Ya beat me to it, so I deleted mine. Then I think you deleted yours. Then I was going to go back and put mine back up, then you put up a new one.We communicate as a team. It's awesome.
Well that was embarrassing.
Well, I was first, then I wasn't...then...uhhh...yeah. Good work, fellows.
Top 5 always get to be first.
*ahem* My comment is below yours.
You don't even have a comment!
It's RIGHT THERE!!
NO IT ISN'T MOTHER FUCKER!:: Pokes you in the chest ::
...oh. My bad.
Before this escalates I will politely ask you to hit refresh.
Nope. Nothing. :: Bumps chest into yours ::
WTF is this bullshit? I see my own comment.I also see dead people. *kicks llax in the nuts and runs*
:: Shakes fist angrily :::: Feud continues for months after anyone cares about it ::
Clearly you don't want to reach for the brass ring!
I think Extant and myself each put up a thread at the same time, saw that each of us had put up a thread. Then each of us deleted our thread. Then Extant put up another one before I could put up another one.It was awkward.
Clearly we need to bring in some consultants to streamline business processes around here. We need more synergy and other corporate buzzwords.
Season 2-3 of The Office doesn't get discussed enough in the pantheon of great sitcom seasons.
We need to granulate our reports down to the office level so that we could have some accountability on the back end of the processes.
They get forgotten because the last seasons were so bad.
And then you felt oddly attracted to each other...
Let's not jump the shark just yet. You have to build to that.
Gah, I hate when my ESPN alert goes off before I see what happened on TV.
Kofi Kingston is going to be found beat up in the locker room area tonight. Nobody will know who did it until Brock Lesnar takes his spot in the Money in the Bank Match and wins it. This will set up Lesnar Vs. Rollins at Battleground and Kofi Vs. Lesnar in Japan.
So was this a botch or a shoot?
I did the same thing yesterday.
Sittin' in Starbucks, working on my third novel. Like a boss.Writing an interrogation scene right now. Having a lot of fun with it.
My wife raped my ears with that shitty Meghan Trainor song. I demanded restitution in the form of silence, and she put the song on repeat blasting through the house. I need an old priest and a young priest.
So I'm hiring a kid to do some pretty hard physical labour, hours and hours of straight digging and also hauling things up a pretty steep hill. He's willing to do it quite a bit cheaper than I'd expected to pay. Should I offer more than he's asking?Maybe hire him at his rate and then once he's done a decent job I'll overpay.
Botch, for sure.
Yeah do that.
Good for karma.
I hope the Blue Jays team bus overturns. I don't want anyone killed, I just want the entire team on the DL.Also, I hope the Red Sox fall into a bottomless pit (moreso).
The last season was good. Season 7(?) with James Spader was not.
But what about Kevin Costner?
My car's radiator might be dead. Bad side, looking at a shit of money in repairs. Bright side, I can work from home tomorrow meaning I can drink a shit ton of beers and watch wrestling today.
You need to rethink your vows.
I went to see Tomorrowland earlier, mainly because I was interested to see if it deserves the 'flop' status. It's ambitious and has an interesting concept at its centre, but mostly, it's an ideologically confused mess of a film.
Sheesh, $204,000,000 for Jurassic World. That's a lot of money.
I completely blocked James Spader on The Office out of my mind.
MITB Sunday, time to rewatch cash-ins and Punk/Cena.
I've been doing ROH reviews for shows from 2005 for my own entertainment but I actually crave responses and I don't know where to post them beyond ROHworld :(
Email one to Scott, if he likes it he'll let you post them here.
Even I don't think they are up to that standard, need general feedback first. Then I might be brave and email them
All I require are TP Procurement and Dispensation Reports. In Duplicate. (Triplicate forms will be burnt.)
OH SEAN RODRIGUEZ!
I fucking hate the Blue Jays. My hatred for them has come out in spades this weekend. I've hated them since I was a kid living in Canada.Where's Hart Killer to back me up on this?
No doubt sitting somewhere scowling and shaking his head at all of the uppity Canadians walking by!
It's all very uncomfortable, but never seems to be intentionally so.
at least minimum wage
My little brother (who is 25) always does my lawn for an agreed upon price of $25. I always thrown in an extra couple of bucks or some beers.
I'm hungry... but I am too busy to make lunch or go get anything... someone send me some delivery.
Has Mark Henry been on any shows since Elimination Chamber?
He jobbed to Reigns via count out a couple weeks ago.
Oh. His inclusion in that IC match, being a Texan aside, was bizarre. And I'd blame him more than most for the way that match fell apart. He's supposed to be the veteran.
It's absolutely up there with the best of the best. Series 2-6 are 95% good
I don't mind blue jays. I can't stand storks though. Or flamingos.
You're fat! Your whole damn town is fat!
Yay, random power outage for 3 seconds.
I'm a big fan of boobies though.
I think I need to make a cameo.
The last series was going the way of series 8 (Spaders series) until they knew it was finishing and had some clear direction to wrap it up
I've found protein shakes to be surprisingly filling. Almond milk mixed with some stuff I bought out of Food Lion
I don't wanna go to work.
Me neither... though I do want to brag about not having to... too bad MisterTuesdayNight isn't here.
I've missed about the last two weeks of WWE programming. Anyone mind catching me up real quick?
go to work
Sorry to hear that you have to. I've just been sitting here, banging a drum all day.
Leave Pawnee out of this
didn't miss anything really since elimination chamber
All we can do is post snide remarks, but that's going to happen regardless of quality. In other words, just ask Scott to post it.
That's really funny because my real name is Tom and I'm an uncle to my sister's kids!
Had a feeling this was the case. Thought this was way too soon for another ppv.
I read that as "shittin' in Starbucks"
And the Pirates offense are make Cole Hamels look like he's still living in 2009.
WHAT'RE THE ODDS??!?!?!?!??!?
It looks pretty good match wise though. MitB, Owens/Cena, Rollins/Ambrose.
Not sure. If your name is Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh, I'm out of here, homey.
So this is the same show just with MITB instead of Elimination Chamber?
In that case yes my name is Glenn Beck.
Why you always crying, Glenn?
Well, I mean...
WEB GEM Jung Ho!
what's the first 2 about?
Are you a Purdue alum? They have a kick-ass drum they bang
Yeah, pretty much.
Aren't you supposed to be out of here?
But then you would miss me.
That's over 300 hours in last month, she's a real go getting!
Lynch me! Lynch me for what me people have done to your people.
You lied. Typical.
4:00 for WrestleMania 2000 correct?
*Dances like an uppity negro on parallax's face*
What happened with the Lana/Rusev stuff? Last time I watched Rusev broke his ankle.
Lana hooked up with Dolph
Part of a series called The Armadillo Mysteries. Stars Dilbert Pinkerton: mutant armadillo, private detective. He digs for the truth.The first, The City of Smoke & Mirrors, he runs afoul with Nevermore Bay's local vigilante, The Buzzard. And digs into that mystery, running into the police, some of The Buzzard's rogue gallery, The Buzzard himself, and some of Don Komodo's goons.The second, The Dame was a Tad Polish, Dill is hired to protect an actress and mutant frog, Lily Pad. Someone's after her, and with anti-anthropomorphic sentiments at an all time high, Dill's not sure if it's because she's a mutant or if there's something she's not telling him.
:: Doesn't raise minimum wage ::
Has it gone anywhere else? What have they been doing with Rusev out?
I just looked it up. That's a good drum.
Rusev went and got injured almost right after that. He's gonna be on the shelf for a couple of months.
Red Sox are done. What a pathetic display. If heads don't roll from this debacle of a weekend, then no one gives a shit. This shit show is more that the Red Sox suck then the Jays being any good.
You just wanna bang on the drums all day?
*Marries Parallax's sister*We family, nigga...we family!
It's not how you start, it's how you finish.
Nice try. No female relatives. I do enjoy that Chris Rock bit though... YOU PEOPLE sure are good at providing us with entertainment.
I've been watching all the games and the Red Sox's defence is fucking atrocious.
.....and they're finished.
Just witnessed the birth of my baby girl. Born this morning.
Your women sure like our big penises, too!
Way to go, man.
They are only 7 games out
Awesome, dude! Congrats!
Congrats! It's a pretty awesome thing.
I take everyone is going to be in limbo for a while or Dolph is going to have to wrestle Sheamus and Barrett 40 more times.
Also, offense and pitching. I think that covers everything.
Tell me what is your preference when it comes to the female ass? Large or small?
or he could win money in the bank tonight
I once had to call off work because my buddy told me about a guy we know liked to get fucked in the ass with a strap-on and his girl came into the bar where he was chilling with all his boys and totally blew up his spot, and I laughed so hard I cracked 2 ribs. My boss wasn't trying to have it. but once I told him the whole story he's like "that's so nuts it has to be true". I say "yeah, if i just didn't want to work I'd say I had the flu or was up all night because I had the shits or something. But seriously, I got 2 cracked ribs, I can barely breathe much less get any work done."
I realize that, but when you play as bad as they're playing, it may as well be 27 games out.
Congrats!(Pretty inconsiderate to wait this long to tell us though)
White and tight.
and then face Sheamus and Barrett for the briefcase 40 more times
Congrats. What did you name her?
Huh, breaking with tradition. A bold gambit.Ok run along and have some watermelon now Toby.
Favorite piledriver? I always loved Jerry Lynn's.
The album in the 1980's.
Best to you and your family.
You got it, White Power Bill! Have fun listening to your John Cougar Mellencamp!
Hope you enjoyed sleep. Because you won't again now for the next few years.
How do Red Sox fans feel about FSG at the moment? I'm a Liverpool fan, so curious what their profile is like over with you.
Fuck the Sawx, the cheating bitch ass Patriots, the Bruins, and all their douchebag Masshole fans. Fuck the Red Wings, Penguins, and Cowboys too.
HEY! It is just John Mellencamp now!
Al Sharpton called. He wants an apology for this thread.
Doesn't he do that already?
He had a girl. He won't sleep for about 25 years.
I'd prefer if Owens/Cena ended with a fuck finish after not very long and Rollins/Ambrose has the potential to deliver (but hasn't on PPV so far). Aside from that, I'm not expecting much from the card.
I always dug Foley's, where he grabbed them by the tights to pull them down.
I bet he called on an Obamaphone!
Only the Sox for me, dude. I could care less about football, hockey, basketball, whatever, etc.
Owen could pull that out of nowhere.He was very snappy with it.
I wish I paid attention enough to give you an opinion, man. You may want to check in with Bayless on that one.
So what is the PPV lineup tonight?Cena vs. Owens.MITB matchRollins vs. AmbrosePTP vs. New DaySome divas match
Bruce makes a good one.
How could you forget Ryback vs Big Show?!
I'm torn on his. It looks weak as hell, you can see his ass is taking the whole bump, but if I was a wrestler and had to take a piledriver from someone Terry would be the guy I'd pick. He does the safest piledriver I've seen.
I don't know how. I hope Big Show doesn't find out and slap me with those frying pan hands that you have to see in person to believe.
I just don't have a reason to hate the Celtics. But it's kind of an unwritten law here that we have to hate teams from Boston and Pittsburgh.
My current goal in life is to have enough money to go to the Canadian GP and the IRL race in Toronto next year. Fuck watching this shit on TV, I want to see it in person.
Yankees have to cash in on bases loaded and zip outs...stupid cold streak eating their division lead away to nothing.
I can see that happening. Everyone is saying Roman is going to win (with good reason) so I can see Vince having someone else win just to swerve everyone.
Does WWE actually think that Rollins jobbing (basically cleanly) to J&J Security will get people to watch their champion defend his title?
No name just yet. We didn't find out the sex beforehand so no name was decided on yet.
When did that happen?
Thanks everyone :)
A Rusev feud would have broken up the monotony temporarily, at least. Now, we are just stuck with this.
If I ever have a daughter I'm going to name her Charlotte, after my late grandmother.
This past Monday.
That's why I like it. He just falls back instead of jumping down or whatever. It looks so weird that it's always appealed to me.
Seth has been booked like a chump the whole time he's had the title.
Whew. 2 runs...came a strike away of getting jackshit on that scenario.
Lawler's piledriver is kind of like that too.
Would it have been so hard for Rollins to kick the crap out of them, have Ambrose come out, cream Rollins with the title and drape Mercury over Seth for the win?
This race is pretty decent, outside of the 500 IRL should just stick to road\street courses.
Is it sad that all the talk about Money In The Bank just makes me want to watch Mania 2000 even more?
As much as it pains me to say this, I think Rollins's title reign has been an unmitigated disaster. He's been castigated behind the Authority, booked to look like a chump since winning the title, and basically been second-fiddle to the overarching Authority storyline. At least when Brock was the champion, there was nothing higher in importance. The atrocious J&J angle on Monday night was just the final nail in the coffin.I love Seth Rollins, but he deserves so much better than what he's been given.
Or just have Rollins destroy them to have some sort of momentum going into tonight?
Well, to start off with, Edge's stellar cash-in on Cena. A cash-in that, according to Edge, he personally had to suggest using in that fashion, as creative was going to have him just start a feud with it on a Raw at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eA1ZrmdmoAAnyone remember this? Is this a work or is Ross just an ass?
I totally agree with all of this.
Stepping out to see Jurassic World. I expect to see humans and dinosaurs in a battle of wits for all-time!
I think Seth needs to drop the title and then start over. They've tried their best to kill all of his heat.
Even Orton looked stronger as second fiddle to The Authority.
You could just read the synopsis on wiki for free.
Film is a visual experience. I wanna read I'll pick up the Movie Novelization down the road.
One thing that bothers me about that is "the worlds first genetically hybrid dinosaur". Um, weren't they all hybrids? The ones in the first movie had frog DNA.
It's amazing that they killed his heat after he won the title. Maybe Vince is confused and thinks he has the IC Title?
wiki'd save you a couple of hours too.
I think he needs to keep the title and turn face.
And about 40 bucks.
Then he'll be #2 face at best. There really isn't room on the face side.
He needs to stay heel for when Lesnar returns.
Do a double turn with him and Roman.
The problem isn't Seth though, it's a combination of the writers and what the writers are writing. For one, Creative isn't very creative, and this insistence on running the Authority storyline is reaching nWo levels of preposterous proportions. Never mind the fact that we've had heel authority figures since late 1997: this present storyline truly began in 2011 with the CM Punk angle, and has been evolving into its present form ever since. Even if you don't count COO Triple H era as the precursor to the Authority, the faction will have been around for two years come August. That's way too fucking long for a wrestling angle in an era of multiple shows per week, 12 PPVs and 'Network Specials'.
Wait he'd be threatening to cash in by having a match?
I'd be up for that. They might actually let Reigns get over.
I don't think it's Seth either but they've done way too much damage to his character.