One love. One love. You're only gonna have just one looooooove.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I'm watching wrestling shows from 17 years ago, but when they show an ad saying Wrestlemania is just 4 weeks away, I still get a little excited.
Evil Marv Cresto in hell or gtfo.
Haha GOAT. Even better than real Marv's avatar.
Sign Im a wrestling fan: Every time I walk down the bleacher steps at a stadium, I hear the Shield theme in my head
42-36 1st quarter. That's some straight 80s shit.
So Adam Silver says they will be discussing how to ban Hack-a-Shaqing. Why not just tell the players to learn to shoot free throws?
Sign im a wrestling fan: A water bottle is not a container for drinking water it's a prop in which to complete my Triple H entrance.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I understand what the person is asking when they write: hi why did nwa tna let bob cat go
Sign im a wrestling fan: I knee drop all of my pants after taking them off.
MARVThe 2nd one on this list is for you.I also like the one about drunk Bobby; we need to show him thathttp://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/15637
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: every time I walk by a table, I imagine powerbombing someone through it.
wrestling fan nerd
Kids are no match for fire.
Hey, you asking for a powerbombing, Norman smiley?
It's not a FT thing, it just breaks the flow of the game in a non-basketball way. They should handle it the same way they do in the last two minutes (a rule change that they did in the 60s back when it was dumb then too) in the last two minutes, two shots for any shooter on the floor and the ball.
*screams, gives you the BIG WIGGLE*
hi why did nwa tna let me go
Sign I'm a wrestling fan with possible issues: every time I see a kid running towards me, I just want to lift my foot and give them a Big Boot
......Whenever I see someone carrying a kid on their shoulders, my first thought is about giving them the doomsday device.
Sign i'm a wrestling fan: Just before I throw a t shirt in the bin I put it on one last time just to rip it off
sign........: Everytime I stand on an elevated platform I \____0_____\ or whatever it is.
Devin has longer arms thus better chance for out of nowhereness.
The uncombed mess!
Make it better, Burt! I can't look at it.
That's pronounced Smi-LAY.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I can't just throw out a toothpick. Or spit out gum. Or take off a robe. Like a normal human.
It is not possible for me to take a toothpick out and not do the razor Ramon routine.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I have both body slammed, and elbow dropped by wife as part of foreplay.
Razor and Perfect have definitely changed how I dispose of toothpicks and gum.
I do that too, along with putting on Real American. Then my wife laughs at me......then we do the nasties
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: when someone doesn't know what's going on, I tell them "Oh you didn't know??"
Just grin and bear it
Sign...: Whenever someone asks me what time it is, I loudly grunt "IT'S VADER TIME."
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I imagine JR calling sports events.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I stomp my foot when I hit something.
The phrase "Yo ass better caaaaall soooomebodyyyyy" goes through my mind at least a dozen times a week.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I do the Steiner Brothers pose with my actual dog, and me as Scott.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I call them huss puppies
On my way to pick up my super healthy dinner (cheese fries), I passed a house that featured a game of beer pong, several bottles of wine, many loud people, and SCREAMING toddlers.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan - my life is completely PG. No harsh words, no intense violence, no blood, no male on female "action"
I'll post these here first, and then again in the nightly thread when it goes up:WCW Nostalgia GIFs #1:http://imgur.com/a/WhqJiWCW Nostalgia Gifs #2: http://imgur.com/a/JSxFsEnjoy the trip down memory lane!
SOMEBODY QUIET THOSE FUCKING KIDS! THERE'S A GAME GOING ON!!
We're in the nightly thread, pal!
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I'm a wrestling fan
Is there a later night thread that I am not aware of?
Dusty always makes sure to take credit for the name and concept, so I just assumed he was booking too`.
Sign I'm a WWE fan: I quit my job at WalMart to watch Raw on Hulu and get WWE logo tattoos
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I cant carry on a phone call at home without choke slamming and tombstoning my pillow as I talk.
Don't talk about the secret night thread !
pretty accurate statement perd
Sign I'm wrestling a fan: when the dipshit next to me keep yelling LET GO CENA and I take him downRead that carefully
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: every time I hear a glass break I instinctively think "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is going to show up
More like TURD, amirite?
hi i made a sign for the wrestlers
hi sign i am wrestling fan is i watch wrestling on the tv
Sign Im a wrestling fan: Whenever I see coconuts at the store my first thought is to smash one over the nearest person's head
hi why joe gomez not main event nitro against announcers
hi sign i'm wrestling fan is when my boss turned heel and formed a stable, i challenged him to a cage match
WAY too complicated bro
Rose bowl one was perfect.
I can't get on a ladder without doing the Jeff hardy hand signal
How do you learn to fall off it?
Kevin Nash has done a lot of great things in his career so it's hard to know exactly what his legacy will or should be. If you ask me his legacy can be summed up in one statement: "I'm the shit I'm tellin' ya!"
It's the hair. His legacy will be his flowing mane.
I just realized they still haven't (as of season 4) raised enough money for the park on the former pit. They're only up to about $5200.
Get on your feet...come on and make it happen...
Just read that LuFisto has applied for Tough Enough. Interesting. I mean, by all rights she should have been tearing shit up on the main roster YEARS ago, along with Del Rey and Blue Pants and The Canadian Ninjas. But, WWE being WWE, they would rather have women who look like Penthouse Pets and can't wrestle a goddamn lick.
While on the subject of defining legacies in a single glorious moment, my boy Mr. RKO's legacy of course will be his classic rant on the fan demanding the referee ring the bell."Ring the bell!? You kidding me? Ring the bell?! It's No DQ! There's no bell to ring! *prepares to suplex Bryan* YOU DID THIS! *suplexes Bryan then points at the fan* YOU!"
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I think all black people are Shelton Benjamin
I do the sign from the first rung. Ladders scare me
Sign: Before walking into an important work related meeting or event I paused outside the door to run Time to Play the Game through my head.
That's what I want to know
My favourite Orton moment like that was when he cut a promo mid match complaining about being stuck in Des Moines because of a blizzard.
Sign: If I suffer a serious injury or a concussion at work I work through it because medical attention is for pussies (and unions are forbidden).
sign....: every time I step off the elevator at work I stop after two steps and wait for the pyro to go off.
What the hell is the story with the Tigers all of a sudden? Fuck's sake...
it's 1984 again?
That means you're a wrestling promoter, pal.
Sign - What I say when I see a player in another sport victim to a bad call by an ump or ref - "That guy was jobbed!"
Treat yo self!
The Sports Guy is just completely mailing it in. I just go to Grantland out of habit now. It's all mostly crap. Masked Man even dropped a jewel the other day stating there was nothing to complain about. da heel?
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I cup my ears like Hulk Hogan when I want to pay attention
One can only hope. They won the series that year. They are getting their asses beat for the 4th straight time in epic fashion. Currently 9-1. Against the INDIANS.
I think Soria is going to have a huge year without Nathan's shadow in the way.
Yeah, one time the pyro went off at my work.Turns out a generator exploded. Killed 14. Very sad.But my entrance was AWESOME!!!
Holy shit dudeDaredevil wears REDEverydayThat horndog
35-5 after 40 games. That season was ridiculous.
They released the first picture of Leto's Joker look. Not a fan.
I hate seeing guys get hurt, but thank the gods we don't have to deal with him this year. What a waste.
That episodes so good. I love the ending with I.T. Batben
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I was reprimanded at work for requesting an ice pack after an injury.
I was 2 years old. I can only read about it. Must have been awesome to witness in real time.
Speaking of Tigers and the early 80'sThere is no better sports pump up song than Eye of the TigerNot up for updateBUP BUP BUP, I said not up for debate
Have you seen the National Treasure Movies?Everything in Washington is a clue
Is it bad that I own a $40 Batman action figure? I mean not me--someone I know...
Everything I've seen and read on that movie so far makes me think it's going to be a huge friggin' trainwreck.
This is a true statement.
Your statement also is a true statement
My interest left when Tom Hardy did.
Nope. Not one bit.
The story of this comment is that it affirms my agreement with your original comment.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: at all graduations, I expect randy savage to come down the aisle
Holy shit, it looked like José Abreu was hurt in a rundown after landing on his side. Must've only gotten the wind knocked out of him since he's staying in the game.
that team never gets any love. 35-5 is crazy. They had a pretty stacked team too. guess what hurts is that they were just one year wonders. Think they won the east again in 87 but that was about it.
Ditto. I used to look forward to a mailbag by simmons. Today's I finished in 3 minutes
it's all about keeping the proper perspective.
I can't hear Wagner without screaming YES! YES! YES! anymore.
Truly testing the awesomeness of 30 for 30. I don't give a crap about surfing but I'm watching this episode about surfing.
Bigger shocker: bruce Jenner becoming a woman or oj simpsons is a murderer?
I gotta go with Jenner.
It's time for him to retire it but no one else can carry the mantle. Oh yeah, Rembert is the worst.
Rick Ross is a freemason
It was. That team was deep and talented at every position; all hitting their stride together. And led by a competent NL reliever that was Cy Young and MVP.
No, I'm Kofi*gets to clapping*
is that the one with the about the Hawaiian guy?
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: wondering when sting joined the police and why doesn't he have make up
I've heard mainstream sports announcers use it too, and I don't think they got it from wrestling. Just kinda took on a life of it's own in the sports world.
I can't stand rembert especially his year end bracket for pop culture
OJ. Bruce's face has been a horror show from too much plastic surgery for years. Becoming a woman is pretty much a positive development.
Don't stand so close to me, dude
The one year wonder plays a factor, and the 87 team should have beaten the Twins. But the 84 team was one of the best I've even seen.
Not sure if you are a rap fan but remember back in the early 90s when the west coast guys would call people a mark? I want to hope that gangster rappers stole a term from wrestling.
Sign that pretty much every guy in my age group is influenced my wrestling: I've never heard anyone I know call a big video screen anything other than a "titantron."
"Just like that book by Nabakov" -screams, beats chest-
How did Sting and Edge go through their careers without the musicans of the same name not speaking up about it?
Eww, interesting choice with the chompers
Well one guy is THE edge
Shawn Michaels the porn star, tooI mean, me
He wrote a column slobbering over some kid named "Earl Sweatshirt". I've never heard of the guy and not even sure why I read the article, but it's horribleness did not disappoint.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: whenever technicians come to work on something and have to climb a ladder, I have to fight the urge to push them off.
Remember Ice Cube dropping that term in Boyz In The Hood.
So Joker is now a Sid Vicious ripoff (the musician).
Textual transmission between the roommate and myself from about an hour ago:Me: "Currently watching the Redlegs game trying to find you and the wife"Roommate: "Left field. Under the Titantron."
It's Thedge, Along with his bandmates Bonobos, Adam Clay 2,000 pounds, And Larry Mullen, Sr's son.
Also things or people are never just "stylin'" somebody always says "and profilin'"
I watched the "REG-GIE" game on youtube not too long ago. Reggie hit 3 homeruns on THREE pitches. I can understand the first two but why was the ball anywhere near the strike zone on the third at-bat?
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I expect to hear a guitar when the first note of Ride of the Valkyries hits.
Awwww, I'd rather the other Sid.
Nobody should try to rip Sid. The Pistols were garbage.
I remember Dr. Dre saying "all you mark a$$ busta's need to raise up....".
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: I think a squeegee makes an excellent weapon during a fight.
And, basically pre-fab, boy band garbage at that.
BOLLOCKSActually, forget thatNevermind the bollocks
Dead Kennedys is what The Pistols should be.
I own a couple Transformers that were well over $100. I ain't judging.
Dancing knuckleball that Reggie got ahold of and buried in the black seats at old Yankee Stadium; only a handful of players did that. And on Opening Day in 1978, Reggie's first swing of the season was a home run too. Off a left handed knuckleball Wilbur Wood. He was the man!
Put together by a legendary shitbag who went on to have a 13-year-old basically naked on an album cover and sing songs about fucking.
Good sir. **tips cap**
hi i see you make funny joke
It's unique at least.
When I was a kid he was playing out the string in California so I didn't get the big deal. Going back watching his prime and yeah, he was on another level.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan: have to scream "this is awesome" at everything like in movie theaters, plays, concerts, funerals
Put together to advertise his clothing store. PUNK ROCK!
hi wheres my upvote
You NEED to chant "YOU STILL GOT IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP" at a funeral.
I've decided that Market Bistro by Price Chopper is the new best grocery store. Better produce, low prices, and a better selection than the regular Chopper. Huge organic section and bakery as well.
you are required to chant "this is awesome" after two near falls, regardless of the match quality
hi i upvote twice
You have 6 fat pasty white guys as your paulbearers
I like to chant "YOU FUCKED UP" when someone makes a mistake at work.
Sign I'm a wrestling fan, anytime something cool happens in a nostalgic type of way in TV and film, the first thing that comes to mind is "I'm marking out bro!".
Just don't chant that at a funeral.
That family is one jacked up brood. Can't wait to see what Kanye becomes when he checks out of that scene.
I bought the $140 Lego Millennium Falcon--on clearance for $65. I'm a thrifty nerd!
I wish baseball was back on NBC. FOX ruins everything. Watching random "game of the week" games on youtube brings back so many memories. Dang.
hi is tna impact any good tonight
Josh Hamilton getting traded to the Rangers. Interesting...
Who is paying the salary
Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports reports that the Angels would not receive a player in return in the rumored Josh Hamilton deal, it would strictly be for cash considerations. It looks like it will be a move strictly to get Hamilton out of Los Angeles and back in Texas where he flourished in the past. The Rangers are expected to pay less than $15 million of the $80 million remaining on Hamilton's deal through the 2017 season. Rosenthal cautions that there are still several hurdles to clear and the talks could still fall apart, it isn't yet a done deal.
Nothing official yet, but the Angels are expected to pick up the majority of the tab.
They should never have let you go.
Why would they have done that?
...I'd say fuck the Angels in this but kinda a decent move by them, send him back where he has a small chance of not dying in the next year or two and eat most of his salary in the process
Sign that I'm a wrestling fan, every time I exit the show or a pool, I have to spit in the air like HHH.
It's a show revolved around the Knockouts.
I do that when I'm in the shower.
Was there any discussion of this Steve Kerr moment from last night? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDVWvlVUgAAdmlv.jpg
Do it in a pool, you can get some great mist distance.
I told a friend how it's funny seeing him mark out over the new Star Wars trailer, then I had to spend five minutes explaining what marking out meant. Why hasn't this term entered the mainstream yet? Especially with all the comic, sci-fi, GoT nerds about.