King Mo, yo,
Wouldn't mind having a fro, though
forget that shit, it's all whack
Lets be fair, what, two of us are black?
We have a battle, J-lawl would have another attack
land on his back, and we'd get the flack, live in a shack, be called a hack, without a knack...
for anything, good bad or ugly,
Shit, we'd get less poontang then puggsly,
Alone forever jerkin our gerkins snuggly,
Going to diva sessions for some huggsly,
Call that our sex life and be all alone,
Crying at night a bestial moan,
hating it all, suicide prone,
Rap or die? I'd take a bullet to the dome.
IT WAS YOU
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I should upvote or downvote this.
ReplyDeleteWE'RE MEN!
ReplyDeleteMEN ON A MISSION!
That's an ass idea alright!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbgEh6EqC2w
ReplyDeleteHaiku? (No to be confused with the wrestler.)
ReplyDeleteAt first King Tonga
ReplyDeleteThen became known as Haku
At last Monster Meg
I'm gonna re post my Limerick from the raw thread because it rhymes and I only got 6 downvotes
ReplyDeleteThere once was a wrestler named Chris
A diving headbutt never he would miss
One day he came home
Took the cord from his phone
And the last sound his kid made was hissssssssssssssss
Man Bites Dog...
ReplyDeleteHa, I have no words for a response.
ReplyDelete"WILL YOU STOP?!"
ReplyDelete"I told you before I don't stop, Monsoon."
Do you mean you have no words for another response?? Because technically... Just saying is all...
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in hell Fritz Von Erich is pissed at Benoit for stealing his families heat...
ReplyDeleteI liked it because I'm over the whole thing, and I didn't know them personally so I'm not all butt hurt about it.
ReplyDeleteOver it?? Yeah, whatever -- And I bet you think you're not still all butt hurt over the Montreal Screw Job either? You ain't no better than us -- You'll NEVER be over it...
ReplyDeleteThat gets an upvote.
ReplyDeleteOnly a week? Last time that happened they shut down for 2 months.
ReplyDeleteYeah, "tea"...
ReplyDeleteShe was part time. She was tested Wednesday and they shut down and tested everyone she worked with and it came back negative so everyone is back to work.
ReplyDeleteI liked your response because I felt it was very tongue in cheek with some sarcasm sprinkled in there. My being over it has enabled me to clear the cobwebs of controversy and hard feelings, and just realize that it's all just a game, and we are all mere chess pieces. Plus, I once became a raging alcoholic playing the shots game every time someone mentioned the Montreal Screwjob.
ReplyDelete3000 of jobber123's posts are recycled material.
ReplyDeleteIt was very much tongue in cheek -- No real sarcasm or animosity intended -- For better or worse, the Montreal Screw Job is watershed event here in the Blog -- It did affect all of us and we like to talk about it in the BOD because we can -- I see no problem with this -- And remember, "Mongo just pawn in game of life"...
ReplyDeleteI walked into the dressing room and who do I see?
ReplyDeleteRandy motherfucking Savage just smiling at me.
He said "brother, got a minute? Cause I must confide your the greatest of all time and I got tears in my eyes"
"She was part time" -- Please explain...
ReplyDeleteIt's 3002 -- Do your homework...
ReplyDeleteAnd how, exactly, did you think this was going to turn out?
ReplyDeleteFACK!
ReplyDeleteAnd working at the local VFW for $15 and a Sizzler coupon
ReplyDeleteI really thought this would be Caliber's idea also seeing as he considers himself a musician...
ReplyDeleteCan't blame him -- The cheap fuckers at the Elk's Lodge only offered him $10 and leftovers from Olive Garden...
ReplyDeleteAnd a writer. And an authority on action films. And handsome.
ReplyDeleteWe should all have such self-esteem.
....and every promoter there is mad at Jake the Snake Roberts for no-showing
ReplyDeleteThat's not a bad rhyme,
ReplyDeletebut it needed some sleaze.
Shoulda found young Stephanie
McMahon on her knees.
Still, they should wait at least 6 weeks, it can take that long for it to not be a false negative.
ReplyDeleteI like Caliber...
ReplyDeleteIts that self esteem that allows him to have any woman he wants.
ReplyDeleteOr any man -- Don't be a homophobe...
ReplyDeleteOnly because the shark jumped first...
ReplyDeleteI kept seeing comments like these sprinkled in some of Caliber's threads a few weeks back so I went backwards and found the original thread.
ReplyDeleteWow... most guys on here *seriously* underestimate how far pure, unadulterated confidence can take you. I bartend Fri/Sat nights and have seen first hand how some of the hottest girls will totally go home with an average looking guy if he's genuinely confident.
He's got a dick up his ass
ReplyDeleteAnd it's all bleedy
His name is The Miz
And he got HIV
My bitch, my ho, my ho, my bitch
You only like Miz if you think he's kitsch
My ho, my bitch, my bitch, my ho
I'ma fuck him in the ass, make him my bitch
Miz you better watch out son
You'll get diabetis from that much cum
You're eatin' cabanas like your name is Colt
Like Gene Snitsky said, "it wasn't my fault!"
You called my home phone but I couldn't be reached
ReplyDeleteSo you left a message about my missin' teeth
Left the dogs out in the yard
My gosh-darned name be Chris Benoit
I now have a text document full of Chris Benoit raps.
ReplyDeleteI... really don't know how far we can go with this. If I get mod approval, may God have mercy on our souls.
Former Tonga Kid
ReplyDeleteCould destroy a whole army
Yes, I'll buy a car
Oh, HAIKUS...
I agree, but come on...
ReplyDeleteIf he considers this his job (his words, not mine) when is he out picking up girls?
He posts at night/early in the AM, so that means he sleeps during the day (if at all).
If he considers this his job (again, his words not mines) then that means, he doesn't have a real job, more than likely.
Confidence will only get you so far, but if you pick up a chick who isn't a complete slut and knows what time it is, you are probably gonna have to spend some money on her. She isn't going to be drooling over your dick about your affinity for man movies, wrestling and porn.
You forget how handsome he is.
ReplyDeletehttp://us.cdn282.fansshare.com/photos/danielcraig/full-daniel-craig-body-1542529771.jpg
Yo Ryback you look like Blastoise
ReplyDeleteTakin' steroids was a bad choice
To HGH you are a big whore
Testosterone, Feed Me More
My favorites?
ReplyDeleteA-diggy-digga-diggy, a diggy-buggy-boo
A riggy-rigga-riggy, a riggidity-row-hu
What's up? (What's up?) What's up? (What's up?)
And Run-DMC's
I want everybody to clap
Everybody up in dis thing
Say "Wrestlemania"
Everybody get up
"Wrestlemania"
You ain't kidding.
ReplyDeleteOne of my oldest friends just got engaged. She's one of the hottest girls I know, and her fiancee is... well... kind of fat. And not really good looking. Dude's got confidence.
I've seen it get over.
ReplyDeleteTriple H said to Randy
ReplyDeleteIt's my time, its my time.
Randy said to Hunter
before she yours she mine.
I'm a fifth of Smirnoff combined with overconfidence
ReplyDeleteI rock hard like David Lee Roth buried alive in cement
I'm a quick wit with the equipment to keep things open when I'm performing
I'm six foot three girls and it's all in proportion
Forcing an endorphin rush with sound, crushing a crowd
You can't see me like I'm the reason to live when coming down
Don't come around, I dominate until I expire
Forever show stoppin' like Owen Hart and a high wire.
*drops mic*
Fuck with me your punck ass wont get too far
ReplyDeleteIll put the crippler crossface on your wife nd kid like Chris Benoit
All wrestling fans should watch the Brutus timeline once in their lives. It makes me want to do coke again after not touching it in years.
ReplyDeletewow, all the way down here. That hurts.
ReplyDeleteWhat I bet they don't do is go around saying "I am really confident!"
ReplyDeleteI was up all night just talkin to Stu
ReplyDeleteI said "Dad I have a feeling that I'm gonna get screwed"
He said "just drop the belt and be a professional"
I said "no, not to Shawn cause he's homosexual"
I got to the WCW and I ran into Lex
He said "Bret you look tired from too much sex"
He confided in me I had a hell of a body
He said "Bret you make me look like Beautiful Bobby"
I'm 99% sure this is lifted from a battle rap I saw on Youtube.
ReplyDeleteNow this is a story all about how
ReplyDeleteMy life got flipped turned upside down
Now I'd like to tell a story that's sad for all
I'll tell you how I got screwed in a town called Montreal
In Calgary Canada, born and raised
In the Dungeon where I spent most of my days
Becoming the best that you'd ever observe
Until I got the belt that I always deserved
Until an arrogant shit right out of the womb
Started making trouble in the lockeroom
We got in one little fight and Vince said I was wrong
He said "I'm gonna need to leave and drop the belt to Shawn"
I told Vince no, I just wasn't havin it
My loss would cause mass suicide in Canada
Vince said he agreed, we'll do a DQ
I went to the ring and then I got screwed
It couldn't been later than 11 or 12
When I heard Vince say to "ring the fucking belt"
Shawn took the belt that he knew was mine
Which he confided in me, with tears in his eyes
Haha. Well done
ReplyDeleteI'm beyond sick and tired of the Bret jokes, but this is fucking great.
ReplyDelete