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David Crockett Memorial Tag Tournament FINALS

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And now after our gruelling 128 team tournament has run its course (and oh how the world has changed since we started all those…uh…days ago!  Remember when RAW was terrible and Cena was booked like superman constantly?   Good times.), we are down to the final two.  Both close votes in the semifinals, but after tomorrow only one team will get to hoist the prestigious trophy (which the runner-up will promptly destroy).  Will it be the Hart Foundation, previous winners of the tournament?  Or the Road Warriors, face-painted ripoffs of the Ascension? 

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  1. 303GrumpyGuyJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:30 PM

    Horse shit.

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  2. Theberzerker Von HUSSingtonJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    Oh the Warriors always win everything...I'm voting Hart Foundation.

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  3. DavidJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:33 PM

    No vote on the third place winner?

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  4. The_BoJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:35 PM

    I am SHOCKED the Steiners lost. Now I'm all about the pink & black

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  5. DavidJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:36 PM

    I'm not even going to vote on the final match-up because I hate both of these teams.

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  6. NightJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:47 PM

    How can you hate the Hart Foundation? They're like everything that's good about tag team wrestling.

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  7. Kashif MaqboolJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    Vote Hart Foundation. If they win, Jim Neidhart will stroke his goatee and grunt. That's surely worth it?

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  8. DavidJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    Easily. Anvil sucked in the ring (look what he did after they broke up). I loved the demos, and rockers, and hated the harts especially when they were with jimmy.

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  9. NightJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:50 PM

    I guess. I've just never heard anyone say they HATE the Foundation.

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  10. kbjoneJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:52 PM

    Correct, good sir.

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  11. Jose GomezJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    WE'RE HAVING FUN, DOOMIES!!

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  12. MagoonieJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:55 PM

    Huh, really surprised The Steiners didn't advance.

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  13. MagoonieJanuary 6, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    Tyson Kidds father in law.

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  14. npavlou22January 6, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    4/10. Nuff said.

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  15. VaroomJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    Me too. Although Scott Steiner math puts the Steiners as the clear winners, so maybe we should demand a recount.

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  16. VaroomJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    You didn't like his Who run?

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  17. cultstatusJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    I'm just going to pretend the Steiners won. You can't prove they didn't.

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  18. cultstatusJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    Just because a guy can't do a 60 minute broadway doesn't make him a bad worker. Anvil was a great tag guy.

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  19. Art VandelayJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    I was voting for the Steiners all the way but Hart Foundation is one of the best tag teams ever so I'm not shocked they got the nod.

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  20. Tom DawkingsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    If it was based on tag careers, Steiners probably would have won, but Steiners only stayed for a very short time in the WWF that couldn't hold a candle to Hart Foundation years of having good matches.

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  21. zanatudeJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Every team I root for loses.

    Go Hart Foundation!

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  22. Johnny PoloJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Nice to see two true top tag teams make it through. I'll take that over a "wacky" team, a short-lived team, or anything involving Benoit.

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  23. Johnny PoloJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    You guys see Ziggler, Rowan, and Ryback's WWE.com profiles were moved to the Alumni section? I guess they're REALLY FIRED!! OMG!

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  24. Stranger in the AlpsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    To the guy that voted hundreds of times, I want to thank you for the underwhelming final round.

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  25. J. Ryan BuckJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:24 PM

    If the road warriors win we riot!

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  26. WILLYOUSTOP?!?January 6, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    No Steiners? Are you fucking kidding me?

    BULLSHIT (clap clap)
    BULLSHIT (clap clap)
    BULLSHIT (clap clap)

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  27. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Harlem Heat vs The Steiners is the finals with Harlem Heat going over.

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  28. PrimeTimeTenJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    OK, I'm through protesting the elimination of the Quebecers from this tournament.

    But I'm a LONG WAY AWAY from being through with protesting the absense of "We're Not The Mounties" from Place To Be Nation's 90's Song Tournament. That's WAY better than anything by Pearl Jam!

    "WE ALWAY GET OUR MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!"

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  29. DavidJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    What about bagwell's mom tag team

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  30. PrimeTimeTenJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Sadly, the Amazing French Canadians never won the tag titles. Another example of WCW holding superior talent back!

    Though some guy named Raven won the belts a couple of times, I think.

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  31. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    The Faces of Fear were never WCW tag champs either.

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  32. Tom DawkingsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    They were the tag team champions of bar fights.

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  33. EddieChicagoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    HEY!!! Where in the hell are the Steiners?!

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  34. zanatudeJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    If the Road Warriors win, it will be thanks to the inspiration of Rocco, the grueling training involved in satisfying Sunny, and the copious amounts of liquor downed by Hawk.

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  35. Tom DawkingsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    The numbers lied to Scott and they spelled disaster for him :(

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  36. EddieChicagoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    That would be a fun chant - instead of "Nattie's Husband" - "Anvil's son in law"

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  37. EddieChicagoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    I thought he had a 141 and 2/3% chance of winning!

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  38. zanatudeJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Rocco caused a diversion, allowing Neidhart to get the rollup for the pin.

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  39. The_BoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    no credit goes to honorary member Puke Droz?

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  40. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Unless there were a set of belts or trophies made for them i DON"T recognize it.

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  41. zanatudeJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    Hart Foundation only made it this far because of The Authority.

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  42. The_BoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    that's an ineffective chant. you've gotta linger on the syllables to really express your dissatisfaction.


    BUUUUUUUUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIIIIT
    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


    LIKE THAT

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  43. Harlan Leverage IIIJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Bruce's Nephew clap clap clapclapclap

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  44. Tom DawkingsJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    They made the belts and trophies themselves using broken bones/teeth and human skin of their victims.

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  45. The_BoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    no, too many tears in The Steiners eyes as they were wowed by Bret's excellence of execution

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  46. EddieChicagoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    They didn't have johnny polo!!

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  47. Rorschach1980January 6, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    Meng ripped out a dude's eye. Ate it too, from rumors I've heard over the years.

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  48. Rorschach1980January 6, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    $9.99!

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  49. EddieChicagoJanuary 6, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    Main reason I voted for the Hart Foundation is the story in Bret's Book about Hawk taking a bunch of Soma's before their match and then sleepwalking through the match because he was so out of it. Do your drugs after work.

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  50. Rorschach1980January 6, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    Even better: Nattie will stroke hers and moan.

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