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Monday Night Open Mic

Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

It's summertime in this household which means dinner will come off the grill 95% of the time and I need to double down on mosquito repellent.

As for tonight there's plenty going on.

Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals with the TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING~! against the chicago blackhawks.

Women's World Cup match is USA vs. Australia

College Baseball is on some ESPN channels.

New episodes of American Ninja Warrior and The Bachelorette

Oh yeah RAW is on too.

So discuss among yourselves and keep it clean.


Comments

  1. So, here are my thoughts on Caitlyn Jenner.

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  2. WELCOME EVERYONE TO ANOTHER THREE HOURS OF UNBRIDLED MEDIOCRITY! WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

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  3. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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  4. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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  5. Needs more Big Show. Maybe Cena-Big Show?

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  6. NO! NO, MAGGLE, THERE IS NO WAY CENA CAN LIFT BIG SHOW FOR THE AA!

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  7. Stranger In The AlpsJune 8, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Facing the beast of the BoD Fantasy League, Chris Fothergill-Brown. I wonder what happened to that guy.

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  8. Can't decide on my sign. RAW IS BORE? RAW IS SNORE? RAW IS CHORE?

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  9. Probably lying comatose in a ditch somewhere. Should be back in a few weeks

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  10. The Japanese Women's team are the most disrespected world champions since CM Punk.

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  11. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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  12. I thought everyone liked the Jumping Bomb Angels.

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  13. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    *Rimshot*

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  14. How about RAW IS ____ORE and you can change the letters in front based on mood?

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  15. lulz, I bet the "terrorist attack" shit on this Curb episode was just Wanda Sykes making up some morbid bullshit to explain why she went to Vegas over Cheryl's charity event, and of course Larry has to blab about it.

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  16. What's up, Windjammers?

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  17. Soccer needs more time outs and commercials. How am I supposed to check in on the Braves game or go get another beer if they never stop playing?

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  18. "TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING~! against the chicago blackhawks."

    Miss me with that shit, haters. Kaner gonna do Kaner stuff.

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  19. You can pretty much just walk away at any time.

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  20. I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!

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  21. Reigns/Kingston sounds kinda awesome.

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  22. If I followed your advice I'd a missed that goal...

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  23. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    1-0, U.S. leads over Australia, Rapinoe goal.

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  24. I expect he and Toews to show something tonight. Cedric Paquette has been up Toews ass in the first two games.


    Too good to keep down though.

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  25. I really don't care that much, I have no idea who Cedric Paquette is.

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  26. So the Twins wasted their pick.

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  27. Wasn't she Ra-PA-No at the Olympics? And now she's Ra-PEE-No?

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  28. Shelton BenjaminJune 8, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Why is Boondocks Saints so popular? Now they're doing a prequel.

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  29. That was pontless

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  30. I thought 'Boondock Saints' was dull, but 'Overnight,' the documentary about the director of it, was one of the most interesting documentaries about Hollywood I have ever seen.

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  31. Vipleague working like dogshit for everyone else?

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  32. Fucking group projects...fucking people...how about the jackass doing the draft of the document take everyone's contributions and format them into something that is at least uniform in appearance? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???


    Jerks.


    #HOSSRANT

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  33. Quirky indy action film, stars a pre-Walking Dead Norman Reedus.

    I had a friend who was nuts about the movie--kept going on and on about it. I was confused because I thought it was "The Boondocks" cartoon.

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  34. Dude wearing suspenders on the preshow....my brutha.

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  35. I love Women's World Cup time, but it feels weird to cheer on a piece of trash like Hope Solo.

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  36. They knocked me out the first time I saw them.

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  37. I love the sexy slither of a woman's snake

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  38. Not that it matters in this day and age, but Money in the Bank is getting the shittiest build-up. Two rematches, and a briefcase ladder match with such randomly-chosen competitors that I can't remember any of them.

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  39. So hot until she showed herself to be a total asshole.

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  40. I'm torn, I want to root for them but fuck that roast beef beezy

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  41. something something telling stor-


    ah, fuck it.

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  42. Because in college, it just seems like the best movie ever.

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  43. and showed everything else!

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  44. Alex Morgan and her sexy ass needs to put one in

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  45. I'm at a place where I don't care if I miss RAW, Smackdown, NXT, or Impact.

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  46. 1-1. Great play by the Aussies.

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  47. There's a Women's World Cup?

    ...

    Is that the one the two girls pee in in those internet videos?

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  48. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    Australia looks better, flat out.

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  49. LETS FUCKING DO THIS

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  50. WHY IS HOPE SOLO A PIECE OF TRASH?

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  51. I;d watch Hope Solo and Alex Morgan in that

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  52. DON'T OFF YOURSELF NAW

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  53. Still 1-0 on my stream. Nice to know FirstRow's sucking as bad as Vipleague.

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  54. If the Authority start the show I'm bailing.

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  55. I'm a few minutes behind in the game....what the hell is up with the defense? Thank God for that white trashy goalie Hope Solo

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  56. Don't sleep on them, they weren't too shabby last time around

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  57. Am I the only one who thinks that makes her hotter?

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  58. Chick is a FREAK.

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  59. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    The U.S. can't pass or cross. And Australia is getting deep every time.

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  60. Seems like too much collapsing on the ball and not staying honest on D.

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  61. Strobe lighting effects!

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  62. I imagine her bashing her nephews head into the ground like Stark to Hulk in the Hulkbuster suit

    GOTOSLEEPGOTOSLEEP

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  63. Oh, hey. Cena is still here.


    Hooray.

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  64. damn it ...just got the the aussie goal

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  65. Pander more.

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  66. Wonder which coworker will get dumped on today.

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  67. Midfield is definitely vulnerable

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  68. We're starting with the US Challenge thing?


    What, did the Authoritay miss their train or something?

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  69. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    I wonder if the U.S. isn't a step slow (i.e. too old) at a few key positions?

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  70. Let me know when Cena points out a kid in the crowd he donated a kidney to

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  71. It's certainly not any of my business... but you've got to be a special kind of freak to take the few "selfies" she has.

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  72. So awesome that they are starting off with the best part of the show.

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  73. Byron Saxton makes Todd Grisham appear like prime Bobby Heenan.

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  74. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    It is such a random thing to see a World Cup in that great bastion of football, CANADA.

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  75. HEY. He does NOT look for recognition, damn it!

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  76. Apparently they love soccer, but hate grass.

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  77. Yes. They are from different parts of...


    ...the world.

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  78. There's another PPV this sunday? WTF?

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  79. Imagine if they're lying about the severity of Zayn's injury like they did with Cena in late '07 and he shows up out of nowhere one week and attacks Owens.

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  80. Cena kind of lost himself early on in this one...

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  81. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    I dunno, they love snow.

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  82. You didn't get the memo? Every two weeks.

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  83. Stephanie McMahon orgasms every time someone says WWE NETWORK on the air

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  84. But they put gravy on everything.

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  85. A rematch for nooooooooo reason. Oh, because he needs to "stake his claim" more. Got it.

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  86. Two Canadian girls, one cup...of gravy.

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  87. Her arby curtains are greater than mickie james

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  88. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    It's Cena, what can you do?

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  89. Just getting started?!

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  90. Do they love it, or are they just kind of stuck with it?

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  91. Did he say he fights for paternity?

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  92. I love ALL of you!

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  93. Seems like there is a lot of signs in the crowd. Attitude Era-esque.

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  94. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 8, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    That chant went over like a fart in church...

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  95. Wait,,,,there's Mickey James photos?????

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  96. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    The United States is just sloppy as Hell. They haven't had a good possession since Rapinoe's goal.

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  97. "...there is no safe bet on Sunday than John Cena."


    Because bookies subscribe to the school of CENAWINSLOL as well.

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  98. Unfortunately, that's true.

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  99. Some tonight are watching the predetermed "sport" all about making money...others are watching Pro Wrestling

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  100. Whoa....dude reminded me of Marky Mark for a sec there.

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  101. This is the great preamble to a heel promo. Unfortunately...

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  102. I can live with Cena beating Owens Sunday if the plan is for Owens to wrap up his business in NXT and then settle the score with John Cena in the blow off at a later PPV. As long as he wins the blow off, it's fine.


    If he loses Sunday and then this thing just ends, or if they go one more in the future and Cena wins, then it's a waste.

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  103. LOUD NOISES

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  104. Serious Cena is sooooooo good on the mic that it is astonishing they would ever do that jokey shit with him.

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  105. Charlton CrestonJune 8, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Boooooo why they open with this, people have to drive home damnit!!

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  106. This latest KO short is weaker than the others.

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  107. BOOM. Shots fired.

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  108. Waste?


    I think not.


    Cena will have further established the one truth in wrestling that we all believe.


    Cena.


    Wins.


    LOL

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  109. I like how Smackdown is basically become the first draft of Raw.

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  110. I wish KO had a better voice. He doesn't exactly sound intimidating.

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  111. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    That's kind of the character though, really. Speak softly and carry a big ass stick.

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  112. NXT open challenge, because Smackdown's so worthless, lol.

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  113. I'm half-expecting HHH to come out and give these guys a tag team title shot.

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  114. Doesn't need to. I'd say it adds to his appeal; similar to the way that Jake Roberts almost never yelled.

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  115. I can not imagine a criticism of KO promos in any way

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  116. He's got a lot of things working against him.

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  117. What the hell is on Cenas nose?

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  118. Stupid ol' Cena.

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  119. broke it at a house show last night

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  120. Does anyone else hear Christopher Walken when they hear Kevin Owens?

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  121. Wrestle Owens Wrestle doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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  122. Beautiful header opportunity missed...

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  123. He exudes confidence and it's genuine. He's not playing pro wrestler.

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  124. ...and they all add up to me marking out.

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  125. Rapini has this weird Tilda Swinton thing that's kinda inexplicably attractive

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  126. So fighting is the new word to replace wrestling?

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  127. Holmes! WE LIVE THERE!

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  128. It's a better word than "sports entertaining."

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  129. Huh.


    This is really a great way to start Raw.

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  130. "Here I come to save the day!"

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  131. Charlton CrestonJune 8, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    Still lovin this feud but the second half of this promo (all that I saw) wasn't nearly as good as last week.

    *crosses fingers for all of Hour 1 to be KO/Neville*

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  132. Kidd's hurt... bring on Cesaro.

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  133. Neville would go US Title, right? He had the NXT belt.

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  134. "I'm hardcore! I'll take 'em both!"

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  135. maybe the fans waving giant heads of these poor girls trying to concentrate on scoring is part of the problem...I know I would be good lord...is that what my head looks like....and I'm peyton...those heads in the crowd are to scale for me

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  136. He'll take'm both, he's hardcore.

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  137. The usual 20 minute authority promo to start the show is more interesting than usual this week.

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  138. His voice is fucking weird.

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  139. He also has an unavenged loss against Owens, so either option would make sense to me.

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  140. THIS CROWD FUCKING SUCKS

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  141. What happened to Cenas nose

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  142. good luck... https://www.facebook.com/outmagazine/posts/327979090635079

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  143. Gotta pick the right town, but I think it would work.

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  144. Wasn't expecting that

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  145. Hey...Nevillle...you talk funny thar, boy. We don't take kindly to that 'round these parts.

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  146. Thaddeus MountainJune 8, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    I can handle Owens/Neville.

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  147. Neville's first WWE promo, right?

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  148. Thaddeus MountainJune 8, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    Now, Skeeter. He ain't hurtin' nobody.

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  149. broke it at house show last night

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  150. "We don't like people with funny accents here, fella!"
    -Sheamus

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  151. Charlton CrestonJune 8, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    Yeah that's the first I've heard from h im on the main show

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  152. NXT is taking over the 504, Holmes!

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  153. Oh, good. More Cena on the mic.


    Well...I suppose he might actually help the announcing team.

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  154. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    Haha, FUCK YOU CENA. Get out of the ring and let the WRESTLERS fight.

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  155. He sounds like his ears look.

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  156. John Cena commentary, fuuuuuck

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  157. Fuck yes. Good start.

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  158. Hope Solo has joined that Jameis Winston/Mayweather tier of athletes of who I wouldn't feel an ounce of sympy if they shredded their ACL right now

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  159. That is in no way surprising

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  160. It'll be interesting to see how Owens/Neville on Raw compares to Owens/Neville on NXT, in terms of structure and time.

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  161. I thought I done seen everything when I seen an Englishman fly.


    #DumboCrows

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  162. WHY IS EVERYONE HATING ON THIS BITCH?

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  163. What happened? I had to step out after Owens said he let a wrestler decide. Who answered?

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  164. He'll put them both over huge on commentary

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  165. So glad the King is back.

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  166. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Act like a bitch, get treated like a bitch?

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  167. Charlton CrestonJune 8, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    Neville

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  168. Jonathan MeisnerJune 8, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    She has a fugly vagina.

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  169. Yes, he did.

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  170. Neville, he picked KO

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  171. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed, though. Some people are too picky about her looks.

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  172. They really are going balls-deep with this NXT push, aren't they?

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  173. Good to see them start to get control by the end of the half...maybe they will settle the fuck down and getting it going in the second half

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  174. Charlton CrestonJune 8, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    Until Sunday, sure

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  175. So far they're doing well by it, too.

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  176. I really can't stand that Raw announcing has become more "pick your poison" than anything at this point.

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  177. Corned Biff HashJune 8, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    ... Said only one person since 2001.

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  178. Charlton CrestonJune 8, 2015 at 6:16 PM

    Wow, Complications looks terrible. I bet it runs 10 years.

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  179. Stream...don't be fucking with Hoss now.

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  180. I think she is very attractive. She just also happens to be a violent, self righteous shit head.

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  181. Jonathan MeisnerJune 8, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    May be inappropriate but, isn't it odd that Heyman is a Jew that's *bad* with money.

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  182. Yep. All we really need is Sasha Banks to show up and rid us of the Bella Twins.

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  183. Thaddeus MountainJune 8, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    Sports entertain Owens sports entertain!

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