I think Extant and myself each put up a thread at the same time, saw that each of us had put up a thread. Then each of us deleted our thread. Then Extant put up another one before I could put up another one.
Kofi Kingston is going to be found beat up in the locker room area tonight. Nobody will know who did it until Brock Lesnar takes his spot in the Money in the Bank Match and wins it. This will set up Lesnar Vs. Rollins at Battleground and Kofi Vs. Lesnar in Japan.
My wife raped my ears with that shitty Meghan Trainor song. I demanded restitution in the form of silence, and she put the song on repeat blasting through the house. I need an old priest and a young priest.
So I'm hiring a kid to do some pretty hard physical labour, hours and hours of straight digging and also hauling things up a pretty steep hill. He's willing to do it quite a bit cheaper than I'd expected to pay. Should I offer more than he's asking?
Maybe hire him at his rate and then once he's done a decent job I'll overpay.
My car's radiator might be dead. Bad side, looking at a shit of money in repairs. Bright side, I can work from home tomorrow meaning I can drink a shit ton of beers and watch wrestling today.
I went to see Tomorrowland earlier, mainly because I was interested to see if it deserves the 'flop' status. It's ambitious and has an interesting concept at its centre, but mostly, it's an ideologically confused mess of a film.
I've been doing ROH reviews for shows from 2005 for my own entertainment but I actually crave responses and I don't know where to post them beyond ROHworld :(
Oh. His inclusion in that IC match, being a Texan aside, was bizarre. And I'd blame him more than most for the way that match fell apart. He's supposed to be the veteran.
Part of a series called The Armadillo Mysteries. Stars Dilbert Pinkerton: mutant armadillo, private detective. He digs for the truth.
The first, The City of Smoke & Mirrors, he runs afoul with Nevermore Bay's local vigilante, The Buzzard. And digs into that mystery, running into the police, some of The Buzzard's rogue gallery, The Buzzard himself, and some of Don Komodo's goons.
The second, The Dame was a Tad Polish, Dill is hired to protect an actress and mutant frog, Lily Pad. Someone's after her, and with anti-anthropomorphic sentiments at an all time high, Dill's not sure if it's because she's a mutant or if there's something she's not telling him.
Red Sox are done. What a pathetic display. If heads don't roll from this debacle of a weekend, then no one gives a shit. This shit show is more that the Red Sox suck then the Jays being any good.
I once had to call off work because my buddy told me about a guy we know liked to get fucked in the ass with a strap-on and his girl came into the bar where he was chilling with all his boys and totally blew up his spot, and I laughed so hard I cracked 2 ribs. My boss wasn't trying to have it. but once I told him the whole story he's like "that's so nuts it has to be true". I say "yeah, if i just didn't want to work I'd say I had the flu or was up all night because I had the shits or something. But seriously, I got 2 cracked ribs, I can barely breathe much less get any work done."
I'd prefer if Owens/Cena ended with a fuck finish after not very long and Rollins/Ambrose has the potential to deliver (but hasn't on PPV so far). Aside from that, I'm not expecting much from the card.
I'm torn on his. It looks weak as hell, you can see his ass is taking the whole bump, but if I was a wrestler and had to take a piledriver from someone Terry would be the guy I'd pick. He does the safest piledriver I've seen.
My current goal in life is to have enough money to go to the Canadian GP and the IRL race in Toronto next year. Fuck watching this shit on TV, I want to see it in person.
I can see that happening. Everyone is saying Roman is going to win (with good reason) so I can see Vince having someone else win just to swerve everyone.
Would it have been so hard for Rollins to kick the crap out of them, have Ambrose come out, cream Rollins with the title and drape Mercury over Seth for the win?
As much as it pains me to say this, I think Rollins's title reign has been an unmitigated disaster. He's been castigated behind the Authority, booked to look like a chump since winning the title, and basically been second-fiddle to the overarching Authority storyline. At least when Brock was the champion, there was nothing higher in importance. The atrocious J&J angle on Monday night was just the final nail in the coffin.
I love Seth Rollins, but he deserves so much better than what he's been given.
Well, to start off with, Edge's stellar cash-in on Cena. A cash-in that, according to Edge, he personally had to suggest using in that fashion, as creative was going to have him just start a feud with it on a Raw at some point.
One thing that bothers me about that is "the worlds first genetically hybrid dinosaur". Um, weren't they all hybrids? The ones in the first movie had frog DNA.
The problem isn't Seth though, it's a combination of the writers and what the writers are writing. For one, Creative isn't very creative, and this insistence on running the Authority storyline is reaching nWo levels of preposterous proportions. Never mind the fact that we've had heel authority figures since late 1997: this present storyline truly began in 2011 with the CM Punk angle, and has been evolving into its present form ever since. Even if you don't count COO Triple H era as the precursor to the Authority, the faction will have been around for two years come August. That's way too fucking long for a wrestling angle in an era of multiple shows per week, 12 PPVs and 'Network Specials'.
Apparently he was just going to say "at the next PPV, I'm cashing in." The heel whose character is being a slimy opportunist would do this, until the guy playing said character said, "Hey wait, wouldn't it make more sense for me to do THIS...?"
Ya beat me to it, so I deleted mine. Then I think you deleted yours. Then I was going to go back and put mine back up, then you put up a new one.
ReplyDeleteWe communicate as a team. It's awesome.
FIRST!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell that was embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteWell, I was first, then I wasn't...then...uhhh...yeah. Good work, fellows.
ReplyDeleteTop 5 always get to be first.
ReplyDelete*ahem* My comment is below yours.
ReplyDeleteYou don't even have a comment!
ReplyDeleteIt's RIGHT THERE!!
ReplyDeleteNO IT ISN'T MOTHER FUCKER!
ReplyDelete:: Pokes you in the chest ::
...oh. My bad.
ReplyDeleteBefore this escalates I will politely ask you to hit refresh.
ReplyDeleteNope. Nothing. :: Bumps chest into yours ::
ReplyDeleteWTF is this bullshit? I see my own comment.
ReplyDeleteI also see dead people. *kicks llax in the nuts and runs*
:: Shakes fist angrily ::
ReplyDelete:: Feud continues for months after anyone cares about it ::
Clearly you don't want to reach for the brass ring!
ReplyDeleteI think Extant and myself each put up a thread at the same time, saw that each of us had put up a thread. Then each of us deleted our thread. Then Extant put up another one before I could put up another one.
ReplyDeleteIt was awkward.
Clearly we need to bring in some consultants to streamline business processes around here. We need more synergy and other corporate buzzwords.
ReplyDeleteSeason 2-3 of The Office doesn't get discussed enough in the pantheon of great sitcom seasons.
ReplyDeleteWe need to granulate our reports down to the office level so that we could have some accountability on the back end of the processes.
ReplyDeleteThey get forgotten because the last seasons were so bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd then you felt oddly attracted to each other...
ReplyDeleteLet's not jump the shark just yet. You have to build to that.
ReplyDeleteGah, I hate when my ESPN alert goes off before I see what happened on TV.
ReplyDeleteKofi Kingston is going to be found beat up in the locker room area tonight. Nobody will know who did it until Brock Lesnar takes his spot in the Money in the Bank Match and wins it. This will set up Lesnar Vs. Rollins at Battleground and Kofi Vs. Lesnar in Japan.
ReplyDeleteYou're ambitious.
ReplyDeleteSo was this a botch or a shoot?
ReplyDeleteI did the same thing yesterday.
ReplyDeleteSittin' in Starbucks, working on my third novel. Like a boss.
ReplyDeleteWriting an interrogation scene right now. Having a lot of fun with it.
My wife raped my ears with that shitty Meghan Trainor song. I demanded restitution in the form of silence, and she put the song on repeat blasting through the house. I need an old priest and a young priest.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm hiring a kid to do some pretty hard physical labour, hours and hours of straight digging and also hauling things up a pretty steep hill. He's willing to do it quite a bit cheaper than I'd expected to pay. Should I offer more than he's asking?
ReplyDeleteMaybe hire him at his rate and then once he's done a decent job I'll overpay.
Botch, for sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah do that.
ReplyDeleteGood for karma.
ReplyDeleteI hope the Blue Jays team bus overturns. I don't want anyone killed, I just want the entire team on the DL.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hope the Red Sox fall into a bottomless pit (moreso).
The last season was good. Season 7(?) with James Spader was not.
ReplyDeleteBut what about Kevin Costner?
ReplyDeleteMy car's radiator might be dead. Bad side, looking at a shit of money in repairs. Bright side, I can work from home tomorrow meaning I can drink a shit ton of beers and watch wrestling today.
ReplyDeleteYou need to rethink your vows.
ReplyDeleteI went to see Tomorrowland earlier, mainly because I was interested to see if it deserves the 'flop' status. It's ambitious and has an interesting concept at its centre, but mostly, it's an ideologically confused mess of a film.
ReplyDeleteSheesh, $204,000,000 for Jurassic World. That's a lot of money.
ReplyDeleteI completely blocked James Spader on The Office out of my mind.
ReplyDeleteIt's FAT!
ReplyDeleteMITB Sunday, time to rewatch cash-ins and Punk/Cena.
ReplyDeleteI've been doing ROH reviews for shows from 2005 for my own entertainment but I actually crave responses and I don't know where to post them beyond ROHworld :(
ReplyDeleteEmail one to Scott, if he likes it he'll let you post them here.
ReplyDeleteEven I don't think they are up to that standard, need general feedback first. Then I might be brave and email them
ReplyDeleteAll I require are TP Procurement and Dispensation Reports. In Duplicate.
ReplyDelete(Triplicate forms will be burnt.)
OH SEAN RODRIGUEZ!
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate the Blue Jays. My hatred for them has come out in spades this weekend. I've hated them since I was a kid living in Canada.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Hart Killer to back me up on this?
No doubt sitting somewhere scowling and shaking his head at all of the uppity Canadians walking by!
ReplyDeleteIt's all very uncomfortable, but never seems to be intentionally so.
ReplyDeleteat least minimum wage
ReplyDeletewhich one?
ReplyDeleteMy little brother (who is 25) always does my lawn for an agreed upon price of $25. I always thrown in an extra couple of bucks or some beers.
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry... but I am too busy to make lunch or go get anything... someone send me some delivery.
ReplyDeleteHas Mark Henry been on any shows since Elimination Chamber?
ReplyDeleteHe jobbed to Reigns via count out a couple weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteOh. His inclusion in that IC match, being a Texan aside, was bizarre. And I'd blame him more than most for the way that match fell apart. He's supposed to be the veteran.
ReplyDeleteIt's absolutely up there with the best of the best. Series 2-6 are 95% good
ReplyDeleteI don't mind blue jays. I can't stand storks though. Or flamingos.
ReplyDeleteYou're fat! Your whole damn town is fat!
ReplyDeleteYay, random power outage for 3 seconds.
ReplyDeleteOh god...
ReplyDeleteI'm a big fan of boobies though.
ReplyDeleteI think I need to make a cameo.
ReplyDeleteThe last series was going the way of series 8 (Spaders series) until they knew it was finishing and had some clear direction to wrap it up
ReplyDeleteI've found protein shakes to be surprisingly filling. Almond milk mixed with some stuff I bought out of Food Lion
ReplyDeleteI don't wanna go to work.
ReplyDeleteMe neither... though I do want to brag about not having to... too bad MisterTuesdayNight isn't here.
ReplyDeleteI've missed about the last two weeks of WWE programming. Anyone mind catching me up real quick?
ReplyDeletego to work
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that you have to. I've just been sitting here, banging a drum all day.
ReplyDeleteLeave Pawnee out of this
ReplyDeletedidn't miss anything really since elimination chamber
ReplyDeleteAll we can do is post snide remarks, but that's going to happen regardless of quality. In other words, just ask Scott to post it.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny because my real name is Tom and I'm an uncle to my sister's kids!
ReplyDeleteHad a feeling this was the case. Thought this was way too soon for another ppv.
ReplyDeleteI read that as "shittin' in Starbucks"
ReplyDeleteAnd the Pirates offense are make Cole Hamels look like he's still living in 2009.
ReplyDeleteWHAT'RE THE ODDS??!?!?!?!??!?
ReplyDeleteIt looks pretty good match wise though. MitB, Owens/Cena, Rollins/Ambrose.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, meta.
ReplyDeleteNot sure. If your name is Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh, I'm out of here, homey.
ReplyDeleteSo this is the same show just with MITB instead of Elimination Chamber?
ReplyDeletepretty much
ReplyDeleteIn that case yes my name is Glenn Beck.
ReplyDeleteWhy you always crying, Glenn?
ReplyDeleteWell, I mean...
ReplyDeleteWEB GEM Jung Ho!
ReplyDeletewhat's the first 2 about?
ReplyDeleteAre you a Purdue alum? They have a kick-ass drum they bang
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty much.
ReplyDeleteAren't you supposed to be out of here?
ReplyDeleteBut then you would miss me.
ReplyDeleteThat's over 300 hours in last month, she's a real go getting!
ReplyDeleteLynch me! Lynch me for what me people have done to your people.
ReplyDeleteYou lied. Typical.
ReplyDelete4:00 for WrestleMania 2000 correct?
ReplyDelete*Dances like an uppity negro on parallax's face*
ReplyDeleteWhat happened with the Lana/Rusev stuff? Last time I watched Rusev broke his ankle.
ReplyDeleteLana hooked up with Dolph
ReplyDeletePart of a series called The Armadillo Mysteries. Stars Dilbert Pinkerton: mutant armadillo, private detective. He digs for the truth.
ReplyDeleteThe first, The City of Smoke & Mirrors, he runs afoul with Nevermore Bay's local vigilante, The Buzzard. And digs into that mystery, running into the police, some of The Buzzard's rogue gallery, The Buzzard himself, and some of Don Komodo's goons.
The second, The Dame was a Tad Polish, Dill is hired to protect an actress and mutant frog, Lily Pad. Someone's after her, and with anti-anthropomorphic sentiments at an all time high, Dill's not sure if it's because she's a mutant or if there's something she's not telling him.
:: Doesn't raise minimum wage ::
ReplyDeleteHas it gone anywhere else? What have they been doing with Rusev out?
ReplyDeleteI just looked it up. That's a good drum.
ReplyDeleteRusev went and got injured almost right after that. He's gonna be on the shelf for a couple of months.
ReplyDeleteRed Sox are done. What a pathetic display. If heads don't roll from this debacle of a weekend, then no one gives a shit. This shit show is more that the Red Sox suck then the Jays being any good.
ReplyDeleteYou just wanna bang on the drums all day?
ReplyDelete*Marries Parallax's sister*
ReplyDeleteWe family, nigga...we family!
It's not how you start, it's how you finish.
ReplyDeleteNice try. No female relatives.
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy that Chris Rock bit though... YOU PEOPLE sure are good at providing us with entertainment.
I've been watching all the games and the Red Sox's defence is fucking atrocious.
ReplyDelete.....and they're finished.
ReplyDeleteJust witnessed the birth of my baby girl. Born this morning.
ReplyDeleteYour women sure like our big penises, too!
ReplyDeleteWay to go, man.
ReplyDeleteThey are only 7 games out
ReplyDeleteAwesome, dude! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! It's a pretty awesome thing.
ReplyDeleteI take everyone is going to be in limbo for a while or Dolph is going to have to wrestle Sheamus and Barrett 40 more times.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteAlso, offense and pitching. I think that covers everything.
ReplyDeleteTell me what is your preference when it comes to the female ass? Large or small?
ReplyDeleteor he could win money in the bank tonight
ReplyDeleteI once had to call off work because my buddy told me about a guy we know liked to get fucked in the ass with a strap-on and his girl came into the bar where he was chilling with all his boys and totally blew up his spot, and I laughed so hard I cracked 2 ribs. My boss wasn't trying to have it. but once I told him the whole story he's like "that's so nuts it has to be true". I say "yeah, if i just didn't want to work I'd say I had the flu or was up all night because I had the shits or something. But seriously, I got 2 cracked ribs, I can barely breathe much less get any work done."
ReplyDeleteI realize that, but when you play as bad as they're playing, it may as well be 27 games out.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDelete(Pretty inconsiderate to wait this long to tell us though)
White and tight.
ReplyDeleteand then face Sheamus and Barrett for the briefcase 40 more times
ReplyDeleteCongrats. What did you name her?
ReplyDeleteHuh, breaking with tradition. A bold gambit.
ReplyDeleteOk run along and have some watermelon now Toby.
Favorite piledriver? I always loved Jerry Lynn's.
ReplyDeleteThe album in the 1980's.
ReplyDeleteBest to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteTerry Funk.
ReplyDeleteYou got it, White Power Bill! Have fun listening to your John Cougar Mellencamp!
ReplyDeleteHope you enjoyed sleep. Because you won't again now for the next few years.
ReplyDeleteHow do Red Sox fans feel about FSG at the moment? I'm a Liverpool fan, so curious what their profile is like over with you.
ReplyDeleteFuck the Sawx, the cheating bitch ass Patriots, the Bruins, and all their douchebag Masshole fans. Fuck the Red Wings, Penguins, and Cowboys too.
ReplyDeleteHEY! It is just John Mellencamp now!
ReplyDeleteAl Sharpton called. He wants an apology for this thread.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he do that already?
ReplyDeleteHe had a girl. He won't sleep for about 25 years.
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer if Owens/Cena ended with a fuck finish after not very long and Rollins/Ambrose has the potential to deliver (but hasn't on PPV so far). Aside from that, I'm not expecting much from the card.
ReplyDeleteOwen Hart's.
ReplyDeleteheh.
I always dug Foley's, where he grabbed them by the tights to pull them down.
ReplyDeleteI bet he called on an Obamaphone!
ReplyDeleteOnly the Sox for me, dude. I could care less about football, hockey, basketball, whatever, etc.
ReplyDeleteOwen could pull that out of nowhere.
ReplyDeleteHe was very snappy with it.
I wish I paid attention enough to give you an opinion, man. You may want to check in with Bayless on that one.
ReplyDeleteSo what is the PPV lineup tonight?
ReplyDeleteCena vs. Owens.
MITB match
Rollins vs. Ambrose
PTP vs. New Day
Some divas match
Bruce makes a good one.
ReplyDeleteHow could you forget Ryback vs Big Show?!
ReplyDeleteI'm torn on his. It looks weak as hell, you can see his ass is taking the whole bump, but if I was a wrestler and had to take a piledriver from someone Terry would be the guy I'd pick. He does the safest piledriver I've seen.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how. I hope Big Show doesn't find out and slap me with those frying pan hands that you have to see in person to believe.
ReplyDeleteno comment.
ReplyDeleteI just don't have a reason to hate the Celtics. But it's kind of an unwritten law here that we have to hate teams from Boston and Pittsburgh.
ReplyDeleteMy current goal in life is to have enough money to go to the Canadian GP and the IRL race in Toronto next year. Fuck watching this shit on TV, I want to see it in person.
ReplyDeleteYankees have to cash in on bases loaded and zip outs...stupid cold streak eating their division lead away to nothing.
ReplyDeleteI can see that happening. Everyone is saying Roman is going to win (with good reason) so I can see Vince having someone else win just to swerve everyone.
ReplyDeleteDoes WWE actually think that Rollins jobbing (basically cleanly) to J&J Security will get people to watch their champion defend his title?
ReplyDeleteNo name just yet. We didn't find out the sex beforehand so no name was decided on yet.
ReplyDeleteWhen did that happen?
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone :)
ReplyDeleteA Rusev feud would have broken up the monotony temporarily, at least. Now, we are just stuck with this.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever have a daughter I'm going to name her Charlotte, after my late grandmother.
ReplyDeleteThis past Monday.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I like it. He just falls back instead of jumping down or whatever. It looks so weird that it's always appealed to me.
ReplyDeleteSeth has been booked like a chump the whole time he's had the title.
ReplyDeleteWhew. 2 runs...came a strike away of getting jackshit on that scenario.
ReplyDeleteLawler's piledriver is kind of like that too.
ReplyDeleteWould it have been so hard for Rollins to kick the crap out of them, have Ambrose come out, cream Rollins with the title and drape Mercury over Seth for the win?
ReplyDeleteThis race is pretty decent, outside of the 500 IRL should just stick to road\street courses.
ReplyDeleteIs it sad that all the talk about Money In The Bank just makes me want to watch Mania 2000 even more?
ReplyDeleteAs much as it pains me to say this, I think Rollins's title reign has been an unmitigated disaster. He's been castigated behind the Authority, booked to look like a chump since winning the title, and basically been second-fiddle to the overarching Authority storyline. At least when Brock was the champion, there was nothing higher in importance. The atrocious J&J angle on Monday night was just the final nail in the coffin.
ReplyDeleteI love Seth Rollins, but he deserves so much better than what he's been given.
Or just have Rollins destroy them to have some sort of momentum going into tonight?
ReplyDeleteWell, to start off with, Edge's stellar cash-in on Cena. A cash-in that, according to Edge, he personally had to suggest using in that fashion, as creative was going to have him just start a feud with it on a Raw at some point.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eA1ZrmdmoA
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember this? Is this a work or is Ross just an ass?
I totally agree with all of this.
ReplyDeleteStepping out to see Jurassic World. I expect to see humans and dinosaurs in a battle of wits for all-time!
ReplyDeleteI think Seth needs to drop the title and then start over. They've tried their best to kill all of his heat.
ReplyDeleteEven Orton looked stronger as second fiddle to The Authority.
ReplyDeleteYou could just read the synopsis on wiki for free.
ReplyDeleteFilm is a visual experience. I wanna read I'll pick up the Movie Novelization down the road.
ReplyDeleteOne thing that bothers me about that is "the worlds first genetically hybrid dinosaur". Um, weren't they all hybrids? The ones in the first movie had frog DNA.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that they killed his heat after he won the title. Maybe Vince is confused and thinks he has the IC Title?
ReplyDeletewiki'd save you a couple of hours too.
ReplyDeleteI think he needs to keep the title and turn face.
ReplyDeleteAnd about 40 bucks.
ReplyDeleteThen he'll be #2 face at best. There really isn't room on the face side.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to stay heel for when Lesnar returns.
ReplyDeleteDo a double turn with him and Roman.
ReplyDeleteThe problem isn't Seth though, it's a combination of the writers and what the writers are writing. For one, Creative isn't very creative, and this insistence on running the Authority storyline is reaching nWo levels of preposterous proportions. Never mind the fact that we've had heel authority figures since late 1997: this present storyline truly began in 2011 with the CM Punk angle, and has been evolving into its present form ever since. Even if you don't count COO Triple H era as the precursor to the Authority, the faction will have been around for two years come August. That's way too fucking long for a wrestling angle in an era of multiple shows per week, 12 PPVs and 'Network Specials'.
ReplyDeleteWait he'd be threatening to cash in by having a match?
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteI'd be up for that. They might actually let Reigns get over.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Seth either but they've done way too much damage to his character.
ReplyDeleteApparently he was just going to say "at the next PPV, I'm cashing in." The heel whose character is being a slimy opportunist would do this, until the guy playing said character said, "Hey wait, wouldn't it make more sense for me to do THIS...?"
ReplyDeleteThat shirt... jeebus. JR is definitely a jerk, but I get it here.
ReplyDelete