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David Crockett Memorial Tag Tournament FINALS

And now after our gruelling 128 team tournament has run its course (and oh how the world has changed since we started all those…uh…days ago!  Remember when RAW was terrible and Cena was booked like superman constantly?   Good times.), we are down to the final two.  Both close votes in the semifinals, but after tomorrow only one team will get to hoist the prestigious trophy (which the runner-up will promptly destroy).  Will it be the Hart Foundation, previous winners of the tournament?  Or the Road Warriors, face-painted ripoffs of the Ascension? 

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  1. Theberzerker Von HUSSingtonJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    Oh the Warriors always win everything...I'm voting Hart Foundation.

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  2. No vote on the third place winner?

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  3. I am SHOCKED the Steiners lost. Now I'm all about the pink & black

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  4. I'm not even going to vote on the final match-up because I hate both of these teams.

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  5. How can you hate the Hart Foundation? They're like everything that's good about tag team wrestling.

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  6. Vote Hart Foundation. If they win, Jim Neidhart will stroke his goatee and grunt. That's surely worth it?

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  7. Easily. Anvil sucked in the ring (look what he did after they broke up). I loved the demos, and rockers, and hated the harts especially when they were with jimmy.

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  8. I guess. I've just never heard anyone say they HATE the Foundation.

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  9. WE'RE HAVING FUN, DOOMIES!!

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  10. Huh, really surprised The Steiners didn't advance.

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  11. Tyson Kidds father in law.

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  12. 4/10. Nuff said.

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  13. Me too. Although Scott Steiner math puts the Steiners as the clear winners, so maybe we should demand a recount.

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  14. You didn't like his Who run?

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  15. I'm just going to pretend the Steiners won. You can't prove they didn't.

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  16. Just because a guy can't do a 60 minute broadway doesn't make him a bad worker. Anvil was a great tag guy.

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  17. I was voting for the Steiners all the way but Hart Foundation is one of the best tag teams ever so I'm not shocked they got the nod.

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  18. If it was based on tag careers, Steiners probably would have won, but Steiners only stayed for a very short time in the WWF that couldn't hold a candle to Hart Foundation years of having good matches.

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  19. Every team I root for loses.

    Go Hart Foundation!

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  20. Nice to see two true top tag teams make it through. I'll take that over a "wacky" team, a short-lived team, or anything involving Benoit.

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  21. You guys see Ziggler, Rowan, and Ryback's WWE.com profiles were moved to the Alumni section? I guess they're REALLY FIRED!! OMG!

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  22. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    To the guy that voted hundreds of times, I want to thank you for the underwhelming final round.

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  23. If the road warriors win we riot!

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  24. No Steiners? Are you fucking kidding me?

    BULLSHIT (clap clap)
    BULLSHIT (clap clap)
    BULLSHIT (clap clap)

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  25. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Harlem Heat vs The Steiners is the finals with Harlem Heat going over.

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  26. OK, I'm through protesting the elimination of the Quebecers from this tournament.

    But I'm a LONG WAY AWAY from being through with protesting the absense of "We're Not The Mounties" from Place To Be Nation's 90's Song Tournament. That's WAY better than anything by Pearl Jam!

    "WE ALWAY GET OUR MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!"

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  27. What about bagwell's mom tag team

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  28. Sadly, the Amazing French Canadians never won the tag titles. Another example of WCW holding superior talent back!

    Though some guy named Raven won the belts a couple of times, I think.

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  29. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    The Faces of Fear were never WCW tag champs either.

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  30. They were the tag team champions of bar fights.

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  31. HEY!!! Where in the hell are the Steiners?!

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  32. If the Road Warriors win, it will be thanks to the inspiration of Rocco, the grueling training involved in satisfying Sunny, and the copious amounts of liquor downed by Hawk.

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  33. The numbers lied to Scott and they spelled disaster for him :(

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  34. That would be a fun chant - instead of "Nattie's Husband" - "Anvil's son in law"

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  35. I thought he had a 141 and 2/3% chance of winning!

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  36. Rocco caused a diversion, allowing Neidhart to get the rollup for the pin.

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  37. no credit goes to honorary member Puke Droz?

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  38. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Unless there were a set of belts or trophies made for them i DON"T recognize it.

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  39. Hart Foundation only made it this far because of The Authority.

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  40. that's an ineffective chant. you've gotta linger on the syllables to really express your dissatisfaction.


    BUUUUUUUUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIIIIT
    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


    LIKE THAT

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  41. Harlan Leverage IIIJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Bruce's Nephew clap clap clapclapclap

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  42. They made the belts and trophies themselves using broken bones/teeth and human skin of their victims.

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  43. no, too many tears in The Steiners eyes as they were wowed by Bret's excellence of execution

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  44. Meng ripped out a dude's eye. Ate it too, from rumors I've heard over the years.

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  45. Main reason I voted for the Hart Foundation is the story in Bret's Book about Hawk taking a bunch of Soma's before their match and then sleepwalking through the match because he was so out of it. Do your drugs after work.

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  46. Even better: Nattie will stroke hers and moan.

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