Howdy Blog O'Doomers!
It's summertime in this household which means dinner will come off the grill 95% of the time and I need to double down on mosquito repellent.
As for tonight there's plenty going on.
Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals with the TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING~! against the chicago blackhawks.
Women's World Cup match is USA vs. Australia
College Baseball is on some ESPN channels.
New episodes of American Ninja Warrior and The Bachelorette
Oh yeah RAW is on too.
So discuss among yourselves and keep it clean.
It's summertime in this household which means dinner will come off the grill 95% of the time and I need to double down on mosquito repellent.
As for tonight there's plenty going on.
Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals with the TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING~! against the chicago blackhawks.
Women's World Cup match is USA vs. Australia
College Baseball is on some ESPN channels.
New episodes of American Ninja Warrior and The Bachelorette
Oh yeah RAW is on too.
So discuss among yourselves and keep it clean.
So, here are my thoughts on Caitlyn Jenner.
ReplyDeleteWELCOME EVERYONE TO ANOTHER THREE HOURS OF UNBRIDLED MEDIOCRITY! WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
ReplyDeleteLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
ReplyDeleteNeeds more Big Show. Maybe Cena-Big Show?
ReplyDeleteNO! NO, MAGGLE, THERE IS NO WAY CENA CAN LIFT BIG SHOW FOR THE AA!
ReplyDeleteFacing the beast of the BoD Fantasy League, Chris Fothergill-Brown. I wonder what happened to that guy.
ReplyDeleteCan't decide on my sign. RAW IS BORE? RAW IS SNORE? RAW IS CHORE?
ReplyDeleteProbably lying comatose in a ditch somewhere. Should be back in a few weeks
ReplyDeleteThe Japanese Women's team are the most disrespected world champions since CM Punk.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
ReplyDeleteI thought everyone liked the Jumping Bomb Angels.
ReplyDelete*Rimshot*
ReplyDeleteHow about RAW IS ____ORE and you can change the letters in front based on mood?
ReplyDeleteWH
ReplyDeletelulz, I bet the "terrorist attack" shit on this Curb episode was just Wanda Sykes making up some morbid bullshit to explain why she went to Vegas over Cheryl's charity event, and of course Larry has to blab about it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, Windjammers?
ReplyDeleteSoccer needs more time outs and commercials. How am I supposed to check in on the Braves game or go get another beer if they never stop playing?
ReplyDelete"TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING~! against the chicago blackhawks."
ReplyDeleteMiss me with that shit, haters. Kaner gonna do Kaner stuff.
You can pretty much just walk away at any time.
ReplyDeleteI am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
ReplyDeleteReigns/Kingston sounds kinda awesome.
ReplyDeleteIf I followed your advice I'd a missed that goal...
ReplyDelete1-0, U.S. leads over Australia, Rapinoe goal.
ReplyDeleteI expect he and Toews to show something tonight. Cedric Paquette has been up Toews ass in the first two games.
ReplyDeleteToo good to keep down though.
I really don't care that much, I have no idea who Cedric Paquette is.
ReplyDeleteSo the Twins wasted their pick.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she Ra-PA-No at the Olympics? And now she's Ra-PEE-No?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Boondocks Saints so popular? Now they're doing a prequel.
ReplyDeleteThat was pontless
ReplyDeleteI thought 'Boondock Saints' was dull, but 'Overnight,' the documentary about the director of it, was one of the most interesting documentaries about Hollywood I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteVipleague working like dogshit for everyone else?
ReplyDeleteFucking group projects...fucking people...how about the jackass doing the draft of the document take everyone's contributions and format them into something that is at least uniform in appearance? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???
ReplyDeleteJerks.
#HOSSRANT
Quirky indy action film, stars a pre-Walking Dead Norman Reedus.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who was nuts about the movie--kept going on and on about it. I was confused because I thought it was "The Boondocks" cartoon.
Dude wearing suspenders on the preshow....my brutha.
ReplyDeleteI love Women's World Cup time, but it feels weird to cheer on a piece of trash like Hope Solo.
ReplyDeleteThey knocked me out the first time I saw them.
ReplyDeleteI love the sexy slither of a woman's snake
ReplyDeleteNot that it matters in this day and age, but Money in the Bank is getting the shittiest build-up. Two rematches, and a briefcase ladder match with such randomly-chosen competitors that I can't remember any of them.
ReplyDeleteSo hot until she showed herself to be a total asshole.
ReplyDeleteI'm torn, I want to root for them but fuck that roast beef beezy
ReplyDeletesomething something telling stor-
ReplyDeleteah, fuck it.
Because in college, it just seems like the best movie ever.
ReplyDeleteand showed everything else!
ReplyDeleteAlex Morgan and her sexy ass needs to put one in
ReplyDeleteOH TAG
ReplyDeleteI'm at a place where I don't care if I miss RAW, Smackdown, NXT, or Impact.
ReplyDelete1-1. Great play by the Aussies.
ReplyDeleteThere's a Women's World Cup?
ReplyDelete...
Is that the one the two girls pee in in those internet videos?
Australia looks better, flat out.
ReplyDeleteLETS FUCKING DO THIS
ReplyDeleteWHY IS HOPE SOLO A PIECE OF TRASH?
ReplyDeleteI;d watch Hope Solo and Alex Morgan in that
ReplyDeleteDON'T OFF YOURSELF NAW
ReplyDeleteStill 1-0 on my stream. Nice to know FirstRow's sucking as bad as Vipleague.
ReplyDeleteIf the Authority start the show I'm bailing.
ReplyDeleteI'm a few minutes behind in the game....what the hell is up with the defense? Thank God for that white trashy goalie Hope Solo
ReplyDeleteDon't sleep on them, they weren't too shabby last time around
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks that makes her hotter?
ReplyDeleteChick is a FREAK.
ReplyDeleteNot at all
ReplyDeleteThe U.S. can't pass or cross. And Australia is getting deep every time.
ReplyDeleteSeems like too much collapsing on the ball and not staying honest on D.
ReplyDeleteWhelp
ReplyDeleteStrobe lighting effects!
ReplyDeleteI imagine her bashing her nephews head into the ground like Stark to Hulk in the Hulkbuster suit
ReplyDeleteGOTOSLEEPGOTOSLEEP
Oh, hey. Cena is still here.
ReplyDeleteHooray.
damn it ...just got the the aussie goal
ReplyDeletePander more.
ReplyDeleteWonder which coworker will get dumped on today.
ReplyDeleteMidfield is definitely vulnerable
ReplyDeleteWe're starting with the US Challenge thing?
ReplyDeleteWhat, did the Authoritay miss their train or something?
I wonder if the U.S. isn't a step slow (i.e. too old) at a few key positions?
ReplyDeleteLet me know when Cena points out a kid in the crowd he donated a kidney to
ReplyDeleteIt's certainly not any of my business... but you've got to be a special kind of freak to take the few "selfies" she has.
ReplyDeleteSo awesome that they are starting off with the best part of the show.
ReplyDeleteByron Saxton makes Todd Grisham appear like prime Bobby Heenan.
ReplyDeleteIt is such a random thing to see a World Cup in that great bastion of football, CANADA.
ReplyDeleteHEY. He does NOT look for recognition, damn it!
ReplyDeleteApparently they love soccer, but hate grass.
ReplyDeleteYes. They are from different parts of...
ReplyDelete...the world.
There's another PPV this sunday? WTF?
ReplyDeleteImagine if they're lying about the severity of Zayn's injury like they did with Cena in late '07 and he shows up out of nowhere one week and attacks Owens.
ReplyDeleteCanadians don't do drugs, eh.
ReplyDeleteCena kind of lost himself early on in this one...
ReplyDeleteI dunno, they love snow.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't get the memo? Every two weeks.
ReplyDeleteStephanie McMahon orgasms every time someone says WWE NETWORK on the air
ReplyDeleteBut they put gravy on everything.
ReplyDeleteA rematch for nooooooooo reason. Oh, because he needs to "stake his claim" more. Got it.
ReplyDeleteTwo Canadian girls, one cup...of gravy.
ReplyDeletethat ref is a saucy bitch
ReplyDeleteHer arby curtains are greater than mickie james
ReplyDelete¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ReplyDeleteIt's Cena, what can you do?
Just getting started?!
ReplyDeleteDo they love it, or are they just kind of stuck with it?
ReplyDeleteDid he say he fights for paternity?
ReplyDeleteI love ALL of you!
ReplyDeleteSeems like there is a lot of signs in the crowd. Attitude Era-esque.
ReplyDeleteThat chant went over like a fart in church...
ReplyDeleteWait,,,,there's Mickey James photos?????
ReplyDeleteThe United States is just sloppy as Hell. They haven't had a good possession since Rapinoe's goal.
ReplyDelete"...there is no safe bet on Sunday than John Cena."
ReplyDeleteBecause bookies subscribe to the school of CENAWINSLOL as well.
Unfortunately, that's true.
ReplyDeleteSome tonight are watching the predetermed "sport" all about making money...others are watching Pro Wrestling
ReplyDeleteWhoa....dude reminded me of Marky Mark for a sec there.
ReplyDeleteThis is the great preamble to a heel promo. Unfortunately...
ReplyDeleteI can live with Cena beating Owens Sunday if the plan is for Owens to wrap up his business in NXT and then settle the score with John Cena in the blow off at a later PPV. As long as he wins the blow off, it's fine.
ReplyDeleteIf he loses Sunday and then this thing just ends, or if they go one more in the future and Cena wins, then it's a waste.
KO! KO! KO!!!!
ReplyDeleteSerious Cena is sooooooo good on the mic that it is astonishing they would ever do that jokey shit with him.
ReplyDeleteFLOP!
ReplyDeleteBoooooo why they open with this, people have to drive home damnit!!
ReplyDeleteThis latest KO short is weaker than the others.
ReplyDeleteBOOM. Shots fired.
ReplyDeleteWaste?
ReplyDeleteI think not.
Cena will have further established the one truth in wrestling that we all believe.
Cena.
Wins.
LOL
I like how Smackdown is basically become the first draft of Raw.
ReplyDeleteI wish KO had a better voice. He doesn't exactly sound intimidating.
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of the character though, really. Speak softly and carry a big ass stick.
ReplyDeleteNXT open challenge, because Smackdown's so worthless, lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm half-expecting HHH to come out and give these guys a tag team title shot.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't need to. I'd say it adds to his appeal; similar to the way that Jake Roberts almost never yelled.
ReplyDeleteI can not imagine a criticism of KO promos in any way
ReplyDeleteStay outta my head.
ReplyDeleteHe's got a lot of things working against him.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is on Cenas nose?
ReplyDeleteStupid ol' Cena.
ReplyDeletebroke it at a house show last night
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else hear Christopher Walken when they hear Kevin Owens?
ReplyDeleteWrestle Owens Wrestle doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful header opportunity missed...
ReplyDeleteHe exudes confidence and it's genuine. He's not playing pro wrestler.
ReplyDelete...and they all add up to me marking out.
ReplyDeleteRapini has this weird Tilda Swinton thing that's kinda inexplicably attractive
ReplyDelete"Holmes."
ReplyDeleteOh, fuck off.
Yeah, Holmes!
ReplyDeleteSo fighting is the new word to replace wrestling?
ReplyDeleteHolmes! WE LIVE THERE!
ReplyDeleteIt's a better word than "sports entertaining."
ReplyDelete"I already beat some, John."
ReplyDeleteHuh.
ReplyDeleteThis is really a great way to start Raw.
"Here I come to save the day!"
ReplyDeleteStill lovin this feud but the second half of this promo (all that I saw) wasn't nearly as good as last week.
ReplyDelete*crosses fingers for all of Hour 1 to be KO/Neville*
Kidd's hurt... bring on Cesaro.
ReplyDeleteNeville would go US Title, right? He had the NXT belt.
ReplyDelete"I'm hardcore! I'll take 'em both!"
ReplyDeletemaybe the fans waving giant heads of these poor girls trying to concentrate on scoring is part of the problem...I know I would be good lord...is that what my head looks like....and I'm peyton...those heads in the crowd are to scale for me
ReplyDeleteoooo...if only.
ReplyDeleteHe'll take'm both, he's hardcore.
ReplyDeleteThe usual 20 minute authority promo to start the show is more interesting than usual this week.
ReplyDeleteHis voice is fucking weird.
ReplyDeleteHe also has an unavenged loss against Owens, so either option would make sense to me.
ReplyDeleteTHIS CROWD FUCKING SUCKS
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Cenas nose
ReplyDeletegood luck... https://www.facebook.com/outmagazine/posts/327979090635079
ReplyDeleteGotta pick the right town, but I think it would work.
ReplyDeleteWasn't expecting that
ReplyDeleteHey...Nevillle...you talk funny thar, boy. We don't take kindly to that 'round these parts.
ReplyDeleteI can handle Owens/Neville.
ReplyDeleteNeville's first WWE promo, right?
ReplyDeleteNow, Skeeter. He ain't hurtin' nobody.
ReplyDeleteDoes he? Then yeah.
ReplyDeletebroke it at house show last night
ReplyDelete"We don't like people with funny accents here, fella!"
ReplyDelete-Sheamus
Yeah that's the first I've heard from h im on the main show
ReplyDeleteNXT is taking over the 504, Holmes!
ReplyDeleteOh, good. More Cena on the mic.
ReplyDeleteWell...I suppose he might actually help the announcing team.
Haha, FUCK YOU CENA. Get out of the ring and let the WRESTLERS fight.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like his ears look.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cena commentary, fuuuuuck
ReplyDeleteFuck yes. Good start.
ReplyDeleteHope Solo has joined that Jameis Winston/Mayweather tier of athletes of who I wouldn't feel an ounce of sympy if they shredded their ACL right now
ReplyDeleteThat is in no way surprising
ReplyDeleteIt'll be interesting to see how Owens/Neville on Raw compares to Owens/Neville on NXT, in terms of structure and time.
ReplyDeleteI thought I done seen everything when I seen an Englishman fly.
ReplyDelete#DumboCrows
WHY IS EVERYONE HATING ON THIS BITCH?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened? I had to step out after Owens said he let a wrestler decide. Who answered?
ReplyDeleteHe'll put them both over huge on commentary
ReplyDeleteSo glad the King is back.
ReplyDelete¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ReplyDeleteAct like a bitch, get treated like a bitch?
Neville
ReplyDeleteShe has a fugly vagina.
ReplyDeleteYes, he did.
ReplyDeleteNeville, he picked KO
ReplyDeleteThis. Is. MEN'S COLOGNE!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't kick her out of bed, though. Some people are too picky about her looks.
ReplyDeleteThey really are going balls-deep with this NXT push, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteGood to see them start to get control by the end of the half...maybe they will settle the fuck down and getting it going in the second half
ReplyDeleteUntil Sunday, sure
ReplyDeleteSo far they're doing well by it, too.
ReplyDeleteI really can't stand that Raw announcing has become more "pick your poison" than anything at this point.
ReplyDelete... Said only one person since 2001.
ReplyDeleteWow, Complications looks terrible. I bet it runs 10 years.
ReplyDeleteStream...don't be fucking with Hoss now.
ReplyDeleteI think she is very attractive. She just also happens to be a violent, self righteous shit head.
ReplyDeleteMay be inappropriate but, isn't it odd that Heyman is a Jew that's *bad* with money.
ReplyDeleteKinda like your gif gimmick?
ReplyDeleteYep. All we really need is Sasha Banks to show up and rid us of the Bella Twins.
ReplyDeleteSports entertain Owens sports entertain!
ReplyDeleteGiffick?
ReplyDeleteMy legitimate stream is acting up.
ReplyDelete(And I do mean it's legitimate. I'm running the Verizon Fios app on my iPad.)